
algeblah confuzez mi
mebbeh u shud look at it sidewayz.
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algeblah confuzez mi
mebbeh u shud look at it sidewayz.
picture: Peter_Hasselbom. lol caption: jcats
Me 2 kitteh!
ohai annipuss! conga ratz foar teh tawp uv brayde!!! iz teh vurree confoozuling tunite/tudai abowt teh taim chaynj, cawz in (moast uv) ‘murrica wii iz switchinged tu teh daelyte tyme 1 haor ahgo.
TTi chaynjis in free weak’s tiem. Dis lol caem at teh yooshuel tiem (11am heer) but Ai dunno haow teh rest uv teh dai wull werk.
teh *akshul* cheeztiem nawt chanjuz, aifinkso. iz teh “midway island” tiem, nawt habing teh dayliet tyme atoll. (sao tu speek!)
It yooshully sez 12 am fur dis lol an 2dai it sez 1am!
…mitu. An wattz moar, kittoon haz a fur awn hiz noaz.
Ahh same here
gernometry awlso.
Mornin cc! we haz a tye agane!
yarsh! iz awlmost teh habbitl, aifinkso. ai haz teh glad, knoeing taht ican haz lukking up at yor fun adn clevur “nawt sekkind” comments.
ai haz sum vurreh speshul cawfee foar yu tudae, anni — it beeing teh *cawfee*-flayvurd cawfee! wif a ekxstra cawfee flayvur yu ken addinj. ai haz plattur uv lurblee nuttrbuttr caek. nommee. adn nawt calloreez.
Dat’s juss wat Ai need – Ai muss get owt soon. At teh momint it iz sunnee, but teh wevver man sed it wull rane an blow soon.
injoi yur wawk!
Algebrah iz teh eezee. Is jus laik arithmetik, onlee bakwards.
Mai teecher sed it wuz az eezee az abc….
oar x y zee?
(myuzik noatz) …bebbeh yu adn *mii*
Jacksun fibe ref FTW!
ohai steroid — iz yu nu heer? iz nais ty meat yu. whaire yur liveing? (ai’z inna kalaformya adn annupuss bii inna tti.)
Ohai Steroid! AI iz on the left coast tew butt (!) furver norf den CaliCocoa. I iz in Orygun wher it is ‘spozed to snew today (Pleh – ware iz teh spring)
I has bin arownd fur a wail. . . gawt a cuppul uv nawt secunds on owld pix. An I maik comints on sum uv teh uver LOL saits, laik teh polly-tix an teh charts.
I livs on teh Lawn-Guy-Land, but nawt teh wun in teh Bahamamas, teh wun in Noo York.
*judson shouts across the sound from Connect-the-dots*
Yo Steroid! Wussup? Hey, my wyfe has fambly awn Lawng Eyelands wiff whom I sumtimes hasta visit (annoyink). I fink dey’re in Matzah-pizza.
Dats in Nassaw, laik a howr awai. Lawng I-land is LOOOOOOONG. I is in Manorville, Eggsit 69 off teh LIE, and its anuver howr an a haf to eiver orient or montauk poynt. Is prolly closer to cunneticut via teh ferrie.
butz arit…arthmatix is jis az harde az algeblah -harder 2 spel 2!
Ai juss notissed dat teh kitteh iz lukkin at teh bukk cross-eyed!
butt (!!!) nawt haz teh “vurtickle lenz” kitteh pyoopulz. fotoschlock?
Iffn it haz been moddy fyed, it haz bean well dun!
mai bad. kitteh *duz* haz dem. butt (!) *sumfing* still wrawng,
cawse an iffekk aifinkso — teh lolgebraz b maykingz kittehz eyze croxx — dus dis tu mi ollwayze. ohai adn be laytid conqrashulashuns (simmbill qrash ai meenz) anni an cc!!!1!!1! heer b sum toolipz foar yu tu tipptoez thru tu teh tai booteeq! * furry pawfulz uv read an yeLOLlly tyulipz. — ai haz a happitayle: Cweenmj haz halpt meh tu mayk da blooness uv nayme {{{Cheezpeeps}}}
Conga ratz dansing fru deh innertuubz fur u, soprano_smurf!!
Awl dressed in bite kullered costumez…
Dans, dans, dans, KIK!
dans, dans, dans, KIK!!
W00t!! woot!!
dans, dans, dans, dans, KIK KIK!!!
yay fer ur blooness! *joynes teh dans*
dah dah dah kik!
dee dee dee kik! *sownd uv brakin glass*
Ai ment tew dew tat!
doo doo doo kik!
Way hay!
w00t w00t qlash qlash tikkitteh tikkitteh
fa LOL LOL LOL la!
FanQ foar da itteh bitteh dans komitteh cweenmj!!!11
dis dey aftur caterdey b ful ov sillbrayshunz!!1
Iffen algehblah corfoozes yew yer gonna needs hep wif kwodratix and twignomnomnometree an jest fergit abowt calkyewlissis .
butt (!) ai fot kitteh mite lyke triggyNOMitree!
triplol nomity? want!
ALge- bra? izzent dat somefing teh liddlol mermaid wears?
*snert!*
Kitteh + snorgle = happeh.
it’z ok, kitteh. teh algebra is teh fun. it will makez yew a happier kitteh wen yew takes teh calculolus.
I likeded teh algebra and teh geometries but I got dazed and confyoosed by teh trigonometries. I only taked *that* because my stoodint advisorator telled me that havening moar maths on my record would halp me get a college skolarship and I ended up working teh very extry hard only to get a C. Stoopy advisorator.
But then again, whut did I eggspect? His name was Mr. Looney.
teh naim Mr. Looney duz nawt inzpyre confydense ai mus sai.
*suspektz Mr. Looney
*hummed a tooney
*awl after nooney
*adn under deh mooney.
Bootiful lime rik o cween!
*nods*
Here’s whut else he maded me take:
Advanced Leafguarding
Boring Literature of teh Whirled
Culinary Abstract Arts
Dianetics for Dummies
E…
Early English Epithets
Fry-cook 101
Geografee of Gorgonzola
Health of Hippos
I….
Elolefant training
Fronsh
Greek His Treez
Ho Mek
I…..
Italyan for beginnirs
Judo an karateh in PE
Kvamtum fizziks
L…
Latin for Fun and Prophets
Mathonomics
New Mathonomics
Old Mathonomics
Physical Miseducation
Q…
Quicken dedlee
Remedyal Reecess
SCIENCE! (instrukter: Thomas Dolby)
Touch Maff
Unnerstandings Fizziks 101
V…
Lolgebra
‘Merican hisree
Norse miffologee
O…
Verginie, required
Work shopping
Xtra credit ob coarse
…
(OOO dots)
Wut?? No unnerwaters basket weevings?
Just wade till yew gets round tew twiggin om uh tree…… hoooboey
ai hates lolgebra
* runsawaywifaquik *
Algeblah iz teh awsum! But kitteh, ur confoozed coz u iz readin a cardboard box.
**staggers in, still warin pj’s an wif bad case of bed-hed**
**luuks at lol**
AAARRRGGHHH!! Iz too erlee to fink abowt mafs!
Here’s a easy one:
Mirror + (comb * multiple strokes) = -(bedhed)
Yah yah yah…..
An how do YOO luuk dis moarnin?
I dids my algebra homeworks to solve for -(bedhed). I was even gonna puts my hairs up inna Fronsch twist I just learned to does, but I wanted coffee even moar.
Has u springed foarwerd yet?
Mm-hmmm. I set teh bedroom and kitchen clocks last night and teh libbing room one this morning. Teh rest in teh house is teh automatic, but I still has to does teh one in teh car.
Is teh too bad Esme isnot here for this. She lurved springing forward because she getted her dinner extry early. OTOP, she hated falling back because her stoopy mommy was always a hour late wif dinner.
Yah, Josie wuz yoosed to eetin at a sertin tyme (u cud set ur watch by dat kitteh), an teh tyme chanjes awlays messded hur up foar a liddlol whiel. Wunse hur gotted yoosed to teh noo skedyool, hur wuz reddy to roll!
Hmmm, wai yu has teh bed awn yur hed agin? Dat muss habeen wun HECK ov a partee yu had!!!
Wayle, it beets warin a lampshayde? **shrugs**
Ai haz a teenee OT nouncement: Mai Tammy is hoam aftur hur o-p-e-r-a-t-i-o-n an shees as playful an bootiful as eber. Teh pleh stitches hav tu come owt aftur 5 dais. Nao all ai hav tu worree abowt iz hur asseptin teh bebbeh an nawt hurtin hur. Ai haz a happytail!!!
Yay for gud nooz!
Fanks berry mush!
HooooooRay!! I b happytail she b ok.
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After mai Muffin-deh-Bi**h-Queen, had hur o-p-e-r-a-t-i-o-n I tooked hur bak in ttu deh V-e-t tu git deh stitchez owt.
He sed, “oh, u kud haz taking deze owt urself.”
I sed, “I don’t finkso.”
He removifyinged deh stitchez while I helding hur az firmly az I kud wif bof handz. Muffin managed to swipe at deh top uv himz hed and drawing blood. Nope, dat not a wun purrson job!!
Dis needz sum moar eggsplanashun, like real soon.
Yay! fer tammy bean hoam
an awwww fer her owie.
Wuz dis nermal, tayk-teh-girlee-parts-owt surjeree oar diffrent surjeree?
Plz to gibs hur snorgles foar me. U kno I has teh weekness foar teh calikoes.
It wus teh tayk-teh-girlee-parts-owt surjeree (an ai still feelz guilty abowt eet), an sheel get plenty snorgles awlrite. Dat shaved pink bellee!
Awww….. **fnks of teh pinkee bellee**
I bet hur iz gonna “milk” it foar awl iz werf!
I can heer it now: “Daddeee….u did dis to meeeee! Now I gots no fur awn my belleee an dere’s dese fings in meeeee!”
*givs tammy a gentel belleh rasberri* (aboidin teh stiches)
ppppblblblbltttppppbllllllt
Fanks fur teh snorgles an rasberries, Hav tu teech a class naow. sea ya latur.
ten algeblah es deh eazyist
subbjecty eva
x = elebenty
awl de mafs make me has confus
I heers ya, kitteh.
it sez “Find X”
but “x” is printid rite heer
Ai iz in intermeedeeits algeblah an Ai ‘greez. Is berry confyoosining
Noes werries, kitteh, ai wall tutor yew!
Maybe thoughts of being tutored is what is making him cross-eyed!
Did anyone else notice this is a cardboard box…?
kitteh understands my pain!!
kitteh born cunfuzed–maths mak moar confuzed
Hi!
I happened to look at your blog and I noticed this post! This kitten is ABSOLUTELY adorable!!! And algebra confuses me too~ haha
Anyways, you just got yourself a subscriber because I just LOVE your blog! I’ll look forward to your future posts, well…..pictures!!
haha (You know what I mean!)
Such a cute kitty. What breed is it? Thanx!
I hatez algeblah sooo mutch. I’z in it naow az adlt stoodent and it makz me fil stoopidz!
oyz, calklus maeks me fiil reely stuped.
confuses me 2
oy lidle kitteh, iv algablah konfoozes joo, den calklus gonna killz joo.
oooooo kat iz awsom u spek laguge of kat????
what kindz of kitteh is dat? I wantz.
Yes Algeblah is vewy vewy confusling but iz good ats it!