every once and a while you have
every once and a while you have to stop and taste the roses
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ooh, de tastee rosis
neber I haz tasteded dem so gud. espeshalii dose whites
and they be gud for bof mental an’ fysikal health.
O, dew trai teh REDZ! Tehy ar VERII taystii indiid. An niidai say, shur hoap mozes knozez rozez.
NOM teh roses
Dis iz Y Ai nawt have enny flowers N haus, nawt reel, nawt fake.
Gotz 2 hungreh kittehs.
I used to hav a little red Abyssinian kitty who would pick off flowers from any floral arrangements and then leev dem on my pillow at night. He would also leave vegetable pieces, tomato bits, etc. on my pillow if I failed to clean off my counter b4 goin to bed. hee. I misses him so much. *sigh*
Oh, Yesh! Dos conga rats R frum, mii too. Ai wuz forgetz, sorry.
Wii duz miss dem lidle furries, don’t wii? Teh flowrs awn pillo sounz liek nize tuch, teh vegEs nawt so mush.
Mai Pixel kitteh gurl lubd tew Nom the roses… udder flurs tew, but teh rozez wus her faborite. Ai wud goes tew the gaz stashun an get da $.99 rose fur her ebery cuppla week week weeks and let her nom it. Sum thymes ai wud feed her da rose, petal bai petal. Shii did lub dem berry mush. Ai hopes da Watchman brings her roses wuns in a whyl, sew she nawt beh mad dat she nawt habben any rozes in lotsa whyles, til ai crosses da Bridj tew sea her agin.
mai little Abi boy speshully liked lilies. I had boakay and next morning woke up to lots and lots of lilies on my pillow.
Aaawwww. how sweet him brotted u flowrz!
Mai Zipper kitteh does nawt lyke da Nip, butz he will getz stonedd from da rosie pedtalz.
{{{{{GCHLoki}}}}}
Oh GCHLokj… i noes what it’s like to miss them.
Pat-The-Cat used to help me in the garden… If I was digging, she would dig a hole next to me (and my goggie, Min, would be digging on the other side). If I was pruning something, Pat-The-Cat would bite the head off whatever greenery was beside it.
But what Pat left on my pillow wasn’t roses, it was birds and mice and once I had an ex-possum waiting under my sheets!! That was a -er- lovely surprise from my kitteh! And I lubbed her even more, coz she saved it speshully for me!
Now she’s not here, my garden has gone to wrack and ruin. Goggie just wants to dig under fences and doesn’t give the same attention to the hydrangeas.
*sigh* from me too.
Yoo know can has pichers ob flours? maybe pictures insted?
Congrats on teh knot sekkond GCHLoki! Ai almost beatcha! Course ai almost ketch taht roderunnur tu (tee hee).
I almost never have a chance to get nawt sekkond deez dayz, so I was suprizeled to see an opportunity open up before mai eyes!
Nomgratulayshunz! GCHLoki!!!
I duz a happee tayle dans fur u!!
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♪♫ Nom arownd the rozee
♪♫ Pokkitz full uv Pozeez
♪♫ Ashiz, ashiz,
♪♫ Awl fawl down!!!
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Hay, mj!!11!!!
GMTA (butt yores iz teh funneh-er!
Oh Hai Dere!!! Glad tu see ur brite bloo abatar tuday!!
YAY! GCH! wood-yew lyke sum nyse hot rose-hip tee?
*poors tee frum into dayntee cups frum a nyse bbeeeegggg tee-pot*
N E won else?
*poors a cup full fore kitkay, hoo hassa sore frote*
i can has sum rum in dat? been a long day… 2 long days wiv wun less hour in between… And after all dat, I hasn’t saved any daylite! Wot u keep saved daylite in anyways.
i wik 2 num teh roses>: D
Dey’z yummy!
Voyse ob hexpereeence?
Rozez aer a kind ob apple. Apples maek gud noms.
oooh, yesh, gud pt! applols r super goot, aifinkso!
(meny odder flours ar teh eat-lol-bull–Ai ated a carnashun wonse on Mudder’s Day–wuz after Cherch–wii git a wite carnation ebbery muvver’s day, an i wuz so bored wiff it..
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Ai fort rozez were typz ob strawberriez?
Stawberriez even betta noms than applez aifinkso.
Praktiss saif eeting…
Alwais use condomints.. :sly:
Watch out for the pointy bitz!
on teh roses or teh kitteh?
Kitteh haz to watch out for the pointiez on deh roses.
Total change of pace for deh kitteh.
BOF!!!
Hmmm…deez nawt taes eggzakktlee hao dey smellz liek…ai wunnerz wai…
Sumtimes you gots to barf tehm, too.
::ack::ack::
::blorg::
Kitteh, Ai canz unnerstanz.
Teh cawfii beanz smelz rill good, butt (!!) teh taste, nawt sew much.
troo dat.
agreeeed….cawfee taestz pleh tew meh…
Den yu downt dunk dem in enuf chokklit.
heerz ann eyedeeya: skipp teh cawfee, juss hab adn nom teh chokklit!!
Rozez akshuallee kan taystez guud! Ai maeks teh red rozez in mah gawrdun into roze-pettul jelleh, and iz verree nom-uh-lish-us wif banilla eye-screem oar on a banilla caek, cubbered wif whyte chawklit guh-nawsh! Iz awl-sew guud wif creem-cheez on towst…
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srsly? hao duz yoo maek jelleh owt ob roze-pettlolz? ai hazza curiuz nao…
Iz eezy, reely. Yoo boils abowt 2 cupz uv wattur, pack abowt 3 cupz uv roze pettuls, let it sit far a haff-owr, then addz 2-3 cupz uv shuggur, sum lemmun joose, pektin, and sum roze-wattur, and prawsess liek annee uvver jellee. Taystez guud, luuks reel purrrrty.
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hmmmm…..butt waet a minnit….izzn’t wut yoo maed befoar addik teh othurr stuffz liek roze-wattur?
ai hazza confuzzle nao……
othur den dat, juss hao duz yoo prawsess anne uvvurr jelee?
DK are yooz gonna makez us awl jelliz? i like da hukelberri kind
mebbeh….ai’z jusst soartob kuriyuss…..dere’z a reezun kittehz hab 9 libez!
ooooh i waz hopein yoo wuz gonna make us some jelliez..did i mention i lyke huckelberri?
azza mattur ob fakkt, yoo did menshun dat…
Iz soart uv liek it, but roze-wattur iz duh-stylled and kawn-sin-tray-ted, and teh other iz liek a joose. Oar mebbe liek tea…yoo steepz teh pettulz, den remoovz dem befoar maeking jellee…
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Ai furrgawtz…yoo prawsess jellleez bai putteeng it in kleen, hawt jawrz, putteeng liddz awn teh jawrz and sekyooring dem wif scroo-bandz, and seeling teh jawrz yoosing a hawt-watttur baff.
=^..^=
hmmmm….dat’z beree inetestink…..
heer ya go (add the duble-U times 3 in da front)
uga.edu/nchfp/how/can_07/prep_jam_jelly.html
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Mine hips be now menni sizes bigger…juss reading dis.
Hand me teh selad-dresing. Plzkthx.
Want blu naem 2!
Iz blu, iz blu! Now were iz teh dresing?
I bwingeded you sum woses, but den I eated dem.
Kittehz r romantic that way, aifinkso!
Ai onli getz to nom da rozez evry once IN a wile. Denagen, Ai iz a profeshnul kleeshay speling ‘n sintax nawtsee…
I don’t know about roses, but LILLIES KILL CATS! Even just a little pollen can cause kidney failure. Please be careful. <3
Gray Strypee Kitteh
appree~shee~aytz t3h sweet tayst
ubz Prittee Flowwurrz
Prittee Flowwurrz habz
poyntee endz! Strypee Kitteh
moovz cawshushlee
Prittee Flowwurr leevz
smellz deelishshuss! Tayst awllmoast
az sweetz az dayz smellz
Jack.
*klappy klappy wif skaelee pawz*
gud jawb az awlwaez!!
*clapity clapity of teh tuxedo paws*
Gud job, Jack!
Roses wif cheezburger on teh side!
Looks like mah Yogeh kitteh eggsept Yogeh has a white diamond on himz
chest an a white chin
Also himz would has knocked deh flowers and deh vase and spilled
all the waterz by now
U haz a Yogeh kitteh?? Duz him steeling pikanik baskitz??
Himz so magestic and regal dat peepul offurz himz dere
piknik baskits, himz no has to steel
*runz tu lukking at two_kittehs profile pics…
*seez too magestic and regal kittehs.
*handz dem pikanik baskitz.
Yogeh an Injeh fank deh cween fur deh piknik baskits
demz recognize a fellow royal.
Hrm…whi oh whi are teh picktures goin’ up sew late? Nawt dat Ai’z complainin’, becuz ish gud fur meh, but iz berry confuzzling!
I bleev deh daylite sabingz tiyme b kunfuzillating deh serverz. fur a wiyle, the commintz tiymez and deh pixor tiymz wuz not deh same.
wait a few dayz adn see wut happunz neggst… 
wellz…itt culd bii dat dey nawt haz chaynjed teh thyme awn teh serberz….oar sumptink liek dat….ai’lol trai nawt tew ramblol awn adn awn wif awl teh geekee stuffz….
butt annewaez, moast obb uzz arre awlsew beeyink confuzzled bai teh thyme chaynje annewaez…sew…….
I never can figure out deh logik of Daylite Sabings Time
Ais wiff yew, why nawt jest hack orf a half hour and nail it down?
Aktchuallee…it wuzza fing dat wuz startud in teh 20′z, aifinkso, tew faiend a wai tew saev elekcticitee….att leest aifinkso dat’z wut it wuz…..
Goez bak tew Benjamin Frankwin, aifinkso!
wuz ebben dat far bakk? hmmm….ai musthab furgotted sumptfink…
nawt keep changin time awn mi!! nawt lik!! mine hole day iz off
Agree!
Franklin wanted tew dew it, buh ebberybodie wuz a farmer mostly, sew dey got up earlie in teh morning. Bai liek 1918, dey tried againz, but still tew manee farmers. Den we started fur gud in WWII, awn whut wuz called war time, and we still dew it tewdai. Dis iz tew taek teh earlie moarning dailite and put it awn teh end ov teh dai, when peepulz are acktully awake tew use it. Tadah!
iz on Cat Standard Time. wehn kiteh saz” eat” iz dinner-time. wehn kitteh saz sleep, iz nitetime, wehn kiteh saz wake-up!1! iz daytime. wurks fur kitteh
“Rozez are red,
Violets are blew,
I’ll nom this here lily,
cause I kaint spell chrysa…krisanf…chrissan
chrysanthemum, aifinkso?
(ai spelleded dat wiffowt yoosink spell-check oar a diktchuanaree oar annefink liek dat!!)
Ah’d druther has birfday kayke roezuz.
ai’d rathurr hab juss teh birfdai kaek, fankQ beree mucchlee…..
Delishus yet nawt nootrishus.
ob cowurse! wut wudd bee betturr?
oh waet….ai knowez…../CHOKKLIT/!!!!!!!
hey red yoo still here? RL tuk obber mine life fur menni hourz.
don’et it seem tew du dat?
awlwayz at da most inkonvenient timez! haow yoo doin DK?
eh…okai, ai guezzes….nawt az gud az ai culd want…butt generlolee okai…
yoo?
nite nite cheez peepz! siii ya awn Munderdayz
ditto…hoapflolee….
“Hello Cheef? It’s Agent 86, the bug we put inna roses is moving and I yam nawt shir how to proceed. Cheef? Kin yo heer me Cheef?”
*insert randum “(moovee naem heer) ref! Win!”
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eggcept dat ai has no cloo whar dat iz frum…lol
Ai dunno eiver butt (hee) teh name Maxwell Smart comes tu minde?
VERY APPROPIATE!!!
evry unce a while u must stp n’ nom teh roses (/grammar nazi)
I laikez the yello ones w/ the smilyfacez… wait… wat u mean that wurz not a roze?!?!?!