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Congrats, Calicocoa!
fankee, annipuss! conga ratz tu yu tu.
Catniptinis for sillybrayshuns, ladeez?
shoor, fuzzybeard. wye knot! fankee muchlee. *sipz jinjurlee, tehn addz jinjur tu martoonie.* nommee. nais kick!
Calicocoa you has so many nawt-sekkunds! Conga ratz, you has free in teh last two daiz…nawt bad at awl!
Oh yesh, and can it be sprinklols?
Conga rats, calicocoa – and …..
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HAPPY BURFDAY!!!!
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dans dans dans
caper prance prance
spin twirl hop dans hop
skid skid JAZZ HANDS!
awww fankie muchlee, upfi! iz awlmoast teh spookkee tu habing teh *reel* birfday tudai, adn awlso teh lol wif teh birfday cake! weerd, butt (haha) kewl. fankz agen furr teh ‘memburing, adn teh fun, happeetayl caypurringz. {{{{{ upfi }}}}}
{{{{calicococoa}}}}
As a prezzie ai bring u a gift basket full of Jerman wines and chocklits and bread and cheezes to enjoy! *drags basket wif bof feelers*
ach du lieber, gna(e)dige upfi! danke vielmals. brot, kase und schokolade. das ist wunderbar. ach! ich sehe eine kleine flasche riesling trockenbeerenauslese. ausgezeichnet! danke scho(e)n!
U speek mai foreign? Oh, lubberlee! Nao, for dessurts, ai brings Black Forest Gateau (Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte). Halp urself, cheezfwends!
okay — I don’t think I can say HOW IMPRESSED I am in LOL!!! wow! In German, even! WOOz HOOz!!
Hope urz duznt hazzing sprinkulz on it!
Yay! Happi birfdai! Mai awl ur dreemz cum troo!
awwwwrrrr, fankie, annipuss! nao ai bee tryeng foar teh haveing oanlee teh *gud* dreemz!
*gibs calicocoa a dreemcatcher*
Taht will catch teh bad dreems an onlee let teh gud dreems reeching yu.
Happy burfday!
may ur day be full ob noms an shampayn-boblols an happehtayls an de moast wundermus pressies!
ooooooohhhhhhh, fankee nennepus! teh shampayn boblolz shur beetz teh beelzebublolz baf jell (frum teh BK/serial box lolaifinkso).
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ai haz teh happehtaylz awlreddeh. nawt eeben kneading teh presleys — awl teh cheezfremb birfday wishhuz bii teh besstesst presleyz! fankee agen. (adn if ai’z diskapearink, iz bekorz iz free-furdy inna nytetime heer in cali4mya. muss bii teh sleaping, so’z ai kin beeing teh wakey wakey nawt tue lait inna moarning. den, iz aftur teh faiv oclok pee-yem in teh yurrup (inkloodin teh tti, ub coarse), adn dat meenz iz teh shampayn tyme. (iz awlwayz teh faiv oklok *sumwair* aifinkso!)
it’s ur birfday???
HAPPY BIRFDAY CALICOCOA!!
Hapy birfday, calicocoa!
Here…is a nebber ending founting ov teh hot cocoa fur you. Warm…chocolately…gibbing happinees and teh moar happiness.
birfday?
Happehtayl birfday tu yu, calicocoa!
Haz an awsum day an an awsum yeer!!!
Ai hazza flavur. Knot nesesarilii teh flavur yu whir wantin thoe.
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Naow dat’s juss greedee!
uh, sawree. stoopee fingur glitsche.
Eeewww!
Mai feelings precisely
Iz a delicahsi!
I agree!
Tehse choklit raisuns tayst funni…
Mornin posh bird!
duz u haz teh tyme tu go tu teh ty booteek? sum drinkies adn dansies befoar wii go?
Ai haz eggstra tiem – ower clokks haben’t gon forward yet, so it’s ownlee 10.10 heer.
grate! fuzzybeard maded teh catniptiniz. verreh nommee. (speshly wif teh ekztra jinjur.) ai porz yu wun!
And ai has an eggstra hour be4 ai has to go to lunsh. Wurk is nawt so thrilling dis bery minit.
kewl, upfi! deer cheezfrend fuzzybeard maded teh nippeetiniz (candidate furr teh drinkiez menyou at cheez). ai porz yu wun awlso. (drinkeez awl arownd, ebberbuddee!)
Happytail burfday calicocoa!!! AN MANY MOOOOOOORE!!!! Teh speshiul delibery flyin carput iz awn itz way wiv yur berry own selekshun ob mystrious eestern parfumes an unguents!!! Enjoi!
*prepayrs de swooning couch foar Calicocoa*
Whispurrs – AC – u knows u habs tu bring de swooning couch too – deese gibts ob yurrs awlways maek de Cheez laydees swoon liek mad!!!
Swoon!!!
ummm,,, sweeet fraygrunts… fealen laik sleapee, oar swoonee, oar… niteynite zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hau did she het tehre! Teh big hat waerin, creen skoen eetin, posh bint!
Ai fink she cumz heer ebbry so offen 2 trie 2 rayz teh toen a bit. Nawt doin it rite, akchoolee!
Pah, awl ahe’s raysin is a scoen to her caekhoel! Ebbereetym Ai sees her she’s eetin caek!
ooohh, teh britthush bannturr bee teh faawnee!
Itz gonna taek a crowd ob gerbuls to put dent in taht caek.
A wundermuss pet iz teh jerbul
Hims dye-its eggskloosiblee herbul
Him munchis an crunchis
Long vejtabul lunchis
An charmz ebbri err wiv hims burbul.
Edwood Leer or Ogden Nash?
Ai fink it wuz dat berry purrliffik poet, Anon!
Ah yes, Ai has a lawt ob his werks!
*anom* tue dat!
hmm – diddunt noe dey maed black sprinklols… must be likkorish…
likkor-icck?
Izznt eet a beet early fur likker?
“iz always five oclokk somwaiers!”
Akshully – is purrfekt likkortiem foar KimKiwi and otters doununder!
gmta, nennepus! (up teh fred…)
Wait minit… sez happeh birfdai gerbils so iz his caek.
Yep. Is more “Iz on our caek, maekin all the sprinkulz i want dammit”
If hims leeving tehm purply-yellowy-bloo stripes, hims mayn’t maek it to sekkund birfday, aireallyfinkso.
no nesesarily… just meens him poopin reinbows. i thoght that were gud 2 loltings? but srsly… hoo bakes caks 4 gerbls?
ewwwww… mausdai kaek wif mice creem
*Scampers in*
Yum!
*Eats some cake*
Thanks!
*Scampers away*
THAT IS DISGUSTING AND UNSANITARY! NO WAY I’D EAT THAT CAKE AFTERWARDS!
I’m not trying to troll, just stating facts about letting an animal on food like that.
Hm… so you probably would object to my cats stealing food off my plate and occasionally dipping a paw into my glass to see what’s in it…
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Seriously, calm down. The odds of death or disease from a gerbil being on your cake long enough for you to take a few pictures are really not all that high.
I would hope they’ll avoid eating any little dark sprinkles or damp spots, but otherwise… *shrug* It’s less dangerous than many things people do every day that I doubt you “state facts” about.
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Incidentally, you are not stating facts, you’re screaming an opinion about what YOU would do, or not do. *shrug*
Kitteh thinks s/he’s butterfly, all tastin’ wif feetz.
Ever watched a sniffly three-year-old blow out the candles? Now THAT’s a diet willpower reinforcer!
lol, but the cake says happy birthday “gerbils”, so he can do whatever he wants with his cake.
A baby LOLgerb! How sweet!
The caek is a lie.
it is a Caper….it is a rat t**d….it is a Caper….it is a rat t**d….
ok, den YU eet it…..
(wut moobie dat frum? naym it and claym wunnerful pryz…)
but the sauce was delicious!
They’re JIMMIES!
well how yummeh!!
they put dis on cake wrecks.com then critisised lolspeak of the interwebs
Dat cute. O:
KYOOT!
i make sprknle too. but good ones.
OMG!!!!! thta soooooooooooo funny it my back ground! =)
) ._. hahaha
Yup, I am officially grossed out now.
I showed this to my sister-in-law and she said, “That’s not sprinkles!” rotfl