
Dun it….Dun dat…Yep and dat Dun dat…Ooh wate…Nope dun it…Did dat to goggie…Dat was fun…Dun it…Did dat…Now…
Heers a new one…. Man..Dis is grate buk!
but awlwayz claim innosence in front of teh hoominz.
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Kitteh Crime textbook. Ai haz one.
Congaratz Dave!!!! heer haz a drinkie and sum nomz!! Danse danse danse wif da ratz
Ai shur wish mai frist tyme bein frist was funnier dan dat.
mii or yoo? i tri tu bii funni but i has tu admit it wunday- i onli amuse mineself
Ai ment mi fer shur. Ai hadz maiself uh lolz dat maid da frunt paje ‘afor (once), but ai never hadz me a frist on da list ‘afore. Ai am suppozd ta be da funneez.
congratz awn yur frunt page!!!! siii yu are da funni..mine hubbi nawt eben thinkz mine lolz are funni..hii just smilez an sayz yea dat wuz funni *rollz eyez*
i think wii lost awl da udder cheezpeepz! are wii in a paralell universe?
Doo dee doo doo
doo dee doo doo
doo dee doo doo
Do nawt trine adjust the controls on yer monitor
we now control the horizontawl and the verticawl
Ise Rod Sterlink and I hab no upper lip
and dis … is the Twilyte Zone.
Wii kneadz wan!!!
Hoomins see dis as “Kitteh Crimes” book.
Kittehs see it az “To Do” liszt.
In collej, we highl…highlit…markd off all de rulez in de collej handbuk as we borked dem. Took one yeer to bork eberything!
Except cheetin, of coarse. And shootin’ horsies in da Dean’s Office.
WUT kinda skool did u goes to dat had to has DAT rool inna handbuuk?
Faber College: Knowledge Is Good.
Dats gud, I fink iz important fer yung peeps to hab attainabull goals.
Guies, I’m startin to fade, I finkso.
I shud prolly cawl it a nite an go luuk foar Lucky to snugglol up wif.
i finkso i needz tu order da chinese fudz
Dis late? Oh well.
Mebbe Lucky halp me foargit my nerbisness.
yess i haz nooo human adolescent tunite soo mii an hubbi iz habbin a few drinkz an relaxin..but i gotz tu wurk tumarrow..why yoo bii nerbis? wuz it da harley dudez pii’n in da flourz?
I nerbiss cuz I still nawt heered frum yoo-kno-who.
I’m prolly goin in2 werk 2morro, foar at leest a few howers. I gots sum tyem dat I kin make up (an save bakayshun tyem), plus dere’s a TON of werk!
**sighs** At leest I gots job, rite?
Be kewl Red, yew may nawt hab gained a lubber but yew doan wanna loose a fren. Doan act lyke it’z making yew crazy when yew see himz, act lyke yew asked to borrow twenny bux and while dat may nawt had been rite it certainly wuzzn’t wrong eever, just a lapse in judgement. We awl habs dems
I’m tryin RELEE hard to be kewl, but dat nawt seem to be in my nay-chur.
Iz takin awl I gots to nawt call oar emayo him. I keep tellin myself, “Leeb him aloan! Let him tayk himz tyem in formulaytin anser.”
**SIGH** I gotta shaddup. Him has been known to reed heer, so I nawt wanna bug him dis way eethur.
I’m goin to bed.
Nite frenz!
i gotta wurkz tumarrow tu..soo maybi i cii yuz here..well “wurk” tugether
duz the litter ad ebber cubber up part ob da comments section awn
ennibobi else
Ohai
Sowwee to braek into teh thwed, but iffin yew wud liek to sai bai to ower Esme, or leev a messij for LCB, heer is sumfink teh Big Cheezes has dun.
Here is teh linkie to teh post:
ichcnews.wordpress.com/2009/03/06/in-memory-of-esme/
Kthxbaieyezleekingagen
thnx kimkiwi LCB wuz awn da last thwed did yu tawlk tu her?
OMG!!1! There go my eyes getting all leaky again. Where did I put that shamwow?
Aifinkso yoo lefted it on teh last fred.
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}
I’d better order moar next time they has that “double ur order” deal. They can’t does that all day, u knoes.
Speekin of teh ShamWow, apparentlee dere is song dat iz teh werds to teh ShamWow commershul, verbatim.
Iz funnee. Teh lokal radio stayshun played it teh uthur day.
U may find it awn yoo-toob. I nawt luuked foar it yet, tho.
Oh, yu be missin Vince??
{{{{LCB}}}} wen mine Grayson crossed da bridge last year i got leeki eyed fur weekz, an now dat teh annibersiri iz comin at mii i haz teh leeki eyez alot, along wif da leeki eyez fur yu. iz okay tu let the eyez leek, ifinkso iz gud fur da soul. {{{{Esme and LCB}}}
An it gets yer eyes all kleen an sparkly.
O hai kimiwi – ai tried da linkie but all ai gotz was de dreaded “error404 – page not found”. Ai fink fyrefox iz plaing wif my mind?
**hiss**
Ai donut noes hao to fiks it, sowwee. Ai is on intartoobs exploder nd is werking gud for mee.
Fanks kimkiwi – ai hadda extra letter inna front uv da paste fing. Mai stoopy, let me show you it. I leaved a messaj 4 LCB.
Kitteh donut needz teh halp wif teh idearz.
Oh Noez! I fawt dis wuz Kit Traceys’ “Cat Stoppers’ Textbook”
nitey nite cheez peepz gonna go eet chinese fudz
BTW I no needs to read a book bout kitteh crimez
I can write one myself.
U want some caek while ur writing? There’s some in teh brakeroom.
Wozzit sumfink ai sed?
is it fwee?
or was it.. confis cake did?
*hed desk*
Kittehs: evil wrapped up in one cute little package.
Y cat crimes II?
omg – dis kitteh awlreedy dun ebryting in teh “Cat Crimes 1″ and nao on CC 2, and skeeming to go thru awl elebenty volumes!
plottin? noe hooman, ai r nawt plottin. ebreewun knos kittehs kant reed, ahm jus luukin atteh pixures.
Ohai BF! Hao ya doin?
Ohai! ahm reely gud, iz teh weekweekweekend! Sundai ai duz mai chorez an shawpin an tehn spendz teh affernoon wif mai mahm butt Caterdai iz mai reelaxin dai!
Yu lukkee fing! Ai is at wurk – pleh!
Ai needz sumwun tu hold mai paw. Mai Tammy went in fur teh sterilisation operation awn Tuesday an shees still at teh v-e-t. Aim goin dere tonite to pick hur up. At leest ai pray an hoap so. Ai reely hoap shees okay.
O noze! wai did shee haz tew bee dere sew long?
{{{Tammy an AC}}} ai hoaphoaphoap ebrefing iz otay an shee cahn com hoam.
Haow iz teh bebeh?
sorree hon, am gunna haz tew cawl itta nite butt ai iz still holdin onto ur floofy paw an sendin beamsbeams tew Tammy an u
(,,,)(,,,)
(in cayses u cuddent tel, doze spose tew bee hour paws hangin awn tew eech otter). Gud luck an ai hoap Tammy bee otay.
Fanks BF!!! (,,,)(,,,) {{{{{BF}}}}}
AMAZING BUUUUUUKKK!!!
:happy: or is it
I iz on Ur ICHC being a boor
NPT, 2K, NPT.
{{{LCB}}} I read bout ur Esme in the morning. My thoughts are with you
and Liam. She wuz a fighter. I has a proud knowing both of Uz.
BTW whut is NPT?