Kitteh kwilt.
Kitteh kwilt. ur doin it rite.
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More like a kitteh throw rug.
Or are they making fuzzy tiles these days?
Ai dunnoes. … too manee kittens… can’t helf it…
*SPLORT!!1!*
*Carries Sir Scarfalot to the triage center down thread*
*gets owt vakkum cleener*
*zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop*
Pour braynes owt ob bag. Hmm. Deez braynes hab sum dirty bits in dem.
*pour braynes into blender, add sum whitener*
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm*
Okay. Pour braynes bak intu hed.
*gushgushgush*
Stik top ob hed back on
Duckytaypduckytaypduckytayp
Put a CHRG w/ stickers on yur hed
Ok. Naw goe adn look at pikshurs ob trolls for a bit tu calm down.
Great wurk JD.
Wii culd yooz yor expertease in the MCCU’s…kum kwick!
Yup, mitu. *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Tu much Qtenuss! Ai can knot standzit.
Conkatulashionz CP awn yur nawt sekkund!! wif awl da splortz it getted ober luked. Pleez tu bii injoying da drinkies an nomz wyle da conga ratz danse for yur injoyment!
*Stumblez owt ob teh triage center*
*wearing surgical gloves*
*smock cobered in bwains*
*carrying uh martoonie glass*
*Luking a bit liek Hawkeye Pierce*
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*Luks bak in triage center*
Oh, Frank, I’m glad you’re here – go get a doctor.
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*Hands CP uh martoonie*
To Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour.
*handz nc66 a fresh xtra larg drink* gud job NC66 yoo saved meni cheezpeepz!
Fanky 3KM. Yew nawt dew sew bad yerself.
*raises martoonie glass…clink*
CHEEZ!
Aww…. so cute!
I want them ALL!
Kitteh fuzzy pillow!
*runs in*
*luks at lol*
OH NOES!!!! Dis wun iz tew much tew stand.
*bwains start tew gurglol owt teh tawp ub NC’s hed*
*titens CHRG and runs bak owt agin*
*peeks in agin, BEEG mistake*
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10 (oar sew) liddlol kittehs, awl inna pylol,
teh cyootness iz grate, it makes meh smilol,
butt(!) mai smilol turns down,
and turns intu uh frown,
wen mai hed goez boom, and bwains spread fur milols.
Crawls tew the triage center
We hazzin sum fyun
I’d lyke to sleep under dat blankee!
WANT!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Elebendy!
Oh noes.
Kyoot fuzzeh bebbehs!
Want!
SSPPPLLOOOOOOORRRRTTTT!!!!11!!!!!
*Carries MelONyx to the triage center down thread*
AUUGGGGGHHH!
SPLORT.
Aifinks I splort too.
*Carries JK2K and _linin_ to the triage center down thread*
I wantz ALL od them!
I orderz elebenty ov dem
Liddill Kittehz cumz
frum awll arowndz 2 enjoyyz
Nappz Tyme Kitteh Kwilt!
Liddill Kittehz ubz
awll shayp andz furz snuggillz
andz mesh 2gethurr
Liddill Kittehz fyndz
coazee spawt and stawrrt melteeng
wiffowtz leebeeng mess
Lawtz ubz liddill purrz
floatz up frum t3h Kitteh Pyle
az dreemz swurllz and floaz
Jack.
I fink i iz beeing carryed aloft bai deh floating purrz and swurling dreemz.
Aaahhh. I b in hebben!!!! *kuntented sigh* Thankz Jack!
Oh noes! The mass splortage. Teh huge manatee.
Dis cawlz fur emergency measures.
*dials 9-elebenty*
Hewoh? Nashunul Splort Recobery Agency?
Yesh, yesh, wii hab uh situation here, bwains eberywhere.
Yew’ll send halp right away? Gud.
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Inna moment uh large caravan ob MCCU’s (Mobile Cyoot Crash Units) appear.
*voice ober bullhorn*
Set up uh perimeter
We must contain this CAT-astrophy
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Moments later, teh triage center iz buzzing with activity.
*Sownds ob sweeping and duck tape being pulled awf rollz fillz teh air*
*Rushing fluids can also be heard flowing from the water tower*
*hurridly erected awn the spot*
*Emergency splort personnel awr busy packing bwains bak in heds*
*reassembling hed bones, and apply CHRG’s ad baving caps*
*Other technicians furiously scribble drawings awn each wun*
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
*Hawt choklick tankers bak up to the tents*
*and begin unloading gallons of steaming choklicky gudness*
*while helicopters air drop pallets ob map blankets*
*weeklee*
fanks nc! … diz iz a bad wun….
*fawls bak wif hawt choklit in hand onna floofee blankee*
uhh ohs
cleenz up NC ’s melON’s and sir scarfalot’ s brainz
washes in llemon sparkelli waters
tapes brains back in with duckie tape
tucks unner chees blanket.
dere…(ooh dots) all better!
is in MCCU truck/van
* BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP *
ok awll better
Great work I♥CB’s!
haz a much deserved drikiez and nomz
Thany uz thank uz very much!!!!!
ai has a tyred
*nom nomnomnomnom*
*sipsipsipsipsipsip*
IT’S SO CUUUUTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
iz a ICHC dizaster!!! gud wurkz NC66 and ILC yooo are da herowz!
fuZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzy pilol of kittehs! SPPPPPLORT!
*Carries catslave to the triage center up thread*
fangQ NC66… Ai takes gnap under teh floofy blanky and feels better in teh morning. ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz
WARNING CHEEZPEEPZ!!! SPLOT ALERT RED!! Pleez tu bii having yur CHRG xtra strenth versun awn and sekured biifor vewing above LOL…the triage iz at maximum kapisity!!
Argh! Teh kyootness! Must… hold… on…
*des-purr-ateley clutches CHRG w/doi*
Oh noooooeeess!
SPLORT!
rushes ICHF tu da sploty triage center up da bryad. INCOMING, INCOMING! wii haz anudder splort
*weakly*
Fanks 3km. I can has chocklit and cheezmap blankee nao?
oooh yess heerz yoo go da hot choklit an a nice warmz cheezmap blankie. *checks da ducky tape awn ICHF’s head* yoo are heeling nicly, pleez just relax an nawt luk at da LOL fur a few minutez.
Whew! taht wuz a klose wun!
*sips hot choklit and snuglols into blankee alongsied teh udder bictims*
Necks tiem ai must bee moar pre-paired aifinkso.
*bringz ICHF sum fresh frum da oven chokie chip kookiez* heer yoo go ICHF are yoo feeling better?
Oh fankee 3km! ai kin feel mai hed agin. Fanks fer teh halp.
here ICHF an xtra strenth CHRG four yur head protekshion. oooh luk dis wun haz little paw printz awn it..perfict fur the LOL
Awww, dats kyoot! (Not tew kyoot, doan wanna splort again)!
Fanks to yew for halping awl teh cheezpeeps, 3km!
*schmoo*
aw frankz ICHF butt (hee hee) NC66 an ILC are da herowz heer dey boof wurked beri hard tu save mani cheezez
Yesh, troo. Fankies and schmoos to all ob yew. See yew all latur, nitey-nite.
nite nite ICHF haz cyoot dreemz butt (heehee) nawt tu cyoot
But . . . but . . . ifs wraps inna kitteh blankee afer splortage, wonts we wil splorts agin? O.o
pleez make sure tu has yur CHRG xtr strenth bersion awn titely and sekured wif da duky tapez
*runz tu da ty bu teek an findz da xtra strenth CHRG’s* heer yoo go rattipuss…pleez put these awn
heer rattipuss haz some fresh frum da oven choki chip kookiez an relax yoo are safe now
Whew. Fanks. It’s purdy splorty ober der. Ah wuz ferfraid Ah mite nawt makes it. Cause, see, da kittehs, dere lilleh tynee bebbehs an dere sleepins and, ef u lukks berry, berry close, u kin c da tynee toe pads an lilleh bebbeh eers an floofie furs an– an–
Oh noes!
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!
Wuz wurf it.
NC glances up teh thread.
Wat’s this? How strange.
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*Hundreds uh tinee liddlol robots come swarming owt of wun of the MCCU’s*
*They scurry under rattipuss,*
*gently pick her up and carry her awf foar treatment*
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Amazing!
uuurgh…
*crawlols awt of teh splort hospitlol*
*Pics up Rattipuss on teh sholders*
Wes SHALL SURVIVES TEH SPLORTLANS!!! (fixies teh capslok)
*geets to teh hospitlol agin, faints*
Ah dinnot noes dis MCCU wuz soe avvanced!
Feels mush bedder nao! But mite habes tu lukk atta bebbehs agin.
O.o
Nawt tew worry. The MCCU’s awr stocked wif uh variety ob stylish Joo Janta Sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses.
Deese kittehs ares too cutes — I wish I knowed how to kwilt them.
Dis iz the ultimate comforter aifinkso.
Duvet know it wen vey l-eiderdown tugevver?
Dey…haz…blankit…purrmission…2…cober…teh…floar. Awlmozt…..dint….git….taht….owt…..SPLORT!!!!!
*Carries catsblanca to the triage center up thread*
Fanks NC66! Ai mustv bin owt lawngur tahn Ai fot….seemed liek onlee a fyoo minits, butt (hee hee) teh tyme stamp showz it wuz 1 howr 5 minits. Eever taht, oar sumbuddy moobed teh klok ahed 2 soonz.
*scitches hed*
Ai fot yew jes showed up then too.
Wade-a-minut…Iz nawt after 8:00pm here in Kaleefoarnia.
Cheezclawks if awf aifinsko.
Yesh, teh Daelait Sabingz Tyme chayng izznt spozed 2 b untils 2AM, nd iz nawt taht tyme ennewares inna US of A yet. Sumfings borked fur shur.
Looks liek a log cat-bin to me!
Iz mock pattern aifinkso.
*puts liddlol orinj kitteh in center ob patch*
There, dats beddur.
Liddlol orinj kittehs r teh bestest! *Pulls nu CHRG awn bery tait*
iz dry cleen only comferter thoo
Donut wnat 2 trai 2 put it n watur, noe siree!
Itteh Bitteh Kwiltin Committeh?
Fankee, SarahD. You hab grate idee fur de capshun. I maek de lol butt it r YOUR idee. I sez sew at bottom ob capshun. http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3611344
Yay! Dat ar sew nyse of yew!
Itteh bitteh kitteh kwilten committeh.
iz it just mii or iz da time clock off?
Ai fink cheezland jumped the gun awn springing forward.
Duz Hawaii dew it sooner than Kaleefoarnia?
???? thingiz biin a little weird round heer lateley..fried egg day da LOLz nawt show up awn time an wii almost had da wifdrawlz
Time tew buy uh new clawk purrhaps.
Cawnt hab peeps goin’ fru wifdrawlz nosiree.
Teh MCCU’s awr under enuff strain az it iz.
Hawaii, Arid Zona nd US territories/posseshuns donut obserb the Daylight Saving Time. Kornfused? Noe? Teh Nabaho Indian Reserbashun in Arid Zona duz obserb it. Nao? Owr nayburs 2 teh Norf (eh?) swish 2 DST 2morrow. Hao bowt nao? TTI nd Urope start awn Marsh 29. Nao? Yesh? Tehn mai job heer iz dun.
fankee, catsablanca, furr teh grate imfo. yerss, iz teh *’murrican terrortoreez/ posseshunz* biing teh kee tu teh taim sit-chew-a-shun. cheeztown cryer (aifinkso) sez ichc bii awn teh *midway island* taim. (go figger!) adn awn teh midway island, dey nawt bee ubzurbing teh dailyte sayvingz. air-goe, iz oanly teh 11:35ish, p.m., sat. 3-7, adn teh nex lol biing sune (juss undr teh haf-our).
I needs a snorgle snorkle!
*putz on CHRG*
*adds duckytayp to secure*
*fits snorgle snorkle titely awn noze and mowf*
Aiz goin in…. (ooo! dots!)
*Attaches safety line tew 3heathens*
*and secures it firmly tew wun ub teh MCCU’s*
Fankyew nativeca66! I purrshiates teh safety line… yew nebber noes (uh oh)
*rrrrrippp goes teh duckytayp*
Teh cyoot!! Teh skwishy sawft bellies! It are tew mush – teh cyoot iz
too
powerful
*POP*
*off flies teh CHRG*
*yanks on safety line* pull me bak afour *rumble* it are tew strawng!
teh bloo eyez – teh sawft grey furrz – teh *weakly* cyoot
*SPLORT*
*Activates MCCU winch and pullz 3heathens tew safety.*
*Splort personnel immediately begin tending tew 3heathens*
*pitifullee raizes hed*
Fank Ceeling Cat dat yew thowt tew add teh safety line nativeca66! I
underestmaytd teh cyoot. Yew sayved mii!
*falls back to the floor*
well well well…………der’s a name ai hazznt seen on here for teh longest time!!!! ohai der 3heatherns!!!
Hallo dere jammakitty! *hedbonks*
Iz bin lurker fur lawng whyle – hazzing sum home isshews (bless me) and nawt lawts uv tyme fur teh postinks – how are yu??
Oh noes! Oh noes! Oh, mah ceeling cat! Oh, mah hoofs and eers an wigglee tayle! Dis r a majurr dissassturr!! Splortings ebbreeware!!!! Emergensee! Emergencee!!!
Soun teh alarm! Sound it!
*donkey runs arouwn and arown in a hysterical circle and suddenly collapses in a heap*
*opens one eye and weakly suggest a parfait mite revive…*
qwik take da parfait kafleen *holdz kafleenz heed up an helpz feed her da parfait* are yuz ok now?
mmmm…i mite bee dyeeng.
Purrhaps a wafflol too?
Um?
Wiff cherries?
and whippy cream?
and pecans?
*donkey raises up too boss teh cook and realizes the rammyfucashuns….*
*Oh! I feels a faynt coming back on!*
*reaches into fridge for a parfait*
*looks at pile-o’-floofs*
Blargh!!! Ai ar ded!!!
*thud*
nooooo…the huge manatee uf it awl!! rushes DanvecanhasDrtinycat tu the splort triag up da thread. insertz IV full ub life…and kitteh cutness anitdote
*donkee props up on wun elbow an laffs and laffs*
LOL!!! U gais r cracking mee up!!!
Oh, rite.
*plops back down weerilee wiff mouf open furr wafful*
Did sumbunny sai wafflol?
*Suddenly the smell ub wafflols comes waffting owt ob wun ob the MCCU’s*
*NC goez tew inbestigate*
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Yer kidding meh?!?.
*Come back wif arms full ob wafflols.*
Dey gawt eberyfing in doughz fings.
*Hands owt wafflols*
Syrup N-E-bawdee?
*SPRISHHHHHHH BLORP*
*Attempting tew put whippy cream awn Kafleen’s wafflol*
*NC accidentally slurps a liddlol on the donkee ears*
*strains tongue trying to lick own ear*
I can has sirrups? An side ob hasherbrownies an sum baycons?
*laughs hesterically at image ob donkee tongue reachin’ foar ears*
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Yew can hab N-E-fing yew wants.
Sirrup? Maple, Blooberry, strawberry, peach, pecan, apple…awl flavors.
*fries bacon, sausage, eggs, hasherbrown, etc.*
*toasts bagels, sourdough, rye, wheat, english muffins, etc.*
*whips up a few omlettes, cheezy, ham, avocado, mushroom, onion, etc.*
*assembles fruit bowls, grapes, sordid melons, pineapple, cherries, etc.*
*fills bowls ob cereal, flake, puffs, crunchy, crispy, nutty, etc.*
*crepes, pancakes, wafflols, french toast, etc.*
*grills sum T-bones, chicken fries sum cutlets and cooks up a variety of eggs*
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*Sets up long banquet tablols and sets owt teh manee fuds*
*Rings teh triangle bell…COME AND GET IT EBERYWUN*
Oh, Lordy!! dat awl sownz sew gud!!
*grabz a rasher uv hashbrownz and nomz dem on deh way tu bed.
nom nom nom nom nom nom nomznomzznomzz
nomzznomzzzznomzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
it sortedly duz!
*dreemz ob chiggen fired stake frum Ann’s*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*senses waffles*
ai can haz ebry topping?
and a waffle?or 2 or 3 0r….(ooh!dots!)
Oh Hai, NC66!!! I putted Tikiz konver sayshunz on deh Lore and legendz page!! If u noez uv ennee dat I missinged, let mii noez!!
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ichc-lore-adn-legendz/
Itz under deh Genral Silleenezz Cat a Goree, awl deh way at deh bottom. but well wurf deh effert tu skroll awl deh way down.
Dat iz awesum yor highness!
I can haz famous?
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I also found these two:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/30/funny-pictures-cheeeeeeeesssseeee/#comment-545725
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/04/funny-pictures-anything-good-on/#comment-520066
Ohai Cween! Sawry ai cudn reply tu yur kwestion abowt Tammy befour. Gud nuws! Shees haom aftur hur o-p-e-r-a-t-i-o-n an shees as playful an bootiful as eber. Teh pleh stitches hav tu come owt aftur 5 dais. Nao all ai hav tu worree abowt iz hur asseptin teh bebbeh an nawt hurtin hur. Ai haz a happytail!!!
Its ok itz ok kafleen!!
da MCCU r here to tak care of da splotrage!!!
*blushes*
ai put dis comment in da rong spot
ai is sawwwwwwwy
heehee
i seez it ennywai
awsomeful.
*lukz ober DavecanhazDrTinycat* hheeelllowww are yoo innnntttheeeer?
I iz okay nao. I can has breffis. Nativeca66 bringed wafflols.
Paskooze me, but has anyone tryed to count the number of kittehs?
10? 12?
It’s a blanket of pure soft fuzz… sigh…
Iz “sigh-meez-ten-tupplolts”, joyned at teh furr.
Aifinkso.
Iz “sigh-meez-ten-tupplolts”, joyned at teh furr.
Aifinkso.
elebenty aifinkso (cownting hedz).
Trying to count teh fuzzy bebbes 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9.. OH NOES NAWT AGAIN! SPLORT !!!!1!
O deer o deer, luk hao lawng yall bin lying heer splorted….gud fing splort triage sentur iz still open. Karrees Catslave 2 teh triage center up teh fred.
O deer, o deer! Luk hao lawng u bin lying heer wif ur braynes awl ober teh playse. Gud fing teh Splort Triage Center is still open. *Carries Catslave to the triage center up teh thread*
oh noes!!!11!!!!
ai haz to..cant halp it..
SPLORT!!11!!!!111
oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Aftur tuking Catslave in Splort Triage Center, hurrees bak tehn carries i_luv_cheezburgers 2 it. Tuks i_luv_cheezburgers n, czehs awn Catslave. U 2 jest rest heer fur awyle, Dr. Tinycat sez u will b fyne.
cutest carpet ever <3
How many mommaz worth of kittehs is that?!? If it’s only one, FEED that poor momma…..
hahahahahahahahaha
how many kittens are in that pic?!
Oh noes not a kitteh kwilt!!!
OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THOSE CATS… I WANT THEM ALL AND THEY ARE SO FLUFFY AND CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE AND ALL OF THEM LOOK ADORABLE AND… SPLORT!