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doz dat meen dat u iz goin 2 eat me nao?
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Instant Tiger Just add shadows
doz dat meen dat u iz goin 2 eat me nao?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Eeik5150
Duz dat maek teh kitteh feerse?
ai hoep nawt… is awlreddy orinj… dats nuff ai fink…
congarats annipuss
Thx, Siobhan. Haow aer fings wiv u 2dai? We haz sunshyne fur wuns!
Gud moarning all!
Tee ennywun?!?
*sets aot a pot of aplol cinnanomnom tee and sum cawfee and sum shortbreads*
Grey heer in Oslo – an getting milder – so de snoes goes away wif kwikness downtown – noat so kwikleh in our gardin dough…
Mornin Nennepus! We mite get to 8C 2dai. Ai eggspekt u wull be glad 2 see teh sno go wai. Iz berry prittee 2 luk at, but maeks gettin arownd moar hard.
an wet – it’s liek libbing inna slush puppy-machine heer nao – wif durteh slush…
Dat’s teh werst part uv wintur, Aifink.
Ai’m off out in2 teh sunshyne naow. Bai fur naow!
we has a grey here 2es… wen gettin up ai cuddind ebben tell iffn et wus dai or niet. adn dat onna mundane… *sighs* ai jes hoep et is weekedn soon. (laik on ebbery mundane ^^)
mhhh… tee… tees sowns gweat…
ai jes hoeps in mai der beez beddur weddur… uh… wedder… whateber ^^ in oslo… has to bee…
oh – wif luck u’ll hab de bestest weddur heer in May – it can be reeleh lubleh! jus remembur we’re abaot 4-6 weeks behind u – so der’ll be tulips and narsissuses an awl de otter spring flowers! Ai lub may heer – daylight lasts forebber, it can be reeleh mild an nice
den agin – it can be coald, windy an raineh – depending on wut de Brits will gib us weddurwise!
Nawt ower fawlt! We gets ower wevver frum teh Atlantick oshun! Eggsept in teh wintur wen we offen gets it frum Skandinabia!!!!!
hmm – okai – will blaem it onda merrikuns!
an – ai du sincerleh appololologise foar da coald wedder we sended u in febuareh…
Ai assept ur `polologee! Aifink TTI iz 2 smawl 2 hab mutch effekt awn teh wevver!
Oh, shur, blame it on us!!! Ppphhhllllbbbbbttttt!!!!
Wii awlwayz blame owr cold wevver on Canuckistan!!
he he – akshulleh de ones tu blaem ar de doldrums… i seen dat onnna BBC-dokumtareh – must be true!
*narrows eyes, casts sturn luk an shaeks fist at de Doldrums*
Please tu be sedding spring an summer fankyu!
*Wunderz how deh teeny tiny Doll drumz canz making deh wevverz soo kold.
u shud nebber judj a kitteh bay its coat an nebber a Doll drum by its size… dey be causing de hurry up canes tu!!!
:s
hmm… here in da austria we blaems da bad weddur on a guy calded petrus… no maddur iffn we beelibes in christanity oar nawt… is muchleh e-z-er 2 blaem sum1 hu noe can sai annifing gainst et ^^
x’cept fur da mist in autim hanging wattur onna spidurwebs… dis bees da fault ob da old wimmins… but ai fink is beautimus tiem… so da old wimmins dus good.
Three cheers fur teh old wimmins!!!! A much under apreesheeated lot!
eggsacly!
oh janet… ai sees u habs anotter kitteh? ai can see piccshur?
Ole wimmin rox!!! Yeah us!
Ohai siobhan!
Sorree to be so layte in ansering yoo. Ai am babbee sitting mai Ant Daisy’s kitteh Sam. She’z in teh hor spittal, an it mite bee a wile befora he can go hoam again. So ai thot ai’d add him so he wudn’t phiel too left aut.
Doan blame us, we keepz geting da Camnadien clippers and dat breegs da sno to Midl Westes. So iz Camnida’s fault.
Butt, butt, butt hour wethers cums frum da west, frum ober da Pasifik Ocen. It cums on da Nort Pasifik Current. Winds blow into Brictish Columbya, ober da mowntins inta Alberta. Then it goes down east or down south. Iffen id goes south U mericans freeze yer nosies off. Butt first it cums frum Japan. So da baddest wethers bees Japanese! Really!
Gud moarning eberyoen, and congra ratz Annipuss for annover wundermus nawt sekkund.
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Wii habin teh weird wevver agin – las Moandai ai skraped 4 inches ob sno offa car, todai iz 58 degreez F alredee awtsied. Go figger.
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Sorree kan’t stai and plai – gotta goto pleh wurk. Pleh!
Thx Karen. Enjoi werk!??????
nawt!
*snicker* – don’t kno if I liek calling today Moandai or Mundane teh better!
aifink dis be a mundane moandai…
*joins Karen in Pleh-mundane moandai groop*
Had a lubleh sunday evning wif kwite enuff white whine… might eggslpane de moandai part akshulleh
{{{Pleh-mundane moandai groop}}} *groop hugz*
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tee hee
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nao ai reelee need to go to wurk. Butt (hee hee) enjoied a littlol moar kitteh snuggle tiem.
Conga rats Annipuss, kwik orf de mark dere! Yu wants tu sillybrate? Sunshien AN nawt sekund, hau gud kan de dai getz?
PS hee can TRAI tu be feers but hee haz swopd his pore tayl for dose strieps, aifinkso…
oh – ai diddunt see dat at furst…
he reeleh wantid dose stripes….
Ai wuzn’t shore if hims tale wuz berry short, oar iffn it wuz juss teh angul him had it wen teh foto wuz dun.
Super fierce! RAWR!
I posted a really cute baby tiger video on Your Daily Cute… he purrs like a kitteh!
http://www.yourdailycute.com/2009/03/aww-cute-baby-tiger.html
Yu nozit! RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!
Kitteh found away tu luk fierce foar hims ennimies wif minnimal effoart!
kittehs ulwais beez good at minnimal effoarts…
ooooo. I saw REAL tigrrrrr yesterday….. wii tooked deh grandson tu deh zoo…. but deh tigrrr did not haz a feerce….. him sedded a sad mrrew…. grandson sed “Kitteh sad.”
Ai fink Ai wud be sad 2 iffn Ai wuz in a zoo. Pore big kitteh.
truu….but deh OKC zoo haz much bigger areaz for deh critterz dan it used tu… teh zoo haz builded noo habitatz fur deh catz adn bearz adn apez… I wuz happytail tu seeing dat! I hadn’t ben tu deh OKC zoo in mennee yrz.
Yiss, moast zoos aer mutsh beddur dan in teh awld dais wen aminulz wuz in smawl cayjis wiv conkreet florez, but iz still nawt natcherul.
Deh hefalumpz wuz on a “date”!! Dey b viziting deh boi hefalumpz at deh Tulsa Zoo fur 2 yrz in hopez dat dey can git preggerz. Datz sum date!!
oh CC – a tu yeer date… wut if dey tooked wun luk at each otter and finked Blah – Pleh – his eers be tu beeg oar his tails tu shoart… an den habbing tu spend tu years wif der!!!!
ARe we awl on DST now???
Ai think ai haz mai taimes mixed up!
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Zoo sounds GRRRRRRATE!
Oh, Hai Janet!! U iz home awlreddy?????
Fir about an hour nao! Poor Salleh wuz heer awl aloan an we had HYOOOOOOJ
thunder and litening storms an much rain (awl the feelds ar fludded). Ai’ just about to bo to bed. . . .zzzzzzzzzzz after ai (eewww) cleen teh “pins.”
Sleep titez an hoap teh pinz zoon bee gon! {{{JCH-Infinitee-K}}}
Thanks much, AfriCat!
Maybee awn teh 12th? AiHoepSo! ai hav groan to dislaik tehm a LOT!!
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Aim well into “Out ov Africa.” WHAT a wunnerful buk!!! An so sad that itiz laik that no moar. Wen she tawks about teh Native Forest, it sounds laik such an enchanted plaice.!
Wee still has sum bitz ov indigemous forests in Souf-Africa. Ai hav hikeded frough sum ov dem. Sumtymes yu expec tu see fairies oar sumfin rownd teh nex corner, an wunce (joy-joy) ai sawded a wild otter!!! Bootiful!
Glad u had deh safe trip!! Wuz so gr8 tu seeing u IRL!!! Sleeping well, deer.
Oh, an yoo too!! Ai’m still floteing awn aire!
It wuzzn’t ZACTALEE safe! But alaive ai ar!
De taylz to follow, az ineveitablee, tehy must!
Hay u two!!!
Inkwiring minds wanna hear about ur cheezmeet!!
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Or did u tell about it alreddy and I mist it?
den mebbeh da
kitteh… tigur wus sad becuz hims got lostid inna big spaece adn cuddint faind hims mostist loved sunneh plaec?Ohai o Cween! Wen teh grandson sed “Kitteh sad”, didz yu splort? Ai wudv.
Daeh boi b so splortablol, i wairz deh CHRG full time wen i b rownd him!!!!
Dis zoo storie aminds mee, wen iz da nex episod ov GP’s safari park? Ai haz teh grrrate antissi-pashun!!! Ai hoap ai hazn missded eet?
Ifinkso it b tumorrow!!!!
It’z tomorrow – the 10th! He’ll shurelee be nounsing teh taim again. Prrrrhaps teh ebber populari 3rd LOL ov the day??
WAHOOOO!!!!! o an YAY!!!!!
“splortablol”!!!!! FTW!!!11!11!!!! @@@@@
gud moarning, all. Wut u doing up so urly, mai cween? I trooly disliek the urly days of daylite sayvings, as it iz dark dark dark in the morning.
Recalling the disucshun of whether, further up-thred, ai taek this oppor… oper… chance to comeplayn (come play? sure!) abouwt the rayne here. Ower back yard is the flooded! A couple inches of water, which means unless it stawps, the cellar will flood. Definitely mega-pleh!
Ah, well.
ooh…
*krosses fingurs an toes an otter peeps fingurrs an toes dat de rain stops…*
flooding reeleh is de pleh!!!
{{{{Q}}}}}
Yowtch! Wy yu crossin mai pooor toeses?
Fur luck!!!! We need yur poor toeses!! Ar base mints ar fludding!
Q iz from Meeshegun, too!
oh – soareh bout dat – wus coated up inda momunt!
Butt (snickr… hmm – dots!!!) dey be needin dem in Meeshigun!!!
Das otay! Jus a leedle sup rised ees all! Ai awlso prayz an hoaps teh peeps in Meeshegun nawt bee flooded!
I not noez y i up eerly…. I haz neber settlolled intu a sked yule since i retired…. sum daze i wakingz up at 4 am….. sum daze not till 9 oar 10….. sry u haz too much rainz…. duz u haz deh sump pump???
No sump pump, but aifinkso a trip to hardwhere stoar is in order.
hahahha cool
Ennybuddy tries to grab dis tyger by the tayle is gonna hab a dissapoyntmunt.
hmm – pointeh ends still hurt doe – eben if be a small tyger
Tygurr Kitteh stawllkz
himz Doammayn grayt skill andz
icredibbill stellff
Tygurr Kitteh seez
mennee feengz. Awll dem beelawngz
2 brayvv proatekkturr
Tygurr Kitteh feerz
nuffeeng, ekkspet himz Prittee
Wun’z Vakkyoom Cleenurr
Jack.
Bootiful Jack! Tygurr Kitteh shud ax fur a roombaa, den hee kan ryde eet an nawt bee afeerd aneemoor!
oar – as in our kittehs caes – a guests cello-case! sooo big an black an scary totulleh innan… innum… noat-moobing objekt…
*shaks head at awl de strinj fings dat kitteh be frai ob…*
EEEK!!! A tigerz!!! Aiz afeeeerd!!!!
u noe habs to beez fraid… jus habs 2 gets inno da car ^^
Fear your tiger king of the near-parkinglot!
I iz haideng fwom tigaz, iz skaree.
*SQUEEZE*
*Squeeze*
Hahaha.
Halloooo daown dere! Have ennybodee seen mai tael?
Yas, Ah wil habs wun insint tyger pls.
kthxbai
You tiger now!
i thawt it waz a tiger
but he was just lion
feerful simitry I haz it
Why cant you all type NORMALLY? xD
instahnt maff… just add…
UNLIKE MOST OF U CATZ,i can speak properly
try miaow