Comments on: every once and a while you have

By: Bea

Bea — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 19:13:04 +0000

wyld rozez hips ar natchurs swete tarts! Eye piks dem fore tee, but ai alwayz noms az much az ai piks…

By: Kara

Kara — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 15:33:23 +0000

I laikez the yello ones w/ the smilyfacez… wait… wat u mean that wurz not a roze?!?!?!

By: Maryland Belle

Maryland Belle — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:33:17 +0000

Franklin wanted tew dew it, buh ebberybodie wuz a farmer mostly, sew dey got up earlie in teh morning. Bai liek 1918, dey tried againz, but still tew manee farmers. Den we started fur gud in WWII, awn whut wuz called war time, and we still dew it tewdai. Dis iz tew taek teh earlie moarning dailite and put it awn teh end ov teh dai, when peepulz are acktully awake tew use it. Tadah!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 18:55:28 +0000

O, dew trai teh REDZ! Tehy ar VERII taystii indiid. An niidai say, shur hoap mozes knozez rozez.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:24:11 +0000

Praktiss saif eeting…
Alwais use condomints.. :sly:

By: Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:25:03 +0000

evry unce a while u must stp n’ nom teh roses (/grammar nazi)

By: Jade Crabtree

Jade Crabtree — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:22:16 +0000

VERY APPROPIATE!!!

By: MsZeli

MsZeli — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:27:16 +0000

-splort-
Mine hips be now menni sizes bigger…juss reading dis.

By: MsZeli

MsZeli — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:24:46 +0000

Ai fort rozez were typz ob strawberriez?
Stawberriez even betta noms than applez aifinkso.

By: MsZeli

MsZeli — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:18:27 +0000

Oh GCHLokj… i noes what it’s like to miss them.

Pat-The-Cat used to help me in the garden… If I was digging, she would dig a hole next to me (and my goggie, Min, would be digging on the other side). If I was pruning something, Pat-The-Cat would bite the head off whatever greenery was beside it.

But what Pat left on my pillow wasn’t roses, it was birds and mice and once I had an ex-possum waiting under my sheets!! That was a -er- lovely surprise from my kitteh! And I lubbed her even more, coz she saved it speshully for me!

Now she’s not here, my garden has gone to wrack and ruin. Goggie just wants to dig under fences and doesn’t give the same attention to the hydrangeas.

*sigh* from me too.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:55:31 +0000

Ai dunno eiver butt (hee) teh name Maxwell Smart comes tu minde?

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 06:58:45 +0000

{{{{{GCHLoki}}}}}

By: zippee!!!

zippee!!! — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:36:39 +0000

oooh, yesh, gud pt! applols r super goot, aifinkso!

(meny odder flours ar teh eat-lol-bull–Ai ated a carnashun wonse on Mudder’s Day–wuz after Cherch–wii git a wite carnation ebbery muvver’s day, an i wuz so bored wiff it.. !

By: megaman1424

megaman1424 — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:56:28 +0000

i wik 2 num teh roses>: D

By: lionelcat

lionelcat — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:52:32 +0000

iz on Cat Standard Time. wehn kiteh saz” eat” iz dinner-time. wehn kitteh saz sleep, iz nitetime, wehn kiteh saz wake-up!1! iz daytime. wurks fur kitteh

By: lionelcat

lionelcat — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:47:15 +0000

heer ya go (add the duble-U times 3 in da front)
uga.edu/nchfp/how/can_07/prep_jam_jelly.html

By: oldlurker

oldlurker — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:18:54 +0000

Mai Zipper kitteh does nawt lyke da Nip, butz he will getz stonedd from da rosie pedtalz.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:09:06 +0000

ditto…hoapflolee….

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:08:19 +0000

azza mattur ob fakkt, yoo did menshun dat…

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:07:35 +0000

*insert randum “(moovee naem heer) ref! Win!”
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eggcept dat ai has no cloo whar dat iz frum…lol

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:05:46 +0000

eh…okai, ai guezzes….nawt az gud az ai culd want…butt generlolee okai…
yoo?

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:04:39 +0000

hmmmm….dat’z beree inetestink…..

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:59:23 +0000

Ai furrgawtz…yoo prawsess jellleez bai putteeng it in kleen, hawt jawrz, putteeng liddz awn teh jawrz and sekyooring dem wif scroo-bandz, and seeling teh jawrz yoosing a hawt-watttur baff.

=^..^=

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:56:02 +0000

ooooh i waz hopein yoo wuz gonna make us some jelliez..did i mention i lyke huckelberri?

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:55:46 +0000

Iz soart uv liek it, but roze-wattur iz duh-stylled and kawn-sin-tray-ted, and teh other iz liek a joose. Oar mebbe liek tea…yoo steepz teh pettulz, den remoovz dem befoar maeking jellee…

=^..^=

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:39:43 +0000

awlwayz at da most inkonvenient timez! haow yoo doin DK?

By: judson

judson — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:39:40 +0000

“Hello Cheef? It’s Agent 86, the bug we put inna roses is moving and I yam nawt shir how to proceed. Cheef? Kin yo heer me Cheef?”

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:38:24 +0000

mebbeh….ai’z jusst soartob kuriyuss…..dere’z a reezun kittehz hab 9 libez!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:38:21 +0000

nite nite cheez peepz! siii ya awn Munderdayz

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:37:23 +0000

Agree!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:36:54 +0000

don’et it seem tew du dat?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:32:17 +0000

hey red yoo still here? RL tuk obber mine life fur menni hourz.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:28:12 +0000

nawt keep changin time awn mi!! nawt lik!! mine hole day iz off

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:23:38 +0000

DK are yooz gonna makez us awl jelliz? i like da hukelberri kind

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:55:29 +0000

ob cowurse! wut wudd bee betturr?
oh waet….ai knowez…../CHOKKLIT/!!!!!!!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:54:21 +0000

hmmmm…..butt waet a minnit….izzn’t wut yoo maed befoar addik teh othurr stuffz liek roze-wattur?
ai hazza confuzzle nao……
othur den dat, juss hao duz yoo prawsess anne uvvurr jelee?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:53:02 +0000

Delishus yet nawt nootrishus.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:52:38 +0000

ai’d rathurr hab juss teh birfdai kaek, fankQ beree mucchlee…..

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:51:26 +0000

wuz ebben dat far bakk? hmmm….ai musthab furgotted sumptfink…

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:50:18 +0000

Iz eezy, reely. Yoo boils abowt 2 cupz uv wattur, pack abowt 3 cupz uv roze pettuls, let it sit far a haff-owr, then addz 2-3 cupz uv shuggur, sum lemmun joose, pektin, and sum roze-wattur, and prawsess liek annee uvver jellee. Taystez guud, luuks reel purrrrty.

=^..^=

By: Blackbellied Jack

Blackbellied Jack — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:48:20 +0000

Ah’d druther has birfday kayke roezuz.

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:45:37 +0000

Goez bak tew Benjamin Frankwin, aifinkso!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:42:48 +0000

heerz ann eyedeeya: skipp teh cawfee, juss hab adn nom teh chokklit!!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:42:01 +0000

srsly? hao duz yoo maek jelleh owt ob roze-pettlolz? ai hazza curiuz nao…

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:40:43 +0000

chrysanthemum, aifinkso?
(ai spelleded dat wiffowt yoosink spell-check oar a diktchuanaree oar annefink liek dat!!)

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:39:29 +0000

Aktchuallee…it wuzza fing dat wuz startud in teh 20′z, aifinkso, tew faiend a wai tew saev elekcticitee….att leest aifinkso dat’z wut it wuz…..

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:28:19 +0000

Rozez akshuallee kan taystez guud! Ai maeks teh red rozez in mah gawrdun into roze-pettul jelleh, and iz verree nom-uh-lish-us wif banilla eye-screem oar on a banilla caek, cubbered wif whyte chawklit guh-nawsh! Iz awl-sew guud wif creem-cheez on towst…

=^..^=

By: judson

judson — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:23:53 +0000

Ais wiff yew, why nawt jest hack orf a half hour and nail it down?

By: judson

judson — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:22:35 +0000

“Rozez are red,
Violets are blew,
I’ll nom this here lily,
cause I kaint spell chrysa…krisanf…chrissan

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:21:33 +0000