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conga cats shu layshuns awn teh nawt-sekkund, soloe tawp spot! danses an drinkees?
Conga Ratz anni.
Wood ewe liek teh hawt kokoa oar sumfin strongur foar drinkz?
Ai haz teh lubbly razz berri turnobers wif glaze icee fur noms…iz frum teh cheerz!
Teh ratz will haz teh dans uf teh penguins fur Ur ennertainments.
Thx, WRR. Coco wud be grate – Ai aer goin 2 bed soon. Teh razz berri turnoberz sownd nommee!
luukit dose liddlol aiis! must… taek… pre caw shuns……
*runz up and pullz a CHRG ontu jk2kittehz hed.*
*Dukkee taypez it on.
* akksee dentinglee dukkee taypez over jk2kz iiz.
Datz ok, u shudn’t lukking eneeway.
Speshully teh wun on teh left–blu eyes adn taht liddul line down teh middul of hims fayse! Adn him luks like hassing liddul black bangses.
Tree lidl kittuns has lawst teihr….errr….odder kittun!
Oh teh kyoot littul kaliko awn teh left …
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Holds awn titlee tu CHRG …
*runs obbur tew AP*
*raps duckytayp rown CHRG*
*patpatpat*
…
ai hoep dat heps!
Fanks jk2. Dat kud almost be mai littul sister, wiff haff a littul orinj plume …
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AAAKK!! *Luks awai wiff a kwikness*
diz wun iz berry berry danejerus! wii shud send owt uh cawshun tew all teh peeps!
Dat iz uh pwettee littul kittnnuh
Ah meaned 2 do dat.
Wuz Fun! Ai can cum bak up stares adn Wii can duz it agin?
Um, u left a fyoo partz behind…
Zombee-troll?
*luks ober teh partz *
Oh dem nawt partz. Dem iz mai pet bed buggz!
**tacklols troll**
ai dint like been tost into teh jch4k fountain when ai was sleeperin
Den nawt tu be stepping awn teh rhsb! Nex tyme ai frow U in tu teh recycloled debreefeng flooid aifinkso.
Dey RESYKLOL dat stuff?!?!?
Eewwwww…..
Next tyem I gets debreefed, I’m gonna rekwest un-resyklol’d debreefin flooid.
ai dint step on rhsb den somwon had dun sumfin tew the burdie
U meenz ai can seez teh fyootur?
* sitz daown wif teh dizzee. Nawt seez teh wulf until aftur ai sitz awn teh tayle *
Oh Sorree bowt dat.
**snarlols**
oh dat was accident **takes snarlol back**
U noes wuffie, Ai can halpz U wif teh piggeh inna brick haws. U noes teh wun
U nawt can huff and puffs daown?
sew kyoott!!!
SKKKKKWWWWWEEEEEE!!!!!
*graps for CHRG and HGGs*
Iffin nuffink is borked, wai yew not gettink us teh gushifuds to eese ower trawma???
OMCC, what udderlee adorabul byootimus bebbehs!!!!!! Uv corse we must nawt allow tehm tu be traum… trom… haz teh nightmares bowt tihs!
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Giggling fits, those, tehy gunna haz an iz nuffing tu be done abowt it.
I don get et. wut do u meen?
Kitteh fell down and go boom?
ai can has helpz? sumwon lower a roap?
* Lowurz teh roap tu teh pawsawmightee *
What ai haz in mai pawkit?
Oh dat luks berree nommablol
* drawps end uf roap ai haz in mai paw tu nom teh chawkliit possum *
well, dey dinna ask yew to hold on tew teh otter end!
does yew has a rang in yewr pokkitses?
No ring. Ai haz teh chawklitt possums. U want wun?
Iz dey maded wif reel possums?
Naw jus liek animlol crakurs nawt reelee maed wif teh animlols.
Izz chawklit wif teh creem fillings, oar der is sum wif no fillings.
Okay den. I take sum wif no fillins, plz.
Nawt lyk ennyfing mixed wif teh choklit, unless iz Reese cups.
did dey git awl melty in ur pocketes?
Iz elebentee degrees belo 0F tudai. nawt haz tu wurree bowt teh melty.
pokkitses, mai preshus?!
oh ai cantnot be angried, ai is easzilee distracted bai nommablol, espechelee chawkliit. Jus thraow sum af de chawkliit an to hewl wif da roaps
Naw, jes leev me down heer foar a whiel.
**curls up an takes nap**
shift ober a bit; Ai fink Ai’ll joyn yu
**luuks at Ambercat** U nawt snore, do u? Ifn nawt, u kin curl up wif me.
I finkso NS gibbed me hur hedake.
**pulls cubber over hed**
Ai nawt snor, but yu has cold feets! Put som sox awn!
*snaffles blankie and starts to snor*
Hay! Nawt to be steelin teh blankee! Gammacat gibbed it to ME!
An roll ober, foar peet’s sake!
My feets nawt cold. Dey jes a liddlol chillee. Heer, I warm dem awn teh bak of ur legs….
Eeeeek!
Now, why u hollerin foar Eeck?
Can’t u see I’m tryin to SLEEP heer?
Geesh….
Ai thort mebbe Eeck has som bedsox she cud lends yu…wher’s taht smell on cabbij comin form? Is yu eetin in bed?!
dinna mayke me come down der and seperate yew tew!
U haz teh cabbij?! iz teh boyled cabbij wif hawt saws?
**puts floofee blankee (dat was prewarmed by a kitteh) over rhsb**
**tipytoes awai**
**trips ober rhsb**
hew hided red?
looks round for teh coolprit(s)
wasn’t hidin red, was makin shur dat she is warm and comfee!
yew need glasses, aifinkso! :p
ai has meh conatx in but ai iz tired mebbe need sleep tew
Dunno bowt a nap, it’s tiem Ai went 2 bed!
G’nite awl, g’nite!
night annipus
g’nite Anni! dinna let teh Troll’s bed bugs bite!
‘Nite, Anni.
::iz ded fum laffin::
*cawl 9elebenty.
Helllo?? Iz dis 9 leben teez???? plz tu sending halp!!! forge b down!!!
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Yes, fyremenz wud b gud tu send.
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No, he’z not on fyre.
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I just thot deh fyremenz wud b nice tu hab on hand.
Tehre wus fyrmens at wun ob mai skools todai
tehy had teihr big hoes owt an it wus goin skwirty skwirty ebbereewhe!
Tihs is NAWT a yu for mism!
**snikkers an heds to NB**
**snikkers an follows red**
so wat does we dew in teh NB red?
no, it wus a “Peepul hoo halp us” fing for teh lidl kiddies. Ai fink fyrmens is wasted awn tehm – but teh teh teechers lukked preety happy!
I’ll bet dey were!
Should i call teh firemanz to helps you??
Yesh, plz.
But nawt to call teh Texas fyremenz. Dey take FOAREBBER to get heer!
Cause dey’s inna nawty barn? O.o
Nope.
A few munfs ago, I got frowed down in sweetpea’s dunjin. Sumbodee cawled teh fryemens, but foar sum reezun, dey wuz comin from Texas. (I finkso iz cuz Dan heered teh sirens.)
Teh fyremens NEBBER showed up! I donut kno ifn dey got losted, ran outta gas, oar mebbe sumbodee kidnapped dem befoar dey came to my res-kyoo.
Um, nobodie distra- um kidnap- um I think dey got losted.
Yeah, dats it!
**luuks askanse at Janet**
U libs between Texas an Kentucky?
Um,
Sorta. Ize in North Texas.
But I would never trip- um tackle- um detain our
fyrefighters from their appointed rounds (as long
as they are ’round me!)
Ah-HA!
U stolded my fyremenz!
CWEEEEEEEEN!!!!! Janet stolded my fyremenz!
whistles innocently
Iz sumwun needz teh hedbatz red?
SEE!!!!!! i dun tole you wuzn’t my fawlt!!!
Datz kuz u b in Kentuckkee. Dey haz tu cross deh tiyme zone.
Iz dere customs at teh tyme zone line oar sumfin?
I called Louisiana today an nawt has trubblol….Izznt dey awn teh Central tyme too?
Yash but ai finkso teh Texas haz sum Mownton tyme zone innit tu.
**digs owt tyme zone map**
Nawt akkordin to dis map.
Wut tyme zone u in, WRr? I see SD gots bofe Central an Mountin.
Yes, the customs include…
Applolying time crossing payments
babbling offisers lecturing on effects of time travel
C…
Cryin tew teh time bandits for takin teh maps
Denyin all yews of akolohol
E…
Calkee layting deh ICHC time ka nun drum
Delaying departure until deh sun kumz up
Establishing an alibi
F…..
Farmecutical fur dealing wife time sickness
Grabity consolidation for recent travellers
Harrowing tails of adventure
I…
no deh fing is iff ur cakkin someone wiffin like seberal feet because yew dont no were dey are dey get deh call seberal half hurs later, when dey iz dribing yew home
maybee tehy bee livin on Tulsa Time (no wiat- dats okalhona)
I tink this is teh whut the anty-grabbity kitteh seez frum hiz
pointz of view
Upside down stares/stairs?
Gud wun
oopsy
my comment got losted
wuz supposed to bee undr zaffy21′s stares/stairs comment
(cud be uzer errer, but I will blame sunspotz)
haha, aifinkso your comment is in the right place now. =D
Fankies! How are you doing today, Janet? I don’t believe we have met before
Ohai,
/kitteh speak off
I am sorta new. I have been lurking for about a year. Only
started commenting a couple of months ago, with just a few.
I jumped in a couple of weeks ago. Not so many hours at
work meant I had more time for cute kitties.
I am mom to 2 kitties, one floofy black male and one (tape up
the CCC!) darling calico. I lost my snuggle buddie back in
December. He would purr if I just walked into the room. I miss
him a lot, but it has stopped hurting like it first did. He was a
shorthair black BC with attitude to match (cept when his momma
was around).
/kitteh speak on
Aw I’m sorry about your snuggle buddy *hugs* You still have cute kittens to remind you of fun times and memories of your darling friend. Welcome to ICHC. it is the perfect place for wonderful people like you. =)
I’m don’t actually own any cats (or should I say: am not owned by any cats =P ) unfortunately but I get my daily dose of cutenss here.
Tanks,
Yes, my two keep me warm with lots of snuggles and purrs.
And the peeps here are the best. And the cuteness! Oh, my.
See you all later, I am off to my quilt guild meeting.
Bai!
omcc – kan ai hab teh liddle kaliko???? pweez, pweez, pweez???? uhoh…Sppploorrrrrtttttt!!
kan’t help it – kaliko kittehs hab dat effekt awn mii…
oh noes, uniquekittey! No you cannot has! You’d be splorting ebery second!!
in the meantime *calls the CCC*
oh deer, der be splortin eberywhere
*sweeps up de braynes*
now are dese two_kittehs or uniquekitty??
*seperates out two_uniquekitty braynes (i fink)*
*wash wash wash and rinse wif lymon watter*
*scoop intew brayne cabity*
*pat hedbones intew place and apply ducky tape*
*snap CHRG in playce*
*leed victum to splort recobery lounge*
Here is a hawt drink and sordid noms!
*tucks blankee ’round uniquekitty*
now yew just rest!
fank q Gammacat! *snugglols intew blankie and begins nomming teh sordid noms* ai awlreddy haz 2 kalikos, lawts uf splorting goin on at dis howse…but alwais ruum fur more kalikos!
3 cutie kittehs
:SPLORT
goes boom
need nuther CCC (sorry doesnt ahs my license yets keep forgetin teh proce durations)
oh deer, der be splortin eberywhere
*sweeps up de braynes*
now are dese two_kittehs or uniquekittey??
*seperates out two_kittehs braynes (i fink)*
*wash wash wash and rinse wif lymon watter*
*scoop intew brayne cabity*
*pat hedbones intew place and apply ducky tape*
*snap CHRG in playce*
*leed victum to splort recobery lounge*
Here is a hawt drink and sordid noms!
*tucks blankee ’round two_kittehs*
now yew just rest!
gammacat cen yew please tech meh to drive teh CCC purrrrrrrty plez
I can try wulfie!
yew has tew sweep teh braynes intew a pyle (sometymes)
then scoop up an cleen teh braynes (wif flavured watter if yew lyke)
then plop tem into teh hed cavitee
teh hed bones go back awn next, and tehn yew ducky tape them in playce
(the CCC has duckytapye in all sortsa colors and wif sordid animlols)
finally, yew snap on a new CHRG. sometimes I ducky taype teh CHRG in playce for eggstra protecshun.
apply blankees (cheezlan map wuns are nyce), drinks, and noms if yew want.
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eberywuns technique varees.
fanks gamma cat, blankee is gud
it ar cold here
Never try to put ur feets thru the banister wifout help
~Splort~
Oh my, DR is down!
*Weelz in teh CCC*
*Skoopitee-skoopitee wiff teh braynz*
*Washee-washee wiff teh sparkololling minral wadderz*
*Pat-pat intu braynkays beri karefullee*
*Recomfigurayt teh brayn-bonez*
*Apply new CHRG wiff fresh dukky-tayp*
*Help poor biktim tu teh splort-rekubbery lownj*
*Wrap in cheezmap blankee*
Adn heerz a nys choklit martoonee adn choklit possums.
Pleez nawt to luk at teh kyootness wiffouwt deze protektib gogglz*
Thank u
That was a tuff one
We no kare ifs youz is okay…you finds cheezburgers ore nots?
@@@@@@ Elebenty cheezburgerz!!!!!!1!!
OMG. This is me. I say this ALL the TIME.
Cypress Tiger, u b teh klutzee taip? Mebbeh wii culd put u n sum bubblolrap fur protekshun.
Thsi pix made me LOL
this lol made me fall off my chair cause it was so funny then i had to go to the bathroom lol