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SPLORT!
Dang! Two inna row! Blargh!
*KLUNK!*
*ponders*
*wot to do, wot to do….*
ooooooo dots….
oh, yah, i shud call 9 11ty
*watches da cween swoop in to halp annipuss*
*sends holomagrafic mausage: halp us oh, be won cween o peas,
yer ower onwy hoap…*
May teh Farce be wif hur!!!
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An BRILLIAYUNT StarWars ref FTW!!!!1111!!1 @@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@
:snerk: Star Warz ref FTW!
@@@@@ x elebenty!!
woop woop make way foe de CCC
*scoopity de braynes from sweetpeas tendrils*
*rinses dem wif sparkly water*
*paks bak into hedbox and puts de bonez bak*
*wrappity wrappity wif lots of blu dukky taype*
*puts on nu chrg adn leads maus to splort recobery lounge*
*tuks in wif cheezpeep balnkie and a playte of goodies stolen from de safari park*
Oh noes! Maus, yu gunna suffer braynium damij!!!!
*runs in wif teh Nawt-Sekkund-Aid kit*
*sweepy sweepy teh brayns tugevver*
*rins furully wif lemming watters*
*stuffstuff bak intu braynium cabity*
*caerfully replays teh braynium peesis*
*dukky taype dukky taype* sowryy iz neon pink, ai nawt had tiem tu be choozy
*snap awn CHRG*
*moar dukky taype dukky taype*
Nao, plz tu be sitting rite heer, ai rap tihs cheezmap blankkit arown yu, here be chokklit moose an hawt chokklit. Du nawt luk until yu is fully recobered, otay?
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!* Mayks THREE!!!
Seruslii, tihs luks lyke Cats n’ Racks Junior Stylee.
wuh woh! da maus hazz sploritfied.
*thinks kwik*
*fwipfwipfwipfwipfwip* wif da tendirls to contame teh craniyal mattah
ai can’t halp much! Tai Ping still too slow! Ai” hild teh craniyal matter wif mai left hand – and maybee yoo cud fwip sum tendrils around annipuss too??? shez bin struk down too!
GMTA bin dere, dun dat…
Fastest tendrilz in teh Eest!!
oh noes………we must haz a duel
tendrils at dawn at the ICHC corral (or corall? oh noes ai cant decide!!)
ummmm. you can be dere at dawn…i be zzzzzzzzzz
*poke*
Good werk Sweet Pea!
*gathurs brains, rinses them*
*Replaces branes and ducktapes the carnium back togevur*
*Puts a scotch in wun of Mauses hands ands an a cholik possum in the ottur*
*tuks in blankey around Maus*
Okeh pardner, u just rest now…
*scribbulscribbul*
*rrrrrrrip*
tears off tickket
Sir, here is your ticket for not wearing your proper protective gear in a dangerous area. You have been remanded to the class for Remedial CHRG Usage.
a-hem. Ai werkz fur lolyer. Duz yu need leegul reprezentayshun in dis
matter? We cans fixt dis tickkit. Dat will be elebentee-manee munnies, plzktnx.
Heer–*klunp*- dis be yur geddowdajaylfwee card. Donut loze it.
kyootimus maximus! or izz dat maxi MAUS?
We hav sum burfdays today. Burfday Faerie sed it down below. So ai’m just going to sing up heer so ebreewun can see it bedder.
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER ITTEHBITTEHKITTEH and CALICOCOA ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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manee happee returnz uv teh day too bof uv yoo!
Happitayl Birfday to yoo bofe
Have a wunderful day an hope yoo canhas sum nice pwezzints
Yiss, happi birfdai bofe!
Happitayl birfday to bofe uv yu, an menny moar!
♫ ♫ ♫
Ohai, JanCan, and fangs fore teh B-day anounsmint~! Happeh, happeh birffday to IBK and CC!!!!
I onlee beez heer 4 a minit 2-day, and I bee wishing yoo boff much happeh, happeh, joi, joi!
is good fur da helf
Is gud for teh hart too, ifinkso.
Is ther ennything moar preshus than teh luk uv luv exchanged between a kitteh and a chyld?
*sighs with a happy*
Wot gremlin sedded.
*sigh*
Oh SPLORT!
Ai awlwaiz thort Ai wuz immyoon….
itz a CATASTROFEEEZ! i still no has license fur ccc
*fwipfwipfwipfwip*
dere, dat shoed hode you till a kwalified representatif anserz da murjensea call
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh Annipuss braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Annipuss is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
But cween- whu about Maus??
I awlreddy sabinged him wunst tuday…Shudda lernt tu wairing himz Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses….. He’z on himz owm…
♥♥♥ Tuff lubz, I haz it!!! ♥♥♥
Fank u mai cween- dat reelee sir prized me – nebber happind b4!
Ai had a nastee attack uv reel lief! Had to get sum fud oranyzed fur mai dinner
*pickshures Annipuss wif oranje fud for dinner – mabbeh poisonous? DO NAWT WANT!!!
Oh the hugh g manatee dozen anione has licence for the CCC or majik emergence flyn fing???????
cute
Unnerstait mint ob teh monf.
Kittehz an babbez. Iz nuffin cyooter.
lez jes hoep anjelina noe sees dis…
Kitteh haz fownd teh famblee! Ai almoast can heer teh purrz frum heer
Oh mai CC! Get the CCC- tew down!!
Bebbeh kitteh! Want!
SSPPPLLOOORRTTT!!!
Nawt agin….
woop woop make way for de CCC
*scoopity de braynes from sweetpeas tendrils*
*rinses dem wif sparkly water*
*paks bak into hedbox and puts de bonez bak*
*wrappity wrappity wif lots of blu dukky taype*
*puts on nu chrg adn leads rhsb to splort recobery lounge*
*tuks in wif cheezpeep balnkie and a playte of goodies stolen from de safari park*
**regayns conshusness**
Wha….what happend? Did I splort agin?
Dat maykes 2 tymes in wun day.
**holds hed**
Oooowww…..
Red! Oh noes!
*still has teh Nawt-Sekkund-Aid kit*
*runs tu red*
*sweepy sweepy teh brayns tugevver*
*rins furully wif minty watters*
*stuffstuff bak intu braynium cabity*
*caerfully replays teh braynium peesis*
*dukky taype dukky taype* Neon green otay?
*snap awn CHRG*
*moar dukky taype dukky taype*
Nao, plz tu be sitting rite heer, ai rap tihs cheezmap blankkit arown yu, here be chokklit moose an hawt chokklit. Du nawt luk until yu is fully recobered, otay?
Oohh! Dubblol reskew!
Fanks, nightwynd an prysma.
Did i miss sumting? i thot we was having a safari park thing today…
GP said hees might be a bit layte
GP said hes myght be a bit layte.
Guinness Piggeh sed he maite b late….. him haz RL apparently..
Office ov TMI reporting in. GP iz prolly gonna be layte.
oh! okeh!
Well wile we am waiting fur GP Ourhaphs we can awl has some noms at the new NOmming centur just inside the safari park gates….
* a square building maed of marble coloms wiff a glass roof is located tew the rite of the Safari park gates*
As we aproch we can smell all the wonderful cooking smells
Inside there are conters with grills behind them on the left and right hand side beyond the grills you can see the Bar offuring martinis, beers and non alcoholik drinks
You can q up tew any of the conters
the choices today are
Hot blue cheese burgers and chedar burgers and swiss burgers at the furst countur
next we has rosted corms awna cob and roasted turkey legs
furvur down we has regular french fries and sweet potatoe fries
u can awlsew has funnel caek or ice cream
an finally we has a build ur own pizza slice area – chose ur toppings and the chef will has it ready n moments!
Enjoy!
*Qs up*
cud ai hav a swissburger pleez?? wif sum sweet potatoe fries!
wun swiss wiff sweets awna side fur teh luvly lady!
*hands janet hur tray*
*Scampers in*
There’s more! I hazza table with Vietnamese Rolls and Pho and sum Chinese Bau Buns too!
*scampers in*
*stuffs buns in pokkits*
*scampers bak to bus*
Tanks Maus!
oooo! *noms a bau bun* yum!!
O wow!
ai dont ebe know waht a Chineze BauBun iz, bit they shr doo luk gud!
ai think ai’ll trai wun ov thoz, too pleez.
its a bun wiff bbq inside i fink
Roll dough stuffed wif seasoned meat and then steamed. Yummy!
And on this table I has sum Felafel wif pita bread an alla teh fixins!
Okay…I giv…ai’ll taek 2 ta go, okthxbai!
Yoo hav suddenlee becom mai hero! Ai LURVES teh Felafel wif pita. ai had it fur teh verree furst taim in Jerusalem, just outside King David’s Gate. Ai can see it still az tho it were yesterday!
From a street vendor, ov corse.
Ai cudn’t beleeve hao yummee it waz.
Fangs yu! Doan’t mind if ai du. Ai wud liek teh chedar burger adn teh nommy sweet potatoe fries. Here iz mai munnies.
no munies needed! cheeseland noms an drinkies r always free!
*hands Tabbeh hur tray*
tanksuit fur nommy-lishus burger adn fries!
mmm, i kan haz a swissburgur plz? an i haz bringed hommaed gwacka moley for putting on hamburgers, if anywun likes taht! (iz my favrit to putting on teh hammurgers
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ooooooo I lurves gwakamoley! * hands LM hur swissbuger awna tray*
The daylight saving time shift borked his plans. The LOLz in TTI are all an hour earlier for a few weeks.
Yiss, we stai awn Winter tiem till teh end uv March.
AWWWWWWW! SPLORT!!!!
OH noes not again!
We myght need to set up a triage center again!
woop woop make way for de CCC
*scoopity de braynes from sweetpeas tendrils*
*rinses dem wif sparkly water*
*paks bak into hedbox and puts de bonez bak*
*wrappity wrappity wif lots of blu dukky taype*
*puts on nu chrg adn leads POC to splort recobery lounge*
*tuks in wif cheezpeep blankie and a playte of goodies stolen from de safari park*
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
*weekly, while huggling stoofy babbeh penkwin* Fankee. U sabed mai lifez. I nawt noes de picshure too bee sew darn kwute! I prawmise I nawt luuk at de kwute picshures fur a wile…
wun wurd….. SPLORT!!!!!!
CCC is getting depleted! Call CDC adn get de traige center set up pleese!
*ring ring*
pleese to be setting up a splort recbery center pleese!
brings luvscritters to nuly set up splort recobery triage center
Whew, gud fing teh CCC wuz rite abuv u dere luvscritters!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh otter tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
tank yew sew much, bluesfan!
ai needz my brainz four werk dis moaning.
(sipping hawt choklit an munching pastrees.)
ai feelz betteh naow.
I fink we need purmanate triage wif special glass windoes made of purtectiv coating to aboid multipl splortz.
Yup, ai agrees. Mebbe wee shud konstrukt sum undagwound shelturs in Cheezland tu purrtekt teh catizens frum teh splort-attaks. Aifinkso.
Well, we doo have teh Splort Recoverey Ward right ober there bai teh Princee Mu Meadiw an teh Outdoor Cafe. Itz veree pleasant.
sum peeple splort awn
purpoise just so tehy can be there!
* scamper scamper scamper *
* WEEEEK WEEEEK WEEEEK *
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Mick! MICK! Hurry up! Wii is teh LAYTE!
Oh sure, blame it on me! You’re the one who just HAD to have another slice of Pizza! I’ve been ready for HOURS!
Plz tu STAWP fiting, yu tu! Pfft!
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Wii has a Safareh Park Tour tu du!
Waaaah! I kinnawt stay foar teh tour!
Stoopy werks. Donut dey kno wuz iz teh pryoriteez an wut iz nawt?
pfft! Ai sed… “lookit, ai has sumware ai has tu be”, got up adn left!
Wud yoo plz be telling dat to my bosses? Heer, I go gets dem foar yoo….
Oh boi!!! I b reddy!! I haz mai Safari Hat on and deh matching khaki shirt adn pantz!
Ar wew going awn a bus??
Can ai sit wif yioo?
Ai hav awn mai straw hat!
cinn i sit heer too? i has my parasol an linin pants wiff silky shurt awn.
It lukz berry fetching on u!!
fanks!
I broght sum wine an glasses – has sum? o an heer has bun. i broght it frum the nomming center
*Carrying a tray*
Please, don’t get up! Here’s a sampling or tidbits from the NOMing center…
*admires teh YNG’s buns and tidbits*
Please… take whatever you like…
*touches YNG*
yew mus luk but nawt tuch!!!
oh, ai iz luuking, all right!
*Uses speshul edition troll hunting bernoculars to get a reel good look .*
Ohai,LCB…..
How iz u doin ???
O hai, eeck. I is teh doin ok, thx. Enjoying teh view at teh moment.
How u is?
ohai eeck! enjoing teh tour?
*Wanders in*
Watcha guys looking at?
PUT SOME PANTS ON, MAN!
Uh,like,NO……
Me,LCB, & gamma r enjoin teh view.
** views sum moar **
reddy n waitin! got my pith helmut on wif da veil 0 netting onnit. wearing my ‘out a afrika’ circa 1900 clothez on.
AfriCat appears alla Stewart Granger, dressed as a beeg gaim huntur wiv khaki pantz, bootz, shootin jakket an a wyde brimmed slouch hat wiv a faux lepard skin band.
o! u both look grate!
*offurs wine*
Oy! Slips satin pilowlol unner skwirrlgrrl hed. Hoap shee waks up zoon oar sheel miss teh tour!
Fanks yur hi-ness! Mmmm! sip-sip.
Ooooh! King Solomon’s Mines!
VERREE hansome! And praktikul!
*SWOON*
Gee…I feelz underdressed…I jush bringed my kamera.
Nawt to wurry! Ai cums in mai wurk fings, dere was no tyme to change.
Ai feal a liddle oberdrest – Ai aer warin a blankit `coz it’s cawld an Ai juss had mai `lektrik bill…….
*luks at watch*
*luks at pyle of papers*
*luks at zippo*
*ponders*
Leeza, wen u get dun dere, wud yoo send teh zippo an teh lytur flooid to KY?
kthxbai
Ok shure!
As a matter of fact, I need to borry ur butt stompin boots wif teh cleats. I has a 100P-braned cowerker to take care of.
*YOINK*
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*Musical Inter Lude*
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*faint screams heard in teh distance*
*turns musics up*
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Fanks Red! I feel sooooo much better!
oops, watch that.
*wipes a bit of um… wipes a little mess off teh toe of teh rite stomper*
Next time you need to so that, you can borrow The Cone of Silences…
but but but.. I liek to hear teh screams….
*Whispers in Leeza’s ear*
Go ahead! You know you want to do it!
Onlee a littul. Fashunablee so.
*clears throat*
Ai assoom taht kweschun waz foar mii? Teh cabul-car toor awlawng teh Troll Canyon iz reddy enny tiem teh passenjurs aer.
Wunce enuff uv tehm aer de-splort-ifaied, ennywai.
* rubs littlol paws togebber *
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Eggg-salad… aifinsko wii can go feed Wierd Pretzel nawt sekkund so hii does nawt nom anee moar commints adn den ai wheel hand ober tu yu, yesh?
Saonds gud!
*sits daon an ekspeeriensis a kwiet brayn melting frum teh kyootniss uv teh kitteh-bebbeh*
*putz littlol bloo bukket under prysma-kittehs hed to ketch teh meltified brayne bits*.
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Don’t wiggul around too much! ai think we’ll get tehm awl.
just tto kyute!
*holds onto chrg very tightly*
must nawt splort!
I ken noes be lukking at teh superkyoot kitteh-n-kiddy pickedyour wiffout teh hed splort, even wiff the CHRG and the proctectibmible goggles and teh duck tapes.
So I’z not lukkin bebbeh kitteh wiff teh bebbeh gurl wiff teh kyootness leeking outta teh poors…
Nope. Nawt lukking. Nope.
Oops.
:::SPLORT!!!:::
wit teh extra gushibranebits flyen out teh baldybonebrayne parts.
Ouch.
Luvscat leads johnnyface, gamma cat and brainfire to the new triage/unnergrownd splort protectified area for nawt sekund aid- Halp! We need sum Halp heer !!!
New triage/unnergrownd splort area ar katted by YNG’s wif Dr. Tinycat and halpers on calz. De cumz runin to oper8 to fixex the splorted peeps. Must spend rest of dae in recobery wif blankees and NOMs. Can wach Cheezland acshun from safty of ultra strengt protecshun -splort_- proof glass. Diz area only for multi splort ocurencez.
Yikes! Taht wuz teh wurst baldybraynebone splort evah!
My braynes be numm now.
OMG…dis pikchur iz….
*putz awn teh chrg*
full ob much…
*ties bib awrond teh chinz*
kyoot!1!
*splortz aniwayz n fallz down mostlee ded*
sigh, it wuz so wuft it.
ai meens
so wurf it.
see? teh kyoot taeks awai teh spelling skillz!1!
We need halp down heer!! brainfire’s down!!!!1 HALP!!
fanks, JCH4K. ai’ll b ok. jus keepz teh kyootness down 2 lebel 48 nsted ob teh usual elebenty-millyun-five!1!
brings brainfire ober to nu splort recobery area underground so dey can be a fixeded up agian.
Dis piktoor shud bee klassified asa WMS bai teh Geneba Konvenshun. A Weepon ob Mass Splortashun!!!
WIN!1!
*gammacat stomps into cheezland wif tayle bristling and pointee ends out*
*mumbles under bref*
stuppysassafrassinplehwerkanSTUPYVENDORS!!!!!!!!
*sees latest lol*
SKWEEEEEEE
SPLORT!!!!!
THUD!
*fawls ober wif purrs happee smilol*
lolcats, gud fur wat ales yew!
brings gammacat ober to de nu splort recobery area underground where her can be desplotified. sit dere adn when ready come over to de safari park.
fanke nyghtwind & luvscatsva! dat is wun dangerus pic!
test
Pfft! Stoopy Wierd Pretzel is nomming mai commints!!!
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Plz tu get in teh Tour Bus adn wii wheel go see WP nawt sekkund – is feeding thyme aneewai!
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* hands out reams ob payper fur ebberywon *
*bownces on tew bus and sits down, bowncing*
is it tyme? are we there yet?
ream? do not want!
Creem? Iz dere pi?
But we NEED them to feed teh dredded monster WP.
Otay, kwiklee nao! Ebberywon awn teh bus? Gud! Heer wii go!!!
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* teh bus screeches tu a stawp owtside Wierd Pretzel’s cave, is awl dark adn gloomy insyde… suddenly, owt ob teh darkness hii appears! Is a horriblol smelly monster!!! *
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Kwik! Throw yur payper at him! Gib him sumfing tu nom before hii taeks an otter gnu cheezfrends adn holds dem hostige fur hours!
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O, teh Hyooge Manatee!
Throws reems wif a kwikness…
Frows creem pi…
Nawt teh creem pi!
*throws coconutts*
*Throws Debriefing Fluid*
oh teh hugh manatee!
(is hugh here?)
Here I am! I was distracted by the picture of the adorible kitten and little girl. Good thing I had my splort-resistant straw hat on!
*tries not to look at the debriefed weird pretzel*
Nawt teh coconutts!!
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Wai yu is nawt in yur booth??? Huh? HUH? pfft!
ar der bebbeh otters? huh? when can we see teh bebbeh otters????
OW!
wate, wut??
u dint tell me I was werking again this time!
I wanna ride on teh bus this tiem! And I is alreddy on it, STN.
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Is this a 3 hour tour or what?
Are we there yet?
Stop touching me! GP, she’s touching me!
*raises i-brow*
that wuzn’t a problem teh otter day…
*Scampers in*
*Wipes auntie-wrinklol cream on Leeza’s face*
*Scampers away*
* holds up bebbeh skwirrl AGEN *
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So cyoot… eet wud bii such a shame iffn sumfing wus tu happen tu eet, don’t yu finkso?
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Nao, plz tu stawp touching taht YNG adn get yur booth open!
R u threatening teh rodints??
SHAME on U!!!
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*snatchez babbeh skwirrl away from GP*
I shud report u to teh authorit-eyes!
cue mooosic…………. a 3 hour tour, a 3 hour tour!!!
*tosses all werk emails to Wierd Pretzel*
*throws reams an reems ov paypurrr at WP*
throwz `lektrik bill and gas bill at WP…
Waaaiiiittt!
*runs after bus*
*grabs bumper adn swings into back seat on bus*
(In Cheezland yew can alwaiz haz stunt dubble).
*sits gracefullee on seet*
Ai can’t mist teh tour!
EW EW EW!!! Is liek watching Mick nom his Ryce Krispees!!!
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* hands owt leffober abatars frum lolmas * Heer, yu can throw dese nao – hii lukks berry BERRY hongree todai!
*tosses pyles of meetink minutes at WP*
hope they don’t mayke him sick!
*starts throwing junk mail at WP*
*throws lots ov ad inserts frum teh weeks noozpaypurrs*
*runs through all de flying paypers adn jumps on de bus*
*grabs nyghtwind*
ai got yew!
*clings on to tabbehkitteh for deer life*
*throws old compooter manjewels at WP*
*iz amazed tu heering dat kumpooterz haz man jewelz*
*Inspektz kumpooter moar keerfullee.*
EEEEwwwww!!! Plz nawt to luk if u iz unner 18…
MAN – U – ELLS! Mabbeh mai mind wasn’t quite wif it …
Hehehehe! U sed whut u meened, aifinkso! Hahahahahaha! I lieks dat aboot u!
wud eksplayn a lot:
why tehy nevver do whut u want, when u want
why they haz a lot uv data, but ar still clooless
why u haz to turn them on to do ennyfing
why u has to keep rebooting tehm…
why teh screen of deth is bloo….
why teh data keeps getting corrupted….
It eggsplaynes ebyting! Upfi, u haz de brilliantz! ((((((((((UPFI))))))))))
Oh fank u, Princess, ai feels quiet honored! *blushyfaice, digs non-existing toe in durt*
Brillyant! ai almost lol’d in a meetink!
Ai got yew, upfi! Ai won’t let yew fall!
Fanks! U is full of teh win and awesum!
Yew are berry deer!
Ai finked hur wuzza cattapillur, awl dis time!
*Facepaw*
I seez yor facepaw and rayses yoo a . . . *heddesk*
(still laffin abowt teh compooter man-jewels)
(laffin till my eyez are leeky
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muwahahaha!!! Ai nood dere wuz a reezun mai compyootur
wuz sew recalcitrant…hoo gnu, it wuz teh man-jools, awl dis tyme……….
Wayte fur me pleez! **swings in besyde tabbehkitteh**
Ohai! Ai nawt tu layte fur tour?
*skootz over to make room fur parrothead*
Ohai, parrothead! Yew iz nawt 2 late. Wii iz just feeding WP. Got enny paper yew wants tew get rid of? Like bills? Advertizemints? WP just eets ‘em up!
Ofankees tabbehkitteh!
**luks at desk, dumps hole desktawp obur teh side**
YAY! Awl gone! Ai hazza happee! Dis iz gud dai! A cablol car ryde an a cleen desk!
Woot woot!
is there room for me?
*squeezes in beside parrothead, throws appliance manuals to WP*
Ohai Hugh! **Scootz obur tu mayke rum fur Hugh** Izzent dis eggsitin?
*runzanrunzwifaqwikness tu kech bus, grabs awn bak wif wun paw*
*frows teh bajilyun stoopy junkmail catalogs frum storz nowunz herd of at teh smelly monster*
o mai I awlmoast mist teh bus!
no wun sed der wuld be a test!
Mt. McKinley?
42!
FTW!
Lake Victoria! Fiji! 1964! John F. Kennedy! 5,943 miles! The Empire State building! 1064! William of Orange! Somebody fed my notes to the Wierd Pretzel!
Kin ai tayk de mayk- up test tomorrow??
brings yor lippstych adn maskara.
Adn a #2 aye-ayebrow pensill.
Duz taht meen I haz too pluckie mai ibrows? Ouchie!
ai wud phail dis test.
mai braynes r splorted.
Just wait until babeh kitteh gets manhanduld by uglee baybee.
That uglee baybee jealus kitteh is so much kyooter!
I think they’re both adorible, the sweet look on both their faces is priceless.
Kittehs an Goggez are always way kuter than Hooman Babez.
Is jus troo fakt.
:\ Itz realli nazty to bash innosent kidz, no matter whut da circumstanzes. ESPESHULLY babiez. They r juss as innosent as goggiez and kittehs.
SPALORT!!1!! Iz eggstra big splort for teh tew bebbehs…
End while AI finks aboowt it REMEMEMEMEMBER Caterday is PI day. 3-14 end teh eggact PI time is 3-14-159-26….. pi = 3.1415926
Wii bee habing awl sorts of Pi to sillybrate!
Applol Pi
Booberry Pi
Cocomut cudstard Pi
D….
deer meatpie
elderbery pi
frankinberry pi
G…
dublol creem pi
easteregg pi
fruity pi
g…
gushifood pi
hucklolbery pi
i…
I scream pi
Hukklolberrie Pi
Junglol Pi
K. . .
wayt!
pi r nawt skwared!
pi r rownd!
Kiwi pi
Lemon marango oi
moosenberry pi
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* Mick sets up his Wierd Pretzel Booth *
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WIERD PRETZELS!!! Get your Wierd Pretzels here!!! Only 2 monies each, 1 money each for extra toppings!!!
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Special today – Lemming and Sauerkraut!
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All proceeds go to Guinness Piggeh’s baby animal shelters!!!
Mick!!! Plz tu NAWT bii gibbing aneewon teh fub poysoning!
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Umm… ai can has a plain, salty won plz? fankies.
oo! cin i has a salty wun wiff melty cheese awna side?
Here you go, pretty lady… no charge for you!
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* strut pout strut pout strut pout *
MICK! Stawp eet!
Sry, Mu… hii gets liek taht, yu nose.
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* bats eyes at Mick* Fanks deer!
It’s okeh GP, but fangs fur protektin me.
I’ll hab wut Princess Mu be habbing plz. (winks at teh princess)
(I haz an Aye fur teh purrty gurls)
* hands over extra salty Pretzel * Some beer to wash that down?
thnx Mick, make it a large Root Beer
*winks back*
*enjoys teh attention*
Phleu no likes sour-krout, cept the stuf maid special at da Ammana colonies. Dares R berri bestes.
Hmm… how about one of these Chicken Tikka ones instead? Just 2 monies each!
oh fur baby animal shelters? ai taeks… uh… *couns monneh* uhh… to pretzels adn one spechul saurkraut topping plz…
* hands over 2 pretzels and a large tub of Sauerkraut topping * Enjoy!
awww, I needed something cute and fuzzy today-it makes my day!
oh mai gudniss!! burfday fairy finked her wuz getting in erly today, but alreddy so many peeples haz comed in to talking about teh splortalishus bebbehs an for teh safari toor!! so i will just sliding in wif my HAPPEE BURFDAY greetings to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Calicocoa an Ittehbittehkitteh!! yay!! ifinkso sinse we iz vizitin teh safari park today, it wuld being nice to habbing a pik nik. so i haz bringed delishus cold turkee, toona salad, chikkin, an peanut budder sammiches (if i haz forgotted yor favrit, i kan getting it reel qwik frum teh Burfday Facktree Deli
) along wif tater chips/krisps, tater salad, piklols, burfday brownies wif sprinkles (not mowsie sprinklez, kandee sprinkles), i skreem bars, an cold fresh-skwished lemmingade! an goodie bags filled wif hi-flying frizbeez, botlols ob raynbow bubblols for blowing, kandeez, an puffy stikkers ob all teh kyoot bebbeh aminlols in teh safari park wif googly eyes!! (all lissensing fees on teh kyoot bebbeh aminlol stikkers go to teh Ginness Piggeh Fund for teh Sank Chew Wary for Orfling Kyoot Babbeh Aminlols Fund)
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes com troo!
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Burday faerie? Cud ai maek a littlol sugjeschun? Purrrrhaps, if yoo cud maek teh burfday peepl bold tehn ebree wun, speshullee teh teenee wuns laik Upfi, cud see tehm bedder?
Calicocoa and Ittehbittehkitteh
Fank u, Janet! Ai feels really embur …. emp … oops about it. Dis be a bery gud suggeshun!
ooh, taht iz being very gud idea, jch401k!
Today you is teh DID Fairy, aifinsko!
Oh Burfday Fairy! A piknik fur teh burday peepls is Such a gud idea!
Pssst, burfday fairy! Today be the burfday of calicocoa! Yesh yesh yesh!
umm… birfday fairy… u dusn’t have teh trolls werking in teh Deli too, do u???
nope, no trolz allowd in teh Deli. tehy mite be temptid to eeting teh deli fud an tehn will not wants to help teh resikling by likking teh gushifud kans kleen. plus tehy mite making teh sammiches pleh. no, teh Deli iz staffed by my kuzzin teh Fud Fairy (yoo kno, teh wun hoo makes teh fud majikly appeer in teh frijermator after yoo’ve alreddy luked in tehr three timez an not fownd anyfing, keep luking an sumfin gud will majikly appeer!)
kewl! but plz to tell teh Fud Fairy she’s bin neglecting my house, kthxIwantmagicfudstoo
will do, hur iz bizzy today wif teh pik nik, but i’ll send hur over in a day or so. in teh meentime, wuld it helpin if i sended ober my liddle sister teh toylit paper fiary?
LOL!
-ROLL-
Otay laydees adn gennullmens! Aifinkso wii has fed Wierd Pretzel enuff fur won dai – hii shud be full unteel wii gets tu 300 commints, aifinkso, yesh.
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Nao, plz tu prepare yurselbes!!! As pwomised, wii has a berry BERRY BERRY speshul guess Tour Gyde fur yu todai…
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O yesh yesh yesh, is thyme fur teh Cayblol Car Rydes ober * cue dramatik music * TEE-ARR-OHH-ELL-ELL Canyun!!!
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Yu nose hurr, yu lubbs hurr, she teeches us abowt Trolls adn keeps us sayfe!
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Plz tu put yur paws tugebber fur…
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TROLL HUNTER!!!!
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* clappity clappity *
*Upfi shivers wif anticiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii – pashun*
*bounses up adn down in de bus*
Rocky Horror ref FTW!
*clappity clappity*
**Clappity clappity** Woot Woot!
*clappity clappity*
*da croud gos wild*
Troll Hunter can keeps us safe!!
*steps up besaid teh Tour Guide*
Ohai, cheezfrenz!
Follow me, raight ober tu teh Cablol Car. Iz teh safist way tu be seeing teh Trolls.
*leeds teh way tuwards teh Cablol Car Stayshun*
*Upfi crawls along wif a kwikness*
*runs to cablol car stayshun so she doezn’t get lefted behind*
*piktures hanging frum cablol car ober de canyon*
*shivvers*
*Run, run, gitz on cablol car wif a swiftness
I can’t wait tu taunting deh trollz!
*Jumps awn cablol car*
An ai browt mai pitchfork, just in cayse!
*runnin to da cayblol car*
*gibs Nyghtwind a hug, no b fraid of hites*
{{{{{Nyghtwind}}}}}
* scampers ober tu cayblol car stayshun wib a kwikness *
Joinz the group at teh cablol Car Station an’ sits down in teh seat. moobs ober sew Upfi Can haz room.
Oh, fank u, bery kind of u. Kwite teh gentleman, our catslave.
:follows closely behind Troll Hunter:
O noes! Iz I too late?!?!?
:clapppity floofy paws:
(oh my, I taught my goshwowshinee iPhone the word ‘floofy’!)
Ebreewun awn teh cablol-car! It habing plenny uv seats awlawng teh sides, an teh whole fing iz maed uv ultra-reinforsed speshul non-braking glass, so teh passinjers can seeing tu awn sides an eben strait daon. Teh owtsied iz coated wif a scents uv hyumor layer, which maeks it inbisiblol tu trolls, so we will be seeing teh nachural behavyur.
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Awn eech seet yu will find a speshul gift, prodoosed unner lisinse bai teh, er, employees uv teh burfday fairy’s factory. Tehre be teh Offishul TrollHunter Binokulars, an Offishul Limited-Edishun TrollHunter Pith Helmut, a sained copie uv teh Offishul Illustratid Troll Guide, an Offishul TrollHunter FannyPack wif an Emerjensea Troll-Capchuring Net insaid, an a small plushie troll uv sordid types.
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We will nawt leev until ebreewun be heer, nawt tu wurry!
*runs on out of breffs holdin babbeh skwirrl*
Duz dat meen we are habbing skwirrl racing insted of caterpilolar racing? Ai wonders. *gibes skwirrlgrrl a feeler to halp hur onto teh cablol car*
*runz in owt uf breef* i been chasin da group tryin to katch up..WP wuz buzi eeten az i runned by hii should bii happi fur awhile!
*sighs, deply releveveved dat nowon can fals out*
*findz seet awn cayblol-car*
*tayl curlz wif eggsytmint adn kureeositee*
**emerges from Lurker Lounge**
Waitz, waitz for meeee!
I iz very curious about trolls and stuff. Iz learning experienz. Ifinkso. Better than IRL pleh werks.
Oh, tour guide person, I haz a question. We can haz lemurs later on in the tour? Ohhh Pleaz, I begs. Lemus haz muych cyoot wif long stripedy tails, and big eyeses, and clever little handeses!
Welkum, Tucatsu! How nice to meet u awn dis wunnermus tour! *extends feeler to shake hands wif Tucatsu*
O gud! A iz nawt too late! Ai was busi sneekin fuds at teh Nomming center…bery sneekie, cuz no ones saw mii der!
*clozes teh door an pressis buttins*
*teh Cablol Car beginz tu moov alawng teh cablols, awfr teh grownd an tuwards teh Troll Canyon*
Teh Canyon iz desained tu be a hyoomain an safe plais fur trolls tu live whail w study tehm an trai tu lern moar about tehm — tu lern what maeks a troll a troll. We have dun aor best tu maek it a nachural habitat fur tehm.
Teh canyon itself haz been modified az nessessary to provaid tehm wif caves tu lurk in an haier spots fur tehm tu stand an assert tehir dominance an superyoritee.
Tehre be windows alawngteh sides uv teh Cablol Car taht yu can slide open, if yu wish tu taunt teh trolls. We shud be reeching teh nawt-sekkund troll in just a few minnits.
*rolls dwn da window adn waitz fur a troll ta taunt*
* puts awn helmut, opens Troll Guide, plays wib toy troll adn waibes net arownd wib an egg sited *
*Out the window*
Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries!
@@@@@! FTW!
*slides open teh winder tu taunt teh trolls*
EEEKKKK! PPPPPPUUUUUU! The steench!
*clososes teh winder wif a kwikness*
LUK! There’s teh one that was meen to Red, before it was cotted!
Is mooning considured taunting??
Yesh! An yew doan haz tu open teh winder fur teh mooning!
Let’s wagglol our floofy tayles at it. Dat’s hao teh skwirrels in mai yard taunt mai kittehs!
*sticks floofy tayle out window and wagglols at trolls*
*bats at Icanhasfockses tayle*
cudn’t resist!
*putz binoklolarz tu iiz and lukz at trollz.
Dey so tiny!!!
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I had deh binoklolarz bakkerdz.
*LOL!*
*cablol car glides between teh walls uv teh canyon*
*ledjes be bisibul tu eever side, sum wif caves behind tehm, an hints uv moshun an watching eyes insied.
Nao, heer we starts teh tour wif owr nawt-sekkund troll, an in tihs area libs sum fien eksampuls uv trollus primus.
*slides open a hatch in teh floor an danguls a gnu lol daon on a long cord, wif teh wurds “no comments” unner it*
*a troll emerjes an climbs awntu a rok, yelling “first, first!”*
*nuvver troll comes owt uv a diffrint cave, pays no attenshun tu teh uvver troll, an duz teh saem*
ew ew ew lookit! dere is lawts ob dem… dey is berry stoopy!
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* maeks notes in Troll Guide *
u finkso this specees will be around much longer? duzn’t really seem smart enuf to evolve…
iz zo sad…
butt (!) tehy seem smart enuf tu breed, luk at how mennee ther ar…
Sinse when duz it take branes to breed????
sad butt (!) true…
*Looks up at cable car*
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OMG, Why are you people talking like cats?! All these pictures of cats are complete fail! They aren’t even clever anymore. Plus the gammar usage is fail!
(No offense to anyone, I got a bit into the role
Dere! Annuva speshees! TrollHunter, wot dis specimen be?
*pondurs*
Tihs appers tu show feetures uv bof trollus tedius and t. fatuus. Haoeber, it appers awlso tu be a most eksellent mask.
OFC, yu shud nawt be daon in teh canyon awn futs, it gud be berry danjerus!
*Lifts Troll mask*
Shhh TrollHunter, don’t blow my cover! I’m working on a top secret mission to blend in with these trolls and find out their habits.
*Pulls down mask*
*mutters unner bref about sekretarees whu nawt pass awn teh memoes an gotta haz a wurd wif prysma abowt taht*
*swingz net at troll adn missez.
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darn. awlmost got him.
Whut wud u do wif him iffen u cot him??
*Get back in troll form*
Um, what are you doing. You do realize that this is all make believe and everything you all talk about doesn’t make sense?! STOP HAVING FUN! ARGGG!!!
*narrows eyes at cable car*
ohai OFC!
*taykes away troll mask*
ai noes it iz u unner there!
**claps wingz titely obur eyes** Ew, ai can’t luk! Tu scaree!
*pats Parrothead’s back soothingly*
There, there, u iz kwiet safe here wif us.
{{parrothead}} nawt tu bii scared parrothead, they cant git tu uz.
*leenz owt cable car window click click, flash flash* oopz i fink i mite have blinded dat wuf wif da flash. hope hii dosent fall of hiz mity high horse…ooopz tuu late.
Kare-full 3km! Takin pickshurs ob trolls mite bork teh camera!
duz it gawt a speshul filterer awn teh lenz tu protekt it?
oooh yessh tuk spesial prekautionz. ifinkso i mit use da pikturz awn da dart bored
butt will first uze dem tu edubikate da hooman boi awn how tu nebber ebber akt.
*klikety klikety klikety klikety klikety klikety klikety klikety wif teh kamra on max flash*
if a trol loozes 2.5% ob its vizun evree time yoo takes a foto, how
many photos duz yoo haz to taking before it kant see anymore LOLs to be trolly on?
izdis part uv teh test tehy wuz tawkin abowt erleeur? ai feeded mai noats tu WP
um… wait, ai noes tihs wun… 40!
onlee 32 moar to go!
*tryz to do teh mafs, gets a hedake*
*wraps a hot hunnert dollar towel around LM’s hed*
*jumps into teh cablol car wif a mitey grabity-defying leep*
i skolded a trol wunse. him wuz being meen to nightshayde wen hur gotted a LOL on teh frunt page. *feelz very brayve* *luks owt teh glass, seez teh trols, suddenly feel nawshus, wunders if it’s teh hite, teh moshun, or teh site ob teh trolz*
{{{lunarmommy}}} u wuz berry brayv tu du dat, aifinkso.
heer, hab a dramaneen pill fur teh moshun siknis.
ooh, fankyoo, icanhazcoffee *swallowz dramameem, goze bak to blinding teh trolz wif her camra*
*cablol car glides slowlee awnwards*
Nao, just a littul further ahed, tehre iz a hole groop uv trollus fatuus.
Tehy haz foarmed a basik soshul strukshur, with a grate deel uv importanse plaised awn eech membur agreeing taht teh groop members aer moar sensibul an daon-tu-earf tehn pepul whu aer nawt members, an less inklined tu speek inane jibberish.
*slides open teh floor panel, taeks owt megaphoan, an begins tu speek lolspeek daonward intu teh canyun*
*a larj nummer uv trolls appeer, all wayving arms in teh air an screeching, “lolspeek is stupid! people who use lolspeek are stupid! can’t anyone here talk about the pictures? I can’t understand what you’re talking about!”*
*puts paws ober eyes*
*peeks fru paws*
*sticks owt littlol pink tounge at trolls*
STN!!!
*puts upowsubul fumb awn noes and wigglolz fingerz*
*yelz at the stoopy troolz*
ur just jellus, u doan noe how tu hab fun!
*screams in da megephony in troll langige ob corse*
‘yea well, da trolls r stoopy adn u no prechitate da wunnerful art of da lolcat adn hooo is da animlol on displeh …huh …HUH
kk is happieekitteh now no moar screm till i getz mad ‘gain
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yelllz owt window “yuu just mad kauz yoo nawt ebber ben lubbed an bossed bii a kitteh!”
*cablol car slowlee continyoos alawng teh canyun*
Nao, we aer approaching a cololony uv t. artificius. Tihs speeshees sumtiems turns up unekspektidlee. At uver tiems, we can antisipate their presinse. Plz tu nawt be fritened, we aer saef heer in teh cablol car.
*lowers a photo uv bebbeh kittehs wif foksee culurs an markings awn teh long cord*
*trolls come boiling owt frum caves, screeming, “shopped! shopped!”, eech wun ignoring teh uvvers*
Plz tu stay calm, ebreewun!
*puts paws ober eyes and tayle ober nose*
scaree!!!
iz AMAYZING haow tehy kan just ignorify eech uvver lyke taht! iz awlmoast lyke tehy eech fink tehy iz teh onlee wun whut iz smart!!
…oh.
Teh reesurchers suspekt trolls haz a hered… inher… a fing frum their mommy an daddy trolls, taht maeks tehm unabul tu purrseev sum fings.
Wun uv those fings iz teh pawsibilitee taht uvver peeps mite haz sumfing tu say taht be inneresting an edumakayshunal… delishus an nutrishus fur teh brayn.
*unabull to avoyd mentull pikshur uv mommeh an daddeh trollz doin… doin… *
x elebenty!!!
eeewwww dat image iz burned intu mine brayne now
brane bleech! brane bleech!
oh, teh huge manatee…
*hands around brayne bleech*
now wif lymon scent! wi awl need it aifinkso!
omai! an teh poor poor reserchurs haztu axully studee dat!
iz okay GC member wii are safe an dey are stoopy!
*shudderz at da scurry trolly*
wat happenz if we fall out ob da side does da tictak us…
*pretendz to shove Gammacat out ob da window…*
*cleers froat* *frowns*
plz tu NAWT be pushing fello cheezpeeps daon intu teh Troll Canyun! Iz a berry perilus plais fur a reel purrsun tu be!
eeeccck!!!!
*holds ontew 3kittymomma*
raindrop is tuchin me!!!!
am not…
are tew!
are NAWT… u stardet it…
*ears bak, iis naroe, tayl wippin bak adn forf*
Downt make me pull this car over,you two…..
she started it!!!
*shews pointee ends tew Raindrop*
*shews anjelic fayce to eeck*
butt (!) GC had dis I wanna be pushd ovr da edge of da cayblol car luk adn it juss wenn don hill frum der, den GC was all Raindrops tuchin me adn i was all am not adn ….. air i need air … breav…breav… ok iz better
*gowlss at da pointy end adn showz minez*
*grrr*
awwl rite, raindrop stop skaring gammacat. don’t make mii separate yoo tew
aifinkso iz teh fetid ayr uv teh troll canyun, mayking evverywun a liddul twitchee…
*shibberz*
dis wun is reely reely uglee!
ai am berry glae wee r sayf in heer!
*pant pant puff puff*
*Runs and leeps into cablol-car*
Phew! Ai maed et!
Ai maed it! PHEWWW! I wur afeered I wur two layte! *kurls up ona seet adn peaks owt a wyndow*
*skamper skamper skamper LEEP*
Yay! ai maid it!
Leaps in after bluesfan, grabbing hold of cablol car- me tew!!
*wunders if teh burfday fairy will paying a bownty for any trolz i kan katching wif teh emurjensee troll-capshuring net*
TENSHUN PLZ!
Ai haz tu apololojize, but ai haz tu cut teh tour awf… ai haz had a cawl frum teh Hyoomain Sosietee taht tehy just had 32 kittehs releesed tu tehm an tehy iz scrambling tu find teh fostur hoams fur tehm.
Ai nawt shur what happning eksactlee, but if we haz kitteh(s) coming heer, ai gunna has tu du sum kwik cleening in mai office tu maek it safe fur tehm. Rite nao, we trai tu get back fru tu fostur coordinator.
Teh watter balloons unner teh seets fur dropping awn teh caretrolls, teh poking sticks fur teh “nawt funny!” troll, an teh demonstrations uv t. notafelis and t. rongnomius will unforchunately haz tu be postpoaned.
Yu haz mai apolologees, but… kittehs in need… well…
*wavies bye tu ebreewun an runs awf tu fiks up offis*
Pry-or-ittees. Yew haz dem.
i want 32 bebbeh kittehz pleeez!!!
35kitteymomma? dats a mouf-full for a nayme!
oh, foar taht kind uv IRL stuff we can haz a payshunts!
tayk gud care uv teh kittehs!
*wayves floofy paw*
{{{{TrollHunter}}}}
u iz mai heero!
{{TrollHunter}} snorgle teh bebbeh kittehs for me!
*wishes she culd tayke tehm awl home*
Fank u for dis wunnermus toor! AI’ll be back neggst tyme! YAY!
Wow
Dat’s a lot ov kewt!
WOW i comed bck juss inta tyme… hey ebreebodee …. sounz fun
Ohai Raindrop! Heer, taeks a seet awn teh cayblol car!
oo fankiees
*sits inda cayblol car adn gos alll happieetayl, lisnin ttentivly to tour guyd*
*yellz ‘neener neener neener!’ owt teh windo atteh trollz*
OMFG I CAN HAZ KITTEN NAO PLZ??!
…ai thinkz mai obbaryz asplode.
Heers an extry CHRG. Strap it rownd ur tummie.It shud halp *crosses fingies*
*wisperz tu PrincessofChaos*
tanks – ai dint now how tu halp wif dat perikuler problim…
Dat’s otay. Dere’s problems I doan noes how too halp wif, eiver!
Thx <3 *straps*
TINY KITN *cling*
Otay, ai has tu go nao but but but aifinkso yu is awl in berry sayfe hands, umm, paws, umm… whutebber wib Troll Hunter! * waibes littlol paws *
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stoopyRLgettingintehwaiobawlmaiphun
Bye, GP! Mennee fangs to yew.
*waibes floofeh paws at GP as he dizzy-peers back into stoopy RL*
bai Guinness Piggeh! fank yoo for teh toor!!
*wabes tew GP*
bye! fank u fer tet toor!
{{Guinnes Piggeh}} tank yew for teh tours!
SCHMOOO!!!
*waves from a safe distanse*
*takes babbeh skwirrl to teh nearest Safari Park docent to return to its mama*
This piksher is a violation of the Kewt Act of 1979
for featurin so much kewt, it could destroy space and time
Plz to call ur local repramasentativs
dere shud bee awarning stikker awn it at leest!
ai hadda put teh goggles awn fast cuz teh CHRG(wdoi) awlmoast dis…disent…fell apart!
hoo do we soo abowt dis?
Awwwwwww
good picture
Is it 300 yet?
Yep. 308 when ai last refreshed. And no sign of borkage. YAY!!! But ai has to go soon.
ai keep s going awai adn coming bak. purrhaps yu can cum bak again befor de tour is over?
Dat’s wot ai did, nyghtwind. Wud have prefurred to stay wif u, ob coarse. Stoopy RL! Awlways get in teh way of teh fun.
*wispurrs in caise WP iz lissnin*
wii wented ober free hunnerd an teh paig dint bork! diddit chainge agin? Yay!
purrhaps wii should feed WP mor often. Maybe he is just too ful to bark de payge.
*bork
Bark, bork, meh…same difrence!
*wisperz bak*
mebbee we feeded it soe much junkmail adn werk emayoz adn stuffz taht it stil hazza full bellee
i fotted taht wuz just me, taht we iz ober 300 an teh commints iznt borked!
doan luk naow butt (!) iz awlmoast up tu 400!!!
What?!
there was a troll here and i didn’t get a chance to say horrifically vile and insulting and profanity-laden things to it or about it’s mother?
well, damn…that’s no fun.
ther iz awl kyndz uv trolls awn teh tour upthred – you shud see if u can git awn teh cablol-car an joyn teh fun!
BTW…::SPLORT!::
omai! wee hazza nuvver merjincee! nine elebentee! ess oh ess! maedae! halp!
*G-A-S-P*
*weakly yells out for CCC…”
ai wil trie tu halp – ai onlee dun dis a cuplol tymz beefoar, anai nawt trayned, butt (!) mebbee ai kan reskew u enneway.
*runz waaaay upthred tu get teh CCC*
*runz waaaay bak downthred wif it*
*qwikqwik reeds teh direktshunz ugin*
*scoopscoop teh braynmatter up an washez wif filterered waterz*
*jentlee paks tehm bak in hed adn puts hedbone bak awn*
*tayps hed bak tugedder wif pritty pink duckie tayp*
*puts new CHRG(wdoi) adn HGG awn PootyTat*
*scratches hed, cheks direktshuns*
*leeds PootyTat tu recubbree area*
*hands PootyTat cup uv hawt choklit adn sordid paystreez*
*raps PootyTat in cuddlee blankit*
der, aifinkso ai followd awl teh direktshuns. ai hoap u feel bedderer soon.
*sigh*…Thx!
Must… not… splort!!!1!1
*runzwifaqwikness tu playc new CHRG(wdoi) adn HGG awn tu TML*
u mus bee berry berry kareful wif dis piktchur – it muchlee danjerus!
ZOMG TEH CUTENESS!
*Waits*
No head splode? Shweet!
*does a little dance*
wowserz, teh big burgerz gunna get fed up wiv us!
tehy moov limit to 200 commints, we go over.
tehy moov limit to 300 commints, we go over.
they moov limit to 400 commints…???
*giglols*
we need tu feed WP moar awftin aifinkso!
413 adn nawt borked yet!
oh noes! dis is teh SPLORT-EE-EST of dem awl! deyz will growz up tugettr!
*runzwifaqwikness tu gib RavynG a fresh CHRG(wdoi) adn extrystrengf HGG*
u must bee berry kerful wif dis pikchur – it bee hylee danjerus!
fangs! dey jus LURVE eech utter sooooo much! teh cyootnes iz oberwelming!
didn tinkabouz dat … aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…SPLORT!
yep, dat’s uz, awl wayz pushin teh limtz! YAY fur uz!
if it kan going ober 400 commints, tehn mebbee wun day…
…mebbee we kan haz teh voting burgerz bak!!!
hoo knowz, it culd happin, right? right?
That little girl has the most pinch-able cheeks! And the kitten has a tickle-able chin! This is a cuteness juggernaut.
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPLORT
oh b*gger
Oh noes! Ambercat! Ambercat!
*wrings feelers in dispair*
*drags in teh CCC*
*whips out manjewel*
read read read. K.
*scoopscoop teh braynees an washez wif spring water*
*jentlee puts tehm bak in Ambercat’s hed adn puts hedbone bak awn*
*tayps hed bak tugedder wif pritty silver duckie tayp*
*puts new CHRG(wdoi) awn Ambercat*
*sits Ambercat in comfy chair*
*hands Ambercat cup uv hawt choklit adn sum chocklit truffles*
*raps Ambercat in teh cheezpeeps map blankit*
Nao rest a bit and dunt luk at teh pickshure, k?
U dooed gud, Upfi! De man jewel mus bee well-ritten, aifinkso!
Oh dat loox liek my bebeh Domino when I founds her last year *SQUEEEEE*
I am now offishally ded of teh kute. *CLUNK*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww *melts into puddle of goo from all teh kyootz*
dis is da splortiest uv al teh splorts!
My girlfriend made a sound beyond the register of human hearing when she saw this.
teh ultimate komplimint
SPLOOOOORRRRRTTT!
aw not the new carpet!
Cutez kittain!
cutest pic ever!
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW …….
pllleaaaaaze dooont eaaaaaaaaat meh
waite a menut – I smell me brotha – HALP!
Okies, the Awww factor on this one has pegged out the meter.
Who cares abut the stinking person!:(
FTW!!!!!!!!!
How the hell do you people read all of that stuff?
I can’t understand it.
xoxo
Chloe`.Criminal