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I SAW HIM!
N u can trust teh kitteh. *wink, nudge*
First!
o hai ebberybuddeh!!!
Ai iz riting yoo frum OK, ware mii and teh cween an JanCan R sittin in hurr travelin hoam! Wii eted wunnerfull lolkal quizeen (chiggen fryed stake) an winted 2 teh Krystal Briddge botanikal gardin. It wuz phun!!! JanCan is kleening hurr woond an i beez knot looking. Qween is gibbin’ advice and hand-surgery war storreez (DONUT WANT!!!) mj’s hubbeh iz hear, 2.
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NE hoo, ai’s gotta gits bakk 2 teh airyport an dribbe hoam 2 let my goggie out..hymn’s a blak babbeh Dane, an hii an teh orrany-kitteh “git N 2 it, lyke teh 2 hear…wii’z tawlking agin…Cheezmeet iz teh phun. I hazza happeh!
Yer fren,
kitkay
Congrats, Alicat, u an Ferris haz a tye!
That’s what she said.
Marm iz armd an danjuruss, tu!
Guilty!
Wuzn’t me – onnist!
O, Ai bleevs u, annipuss. Is alwais teh goggie!
Dat’s wat Ai thort – alwais teh goggie, nebber teh deer liddle innersent kitteh!
wuz tew, coz ai dinnt dew it!
ho-kay, wun more time: (todays burfday party got losted in teh DID Zone on teh last thred, an now a noo LOL iz up so no wun will seeing the ovver wun anyway. *sigh* will un-link teh linkie, mebbee iz kursed becawz i tried to putting in a linkie)
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teh burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! inklooding Tiffi!! an today iz also being teh very speshul burfday ob teh Nite Watchman. yoo kan reeding all abowt him heer:
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/teh-nite-watchman/ (plz to copy-an-payst)
to honoring teh Nite Watchman’s burfday, plz to be hugging teh peeplez an kittehs (goggiez too, if yoo haz tehm) yoo luvs.
burfday fairy haz bringed tasty fudjy hammaed burfday caeks, iskreem in yor favrit flavrs, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags maded by teh happy trolz at teh facktree filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up in elebenty colors wen tehy bownse, ittybitty photo albums for putting photos ob yor favrit peeplez an aminlols in, kandeez, an sparkly kitteh stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Hugs to ebbreewun an spechully tu cweenmj, Nite Watchman’s mom, an lolcatburglar, whose Esme juz went toda bridj an iz nau wit de Nite Watchman.
*hed spins from appearance of yet anotter out of schedule lol*
Tehy is messing wif physicks here! Too many lols at once!
Dey aer tryin to gib us ower daylee lols! Dere waz nuffin awl dai til teh 8 am cheeztiem wun, so dey aer catshin up.
oh Cheezes in Seattle
gibs todai our daily lols
so dat we can forgetz our worries
and lol as we does boring wurk
frum our desks
anom
An delibber us from RL
Foargibs us foar owr misspellinks
As wii foargibbs dose who duz teh misspellinks.
and leed us not into temptashun… hau wate. is that rite?
just get rid of deh not, den it is fine
I nawt need to be led in2 temptayshunz…
I kin find dem awl awn my own, fankyooberrymutsh!
Ai can risist ennifin `sept temtayshun!
Oscar Wilde ref FTW!!
OOOOOer Missus
**luks askanse at TidmumtehHazelabyoosinhoomin**
Lyk U nawt dat way too!
wot dus a skanse luk lyk, zaklee?
Iz wunna dem fings U nose when U sees wun. but U nawt can describe dem.
Lyk teh “luuk” u gets from ur mahm wen u knoes u in trubblol?
Ai thort it was a smawl furry animul, ob teh voel fambly
Mebbe datz wut it iz in TTI.
**shrugs**
Yup. Yup. Dats it. A furry vole.
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AN I’ll hab yoo knoew, taht eebil Hazelabyoosinhoomin yoo saez I is,….
Hazilfatmowse lubs her Mummeh.STN
,lkijckl;O@kigggggggggggggggggggggggggg,cxnjb
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Hazil like typin detektified ….:D
…an so duz Fern
..I feeded her Sammin fillets.
Hazilfussyqween sed DO NAWT WANT!!!!!!!!
Skanseseses R much en daynjerd in TTI, uhuh, yup, yup. Taht’s tru
Find it!
U libs der moas uf teh tyme aifinkso.
Hay wateaminnit!
**finks finks finks**
Yah, ur rite.
Yabbut, izznt dat part of my charm?
♫ ♫
Ooh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-
Ooh-ooh-oh-ooh-
Ooh, yeah, baby
Whoa-whoa-oh-oh-
Mmm-
Now I-m the kinda rat who don’t believe
That chivalry is ded, no
‘Cause I believe a woman should be treated
With the utmost respect, mmm-hmm-
Iz dat song? It sownz familyur but I nawt rekognize it.
Mebbe becuz of awl teh bangin-hed-awn-desk I been doin dis
week, sayin “Stoopy! Stoopy!”
Iz oawd song frum teh temtayshuns
Wut wif teh ebil luuk?
I has Temtayshun cd.
U shud see my cd collekshun. Dere’s jus abowt enny/awl types of myoosik in dere.
Common Red, yer nawt stoopy, yew jest tooked a risk which rekwires the braveries!! Iffen it pays orf, gud , iffen it doan’t, oh well bedder luk necks time.
Fanks, dood.
U luuk familyur. Duz I kno u?
An grammatikal errors and botch punkshuashunz
3 orinj kittehs inna roe! Woohoo!
Ambercat is bak frum vacashunz and now harrassing deh goggie
herz has an eggsiting lyfe!
or dat mah Injeh kitteh
*goes to chek*
**holds hed**
Booooiiinnngggg….
U haz teh bobblol hed tudai rhsb?
*Boop red tu watch teh bobblol hed *
Aftur dis week, iz a wunner my hed is still awn!
It haz been sed bowt me befoar dat I’d looz my hed ifn it nawt attachded!
Misser Troll, u kno hao to bartend? I needz drinkee!
*pours owt one glass ob choklitt martoonie adn anober glass ob mead*
Mmmm…fanks, jd!
Wanna glass ob hoamemade Sloe Gin?
*pours owt glass an Hands to rhsb*
*Cheez*
Doown teh Hatch. Bottums up.
>.>.>>>>> O.o…………..
ermmmm….why is teh flor moobin?…
I take wutebber u offerin.
**glug glug glug**
Ooooh, teh walls an seelin iz moovin too!
*sneeks up on troll adn stuffs it in a bag ob fish oil adn catnip*
Plz to be nyse to dis toll. Himz wun of teh few gud wuns.
* Diuls numbur fur the SPCT! *
Halp! Dem iz beeng meen agin! Ai can haz teh lolyer fur teh cibil soot?
Lolyer can haz awl teh munnies himz/hurz winz.
Very Garfield-like.
dog ated yer homewrk sware it!
Goggie iz bad-bad-BAD! And dat smiyelll he iz gibbin me dohnt help atawl!
HOW CUTE
Duz wii has bartender heer?
Iz nawt kwite 5:00 heer, but I needs drink!
U can haz teh ded nazi?
Is teh jaeger layurd wif teh rumplminz.
* grabs the bottlols frum inna freezur *
Dat sownz vishus.
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Make it a dubblol.
* handz a dubblol ded nazi tu rhsb*
Fanks, WRr.
Keep ‘em comin, plz.
me toos. I can has a dubbel? I duz not care what
Ohai, trini’s hooman!
U sown lyk u has had a similolar week.
Wat happend wif urs?
Me, I maybe did EPIC FAIL.
* hanz Trini’s hooman teh dubblol mint gums *
Oh Dat nawt wut U meened. *sniggur*
* hanz teh ded nazi tu TH *
Tsk tsk, bit that poor kitty right in half.
This kitteh seems to be materializing from outa the floorboards and only the front half popped up yet. Scotty better beam them back?
Nonono. Izza Q Kitteh. (Well, awl kittehs hab akksess tu da Q Continuum.)
**luuks arown**
Hay, parentul yoonits iz gone.
I gonna sneek owtside foar a few minnits.
BBL.
I made this!!! But it does not show
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3207056
Yay AMerican Eskimo dog!!!! cute
that look just like my dom its a girl named gidgit and my cat would do the same