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con grat shu lacerations calicocoa and lyanthya what would yew like for silly brashuns?
Chokklit caek! Ai maded it yespurrdae.
** cuts slices**
**hands round bout tew teh chheezpeeps (lyanthya and calicocoa nawt sekkund ub corse**
*nose pokes arown corner an sniffs*
Ohai Kafleen! Ai’s wundering if dere’s ennee caek left, too.
*sigh* choppd livvah again! Sweeeeetpea n Jamamaaaaa, ware R yoooooo?
U can haz teh choppd livvah wafflols if U wantz. Iz whut teh Troll eetz tuu.
Ohai donkee. U want teh caek? Oar ai can maek u sum belgun wafflols wif strawberris adn whippee creem brule?
Wafflolz??!!?!?!? I can haz????
Ob course. Iz enuf for awl teh peepz.
Haz a careful wif teh whippee creems…iz mebbee still hawt.
HAIR cream????
Heer, Kafleen, Ai sabed yu a peese ob caek!
ohai wulfie! fankz foar teh conch hats. didz us meetink befoar aidoanfinkso? iz plezhur ta miet ya! iz afturnoon heer, fyve acklok, sew teh glas uv wyne wood bee welcum. ai prefurrz teh redz. adh hao bowt yu, lyantha? conga ratz on aaoowwrr ty. shal wii du teh macarena tu teh ty booteek?
ohai calicocoa, no aidoanfinkso eibber tough yew seem tew no mai nicckername it is ebening hear (roundbout eight tirhty bai nao)
yarsh. ai’z bin siing teh kewl niknaim in teh freds. ai laiks it adn it bii teh eezie tu sae (adn tyep). shal wii kolekt lyantha adn stawp bai CHEEZ (whaer ebberbuddy knoaz aor naym)…) foar teh wyne? (fankz, ly, foar teh nommy chococaik!!!)
sure lez do dat
wow this cool
Shortlii tu bi followd bai kaos thiiorii.
LOL muchly!!!!
Epic Fail in 4 … 3 … 2 ….
Ooh! Physical humor!
See ifn it can stand up to teh poitny endz theery.
taht’s teh cat’z craydl hypoffusis, aifinkso?
*piks up teh kateoke miclol fone *
And teh kat’z in teh cradlol and the silber spoon,
Littlol boi bloo and teh man ‘nna moon.
‘When you comin’ hoem?’
‘Son, I don’t know when. We’ll get together then.
You know we’ll have a good time then.’
♫ ♪
…adn teehn teh boi groze up adn teh daddi aksks him teh saym kweschun adn teh sun sez teh saym fing. baysikly, tehy donut half teh taim fur eetch udder. iz sad song.
Is beri sad, yes.
Yas iz teh sad sawng.
yarsh adn it beeing bai teh cat stevens. wunner ifn itz teh autoe… awtobyo… stoaree uv himz oawn lyfe?
OOOHHH U gibbed me teh eerwurm!
♪
We were all down at Margie’s bar
Telling stories if we had one
Someone fired the old jukebox up
The song sure was a sad one
A teardrop rolled down Bubba’s nose
From the pain the song was inflicting
And all at once he jumped to his feet
Just like somebody kicked him
Bubba shot the juke box last night
Said it played a sad song it made him cry
Went to his truck and got a forty five
Bubba shot the juke box last night
dat reminds meh ub wun
:music note:
Don’t rock the jukebox
i wanna hear some jones
Don’t rock the jukebox
cause my heart aint ready
for the rolling sotnes
my son herd dis furr teh furst time wen him wur small, an hee collapsed into
horribull teers…it wurrhartbraking and shocking… he used to be so tender
hearted…
and now…and now my son…
what will become of him?
*donkee runs and hides unnur bed and cries*
Oh Kafleen!!! Kum bak!!!! Plz??
{{{{Kafleen}}}}
He will b ok.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{Sean}}}}}}}}}}}}
Don’t crying Kafleen. Wii lubbingz u. U noez u haz a lotta frenz heer.
Plz kum owt frum unner deh bed. {{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}
I lub u, mar.
tank u.
Nawt haz teh sad pls donkee.
* liftz teh bed up so teh cween nawt haz tu bend daown tu see undur it *
a Troll E Troll is beezing so nice?
Wutt wunnders dis place has….
*wundders*
Tanky, troll e troll… {{{T.E.T.}}}
Kafleen? Did sumfing happen to yur son? Oh my, ai hoep not!
.
{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}
Oh, Cassidy, u so sweet too ask. I not noes u, butt fank u furr axin. I haz
Dat song triggured teh sobby in meh.
teh mellodramatic sumtimes dat gibs meh teh embarrussment.
My son, he is going to be discharged frum teh Air Force. (Honorable)
His MMPI, not so grate akshully.
His conshunts, not so grate askshly,
eedur….
{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
I haz a stoopee….. wutz MMPI?????
Oh, deer. I thotted u noo. Or mebbeh u is juss playing ..un-know-
lejubbull..
so teh uddurs will noe? hm. Ennywai…
dat’s teh Minnesota Multi-phasic Personality Inventory…or sumfin.
Basicially is psychological test, a verreh good wun.
An mah son? Him not dood so good in teh conscious-related issues…
if you know wutt I meen….
as a CC wurshippur, dis hurts meh in the wurst wai. As a muddurr,
even wurse. As a LAZY, self-absorbed muddurr, well, i leebs it up too
ur imajinashun.
I r reepin wutt I sowed. Dat’s teh bottum line.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
tanky <3
pea ess: once i planted a garden with seeds which i dream’d would
gro into beautimuss plantz. i werked on it in gud weather, but
neglected it more and more as the days grew hotter and life happened while I was making other plans.
[cue harp music] time pas’d.
I ignored the garden, because when i looked out my window all I could see in that flower bed was a tangle of weeds; this depressed me so much i just quit looking out that window.
Then, one day i saw a flash of color out of the corner of my eye. I went closer to that patch 0 weeds, and found, lo and behold,
flowers hiding under the weeds…enough for a happy bouquet!
This inspired me to carefully weed that garden and it gave me much joy. Yes, the plants were stunted; yes, they probably would have produced bigger, better flowers if I had done it right. And yes, i reaped weeds from
“sowing” neglect, but I also reaped flowers, they were just hiding
behind the weeds from the seeds of neglect.
Maybe you just have to wait a bit, catch a glimpse of color out of the corner of your eye, and then look for the flowers. I know you sowed them.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sweetpea, u b sew wise!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
not weally, my cween. just lotsa spearmints in sowing adn reaping…iz kind of you tew say so, doe.
Dis peom-story iz givez mii smilololls!
Ai iz adult child, nebbber mudder (butt [!!] for the 4-foots)
– IMO, teh parentx haz Effek on childz, but (!!!) teh childz can chooz to be teh differunt. Maybee awl of uz has had to chooz who to be.
Wat anywun fink?
Ai agree.
In mai filosofy, owr choysez ar wut defynz us moar den aneefing els.
Parentz ar powrful egzamplz adn figurz ob awforitee, but we eech maek owr own choysez adn must lib wiff teh consekwensez ob doze choysez. Adn ebreewun has diffren valyooz adn diffren ideas abowt wut iz important in lyf, wich chaynge adn grow as we gayn egzperiens.
oops. I mean conshunts, not conshus.
sigh.
dis r gettin harryer and harryer. *bleh*
Oh noes, Kafflen. Yu rised him rite an he maded hims own decidings. Wee momsz do da bestest we kno how at da tyme. {{{{K}}}}
Oh Kafleen!!!!!!! I ♥ u sew muches!!! Adn I feelz ur pain. Deh guilt uv beeing a mom adn feeling like a failure….. I noez it furst hand. Iz hard tu member dat wii didded deh best wii kud. U haz deh boi, just lubbing him adn beeing deh bestest om u noez how….. No wun kin asking moar. {{{Kafleen}}}}}
Aww – missy donkee – donut be sadz. Be happi dat son be coming
hoem soon. Isa gud fing ai fink so. Dat song always makes me sad 2
adn ai miss mai dadcat too.
Ur a sweety. Fank u. <3
I got the string! Noa how dew I get down?
Ur frewnd grabbity will halp u.
I finkz u gitz down off a duck.
Bestest down Iz frum muddur goos acshully. U can haz down frum awlmost NE burdee.
Bedder dan try N 2 get daon frum Ephant!!
das a big duck
Iz funneh coz he attackin an inanimate object.
makraymay aint eezie
need fums fur nots.
kurse my lak ob oppozuble fums!!
(sumwun had to saying it)
afrayd knot.
hao ded ai tai my tail to teh chair leg????????
That rules owt teh Manx feerory.
Conga rats, Cali! How would u lyk to sillybrate?
yer no einstein kitteh, but iz okay to get tangloled up in da substanz 0 da uniberse on dis thred…
in fearey dis is a strait line, but in pwactice is a tanglol
Leeve me lone. Is bizzy.
kthxbai
I iz not a ztring! Nope! I’m a FRAYED KNOT.
Mwahahahaha
Meow.
I, I got a line
I got a line on you, babe.
Romeow yo haz wupped my but but but I am sing the sawng howebber I kaint remember the band so you gits burger fer the ref and extra cheez fer confounding meh.
In good Spirit, I grashiously accept dis burger and extree cheez.
Iz a gud ole song, no?
issit Spirit wiff Randy Californiaa onna lead gitbocks?
Issn dat jest the ‘Freshness ob Garbage’
We habs a weener!
U hab won a wheelolbarrow full ov records.
Unfortunately, we cud nawt find a turn table on which to plai dem.
Enjoy urseff as u luk froo dem and sing teh songs in ur hed…or teh shower.
Iz az guud az “Fresh Garbage”…kthxbai…
=^..^=
Otay, then the wabbitt goes aroun teh tree and bak down the noal, wate, hole on. first the wabitt comes up owtta the hole and den goes aroun the tree an… wate… wut?
OMG, I didz it!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/23/funny-pictures-omg-i-didz-it/#comments
kuriously enuff, dis kitteh ken tie a perfect half windsor in a silk ‘countess mara’ cravat.
grad student kitteh
gets into argooment with
physics chair
Kitteh fought teh chair,
and teh chair won.
wif sum help form teh roap ub corset
Speeking ob “corset”, wun ob mai kittehs akshualee gawtid intoo wun ub mai ren-faire kawstoom binz, and sum-howe tyeded hisseff up wif teh corset-strings! Wuz reelee funnee watchin’ himz try to walk daon teh hallwayee liek dat…
=^..^
fais paw!
tuff ol’ fizzikz chair stuburn woodn’t bend
kitteh is twine hard to unravel dis knotty prollem.
SNERK (good fing ai iz nawt loud to haz dwink at teh compooter…
nawt eben a mounting do?
unforbtunately know
da roap! that is whut da “I’m Okay” kitteh needed to git back up da stairs.
I liek dis scyence cat, he be intelleegeent, he cayn make lawts of muneys to buy the gushifoodz and floofi toyz and da nip, and big kitteh tree condows. oh and treets shapeded liek fishies!!
Ohai guies.
How iz eberywun 2nite?
ai iz doin fine but tired (sowwy bout twippin ober yew teh ubber knight but teh gammacat hided yew wif teh blanketz an eat macthed teh floar…)
Ohai, wolfie.
I foargibs u foar trippin ober me. Fanks to Ambercat’s snorin an steelin my blankee, I nawt get mutch of a nap ennyway.
reel gud heer, red, fanx! haow wuz yur dai tudai? (bettur, ai hoapz.) hav sum wyne adn chawklit cayk wif us? (wii haz teh lyantha tu fanking furr teh caik!)
Ohai, calicocoa.
My day wuz “meh”.
I finkso I’m gonna lay awf teh alkyhawl 2nite. I woked up dis moarnin feline lyk I’d been awn a “bender” an nawt had berry mutch to drink at awl!
U gots ised tee?
*plennee* uv issed tee! heer’z a pitchureful, adn a frawstee glas!
Fanks!
**mixes 1/2 sweet tee an 1/2 unsweet tee in glass**
**goes to drink, but luuks up from glass**
Yah, I kno. I’m Southern womin but nawt lyk teh shugaree-sweet tee.
Um red? Dat nawt unsweet tee in dat pitchur…dat be teh lynchburg icee tee.
Iz teh win, but teh alkyhawl iz nawt missing.
**spits owt contents of mouf, sprayin lynchburg ised tee awl ober WRr**
Sorree.
Iz Okai. Jus nawt wunt u tu getz drunk wiffout U nose it.
Awn enny uthur nite, I wud nawt mind drinkin teh Lynchburg Limminades. Iz GUD stuffs! I wud buy teh 4-pak bottlols an suk dem puppies down lyk it wuz nuffin.
whyyyy whyyy whyyy wud yuz waste perikticly gud alkoholz?
Hai rhsb – iz U doin beddr? Ai hopz so.
Ohai, BOM_MOMME.
Duz u meen bedder tehn erlyur 2day? Wayle, it depenz awn wat aspeck ur tawlkin abowt.
I duz has a slight happitayle. My bran-spankin-noo lappytop arribed 2day! I cannawt wate to get it awl set up an play wif it.
Yes, Ai been worrin all dae about u. I hops the bff ting worked out how u wanted.
Fanks foar teh wurry, but I be okay. I’ll land awn my feets no mattur wut teh anser is.
Ise just ducky cept Romeow nailed me wif a ref I knew but coodn’t name. My Sumtimers syndrome. let me show yew … who are yew again?
I’m teh crazee/stoopy redhed.
Nyse to meetcha……agin.
yew no stoopy red
Red iz still fellin nawt gud aifinkso. I haz to go nite so sumone pleez get her strong drinkees and splort sofu to rest on PLEEEZ Fanku
Fanks foar sayin dat, but I did sumfin 2day dat cud be constrooed as stoopy.
I lykes dee crazy redheads cept Iffen I rememers kerwectly dat doan axually narrer it down mush.
Hay! I rezmblol dat remark….
I wood tell yew that ‘the wun dat gawt away’ wuz a red hed, but I wasn’t usin the rite bayte so she wuz never on the hook (although she’s stil feetured in somma muh better dreems)..
If U ebbur haz a redhed trai tu getz intu bed wif u wif spurs awn….RUN teh otter wai. Du nawt eben stawp tu put teh clothes awn.
**whaks WRr upsyde teh hed**
I TOLDED u I wuz sorree foar dat!
wat yuz got anginst spurs?
Judson! Ur a gui. I needs to ask ur opinyun…
I has gui dat iz gud fren. Howebber, I tolded him 2day dat I wud lyk to be moar den frenz. (I tuuk cowardz way owt by tellin him in emayo. I figgered it nawt put him awn spot so mutch an him cud “choo” awn it foar a whiel.) I also tolded him ifn him nawt feel saym way, den I wuz okay wif dat.
Wuz dat stoopy? Did I possiblee rooin a gud frenship?
I hoap nawt.
**rings paws, waitin foar response**
Gud fer yew fer axually sayin wut yew felted! Unfortunately yew sed it to a guy which means dat he mite hafta git in touch wif his feelings, could be touch and go (No snerking here). I Doan know the guy so I cain’t say but iff he responze dat he wants to be frenz ‘wiff benefits’ ask fer medical and dental too
**snikkurs at teh benefits crack**
Gud eyedea! Between my piddlee rayse an inkrees in inshurins, I iz bringin hoam LESS munnies frum werk!
Fanks foar gibbin ur input.
OMCC! *runz in an hugz rhsb* yu da bravest womenz i knowz.*danse danse danse* yahaa yu taked a chanse awn lubz or udderstuffz an i haz a biiggg happi fur yuz
Ohai, 3km.
Fanks foar teh bote of confidense.
Kin I borry it?
yuz can haz awl mine confidense..how was yur tip tu Lex find anifing fun?
I can seriously say that every guy I noes gits a rapid hartbeat and dry mouf and sweaty palms when a gurl sez she lykes him. Its a combinashun of hope an fear. We hope it could werk and we fear dat either it will or it won’t. Lotsa guys run from the fear, some accept it, some live for it, shoot for the ones inna middlol. Good luck.
well unforbtunateliby iz time foar meh to say goodnighty and clorl up by teh fyrefox place
Sleeps tite der Daedraug! See yerazz layter.
Nite, wolfie.
Ooh, a quantum physics lolcat that doesn’t mention Schrödinger! Nice one!
I thought it was Schrodinger’s cat.
(How do I make an umlaut?
Just turn up the volume.)
ohai! I fink maybee I shuld introdooce maiself a wittle. I is a 31 yeer ol ladi frum Maine, USA. I hab 5 kyds. they are 9,5,4 and 2 yeer ol twinnz. Ai hab 2 kittehs. Kao K’o Kung (KoKo) is seel pownt meezer an PawsAlmighty is polydaactyl (dowble pawwed) blaq kitteh wif much attitudez. Ai has fing called Aspergers, which meanz ai has some sochial probems an sensorie probems an sumetimes I donut want to tawk much. I no have much friens but i do tri to make sum new friens on de interwebz. dat iz enuff abowt me foar now aifinkso. kfanksbai!
Ohai, Pawsalmighty!
Nise ta meetcha! Wow, u iz teh bizee womin!
I’m “rhsb” or “red”. Welcome to Cheezland!
ohai pawsalmighty! yu haz az menny frenz az yu wantz heer in teh cheezland! pleez doan’t surree abowt teh “sochial” uar “sensurie” isshooz — yur frenz unnerstand, adn sumtaimz maiybee wii ken halp. adn no wurreez eether abowt teh nawt talkung mutch. happen to awl uv us — it’z akshulee part uv teh “lyfstyl” heer taht wii come adn go, adn stay foar az loang or shoart tym az wii lyke. (laik teh kittehs!) {{{{{pawsalmighty }}}}}
ps — ai rekanyze teh meezer’s naym aifinkso — frum teh “cat who…” bukz? ai lurvz thoez. adn ai adoarz teh polykittehs. (ai wunse had a poly tabbehgrrl naymd “mittenz.) bai fur nao –
yes, teh meezer’s naym is frum teh “cat who” bukz. Ai lurvz thoez too
ya knoe sumfin, ai dident knoe waht “meezer” ment umtil yesturdee, whaan ai lukt et up ahn teh goooogl. it sez siaMESE. nao i geddit. ai hadz teh ocicat — 3/4 meezer adn 1/4 abyssinian + a spalsh uv teh tabby foar xtra spotteenes. hur’z in my pic.
awlmoast furrgotted — “paws,” wil yu joyn us foar sum choklit cayk adn wyn/icee tee/kokoa? (chuckel! duz KoKo laik teh kokoa?) we stil bii sillybraytin!
ohai pawsalmighty!! i haz had gud interwebs frend wif aspergers, her wuz very sweet an intellijint. hur wuz writing storiez for a website i haz, but now hur haz goned off an doing sumfing else, not herd frum her in long time. but her wuz very gud writer. we luvs all kinds ob cheezfrenz heer!! only rool iz to playing nice (an sumtimes peeples mess up, tehn tehy says theys sorry an evreefing’s ok agin). yoo sownd like yoo are very nice!! welkom to cheezland!! (oh, an, if yoo see teh burfday fairy sumtime, tell hur wen yor burfday iz being so her kan putting yoo on teh burfday list!
)
oh, forgotted – i haz two boiz, tehy iz almost 13 an almost 20. i iz still tired frum wen tehy wuz teh age ob yor kids!! an i haz two kittehs – clikkie my bloo name, tehn on my profile clikkie “kumo (happycat) an shiro” to seeing pikshurs ob tehm!
Ohai Paws, ai is kimkiwi frum nooziland. Welkum to Cheezwerld. Ai has sum YCGs (Yung Cyoot Guys) and MUGs (Matyoor Usefil Guys) abailabil iffin yew need sum halp raond teh haws.
Kud ai oardur 2 YCGs an 2MUGs, pls? Ai need dat mennee, kos ai prollee gunna braek wun oar tu.
Ohai pawsalmighty! Iz kinda gnu heer maiself,butt (!) eberywun haz bin bery kind and ai feel most welkummed. Yew will liek it heer, aifinskso. Yew kin call me ICHF iffen yew liek. Ai agree wif Red – yew mus be berry, berry bizzy! Iz neber bin to Maine, butt (again!) wud lub to bisit. Yew haz teh pleh wevver liek we do in mini-snow-ta and lots ob trees, butt *snerk* yew haz teh oshun tew!
I has been to Maine. Iz purty up dere.
Also, teh BEEG LLBean stoar is dere. I cudda spended sum seeer-yus munnies in dat playse!
**plans trip to Freeport aftur hur wins teh lottrey**
Iffn yew wins teh lottrey, kin ai go wiff yew? Ai lubs LLBean!
Shure, why nawt?
Wii kin has Cheezmeet in LLBean!
hii i am sooo glad tu bii metting yuz!! i haz much admiration fur yuz tu bii raizin da 5 hooman bebbehz! welcomez an haz da fun here..ebberiwun i haz met haz been sooo wunnderful..pleez feel at home an comfy an rest after the day wif da kiddiz an kitthez
Ohai, pawsalmighty!! Iz beriberi niec tu meats yu! Omaigudnis yu mush habs teh bizeebizee lief — ai has a happee dat yu maeks teh tiem tu kum an plai inna Cheezland wif uss.
Bai teh waes, ai jus figgurd owt a minnit agon wut teh ‘meezer’ wuz — ai reedid dat inna lodda poasts, butt (*!*) ownlee maed teh konekshun tu ‘Sighameez’ wen yu sed ‘seel pownt’. Mai grate reluktins tu aks foar halp – let me show it tu yu …..
Ai bin owt inna stoopee RL tudae, an ai jus geddin cawt upp heer (oar tryin tu – RL kiips shoin upp at teh doar — plehannahaff). Mai nawt-sekkund attemp at maekin dinnur faeld (pasta – ai faeld pasta, fer gudnis saek!!). Ai gonna goe tries agin.
Oh hai Pawsalmighty!!
I haz seeinged u heer a bit. just neber had deh chance tu tawking tu u. I b an old retired lady trabbloling deh kuntry wif mai huzbin in ower RV. Wii b in Okeehoma rite now.
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Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
,
I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
(just add deh 3 dubyaz in frunt)
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
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*handz pawsalmighty a chokklit martoonee.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Welcomes to Cheezland Pawsalmighty! We has a lotta fun here an wood be ver happy to haf yew join in. If yer new here then yew mite wanna check owt Cweenmj’s blog and the Cheeztown Cryer but if yew’cew been lurking here fer a while then our speech and habits are prolly familiar to yew.
Hey Pawsalmighty, welcome to cheezland where everywun is tall and thin and attractib and articulate (unlike the reel werld). This is a magical place where drinks have no alchohol and food has no calories, and we are awl happy to be here. Yew are nawt the only cheezfrend wif a dissorder, sum ob us are yung, sum are old, sum have had strokes, or heart attax, sum are DID, sum are depressed, but none of that matters here, the cheezfrens lubs everyboddy wut issn’t a troll. I knows about aspergers and I am nawt put off by it, nawt a prollem fer peeps who love yew, like us! Welcomes to our neighborhood! {{{{Pawsalmighty}}}}
Ohai, Pawsalmighty! Welkum to Cheezland. Iss a fun plais!
pawsalmighty,
iff u has aspergers, I finkso yu will finds lot ub peepuslls heer wiff dat!!
I finkso I has a tad ub dat too….
u fownd a majikul, understanding, and mirakulus playce….
Ohai {{{{Paws}}}}. Whut da uver kittehs sayz – Welcome to cheezland. We all be happytayl to have anuver kitteh to plai wif. Puts out floofy paw from mai kitteh (Kidd) and sayz join inna funz and gushifuds. Be sure to bisit cweenmj’s webby site wif alla wundermuss helperz. Join us all inna new fud plais and alla da gud nomms alla tiem.
Is KoKo’s naem a refuhrense to de misteree buks dat all haz got de tytils wut startz wif “De Cat Who….”?
Ai tink de smartee-kitteh wuz alzo habing dat naem!
Ai luvs dem buks an dat kitteh!!
Ai alzo haz got speshul luvs fer de polly-dahktul kittehs!
Ohai {{{paws}}} ai liv in Noo Hamster sew ai r kinda ur naybor! *waives acrost border*
Dew nawt haz a wurried iffen sumtymes u doan feel lyke talkin, butt ai fynd taht jus chekin owt teh lols an reedin teh threds maiks mee feel bedder eben if ai doan joyn in. Iz awl gud heer in cheezland.
before da kitteh came it waz a most prized hand woven cane chair passed down for 4 generations..kittehz killed it in 10 minutez
gotsa run fikz teh dinnr nao. reellee nais tu bii playink wif ebbrywun! *cc skampurrz off tu teh kitchun* nait nait foar nao!
Ba-dum-bump-CHING!
Fang Q, fang Q, cween will be heer awl week!
Plz to nawt forgit tew tip your wayters and waytressis.
Plz see teh fread below. Dis commint not supposed to be heer. Ai haz an em-bear-a$$ed
and an angree 
at wp fer makin me luk stoopy. Hmpf!
welkum tu teh clubz. U be heer lawng enuf wp gunna maek u luk stoopee…eben happinz tu teh cween adn teh anni frum tyme tu tyme.
Haz a drink adn teh snak?
* handz teh ichf teh lynchburg icee tee adn teh bag uf sordid nutz*
Yep. Teh Wurd Press needs a Biggggg Hoofiing…..
I try a linkee heer tu see if WP still b nomming dem.
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Hay, ai gots lawts ob teh fernachers liek dat!
Ai kwite unnerstans, ICHF – mai dis commint wus sposid tu bees wif 3KM’s poast abowt teh caen chaer.
thnx CC it nawt just mii ..mine comment bii landin were they wantz..just like da kittehz
Nawt relee. I had appoyntmint dere so basiklee I wented strate dere an den strate hoam afturwerd.
Gotta go bak awn Fryday, dis tyme foar appt wif DrTinyCat.
wuz dat supposed tu bii up there? hope DrTinyCat visit is just a routine.
Ohai Paws. Ai haz teh unclol dat libs in Maine…him sendz me teh win lawbsturs adn teh clams at chrissymass tyme.
Mebbeh ur unclol wud liek moar xtendid famblee??
**luks beri hoepful**
**trys tu mopp upp teh druul nunobtroosiblee**
If U haz teh munnees. Ai haz tu pai fur teh lawbsturs anna clamz, but himz can maek shur teh fresh wunz is sended.
this comment iz awlso in da rong plase…whyyy whyyy whyy duz da intertubez nawt like mii tunite?
Wen deh moooon iz in deh sebenth howse,
Adn Jupiter alinez wif Marz,
Deh innertuubz will b gooft up
Adn deh peepz will awl sez, “AAaaarrrrrrrrz!!!!
dis iz teh dawnin uf teh aig uf aquariums!
Aig uf aquariums!
Aquariums Aquairiums!
i just cheked mine moom calender.. da moon in da 1st Gemini an void of course..wii awl nowz da geminiz..yuz are xactly rite
*handz chokklit martooneez tu awl deh peepz hoo b cursing WP fur trowing dere commintz hither adn yon.
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Cheez!!!
Hay! Ai resemble dat remark!
Oh carp! Stoopy werdpretzel! This wuz suppozed to post underneef cween mj’s “down off a duck” commint. Argh!
Rassin-frassin…
Ok – nao DIS commint wuz supposed to post unner mai prebius commint!
Ai gibs up – mebbe ai shud jus go nao and try agin too-morry.
g-nite awl!
huh?
I finkso wp b wakky tu nite. a hole buncha commintz seem to not b wair dey belonging. Howsumeber, it did posting mai linkee rite away. Just not wair I puttinged it.
wat da problem wif da spurs?1? we thot yuz boiz wud lik dem
Nuffin rong wif spurs inna barn. Dem nawt blongz in bed…dey will shred teh sheetz fastur den a rabbid weezil chasin a meezur.
U spozed tu using deh Nerf spurz in bed.
oooh wat iz a little sheet sackrafise in da face ub fun?
Otay. Teh egsplinayshun of the YCGs nd teh MUGs in on teh preevyus thwed, bai teh wae.
*goes off to d’Beaker Labs to start on teh ordur*
just goez tu show ya-yu kant let da boiz play wif da big boi toyz
this comment should not bii here it should bii up there sorri for ani konfusioon teh intertubez iz nawt lubbing mii tunite
oh fanks, I lurve chowkolit cayk. an Koko nawt liek cocoa but he lurvs cawfee. he freakz owt when ai has sum, and if ai letz him sniff the cawfee kan, he rolls aroun liek it is nip!! him iz odd lol. so fanks for the cayk an wyn.
Joo awlmoast hadz it rite… Teh bunnyeh comez aowt ov teh hoal, runz araownd teh tree, den goez bak daown teh hoal… dass haow joo ty a boalun.
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Joo cuud add “play wif teh tag end…”
anyone online??????????? im bored i wana talk bout cute chubby cats!
wowz…kitteh iz bettur at teh math dan i am…
stephenie are you there??????????!!!!!!!!!! <:(
Eleben dymeshuns of teh kitteh…teh string konnex dem awl!
Well, sum phizz…fiss…psyent…err…smart pipl dink der are ten dymenshuns, butt (hehe) eye dink der are eleben. My lolspeak is kutting edge, no?
i love cats that no math! even tho im probaly worse than this kat!!! lol:D
da kitteh iz DEFINITLY smarter den me :3
lol that iz funni!!!!!!!!!
STEPH?????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitteh is eethur praktising science on a shu-string, or himz stringing us alawng…
An wudnt u noe…ai spelded “syuns” rong…
Okay, who knoes ware dis iz gonna end up, but heer goes:
Folks, I finkso I’m gonna try to get sum sleeps. I nawt sleeped gud at awl last nyte – lotsa tawsin an turnin – so I hopeso I gets bedder sleeps 2nite.
Hassa gud day/nite/wutebber!
gudnite, sweet rhsb…
happee dreems….
Quantum cat
…has excaped teh box!
Well, cheezepeep, it be tiem 4 me to clean up da kitchen, makes da coffee 4 tomorrow and watch “news at 10:00″. Ai haf 2 be up at o’dark thirty to goez 2 werk. It’s been a bery fun ebening. Eberywun sleep tight, no bed buggies bitez, and hab a most wondermus Fursdai. {{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}
O U knowez abt teh beddybugz! Mai Mum usta say dat in ’60s, me did tew my
ChildPeep in ’70s.
I alwayz miss deez post thredz. I is doin wurk wher Ai cant get online durin’day….
I lubz reedin dese n miss bein parta dis. Lubz U awl tew. GR8 BUNCHA HOOMINZ!
ohai bgcmeowrrr! aii kno wat u meenz, ai wurk 2nd sheeft sew ai gitz tew plai a lil bit durin teh dai butt (hee!) wen ai git hoam most ebreewun iz dun playin fer teh dai
Sumtymes AfriCat iz heer lait (er maybee iz eerlee fer him) *waives tew AC*
Pretzel Logic kitteh
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There is a new Theory of Everything Breakthrough. It exposes the flaws in both Quantum Theory and String Theory. Please see: Theory of Super Relativity at http:\\www.superrelativity.org
Einstein was right!
Good to know that the quantum physics cat did escape the box and is obviously not dead when we look at her……..
What does this mean for the theory??