kitteh heers your cries for help n kitteh is indifferent to them
i do nawt care abowt ur sufferin.
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so him duz nuffin `bowt it
conga catshu layshuns awn ur nawt-sekkund, whut uh weerd tyme uv dai foar teh lol!
Iz ownlee 5 minnits laet dis tiem. Dey had prollems erlyer so day has skwished teh hole daiz lols in 4 owerz!
Ah heers you screemin, but ah dun cares.
akshully I think I will bringz a camra take your piktoor
upload it on lolpinkmonkee.com and give a misspelled capshun
and den I will has deh last laff.
Ohai
Sowwee to braek into teh thwed, but iffin yew wud liek to sai bai to ower Esme, or leev a messij for LCB, heer is sumfink teh Big Cheezes has dun.
Here is teh linkie to teh post:
ichcnews.wordpress.com/2009/03/06/in-memory-of-esme/
Kthxbaieyezleekingagen
‘Kawz hii haz a dinnur dayt. Obvy.
gib me cheezburgurs an we’ll tawlk…
naow, abowt mai gushyfuds…….
i noes u do not meen it, kitteh, udderwyze wher u be gettin gushifuds nd noms, hmmmm?
OMG, that looks so much like my cat, Cindy!
Ai’s awn yur bybuls, akseptin yur prayses
all hail deh grate god kitteh
axulee, dis luks lyk hyoomin am wurshiping kitteh, wich as we awl noe, is as it SHOOD be……
BOW BEFOUR TEH MITEE KITTEH!!!!
wut? noe? well, den AWF wif yur Hed!!
Okay, den.
I nawt been yoosin it ennyway….
Bow before me son of Jar-Ell
Dan, code M.
??????
.
Capt. Clueless, at yer service.
It iz cheez speek foar: “U HAS MESSIDJ, GOOFBAWL!”
ah……….scuse meh *slinks off to check messages*
U haz teh messij inna bottlol Oar teh emaiow. Ai furgettud which.
Aack! Police eerwurm!
“”Sendin owt an SOS..
U iz Captain?
I thot of u moar az Lootenint.
kitteh just wantz tu know wen yuz gonna git up an feed him
Rorshach-kitteh heerz teh ppl cry out “Saev us” and whispurrs “No”
Ohai, TC!
Howz ur brood?
Tonya snd Spooky are learning to get along, finally…the Spooklets are doing well, but my crazy-old-lady-kitteh, Shadow has gone on ahead of us all…she took sick very suddenly and i had to have her put down …and even now after two weeks, i still can’t really even begin to wrap my mind around her not being there…funny thing is that i am still finding all of the treat pouches and catnip bags that she stole and then gutted open like prey everytime i do housework, and when i get any take-out involving french fries, it is now Butterscotch and Rudie attempting to snatch fries out of the bag, my hand or my mouth or to beg for ice-cream
Aw, I’m sorry foar ur loss.
{{{Crapture}}}
It sucketh much, doan it?
completely sucks, but my other kittehs seem to be doing their parts, for good or bad, to revive some of Shadow’s moar unique behaviors…Rudie will often stop meowing and switch to making little creaky whispers, she and Butterscotch as i mentioned above have now taken over the role of French-fry snatching, Ice-cream begging, cereal-bowl tipping catnip fiends and Spooky has revived Shadow’s somewhat moar annoying habit of peeing on any piece of paper she happens to find lying flat on the floor and any other inconvenient corner she can
Ohhh {{{TC}}} Anuver persun losted der bebbeh. What a sad week.
Your other kittehs are just tryin to take Shadow’s plais and nawt want u
to be sad. Dey missing her too.
{{{{{Shadow}}}}}
{{{TC}}} I am sorry for your loss
oh, sawree, TC, dat yur Shadoe wented obber teh bridge….
{{{{TC and Shadow}}} i haz a big sorri fur yoo, i knowz how bad it hurtz
{{{{{crapture}}}}} i am sorry to heer yoo haz loozed yor shadow-kitteh. iz hard to get yoosed to, for a long time after my tiger-kitteh suddenly wented ober teh bridj (almost 4 yeerz now) i keepd finking i herd him bumping himself aginst teh bak door wanting to com in… i bleev in a way tehy iz still wif us eben if we kant be seeing tehm.
So sowry for ur loss.
{{{{{TC}}}}}
tankz, ebberywun
{{{{{{{{{The Crapture}}}}}}}}}
I so sorry.
Is always hard to lose a lubbed Kitteh.
Sownds liek the tinee wuns be pikkin up her Mantle and carryin awn in her memory.
Bless you all.
Au has an Mpathee for U!. {{{{TC}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{TC}}}}}}}}}}
Frenz, I has howse to myself foar a whiel.
PARTY AT RED’S!
weeeehooooo!! parti at RED’Z!!! i’ll bring da little kingz an wyne koolerz
Kin u pik up moar Mudslydes? I’m gonna run owt soon.
**whispurrs to 3km** I prolly gonna go to werk 2morrow wif hangober. Oh wayle…
Butt butt it ar Caturday tommoroz
I kno, butt I prolly gonna go in2 werk still.
….wheels in a bar trollee full ob sordid bebberijes…..
Cinzano. Martoonie, Vodka,Gin….eeep O.O drank that this eebnin…Wine,
Brandy, JD, Bitter,Lager,…… Skloe gin from teh vintij elebentee sebben…
nawt tu worriz iffin yoo must wurk Caturday iz expekted tu bii hungober
Oh, gud!
**sighs of releef**
No werk today, my job has gone away
….bowy lebentee yeers ago
I nawt wanna complayne abowt my werks. I has had ALOT werse!
Pluz, I gotta keep it, at leest until teh hole win-teh-lottrey fing pans owt.
Gotta go put clothes in teh dryur….whiel I’m still ablol.
TOGA TOGA TOGA………………
Plz to make shur u iz warin ur floofy green nikkurs unnerneeth, tho!
But ob course!!
Nice girls nebber leeve hoam without them
….although dey mite nawt make it bak hoam WIF dem!
**heds to NB**
*snerk* *twisted*
Tidmum be awn fire tonight O.O ….
of course not…..they may need something to clean thier glasses with.
Oar dere pyooter skreens….
**luuks foar sumfin to wipe awf monitor wif**
ya know the glare reducing screens ya can get?, well….they can double as splort-armor for the ‘puter.
I finkso I need wun foar my lappytop.
Nawt remember bein offurd dat opshun.
Dan, u doo meen eyeglasses, rite?
I hoap nawt has to kleen drinkin glasses. Pleh.
I wud has to go to diffrent astab….istab….playse.
I could’ve said spectakles, but that would’ve opened a WHOLE nudder can o’ worms.
Yah, wud prolly be spektikklol wen u pull ur drawurs outta ur purse to kleen ur glasses wif.
Can ob Wurmz!! U bringed teh treets fur meh Dan?
I finkso him duz keep can openur in himz pokkit.
Oar so I has herd.
Is dat a can opener in his pokkit?…….
…oar iz hims happy to see us?
well, there do be can openers on both multi-tools on my belt. and a bottle opener in my belt-pack
.
I’ve been called into the artists hallway (usually a verboten, none-shall-pass area) to utilize said tools.
now, that was completely innocent, no double ententres, puns, or obscure meanings. it’s just that my tool-loadout is known to the production staff. and I have to wear this electronic leash….so it’s easier to “Call Dan”.
Uh-huh.
I finkso teh Mudslydes is kikkin in, cuz I’m warm.
**Starts hummin “Iz gettin hawt in heer”**
stop it………..STOP IT RIGHT NOW, that is entirely too evil.
.
where is that kiddo from last week, this is a perfect example of sneeky-evil.
and if you do it again……..I’m mailing one of the deflated Elmo balloons captured from the ceiling.
**innosent luuk**
Wut?
I dubblol-goggie dare ya. :wicked:
I KNEW it!
Ai aern’t shore dat free toga’s wud be enuff – it’s nawt berry hawt tonite!
troo dat Annipuss.
I has heetin awn full blast an floofy sox an jumper
Foar teh momint, iz NAWT cold in KY!
Wii gotted to 64 *F today. Wuz nyse. A littlol bit windee, but iz NAWT freezin!
sum sunnyshine an bloosky erlier today, tehn that dang windchill snuk up.
I has chilly bits an pieces
yes we is gonna beez in deh 50′s on deh weekend
*dans dans*
Iz sad wen wii iz happee to has 50 degrees, ain’t it?
it ar sad, but I will take whut I gets
besides I remembers dose dayz when
we wuz colder den Siberia
*shudderz*
Me too, 2_k.
I’m still finkin of moovin to teh Carry-bein. Wanna go wif me?
where do I sign up?
shure!
Wuz teh sebentee heer todai.
Butt iz sposed tu snoes caturdai. 
But teh haws has walls anna ruf. dem are gunna wrap it inna blankee tunite so teh snoes nawt maek it cowld. (dem wantz tu be abul tu wurks insied if iz pleh next week.)
WOW! Dat’s alotta werk dun alreddy?
Wen iz teh howse-swarmin partee?
Plz to be keepin teh snoes wif u!
kthxbai
Ai gatw mai lektrikery bill – no moer heetin fur me! Ai is sitting in teh dark wiv elebenty swetters awn!
Mai gas bill fur teh lass kwarter wuz az mutsh as it yooshullee iz fur teh hole yeer!
Waz moar liek a Willyum dan a Bill
**snerks**
Gud wun, Anni!
I wa still in credit awn teh Gas, but teh lektrk…..On top ob mai munflee
extortion, I had to pay anuvver 250 quid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai pai bai direkt debbit – Ai aer noaw ober 300 kwids in dett!
me too!
I aint eeven finkin bowt mai negst wun.
Maybee i’ll have to sell a kid to pay for it?…..
Nah. I’d have to poay teh Gas cumpnee to take mine away LOL
Owr lektrik bill wuz bad last munf.
Dis munf iz less tahn haff. Mahm wuz teh happy(ur).
i wud lyke tu know how mine lektrik bill waz da highest ebber an i NAWT hab lektrik fu a whole week!
Yoo sown lyk my mahm.
Ai’m goin 2 curl up in mai bed wiv 2 hotwadderboddlez.
Gnite awl, g’nite!
Hazza cozee sleeps, anni!
Yah! Wut ^ hur sed.
‘Nite, Anni!
Sweet dreems!
I wud wish u warm dreems, but dat sownz funnee.
oooohooohooo, I GOTTA remember that one, luvvet.
um, rhsb? Ai brotted sum uv mai frenz, Ai hopes yu donut mind….
c’mon boiz, partee at Red’s…..
VRROOOOOOM! PATAYTA, PATAYTA, PATAYTA (dat be teh sown a Harley makes, yu noe)
awl teh biker kittehs rides up awn Red’s lawn…..hey kwit P’n in hur flours….
oops sawree, sum uv dem gets a liddlol unrulee…..but tehy awl rilly nize, trust me (grins debbilishleee)
Biker guies? Kewl!
Who wants to be teh nawt-sekkund to halp me foarget dis week? **ebil grin**
ya’ll are sooo gonna git Red grounded
Dat’s okay, I wuz plannin to run away from hoam soon ennyway…
Funny, I look at this and think the kitty is being worshiped as he deserves.
And I’m sorry about the lack of lolspeak, I’m afraid that I’m very bad at it and my cats (3 of them) look at me funny when I try it.
Dat’s okay u nawt yoose lolspeek.
Butt…..donut teh kittehs luuk at u funny ennyway? Moast kittehs luuk at hoomins funny.
Iz lyk dey finks wii iz dere to serve dem oar sumfin.
oh yesh, my kittehs luk at me funny all teh time anyway
They don’t look at me funny when I’m feeding them or handing out the catnip.
tahts okay, teh lolspeek iz opshunal!
regulolar speek iz gud too, but reely tehr iz no rong way to lolspeek 
(i agreez wif yoo abowt teh pikshur, teh hoomin iz bowing hisself down before hiz almitey oberlord)
I foar wun, welkome owr fuzzy oberlords.
yur kittehz can reed da puter screen?
one puts abilities past thier kittehs at ones own peril.
mine bengle layz own bak uf kouch an wathces da LOL’z..shii iz plotting an planning mine demise i know. da ownly thing saved mii so far iz i’m da wun dat bringz home da gushifudz
Soooo. how iz Pookie? Reddy to relokayte to noo howse?
uuuuuh mine Pookie iz a nawt heer rite now hii uuuh went tu visit his aunt or a friend or sumthing yeah thatz it himz awn baycation
do nawt bii driving bye mine house an luking awn da porch
Front oar bak?
uuuummm hii nebber ebber layz in da sun awn da front porch
mostly kaus dere iz no sun in KY in da winter
They figured out that if the hold down keys the computer with either make an odd noise or letters will zip across the screen.
Gray Tukkz Kitteh iz
disstrakkted bye intreegeeng
Shynee Deevyssez
Gray Tukkz Kitteh nawt
knoez wutz Shynee Deevyssez
arz, but hurz wantz dem!
Gray Tukkz Kitteh heerz
straynjj sowndz cloass~bye. Wunndurrz wutz
awn Erff dayz coodz be?
Jack.
oooh, shynee devises!
Jazz hans
iz not relevant to mi interests
lolz!
Speekin of dreems, I did has nyse wun last nite.
I wuz habbin HYOOJ grodj sale an dere wuz lotsa peeplol dere. Suddenlee, sumfin cawt my eie. It wuz teh objek ot my affeckshun (oar iz dat afflikshun?). I went up to him, hugged him an den grabbed himz hand an tuuk him upstayres.
Now, a fren of mien sed it cud meen I has to get rid of sum “stuff” befoar I iz reddy foar teh gui. Mebbe. Iz gud interpritayshun, I finkso.
uuummm yoo nawt hav enni old baggage layin around du yoo red?
I wuz plannin awn goin froo awl teh stuffs in my storidj bildin dis yeer.
Gurl, I been marryed 2 tiems! Baggidj? Yah, I prolly gots sum……BUTT, I am werkin awn gettin rid of it. **puffs owt chest wif a prowd**
Bak inna minnit….
**sneeks bak owtside to rok**
tuu bad i haz a hole head full i wuz gonna givez yu
No fanks. Gots enuf of my own.
Butt (hee, hee) ai finks dat iffen yus two were switching yer bags wif each overs, day wood be easier ta carry on. Eberybody noes otter peeps baggage bees liter dan yores.
In myoosik noos: Teh cd entitloled “Easy Does It” by Jake Owen (country) iz gud.
Hiz noo singlol from it iz “Don’t Think I Can’t Love You”.
Also, I rekkomend “Eight Second Ride”.
fat kitteh, 2 layzee to halp!
What do I look like? Lassie?
Sociopathetic kitteh will feel better if you’d cease your cries fer halp.
I have a cat excatlly the same I found my cat at chevy dealer ship un der a car so I took her home and she is so adorable I love her. Her name is muffin