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Corn cat shoelaces Anni, may ai offer yu sum strawng Arabic kawfee? Perhaps sum baklava tu nom?
Duz teh cawfee hab shugr innit? Dat iz pleh 2 me! An Ai haz diabeetus, so can ownlee haz baklava in cheezland!
Noe sugar in teh kawfee, jus cardamum an kawfee. Plz tu enjoi teh speshul Cheezland baklava!
Thx!
May I haz sum, too, AfriCat? I luvs teh cardamum in my cawfee.
Umm… scuse me… * rayses littlol paw * ai has a kweshun… Umm, hao does yu put teh cardamum in teh kawfee? does yu yoose teh green wons? does yu has eet wib meelk? ink wiring mynds wants tu no!
weel, aifink itz mixed in wid teh cawfee grindz, an noe, noe milkz. eet reely wakez u up.
teh grounded seeds in teh grounded cawfee.
I iz nawt in teh middul eest, so I adds milk.
mmm otay, fankies! ai wheel trai eet!
comin rite up. *gloog, gloog, gloog* dere yu goez, enjoi. heers sum fwesh baklava tuu.
fankee, AfriCat.
*eyes pop wide open wif a kwikness*
Wow! Im reddy fur teh day, nao.
Skewzmi fur buttin in (hee hee), butt (lol) cud Ai hav sum uv taht cawfee an baklava, Africat? It wud mayk knot ownlii mai day, butt (gsoml) mai LYFE.
Cat napping ennee tiem!
Mornin Upfi – we haz a tye! Less go to teh tye booteek.
Oh yesh! Ai cud du wif sum decorashuns! And teh sun’s out today, hooray! So mabbeh ai can has sunglasses?
The sun iz owt heer 2, but Ai juss seed teh 4cast an it sed sno at 12 noon – gess wen Ai wull be cummin hoam wiv teh shoppin!
Oh, and congratchoolaces, Annipuss! Wud u like a fish for sillybrashun? We gets trout for lunsh today wif spinach and taters. And ai can do a littlol spring dans 4 u in the parking lot. *hop hop caper prance twirl*
Ai haz nebber had trout. Ai lub sammun an moast wite fish an tinnd toona – haz dat wiv salid sebrul tiemz a week. Lunsh iz awlwais salid wiv cheez, ham oar toona.
Yoo haz nebber had :shock : TROUT????
Mai neese Jennifer, hoo duzzn’t like fisch, ebe sed – “Well, there’s fish – and tehn theres TROUT!!
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Soo, deer annipuss and Upfi, as a speshul treet fur yur nawt sekonds, Ai” take yoo nao to mai favrit trout restaurant. Itz about 40 myols South ov Stuttgart, rite where teh Swabian Alps begin. And it haz teh best trout EBBER! Becuz they ar raized in a streem that springs fresh and cold hardlee eben a half myol from teh restaurant!
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An to go wif it, we can hav a deelishus salad and there scalloped potates. Awlso teh moast deelishus ebber. Itz a sekret recipee, an nun ov us cud ebber figure out exactalee hao they do it!
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An we *poof – itz summer* will sit in teh shade bai teh trout streem babbling bai!
An if we have room left fur dessert – purrrrhaps “Heisse Liebe?
Vanillie eye skreem wif hawt raspberries!
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an Nennepuss an AfriCat an ebreewun else can come too!
Fankies Janet – aifink ai will skipp wurk an join u
*pours de drye rielsing fu ebbrywun*
Oooh JCH4K dat sownds tu fablolus tu mis! I can haz sum deelishus trowt tu? Shal ai put on sum Shoebert foar de bakgrownd?
Oh yes!!! Cudn’t bee moar purrrfekt!
Ooh, I loves teh trout! In teh Aidirondacks, I lykes a restaurant calleded The Hungry Trout, set beside teh Ausable River. Delicious trout!!!! Beautiful scenery!!! Ski in winter, hike in summer. Or be happy eating and drinking in Adirondack lodge style settings.
They can tach you fly fishing there, too.
Eeeeewww! Wai wud enneewun wanna fish fur flys?? An du yu has tu kachis dem inna aers an frow dem inna watur nawt-sekkund?
Sum thymes iz hard to member dat wii iz al ober the globe IRL. I grewd up ona trout. Wii had it seberal thymes a monf. Az a mattr of fax, I haz seberal in mi freezer for Frydae dimmr in diz Lent thyme.
Fredi egg? Hao ar yoo going to cuk tehm?? Yoo mite hav a crow ov cheez peeps standing at yur door nao!
jupp – ail bring de whyte whine!!!
Wif a liddol white whine and buddr. Puts ina luminum foyl wif whine an buddr rasp tite an bak til fichez flaky. Haz wild ryce and salid or over faborite beggee. Usuali has glass of whyne, but no licker durin de lent thyme.
Yu grewd up onna TROUT???? Yur feets mush habbeen beri wett alla tymes!
*klinkee glasses wif Nennepuss*
An afterwards we can draive up to teh littlol kassul awn teh plateau abuv! Teh Countess still lives there!
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Heer iz a nawt so gud but teh best ai cud find video ov it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NytIlC-PoWY&feature=related
heiße liebe? EPIC WANT!
Oh! ai KNOW!!
Wun ov mai favrits.
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Ummmm LOL! Yoo DOO meen teh eye scream, rite?
ai finkso ai meenz bof
but ice creem u can has anneh tiem… u noe can has da otter fing in da open… at leest nawt iffn uz nawt in da naw-tee-barn…
*hums* aiz lookin fer sum hawt love bebeh dis eevnin…
*dus da chairdanse*
ps… ai wus jes remindid ob a guild wars plaiur… dat naemded hims char I scream Ice Cream… purdy funneh. him sed him had creatid da char wen on diet…
Ooooh, I *luvs* trout. The restaurant in the foothills of the Swabian Alps sounds like my favrit trout resser-raun in the Italian Alps! A stream runs by the terrace, an’ it’s penned and the trouts swim there.
Or, JCH4+1K, we cud go “up north” hier in Meesheegun and go fishing ourselves!
We cud! Ai harlee ebber of “up north.” We can haz trout up there?
hoo wud cleen it?? *terns a littlol green*
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But. . .
aill kleen it
noe problems wiff dat – hubbykatt is avid flay fisherman an fishies trouts in de woods round oslo…
Okay! Hier in Mitchygon, peepz say “up north” to meen the north part of the lower peninsula. Dere are manee lakes and streems, and lotz and lotz of fisher folks. I go fly fishin’ up north, and nevvur catch anything ’cause I’m no good at it. Shall wii bring tents and stuff an’ camp out? Tell goste storees at nite?
soundz laik fun! Ai havn’t campt aut – since ai went to visit mao sister in Salt lake Sittee!. Teh hole famblee – awl hur kids an grankids too! go
camping in Arches ebree Eester! Wehn ai went – about foar yeers abo, it snowed an ai thot we’d freez to deth!
*drool*
*gets owt tent, sleeping bag, nife and fork justincase*
*wates for invitashun*
* pulls up chair next to squirrel *
*checks fuel supply for camping stove purrfekt for kokking trouts.*
ob corse – we awl go tugedder!
see doun-tread foar de packing list…
*edges away frum Mick*
*keeps nife handee*
* edges closer to squirrel *
* opens barbecue sauce *
nao mick – we dont eat our friends heer! oar other peeps friends…
*gibs mick a salad sanwich*
U kan probably use de bbq-saus on that…
* eyes salad with a suspicion * I wasn’t gonna eat it! Honest! It’s far too mangy looking anyway… I was gonna have umm, barbecue trout, yeah, that’s it.
no spitroasting teh rodints!!
Can I com campin alzo? I bringz the S’mores stuf.
mee three plz.
dissel be fun!
Hab we gots awl we needs?!?
Air mattress – soarreh – foar may back… (an urs africat…)
Books wif campfyre songs
Chablis – goes purrfektleh wif trout
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Drinkies ov awl kinds
Eggs (for brekkie, in cayse we don’t catcshes enny trouts)
Fishing geer
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Dry flies fer fly fishin
Eco Green sope fer cleenin up
Fryin pan fer de trowts
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Gushifuds fer cats
Hot fawgs fer lunch
Invlatablol mattress
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Jak nife
Kanoo
Lemmings fur teh G&T
Marshmallows
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Jam sammiges
Koko tu drink
Lager as in beerz
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milk choklit for teh smores
netting, moskeeto
old super sawfty t shurt for sleeping in
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Potatoes for pan-fying wif teh trout
Queen-size air mattress fur gruup snorgles
Rinkle-crrem, anti, frum squnting at teh fishie stream
Sunscreem
Toona, justincase
Upfi
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Varius bags ob candy an choklit
Whines – to ebbryboadies delayt!!!
X-tra warm cloads for coald ebnings
YNGs to du te wurk an otter tings…
Zebra-patterned camping chayrs wif our naems on
Ta-dah!!!!
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Dis will be fun – we habs tu get a buss and a meeting point!
ennywun who noes abaut “going north” whu can tells us?!?!
Teh sleep ov teh innosents!
Dat’s haow Ai sleeped lass nite! 9 owerz!
Wowzers! Ai has a happee fur yu!!!
Thx – Ai wuz maekin up fur teh 3 nites b4 wen Ai ownlee slept fur `bowt 4 owerz eech nite!
oh – Ai fink ai want tu du dat…
*looking at de cute noes*
*an de pretteh stripes*
*an de snorglublol ears*
Oh dear – wares my CHRG wdoi – oh noes – is loos!
:::SPLORT:::
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Nennepus’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh fankies Anni – preeshiate de mavelous save!
*slurps de hawt chockli – slurp slurp slurp slurp*
*noms de chockli possum – nom nom nom*
dat wus dillishius!
butt (snikr…) is hard nott tu luk at det pretteh kitteh…
*hmm – pondurs – wurk maight do de trick*
Ai haz 2 go 2 teh shops naow fur fud – an hoap 2 get bakk b4 teh sno dey haz sed we aer gettin!
snoe?!? in march?!?! in lundun?!?!
sumwun at lonsch said we were habing a nu ais aije…
beggining tu sound prubablol…
mai kitteh Kao K’o Kung lieks to walk on de kehybored an makez it beepz until ai taek hym off it. he lieks to sleep on de monitoer awl de tiem.
taek hym off!?!? Noe noe dont do dat
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we onleh has flatscreens nao… not so comfurtablol if noat being a skinneh monorailkitteh..
hehe… mai kittehs laikdid 2 sleeps onna monitor 2es! until aiz gots a flatskreen… me – da hoomin – startid da computur… kitteh nu starting computur meens warm screen… jumps onna desk. jumps onna screen… ownleh… der wus nuffink wer ulwiz sumfink wus… flatskreen noe has tube… kitteh lans deepur dan fot her wud… wus lookin berry cormfusded… nao her sleeps on da modem ^^
Kittehs really lub der pooter keyboard beds, don’t they?
LOL! Brilliant!
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an WYSIWYG!!!
WYSIWTF1
I just luv thees beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep sound
ur doctr sed
sleep is wun ov teh keys 2 gud helth
…but this not whut he ment
The Information highway cat
this is really cute, but quite honestly it would be more pun-like if you put purrrfect instead of perfect. hahahaha.
Clevah, very clevah.
hacker
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