i kno u has big meeting
i kno u has big meeting but iz 2am, feed me
oar i will taek awt mah sekkrit weapon.
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Dis ketteh iz very demandins!
Yay, i iz nawt seccund!
conga rats guineafowlman dey awl bii dressed in dere finest frockz fur yoo..hab a drinkiez an injoy da show
Fankyuuu i haz a drinkie it iz der finyst prymiyum beer!
**rayzes glass in honner of Guineafowlman’s nawt-sekkund**
Cheez!
Yuss, an eggstrymly Qte, tu!
Hows u xpekt mee ta sleepz when i haz a hongree?
hongree kittehs be hypeh kittehs!
For shur:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC4eEuURH8c
nice pic moe
dis da rule in mai hous 2. hooman no sleep when kitteh hongree. or want da skratch. or lonlee. kitteh bery gud at purrin and likin and hed bonks.
an attakin toez an walkin awl obber yoo
omg u shud tri libbing wif mai kitteh, jack 4 a nite. MEROW! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOWOOW!!!! boutz EBBERY HOUR!
Dis iz y de kittehs sleppie in de carry-er in our howse. Dey kome up to meh at elebenty o’clock nd wanna be put too bed in de carry-er. Ebbybuddy sleepi gud!
yoo must bii master ub da kittehz..mine wuld nebber ebber allow dat
In Massachoosits, goggie sleeped in carryur, but kitteh nawt.
Wuz teh way lyf iz ‘pozed to be, I finkso!
in soviet russia,
U sleepz in carrier
Do NAWT want!
Mine duz nawt want tu be in carrier ebbur but can has oan bedrumez. We had dawg wen dey wur liddul so ai put dem in smawl bedrume tu fele saif
Den wun nawt liek tu be wif sistur so she moob tu uvvur room. can has npa wif us in daitiem but nawt kepez us awaik at nite “shairing” owr bed.
dis y my sleeps in a crate too….. but its a big goggie crate so she has lotsa roomies for hers to play in.
dude, ya gotta see what’s outside the window……
Wut izzit? A burd agin?
Few fingz importint to see at 2:00 inna moarnin wen I’m tryn to sleepz.
i nawt wake yoo up for byrd iza skwirll
git it momma git it
Laytur….
**rolls ober an goes bak to sleep**
’cause I wanna new toy!
Why? U nawt play wif teh wuns u has!
**grumblols abowt elebenty-millyun munnies spent awn nawt-played-wif toys**
welllllllllllll……maybehaps, but the sack is fabulolus.
Yah, dat an teh bocks it came in.
**frows Wal-Mart bag**
Heer, haz attit!
NAWT plastik bag foor da kitteh iz a chokin hazard!
Nawt the skwirll. Izza lonlee gurl kitteh frum nex door, hur wantz teh dayt naow. hurreehurreeHURREE!!elebentee!!
Typikal male…
If it wuz teh fyremans frum next door U nawt sez dat.
Ob coarse nawt!
Datz a whole ‘nuthur storee.
**still gettin warm**
just git up an kwit wynin iz nawt goin awai
Emerjensee! I kin see teh bottom of teh fud dish!
Iz a kitteh cat’sasstorfe!
At leest DIS kitteh nawt nom awn top of ur hed.
dis kitteh not try to lick yer eyeballz, eider.
Skratchee tong at 2 inna moarnin nawt gud ENNYWARE!
yet, the morning is young, and the kitteh is not patient.
In mine an Josie’s case, hur knew dat wuz teh onlee way hur cud wake me up.
I sleep lyk ded womin.
used to hab kitteh dat wud lik mai eye lids to wake me. dat wuz wierd.
Or chue on ur eers…
Or sticks butt inna faze.
wy hoomanz thinkin dey needz awl 5 hourz uf sleep..kitteh onli gitz 16 to 18 hourz a day
ummm how bout u go owtside adn catcha skwirrel me no want feed u… eether dat oar 4am… *rolls ober*
Ai is snifflin on yew and I doan lyke wut I smells, yew kud be berry ill. Pleese to be opening allah dat fud naow in kase yew expires later tonite.
Why DUZ kittehs sniff ur fayse?
wun uv mah kittehs playz wif ma earrings to be hearing dem go “tink, tink” togever.
kitthez sniff da fayse just tu bug yoo..they knowz it tikelz
mine wants to be sure dat i hazn’t eeten cheezburgerz taht iz nawt share with teh kittehs.
I haz seen dat look manii thymes!!!
ditto, however it was a coal-black kitteh with green eyes, and the view was a bit closer due to the kitteh teeth being inside MY NOSE!!
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it only took one time of yanking the kitteh by reflex to learn that one.
yo hasta be carefuls abowt wut yew allows intew yer nose, but yew knew dat
Do wii wanna kno why kitteh wuz up in ur nose?
that is how the little blighter would wake you up, by biting the end of yer nose and invariably one or more teeth ended up INSIDE a nostril.
u say that liek it’s a bad thing.
when it’s yer nostril…….? the answer is obvious…..ly painful.
I’m shure teh kitteh was just tryin to express hiz love for u.
Love hurts, u know?
this was the same little kitteh that would wait ’till you’re sittin’ onna floor, curl up in yer lap, look up at yeh luvvin’ like
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and let one out that would bleach yer jeans. That kitten cleared half the house.
LOL!!!!!
We had a dog liek that… and teh funneh thing was, he wud let one loose, and then luk at his arse liek, ‘wtf was taht???’
and I must know teh kitteh’s name Dan.
dunno why.. just has a curius.
the events occured 30 years ago…….memory fades.
Mai old goggie didz dat tew!
Wen she gotted reelly owld she cudnt controll hers peepee and she was sittin on mai Aunties laps (I dunt lieks dat Auntie) ands goggie pee’ed on Aunties neuw expeneeve dwess Hehe! Phunneh!
OT alert…i wuz just wunderin if enniwun had spoken tu LCB tuday? i hopin shii bii doin okay
*raises hand*
I spended teh hole day wif her. Because, well, I is her.
Ur sweet to axe. I is teh ok, really. The last several days were anxiety-ridden so it is a relief to know that Esme is ok now. I was a leaky-eyed mess yesterday before the fact but once it was over I was calm and felt as if a weight had been lifted from my shoulders.
I have had wonderful messages from all over Cheezland and teh whirled, and peeps has donated many moneys to our shelter fund. It shouldn’t surprise me but I am nonetheless grateful for everyone’s support. U guise is teh bestest.
{{{{LCB}}}}
{{{LCB}}}
Mumbai kitteh shelter goin tu getz donayshun in Esme’s memory suun
Thx, moe! That is teh wonderful. Peeps can honor Esme’s memory by donating to their favorite animlol charity. Donating your time or office supplies and other needed items to your local shelter would be teh super, too.
I had donayted towlols to sheltur befoar. Dey wuz berry appreshaitibs.
Does u think they would like some shamwows?
Woodin EBRYbuddy????
i will bii visiting my lokal shelter soon..aktually hubbi nawt allow mii tu go there kaus i awlwayz end up wif new kitteh,,but i will go in an donate an nawt luk at the kittehz
Riiight, wii belebs u will nawt look, oh yesh wii do.
I haz sayme problum.
Eberytyem I goes to PetSmart, I wanna bring a kitteh hoam!
i can bii 4kittymomma?
Shure, ifn I kin be elebentykittymomma.
okay yoo can haz elebentykittehs iffin yoo kan tawlk mine hubbi intu just 1 moor..no more after the new 1 just 1 moor little bitty kitty
{{{{{LCB}}}} *runz an hugz LCB* i soooo glad tu sii yoo! i’m glad yoo are doing okay. i have thought of you all day tuday, i hope all the cheez support and prayerz helped
For as much as it halps now, teh cheezluv halped me most during teh past year while Esme went through surgery and chemo. I always told here that peeps axed about her and sent her hugs and lubs and stuff.
i am kinda new soo i didn’t know, but yu an Esme are in my thoughts and prayerz..we will awl hold yur hand as long as you need it
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}} We lufz yu nd can has lekee eyez wif yu.:cry:
Thx, BFF!
Logan just wants in the baffroom at 2 AM. I dinnae understands it…he scratches the door to get in…
y teh baffroom? tew drinky frum teh toilet? yuckies… x(
not necessarily, de kitteh could be likkin the bathtub, or the faucet.
hoo bii in da bafroom at 2am?
actually, he liks the ivorie soap. dunno. He does like faucet too.
Katherine likkie likkie likk de soaps awl de tyme. I haz too hied it ore she getz zikk. Silli kitteh! Dews nawt matteh what kinda soap.
I haz seen that look last night!
**chayr danses to Nikklolbak**
**gets hed rush**
Oooohhhh…..
Yes, yu has meeting, but wat about MAI needs?
**bites tong**
Ohai, KK! I has missded u!
Yu gonna mess up yur dental wurk bitin da tong!!
Yur meeting is not relevent to mai needs!
So, wut be werse, wakin to dis kitteh fayse, oar wakin to ringin fone?
ringin fone!!
Hewwoo? Banana fone? wud I win?
Um…..a banana?
yoo have wun fabulous giftz and prizez!! a trip tu cheezland awn yur own dime or intertubez connection bill.which ebber appliez. the company uf wundermuz cheezfriendz at no additional charge and new and exsiting LOL’z at wat ebbertime they appear
Oh Hai!!! I ben Bizzy tuday!! I ben tu deh Airport and Pikkinged up nun uzzer dan Dame Janet Uv Cheezland!!! W00t!!! w00t!!! Janet b heer tu attend deh wedding uv a frend.
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Adn, I hadded a BIG sprize fur hur……..KITKAY!!! Yes, Kitkay, Janet adn Cweenmj tugezzer!!! Wii had lotz uv deh funz and tawkked adn tawkked adn tawkked.
oooh that iz a wundermus day!! i haz a big ol happi fur yoo and Janet!
It wuz like meeting a long lost sister!! Wii hadded a gud lunch uv Chikken Fryed Stakez adn tawkked adn tawkked. Den wii wented tu deh Botaniklol Gardenz and lukkinged a deh flowerz and plantz adn tawkked adn tawkked. Dem wii cameded tu deh liddlol howse on weelz and tawkked adn tawkked. Fiynlolee, I tookinged Kit kay bak tu hur car at deh airport, adn Janet bak tu hur motel. It wuz deh bestest day!!!
yummm chiken fried steak…oopz i haz a hungri
**powts**
I wanna meet Cheezpeeps….
hey i ownly libez a few milez away..wii shuld open da central KY chapter of cheezpeepz!
Yay! Happeenes ! fur cheezmeet wif Janet nd kitkay.
YESH, berry mush phun! Purrfekt in ebbery way! I beez berry fankfull taht teh queen ob teh land fotted ’bout teh liddlol kitkay so wii cudd awl gits 2 gebber wiff teh Dame Janet! I beez fankfull dat ai wuz well on dat day—stoopy loopy knot too bad (juss much resting aferwerd)…it wuz a luckky thyme. Janet and mj know ebberfing ’bout cheezpeepz,!
I donut gits 2 travlol mush, but iff yoo is going 2 bee in OK, PLEEZ rite an lets mii know, ai wood luff 2 meet yoo!
de Kitteh is suxing the bref owtta yew, TTFN
My cat does the same, but if I refuse, he used THE CLAW!
i must agree wif teh kitteh. hoo duznt eet at 2 in teh mornin???!!!!
kthnxbai
llots o’ lolcat luv,
LolCat-Luber
YES!
THIS PICTURE IS AWSOME!
also, non-webz talk ftw.
wish mi kitteh be dat calm. . . she lik doin ‘robiks on me at 4 in moarnin.
wif claws. . . . *crie*
cats are so creepy
omg, i thought i wuz home in da bed! i LUV dis one! Hey, iz dis “passwurd” kitteh?
Scuse me, I has the munchies… fee meh nao
this is what you get when 13 year old girls try to type like a cat talking….
amazing
im gonna try this face :banghead:
nope didnt wurk….