
Ceiling Cat as painted by Michelangelo
iz he goin 2 use finger paint?
picture: miezekatzen. lol caption: aajohnson
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Ceiling Cat as painted by Michelangelo
iz he goin 2 use finger paint?
picture: miezekatzen. lol caption: aajohnson
BOOP!
Such floofiness… soooooo pretty…
Uh oh. I forgot my Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses!
*RumbleRumbleRumbleRumble*
SPLORT!
Blargh!
*Klunk*
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh Maus braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Maus is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
oh noes! Maus is doun – Maus is doun!
*runs to de CCC garije an gets de keys for de truck*
*Blink blink – reverse – full throttle back tu Maus*
*Skoops up awl de brayns an rinces eet in Passioun fruit minerul waters*
*Puts it back and fastens de bones wif duckytaep – wif ducks on ob corse*
*Puts on nu CHRG – no – maek dat three CHRGs and de Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses froam Mauses back pockit*
*Leeds Maus to de comfy chair in de recubbereh room, wrapped inna cheezland blankitt*
*Gibs Maus a cup ob hot chocklit and a bowl ob sordid chocklit animlols froam de safareh park gift shop*
Dere u go! hoap u git better for den nekst LOL!!
*scampers of tu du som woark i RL*
*runs in*
oh noes!
I can’t stay.. teh documents is rite behind me!!
*can’t find teh blindfolds*
*raps a 50p towl around Maus’s eyes*
*runs back out*
Owr skwirrl iz being purr-sooed bai documints???
Oh, teh hyooj manatee uv it awl!
Mebbe we can sending tehm tu a documintary.
Fur dat wee needs documintary evvi-dense.
Aifinkso tehy be preddy dense alreddy…
An den Ceiling Cat sed, “Letz thair bii lyte!” an thair wuz lyte.
iz furree tutching!
conga ratz maus, valesa adn nennrpus furr teh freeway ty! yu gitz teh limner’zine furr teh tripp too the ty booteek.
ooh – a limner’zine!!!
neber been in wun befoar! Can ai taek it wif med to wurk – an get it tu dribe me hoam inna few hours?!?!
shore fing, nennepus — wye knot! izza gud dryvur, to.
i givez u life!
An posabul fumbs, so yu mai be a gud slave tu mai childrins.
adn
… adorublol kittehs
… beautimus purring minigods
… cheezburger for da kittehs
… d…
dansing hopsalotamussiz
ellolfanteez in tappitap shooz
fabooluss rhynoez (wif nawt plasty oar vieruss)
g…
Grate ekspektayshuns froam ur kitteh (gushifuds – say noe moar)
Happytayl days wif ur kitteh
Interesting momunts pondering wut kitteh has eaten nao…
J….
Jollee and joyuss fun
Kittehs, kittehs, and more kittehs to play wiv
Liddlol nomilicious treets
M…
Mayjor Awards!
Never ending snorgles
Occashunal remynders abwot fud bowl
P…
pointeh ens
quick kittehs (so u noe can catch dems iffn dem nawt wans)
reckless kittes (so dat u habs noa hartbeet once inna wyle wen watching dem)
s…
Seacrete desire to bees a ketteh
Toesies furr kettehs to chase unda da cubbers
Understanding ob yer pace in da natural order, as slave two all kettehs, big an small.
V…
(ooo, dots)
an wuat pretteh picture it is!
Adam haz a niec manikyoor. Luv teh choyc of polish!
Conga Rats to ebree wan! Yuz guiz arrh da kwick!
Kawfee/Tee nad scones wif hommaid razzberree jam – seedless ob koarse?
Iz tu erlee fur mii tu bii dans, dans dansin’, butt ai will kalp fur yu!
o i lurves dis pic!!!!
Yesh. Dis iz a beeyew teemous kitteh. I lubs da luk ob konnsentrayshun on himz fais.
Pull my finger.
*snerk*
And feel teh pane of teh pointy ends!
Hm. Hadn’t thought of that. Seems like a lose-lose.
Da majiik-de splortifir noe uzes colourful ducky-tape? I haz sad, was bestes part of splort * ifinkso
Ohai, BOM!
We shud calling you BOMP nao, mebbe? *gigglol*
Ai lyks teh culurful dukky taype tu. But ebreewun haz diffrint reskoo style, iz part uv teh fun!
Can calz mii anyfing axecept fore lat to NOMZ.
jusy call mii bom ifinkso kthanks
ohai Bom!
ai lykes de ducky taep wif ducks on – does litlol yellow bafftub duckies – dey be colorful – doant dey?!?!
sumtiems ai awlso choose wun wif glitter on… just foar fun
Ilubs mii liddl yello ducky. Anyone noes da rubbr duky song??????
♫♫♪♪♫♫
Rubber Ducky
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Rubber Ducky
I’m awfully fond of you! (bo bo bo deo)
Rubber Ducky
Joy of joy
When I squeeze you you make noise
Rubber Ducky
You’re my very best friend its true
Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who’s
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!
Rubber Ducky
Your so fine
And I’m lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky I’m awfully fond of you
Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!
Rubber ducky your so fine
And I’m lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky I’m awfully fond of
Rubber ducky I’m awfully foooond
Of you!
♫♫♪♪♫♫
Fanks Maus noe haz part of sohg stuk i mii brayns. Iz gud cauz I had no extra rum in brains fore de import-tant stuf.
Rum in brains?
*snerk*
A little early in the day, don’t you think?
Nebbr to early for da rumz. Mii huzban saiz he needs a littl blood in hiz alchol. Iz berri funni since he drinkee berri littl.
I bowz tu yur soopeeriyor duckysongnoweg!
Ack! Eaaarrrrwwuuuurrrrmmmmssss!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!1!!
You’re welcome!
Hai EM, U can haz sum drinks?
* offurs ebil maus teh glass *
Rubbr dukky, yor teh wun
Yu mayk bafthyme lotsa fun,
Rubbr dukky, Ize offally fond ob yew,
boop-boop-a-doo,
Rubbr dukky, joy ob joiz
Wen I skweez yu, yew mayke noyz
Rubbr dukky yer teh berry betst fwen , itz twew!
Oh wo wo,
Ebbry day wen I mayx mai wai to the tubby,
I finds a liddl fella hooz
cyoot an yella wand chubby,
Rubabdudbdubby!
Rubbr dukky yer sew fine
An Ize lukky dat yer myn
Rubbr dukky Ize offally fond ov,
Rubbr dukky Id lyk a hole pooooooooooond
Ob yew!
O Maus, yu tipes so much faster dan Me! :shame:
*Whispers*
Copy-n-Paste is yer fren…
teh troof iz owt noa!
hao fantastik! de LOL-speak vershun!!!
dam-di-damdi-dah – Fankyu!!!
But YOO did it in AR langwidge!!
How r u an hubcat today? Hopefuly bedder?
Also fanks to ebery one fur you con-dol-shuns for Maxwell. Iz so nice her cause in RL peoples doen unnerstand so gud about hurtz for kitteh not ownd buy us cud be greved so.
*blink*
*runs back a fread or tu tu luk*
{{Bom_Momme and teh poor Maxwell kitteh}} Sawree I misst yor note yestiday.
(For ennywun elz hoo missinged it, it wuz under teh 3/9 pikshor of teh 2 kittehs tawking abowt teh capshun.)
Wuz a merciful fing yoo did for por kitteh. Teh Nite Watchman meetinged that behbeh kitteh at teh brij. I sawree for yor sad and I shares it.
But that behbeh is nawt alone or sik ennymoar – Maxwell is dantzing in teh Meddow today, oh yesh!
My good friendz boy, George (dat comma is impourtent!) is in the horspiddle, very, very sick. Aifink dat George will be playing wif the Nite Watchman and Maxwell and my kitteh Pat-The-Cat real soon.
I lub that meddow. So much kitteh dantzing. Boink-boink-da-boink-kick-purrrrr!
Tonight, when I was feeling sad about George and Pat-the-Cat, I wuz giving noms to my next-door cat, Molly, and she gave me a VERY sheshul hed-bonk. She held her noze to mine and looked in my eyez and I noes she was saying “You ar a speshul kitteh frend and us kittehs noes it.”"
And then I’m she sed “Enugh snorgling. Where’s my noms????”
Eh. Kittehs. They always win.
well dat are jus acuz RL peppoles dunt gets it. ai knoez it forafact. dey doezznt gets it when yu looz a birdybuddy effer. But weez heer wif fuzzy blankies and coclits an extra cuddles wenh needed!
Yu haz a hyooj hart, ana hyooj currij.
Yu did spare him frum lawts uv suffring, an aifinkso him wud fank yu fur it, that yu halped him tu be safe nao an nawt sick ennymoar.
Iz a berry hard fing, when yu trai tu reskyoo kittehs, an cannawt save wun.
It duz nawt get eezier, aifinkso… but knowing uvvers unnerstand an care, taht can halp.
Ai sowree Maxwell got sick befoar yu finded him.
Oh, lookit teh floof. WANT!
SSPPLLLOORRTT!!!
I ar ded from teh kyoot floof….
oh noes! nao its Red…
*runs to de CCC garije an gets de keys for de truck*
)
*Blink blink – reverse – full throttle back tu Red*
*Skoops up awl de brayns an rinces eet in shampayne minerul waters*
*Puts it back and fastens de bones wif duckytaep – wif ducks on ob corse*
*Puts on nu CHRG – no – maek dat three CHRGs and de Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses froam Mauses back pockit* (sorry maus – Red needs it nao…)
*Leeds Red to de comfy chair in de recubbereh room, wrapped inna scottish themed blankitt* (mebbe a scot will pop by an hulp de recubbereh
*Gibs Red a cup ob hot chocklit and a bowl ob sordid chocklit animlols froam de safareh park gift shop*
Dere u go! hoap u git better for den nekst LOL!!
*scampers of tu du som woark i RL*
**slowly regaynz conshusness**
Ooooowww…..wut happend?
aifink yur CHRG wus fawlty – wus wun from Fawlty towers INC, not reliablul at awl!
It wus a magnificent splort dough!
*hands Red de rest ob de shampayne*
Heer – hab dis – gibs a real sparklol tu de day!
Mai faboritest pane-teeng ob awl thymez, NAO in lolcat format!!
Catelangelo!!!
Looks like ceiling cat has had one too many cheezburgers
Noes!!! Iz just floof!
DK!!! *pownsis DK*
*hedbonks, purring*
Hao yu? Ai saw yu had ruff nite last nite… ai iz tu late fur gibing hugs?
Ohai P-K! Nebber too late fur hugs, fanks!!! Ai’m doing better todai. Ai just sended yoo an emayo.
{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}
Yu nawt need ennywun in yur lyf whu making yu feel lyk taht. Pfft tu him!
Ai glad yu is bedderer tuday!
*runs tu luuk fur emayo*
*escapes teh documints long enuf to run in and hug DK*
{{{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}}}
and hedbat poopy exbf
>>>>>>>pexbf<<<<<<<
*Tosses Leeza a Zippo*
Here. Will this help?
U needz dis tu
* tosses teh skwirrl teh liter flooid adn teh flintz *
***ATTENSHUN…YOUR ATTENSHUN PEEZ***
Climbs up to anouncmint podium
Pleez to noe I gibbes big hugs, smooze and fankies to Prysma_kitteh for her ade an adbice for halping to sabe a serious case of not gettin algone between Petey (new guy) an Oscar (alfa kitteh) her gestions waz wondermous an berri berri halpful. Gibs PK mani happi clapclapclaps an hurraz.
*clappityclaps and hurraz fur pk*
ah… u gotta lurve da cheezland… so menneh halpfull adn naic peepz rownd heer
Dat PK, she b wun smart kitteh!!
.
♫♪ ♫♪ Fur she’z a jolly gud feller
♫♪ ♫♪ Fur she’z a jolly gud feller
♫♪ ♫♪ Fur she’z a jolly gud feller
♫♪ ♫♪ Fur she’z a jolly gud fe-ellerrrr
♫♪ ♫♪ Adn so say awl uv us!!
YaaaaaaaY!!! PK!!
Ai haz a happeh it halped… happeh kittehs, taht be, well, hyooj importint fing. *shrug*
{{{{{BOM}}}}}
And then Ceiling Cat created humans for cuddling and saw that, for the most part, they were pretty darn good at it.
And he gavinged deh kittehz deh pointy endz, just in case deh hoominz needed reminderifying uv dhere stashun in life.
So much win!
dis iz teh Kittysteen Chappel ceiling kind ob Ceiling Cat, to be ezact
naow dis iz ART!!
And dis liddul piggeh opens teh gushifud can.
ok, cud sumun hep me plz? iz sick ‘n tyred ov da green qayer thingy, can anywun tell me hao for to make it uz mai own pikture?
kthxbai
iffen u goe up teh thred a bit an clik awn cweenmj’s bloo naim u wil goe tew teh cheeztown cryer. den u clik awn teh ‘helpers’ tab an u gets awl kinds of info taht iz full uv awsum an win! lyke havin a abatar an a bloo naim an lots uv otter stuff!
Youz can goez to cweenmj’s blog site for anyfing hazzin to do wif ICHC – how to get bloo nam (for gettin frenz) ading or chngn abitarz or acrinim meansin. The Cween iz the Cween. Jus click on her bloo nam an majiik transport to ICHC eberyfing.
GMTA {{{BOM}}}
{{{BF473}}} hopz todae be bsetes dae. I-NOEZ-SOZ
O fankz guize!!
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u will haz tu copy/paste adn taking owt deh spaiciz.
Klikking mai name takingz u tu mine trabel blog. …. it duz haz a link tu deh Cheez Town Cryer, but deh address u b wanting iz
h t t p://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
:::fais paw::: ….. sumhow I skrewing dat up….. deh bottum line jumpinged tu deh top?? I blame weird pretzel!!
oopsy! ai nawt meen tew giv rong info! luuks lyke teh eezy wai iz…
clik cweenmj’s bloo naim-goze tew hur blog
clik teh cheeztown cryer tab (ober awn teh lef syde)
clik teh ‘helperz’ tab
get lotz uv info taht iz ful uv awsum an win!
Stop poking me!
::poke::poke::
ahm tuching u! ahm tuching u! *poke poke*
Mom! BF is Poking Me!
Almost.
Mom! Johnnyface iz awn mai syde uv teh cowch!
*Mom rollz eyez an sighz*
*Sneekz up bhind BF adn JF.
*Momentarily stikz index finner uv eech hand in mouf.
*Gibz BF adn JF eech a wet willee.
*runzawaylaffing
ew ew eeeewwwwww!!
*runz affer cweenmj, fros a peece uv gerbil caik frum teh las lol at hur an skamperz awai gigglin*
nao, ifn Ai has tu turn dis LOL arown, yu AWL gunna be in sush trubble….
Nawt tu bovver meh unless der iz blud floeing!!
If U needz summat tu du u can baf teh goggie.
Meowkalangelo? Aye knowed it.
Ai thawt orij’nul payntng wuz bai Micatangelol
lol…
Wow, neat! it was only a matter of time before someone created a lol alluding to the Sistene Chapel
(forgive me if i spelled Sistene wrong, kittehs no can spellz.)
wao. 2b wif epic thnx 4 teh sistene chaple alluziun.
splort