This da biggest litter box I ever seenz!
This da biggest litter box I ever seenz!
definitely shud nivver b crowded.
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I can has poop?
Tehn mebbeh a scoop??
Possibleh two scoops?
conga rats johnnyface!! dis comment wuz teh nawt-sekond – i seed it for myself, but teh timestamp on it iz borkinged, sez “9:21″ insted ob “8:21″ like it supposd to (johnnyface’s sekund commint iz at 8:sumfing, how kan make sekund commint before furstest?)
Tahnks mom, not taht it matturs, doh. S’long as I can has funneh, dunt care two munch abaout nawt sekunds.
Taht be a gud phillo… phillyo… wai ov lukkin at dat. Ai got a nawt sekkund on da PK oncet, but it not sew importnt aifinksew.
…dat abatar ib skareee!
there is onlee one logical explanashun.
Johnnyface is a teim traveler.
Ooooh….
Hai skwirrlgrrl have we met befoar?
I poops all truought his-story.
Beri gud, Johnnyface! Beri troo two! I spitted meh cawfee awl ober de skreen when I reeds dat! Hahahahahaha!
mebbe dats wai histree is sew difficulties. It juss tew poopieded! :S
Johnnyface, I fink u gawt teh nawt-sekkund dis tyme, aifinkso, butt now I r at teh tawp ob de board nd dat r nawt rite. De bord r borkeded, aifinkso!!!
Oh sorree abowt dat urleear… Dis is confuzing meh!
yor commint wuz being very funny too, so yoo gets a honoraraly nawt-sekund!
Fankee! Ifn it r otay wif Johnnyface, den I aksept. Fankee.
Nawt nead scoopie coz u poop raynbows, ob corse, coz u r teh lolcat! Hahahahahaha!
Congaratz on teh nawt sekkund!
Is that a DelSol sihrt on teh side?
I fink de bord r borkeded. I r nawt won de nawt sekkund. It r Johnnface who won, aifinkso!!
Oh sorreh! Well congaratz Johnnyface. Aifinks everything is getin brokeded and messded up!
It r! I wish I were nawt-sekkund, butt dis tyme it r nawt meh. *sigh* I r nawt kwite fastfastfast enuff!
yor commint wuz being very funny too {{princessofchaos}} i wuz heer for more tahn a HOLE YEER before i gotted my furst (an only) nawt-sekund
congrats to u on ur nawt sekkond comment!!!
*tiggles puts hula skirt and wiggles to show her pleases for u danses*
hoo letted yoo owt uf da kloset?
sillies sillies sillies 3kitty…u lox me in teh wrong kloset…I went frough narnia…man can teh lion talks talks talks talks…an tehns me gets frough teh gaps in the skirting bored ha ha ha
* looks for blind fold and specials potion….hmmmmm*
*and BIG net for catching kittehs*
*runz awai an hidez*
Cute (and funny!)
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…an givs nu meening tu teh phraze, “Kickin’ it”.
happy nawt secont!
yu can haz dances and cake!
xx
Only 10 votes? I can smell the fishy from here.
ifinkso the kloks iz borkd. stoopy daylite saving time.
Me two. When I pooped tehre was no comments. Tehn I commented agin, nobuddy esle.
Now I’z a hour layte anna dollah short.
LOL Typical.
Hand me teh noospapurr. I’m goin in….
Reed ‘em an
wyp, err, weep?!Onlee ifn Sears catalog nawt avaylablol.
Ai perfers teh Reeder’s Dyjest, maisef
ha ha, ai finkso katalogs iz mah fayvrit reedin materiel: LL Bean, Campmor (no idea how ai getted awn teihr mailin list), seberal buk storez…
.
Litterboks reedin list:
.
Akwariyum Fish Innernashnul
Burd Watchin
Cat Fansy
Dog Watch
E…
Dat remines meh ub teh cheepest man ebbur…
I used too doo home health aide wurk. Wun ladee’s hubby deecided hee
so he provided a Sear’s Catalog.
wud not tollurate owr (teh aides, dat is) excessive yooz ub his toylet papurr enny longer,
True story.
ditto wut yoo sed dere….
I hopey u comlayned two ajincy fur witch u werked. Dat reely baaad!
Hardy, har! They noo dose too wur nuttier dan frootcakes…butt wutt can
you doo?
(snurt)
Ebben selfish nutty peepul needs medical care too….
Did he think the TP would be more expensive than the plumber’s bill to unclog the drain pipes from the non-dissolved catalogue paper?
LOL!!!
not crowded kitteh.. but teh privacy, u no has it.
no has privacies…
Dats teh pleh. as well as da fishi smells! PLEH!
fur kitteh, ai finkso fishi smels iz wun ub teh moer apeelin feecherz ub dis litterboks
An owt dere is your water boal, kitteh!
Salty water? DO NOT WANT!
PLEH, PLEH, PLEH!!!! saltee waturrz? iz werse dan no waturz!
su
Your whiny comments? DO NOT WANT, Jenn!
thingz ar gitten strang roound heer. last LOL wii had ceiling cat own da ceiling an St Skwirll awn da kitteh. this daylite savings time haz ebberthing messed up
lugshury littrbox onli 90000000000000000 dollerz!
i need tu pleez
heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! inklooding but not limited to C_T an Lindykat!!
ifinkso a beech party iz teh fing to do today, so in addishun to teh tasty fudjy burfday cakes an iskreem, we haz hotgogs an mushmellos to toast ober teh bonfire, big icechests full ob cans ob yor favrite bevrijes (eben if it not usually comes in kans, today it duz for teh beech party!!) an also for playing, we haz volleeball an frizbee, an plenty ob boogie bords for boogie-bording in teh surf!! an donut forgit teh sunskreen so not getting teh sunburnz. an goodie bags filled wif bottles ob bubblolz to blow, brite-colurd sunglasses wif hello kittys, tweety burds, an sooperheeroz on tehm, kandeez, an hunnert-dollar twoels for evreewun!!!!11!!1!! 
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*cues up teh boombox wif many beech boyz songs*
:musicnotes:
If ebberybody had an oshun,
Akross teh USA…
*focks scampers across beech, chasing bubblols*
Ebberybody go surfin……SURFIN USA…..
:musicnote: :musicnote:
YAY I wants swim tyme
*puts on wunder womin sunglasses*
:musicnotes:
Yew’d see dem wearin’ tehre baggies,
Hoo-ratchie sanduls tew,
A bushy, bushy
red tailblond hare-doo,Surfin’ USA!!
I kin has surfer dood?
**luuks hoapful**
Yesh, and mebbe him can sings to you:
Leetle surfer, leetle wun
Maek my hart come all un-dun
Dew yew lub me, dew yew surfer gurl?
*note to self – mus learn to make music notes*
**swoons**
Halp! We needs a swoonin’couch fer red! Her has swooned to an imaginary surfer dood!
Red kin hab teh surfer doods, I’ll take teh surfer gurls in thayr itsy bitsy teeny weeny yelol polka dot Bikinis.
yesh yesh yesh yesh…..i wishes although not my burfday that…hmmmm…3kitty LET ME OUT OF KLOSET!!!!!!!
*unlokz kloset door* sorri Tiggles
its okies me lubes u loads anyhooo….me hears there is beach party….hmmmmm
* shows 3kitty her hula skirt….and hands 3kitty her special spare one*
U likes???
oooh yess hula skirtz!! *putz awn skirt an hula hulaz awl around da beech*
*clappity paws*
Ooh, berry nice 3km!
We’s lissening to teh Beech Boyz up teh fread.
**Puts awn cocomonutt bra an hoola skirt**
**cheks vines holdin up cocomonutt bra**
I hope dese iz teh industryul strenf. Wardroab malfunkshun, do nawt want!
ohai rhsb
*Waves excitedly an scampers ober knocking ober rhsb…*
Soris me ober excited beach party beach party beach party!!!
**hurries obur an cubberz rhsb wiffa beech blankee wyle hur adjustz cocomnutt bra**
Hai Parrothead we haz not meets befores….
*holds paw out to shakes*
Ohai Tiggles! **extends culurful wing ov frenship** Nycetameetcha!
*fixes on wig…hmmms…i luks GD!!!*
Nices to meets u toos!!!!
do u know where i can finds teh hotsdogs…i hungry..iainksoyesh!!!!
*looks at parrothead wif slight enquiring tilt of innocence*
where did Tiggles goo?
i iz here…danses ober by bonfire…i haz eye on hotsdog!!!
*looks at brownie sauce*
hey 3kitty…i haz monies from selling my pics on ebay….me finks we shuds rents a bouncey castle and special gloves for kittehs so as we donts bursted its???
wat pikturez wuld those bii? ooh it nawt matter sinse wii gitten a bouncy castle. bii karful around da bonfire in dat grass skirt tho
yea yea yea….boucey castels here eberyone make sure u putson special gloves so it donot bursted!!!
*looks bery pleased eif self…waits for 3kitty to join…*
come on 3kitty…
*waves exciteidly wif ebil grin on face*
Come 3 kitty this way…comes wif me…
*runz ober wif an exsitment..hurriedly putz awn special gloves..jumpz intu da kastle..jumpy jumpy jumpy* dis iz da greatest Tiggles!!
just bii kareful wile jumping in da kokonut bra
yesh yesh yesh yesh…i haz fun jumpy jumpy jumpy…*hugz new friend 3kitty*
Today is the BESTEST day!!!
aaah thnx Tiggles {{Tiggles}}
iz okies my buddy!!!
i wants to plays qa game any suggestiomns???
Happitayle Birfday, Lindykat an C_T!
Fankyoo, rhsb! Iz wundermus tu spend teh dai sillybrayting wif frenz in cheezland.
Fankyoo Burfday Fairy! Woohoo! Party time.
*dansdansdans*
dooin teh birfdai dans.
Happi Burfdai, Lindykat! Heer, has a Martoonee!
Fank yoo, Ambercat.
*clink*
Ooh, nommy!
Oh, sry, hao did taht YNG get in tehre?!
Happy birfday, lindykat!
Here, has this shiny thing. Um, if u see a pleeceman, hide teh shiny thing, ‘k? They is teh, er, jellus. Yeah. That’s it. Jellus.
wheer wud yoo bii gitten shiny thingz LCB?
Wai, fank yoo, LCB!
*stuffs shiny fing deep in pokkit*
*wissles*
Nuffin tu luuk at heer folks, moob along, moob along.
happi burfday lindykat! i nawt thinkz i meeted yoo yet. hopez awl yur burfday wishez comes tru and yoo git reely gud kake
fanl yoo, 3kittymomma. Mai kake wuz mai fabrit, an Ai eeted it wif ice creem:D
Teh task of skooping taht litter bocks – do NAWT want!
Sorry testing testing 123
Mt McKinley!
I cant has beech parti heres todai–tu much rane n fog.
but in cheezland teh wevver iz always purrfekt for wuteber yoo wants to do!
**well, fur hooeber iz nawt-sekkund, an fur awl teh cheezez, ai hab maded sum beech drinkees – my ties, peenya cowladaz, dakureez in awl yur fabrite flavur. Eben sum hurrykanes, fur teh brayve amung us. **lifts glass** Tu beech weddur!
I wanna hurrykane! I nawt had wun sinse I wented to ‘Lantik City…elebenty yeers ago!
**maykes rhsb burrykane (eggstra strenf), klinkees glasses** Yew are habbin gud weddur tu? We had 8 inshez ov snow Mundane, tudai iz 75 an sunny! An ai wuz awnna beech yesturdai, ai tuk mai dotter to bisit a cowledge an itz onlee 10 minnits frum teh beech!
kan i haz blurrikane tu? haz biin bizzi bizzi day heer
Ov coarse! **makes 3kittymomma eggstra strenf hurrycane** Wut yu dewin, sew bizzi awwna Sunnydai?
cleenin da howse kind uf, an been bizzi bizzi maken meetballz an locken Tiggles in da closet awn last LOL
Wowee, hao did ai ind up, up heer? Borked, aifinkso.
ATTENTSHUNS ATTENSHUNS ATTENSHUNS!!!!
I haz poorchased a BOUNCY CASTLE ans SPECIAL GLOVES for our beach party…it is up ober on teh left hand sidez ob beach…PLEASE make sure u habs GLOVES ON!!!!
wut’z sew speshur abowt habbink glubz awn?
soo da kitty clawz nawt punkture da kastle an it go boom
oooh…yoo can hazza gud poynt…..adn mai klawz dublee, no…triplee sew!
den yoo has /nebburr/ seed teh dessurt!
Aifink dailite sabin haz comfuzzled werd press!
Litter boks haz wet spot! BEEG wet spot! Pleez to change!
ar those rokz or giant litter clumpz?
i gots bad feelin about tihs…
…are we gonna meet a giant kitteh?
…cuz if its a giant poopy kitteh,
im outta heer
Oooooh! Neber tot ob dat! I’m owt ob hear two!
iz poopzilla? rruuuuunnnnnn!!!!
ooooh crap!!
ooooooh! iz beyewtiful! sew mush sand, sew liddlol tyme!
an’ it still ain’t clean!
OMGOMG! That’s a Del Sol bag on the edge of the screen!!! zomg I lurve that storeeee!!!
i have that sweater form Del Sol