Comments on: I got my eyes on you…

By: Yama

Yama — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 01:14:47 +0000

I haz that mouse

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:53:16 +0000

glad yu liekd it, OnleeKitteh! Yu kan go dere yerself ne tyme yu want, yu noe!!

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:11:28 +0000

all the live long day

By: paul

paul — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:12:28 +0000

Is that some kind of illness??? Because it is making me green!!!! Is it

By: Alison

Alison — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:42:15 +0000

Why I eyes ya!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:39:19 +0000

is not teh eyes…is teh NOSE

teh nose gonna sniff u owt…………..

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:33:49 +0000

OH {{{{{UK}}}} Dat wuz a most beautimus stori. Ai lobed it so much. Ai culd see mai kittehs (Missy, Squeaky, BK, TuffGuy, PeepAl) adn my goggies (Sissy, Confucious, Tippy, Brute, adn Prudence) all playing inna Princess Mu meadow. Dey be so happytayl adn fulla lief. Fankies bery muchly.
**sniffs, wipes nose, sniffs**

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:21:46 +0000

Ohai Raindrop. Let me tells u bout sumfing mai couzin said mane years
ago. She wanted a prettie dress adn mai autie said she didnna has any
monies. Mai couzin said “well just writes a check”. Sumfing tells me
dat couzin didnna unnerstandz anyfing bout monies. Butt (tee hee) she
learned later when she gotted an allowance adn hadz to buy alla her
clotheses.

By: Babaloo

Babaloo — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:07:32 +0000

I want this desktop!

By: Sir Scarfalot

Sir Scarfalot — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:41:45 +0000

oh, dats gud. but ai dids reskew yoo… aifinkso. But, ohes noes!! anodder lol came! bye nao…

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:31:06 +0000

If u wantz to ask to be frendz I would be bery honoured.

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:28:47 +0000

I dunno Y mii name changez colorz. I noticed dat too. i haf to seez iffin I ken figgur it out … eene wun haf eene idee why sumtimes mii namez be bloo an den it iz black???

Iz nawt mii faut!! iz nawt twin da be anti social …

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:20:19 +0000

Iz gud aifinkso. What happended last fred you was bloo, now uz black. I don unnerstand. U no wants frends to find U?

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:12:14 +0000

eeewwww … dat nose sound lik gud nips… Iz dat gud nips? i nawt a nip ex pert

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:10:45 +0000

yup… yup mii goggies getz da bak snaos and da punctures too. You haz tyme naw fur some puncturin??

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:09:32 +0000

*offers Gammacat sum eyewash tew cleer teh dust frum her eye*

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:08:53 +0000

fresh pikked inna swamp where teh waddurs keepz teh kittehs awai.

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:08:41 +0000

Ob curse dey iz kleened wif da kitteh tongs — wut else??

Otay, lays dawn onna cooshie bed heer .. ur face goez inda hole at da endz (so uz donut smashes ur nosey)

Naw, Iz beegins onna neks furst. Yous weel feelz a leetle presuuure and den … a pop – dats da puncture! Heer goes nufink!!

Push … pop … push … pop … push … pop…

howz dat — startin to feelz bedder .. I keepz goin /

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:06:39 +0000

Oh, and truvia duz nawt cause teh digestive prollums. Is teh sugar subsitutes whose names end in -ol (sorbitol, mannitol, xylitol, etc) that can make teh intestinal moosik.

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:04:33 +0000

Truvia is better-tasting than pure stevia, aifinkso. It iz avabale in regular grocery stores here, and in helf-food stores. But I agrees wif annipus, that splenda tastes teh best.

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:04:02 +0000

**Kownts pointee enz awn kitteh**

Wut eggzaglee are teh “needlols’ kleened wif? Iz kitteh tungs? owell, datz kleen enuff fur me! **sines up** Ai haz tense musclees, teh DrTinycairopractur sayed ai had teh tensist nekk musclees he eber seed in twenee yeers! Ai alwsew hazza hedake awla tyme!! Kin yu halp?

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:03:49 +0000

iz da nips da gud stuffz??

By: booklion

booklion — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:02:59 +0000

ohai, parrothead, onny causes digestib prollums if yu has lots and lots ov it, more than in gum. Howsumevver, if yu gets sugar-free stuffs made wif sorbitol, and she eats lots ov tehm, yu gets yur rebenge. Just make sure paf to baffroom is cleer. I noes this frum eating sugar-free jelly beens maded wif sorbitol. twelve hours of teh agony, nd I wz fanking CC that I livs alone nd did nawt make ennywun else suffer frum teh sounds nd smells.

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:02:12 +0000

Yez pleez, I uzed to haz one for mi goggie before he crossed the bridge. Mi huzzbin uzd to call her da vudu doctor. She also duz the cyro—chipo—back snap doctor.

By: Troll E Troll

Troll E Troll — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:01:25 +0000

Duz U taek troll munnies oar nipz insted uf pennies?

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:57:08 +0000

fank q PK – ai ben finkin abowt mai Max and Stormy and Cody and Chica a lawt laytely, sew ai thot ai’d bisit dem!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:55:25 +0000

vereee lubley UK!!
ai hasta go, ai has sumfing in my eye,
yeah, that’s it, dust in mai eye!
*sniff sniff*

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:55:20 +0000

shud say — hiz NOSEE iz two beeg

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:53:31 +0000

*runsawfwifkwikness&treets*
der, all hidden!
thankee PH!

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:53:03 +0000

Da kittehs nosee luks funneh — iz too beeg or sumfink …

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:52:18 +0000

yup!! pwice is elebenty hunnerd pennies and a beeg pile o gusifudz …

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:51:50 +0000

**finds note uree publick wifakwikness**

Yew sware tu dis, Judson?

Aifinkso ai will du the Olestra stuffz at hur howse, yufinkso?

By: Troll E Troll

Troll E Troll — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:46:21 +0000

Ai can get teh giftee cardz fur mai frens?

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:40:17 +0000

I HAZ A NOUNCEMENT!!!
I hopez iz OK to jest mak an nouncement…

I madeded it inna last LOL, but nawt meeny peeps left der…

EEENNEE WHOOO…

Iz startin a noo cheezeland bizness (due I needz a permitz???) Iz a Accu Puncturin bizness. Iffin eeny peepz haz a tense musclees o sum painz or achies den mak en pointment at mii klinik and I weel gibs you some punctures. Iz onlee uzes berry kleen needles — day are likked kleen eberydaa and I kans mak up to 20 puncturees all at wum time!

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:40:15 +0000

**wipes eyes wif a sham-WOW** **blows knows awn teh sham-WOW**

Dat wuz byooteemus, UK!

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:36:20 +0000

WHOA! I actually jumped back startled!

Great Lol!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:36:01 +0000

Objectz on pooter screen mai be sleepier dan dey apierz.

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:33:09 +0000

oh hai Bon_Momme — you steel needz a puncture??? I hadz ta go homez be four. Butt (oh) I iz home naw and ken bigs you dat accu punctures iffin you still needz dem…..

By: judson

judson — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:32:12 +0000

I fink dat if yew gabe yer MIL sum gum wif Truvia we wood be willing to back you up, meybe even lie fer yew if the stories yew tole about the loud digestib prollems were funny enuff. I furdder fink dat I wood go to grate lengfs to support yew iffen yew offered her a bowl of they tater chips made wiff Olestra. I yam trine hard and nawt comin up wiff anny topic funnier den Mother-in-law flatus.

By: nismo

nismo — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:30:40 +0000

Oops, I mean “on”.

By: nismo

nismo — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:30:03 +0000

Oooh, now the owner should put his or her face in the kitty’s food bowl, bed, etc.

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:29:38 +0000

Mai IRL haz bean yuck dis week week week, did nightshayde lewz hur hedake an git awf tu baykayshun, duz inneewun nose? Ai wu habbin a wurree bowt hur, frum teh liddlol bid ov lurkun ai wuz ablol tu dew!

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:24:35 +0000

Hey Sir Scarfalot — I wuz da peep dat wuz splorted by da black spikey kitteh. I didin nose dat der wuz a noo lol … So I splorted at mii own riskee. Butt (oo) I iz fine!! i wokeded up and sweeped up mii bwains… Dey r a bit dusty and mii hed bone wuz crookedie — but awl wurks pretty pretty pretty *bonk* pretty gud now!!

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:20:13 +0000

lullaby, angudnite, sleep a fyew moar minnits deer romeow!

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:20:08 +0000

*UK iz lying inna kozee rockin chayr nekst tew teh beeg pikshure window in teh Hedsplort Recubery Ward. Frum heer, she kan see teh Princess Mu Meadow. UK iz lying wif her wite frunt paws tukked under her, and her liddle bloo uni korn curled up besyde her. He iz sleeping, uzing UK az a pillo, and UK’s strpey tayl iz curled aronwd, parshully coverin teh uni korn liek a blankit. Teh sun shynes in teh window, mayking teh uni korn’s gold horn and hoofs glitter and sparklol. Awn a liddle wood tablol bai teh chayr iz a half ful kup uf hawt choklit, naow lukewarm, and a prittee emerald green glass vayseholding purplol and wite lilacs. The scent uf lilacs fills teh Hedsplort Recubbery Ward. Uk lubs lilacs – dey remynd her uf wen she wuz a bebehkitteh growing up at her parints’ howse, where dere wuz manee lilac bushes. UK’s yello-green eis are half klosed, but she iz awayke and luuking owt teh window. She haz just had a wunnermuss bisit wif her owld frens, and naow she iz watching tehm enjoi theer new frens in teh meadow. Over bai the lilac bushes, Max iz standing nose tew nose wif hiz owld horseshowing/trailriding/camping buddy, Chip. Both uf tehm are bays, red-brown wif black legs, maynes and tayls, but iz eezee tew tell tehm apart. Chip, a Standardbred, iz taller, longer and leaner, an ex-raycehorse, while Max iz a typical Quarter Horse – shorter, stocky and muscular. Off tew the rite, UK’s goggiefren Cody, a Miniature Schnauzer, iz plaiing wif a frog he fownd at teh pond’s edje, wile Jamamakitty’s Mamakitty watches him frum her seat awn teh split rayl fence. Right in frunt uf teh window, weer teh lawn meets teh flower gardin, UK’s kittehfrens Stormy and Chica be plaiing hydenseek wif rhsb’s kittehfren, Josey. And awl arownd teh meadow are lawt uf otter kittehs and goggies uf ebery deskripshun, awl uf tehm happily enjoi ing teh beyutimuss meadow. After watching fer a lawng tyme, UK stretches, waykes teh uni korn up, and they boff stroll frum teh ruum, glad tew hab seen owld frens agin. *

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:18:39 +0000

Odeer! Yu rite, gammacat! Hear, tayke dem an put dem inna gud hydin playce! **Hans gammacat treets wifakwikness**

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:17:08 +0000

i can has YNG who cuks and cleens?

By: parrothead

parrothead — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:15:46 +0000

Ohai booklion mai winged fren! Datz it eggzaklee, truvia. Ai haz nawt scene it in stoars yet, yu say iz pleh? Kin yew buy xylitol, ai haz onlee scene dat in gum. **pushes awai nawty fawts ov servin tu muddur in law to mayke hur hab loud digestive prollums**

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:14:28 +0000

SSSHHHH!!! parrothead… lettuce tayke teh treets nawt-sekkun!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:13:43 +0000

i thinkin i culd uze a MUG tu..mine hubbi iz awlwayz bizzi wurkin so i needz himz tu bii handi at da howsehold repair thingi