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Angry Cat meets Art Therapy Class
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and i’se mad at you!
Conga Ratz! Nawt sekkond nawt sekkond is da spashul!
Angrii kittoon haz ishuz. Hii alsew haz a mad.
NO!!! Nawt want to Draw!!1!!
I’z challenging u to a doole.
Onna count ov elebenty, u Draw!
wun, too, free, fore….wut comes after fore?
hike?
*runz thru ruum wif teh bawl*
Uniquekitty…
*waves paws wif a nurgency*
I’z open!
Doan plai bawl inna haws.
U break teh momkats faborite vase, no gushifuds fur teh week week weeks.
but, she hates dat vase! she just sez itz her favrit so sumbuddee will brake the uglee thing!
ah challege yoo 2 a doodlol…
*doodle, doodle, doodel*
ah hassa draaaawwll….
*blush* my firs not second!
conga ratz!! ai’s nebber had wun yet!! wut wuld yew liek fer drinkses and danses??
I can haz sum CONGA dans?
absolootlee! yew leed – wii will awl follow yew!
da da da da da daaa!
da da da da da KIK!
Mee two !! Eberee bud jonz da CONGA lyne!!
da da da da da daaaaa
da da da da da KIK! wheee Whooo hoooo
Mii two goggies iz CONGA’in tew. Dey luvs da jump an dans!
mee joins
da da da da da daaaaaaa
da da da da da KIK!
*joyns in teh conga line* Woot woot! Conga-rats to trini’s hooman! Yoo did gud! *dantzes awl arownd teh room, owt uv teh bilding, and akross teh Innernets*
*gets in line behine uniquekitty*
*danses fur trini’s hooman*
.
da da da da da DA!
da da da da da DA!
HAY — Elsa_Mama .. .bof herz goggies and agarwaendaedraug awl fallz down!! No cutz inta da line Romeow!! Spose ta go to da BACK!!
Naw I haz a oweee and mii Jazzy puppeh haz a sceered!! The Lady Jane be havin a fierce becuz she no likes peeps who gibz her bebbeh puppeh a scare!
ai waz akshully behind romeow by bowt too minutes
dens you iz luky — so I gess just mii and my goggies had a fallz
Otay — eberee bud awl bedder naw .. Jazzy gotz heem wigglies bak, da Lady Jane lost her fierce and Iz aw bedder. Joinz da bak ub da CONGA line …
da da da da da daaaa
da da da da da da KIK — weee hooo
Conga Ratz fur trini’s Hoomon!!! U getz da pikz uv eenee fink in da cheezeland!! Ifinks you shud pik wun uv da yngas dat GammaCat wuz inspectin!
hmmmm.. dat shud a sed wun uv da YNGs …
I wud liek …okokok… da ynga, I pik dat
*woners whut dat is but souns nommy*
weelllll….. YNGs may be nommy …butt iz nawl reelee fudz. Iz
Young
Nekkid
Guys/Gals …
Iffin u iz nawl oldz enuf you gets a YCG .. which iz
Young
Cyoot
Guy/Gal …
Still want ‘em?
*swoops in onna vyn lyk Tar Zan, grabs a nommy YNG, and swoops back owt*
Gud fink you nawt lik Geeorgee ub da Juggle — den yous wud haz smooshed intwo a twee and keeled dat nommie YNG!! Butt U wood uv bean otay — becuz georgee ub d Juggle neber gotz hurt heemselfs
Nd iffin yew sew inlkiend yew kin haz a MUG wich is
Matyoor
Usefil
Guy/Gal
Tehy duz teh halpfil tihns – bildering, plummering, elektrixering, kooking. Butt (!) noes ironink cos taht is fore teh YNGs
I needz a hole pile o MUGs .. I iz seelin me haus and it be needin lots o little stuffz dun too it! I fink i weel takes seberal YNGs too. iffin dey doo nawt doo lots o werk – de stillz bee orna mental!
♪♪♪
Oh thare aint no bugs on meh,
thare aint no bugs on meh,
thare may be bugs on summa yew MUGS
but thare aint no bugs awn meh! ♪♪♪
der bee nawl eeny bugs on da Cheezeland MUGS!!! Wut yous bee tinkin a boot?
de onliest prollem wif dem MUGs is dat summa dem axually has de fugly mugs (fase lyke a bug).
I yam a Machoor Usefull Gui (cept wyfe mite debate the meaning ob Machoor in dis instance). I knows dat when onna roof in high summer mugs attrax bugs – stroo.
sounds liek yew iz liek mai brudder – him sai “growing owld iz mandatoree…growing up iz opshunal!”
Whenebber I embareass muh son I remines him him dat yer nawt young fer ebber but yer nebber too old to be immachoor.
*shiftee eyez* yur wyfe mite awlsew debayt teh meenink ob Usefull heer tew…..
teeheee……
*skampurrz awai wiffa kwikness*
hehe! ai fawt dat tew Dk!! Ai wuz triing tew be…..er…..um……polyte?
Meh…..purrliaietmezz iz furr doez machur peepz….ai’z yung enuff tew nawt has tew weree abowt dat….att leest nawt furr a bitt…:D
Ai duzzn’t spect purrliteness, I noes it souns lyke I wuz braggin an I yam sawy, but I maeks a libbin bein a handimans: buildin furnichur, decks an additshuns, doin plumbin and electrixals. I fixes peeples stuff fer dem. Itz a liddlol slow noaw cause nobuddy wantsta spend munney so I is werkin on my howse and doing awl the cookin and laundry. I yam a MUG.
Umm … ai can has cloanings ob yu, pls?
Not teh wae ai maeks dem. Tehy is hansum/bootifil MUGs. Ai twerked vairy hard in teh d’Beaker Labratree – ai does noes makes fugly tihngs.
lah lah lah
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
ah lah lah … (ooo dots!)
Luks doan’t last, kukkin duz!
Dats wut aim kaounting oan!!!
btw – luks liek de wurk eggs periens kid is in charj agin… dat – oar – reelaksid friday is a bit reelaksid…
Mebbe iz ICHC habing a momint uv silense fur Esme.
Ai fink teh cheezes nead moar fibur in der dye it 2 maek dem moar reglar!
Hi P-K!
Mebbeh dats it…
♪♫♪♪♫♪♫
no lols tuday – de cheez habs goan a way
de payjes stand forloarn an cheespeeps sit aloan…
No lols tuday – de cheezepeeps wunder wuy
Is noat a commun sayt – somefin is noat rayt…
♪♫♪♪♫♪♫
Whats goan awry – where hab de kittehs goan
were du dey hide – will cheezpeeps com undoan?
Plees tu com back – de fun is turn tu pleh…
Plees tu com back – nao an immidiatleh!!!
♪♫♪♪♫♪♫
Ooo taht wux wun ob mai faybrit sawngz way back mummbltee-eleben yeerz ago!
yes – ai lykes it to!
(an nao has a self-infliktid eerwurm…)
Wanna sit heer an play owr old 45′s? Wii can haz chawklit bai teh pownd an Co’Cola (they cawlls it Coke these dayz…) an danzdansdans in meory of Esme an awlla frendz hoo hav gone ober teh bridge.
*sets owt liddlol record player an a tray ov fudge*
Oops, fergot teh Co’cola! *trundles owt red drinks cooler fillded wiv ice an bokkles ov Coke an Nehi Grape an stuff*
Haz enniwun contaktid teh Cheezes?
Oh Zauber – dat wud be nyce!
*brings a stack ob hur owns 45s froam da layte sebenties an eali eighties*
we’ll play dem wen we’re awl heer
Anni – ai just sended dem a email – will see wat happuns!
Did I miss something ???
What happened to LCB’s Esme ???
Hi Eeck!
Its down thread… She passed ober de bridj last nite…
Iz sorta lyk habing teh powr go owt, when yu be ust tu habing moosiks
an lites an tb an ebreefing awn alla tiem…
Ooooooooo….want!
eye ronix lee, mah boifren kam ober… an him beh the owlder dan meh… ai gabe him a magnifyer glass and sum choklit and lotsa cards and Burtz Beez hand creem fur (bee lated Balentynes dai)… sew the MUG beh berry mush tew mah lykin
Aifinkso ai wil hab wun of eech – a YCG for minur choars (no pun in ten did), a MUG for teh tihngs round teh haws wot needz ficksing nd stuffs, and a YNG foar teh ironink nd nawty fings.
dis kitteh onlee allowed tew uze krayons…
no objeks wif sharp pointee ends…
Dis iz wut da flur weel luk lik when I iz dun wif you! Da redz iz ur bludz!
wut arre teh othurr colurz?
awl da udder inside juicies!!!
hmmmmm….awltho, aktchuallee, dere’z nawt dat manee othurr colurz…
ROFLCOPTER. It’s modern art.
Oooohhhh….lookit teh FLOOF!
WANT!!!!
dat lukz just lik mine Pookie kitteh
awl 21lbz uf himz
I kin meet ur bebbeh sumtyme?
where did mine comment go? i said yesh yu wuld lubz him..hii lubz da heedrubz an da laying awn da lap
**makes noat to take BEEG purse wen hur goes to meet Pookie**
nawt tu bii taken mine Pookie…wiiz had him since mine hooman boi wuz
2..i nawt think hii haz a memori dat Pookie nawt been wif us
**innosent luuk**
Whyfoar U finkso I gonna try to steel Pookie?
no bigg purses in mine howse!! butt(heehee) iffin da little bengle mix nawt start behavin yuz mite find her in yur purse
yud turn da kar around an gibz her bak thou
Beeglol?
Sowwy, Do nawt want.
poo kitteh know buddy wnats heem!! Iz heem reelee a badz kitteh??
i lubz mine bengle mix Lucy i nawt let annibuddy takez her..
her nawt badd shii just haz a big personality..i haz red hairz soo i unnerstand dat
I haz a Pookie! Luks jus lyk dis kitteh! ways 22 powndz! Allso haz Bengle momma Neko and bad boi bengaol son Spot (i not berry riginle). oooohhh – allmos sayme fambly. Sept I haz gud boi Hobbes – makrel tabi. Lotza noms fore 4 kittehs meenz lotza munneys – but deyz wurf it.
(Ize noo hear – doan no wear furst commeant goed – tryze agin)
Red…
Nikita will be BERRY disappointed dat u are lukkin at other kittehs!!
Oo, ai jest lukked at teh pick-chure ob ur Pookie. Him iz beeyootmus!
thnx himz iz beeyootmuz..dat picture nawt reely du himz justice
Dis beh a smawler berzun ub mah Buddy kitteh!
**makes planz to go bisit BDM an take teh BEEG sootcayse**
Just sew lawng as yew pack meh and mah boifren when yew pax Buddy intew yr sootkaas.
i needz art therapy class rite now..just gib mii da black crayon
doesn’t have the right crayons to draw cheezburger
Needs scented markers instead.
I needs a crayon too. And papers. I’ll take a bloo crayon–matches mi mood.
(long storie).
iz sorri yuz haz da bloos..i haz da angri black mood..cheezland awlwayz makez it better tho..come an sit wif us an tell us yur sadness
losted a friend of ours yesterday, a groomsman at mi wedding, can’t go to funeral in Florida. Then car blew a tire, do not want that bill. also unemployded, so no can afford other thingies.
Knows cheezers are good friends.
much thankx for de vent.
{{{{{chessie}}}} yuz can hab yur own memori survise for yur friend..lite candles look at da pictures an remember him an awl the wonderful memories
i haz a big sorri fur yur lose. i HATE tires an dey don’t like miii either. i awlwayz
havin a problem wif them
{{{{chessie}}}}
{{{{{{{chessie}}}}}}}} Ur fwend nose u lubs heem …Jest do like 3kittymomma sed .. she wun smartz kitteh!!
nawt smart just (sadly) da voice of xperience
{{{{{{{{3kittymomma}}}}}}}
I’z sowy fur ur frewnd and alla otter prolems dat r cuming at teh saem tiem.
{{{{{Chessie}}}}}
{{{{{3kittymomma}}}}}
{{{{{Chessie}}}}}
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Dat’s tew mush awl a twunce. An my simpafies to yu on teh loss uv yur frend.
{{{{{3kittymomma}}}}}
{{{{{Chessie}}}}} Yur in mai prayerz.
{{{{{{{{{Chessie}}}}}}}}} Ai beri sawree yu has lostid ur frend, an ai bets he treshurd yu as mush as yu treshurd him. Dat wuz ekslent sujeschin frum 3KM – an mebbeh wii cud halp yu? If yu liek, yu cud poast sum pikshurs ob ur frend, an tell uss abowt him an abowt ur frendships. Ai wud has teh honnurd tu bee wif yu heer as yu sellabraet hims lief.
{{{{{{{{3kittymomma}}}}}}}}} Sew mennee ob owr lurnings cum hard, doant dey?
yikes!!!
[[[[chessie]]]]!!! 1!1!!!1!
ai sawry fer yu {{{{{Chessie}}}}}
Mebee kitteh wud rather b moobed to teh Shredding Ferapy Class?
aifinkso he eas deh basement kitteh prodigie aifinkso
Dat mite bee scaree… heem mite tri ta paint in da blud fur reel!!
wat yew meen trie, he awlredy deed
Angry Cat….needz art lessunz
I’z nawt gonna b teh one to tell hims.
me neiber mebe teh trolletroll can do eat
Hmmm….Hay! dat’z a gud eyedeeya! teh nexxt tiem wii siiz a trollz, wii canz maek dem tell dis kitteh abowt hims defishunsee in artistikk talunt!
silli kidz iz abstakt artz yuz nawt sii da gushifudz an catnipz an kitteh toyz?
waerz? noez…ai deffinitelee nawt seez doez dere….
skint yu i’z turn tilt yur headz tu da left put yur rite arm obber yur head take a drink uf watter wif yur left hand an consentrate…sii it now?
*gulpz*
*setz glazz daownz*
noep….haoebburr, dat wuz sum gud waturrz…
Angwy Kat needz angre man aj mint cwasses!
BIBA??????!!!!!!!!!
I need some of art therapy too.
*Wot* a booful kitteh!
Megguh~floof Midnyte
Kitteh duz nawtz lyke Prittee
Wun’z Bunneh Slippurrz!
Prittee Wun’z Bunneh
Slippurrz arz Eeeebil! Day willz
eetz Prittee Wun’z feetz!
Megguh~floof Midnyte
Kitteh habz no fruntz clawz. Naow
habz 2 yooz Kray~awwnz!
Jack.
Deth to teh Bunneh Slippurrz! *gigglol*
Yoo ar FTW as alwayz, Jack!
Deers berry funneh FAIL BLOG bideo — iz a puppeh runnin in hiz sleepz and den heez sleepy walkin!! Two kyootee!! Butt at da endz heem needz a kissie!
Angry cat iz angry dere wuz onlee watur indat glass inna lass piktur, aifinkso
Ise wiff yew 3heathens, dis is the same kitteh from teh last LOL and noaw himz POed acause he hadda leeb half hiz drink onna bar.
Ohai, judson! Yes, ai finkso is kitteh frum last LOL
Kno whut else eet maykes mee fink uv? Nu catshun:
(mummbled) “mayke me stawp drinkin to drawr pickturs…… Dere – I dru piktur. Happeetayl naow??”
‘dats wite Mr Jerkfase, heers yer dang pichoor, noaw pore muh dwink inna sawcer an leeb me alone.’
‘oh, an yew kin kiss muh cigar burn!’
LOL!!!! Gud wun!!
O hai, guise. I has some news. My Esme died in my arms this evening. She had been rapidly declining for several days so I knew this would happen sometime very soon.
Thanks to all of you for sending us your love and good wishes over the past year as she braved surgery and chemo. It has been a huge comfort to me. One of the last things I told Esme was that she was so wonderful that she had friends and fans all over the world.
If you would like to honor her memory, a donation to the shelter I adopted her from would be appreciated. I have created a tribute page for Esme and her former companion cat Jethro at firstgiving dot com. Click my name for the link.
Oh, LCB…. I am so very sorry…..
((((((((((LCB)))))))))))
Oh LCB. I is so sowry.
{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}
ditto..
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{{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}} I haz no werds, juss huggz.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{lolcatburglar}}}}}}}}}}} i have no words except that i am soo sorry. you an Esme will be in my prayerz tunite.
{{{LCB}}} I’m so sorry.
if yu wuld like, an wen yu feel up tu it wii can hav a memory service for Esme at the Princess Mu Meadows tu celebrate this wonderful kittehz giftz of love she brought tu yu and yur family. {{{LCB and Esme}}}
So sorry, LCB. Esme was a very loved kitty, and you can be sure she knew it.
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{{{{{{{{{{lcb}}}}}}}}}}
When a beloved animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together….
{{{{Esme & Jethro & LCB }}}}
Ai gibs U teh piknik blankit liek Ai gibbed Cweenmj.
When U goes tu teh meadow spreads it and U will haz noms for U and awl Ur speshul Friends
{{{WRr}}} Ai haz dat story framed adn hanging onna wall in mai puter
room along wif da pikture uv “I Am Not There”.
Nao my eyes are leaky again.
**snif** **rubs eyes** **snif**
Mourning with you tonight…
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
I am so sorry LCB.
{{{{{LCB}}}}} adn Esme}}}}}
nao ai haz da leaky eyes. Ai so sorry for u. Esme will alwayz lub u adn Jethro.
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Pleeze – anywun haz a tissue?
* handz OnleeKitteh teh fresh hankee *
Fanks u bery muchly. It be a hard nite tonite 4 many uv us.
Ai yam sew sad tew heer of yor loss LCB, but hao wunnerful yew were there wen Esme needed yew moast.
{{{{{{{LCB & Esme}}}}}}}
Oh deer, deer LCB!! {{{{{Esme}}}}} I will miss deh preshus Esme. She haz ben a brave kitteh adn I feel onnered tu noing hur thru ur commintz.
Schmoooz tu u adn Liam.
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}} {{{{{{Liam}}}}}}}
Words…i am at a loss for them. Just know that I am sorry for your loss. Esme will be missed.
LCB I don’t know what to say (and lolspeak doesn’t seem quite right) apart from how very sorry me and Buddy are. I have the leaky eyes and wanted you to know I am holding your hand – even with the geographical distance between us.
Esme will know how much she was loved – we could all certainly see it – and that you did everything you could to help her. I’ve let my kittehs who live over the Bridge to make her feel welcome.
{{{{{LCB and Liam}}}}}
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I’m so very, very sorry for the loss of your beautiful Esme. Nothing ever really prepares any of us for losses as great as this, no matter how far ahead we can see it coming. I hope that you can take comfort in the knowledge that being yours made Esme one of the lucky ones. You kept her safe and warm and loved, and Esme had a wonderful life with you and Liam. She was never cold or hungry or frightened or lonely, and she had the twin joys of both loving you, and being treasured in return. You did everything you could to ease her illness and she went gently into the light from the safety of your arms. In the midst of the pain and loss you feel right now, please remember that you were a blessing to Esme, you are a blessing to Liam, you are a blessing to all of your friends here.
A sad song, but very beautiful ……. (copy & paste)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a502RejLz8s
{{{{{{lcb&esme}}}}}}}
I’ m so sorry for your loss, lcb.
You took such very good care of her, and I’m so glad you were able to hold her as she went over teh bridge.
eyez leekin’. im so sorry…
{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}
{{{{LCB}}}} U has my deepest simpathy. Knowing its coming duzint maek it ezier, but tu be togever at that Time is a speshul gift. My Isis passed during the nite on my pillo, her hed pressed against myn, so kwietly ai thot she had juss gon tu sleep. Ai cherish dat moment, and hope u too ar comforted by teh luv u wer able tu shayr wiff her ryt up tu teh end. {{{LCB & Esme}}}
((((((((LCB))))))))) so sorry to hear about losing ur Esme.
I’m sorry for u, LCB, wot a terrible loss for u and awl kittehhood.
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
Nuffin Ai can sai `sept {{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}
{{Esme’s peoples}}
Oh, LCB! I wuz wundering wher yoo wuz. Hao wunderful that she wuz in her arms when she passd. I wuz afrayd that wuz wher yoo wuz and whut yoo wuz deelink with. Oh, LCB, yor poor hart must be borkt. I sends luvving thots yor way and mah orinj Gremlin to meet Esme at teh brij. {{{{{LCB and Liam and Esme-angel}}}}}}
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I sew sawree tu heer abowt Esme. She wuz lukee kitteh tu haz sech a luvin hoem an u wuz lukee tu hav knowd hur. Iz a wunnurful fing fr u tu ax peepulz tu mayk donayshunz tu teh shetur u udawptid hur frum n hur memuree an frum teh lukz uv it, the Cheespeepz ar happee tu halp.
Duz nawt seem tu b a gud taim laytlee fr kittehz an deyr fambleez. Gud fren uv main wuz jest owt vizitin hiz parintz an halpin hiz b-luvid ayjin kitteh go to teh Bridj peezfulee. Eeben do kitteh wuz livin wif hiz parintz, kitteh wuz stil veree much mah fren’z kitteh. Tuk him a waiyl tu udawpt kittehz at his oan hoem b-kuz he didunt want tu b disloyul tu hiz uddur kitteh. I’d liek tu fink Esme will run n-tu sweet Farley at teh Bridj and dey wil b gud frenz.
{{{{{LCB}}}}}} My thoughts are with you and with Esme out in the meadow….
{{{{ LCB }}}}
How your heart must be breaking.
We are very sorry,my fren.
{{{{{LCB}}}}} I am so sorry.
All our hearts has a sad {{{{{{{{{LCB and Esme}}}}}}}}
{{{Esme}}} {{{LCB}}}
I am so sorry for your loss.
i’m so sorry LCB i know how hard losing a kitteh can be and i am i feel for you {{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}
So sorry to hear that LCB. Glad that you were there.
{{{LCB and Esme}}}}}
So, so sorry, LCB. Esme will always be in our hearts, too {{{{LCB & LIAM}}}}
{{{{{{LCB & Liam}}}}}}
I’m so so sorry.
Esme is in the Meadow now,whole and well. No more pain or sickness.
You gave her the very best life.Full of love and care. What a lucky Kitteh Esme was when she came to you.
She knew that. Amd she repaid you with many years of love and affection and of course, ‘Ownership’ of You.
I’m crying with you and the whole of Cheezland.
Go Well, Sweet Esme. ♥
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}
My heart goes out to you. Like others here, I have many friends waiting to welcome Esme in the meadow.
hewwo! iz ennibuddi owt there? i had tu goez du RL stuff an nawt sii enniwun tawlkin
teh werds eskape me. an ize nawt feelin liek tawlkin- rather draw a angr manigment pik insted….
$#^@#(*&$@)@&#*
$#&)!)@&#)@*(&$&
$@(*#&% ** #@$()
…
ah, nao i feel a bit bettr.
“Sup?
My asperger’s is akting up an making me a wee littl bit krazee.. *krazy fase*
to menny daze withowt rootine an uther majer stress events- mai roomate/kuzin gawt marreed today.
yore day go well?
Haz sum niec roes hipz tee adn teh cukkie.
* handz teh tee cup tu kitsu *
Putz Ur futz up awn teh stule and haz a relax.
* cubburz lap wif teh comfee Kwilted cheezpeep blankee. *
T.T… gud thing I took awf mai warpaynt (maykup), kuz itd be runnin
awf mai fase.
*snuggls into the blankee, putz fut up, takes sum moar panekiller, an sips tee*
yu guiz iz so gud and nise.
Is this the same cat from the last lol?
I haz a Pookie! Luks jus lyk dis kitteh! ways 22 powndz! Allso haz Bengle momma Neko and bad boi bengaol son Spot (i not berry riginle). oooohhh – allmos sayme fambly. Sept I haz gud boi Hobbes – makrel tabi. Lotza noms fore 4 kittehs meenz lotza munneys – but deyz wurf it.
Jaybo, does u haz a noo hear? Has nawt Cing u B4. If u has a noo, u can has a welcome, 2.
Yesh, iz noobie in LOLland – nawt sew gud @ riting lolspeak, butt (hee hee) reely luffs reedingz! Mayd furrst commeant befour herd abowt deere sweete Esme – [ my sincerest condolences - she sounds like a wonderful cat, and her humans are in my thoughts and prayers]. Tanks furry mulch fur teh welcomz!
Yesh, iz noobie in LOLland – nawt sew gud @ riting lolspeak, butt (hee hee) reely luffs reedingz! Mayd furrst commeant befour herd abowt deere sweete Esme – [ my sincerest condolences - she sounds like a wonderful cat, and her humans are in my thoughts and prayers]. Tanks furry mulch fur teh welcomz!
“tanks furry mulch” — dats reel gudish LOLspeeck — ifinkso!
dat wurk owt well…2 commentz…howze u delete??
You can’t. Welcome to the Wunderful Werld of WeirdPress…
Deh streetlightz ov Cheezland b dimmed; deh peepz in Nom b berry somber. Dehy awl b speeking in deh kwiet voycez. Deh sad nooz uv Ezme’z passing haz spred adn awl uv Cheezland b in mourning. Ebbreewun haz herd uv hur bravery adn hur battlol wif deh ebil can sir.
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Deh nite watchman haz walked himz rowndz threw deh kwiet town. A soft rain fawlz like angel tearz.
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He approachez deh Princess Mu medow wif a hevy hart. But, wen he enterz deh medow, he seez dat deh Medow b dekked owt fur a party. Deh treez b dekkerated wif streamerz, adn dere b toy mouzez adn shiney jinglee bawlz ebreewair.
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Deh nite watchman’z hart b fillinged wif wunder az he watchez. Jethro b happyer dan him haz ben in agez. Himz bestest fren, Esme, iz joyning him tunite!!! jethro greetz hur wif hedbonkz and purringz. Esme iz delited tu finding a gud frend in dis strange plais. Dey tusslol and play tugezzer, just az dehy did in deh past. And den dehy taking a nap, kurlinged up tugezzer az if dey had neber ben apart.
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Az deh dawn approachez, deh nite watchman leavez kwietly, with a liter hart than he had wen he entered.
*sigh* iz byootiful, mai cween. u haz a way uv mayking hartz liter urself.
{{{{{LCB and Liam}}}}
An datz y u iz teh cween.
Thank yoo for that, mah cween. Tis a homecomiing, and Esme is whole and well agin. Let ther be rejoycing in teh meddow!
*leaves sevral baskets of kitteh treets strategically playced arownd teh meddow, kwietly tiptoes away*
Yew hab tutched teh hart ob dis humble focks, mai cween.
*wipes leeky ayez*
Mai kittehs wut krossed teh bridj luk forwerd to playing wiff Esme, aftur her haz plenty ob thyme wiff Jethro.
Did the kitty need therapy because of the cheetah-skin rug?
Thurpy kin bee gud fur yew.
Is Angry Cat not also Drinking Problem Cat from the last LOLcat picture?
angary kitteh iz lookin lyke mai poofer.
AN MAI POOFER IZ AN ANGARY KITTEH!!!!
Awlsew drewd awl teh Wundur Petz beetin eech uddur wif baysbawl batz.
Dis is gettin C we us.
Dis site is a playse
War peeps gavver tu plai
Dis wunnermus site
Gibs us lols ebbri dai,
Gud peeps wif gud hyoomur,
Nao gavver tu sai
My lols hab been taken awai.
Clappity clappity clap!! *claps feelers wildly*
U is SO rite, MelONyx! Nao we is missing TWO LOLs, is nawt fair! Ai had to wurk! Pleh…
*rocks liddel caterpilolr soovinglee*
Dere, dere.
I am shur de burgers will bii gibbing us ower lols.
*curls up contentedly in MelONyx’ arms*
purr purr purr purr purr
Wot? Caterpillars don’t purr? Coarse dey do! Ai is CATerpillar, aftur awl!
*charmed, lissens to purring CATerpillar*
I writinged a note to teh burgers asking pritteh plz for sum noo LOLs. Aym shor they will fix whutever is borkt soon!
Aw.
I gets tu hold purring CATerpilolar.
Dat mayks fings mutsh bedder.
*whispurrs* Iffn yoo gitz tyred ov holdeeng her, yoo kin pass her along to me. I has never holded a purring caterpillolr befoar!
*whispurrs bakk* I do nawt fink I cud ebber get tyred uv holding her, butt (hee!) I will shaers.
*gentlee passes purring caterpillolr tu gremlin*
We can awl rokks heer togevver in de big rokking chair.
Ohhhh, fank u, mai fwends! U iz so nice. Had to leave, tho, and get back to wurk. Nao ai is home and awlmost ready to go to mai marshal arts class. Still no gnu LOL … sigh. But as long as dere is cheezfwends ab00t, ai won’t worry.
Liek teh wun on Teh Frendlee Jyant!
Ai has rited 2 teh Cheezes askin dem wye we haz no lols. Ai aer waytin fur an anser…..
To teh toon ov “Teh Daring Y(N)G Awn teh Flying Trapeez”
Den wii switch to “Mai Bonnie”
Bring bakk, bring bakk,
Oh bring bakk mai lolcatz tu me, tu me!
Bring bakk, bring bakk,
Oh Bring bakk my Lolcatz to meeeeeee♫♪♪♫
Ohai, MelONyx an Upfi! Nao I haz to go, shoot! Wayted lawng enuff, red bowt LCB’s Esme going over teh rainbow bridge, mayde a liddlol donayshun, an still no noo lolpic! Bye-bye gotta go!
Bye ZF!
Mebbe dere will be noo lols wen yoo can plai agin.
seems layk we all has musiclol risponsies…
♪♫♪♪♫♪♫
no lols tuday – de cheez habs goan a way
de payjes stand forloarn an cheespeeps sit aloan…
No lols tuday – de cheezepeeps wunder wuy
Is noat a commun sayt – somefin is noat rayt…
♪♫♪♪♫♪♫
Whats goan awry – where hab de kittehs goan
were du dey hide – will cheezpeeps com undoan?
Plees tu com back – de fun is turn tu pleh…
Plees tu com back – nao an immidiatleh!!!
♪♫♪♪♫♪♫
Ai am shur dat teh Cheezpeeps r wurkin veriveri hard tew brings us teh lols todai. Ebrywun haz to haf a dai off nao n den, rite? Teh werld goes on, and we haz lotsnlots ov fings to lol about on upcomings pgs. >^_^<
Ohai, frenz!
Jes checkin in reel kwik to say “Ohai”.
I’m in bettur frayme of mind, so far.
See y’all laytur!
**gets bak to teh fun dat is werk**
Ohai (an bai), rhsb! Glad tu heer fingz b lukkin up fr u a bit. Haz a gud dey!
hey ebreeone i regret ta informum u ddat lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll;
*takes kitteh off compooter*
as i was sayin i regret ta inforum u dat i will no longa be doin’ lolcats unlezz i has free time i has been doin’ it durin skewl adn i am fallin’ behind in da maff adn i needz ta get serious sew i will b sein’ u guys oni in da fre tyme wich wil be lata on adn in on mai vation adn stuf so CYA anudder day!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
drink choklitt martooni fur meh hokay ebreebodee! guddbye
Gud lucks wif yur skoolwerks, raindrop!
We sees yu wen yu has time again.
{{{Raindrop}}}
tu quote an elderly ingerlish jentelman ai met at Heathrows wurls ob whiskeys an fyu yeers ago:
Verry gud choyse yung laydee!!!
Lukking forward tu see u agin when u hab thyme tu play wif us!!!
Gunna miss ewe Rainy! Schmoooooo
{{{{{{{Raindrop}}}}}}}}
Taek teh caers ob ursefl, an wurk gud wif ur maffs an uvvur subjiks. Wii bees lukkin owt fur yu, win yu can kum an has teh plaeins wif uss agin.
{{{{{raindrop}}}}}
Is a gud fing to do well in skool! Haz bin fun playin witchoo heer. See yoo soon when yoo is awl kawt up! *wayves floofy orinj paw, not reelly goood-by, but “until later” kawz we will meeting agin*
Video of a BIG cat having to pull himself thru the kitteh door
http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=94779b5c-a99a-426b-aa98-9ee72615a992&playlist=videoByTag:tag:wacky%20animals:ns:Gallery:mk:us:vs:1&from=MSNHP&tab=m1210975590336>1=42003
HAY!!!! Gess ware I am rite nao!
Here!
Present!
Present??? Ummm…. yesh, pleeze!!!
*Holding a cream pie in his hand*
Should I?
*PonderPonderPonderPonder*
Jump down –spin arownd… pushes Maus’s little pawsie up, up an –U gessed it– Pie in Ur face!!
Pee Ess– U pondered too long!!
I’m bored. Waitin fer a new rassinfrassin LOL. Thought I wud give someone a “straight line”…
SPLATT! *hits maus in da mauf*
*SNOWBALL BOOP!!from uh preevious thred wich was suspend’d cartoom style*
I forgot about that…
*Gets a bucket of salad dressing*
*Throws it on sweetpea*
Hey everyone! Come sample the new NOM special salad… It’s extra tendrilly…
Drip!
*lukks at speshul salad wif a suspishon*
*pokepokepoke*
Maus, wai is mai salad giggling?
Cause it’s very fresh?
At leest yoo diddent sai I wuz fresh.
*adjusts snowcone blower attackchment from “stun lebel 1″ to “stun lebel 11ty*
*refills maplol surp skirteronner in da snowconeblower attachkment on da Pie Paw Gun*
pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew———————spl@t!!!
*da hiburnating b0rg drone antz wake up*
*da b0rg drone antz go marchink one by one tward da maus
sry, da dressing gotted in my eye, shoed be “skwirteronner”
hah, made you luk!! PEW————-spl@t!
Oh dear! You appear to have hit idansdansdans with the maplol syrup! I’ll go get some help!
*Scampers away*
It wood reely help if U bring bak sum pankakes an budder!
…leaving a tiny trail 0 maplol surp which da b0rgified
antz follow one by one (horror! horror!)to da maus hole…
Fanks.. I preffur them ober teh curly ones… Those yoosuly gets u a ‘ 3 stoogie’ type *bonk*
Lol, IDDD!!!!
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We cud hab awl bin stuk dwinkin’ awn de last lol.
Nawt dat de martoonies caer wut lol we’re awn.
Heer, hazza dwink!
*holds owt trai ob martoonies*
noe, there!!
here, there n ebry wear!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ufDdiK9xY
Haha. Sillee Maus… SCHMOO!!!
I’m at a lokal restaurant, AWN MY NOO LAPPYTAWP!
Dis is sew kewl…
You shouldn’t sit on your laptop. You should sit on someone else’s lap…
Maus, U is SEW littural 2day? Wut wuz in ur moarnin cawfee?
Iz dere enny left?
Unforchunatlee, I nawt gotted enny laps offurd to me, so dat nawt opshun. Besydes, nawt wanna brake no legz….or ennyfing eles…
Just “yankin your chain”, Red
Conga Rats on the new laptop! What kind?
Iz Dell Inspiron 1525. 4 GB of memrees, I finkso.
I kno u wuz yankin my chain. Fanks. Iz been a whiel.
taht iz kewl, congarats awn ur noo lappytawp!
Fanks, BF.
It came erlyur dis week week weeeeek!
Wii iz habbin connektibitee problums at hoam (wut eles is noo), so I nawt kin play wif it online at hoam yet. I jes HAD to bring it owt 2day to play wif it!
Dat iz kewl! Koncatz!
I hazzint had a lappytawp sins bak wen I wuz n kawlidj, and dat wuz bak wen u didin haz sew much teh waiyurless and yu kud onlee git noo batureez wen teh kuvurd waggin kaym froo town.
N’joi yr noo pyootur!
Errr, is teh Werk Egg Spear Yunce boi doin teh LOL agin? No 12pm (cheeztym) pic; no 6am pic…Did teh werld end an noewun tole me?
ai wuz wunderin taht alzo!! art ferapee kitteh wuz up wen ai got hoam frum wurkz las nite, uzulee wen ai haul owt uv bed dere r 2 moar bye den
i wuz beginnin tu thinkz mine puter waz borked..how can dey leeve us hangin lyke this??
Too uv us haz ritid 2 teh Cheezes, but no riplie yet.
An loldogs seams 2 be otay. Nawt fare! We want ower lols!
AAAaaaarrrrrgh!! Teh skii is fawldid!! Teh whirrled is endid!!! Ware, oh ware, is owr LOLS!?!?
wat gonna happen wen wii awlz start tu hab wifdrawlz? i’m starting tu shake now
Mebbe if we awl hold awn tu wun anuvver…
Troo, troo… Purrhaps tehn we can obercome…. yesh?
*reeches owt floofy paws to frends*
*taiks paws wif idansdansdans an Melonyx an 3kittymomma in cirkle uv frendshipz*
hmmmm. ai seemz tew haz a eggstra paw dere…
S’ok.. U duz need a “leg to stands on.”
*holdz awn tu frendz floofy pawz az da tear dripz down mine cheek* i haz a scared whatif *sniff, sniff* da lolz nawt kum bak? wat will wii do? wiiz will awl bii stuk here in intertubez limbo waiting an waiting.*takez deep breef tu try tu calmself*
Shh nao, awl will be well! *holds on to frenz pawz titely* We will be fyne togethur! Wuld be nyce if we culd gitting sum takeout from NOM when meal times coems. This mite tayk a whyle . . .
Oh, noes!! I hope owr lols haznt gone teh wai of teh voting burgers!!! :waaaah:
Of corse, sum noms —an choklit — mite help wile we wate..
*whispers*
Teh new pic is up…
:blushes: Fanks– I wunderd why it wuz ekkoing in heer!!
maybe iz flying at half staff to commemorate teh loss of Esme.
{{{LCB an lil Esme}}} shee wuz a bery braive kitteh
Bofe LCB an Esme wuz brave kittehs.
My deepest condolenses go to LCB. I kno hao hard it iz.
{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}
Unforchunatlee, I gotta go bak to werk. Pleh.
Mebbe see y’all tonite!
*Sawft furry heds raise in mu medow.. gentle purrings of recognishun.. idans’s kittehs, Mickey Mouser, Lucy, Spookie, Midnite, Zee an awl teh uzzer kittehs warmly
welcome a frend of a frend …*
{{{{Esme}}}} <3 {{{{LCB}}}} <3
That wuz mah thot perzackly!
*gentle gmta hed bonk wif {gremlin} *
Maibee iz lyke a momen uv silenze kinda fing but nawt ebrewun knos bout Esme an hur braive fite, iffen taht iz teh reeson tehy shud putting a lil nowncement up topp dere.
*taiks sebral momentz tew fink bout Esme an awl teh kittehs taht haz crost teh brige, wipez leeky eyez*
Eeben if dat nat beeyin teh reezun, I fink doez uv us hu dew no abowt Esme and LCB shud taek it as such. Iz much bettur reezun fr lak uv lolz dat jest teknikul difikulteez.
♥♥♥ {{{{LCB and Esme}}}} ♥♥♥
Ifinkso you are rite! Hugs to LCB and her Esme
i love it. what a great site.
*d’Beaker whispers conspiratorially*
we could go over to loldogs and play there until the cheezes hork up a new lolcat. if we told the dogs that there would be food, they’d probly believe us. just sayin.
*Upfi whisper conspitar … like Pfleep*
or we could stay here and see how far we get until the cheezes hork up a new lolcat. Mabbeh we brake teh limit of 600 dis tyme if we really mayk and effurt? Ai has to be orff, but will joyn u guise l8er.
wel, iffen wii iz gunna bee heer awile, ai haz maid a big dish uv red beenz an ryce wif snausages innit, aneewun wan sum fer tehre lunsh, dinner, er wat eber meel tyme it iz fer u?
heehee tendrils figgerin owt wayz to teez da goggieez…brb
Halloooooo???? What happened to the Powers That Be?
dis kitteh culd b mai Magick! Hims is zaklee like dat! Mage iz an 18 pownd Wegie! He iz gonna b 12 yeers awld Joon 1. Ai lurve him so much!
Shouldn’t it just be “angry cat meets art therapy” period? Only ones who go to art therapy class are people studying to be art therapists.
But as a future music therapist, I want to say ZOMG what a great way to kick off Creative Arts in Therapy week! Thanks for the promo!
omg! sooooooooooooooo funny!
Carbon copy of my kittehh
ELL OH ELL
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww its a cute cat not angrey cat