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look reely live dough,,
Wowzer, Neenepuss 2 nawt sekunds in free minnits! Congrats!
Fankies!
Shampaynes? eets de reely gud stuff – got it frum Cheez – Maus sed it be top kwality – eben if eet wus cheep…
*whisks in, carrying caek frum Nennepus’s last nawt-sekkund*
Chawkilt caek still warm, wiv wippy creme w/Nstii (with no skwirrl toenayles in it)) an sham payne, hic!
ooh – ai am so hungreh in RL… an has tu wurk tu… stoopy stoopy RL an RL fayleng teknolji…
*eets a HYUJE peas ob caek*
conga rats nennepus!
* offurs a congratulatory plate of empanadas filled wiff apples and cream cheese*
* places tray of empanadas awn floor wiff sign that reads ” just fur Maus”*
Empanadas wif applols and creemy cheez? Taht sownds extry nommy, Mu!
i made em a few weeks ago in real life. i used the biscut dough inna can an sprinkeld the out side wiff cinomon sugar a put some butter dots on dem. it was a good quick easy desert!
When I want something special and quick, I often make a berry clafouti. Basically a casseroled pancake.
moar details pls?
Ai fink it’s a simple pancake batter baked in teh obben wiv berries oar uvver froot sprinkled ober b4 cukkin.
oh, lyke a dutch baby or pannukakku oven pancake? Rises all puffy in teh ovven, and collapses into custard when yu takes it out?
I’ll make it wif applols and cinnanom for brekkie when I has company.
Sorta, but not quite as custardy. Recipe below…
So, cobbler but upsyde daon!
** announcemint tyme **
Just wanted to let everyone know that I have been having computer virus problems here at work. I stayed off the internet yesterday to avoid problems,and I will be limited to my play time here for a little while.
I has a sad !!
** back to your regularly scheduled LOL **
{{{EEck}}}
Aw, eeck, I sawrry! *schmoo* see u soonest!
Lemme find my recipe an I’ll post it inna litlol wile…
Maus, Princess Mu, evverybuudy,
has ennywun here gotten into teh slow-rise no-knead bread baking? Ar yu gedding gud results?
i r nawt familiar wiff dis bread….
I haz tried it a few thymez, it wuz berry good. Flour, wadder, yeest, a gas-pilot oven, rite? Maykez a troo crusty bred.
zf, haz yu maded it wif whole grains?
Mark Bittman did NYTImes article on NYC baker Jim Lahey hu duz this, so I gotted innerested. Breadtopia site haz more info nd bideos.
This recipe works with blueberries, blackberries, peaches (cut-up) or allpes (cut up) too.
CHERRY CLAFOUTI
Yield: 6 to 8 servings
4 eggs
1 cup sugar
1 vanilla bean, split in half
1 tablespoon brandy
1 cup flour
1 1/2 cups milk
1 pound cherries, pitted
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Grease an oval ovenproof dish about 13 inches long. In a mixing bowl, whisk the eggs and ½ cup of the sugar. Scrape the vanilla bean and add the pulp to the egg mixture. Stir in the brandy and flour. Whisk in the milk to form a smooth batter.
In a mixing bowl, toss the cherries with the remaining sugar. Place the cherries in the ovenproof dish. Pour the batter over the cherries and place in the oven. Bake for 40 to 45 minutes, or until the cake is
sponge-like. Remove from the oven and cool for 5 minutes before serving. Serve the clafouti warm. Garnish with powdered sugar.
OMCC!!!!!!!! that sounds wonderfull! you had me at brandy…. Fanks fur the recipe!
looks terrific, Maus. I already copied and pasted into my files.
oh – jus liek de wun may grandmummykatt used tu maek!
eggsepted she used Grand marnier instedd ob brandy…
Fanks Maus!
You’re all welcome! A little ice cream on the side is good with this too…
A little ice cream on my side? Usually it goes rite to mah butt…
*snikr*
It duz luk grate! But –
ai cant bleeve yoo thot yoo had to say – rite after thr tinee berriez, that the peechez shud be cut up! Nao ai shall go giggling throo teh day 1
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But it wuz shurlee a gud thing. Yoo shud hav scene what happened when a former boifrend ov wun ov mai neeces traied to “boil a cup ov water!”
Whut is teh “allpes”?
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noet to slef: Mak dis NAO!
lmao i really did like that .
verry good one
Like cobbler? Blooberry cobbler, applol cobbler, razzberri cobbler?
Ai lubs razzlberri anifing. Wish ai cud get them to groes, butt(!) ai has black n bloo fumbs.
Duz u haz wylde blakkberriez in I owe way? They’s weeds sum playces, u cud gro them?
Berris gro wylde all ober here, butt(snerk) onli fings ai gro iz uglee weedz.
wii doen hab shaedii placez at mii hous so berriz doen gro so gud butt (oops agin) mi nexz door peeps shair therz. Thai gud peeps.
Hai! May ai pleez hav sum cobbler? SHURLEE there must bee sum peech
there!
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Just doing a kwik pop in! *POP*
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An to say ai ar flying to Oklahoma sittee tomorrow. An ai won’t bee nak until sumtaim awn Mundane. An prolly no internet akcess. Just wanted to say i will miss
yoo..
Oh schmooz an hedbonks Janet! *Handz JCH4+89K a peese peech cobbloler* Hazz a sayfe trip, O Dame Janet, we shall missing u!
Haz a wunnerful thyme, Janet!!
Schmoos to yu (nd to cweenmj, too)
Happy flying!
Hav a grate tyme Janet *schmoo*
*pownce!!!!
Oh Hai, Janet. Didn’t meen tu nokking u down. U ok???
Hope I didn’t hurting ur finner. I haz such a big egg sited!!!!
I hopes u tew has a happy cheese meet!
Yay!!! Teh Dame of Cheezland an teh Cween ov Cheezland hazzing a cheezmeet! Tayke pikchoorz!!!!!!!
A cheez summit, ifinkso!
Happy travels, deer J4K! We eggspekts to hear awl abowt it layter!
Happi landinz, Janet!
Thanks to yoo awl.
ai must go nao an trai to pak! A soooo much otter stuff!.
but a haz a reelee big egg sited, too!
Oh, I forgittinged to add this wish:
May Sully be yor pilot!
Thahk yoo so much, deer SIP!! Teh best wishai cud want!
U bedder git pakt, gurll!!!
Iz taht leik Jorjah Chayse Lounch?
Has fun at teh wedding! Helpz bryde &Ngrum to has fun tu!
mnyum, mnyum
Ooh – empanadas!
Fankies!
Dis wus may 15 sekunds ob nawt-sekund faem
Aifink we awlsoh needs som shampayns to sillibrayte!
Shampayn 4 evreebuddee!
*pops cork and pours bumper-full for nennepus
*cheers
Skoal – hics!
*starts tu sing sweedish drinking soangs*
99 flaskor öl på väggen♫♫♫♪♪
Nennepus, u go to bed oar sumfun? Com bakk an sing swedish drinkin sawngz!
so is der such a ting as Virgin Shampayne ?
Sven an Ole svear der iz!
Yezz, iz cauld sparkling apple cider – noe alkyhol an lotz of fun bubbls.
Also iz sparklin graip juws. Jus az gud lotz of bubbls.
teh spraklin applol-cramberryz iz teh bestest! taht wut we alwayz haz for teh hollydayz
Inz mii fambly wii callz it “kid wine” Butt (!!) reeley shood bee callz “kid cham pain”
*wayks up abrrupleh*
*sing moar*
Hårdt bröd och mjölk – det är för j****g – da kan man lägg seg ner
og tvärdö med det samma
Hårdt bröd och mjölk – det är för j****g – da kan man lägg seg ner
og tvärdö
Men har man brännvin, har man brännvi – då kan man dansa natten lång
Men har man brännvin, har man brännvi – då kan man dansa natten lång!!!
Skål!
Hà ¥ rdt brà ¶ d and Mjà ¶ lk
But I noez its sumfin bowt bread an milk, rite? that is for *sumfin nawty*
an dansdansdans awlla nite lawng, tu?
*finds de traslayshunamator for sweedish*
Stayl bredd an milk is de pleh – u mayt as well jus lie daoun an die…
But wif likkor – u can do the dansies awl nite loooooong!!
Are yu member ov a Bellman grup, Nennepus?
noes – butt (ha ha) we sing bellmann songs in may kwoayr!
moas norbegian kwoayrs do… dey be fun tu sing!
At all Scan dept parteez, when I wuz student, peeps slustered round piano nd sang Bellman songs. Eben if I had elebenty walrusbukkets, I still kuld nawt carry a toon, so I did nawt sing, but concentrated on teh drikke og kjaerlighet.
thoase ar gud fings tu be kunsentraytin on – aifinkso – yepp!
Skoal!
{{{{BookLion}}}}
Skoal!!
{{{{Nennepuss}}}}
Wud Maux bii willin 2 shar wif mii?
Oar liek alwaiis runz awf wif the plaet?
Iz kunfoozin fur kittoonz, tu!
He’s mai bes fren!
♫♫♫
People let me tell you ’bout my best friend,
He’s a warm hearted person who’ll love me till the end.
People let me tell you ’bout my best friend,
He’s a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.
♫♫♫
Courtship of Eddie’s Father ref. FTW!1!
ai lubbed dat show.
ai haz a sad dat Bill Bixby iz ded.
*eyes r leaky*
Harry Nilsson, hoo sang teh song, iz ded too.
*dubbul leaky eyes*
Wuz Bixbee teh Marshun oar hoomin? Ai lieked dat sho.
Gotz tu goa to Werk! Erk! Erk!! erk
He’s as real a YOU are!
I reject your reality and substitute it for my own…
Cause my own is cuddly and neber lets me down!
no way u watch mythbusters!?!?!?!?
Faithfully…
WOW no clue dats lyke won of mai fav. shows next ta Howse an NCIS …
good to no der is fellow myfbufter watcher hur !
Ohai Raindrop, chekk ur profyle foar frend rekwest! If I had cablol, I’d watch mythbustererz too. Watch it on baykayshun wen wii duzz hav cablol.
yea! der is moar den won fan
*wunders why i iz surprized not lyke i de onli one wif tv*
hokey brb goin’ ta check mai frend requests…
yu mite be sprized, sum uv teh fings peeps in heer watch / reed / du / lissen tu
ai lyks teh gnu abatar, btw!!!
ohai PK fankies! well i’m surprised but moss ppl is surprized i watch all dees ‘dult showz adn dats all i EVER watch !
Hmmmm *skratches hed* Myfbusterz iz ‘dult show? Lyke, reel grown up haz grown kidz ‘dult? tee hee
Iz not bloo shoe, iz shoe bout if hurbain myfs R tru or not.
they tru myfs and iz efer plas..plus..cud happin or iz bustded.
Iz fummi to wach.
*carp* is suposded to be at fred of shoe adout myfbuster shoe. I doen lik WP (o maibe ai did rong) aifunkso
Ai doen like when WP mobes commints aroun. Maks mi fink ai doen stoopi.
Noe, u aer nawt stoopi – WP iz! Sumtiems it puts nyoo messijis at teh bottum uv teh fred until sumwun refroshis, Den teh messij jump 2 ware u ment it 2 be!
iz otay, BOM!
I noez Myfbusterz nawt bloo. I juss teezin Raindrop there. Dint com owt rite in ritin….
WP duzz some straynge straynje fingz, oyesitduzz!
well iz talkin’ mainly bout Howse adn NCIS adn Burn Notyce adn Monk adn Psych adn all da udder USA kindz of stuff dat nt b kidz shows !1!!i’m so totally dicted to NCIS is soooo fav.!
ohai, Raindrop, I luvs NCIS, too. I don’t evven have a tv, but I’ve seen it in motels and at ovver peeps houses. Will has to download episodes frum internet, aifinks.
KEWL r we frends yet or will u sendz me a request cause urs not bloo!
alreddy did…
I dunt no y Iz nawt bloo…mebbe i iz happy tuday?
lol punny
Raindrop; ai haz tried seberal thymes to ad U az frend. It doen werk. Wiil U ask for mi pleez???????/
kk dats weird i wuz ur frend den ur name dispered … den i juss look now at yur frend list adn it says i’m dere my full name ting is raindropanddaisytop adn i haves a black adn white pic. of twooo lions… so we wuz alredy frends but sumfin’ happened adn dat messd it up …
Hoo U kawlin ‘dult!?
Groan old iz kompulsoree; groan up & been ‘dult izznt!!
but we am frens awn ICHC!!!
an al mai ichc frenz ar reel.
yep!
An bedder dan sum RL frenz…
sad butt (!) troo….in sum cases
*nodnod* Iz nawt menny RL peeps ai enjoi teh compnee uv as much as mai cheezfrendz!
*cheks self, feels paws, cheks owt fur and whiskurs* Yep! Aym real too!
We’re in yor Internets . . . being yor IRL frenz.
heheh
(A)p(l)awz!
He’z reel 2 me
an dats gude enuff fur me!
Dis mah cuzin. Rait? Hiz name’s Plush D. Kitteh.
LOL!
oh noes i feel a vri extrem slort cumin’ on…
*tightens raindrops CHRG*
fankies …. is hokay now
still vri cute!
yep! awl baby kittehs am the cute!
Gud mornin al. Iz posed to be beutimus dae todae. Hi 70F. butt (snerk) bye caturdae da raines be here. Mus be gettn closd to Girls State Bounci Ball tormamint thyme.
its nyce heer in GA tew
Still cold (15 F) in Teeny Tiny Delawhere. ‘Sposed to be nice-ish (50’s F) for the weakend…
Yep, sayme here, mah Mausy frend. Abowt 15. Gunna be a warm-up today, oh yesh, ifinkso. And then on teh weekend we gits daylite sayvings time – and moar daylite at teh end uv teh wurking day – oh yay!
Grem, you’re in State College or the vicinity, yes?
Yepper! I yam! Why – is yoo coeming here to vizzit me – lyke owr dear Moe did bak in teh fall on teh day befoar mah sooper-sekrut-sorpryze-mergency weddingk?
Prolly not comin to bisit. I just has a curious…
As curious as a . . . maus! *tee-hee*
Prittee chillee in Lundun and wintree shourz eggspektid dis affernoon.
Chilli in Skawtlund 2.
With cheez and salsa and sowr kreme? *nom nom!*
Chi Ca Go Land be WARM!! 55 -60 F 2daa… Butt whiz nose — next weak cud bee freezee agin …
Hyoostun reporting: we have eggsalanse in weather todae.
Ohai, JITBM! Hazzint seeing yoo here in a whle! Hao ar yoo doing today?
70 sounds wonderful
I on deh odder hand is in a ice box
Ai senz warm an fuzzies to al ICHC peeps…Az long az Ai haz su;m to shair.
Real izznt hao yoo ar mayd, mah dearest liddl wun. Itz a thing that happins to yoo. When a kitteh lubs yoo for a long, long tyme . . . not just to play with but REELLY lubs yoo, then yoo becum real.
*hartfelt happy sigh*
o cween! I wishes a happy cheesemeet to yu nd Janet! Has a glass or cup ov whutevver yu has in celebrayshun for me, too, plez.
Fankee booklion!! I haz deh biiiiiiiig egg sited tu meeting deh Janet in purrrsun!! I finkso I taking hur tu haz sum chikken fried steak at Annz. Dehy making deh berry bestest chikken fry in deh hole whirrld. Annz b a liddlol 1950z kinda plais on old Root 66!! Wun uv mai faborite cafez.
Ooooh, that sounds wondermus…I luvs thos oldy cafes, nd where teh old Route 66 still eggsists.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj1Q59Zd55k
*has nostawlgia*
Bellbehteen Wabbit ref FTW!
FTW Gremlin!
My kitteh lubbed me fur hiz whole lyfe. Duz that meen I am reel nao, too?
I fink it reelly iz dat if yu luvs sumwun, yu bekom reel…evvybuddy haz to realify hims or herself.
Booklion – yes, teh luv of yor kitteh has maykinged yoo reel too!
To luv and be luvved is teh graytest joy on erth. Oh yesh, these 3 things remayns. Fayth, hope, and luv – but teh graytist of these fings is luv. Iz whut mayks us awl trooly reel . . .
{{booklion}}
It is here that I wuld yooshully inklood a linky to a fayvrit luv sawng.
I will posting a linky but WP wil prolly eeting it. If no URL shows up below this, jusst going to yootoob and google Moulin Rouge Elephant Love Medley. Is a treat!
Wun elephant love medley coeming rite up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaqYgWc8-vs
Dere is a forf… singalongmoobies!
♪♪♫♪♥♪♥♥♫♫♥
ai lubs dat moobie…
habs tu see it wif odder moulin rooj singalong-lubbers dough – ai habs tu sing wif dem!!!
An tu de Mamma mia-moobie tu!
♪♪♫♪♥♪♥♥♫♫♥
Ohai, Nennepus. I went thru a phase wher I watched Moulin Rouge every week. I hassint seen it in a few munths, but I okkayshunally grabs a kwik fix from yootoob.
I bot Mamma Mia last week when it wuz on sale at Target for $10. I has nawt seeinged it yet but so menneh peeps has tawked abowt it that I thot I mite lyke it.
I lubs teh mewsikal movies in jenral. I noes is nawt sum peepl’s kup uv tee. But teh costumes, teh singin, teh dantzing, oh my! I luvs teh spektakkle of it awl.
*awl ob cheezland suddenly bursts aout inn unison…*
♪♪♫♪♥♪♥♥♫♫♥
dans dans dans
♪♪♫♪♥♪♥♥♫♫♥
♪♪♫♪♥♪♥♥♫♫♥
dans dans dans
♪♪♫♪♥♪♥♥♫♫♥
♪♪♫♪♥♪♥♥♫♫♥
dans dans dans
♪♪♫♪♥♪♥♥♫♫♥
*gotta run – have fun on de neggsted lols!!!*
{{{{{cheezpeeps!}}}}}
gud meowning all!
ai lubs a gud musical tew gremlin! I’ve been trying to find tyme to rent Mamma Mia for months now!
Iz dis teh Velveteen Rabbit?
Ai red at frenz hawse, (wuz borin, what teh were sayin) and sat wif back turrnd so dey cudnt see Ai wuz cryin.
I has a mini-me
hee hee!
Hai gies.
Jes checkin in. I’m better 2day an gots sum desent sleep last nite. However, I did jump bak awf teh wagon agin yesterday (smokin agin). Nawt a gud fing to do, but I felt lyk I needed to do it.
Fanks foar awl ur lubs an support!
hay red – code M
Ohai rhsb!!!! *schmoo* gotta go nao!
{{{rhsb}}}
ohai rhsb goodz ta see u is a liddl better ! hang in der! good luck wif da quitin’! {{{rhsb}}}
Mornin’, red. Just keep on trying to stop for good, k?
My kitty also has a stuffed mini me that he loves. He carries it around in his mouth, grooms it and nuzzles it.
Sillywhiskers, that sownds verreh kyoot! I duzzint rekignize yor naym – is yoo noo to ICHC? If so, welkum! If nawt, then just – Ohai!
ty. I picked “sillywhiskers” ’cause my kitty has such long whiskers they look silly on him!
ZOMG! I haz thatz Beeny Baybe!!!
So kewt! Don’t has a sad, kitteh. I hugs u.
~Splort~
Oh noes, D.R. – I coems by to fynd yoo lying here awl splorted!
WEEE-ooooh, WEEEEE-OOOOH! Teh CCC arrives. Owt jumps Dr. TinyCat and awl uv teh reskyew kittehs! Wun kitteh sweeps up teh brayns. (Gud kitteh!) Wun puts em bak inna hed. (Yesh, yora gud kitteh too) Wun kitteh dispenses a brand noo CHRG. (Yesh, GUUD kitteh!) We wurks together to tayp yoo up with dukky tayp. (OK, kittehs, I thinks I got this part mahself.) *tayp tayp tayp tayp* Two kittehs brings sawft blankee frum teh bak of teh CCC and sum choklits! (OK, kitteh – yesh, please let go of teh chonklits! kthx!)
This team effort brot to yoo by . . . Gremlin and teh CCC/Dr. TinyCat Team!
Dat iz teh Nyze Res que! Maeks mii want to splort!
Whoop whoop whoop heer cums teh CCC!
.
sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmun wadder
tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
snap snap awn teh eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
wrap wrap u inna softy floofy cheezfrends map blankie
.
Naow, heerz sum hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees anna stoofed
bebeh pengwin tew cuddle, jus rest fer a few minits an aboid lukin at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay? U reely needz tew ware ur HGGs an CHRG at awl tymes D.R., u iz at hi risk uv splortage!
yay! a dubble reskew maiks u feel twict az gud!
myne wuz kinda lait tho, mai lack uv ‘refreshin’, let meh sho u it!
Thanks u bofe, Gremlin and Blu.
Thank gudniss yoo is OK! And thanks to awl teh CCC operaytors and theyr meddykal knolij. And to mah frend bluesfan! *hi-5’s bluesfan473*
maibee iffen wi awl sing teh sawng kittehs binky wil cum tew lyfe jus lyke Pinohkeyo!
♫ Wen u wish upon a star
Maiks noe diffrunce whoo u r
Aneefing ur hart desyres
Wil com tew u….♫
When yoo wish upon a star, sung by Louis Armstrong,
youtube.com/watch?v=4cHsPCAZlP4&feature=related
Say, teh kitteh in this klip (Geppetto’s kitteh Figaro) looks a lawt lyke teh kitteh in this pik. Hmm, itza smawl whurld!
lolz i luv dis pic
He is not speaking in lol!
AWW both teh fake and teh real kitteh looks like stuffed toys i used to have when i was littel
LOLzz I hadz that kitteh when i was ah littel gerl
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Comments will, I hope, disappear above that level! *reports to cheezes*