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Well put!
Here, has some bred puddings to celebrate.
Dat haz waekt up sum nastee chilehud memreez! Bred puddin = bleurgh!
O, I is teh vry sry bout that. I didnot knows. Would it halp if we drownded teh bred puddings in rum?
Whiskey Lemon saus? Mmmmm
Mite halp a liddle bit, but teh memree uv mai gran maekin bred puddin still maeks me nawshus affer 50 yeerz!
Other peepz sumtymez say BP iz nommy. Ai haz neber trId and nao Ize eben moar convencd 2Leaf It A Loan!
Lossa peepl liek it – Ai juss can’t faes it `coz uv teh wai mai gran maed it.
Yo Ho Yo Ho a pirate’s life for meh.
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Pass teh rum! Arrrrr…
why is all the rum gone??
Kuz u keeps drinkin it, Capn Jak
Teh cukkiez bit teh dust …er teh cukkiez aer dust!
So THAT’S teh way teh cookies crumblol. I often wondered about that.
Borked cukkies doan hab enny calorees.
Nom nom nom.
Taht’s tru! Teh calLOLeress awl fawl owt – it’s teh saym if yu braek orf a peese on caek or choklit; caLOLerees awl fawl doun, go boom!
Anni – what does STN mean? “So there, now”?
dat oar so there, nyah! deepends awn haow childeesh wii r feline
sekkund 2 nun ?? nawt knowed dat nuns takes owt dere frustillations on da bred/cukkies.
Wut? I didn’t see nuffin
Dere waz a muffin?
Waz. the opera-apreatif wurd is “waz”.
Doo yoo kno teh muffin man?
Teh muffin man?
teh muffin man!11!!
him libs doun Drooree Layne
Yash ai noes teh Muffin Man
teh muffin man
teh muffin man
We awl noe teh muffin man hoo libs doun Drooree Layne
Ya, iz onlee fayre!
Ur bread is toast.
Ur argoomint iz awl dried up.
Then I guess I is in a jam.
Ur commints r bein panned.
Not tu say – inna reel piklol…
At yeast we cuds tri nawt to maek crustee commints.
Hey, I juss kidding. Doan maek meh feel liek a heel.
Hmph, I guess I see wat side mah bred iz buddered on.
Sry. I was loafing around.
kitteh just wantedd tu break bread wif yoo
Kitteh borked it real good.
i kan ownly imagine teh fun hii had wif dat loaf
I think he started by hitting it in teh bredbasket.
hii maded da breadcrumbz for yoo..now git tu maken da meatballz for him
Panco crumbs – “Regular” and noo “Catboks Crunch” flavor.
U wants sketti wif that, kitteh?
Sketti sauce sans sausages, plzkloosingmahcukkiesthx.
U can has marinara sauce wif extry mare.
no sketti or sause just meat
Then why u mades all those bredcrums?
for da meatballz hooman..yoo nawt payen tenshion
oooh an it wuz fun fur da kitteh tu
bets u kittehs habs mades a messes eberywhere nows wif ur meatballz makings…*shakes heads and tuts tuts to self as tiggles looks for dutspans*
U has long broom handlol? Because we tested teh meetballs for doneness by bouncing them offa teh ceiling.
*tiggles grabs extra slides bwoom handlol*
Yesh yesh me gots one LCB…cnts do anyfin wif outs makings messes…wou
*wonders how lcb checks lasange iz cooked……*
they maded a pritty pattern up there tu
acktualls me finks i sees the faces of…oh my…no cuds it bes….the awesomness Ceiling Cat……
*checks ebay for prices to sell miralces of CC pics*
lasagna nawt reedi til sause bubbelz over da pan awl ober da kleen oven
*clicx clicx clicx* flashse flashse flashse*clicx clicx clicx*flashse flashse flashse
Hmmmm….adds to ebays….rubs paws togefurr wif glee on how many bouncey ballz i canz purchases wif my moneys….
*finks to sefl mischeivelessly…all fankies to silies lcb and 3kitty ha ha ha*
*taps Tiggles on sholder*
Ahem. U is planning to share those moneys, rite? RITE???
*looks arounds carefuls*
Yhem yhem obcourse lcb me shares wif u…sshhhh sshhh lets tells noones abouts dis….70-30splits…..hmmmmmsssssss????finks of all teh martoonies u cuds drink wif all our monies….
*checks to see if 3kitty is still making messes*
cuse mii Tiggles but (hee hee) NC66 needz yoo an yur broom down da thread, i will stay heer an keep an I awn yur puter thingi
KWIK LCB Tiggles iz buzzi push da sell button!
hmmms okies…
*hands mouse and keybords to 3kitty*
LCB answer ur cell fone!!!!
Awl thoze carbz nawt gud fer u. ur welkom.
Um, thx, kitteh. U is always looking out for my well beeings.
Neber met a cardbordhydrate I didn’t liek.
dere sew nyse arownd heer, arent dey?
I liek mah cardboardhydrates so much, I fink I’ll start wif:
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Applol Stroodle
Blooberry Bunt Caek
Crunchee Corm Crakkers
D…
Dounts dripping in glaze
Everything bagel
Fruit loopz
G…
Glazed orinj an poppehseed caek
Hulping ob doblol chocklit chocklit ship braounies
Ingerlish muffins wif clottud cream an strawbry jam
J…
Jellee filled pastries
Kettlol korns wif karamel saus
Lemming merengue pi
M…
Milk choklit frosting on dark choklit caek
Nommy nanner bread
Oh mah, I lub mah carbs!
P…
Pumpykins pi, wiff whippy creems
Qessadillas
Ruebarb grunt puddin
S…
naow ware iz taht goggie wen u needz him tew cleen up teh mess?
Um, I think u whacked him wif a pipe a few lols back. U rly should plan ahed a little better, kitteh.
yesh. goggie iz in coma in teh hosspitul. GOGGIE NO WANT BE IN COMA!!!
Wut? Ai neber did. It wuz Col. Maustard!
I seed Bloozfan473 in teh conserbatory wif teh led pipe.
Kitteh sez:
Here, I helps cleen up:
*taylswish taylshwish taylswish*
*cukkie crums flyin ebberywhere*
*susspishus kitteh smylol*
Dere – I helped.
*kitteh stalks off*
Kitteh, I doesn’t know how to thank u.
I also doesn’t know *why* to thank u.
Teh adorashun ov hoomin slayves iz neeber sot owt nor desired.
ewwww luks liek jigantik cheetos… dun wanna eat DAT eeniwae!
No budgie can nod haz……
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ai r positivlee finking…dat aynt gonna wurk!
Gibs ur kittehs commands dat will awlais wurk.
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“Cum ober heer wen u want to.”
“Plai wif ur noo toy if u feel liek it.”
sling litter owt uf yur box in nawt kleened tu yur satisfakshion
Pleas do nap onda kleen laundreh…
Ur kwite welcum to use de hole soafa to nap in…
“Turn arownd and poynt yor butt at meh while ai try tew pat yor hed.”
“Ignore mai cawls tew come eat yor gushifuds an hour early today coz yew doan unnerstand daylight saybeeng tiem.”
“Sleep, sleep sum moar, now turn ober and…sleep.”
i nawt understand daylite savingz time…way duz it need tu bii lite at 9:30 at nite?
gotta git mii wun ob those
Wah i no can has
It’s like a sulking, pouting toddler.
Wif fur and pointy ends.
an kan nawt bii passified wif stickerz an crayonz
*luks up frum coloring book*
Wut?
nuthing NC66
*handz him paket uf teddy gramhamz*
*anna joose boks*
*bites awl the hedz awf the bears*
*and continues to color outside teh lines*
*humming an unrecognizable tune tew self*
*mangles joose bawks trying to git teh straw in and slurps brite red sticky liquid awl ober teh front ob jumper*
*teddy gramhamz torsews are now uh reddish brown mushy mess*
*lukz in awn NC66, seez mess, walkz off grumbling about nap time*
Ware’s Tiggles and teh extree long broom?
tiggles iz bizzi making elebenty munniez awf uf mine an LCB’z wurkz
runz in wif bwoom…..here here….wat can i cleanz for u???
*taps paw impatiently*
ober heer Tiggles, da mess iz in this heer kloset
*scampers into kloset…schweep schweep schweep schweep*
*whistle whistle whistle*
*breathe slow…la la laa la…count from onnneeee to tennn wif me eyes closed….la la la laaa la…*
helloooooooosssssss!!!!
Tiggles is here wif bwoom….
*starts sweeping away*
*pushez tiggles in da closet an lokz da door* awl da elebenty hundred munniez bii mine now..just have tu take kare of LCB
*bangs on door shouting LCB….for help*
*remembers mobile/cell phone hidden in pocket…scrolls through to lcb numba…dials it…ring ring…ring ring…ring ring…*
U canz haz scene teh buks frum *deep bref, grate constr consin constrA* Bellerophon Buks?
i nawt familiar wif a Bellerophon buk.
NC66 – wif da box uv 64 Crayloa crayons! Dez da bestest – moar culurs.
Is it just me or dose that cat have a Squrel hanging on its side?
Yu myte wanttu get taht lukd intew. Seruslii.
If ai no kan haz, YU no kan haz. NO WAN kan haz.
i *no can haz* u *no can haz*!!! Aaaaaaaaagh!!
verry funy )
HAHA LOLZ!!!
vengfool kitteh haz spyt.
Hows come no one says, “i can not haz you can not haz … dat’s detente, Komrad” … Iz no kitteh Jamz Bond fanz?
that is so lol!!!!!!!!!!