
Ooooh, wait! Derez a much better capshun over dere… letz go stand under that one!
maek sur der iz enuf room 4 teh capshun.
picture: Ninjalover. lol caption: binks
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Ooooh, wait! Derez a much better capshun over dere… letz go stand under that one!
maek sur der iz enuf room 4 teh capshun.
picture: Ninjalover. lol caption: binks
Dis wun iz carp!
that’s why i iz showin mii butt!
I see kitty butt.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!* Tu Qte fur mii!
An tihs iz teh bestust lol evur!
Too waa ty fer da nawt seccond!!! YEA! — Uh ohhh — der’s a SPLORT — call da CCC Ohhhh CCC —- nine elebenty!! nine Elebenty!!
Holy Columbamus!!! Der’s a 4 waa Frenchee Bwaid fur the nawt seccond!!! WHoooo eeeee… Butt (!) sum one still needz to hep the splorter!!
Conga rats shoo layce ons!
Dey looks kinda lyke mah Marble kitteh!
Thx, Moo – nawt shore we haz been interdoosed. Iffn u aer nyoo heer walkum (waal, u aer walkum enniwai!)
concatulashuns on tawp spot! mity kwik for a monday!
Thx Valesa – wen u aer retyred frum werk, Mundai iz juss teh saem as ebbry uvver dai!
yupp – much moar fun to wreck haddock ober dere…
*stik dis in heer at tawp* Hay Tidmum! ware yuar? ai se awn preebeus fred iz a plawt tu be did bai “red” tu kit nap yur Hazel. Be awn gard! such nef fairy us nes! ai nebbur hurd ub. luv, mawm.
splort!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Valesa’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
gud save Annipuss!
habs a feelin dat we might hab to set up de larje mobil unit wif triage for dis LOL…
double splort!
Valesa — I finkso maybee yous be gibbin a citamation fur nawt followin da poo blished purr seed ures fur stoppin’ da Splorts!! Butt nawt seccond wee bestz be halpin’ you!!
*sweep up Valesa’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*** PEAS to read dat last line Valesa!!!****
teh capshun iz alwais greeener awn teh otter syde
whut, liek… BEBBEH otters? o yes, aifinkso!!
Az windsurfers sai…Neber leebe wind to find wind.
Iz alwais ends teh saem way – fail.
Nawt dat I waz eber so stoopy as to fall fur dat one.
kyoot taylz!
aaahhhh! teh lil pinky nozez, teh lil stripey rayle tayle!
*holdz tite tew tawp uv hed*
Juss luk at teh pinkee starcrest and you’ll be fine.
Um…pinkee starcrest??
used to draw as *
Do I wanna know?
Is that what Kurt Vonnegut
Duz mai butt luk big in tihs? Heer Ai gibs yu a cleer vyu!
Noe, teh vertical tayl iz flattering.
Capshun envy – we has it!
Mah catshun iz bettah den ur catshun…
I’z alreddy hed wun hed splort today. I’z not lukkin at 2 kyoot kittehs n 1 kyoot kitteh butt. Nuh-unh. Nowaynohow.
NO!1! You kent maked me.
Awwwww
:::SPLORT:::
[damn rite trough my CHRG two]
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Johnnyface’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fankew Anni!
I’z gonna lie like a rug and unlax a while and not luk at no more kyootness for a whale. 2 splorts is too two menny for mah poor baldybranebones.
::sips teh bourbon liek he’s knot @ wurk:::
…hehehehe…..”baldybranebones”….dat’s a gud wun!
Fankew kindlee, but I din fink it up, mah genetics did…I wished I had teh DNA for rich’n'kewt, but all I gots is teh diabeebees and teh baldybranebones wiff teh gray furs at teh ear parts.
Plz don’t go to other piksher and get eated by the bair
~Splort~
oh noes – aifink annis bizzeh up fred!
*Runs ober to DR*
*sweep up DRS branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)* *gibs DR eggstra kevlar helmet on top*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Thank u, I’s saif
omai D.R. – no wunz reskuwd u yet?
*runz fur CCC*
*neerly trips in mad rush bak*
*sweeps braynz up, rinsez wif filtrd watrz an jentlee paks dem bak in*
*puts hedbone bak awn, taypz wif teh navee blu ducky tayp*
*instawlz nu CHRG (wdoi) an gibz D.R. a new payr uf HGG*
*leeds D.R. tu recubree erea an raps in fluffie blankit wif calming pastel cullerz*
*gibz D.R. sum hawt choklit ana choklit Eester bunnie*
*finks abowt it, an hoaps she dint furgit aneefing.*
naow rest fur a bit, an u wil feel bedderer.
hmmmm, seemz wierdpress wuz hydin ur nawt-sekund reskew frum me wen ai gibbed u anuvver wun, D.R. …
der is nuffing liek tu menny sabes aftur a sploart!!!
Dat is okay, icanhazcoffee. U servis is apreshamated.
tanks and jeeps – ai nawt haz an emberrussd eneemoar
Hao we noes wut dis sez? Wees tu liddle tu reeds.
Dey doan reed teh catshuns,
dey juss gets it fur teh fonts.
:snerk: gud wun Romeow!
ohai, evreewun, heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noo frenz, an lurkur frenz hoo haz a burfday today!! an today iz teh burfday ob Smileycat!!! if iz yor burfday too, dont be shy, joyn teh party!! i haz bringed yummy fudjy hommaed burfday cakes wif wippy kreem frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle the hokey pokey wen tehy yoyo for yor dansing plezure! itty bitty sekrit diyareez wif sekrit decoder rings for writing yor sekrits in sekrit code, kandeez, an sitteh-shaped baloloons!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
(oops, forgotted teh burfday wand!)
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Hokey pokey yoyos???
*yoink*
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psst. Ifinkso one of ur ‘werkers’ excaped….
*SIGH* not agin???!!!?!?!?!!!???
*brings owt teh trol-hunting goggies, teh knok-owt darts, an teh lazor-sharp-wit-proof chayns*
jES STOPPIN IN TO AS FOR GUD FOTS AND PRAYRSES. Mii hubbi an mi tryded to resuce nother kitteh (maebe brover of new kid Petey) but we was 2 late. When wii to him to Dr. Tinycat she tol us that kitteh had Da AIDS an ovver bad sickies so we has hym sended to da medow. Cause wii know he wii find peac an lubs der. Peez to send him lubs. We named him Maxwell so he coud be membered eazier.
{{BOM_MOMME&hubbi}} {{Maxwell}}
Oh noes….I ar so berry sad for Maxwell…fank yu for tryin to sabe him, doe…yu an hubby ar gud peeps….
omai! ai haz a sad fur u, butt a prowd tu. u did a grayt fing anai am shur Maxwell noes u tryd ur bestest tu halp him!
{{{BOM_MOMME and hubbi}}}
awwww…..Maxwell beez in gud companee in teh Mu Meadow, tho……. {{{{Maxwell}}}}
yu dids teh bestest yu coods. Hims wuz tu sikky fur yu tu fixt.
Ai has a sad wif yu. And a prowd, tu. Yu gabe hims sum komfurt at teh end, after awl!
Oteh, ai can has a kweshun . we has sebrul frenz at brij/ medo waitng fur us. Wen owld huzbum goze wil dey goze ober wif him oar wil dey awl stil wait fur me?
Ai fink abowt dat ina midul ub da nite las nite insted ub slepe.
Is da medo. Dis be majickal playce. So kittehs can go bak and forf ifinkso.
Aifinkso sum will wayt fur U adn sum will go wif huzbin. depends hu fed dem teh bestest gushifuds aifinkso.
Aifink teh aminulz an huzbing will awl wayte fur u.
Wii litzes candless fer bebbe Maxwell…
{{{{{bom_momme}}}}} {{{{{bom_momme’s hubbi}}}}}
taht iz so sad. yoo iz gud peeples to trying to help taht poor bebbeh an tehn to be sending him to teh gooder place wen him iz too sik to getting better. do yoo knows abowt teh nite watchman?? hoo greets an lubs teh pore losted kittehs an ovver aminlols wen tehy comes to teh meddow? yoo kan reeding abowt him heer: cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com. yoo will getting teh leeky eyez an warm hart from dis.
{{{{Bom-Momme, husbin, Maxwell, Petey}}}
Lubs to yew awl. Bless yew for tryin to save teh bebbeh. Ai haz a tendur-harted huzbin tew, tehy is teh best. Plz tew gib Petey a snorgle. Mai kittehs and other aminals will be wating to play wiff Maxwell in teh meadow.
I has very sad. R.I.P. Maxwell.
Hugs for all of you and especially little {{{{{Maxwell}}}}}
Bless you for trying to rescue him.
{{{{BOM_MOMME and very gud BOM-Hub}}} U did a gud ting for Maxwell and now all da peeps in da medow are playing wit him. Dont hav a sad aneemor.
We iz in Ur in ICHC
stealing Ur harts
Fanks so much, I goes now to be wif the hubbi – he haz berri sad. Himz haz ginourmous hart and berri mobed bi kitteh’s faet. TTFN
See ebrione at the cheezpark morro.
{{{{B_M and Hubbeh}}}}
U iz doing Ceiling Cat’s work
BOM-MOMME, you haz gibben me a sad now, poor kitteh!
I will beam teh happeh thoughts your way…
{{{{{BOM-MOMME and super good Hubcat}}}} for yor kindess to Maxwell. It all comes back to you someday.
oh I lubs how kitteh tails r pointeh on teh end. Adorabuls.
Fail.
Are you describing your comment?
NPT two_kittehs!
whut iz NPT? I no has idea
Hava a lukk at cweens Cheezland Town Cryer – acronyms (I think)
h t t p: //cheeztowncryer.wordpress. com/2009/01/29/editorial-dont-feed-deh-trollz/
ai added sum spaycez so mebbee wp will bee nyc adn leeb it fur u tu cee.
Ai donut amember zakly wut it stands fur, butt (!) it meens DoNut Feed teh Trolls; it’s jenrully thort best nawt to respond drekly to enneefing trollees ses oenlee:
A) Sumtyms yu canute resist!
B) Wen yu has a angree an a bad dais, smakkin teh trolls HARD is teh fun!
and
J) lolllllllllolololol int rilly a troll; mor a sad lidl persun wiv teh soeshull ineptitood hoo dunt kno hao to maek frens an must rilly LUB teh ICHC and awl teh Cheezpeeps cos (s)he juss CANUTE stai awai!
Duz U needz me tu stand in frunt uf dis lol? Ai finkso Ai can stawp teh splorting if ai smylol purdee.
* Smylols adn shows awl snagglol toofs tu teh peepz *
Cee
AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Snagglol toofs! Ai lubs Snaggloltoof!
Um, wot zacklee is a snagglol toof?
Frum Webstur Merriam: A toof that is borked or nawt lined up wif the rest.
Fanks, Troll E!
Eeerm, Ai kno a gud dentist (Ai seecrutly fansee mai dentist!)
wut gud iz a secrit if yu nawt telz? hee!
Aifink Ambercat meens dat it iz a seekrit frum teh dentiss!
Unless HE is a seecrut ICHC poster….!
Fangs – needed dat lol!
omai. gawsh ent dose leel cutiezz.
dis mayked me smmylee lykewoaa.
In Soviet Russia, cat captions YOU!
Aaawwww! Kyoot bebbeh kittehs hab SOS (shinee objekt sin-drome).
Wii haz a gnu Splort Traoma Senter nao. Wuz started a feu LOL freds back. Encase teh CCC donut weach ewe or teh SPLORT iz ginormaus a heckalolpter kan airlift ewe to teh Splort Traoma Senter.
Teh heckalolpter will bee makin teh test flights ober Cheezland fur teh nest feu daze tew familiareyez teh pilolot wif CHeezeland.
here it cumz naow… whupwhupwhupwhupwhupwhupwhupWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPwhupwhupwhupwhupwhupwhupwhup……
OOOh Dat is a big skeeto. Ai will geddit.
* picks up teh big rok and frows at teh heckalolpter *
Iz dat wat teh poleese helolikoper iz doin wen it flyez in serculz ober mai howse juss as Ai aer reddee 2 go 2 sleap? Oar iz it juss bein annoyin?
Its anubber fellon fello scaepd form belmarsh! Yuse to heer tehm awl teh tym wen Ai libbed in Wullitch, too!
It seamz to go up bitween 12 an 1am neerlee ebbri nite!
mebbe taht’s teh best tym to scape form belmarsh! Cud be yuseful to kno…!
Kewt Liddill Kittehz
berreh diskrimminayteeng.
Juss wantz neet capshunnz
Kewt Liddill Tukkzee
Kittehz canz cawzz ‘Sploart!’z wiffowtz
a moamunt’z warneeng
Kewt Liddill Tukkzee
Kittehz can duz wuttebburr
and getz lawtz Rubbinz!
Jack.
hay, dat kitteh luks like john travolta!
dhe Kitteh on dhe right iz just liek “Dude Wait What”
ur breakin teh 4th wall!!
THIS IS THE BEST LOLCAT IN FOREVER
since it basically references the original
why this is only FOUR CHEEZBURGERS i do not understand, unless no one gets it
Thank you. I kinda liked it myself. I don’t get the rating either, but at the end of the day…thems that liked it, liked it. Thems that low voted, well… that’s their way.
MUST HOLD IN TEH SPLOORTS! *sploort*