Yes, it does taste better if you drag it away from the bowl.
Yes, it does taste better if you drag it away from the bowl. And, no, I don’t know why.
altho it tastes prty gud in teh bag.
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Carpet crunchees!
Conga Ratz awn teh nawt sekkund.
Haz a Lynchburg lemmingade and a key lime pi.
Wii can haz tango fur dans dans?
flore flayvur!
…an naow wiv nu impruvd kronschiiz.
Dis lol is troo…mai kitteh only noms her crunchifuds if they be on teh floor.
congreecatshulayshuns rhsb! nyce wun awn deh nawt-sekkund! wut du u want foar drinkees and danses?
concats rhsb!
does U want nomz on deh carpet 2
or should I get a plate
Nawt onna carpet!
I want my noms awn ultra-fansee china!
*brings rhsb steaming chicken soup she just maded in fancy
wedgewood china*
Oh fanks, 2_k!
I lubs teh old Wedgewood stuffs, teh bloo wif teh whyte raized dezyns. Also, I lubs teh “Blue Willow” pattern of china, an has a set of teh reproduckshun stuffs (dat way, if it gets borked I’m nawt out a lotta munnies).
Diz iz homemaded soop? **sniffs** Smelz gud!
I jus maded it, has chickins, celery. carrots, onions sum garlic an
pasta
yummmi i lubz homemadez chix soop
Wii had chikkin an dumplinz foar dinnur tonite.
nice, comforting on a winter nite
But iz nawt Wintur today! Wuz teh Spring in KY.
Iz ‘pozed to be warmer 2morrow, wif chanse of thunder stormz. Den, teh temperachurz dropz, hittin 40-sumfin by Fryday. Pleh!
is wintur here in NY, complete wid snow
yummmi!
chikkin mus be teh fing tu nom in cheezland tunite. Ai maed teh chikkin burritos smuvvurd wif chile con carne tunite.
Ai maik dat tudai tu. furgot da garlik. put sum in fur tumoro.
Two_kittehs… yur comment was teh funny! Thanx fer teh lulz! ~ Bugs
fanks bugging2go!
Wow! Iz been a whiel sinse I has had a nawt-sekkund! Oh, an dis is my nawt-sekkund nawt-nawt sekkund yoosin my noo lappytawp! Woo-hoo!
So….drinkess, I wants margajareetas! Frozed, no salt plz awn mien.
Danses, I want Indian-style dansin, in honner of heerin “Indian Outlaw” by Tim McGraw, a song I nawt heered in ADGES!!!!
weeeehoooo rhsb congaratz!!!! margajareetas fur awl!
**whispurrs to 3km**
Teh best wuns iz from Durango’s in Lexington…
I wuz feelin it befoar I saw teh bottom of teh nawt-sekkund wun!
i been kravin da mexican fudz! how iz da salsa there?
Nawt berry chunkee, but teh gwakamolay iz GUD!
Mebbe wii cud meet dere foar evenin noms sumtyme?
dat wuld bii fun! i hazza theori awn salsa an mexican eetz. iffin da salsa iz fresh and gud da fud usualli iz tu.
I has eeted dere menny tymes an has never had bad fuds dere.
Chek ur skedyool an emayo me wen iz a gud tyem foar u. I kud be dere az erlee az 5:30 durin teh week.
okay!!:)
conga ratz Red! Drinkies and dances??!!
mai Tira scuups fud owt wif her paw and eets it!
I dunno why hur did dis, but Josie used ta stik hur paw inna wadder bole befoar drinkin out of it! Den, hur wud rub hur pawt awn teh rug unner teh bole, to dry it awf.
Mebbe hur wuz checkin teh temperachur of teh wadder, oar seein if dere wuz wadder innit? **shrugs**
dat’s funny! did yew eber put icey kubes in teh wadder tew see wut she wuld do? Bof mai kittehs get eggsited wen ai put icey kubes in teh wadder. and tira lieks tew get intew teh wadder bowl! her nawt mynd gedding wet. maibe iz a kaliko fing?!
Josie did nawt lyk gettin wet at awl. I gibbed hur baff a few tymes an hur wuz awl lyk DO NAWT WANT!
Wun tyme, I wuz runnin wadder to tayk a baff an hur wuz inna baffroom, nosin arown (lyk kittehs do). I had turned my bak foar a minnit to put up my hares, wen suddenlee I heer SPLASH an turn arown to see hur ohai-taylin it outta teh tub an runnin foar teh libbin room.
I DIVED aftur hur in teh hawlway an cawted hur befoar hur cud make it to teh cowch. I tuuk hur bak in2 teh baffroom an clozed teh door. I dryed hur awf, laffin teh hole tyme, becuz teh indignant luuk awn hur fayse wuz hilaryus!
mine pookie kitteh wuld wald da edge of da tub wen hii wuz yung an 2 owt of 3 timez fall in..him nawt lyke tuu much, butt wen it rainz yoo kant keep him in da howse
shuld say walk da edge
wuns wen Shadow was littol, she landed in teh wadder bowl when hubbi was playin wif her! She luked so unhappi wrapped in teh towlol and shibbering!
wen hooman boi wuz 2 hii wuld regularli pour da babbeh shampoo awn Pookie wyle i nawt lukkin..soo then hii had tu have da baffz tu gitted it off. why dat kitteh nebber hurted hooman boi i will nebber know
**snikkurs**
datz wy yoo kan nebber ebber still himz
**sighs**
Okay, I nawt steel ur kitteh, oar enny uthur kitteh, so lawng az I kno dey iz happee an bein tooked gud care of.
I kin still come snorgle him tho, rite? **prepayrez to beg**
oooh yesh yooz can come snorglez himmz..hii bii da bestest snorgler. hii layz beside mii awn da kouch an putz him front leg an paw around mine neck
Him gibs hugs??? Awww….
yeeep him gibz hugz. him iz most unusual kitteh
hehe…poor Josie! the imij iz teh funny, but ai’m shure she wuzn’t laffing! Tira lieks playing in teh toylit tew (AFTER it iz flushed!!!!)))
Wun of my frenz had kitteh dat lubbed watchin teh wadder go down aftur u flushed teh terlet.
Sum kittehs is SEW sillee!
wen Unique wuz liddle, she wuld come running frum NEWHERE in teh howse wen she herd teh toylit flush…she lieked watching teh wadder go down tew, but she nawt plai in it like Tira duz. Unique eben flushed teh toylit herself a kupple tymes – wif her teef! ai herd uf otter kittehs doin dat wif der paws, but neber wif dere teef…
Loki falled in teh tub a few tiems when him waz much yunger… nawt fur a lawng tiem. Still luvs tu watch teh toylit flush, tho.
.
Trick, howeber, comes intu teh showr wif teh watter running. Nawt directlee unner teh watter, but still… iz teh oddist kitteh, ai sware!
Mai kitteh, Cat, duz teh saym fing. She awlso lies besyde teh water bowl adn sleep-laps.
Ai uzed to hab a tortie kitteh, Trixie, who haz crossed teh bridj. Her wud drinkee laying down, tew. Lukked so funnee!
Aer yu shore she crossed teh bridge adn isunt just lying down in teh middul, drinking from teh riber?
Iz teh thrill uf teh hunt.
it jus duz!
mai kittehs awl bleev dis az well
so does mah Yogeh kitteh
if I gibs him speshul treat (shwimp)
himz drags it from kitchen to deh carpet to eat it.
ai alweez wunner if teh carpit gibs sum speshul flayver enhansmint…
teh uncarpitid floorz neber seem tu git dis treetmint
Ah, yesh. Much better offin teh floor. But DO NAWT let teh bottom of teh bowl show thru. Fud does nawt taste gud if u can see teh bottom of teh bwol. Dunno why, just dusn’t!
Mai kitteh Napoleon sez teh saem fing! I finked he be teh ownli wun.
I think they think seeing the bottom of the bowl means DOOM, so they have to keep it covered in hopes that the cat fud will grow parthenogenically while they are away.
Ebby used to always drag food out of the bowl and eat it from the floor. Clawed used to take a big mouthful, shake his head to rid his jaw of the excess, and chew. Floor-fallen kibbles were never to be consumed.
Teh carpet haza flavor!
jus leik cake taste better when u eet it by pinchin peaces offz it
My kitteh does that!
My dog does the same thing
awl mine kittehz supskrib tu diz theory
I noez wai dey duz dis.
.
So u kin haz deh joy uv walking barefooted on deh littlol bitty pointy krunchy bitz adn go OW!!! *hop hop hop* Deh kittyz lubz tu watch dat dans!!!
dey lyke too watch yoo danse and wurk da broom and dustpan
Kittehs lyk to see dere servants keepin bizee, I finkso!
Hay cween! Kin u emayo me ur mailin address? I has sumfin I wants to send u.
Ok.
Wut kud it b?
A
Big
Cookee?
Deliteful
Esspresso
Fudge?
G…..
Giant
Hairy
Indian?
Jealous
King of
Lalaland?
Crunchee fud eeben
moar crunchee~urr wenz reemoobd
andz spreddz awn t3h floar!
Ebbee Kitteh knoez
dis! Liddill Fishee Crunchee
fud needz lawtza spayss
Nawt wurkz so gud 4
Gushee Fud. Prittee Wun habz
madd wen dis happenz!
Jack.
Clapping floofy paws! Yea Jack!
Ohai Jack. Yew know how yew imagine sum cheezpeeps when yew neber eben met dem IRL? Ai hab dis image ob yew in my mind. Berry serious and contemplaytive, pencils wif teef marks awl ober yor desk, hair a mus frum scritchen yor hed, brow furrowed trying tew fink ob the perfect wurds foar yor poastings. Ai often fantasize about replying tew yew wif grate wit foar tew making yew snerk owt load. But alas, yor prose gibz meh uh humble, and ai kin neber fink ob N-E-fing. Sum day tho…sum day.
Ohai, nc…ai can fanty-size yoo wiff yore green plad cap, butt Y yoo no has knows?
Iz bestest wehn kitteh can knawk teh bawks ober and taek what hurz wantz. Iz teh frill uf teh hunt aifinkso.
Yes, karpits is has a flavor.
Mah kitteh is drinks da wadders and tries to digs unner da bowl when her duz. We cawls it da wadders dans an is berry bewful.
Mai kitteh ‘Tashie (Natasha) duz a wadder dans tew! Her pawz at teh floor befoar her drinks! Now ai no herz nawt teh onlee wun.
Ai can haz a viziblol?
Ai can haz a visoblol?
Peek-a-boo, I see yoo!
**SCHMOO**
Yay! Ai iz bak. WP letted meh aowt uf teh tyme aowt.
Noms taest beddur awn teh flor and bestest when stoled frum teh bag. Iz teh frill uf teh hunt. Aifinkso fings taest beddur if Kitteh hunted dem.
U wuz putted in tyme owt?!?!
Wut did yoo do?
Ai nawt noes. Ai sed conga ratz fur teh nawt sekkund to U adn WP nawt lieked it.
Mebbe WP iz jellus?
Dragging teh fud on teh karpit adds fybur AN flavr.
kwizeen is better apprashiated
wen u can tastes teh terroir
dat liddlol terrier iss a PITA and prolly best nawt to nom on hizzas
Dis kitteh sez “OTAY! Dis puzzule will be the eezy. Foist we turn allah de peeces ryte syde up, den we looks fer border peeces…”
@@@@@!!!!!
I nawt see no peeces wif strate sides, tho. Puzzlol cud proov to be moar diffykult then wii thot…
if dat happens den I will just eat the peeces
I hates gittin to the end ob a puzzlol only to dis cubber dat sum pieces hab bin nommed!
Hey how’s u do dis
like my cat i love lot
Lets see here.
Orinj wunz in wun pile, yeller wunz in anudder, and brownie wunz in dis pile.
Hmmm…17 orinj, 15 yeller and 18 brownie.
*eats 2 orinjez and 3 brownies*
*procedes tew eat 1 ob each culor until dey awl gone*
**runs up to NC66 an gibs him big hug**
Ohai, fren! How u doin?
**hugs rhsb bak an gibs her muzzle nuzzles**
Ai doin’ gud. Bin busy workin’ in teh yard tewday.
I see yew gawt tawp spawt. Congrats!
It culdn’ hab happened tew uh moar awesum cheezpeep.
**blushes**
Aww…fanks foar teh kynd werds. I relee needed to heer dat today. I haz been in wun of my “moods” today an donut kno egg-zackly why.
{{{NC66}}}
U nawt werk at ur job today? I’ve desyded to tayk Fryday awf. I’m gonna go chanj my last nayme bak to mayden nayme, plus I’m in desperit need of “Sanity” day.
Gud desijuns! I neber changded mah nayme when Iz got married
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Ai can has hugz plz? Poopy ex bf is awl happee wif new gf but still wants to be frends wif mii. Ai needs hugz to sqweez hims owt ob mai hart.
{{{{DK}}}} how iz deh borked bones
and is all helfy and OK?
Deh borked bones be doing OK. Deh borked hart, nawt so gud akshulee.
{{{{{{DK}}}}}}
Hope dat halps.
Oh yesh, fanks, Red. It duz.
U want ai shud skweez teh stoopee xBF?
Wii culd taek betz awn haow long ai wuld haz tu skweez tu maek hiz aies pawp aowt.
Oooh! I kin has tikkets to dis?
U want to skweez my ex-huzbin nexst? :wicked:
Oh fanks, Troll E. Ur sweet. Butt aifinkso hims NAWT wurf it.
Oh, come awn, DK. It mite be ennertaynin to watch.
Hmmm, yoo haz a poynt dere. Wot teh hek – okay!
deh stoopee bf doesn’t seem wurthy of deh purty DK
{{{{{two_kittehs}}}}} Yoo bees bery sweet. *wispurs* aifinkso yoo may be rite!*
**blushes** fanks DK
I fink someone said it
iffen himz makes U cry
himz not worf it
Ai’ll bemember dat wun when ai’m tempted to see him. Ai has tried seeing hims as a frend, butt ai felt so much worser afterwards. Ennewai, if he feels ai’m not gud enuf to be gf, wai wud ai be gud enuf to be a frend?!?
T-K, yoo has herd abowt teh Cheezmeet in VLC in Joon, rite?
yes I haz, Leeza wuz menshuning it deh other day
Do yoo fink yoo mite be able to kumming?
Dk, when himz wantz tu be juss frens, axk him can he lone U teh morgij paymintz. Tel him U will pai him bak when teh gummint haz balinced teh budjit.
I has no idear, I iz starting a gnu graduate program dis
fall, and so ebryfing is up in deh air rite now
I haz 2 offurs and still waiting fur one skool
Lol! When ai mobed in wif hims, he wuz wai behind on hims property taxes. Ai paided a bunch ob dem for hims becuz ai lubbed hims. Stoopee mii!
T_K, dat’s bery ecksiting! It wud be bery fun to meet yoo at teh Cheezmeet, too.
4point5kittehs i nawt want tu bii bearer ub bad newz an maibi yoo different butt i haz nebbe ben able too “bii friendz” wif an ex. just leeve himz missen yoo..
Gud adbice, 3kittymomma. Fanks.
Adn gud nite to alla cheezfrends.
{{{{{{{cheezfrends}}}}}}}
gud nite DK and all cheezfrenz
I iz also going to sleep
**yawns**
it will beez gud to come to deh cheezmeet
and meet Uz
**squeezes DK wif hydrolic powered arms**
{{{{{{{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Fanks so much, guise. Iz mai own falt fur nawt TOADALEE staying away frum him sins he borked up wif mii.
Yah, I saw no reezun to keep ex-huzbins last nayme, speshulee sinse wii nawt has kidlets togevver.
Wen I diborsed nawt-sekkund huzbin, I wented bak to my mayden nayme.
Ohai rhsb!
I changified mai name wen I got married teh furst tew tiems. I desided to go bak to mai maiden naem wen I married mai current husbin, cuz changifying it did nawt werk befoar. It musta werked, becuz he is fulla awsum and win and I haz a happee. Free times to get it rite – butt (hee hee) like tehy say, teh thurd tiem’s a charm.
I neber understood why only wimminz has 2 chainge dere nayme
as if U has 2 gib up Ur identity to beez married but menz has to does
no such fing
In mini-snow-ta yew kin changify your last naem to whatebber yew want when yew git married. At leest for wimmins, dunno abowt mens. Shudda changified mien to sumpfin funnee or crazee…
In manee states Leglolly bof parteez can chanjify dems naem when dem iz married. Mai dadkat wuz teh preechur foar ober 50 years, himz saw manee stranj fings at weddingz.
IFN I ebber get marrifyed agin it wil be #3.
Lawzy-mersee, I NEBBER thot I’d be marrifyed 2 tymez, let aloan DIBORSED 2 tymez. **long, sad sigh**
I’m glad u finalee gotted a gud wun, tho!
Thx red! I nebber thot i wud be divorsed frum my kit’s daddeh, butt (!) it terned owt to be teh best thing foar bof of us. Lawng storee short, he wuz a &*@$#%. If an old focks liek me kin find happyness, so kin yew!
Hay Red! Yew and I awr tyed in the exspouse derby! I, howeber had gone ahed wif a new wyfe. I finx meybe “thurd time’s a charm”, she sumtimes poynts owt “free strykes yer owt”. Furst time is the victory of lust over caution. Sekkond time is victory of hope over experients. Third time is victory of love over all.
Anom.
I finkso #3 gonna be berry berry ritch, berry berry old, has no libbin heirs, wif wun foot inna grave an wun foot awn teh bananananana peel.
Jes cawl me Anna Nicole Jr.
OCD kitteh is doin an Adrian Munk imitayshun.
**grabs dustbuster and vakyoomz up crunchy fud crumbs**
**spends next 2 hours grooming fur tew rid of eben moar crumbs**
*fynds the bustduster to be inadeqat to de task*
*lix up the crommbs*
You’ve been watching me eat M&Ms again, haven’t you.
The dog we had when we were kids was a very social eater. He’d grab a mouthful of food and bring it out under the dining table and eat it. Then he’d go grab another mouthful and bring it out.
i just luv twee kittah moma
Dat happins tew meh tew. Fank gudness foar “Sanity” days. Today wuz half day furr meh. Came hoam early cuz nunaduh big wigs wuz there. Dey awl took uh trip tew corporate offices.
*hands rhsb uh boblol heded purplol gorilla tew halp wif her moodiness*
Shoo liddlol cawmint…shoo. Go up there under rhsb’s cawmint where yew belong.
Nitee-nite awl. Gonna go to sleep and dreem abowt bebbeh firefocks kittehs. {{cheezpeeps}}
Nite-nite ICHF! Sweet dreems!
‘Nite ICHF!
Frenz, I finkso iz tyem foar awl gud liddlol redheds (an us nawty wuns too) to hed to bed too.
‘Nite!
**goes to put awn pjs an crawl unner teh cubbers**
U wantz Billie Bawb (teh lab) tu snorglol wif? Him nawt taek up az much room as Sallee.
Gud nite rhsb
{{{rhsb}}}
mai goggie nomz on teh flur.
I’m awl aloan, deres no-wun heer b-side meeee, o yu gotta hav frends!!!!
(Dawnkey frum Shrek)
Gud day Africat!
*sits daon wif a cup ob tee (aplol an cinnanomnom as ushual… kinda hukked…)*
Ai habs 5 mins befoar my daily stand up – just reeding last nites fun an gayms…
Ohai Nennepus! Naice tu sea yu! Teh wind is reeeeely blowin heer in teh dessurt, ai fink ai sawded a camelol flyin past teh windoe jus naow!
Ah my EYES burn when I read this, yet I enjoy it in some weird way! =@-@=
my dog does that all the time.
omg my kitteh does dis it suits him perfectly!!!! lolz