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do not pass go, do not collekt 11ty munnies
…go direktlee to cabinet adn get me gushie fuds.
oar dis gaem will be Nom0please.
u is lukking vine in teh top spot sweetpea!
concatshoulaces sweetpea I does dance and songs for you from the dinner theater i be in tonight *dance twirl kick leap danse danse spin danse*
*sings pretty song*
oooh, fang you!
Yuss, yu iz tu Qte tu go tu jayl.
Haow duz dis gaem werk?
yu payz yr munniez, n yu taeks yr chanzes…
berry welcome sp
mmmmmmberrries…Nom! wot kinda berries …
Aunti Oxident filled berries
Blackberrie
Crwanberrie
Delishush berry combo
E…
Elder berries
Frankenberries
Gooseberries
Hukkul berries
I…
Instant berries for your instant black berry pie
Juicy berries
kiwi berries (teknically not a berry, but very very smallish!!!11!)
Lingonberry (are these like klingon-berries?)
Mulberry
Nannyberries
Oregon grape berry (really! dis iz a berry!)
P …
ummm, “nannyberries”?! yu made dat up, rite?
Pokenberries (fud fur trolls)
Quick, berry the evidence befoar da humanz see it
Raspberries
Strawberries
Tulaberries (izza Ferengi thing)
U…
Nawt shore dat gibbin teh cards teh bunni-kikk uv deth iz teh wai 2 plai!
mah Injeh kitteh lubs to sit on deh board when we is
playing monopoliez
In kayse yoo gits borded playin Monotonee, den yoo kin see da prittee kitteh! (Plus, da bord is cool on da butt!)
U no plaiz Monopoly in TTI?
O yiss, we haz ower own bershun wiv Lundun steat naemz
Of coarse, in teh ICHC version allda streets would be JCH4K Blvd. And instead of hotels u would build naughty barns.
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}
ND monorail cats instead ov railroads…
Ooops, I see skwirrlolo alreddy sed that below. Sawwry.
And no howses…. but varius pyles of cleen clothes to be layed on.
Jail iz workin in birfdai fairies troll faktory?
hee!
And teh commoonity chest wud be… well wudn’t that belong to teh YNG?
One at a time, ladies… One at a time…
*runs back in*
shoot! hes gone alreddy.
*wunders why there is only one YNG*
RHSB haz hided teh rest inna NB
Hay! I need SUM WAY to make me foarget abowt dis week.
Wail if U wood nawt bork dem, U nawt need so mennee!
**SIGH**
Dey jes nawt make ‘em lyk dey uzed to….
An we doan’t nead munnee in cheezland
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
ai wented to london once… i has a good tiem der…
Eggsept fur twelb yeerz, Ai’ve libbed in Lundun awl mai lief.
Apart form awl teh rest ob mai lyf, Ai libbed in Lunnon fur abowt 12 yeers!
Did yu do teh Mono polly tor? Yu by a wun dai trabel card and go to awl teh plaises awn teh TTI mono polly bord. Legedly, tihs is wai teh plaises R a bit ob a straynj choyse – tehy wer choesn by a nawt-TTI peep, wiv a wun dai trabel card!
no… ai wented to teh picadily circuses an eated at a rain forest cafy…
Is there a Splort Street in this gaem?
There will be soooonnn…
U gets there on teh Short Lion Monorailroad?
How are the earworms today, my friend? Need a “refresher”? :wicked:
Bah! I meant
Mah-hah. Ebil typoes.
*Sigh*
More like Ebil Middle-Aged Memory Issues…
Iz onlee laff cause I can do teh horneyd wun.
I can smile
Frown
Stick out meh tongue
But I can’t be teh horneyd won. >:>
:/
}:P
::Thhpppbbbtt::
Iz gonna go watch teh watchmenz.
oooh Im goin to see that tonite!
.
Psst. Hold ur cursor over teh face u wanna make, it shud tell u how it was done.
ah hate ya both, (sheer jealousy…..you understand) I’m workin’ till tomorror evenin’, then the sleep of the dead.
.
*sigh* mebbe in two weeks I’ll have time *heavier sigh*
awwww… two weeks? u is teh bizzy!
whos playin this weekend?
brace yerself……the Fort Worth Symphony Orchestra, playing the music of Led Zepplin. and tomorrow is a cheerleading competition, then a comedy show and something that I have no idea what is, and I’m house/pet setting throughout all this.
.
and my cheezpeep time is gonna be seriously curtailed, I’m gettin’ kicked out of here after the shows are over from now on……so until I get internets at mah house, it’ll be hit or miss.
Varietee, yu has it.
Dan, we will miss yu. Hopes yu stays sane froo it all. More or less.
oohh… I saw teh symphony doing a coorinated consert wif a band doin Led Zep a few years ago! It was teh awesome. I hope u gets to enjoy that a littul.
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come back when u can, and we’ll have a beer wating for u.
Unless ai drinks it nawt sekkund.
ai gess az lawng az iz nawt teh cheerleedurs plai-in teh led zepp, cud bee okely dokely
Ai fink watchmenz is has no kittehs. Very sad.
How am I supposed to build hotels here??!!
*walks in wif clipbored*
Hotels?? Duz u have a purrmit for that??
Um… Lemme see… I has a…
*Looks through his wallet*
Autistic license
Bank deposit slip
Credit card
D…
DID medication
E…
Ebil Anonymaus membership card….
Felt-tip pen (for drawing mustaches on sleepin’ peeps)
Goggie gigger
Hatpin (aka…goggie gigger)
Id supressor
J…
Jumpin bean
Kudu horn fur woodbadge cereemoniez (leetz see whoo nowz whut dat iz)
Lukee dollar
M…
MUltiplol id cards fur multiplol identitees
Nawty list
Opening times for Cheez and Nom
Pi shooting device instrukshuns
Q…
Quality replica of a real painting
Rather a lot of lint
Someone else’s receipt
T…
Ten-dollar bill, Canadian
Unnerwares, sordid, frum debreefings
Varietee ob seeds
W…
Wet goggie
YNG or fwee
Zoomanitee! o teh zoomanitee!
Monlolpoli munniez
Nibbled nuts
Orphin Otters
P…
Tow nail clippings
Uneeted cheer rios
Very stinkee cheez
W…
*rites on blakbord elebenty times..
I must refresh I must refresh I must refresh I must refresh….
Izz OK idansdansdans, izz fun tu c whut kinda tings peeps come upp wit!
Fanks Tribble!! * erases FAIL from fourhed*
Oh, BTW.. I may be going to Bethesda soon.. izzat neer U?
Bethesda is near me!
It wuz near me but not anymore
alas
*sighs dramatikally*
Aww {{{two-kittehs}}}
Oh boi!! I shud nowe soon if an wen Iz going to bee dere… I can bring Cheezburgerz!!
Eye iz upp in Columbia.
Lettuce no wen u iz going.
We needs a National Cheezmeet! Sumware in tyme.. Sumdai.. Srsly!
I will… I will!! Maibe I will haz tyme for plaz tick surgery an diet doctor an…. Oh, nebber mind.. We will haz a come as U R party!!!
Woodbadge cereemoneez being Boi Scout fing, no?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Ai noes, Ai noes!!! Hazza kudu horn in storij bldg taht mai hubbii brotted hoam from teh Afrika!!! Got tired of lookin at it n teh house.
kitteh iz gunna buy boardwalk wif all da money he gets from chnce!
no beez falling fur dat trap kitteh, buy deh cheep properties and develop demz.
That ar deh way to make more munniez.
My monoply tactiks let me shoz U dem
Ohai two-kittehs! Eye keep missin u. Wee hadda beeg snow heer! Ate inchez. Butt iz mostlee gone tudai.
Ohai Tribble! Gud to see U afta a long tyme
The is almost gone here 2
and I hope it stays that way.
oops the second sentence should read
The snow is almost gone here 2
Izz ur weekend posed tu bee warm?
yes! in 50′s
Wii haz dat tudai. Guezz eye shoodent tell u dat wii iz gonna bee inna 70′s dis weekend.
Eye wish u wuz heer. Eye iz goin tu teh Unibersitee uff Mareeland tu watch my sun plai lacrozz.
den we cud has gone to the gnu deal cafe in Old Greenbelt
has U been dere aftah
demz became a mid eastern/ mediterranean restorante?
Noe, izzit gud? Whut dew u recommend?
yes fud is berry good, ambiance not so mush
I would has salmon wid shrimp sauce
an dere roasted potatoes side dish is grate!
demz has gud falafels an kabobs 2
and sum ebening demz has live musiks
Is good
How much to eated Park Plaze?
:snerk:
AIG kitten is gobbling up taxpayer munniez
Gud wun, 2k!
fanks but kittun is mush nice an purtier than deh AIG fatcats
Kitteh we hadz wen I wuz littul frowd up awn wun uv teh yellow praperteez awn teh bord wun taim. Prapertee wuz evur aftur nown az “Sheba Barf Street” oar “Pussy Puke Lane.”
Hehe…red lite distrikt.
Dis remines me uv teh time we wuz playing Axes and Al Eyes n mai kitteh nommed won uv mai tanx…i getted it back tho…later
so….I guess that tank fought and lost the Kursk bulge?
kursk bulge=FAIL
kitteh bulge=WIN
(large) seckshun of carpet also FAIL
yepper, that’s da better one, I just couldn’t make the tie-in to Axis and Allies.
‘sok..itz bean a long tyme since i played A&A too
carpet dammage on a massiv scayle leaves itz mark tho
Ohai
Ai jus gottid an answer from Miniburger from ICHC – an it wus WPs fault dat we diddunt git enny nu LOLs…
*narrows eyes an shaeks fist tu WP*
oar mebbeh sum ob de trolls eggskaepd frum de faktureh to wrekk sum haddock?!?
doze pike’rz i knew somethink was fishee.jest for da halibut, i wonder cod Kafleen gib dem a gud hoofing?
o noes! 2 kute!
SKWEEEEEEEEEE!
Behbeh orinj kitteh!
KER-SPLORT!!!
oops
oh noes Ambercat
*scoops Ac’s braynes bak into deh head after rinsing demz
in sum gin an toniks*
*snaps a gnu CHRG on her hed*
* tuks her in a baby bloo blankee*
* here has sum hot tea and muffinz I just baked*
*relax k..*
Ai’s feelin a lidl bedda, butt (!) still a bit shaykee….
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Ambercat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Gettink beddah still, Ai fink Ai’ll liv…..
TINIE MARMIE FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Are you sure that’s a marmie face adn not a ginger abbess in knee yum?
Seems like teh ozzer cheezpeeps done teh mane save, so I add to this a pack ob Hobnobs, a glass ob vin collapso an a nice warm blankee.
It’s Taters heer tonite.
….oh… an Amber be moar Splortayshuss tahn this meeer bebbeh…she got FUMBS!!!
an furz like velbet
Valerie Velvut Bunrab is eben sawfter!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Hobnobsanvinocollapso! Yum!
oh noes!
I am watching Transformers right now!
halp!!1!! i’z losted in teh DID zone!!!
oh noes… wut can we do?
*offurs burfday fairy a hush puppeh*
Hay, dat wuz mai hush puppeh! Oh waol, ai shaer wif teh pore burfday fairy.
oops
i still haz haff ob it left, yoo kan haz it
an i’d gibbing yoo sum caek if SUMWUN hadnt takinged all ob it an pretednig herz me!!
*nomnomnom* fank yoo
*looks arownd all paranoydly*
taht loonymommy purrsun pretending herz me disapeerz wen i’m heer!! i kant katch her to make hur stop impurrsonating me!! i figgered owt, i kant seeing hur, but hur kan seeing me!!
shud we set a trap?
*brings owt baskit wif lots more hush puppehs for DK and BF*
wot kinda bait do we needs?
Applol pi
Bananana creem pi
Cocomonuttt creem pi
Debilled eggs
E…
pi pi pi eggs???
*luks at dk wif a worried*
Wot yoo got against pi pi pi eggs? Huh?
it was makin me fink of duck duck goose.
and an old hed injury…
um, there was ackshully a story there.. but I hasta go guyz…
I can tell u it later if u want!
Dan, don’t werk too hard..
DK, take it easee on teh hush puppehs!
schmoos
*airkiss*
Buh bye now.. buh bye…. *waives*
well, ya use eggs to make meringue……..right?
hmmm… dis is troo.
AND… whippy creem! egg wites anyways.
but not teh deviled!!
sew let me just take those off ur hands, k?
Extra rum innit- pecan pie (my moms…….it hazardous to anything resembling a diet)
Floofy meringe-ed Key Lime pi
Gynormous chocolate pi
H..
hart-shaped applol muffins
Iced caramel coffee caek
Junipersentid cupcaeks
K…
Nawt Tu wurree. Ai haz teh recipee. Ai maek u sum moar hush puppehs.
U want teh cheez bitz oar teh hawt peppurs mixed in?
Todayz chancez = fuzzy wif a chance of nomming
I wants teh momopolies of yur attenshun!! ME ME ME!!
Yash, wot R teh chanses ai can monopololize ur thyme?
OK.. I gibs u sum thyme inna bottlol.
I hear that wounds all heels.
only if gripped securely and swung with some force.
**steps in front of Dan**
U needs sum praktiss? I be bolunteerin.
now what have i done to rate a concussion?………lately
Ha ha. I’m volunteerin to be teh TARGET, sillee!
Aftur wut I did erlyur dis week, I finkso I need a beatin. (An nawt a Ly-type beetin, eithur.)
Dood, u has NO eyedea! Wut I did cud be EPIC FAIL.
No, bebbeh! No! Da ornjt wuns r poysen!!
poor poor marmie kittehs…gib dem a chance – o wait, hez takin hiz own chances…:P
So DAT iz wut happend to my chanses!
Nao I kno….
Kitteh shud be in ur cumyoonitee chest for eeting ur chanses…
Checks into Splortography Ward, just to be safe
(Hi, kyoot snuggly babeh
)
im in ur economeh
destorying ur chances of recuveree
Win
Dat bebbeh, hims haves hims feets up fer kickies in case da card tries to runs away. Nebber noes about dose cards.
I happens 2 libs in Atlantick Sitty, and now I no y my propertee taxez iz soooo hi!
bunnykicking dem furst
cant…control….*SPLORT*
Iz in ur Monopoleez… monopolizin’
i must eat every thing
hmm, dis “lunarmommy” purrsun haz takinged over my place agin!!