Comments on: Kitteh kwilt.

By: ihasme

ihasme — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 04:47:38 +0000

OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THOSE CATS… I WANT THEM ALL AND THEY ARE SO FLUFFY AND CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE AND ALL OF THEM LOOK ADORABLE AND… SPLORT!

By: :)

:) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:31:29 +0000

Oh noes not a kitteh kwilt!!!

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:03:47 +0000

Aftur tuking Catslave in Splort Triage Center, hurrees bak tehn carries i_luv_cheezburgers 2 it. Tuks i_luv_cheezburgers n, czehs awn Catslave. U 2 jest rest heer fur awyle, Dr. Tinycat sez u will b fyne.

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:55:12 +0000

O deer, o deer! Luk hao lawng u bin lying heer wif ur braynes awl ober teh playse. Gud fing teh Splort Triage Center is still open. *Carries Catslave to the triage center up teh thread*

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:50:18 +0000

O deer o deer, luk hao lawng yall bin lying heer splorted….gud fing splort triage sentur iz still open. Karrees Catslave 2 teh triage center up teh fred.

By: SarahD

SarahD — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 23:03:29 +0000

Yay! Dat ar sew nyse of yew!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:18:07 +0000

Yup, mitu. *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

Tu much Qtenuss! Ai can knot standzit.

By: vanessa12

vanessa12 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 14:00:54 +0000

hahahahahahahahaha
how many kittens are in that pic?!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 13:38:42 +0000

heehee
i seez it ennywai

By: Rich

Rich — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:45:39 +0000

How many mommaz worth of kittehs is that?!? If it’s only one, FEED that poor momma…..

By: Crumpet

Crumpet — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:41:59 +0000

cutest carpet ever <3

By: i_luv_cheezburgers

i_luv_cheezburgers — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:54:43 +0000

oh noes!!!11!!!!
ai haz to..cant halp it..
SPLORT!!11!!!!111
oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

By: i_luv_cheezburgers

i_luv_cheezburgers — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:52:39 +0000

*blushes*
ai put dis comment in da rong spot
ai is sawwwwwwwy

By: i_luv_cheezburgers

i_luv_cheezburgers — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:49:51 +0000

*senses waffles*
ai can haz ebry topping?
and a waffle?or 2 or 3 0r….(ooh!dots!)

By: i_luv_cheezburgers

i_luv_cheezburgers — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:45:59 +0000

Its ok itz ok kafleen!!
da MCCU r here to tak care of da splotrage!!!

By: i_luv_cheezburgers

i_luv_cheezburgers — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:38:34 +0000

Thany uz thank uz very much!!!!!
ai has a tyred
*nom nomnomnomnom*
*sipsipsipsipsipsip*

By: calicocoa

calicocoa — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:42:10 +0000

elebenty aifinkso (cownting hedz).

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:41:13 +0000

By: calicocoa

calicocoa — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:36:10 +0000

fankee, catsablanca, furr teh grate imfo. yerss, iz teh *’murrican terrortoreez/ posseshunz* biing teh kee tu teh taim sit-chew-a-shun. cheeztown cryer (aifinkso) sez ichc bii awn teh *midway island* taim. (go figger!) adn awn teh midway island, dey nawt bee ubzurbing teh dailyte sayvingz. air-goe, iz oanly teh 11:35ish, p.m., sat. 3-7, adn teh nex lol biing sune (juss undr teh haf-our).

By: catslave

catslave — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:22:03 +0000

Trying to count teh fuzzy bebbes 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9.. OH NOES NAWT AGAIN! SPLORT !!!!1!

By: zippee!!!

zippee!!! — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:49:36 +0000

it sortedly duz!
*dreemz ob chiggen fired stake frum Ann’s*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By: zippee!!!

zippee!!! — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:45:04 +0000

Iz “sigh-meez-ten-tupplolts”, joyned at teh furr.
Aifinkso.

By: zippee!!!

zippee!!! — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:45:02 +0000

Iz “sigh-meez-ten-tupplolts”, joyned at teh furr.
Aifinkso.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:59:45 +0000

Ohai Cween! Sawry ai cudn reply tu yur kwestion abowt Tammy befour. Gud nuws! Shees haom aftur hur o-p-e-r-a-t-i-o-n an shees as playful an bootiful as eber. Teh pleh stitches hav tu come owt aftur 5 dais. Nao all ai hav tu worree abowt iz hur asseptin teh bebbeh an nawt hurtin hur. Ai haz a happytail!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:34:12 +0000

Oh, Lordy!! dat awl sownz sew gud!!
*grabz a rasher uv hashbrownz and nomz dem on deh way tu bed.
nom nom nom nom nom nom nomznomzznomzz
nomzznomzzzznomzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:26:18 +0000

Nawt tew worry. The MCCU’s awr stocked wif uh variety ob stylish Joo Janta Sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:11:41 +0000

*laughs hesterically at image ob donkee tongue reachin’ foar ears*
.
Yew can hab N-E-fing yew wants.
Sirrup? Maple, Blooberry, strawberry, peach, pecan, apple…awl flavors.
*fries bacon, sausage, eggs, hasherbrown, etc.*
*toasts bagels, sourdough, rye, wheat, english muffins, etc.*
*whips up a few omlettes, cheezy, ham, avocado, mushroom, onion, etc.*
*assembles fruit bowls, grapes, sordid melons, pineapple, cherries, etc.*
*fills bowls ob cereal, flake, puffs, crunchy, crispy, nutty, etc.*
*crepes, pancakes, wafflols, french toast, etc.*
*grills sum T-bones, chicken fries sum cutlets and cooks up a variety of eggs*
.
*Sets up long banquet tablols and sets owt teh manee fuds*
*Rings teh triangle bell…COME AND GET IT EBERYWUN*

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:02:15 +0000

Ah dinnot noes dis MCCU wuz soe avvanced!

Feels mush bedder nao! But mite habes tu lukk atta bebbehs agin.

O.o

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:56:48 +0000

Dat iz awesum yor highness!
I can haz famous?
.
I also found these two:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/30/funny-pictures-cheeeeeeeesssseeee/#comment-545725
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/04/funny-pictures-anything-good-on/#comment-520066

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:53:54 +0000

I fink i iz beeing carryed aloft bai deh floating purrz and swurling dreemz.
Aaahhh. I b in hebben!!!! *kuntented sigh* Thankz Jack!

By: Sir Scarfalot

Sir Scarfalot — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:51:51 +0000

uuurgh…

*crawlols awt of teh splort hospitlol*

*Pics up Rattipuss on teh sholders*
Wes SHALL SURVIVES TEH SPLORTLANS!!! (fixies teh capslok)
*geets to teh hospitlol agin, faints*

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:42:35 +0000

Paskooze me, but has anyone tryed to count the number of kittehs?

10? 12?

It’s a blanket of pure soft fuzz… sigh…

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:41:13 +0000

NC glances up teh thread.
Wat’s this? How strange.
.
*Hundreds uh tinee liddlol robots come swarming owt of wun of the MCCU’s*
*They scurry under rattipuss,*
*gently pick her up and carry her awf foar treatment*
.
Amazing!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:40:57 +0000

Oh Hai, NC66!!! I putted Tikiz konver sayshunz on deh Lore and legendz page!! If u noez uv ennee dat I missinged, let mii noez!!
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ichc-lore-adn-legendz/
Itz under deh Genral Silleenezz Cat a Goree, awl deh way at deh bottom. but well wurf deh effert tu skroll awl deh way down.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:07:41 +0000

I iz okay nao. I can has breffis. Nativeca66 bringed wafflols.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:06:44 +0000

I can has sirrups? An side ob hasherbrownies an sum baycons?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:03:57 +0000

*strains tongue trying to lick own ear*

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:47:52 +0000

Hawaii, Arid Zona nd US territories/posseshuns donut obserb the Daylight Saving Time. Kornfused? Noe? Teh Nabaho Indian Reserbashun in Arid Zona duz obserb it. Nao? Owr nayburs 2 teh Norf (eh?) swish 2 DST 2morrow. Hao bowt nao? TTI nd Urope start awn Marsh 29. Nao? Yesh? Tehn mai job heer iz dun.

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:39:38 +0000

Whew. Fanks. It’s purdy splorty ober der. Ah wuz ferfraid Ah mite nawt makes it. Cause, see, da kittehs, dere lilleh tynee bebbehs an dere sleepins and, ef u lukks berry, berry close, u kin c da tynee toe pads an lilleh bebbeh eers an floofie furs an– an–

Oh noes!

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!

Wuz wurf it.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:19:30 +0000

*SPRISHHHHHHH BLORP*
*Attempting tew put whippy cream awn Kafleen’s wafflol*
*NC accidentally slurps a liddlol on the donkee ears*

By: Your Daily Cute

Your Daily Cute — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:18:45 +0000

Aww…. so cute!

I want them ALL!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:15:56 +0000

*Suddenly the smell ub wafflols comes waffting owt ob wun ob the MCCU’s*
*NC goez tew inbestigate*
.
Yer kidding meh?!?.
*Come back wif arms full ob wafflols.*
Dey gawt eberyfing in doughz fings.
*Hands owt wafflols*
Syrup N-E-bawdee?

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:07:24 +0000

Did sumbunny sai wafflol?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:04:10 +0000

*donkee props up on wun elbow an laffs and laffs*
LOL!!! U gais r cracking mee up!!!

Oh, rite.

*plops back down weerilee wiff mouf open furr wafful*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:02:59 +0000

mmmm…i mite bee dyeeng.

Purrhaps a wafflol too?

Um?

Wiff cherries?
and whippy cream?
and pecans?

*donkey raises up too boss teh cook and realizes the rammyfucashuns….*

*Oh! I feels a faynt coming back on!*

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:01:50 +0000

Time tew buy uh new clawk purrhaps.
Cawnt hab peeps goin’ fru wifdrawlz nosiree.
Teh MCCU’s awr under enuff strain az it iz.

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:49:01 +0000

*pitifullee raizes hed*

Fank Ceeling Cat dat yew thowt tew add teh safety line nativeca66! I
underestmaytd teh cyoot. Yew sayved mii!

*falls back to the floor*

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:46:13 +0000

*lukz ober DavecanhazDrTinycat* hheeelllowww are yoo innnntttheeeer?

By: Catsablanca

Catsablanca — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:44:57 +0000

Liddlol orinj kittehs r teh bestest! *Pulls nu CHRG awn bery tait*

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:44:43 +0000

*Activates MCCU winch and pullz 3heathens tew safety.*
*Splort personnel immediately begin tending tew 3heathens*