My only drinking problem… …is that my head doesn’t fit in this glass.
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drinkees awl arown!
Ai’l drink 2 dat! Congrats, jk2k!
fanks! luuks liek wii haz a ty, shal wii goe awf tew teh tybootik?
Yep, u, Angel Plume an me can go 2 teh tye booteek an fyned ower fabtit drink
Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug…
aifink ai wil hab tew chews sumfing ai can hab laytr, hab tew goe an teech heer pretti suun…nawt sew gud foar teechur tew be tipsee!
Thankii kyndlii. Butt (hee hee!) Ai kneads a biggur glas ai finkso.
Myne iz payin fur teh drink
Need a biggr cup, arrrggh
Der glass iz half-empty AND tu smawl.
Adn hoo needz awl dat ice – freezin mai tong
Ay, mi hartii!
Jus Uze ur layzur aies tu meltify teh glass kitteh. Den U can reech teh drinkz.
Kitteh’s problem, sez Neo, iz dat der iz noe spoon.
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*pownces on der troll and gnaws its shoelaces off*
Ai nawt wareing shuus. Dem iz mai toe hairz U iz nomming.
Ew ew pleh!
Aifink mebbe itz tym tu rangul dis wun intu a cayj in teh Safareh Park?
No fank U. Ai haz teh niec pile uf leefs inna swamp behine the Splort recubbury ward.
Ai see – so ur probiding a serbis fur teh peeps recubberin frum teh splorts, hoo need sumfin nawt-kyoot tu luk at. Hmmm, inneresting konsept.
Ai suppoz dats OK as long as ur nawt tu skaree.
ai awlso hedbatz fings fur teh rodintz whut needz halps wif dat.
AP – Himz teh rezidint “bownsur” I finkso.
yoo meen liek bownsee bawll??
Sorta/kinda.
Himz teh “mussle” an will frow u owt of teh establishmint wen nesessaree.
oooohhhh….sew den iz /yoo/ hoo endz upp bownsink arownd?
Can ai haz no-alkohawl??? Fanks
Awl drinks heer aer juss howebber u want dem. Iffn u want no alkohawl, dats OK iffn u do want alkohawl dats OK 2, but it nebber maeks u drunk oar gibs u a hangober!
But it DO maeks yu silleh!
Ifinkso sum uv uz duzn’t need deh IRL alkeehawl aor deh Cheezland alkeehawl tu b deh silleh…… I won’t menshun ennee namez… …oooo…..dotz….
Iz troo. Bein silleh am a dood fing.
der wimmens git silleh too
Hay! I rezemblol dat remak.
ohai rhsb..did yu gitted an anser tu yur emaoyo?
Nawt yet.
I figgered it wud be a whiel befoar I wud heer frum him.
i haz an exsited an nerbus fur yu
Fanks.
I iz moar nerbis den ennyfing. I even thot abowt tryin to re-kawl teh messidj!
I’m tryin to nawt pasepasepase but payshunts iz NAWT my strong soot.
i haz happi thotz fur yuz
I wish I wuz calmer!
I has luuked at dat emayo in my “Sent” items elebenty bazillion tymes!
I’ve re-written it in my head elebenty bazillion tymes too.
uuuuw i hate i wen i du that!! dont over think it yull drive
yurself nutz…why iz da kitti litter add ober mine typi space
* Handz teh rhsb teh bottlol uf tekillya rose *
Heer haz summa dis will halps seddlol ur nurv.
You has dat problem too?
It dribes me teh CRAZEE!
Fanks, WRr!
**upends bottlol an begins chuggin**
U has an emay, btw.
Okai, iz bak atchoo!
Ain’y Cheezlan da best?
*Porez linin a nice kewl fizzy wadder. (Dat b wut wii kawl deh Perrier.)
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I lefting u link tu deh song on deh prebiuz LOL.
*Chugs drink down in split second*
Fanks, cweenmj! Ai’ll be lookin at teh song and memirizing it.
hiya, kween!
kitkay righted yoo an e-mayo!!!
*brings moar bubbloly waddr*
yoo lykes das Gerololsteiner Wasser? es ist gut!
It awlso looks lyk that iz his sekkund shawt!
Fine. Nawt drinkee problim.
Nao, about wate problim . . .
Nawt fat!!! Flooefeh!!!
Big boenz 2!
under tall
Basemint cat gets berry firsty, cuz it get hawt ware him libs.
LOL
Elebenty burgers fur yu!
Fang Q! Iz berry hongree.
he turns into a beast wit teh alkehol
ez a half traul mob bauss wif ony wun ai (stertad awt as ebil henchkitteh)
i feel ya kitteh..sumdayz i want tu jump in da glass
Mah drinking problem: Two pawzes, one mouf, lak of opozabl thumz
Will haf to praktis wif dat straw….
If teh oshun wuz whiskee adn I wuz a duk….
I’d dive tu de bottom adn dwink mai wai up.
‘pologees to Tex Ritter
Sillee kitteh … you mus giv ordurs for you hoomin slayves to bai biggur glassis!
Demon Kitteh iz firsty.
Mai Knockout lyked tu trai tu drink owt of mai glass.
Wyl I wuz drinking owt of it!
Mai kitteh drinks frum a bottle! He still does!
heer, kitteh, mr. kumo happycat haz a sugjestion: yoo dipping yor paw into teh glass, tehn can be likking teh tasty drink off yor paw!! (kumo duz dis all teh time wif teh liddle bit ob milk lefted in my boi’z glass at dinner)
oooorrrr just flip da glass over lik mine Pookie duz..teeched mii tu nebber leevz glasses sitting around
Mai kittehs be fassinayted wiff teh isekubes. Iffn yu leeves a drinkee owt wiff kubes, it wil deaf-fin-ate-lee git spillified.
straws, fur mai Trick… altho if no straw, or he loozis it, he plays wif whateber in it until him tips it.
i just haz a happi dat Pook qwit flippin ober da beer bottlez..dat wuz awlwayz fun
Yis, mai prebyus kitteh wud du . tuk a lawng tiem b4 ai new wy wuz sand ina botum ub mai glas.
Looks like one of the villains from Swat Kats.
Dark Kat is a mean drunk!
Jyenoarmuss flooffee
Midnyte Kitteh habz ieez 2
beeg 4 himz tummeh
Jyenoarmuss flooffee
Midnyte Kitteh awllso habz
hedd 2 beeg 4 glass
Jyenoaemuss flooffee
Midnyte Kitteh willz figgyurr
owtz dat himz needz boal!
Jack.
Oh, Jack that wuz mawvulous!!!! <3
Unnforchunatelee, teh glazz iz haff-emptee!!
ruh roehz!! lukkz liek teh serber iz borkink upp!
Mean drunk kitteh losted himz lef I n a barfite n KC.
I has black kat hoos always drinkin lil bits ov leftover wine when she thinkz we be not lookin… She lookz around, dips her pawzie in, likz it off… She doze this 10, maybee even twenty tiems, iz -sooo- funneh… she thinks we no knoe about it, but we finks shez an alcoholic…
I kan speek LOLcat? Still new at this spellin stuffz
Professor Moody Cat seas wat u did thar.
man he wants some water