I can has dis sammich?
nd i dont want a invisible sammich.
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lukks berry tastee an nootrishus
hai annipuss! tawp awf da brayde! ai bringz a blu an silber ribben foar yore hare, wif spanglols an shaineh devaisses… dere.. luk lubbly! naow we can haz da sham pain ai broted *POPPP glugglugglugg CLINK* Cherez! happi caterdaye!
Thx S_S! Happi Caturdai 2 ebbriwun. Teh silber matchis mai hares!
ooo prittiez! shaineh silber hares wif ribbin!
ohai, anni — adn conga ratz furr teh kwik nawt-sekkind! yuu en mii haz a freeway ty wif teh sopranosmurf. waht nomz ah-peel too yu? hao ‘baot teh dansies?
Thx, cc. Nawt lawng sins breffuss, so juss a cup uv cawfee fur me an den Ai aer goin owt.
ai’ll slip sum lurvly hoam-baykt muffumz inn too yur kipchin. *cc hichhykz akrost ‘murica adn swimz frum noo yawk too teh tti. tippytoez inn too anni’z kipchin adn spredz teh lurvly muffumz onna nais playte.* (muffumx nawt haz *to* mutch uv teh sawltwotter flayvur…)
Thx cc – teh shoppin taeked mutsh lawnger dan yooshuel `coz dere waz rode werks an traffik wuz deelaid, Den wen Ai caem hoem Ai wuz berry hongry an Ai finded sum nomalishus muffinz! (dey was a bit damp tho….)
ick ai dun eet dat, ar fud kumz fum Mawmz an myn kawst 2 tymz wut Kitty Rou’ eets kuz Mawmz lumee bests Hah!
Ohai Mrrphh, Ai fink u aer berry wize! Dat fud iz nawt berry gud fur kittehz. Wat ur Mawmz gibs u iz mutsh bedder 4 u!
Ohai Mrrphh! Ai has bin missin ewe – hao ewe and Kitty Rou’ dewin?
Pleze take the onions off the sammich, they will give me a nemia.
ANNIPUSS n cohortz…Is dis aCyberMycrowayv????? (drool)
nooo kitteh– dose lelectronz b baadz 4 yu!
ohai soprano_smurf! aifinkso wii nawt knoeing eech udder yet — butt (hee-haw!) ai’z furry, furry happeetaylz tu meat chew! hao lurvlee taht yu brawtinged teh chapm… shampa… uh, bubblolz to sillybrayt annipuss’s tawp uv brayde! btw, iz yu beeing teh nu heer?
hai calicocoa! nawt all togevvar nu, butt (uuups) ai hazznt ben chattering lotz re sently. iz berriberri happy furry tailz tu meetingz yu awlso! lettuce hav bubblols adn dansies foar caturdaze!
aaaooooowwwww *yesh*! bubblols adn dansies! ai lurbz teh caturday, adn teh caturday sillybrayshuns bii *ekstra* speshul. mennee fankx foar teh lurvleebubblolz, teh frolikkee dansiez, adn awl teh gud wishiez. willz yu haveing teh bloo naim sune, so wii ken “frend” yu?
*gigglolgigglol* ai reedid cweenmjs splanayshun bout da bloo naym butt (ooopz! squzemeh giggLOL!) did naewwt udnerstanz it …. (ai du teh gud dawts tho) … wil trai agenn wen ai feelz clebbir.. sum cheezfrenz haz foundid meh wifoutz da bloo naym tu. mis- – myth — strandg….
ai must dans awf tu workz naow. wuz happytayle dansing wif yu!!! bai bai ebbery wun!!!
Ohai, soprano_smurf!
Ai hoep u will bee luckey wif teh bloo naym neggst tyme – twuz teh cween’z splanayshun taht helped meh tu wif it!
Adn welkum bak to cheezland!
I sending u sum halp in deh emayoz, soprano_smurf!! Oar mebbe it b moar kunfushunz….. sumtimez I not shur….oooo……dots……
ai ha teh *beeg* hongree!
(duh, dat’s “haz”)
but… dere beez noe mete in et.
Ai fink teh fowldid up stuff iz sum kynd uv prossest meet – prolly “re-formed chikkin”
wunder wut teh chikun wuz laik befoar teh reeform skule?
Turkey aifinkso
teh chicken wuz a turkey?? AI iz calling Fowl!
witch fowl iz u kawlling??? adn wut r u kawling it??
ooo… dat luks a veree nomable samwich! ai can haz it? sumwun else can haz da tomahtoes tho – ai nawt lykes dem much!
Ai will eetz deh maters, AllyBally. Yoo and kitteh can have rest ub sammich.
Den we can gets ‘nuther won for me, on hole-weet bred.
Happy Caturday evereebuddy.
Kan ewe fynd teh Goggies?
http://www.flowgo.com/funny/2074_can-you-find-the-dogs.html?ref=email
Goggiez??? I din’t see no goggeez!!! I will haz tu luk agin. Mebbee LCB kud finding deh goggeez.
nope – noe goggis
*runs back tu look for goggies agin*
Ai muss be gettin owld – Ai cud see 2 goggiez….
I saw them, too. Eventually… Heh.
Ai founded de goggies–butt (heehee) ai no wanna look for dem.
Ohmai !! WANT !!
I agree with comment #6.
Ah’d lik wun of dem sammiches too.
I want dis sammich, anna wannit DIS size!
ohai dan — yu deezurvz teh *beeg* sammich, wif awl teh hard wurk yew dew. hav sum bubblolz wif teh sammich. happytayl caturdai!
Oh Hai Dan!!! I hadded a cheezmeet wif Janet adn Kitkay yesterday.
Wuz ur eerz burning?? Janet askinged wair u b libbing, adn suggested wii go seeing u!!! But wii just didn’t haz kwite enuff timez. 
She b heer in OKC fur a frenz wedding tuday. Den she b going home tu Misheegun tumorrow. Janet b just az wunnerful in purrson az shii b online!!
Noes, noes kitteh! You gots it all wrong! You are tryin to get teh cheezburger… Take 2!!
i is still noo hewr, but maybee sumdai I can has a cheezemeet, it sownds cool. mayaabee at LL Been liek sumwon sayed. happy caturday!
an can sumwons tael me whut da “googies” be? pllllllleeeeaaaze!
Ohai Paws!
Nays tu meet u! *shakes orinj floofeh paw*
Goggies ar lolspeak for doggies
Googies or goggies are dogs.
Well done Nennepuss. Yu beet mee tu eet.
Gud afternuun Africat!!
Hao ar u tuday? ar ur studints behabing demselbs?
Ohai dere. Aiz finez fankee an yu? Studens nawt tuu bad akshoealee. Hao is lublee Norway today?
not so lubbleh – is just raound 0 celcius and snoeing… ai has de snifflols an ay snees so hard dat u probableh hab hurded me awl de way to Jeddah!
Butt (snickr) ai has tee an radio an de intertubes – so nawt so bad akshully!
Hao is yur operated kitteh? she hoam froam de vets? an de tineh nubee? she still eeting liek deres no tumorrow?!?
It took me a year tu get Buster tu understand dat him wud git feeded ebbry day…
God willing aim goin tu pick up teh operated wun tonite. Teh leedle wun maks dis funny liddle skweek noize jus afore she starts eetin. Ai awlmoas splort ebbery thyme. She has started eetin a liddle mor cibilized nao.
nao – u must reememburr to put oan ur CHRG wdoi AND ur gogglos befoar u feeds hur… Is far to jeddah wif de CCC!
Hai everywun! Haow is Caturday goin fur you guys?
Hey ai also has anutter kweshtun… haow does you sez mom or rat in lolspeak?
Oh Hai, linin!! I b habbing a gud caturday…. I goez tu grandsunz birfday party dis afternoon!!
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U kin saying werdz ennee wae u b liking, but lotza peepz say Momcat oar mawm fur deyr mom adn I finkso just rat fur rat.
Ohai!
raydioh, tee an ICHC – gud caturday fankies!!!
hmm – ai fink ai usulleh jus wrayt mum an rat! guess u cud say mohm or mahm – as for rats – we jus cawl dem rodints
Ohai, frenz, and happee (albeit rainY here) Caturday. Las’ night was first time in long tiem it be warm enuff at night to be out and about. So, zillions of collidge kids were walking ‘roun mai nayboarhud, carrying on and keeping e to awake. I haz a grumpy. NE of calicocoa’s saltwater muffoons left?
*luks around hopefully*
Ai not has ani ub calicocoa’s muffins, but Ai haz deh Irish Soda Bred Muffins frum de e-mayo rest-a-peace. Ai meded dese wid lots ub currents; electrifrying gud.
Yoo can haz farmhowse budder oar clotted creem and alsew hot tee wid dem.
Ew curse dose collidge kids!! Ai bet u are grumpee. *Poars Q a nice cup of coffee and finds saltwater muffoons, whatever those may be*
Oh its nawt rainy heer, its 60 degreez and sunny. Happy Caturday to yew too!
Dey aer sum muffoons (muffins) dat calicocoa swam ober teh Atlantik frum `Merika to Lundun fur mai lunsh! – Dey gotted a bit damp frum teh see wadder!
dis is si funnist
mes amost pee self
Iz so hungry :3 sumone plz feed meh!
Ai lub teh way dis kitteh be poyntin at teh sammich on teh pyooter screen. And teh luk on hims fayse.
Sammich go WAAARE ?
U cud leeve owt teh t’maters, tho.
Kitteh can’t enjoy his sandwich.
not as gud as a cheezburger… but not half bad.
iz vegetarien, and iz wunt my tufooo grillz. thx.