Electro-kitten is
Electro-kitten is erasing your harddrive
kittehs nd computers nawt a gud mix.
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an skarin the goggie!
an skarin meeee!
*hides unner teh bed*
*runz under bed wif gammacat*
not sure dat eben a cat!!!
Skeerz mii tu!!!
dats 1 of da skeerest things i eber sawed!
wut do u meen??? itz teh cyootest thing I ever sawd!!
the teensy tinee feets adn teh grate big eyes and teh grate big ears, and uhhh….
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splort
o mai! anodder splort! I’z help!
*gentlee picks up braynes*
*washes off wif reverse osmosis purrified waters*
*carefuly puts bak in heds*
Heer skwirrlgrrl, habes a niec helmets to protects youself.
*gibes*
* grabbes awl teh brayne peesus wif teh bear claws
skwishees bak intu teh brayne hole. Uze teh stik tu stur dem till dey fits.
ring teh bar rags aowt tu rinse teh braynes
Tie awn teh 50 baffing cap wif teh baleing twines
Put awn teh CHRG/wdoi ub troll swampz
gib teh floofee blankee adn teh martoonis *
Das awl ai gawtz hoepz U iz beddur sune.
Is this cat starving? What’s wrong with it?
Clearly, it is malnourished. I do wish the folks operating this site would do a betterr job of determining whoch photos are posted. It is horrible to see something like and know there is nothiong that can be done to save the poor little thing.
Hey Cpark
I no think this kitty malnurished – just a lirrel kittie – they do sometimes look scrawny as hell but are in fact just very young.
Pretty sure this kitty is photoshopped to look extra electroish,
Those pokey hairs everywhere are to thick to be cat hair. Quite possibly photoshopped to make the kitty look scrawny as well.
kitteh baby has jes had hims a BAF! an iz sorta bur nawt quite dryed. Der may be hair products inwoved az wiel.
His hind feet have to be photoshopped. Cats have extra long hind feet o.O
*carefully drives up in CCC*
*sweepity up de braynes*
*wash wash wash and rinse wif mint watter*
*scoop intew brayne cabity*
*pat hedbones intew place and apply ducky tape (wif duckees on it)*
*snap CHRG AND HGGs in playce*
*leed victum to splort recobery lownge*
Here is a hawt drink and sordid noms!
*tucks blankee ’round leeza*
now yew just rest! yew is nyce and minty fresh!
Yipes! TREE fixes, awl at onec! Wadda lyuky skwirlgrrl!
sowry, dint meen to make sew much trouble!
teh littel blak kittehs gets me… cyoot little BC.. uh..
*luks away kwiklee*
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um, but if you dont mind, I’ll just pretend teh troll reskew din’t happen. nuffin pursonal mr. troll.
Hay at leest ai uzed teh cleen bearz claws. U purrfurr teh troll paws?
welll u din’t say that!!
and wot about that twine.. wuz that sterlized??
Ai nawt nose dat big wurd. teh twines wuz boyled in olyve oyl if dat iz wut u meens.
*finks her noodul feels funneh*
ohai Leeza how beez U?
lol!
I just left a commint at teh bottom of teh thred for u!
I is gud, xcept for bein overwerked, and broak..
How is u?
I gotted into one of deh skools I applied 2
still waiting to herez frum 2 more
**keeps fingers crossed**
so I has a happeh, an one of deh paypurs I wuz
wurking on is done and we iz submitting it fur
publikashunz
yay!
The cat is staring into my soul *shivers*
ai shlepped em opsyde teh heydz awn owt teh dowr hey weynt.
con cat ulations, carosue. silly bray shins?
Conga Ratz carosue adn sweet peas.
U can haz teh shampaynes wif teh shwimp cocktayls fur drinks adn noms. The penguins will duz teh nutcrackur awn ice fur teh show.
someboddy fed it after midnight AND got it wet…oh noes…..
Idon fink aniwun is feedin teh pur fing enuff, ackually.
Aww iz teh cyoot kitteh.
* SPLORTZ *
Yew meen…we hasta clean up TROLL splort? I is demandin sum halp, heer, pleese. An sum mechanical assistans like robots er bulldozers or sumfin.
nawt tu worriz da trollz frum da fact tor i canz com an gettid himz
aifink cweenmj had a majikul splort repayr wand…
sumbuddi call da troll pikup van!!!! wherez da burfday fairi wif herz cleenup krew? oh da hug manateez ub it awl
we shouldent call teh texas fyremen, dey iz nawt reliabl (tleast ccordin to red)
nawt getz da fyremenz dirti wif TROLL splort..wii likz fyremenz
dey are da gudmenz
mebbe we needs to gets skwirly bob froms failblog. He deels wif trollys. Mebbe he has sum troll repaier kitz. OH SKWIRLY BOB!!
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh ikkee troll braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Deh Troll E. Troll is rappt in ookee blankee, a disgusting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a greezee possum in tuther hand.*
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*flyz owt agin*
LOL! yay fur customyzed solyewshunz. speshly dizyned fur teh troll needs. mah deer cweenmj, yu haz lawng rendered grate serbiss tu hoomanity. An an felinity. an nao eeben trollity! (trollinity?)
Ohai Moe! Howz lyf awn ur end of teh whirled?
Trollinity iz a luvly wurd!
*poofpoofpoofpoof*
*sprays Scentz eau Humour all ober da troll*
*stanz back to add mire werk*
oops, mist a spot…
*spritz*
a Gator!!! EEECCCKK!!!
*hides unner bed agin*
Gatorz nawt scari dey bii futball playerz (gud wunz tu)
*ahem* i am not a futboll player.
am a female gator (bats long eyelashes). I have bin known to hunt trolls; recently i have been on a whirlled toor researching stuffs, i.e., what to stuff trolls whiff.
I wrekker mend stuffing dem wif pond slime.
Gud choyce cweenmj, teh pond slime is gud fur trollz and taystes gud tu.
I munners haow menny trolls you cood stuff into a fiddy-fibe galleon drum?
*luks askanse*
Hao menneh?!?
Wud u be ablol to tuch de troll to stuff eet inn?!?!
Gatorz be teh lubbly nom fur teh splorted troll.
*raises one spoklike eybrow & luks askanze at Troll E Troll*
*casually sits down on troll skin trunk-she just arrive’d off da twain- and rummages around in troll skin purse.*
Adn dragons arre nawt undurr nomming awn gaytorz oar trollz!
*iz redee tew breef fyer if neddeded*
actually, i have b0rg implants that enable me to breathe fire at
really nasty trolls win necessarye. we can has frenship, trade advice?
oooh…naiez…..shur wii can has!
Fank U niec ladee. Ai sorree ai eber finked U wuz teh meen.
U want dis purdee green sparklee rawk ai founded?
Wai fankeez, troll. A lubblee emerald fur St. Paddyz Dat!! W00t wooot!!
*wipez ikkee troll slime off emerald.*
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ooooooo shiney!! I must hide dis frum LCB!!
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*stashes emerald in speshul hidee plais.
I haz a scraggly.
…adn a spikee…..
It looks like it’s made of nettles
Luks lik it needz a big huggie! Purr widdle kitteh — I weel snoogle heem …. Oh noses .. up close heem iz eben cyooterrrrrrrr
**SPLOOOOOOORRRRTTTT!!!*****
Oh deers!! nobodys halped teh Elsa_Mama!!1! (hao cruul.)
I musts comes to da reskew!! lessee… *pulls out chekylist*
Okey… lessee… braynes first. *carefuly pics up teh brayne bits*
*washes an rinses in Dasani Reverse osmosyis purrified waters*
*cleens brayne cabity* (to gets rids of teh dust!)
*inserts brayne into heds*
humm… whats necxt? Oh, yes…
*bandages wif duky tapes*
*applies AED* CLEAR!!! **BZZZTttt!!1q!1!**
nao yoo is alibes, try to not talky. jusss hab a niec warms milks. *sends off to intensif SPLORT care, on own helf insurances
*
Whew, dat was closes!!
Skaird me tu. Conga ratz Carosue. Drinkeez nd nomz fur yu? maibe a nais nu scraf wif da kitteh pikshuz frum da taebo teak?
I kan has scraf? Oooo! I kan wear it assa tie! So to speek! Everibudy shud have sum noms and shrimps and fings in glassez wif ice!
Ub korse . yu can has ennyfing yu liekz . Shrimpz sownz gud abowt naow. but nawt da froze wunz ai haz.
Ai agrees wholhartedlee!
Woah! Kitteh’s fur go buzzy :O
Nooo! Mogwai! This is a very awesome looking kitteh
i nawt sure dat iz a kitteh atawl…atleast nawt 100% kitteh
i tink itz one ov dose “computr kittis” day make dem on da computr
See, kitteh! Iz told you nawt to put yer tailz in da lite sawkets!!!
WOUDL SMOEONE PLEASE FEED THAT KITTY!
It’s a computer animated cat.
Clearly.
ai fink deh kitteh iz a malic.. malicicous? spiewear program dat wants yew tew feel sorrie foar eet
nooo! without computer, how will i ever see lol cats again?!
Doan worry, dat cat be awl kinds of LOLs.
Oh kitteh ai will sing tu suuth Ur egg sited
♪ ♫
Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell
Jimmy Rogers on the Victrola up high
Mama’s dancin’, there’s a baby on her shoulder
The sun is settin’ like molasses in the sky
The boy could sing, knew how to move, everything
Always wanting more, he’d leave you longing for
Black Velvet… (i forgotted deh rest been a while surprising seeing as teh stashun ai lissen to plays legendary cowntrie)
nawt tu worriz kitteh babbi i will lubz yuz an hugz yuz az long as i haz da rubber soled shoez awn
:snerk:
all wintur, ai keeps accidentally shocking my orinj kitteh. He neber seems to mind!
i shawked mine kittehz awl day tuday an yesserday..dey nawt seem tu notice
Eet makes myne kitteh bery bery angries when I shock eet.
I no mean too!
Ai liek it wen dey kum tu cudduls at bedtiems – wen is dark an ai stoeks dem, ai kin cee teh liktrik sparks frum der furrs.
dis lill’ guy is shocking…
nighty night eberyone
**curls up in font ub teh fyrefox plaec**
g’nite wolfie!
Dis iz wat happenz wen yung menz stick da little kittehz in da homemade bong!! DO NAWT DO!! (for enniwun that missed it..it iz an actual stori awn AOL tuday and mine newz just made a comment awn it)
I saw dat, PMO! Want to take that babi away from mean man & cuddle it.
I had da BIG angri wen i reeded it..wanted tu beet himz wif a bat
* handz teh squurmmee bat tu 3KM. Grabz stoopie bong boi *
Ai holdz him daown U beetz him gud, Kai.
ai helps! stupiy boi!
*bang bang bang lukz around surprized* dat wuz a loaded bat!! enniwun seez da po-lice yet? yell wen yu du *goez bak tu banging da stupi bong boi*
after ‘e curls up in a bawl I cans take a goof club and take aim…4!
go fore it
can ai yooze fyer awn himz?
An ai wantz tu halpyu wiv taht. BIGTYME.
Dat kitteh haz been reskued by da humain sosiety and will go 4 adopshuns 2 somwunz can gibes him a gud hoem.
**Red comes bak in, limpin an carryin a bottlol of Mudslides**
**PLOPS in chayre an starts drinkin**
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**luuks arown**
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Ohai. Ennybody want sum?
sounds gud, fangq red!
why is yew limpin? yew okais?
I woar noo shoos 2day an I finkso I has blister awn bottom of my left paw.
Iz been a laaaaawwwwnnnnnggg week, an iz onlee Toosday! Oy vey.
**drinks Mudslide**
Mmmmm…..alkyhawlik choklit milk….
oh YNG?!?!? Ai fink dat red needs a paw massage!
Aw, hail yesh!
If him rubs my feet an gibs me bakrub, I’ll foller him hoam!
hmmm…eh..wai nawt….
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Actchuallee, ai’z knowen furr gibbink gud bakkrubz….go figgyurr, huh?
DK – Ur a grate gui an awl, but I nawt kin foller u hoam.
Sorree!
Dat’z okai…..haoebburr…duz yoo stillz needz a bakkrubz?
wat no kitteh inna bong?
Nope, jes olympic-meddalin swimmurs.
kan i haz a qwik luk?
Ai can haz sum mudslied pls?
* shreddz teh stoopie noo shoos laecs *
U nawt be niec tu reds paws tumorro ai will du dat tu U next shoos!!
**passes glass of Mudslide to Troll**
Fank U. Ai haz teh mud pi fur mai midnite snacks. U can haz dis cheezcaek? Iz nawt whut a troll lieks tu nom.
~Splort~
DR, yew hasta get yer CHRG and HGGs! iffin yew keep splortin, yew won’t have any braynes left!
*sweepity up de braynes*
*wash wash wash and rinse wif lymon watter*
*scoop intew brayne cabity*
*pat hedbones intew place and apply ducky tape (wif duckees on it)*
*snap CHRG AND HGGs in playce*
*leed victum to splort recobery lownge*
Here is a hawt drink and sordid noms!
*tucks blankee ’round D.R.*
now yew just rest!
* grabbes awl teh brayne peesus wif teh bear claws
skwishees bak intu teh brayne hole. Uze teh stik tu stur dem till dey fits.
ring teh bar rags aowt tu rinse teh braynes
Tie awn teh 50 baffing cap wif teh baleing twines
Put awn teh CHRG/wdoi ub troll swampz
gib teh floofee blankee adn teh martoonis *
Das awl ai gawtz hoepz U iz beddur sune.
Tanks u bofe
Dat sure is a tiny, tiny kitn
Yas is teh smawl kitteh. Butt him haz teh big fierce aifinkso.
Oh, da pur lillah tynee cat! Is berry tynee an haves a big angry!
Want!
aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww – himz nawt skaree!! hims sew kyoot!!! and him trying tew be tuff… *UK reeches owt tew pat kyoot liddle bebeh BC* ooowww, bad bebehkitteh!! *pull bak wite paw, naow drippin bluud*
Ohai, UK!
I saw ware u splorted last lol. I has week-ness foar teh calikoes too.
ohai rhsb! ai noes yu lieks teh kalikos tew, yu haz pics uf yur Josie awn yur profyle, rite?
diz little kitteh need a blankie an sum gushifudz
Kitteh kneads lawts ob lubs and a wipe doawn wif a clinkfree sheat … I phinque sew….
**hanz catslave a Sham-Wow**
Heer ya go. Has addit!
whut deh he** is sham wow
I has no idear
U haz not seeninged deh Sham Wow guy doing deh kummershulz??
not shur wai u want tu luk at dis, but heer it b.
youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8
I has managed to miss it some how
ar it an infomershul?
whut does it do?
oh noes.
u mite not wanna watch taht two_kittehs.
preserve ur innosense.
wut has been seen cannot be unseen!
I hasn’t clicked on deh linkie yet
just tell me whut dis sham wow does
its just a cleaning cloth, ifinkso.. nuffing scary abowt that.. but teh Shamwow guy.. HE is wut’s scary!!
I hates to say hi and run, but I is teh freezing.. I has to take a shower still, and hasn’t eeted dinner either..
so I has to run.
{{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}
hope u get gud noos from teh otter two schools!
Bye hunny! Has a gud din-dins!
bai leeza and fankee, hope U enjoys Ur dinner
Fanks Red, but nawt sure Psham-woaws werk tew remove teh static… Butt (teehee) will try anywho…
Wipes teh kitteh wif the Psham-woaw and seez teh statik is gone.
Woaw! iz dere anyfing teh Psham-Woaw can’t doo?
Maek teh shamwaow nowncer less annoying?
Dat wud depend hao tite yu tyes teh shamwow …
nawt tu worriz rhsb haz ba special sham wowz cuz da sham wowz boi iz her “special frind”
**pokes hed in**
Teh Sham-Wow man iz NAWT my speshul fren! Sertin peeplols keep tryin to set me up wif him, but I’m nawt innerested in him. Pleh!
I has liszt of guies I iz innerested in, an him iz nawt eben CLOES to bein awn it.
**stiks lizst unner hur shirt, foar teh saef-keepins**
Guies, I boughted noo cd today an is lissenin to it.
“Easy Does It” (name of album) by Jake Owen (country singer).
So far, iz berry gud. Nyse to be drinkin Mudslides to.
It looks shopped…
ok halp mai owt .. what is de googie?
Doggie=goggie
Goggie is lolspeak for teh dog.
I yam sawy to poynt it owt but dis looks to me lyke a scrawny rat inna cheep cat suit.
Kitteh is sapping mah hard drive!
pooh scraggly liddel widdel kitteh
I gibes U a snorgle and a blankie
and gooshie fuds
adn sum moar snorglolz…adn hugz, adn lawtz ob lubz…adn /nawt/ anne moar akksezz tew mai pyooturr
what is wrong with that poor little kitteh
This image looks shopped, kinda scary too!
*lukkz awn wiff shokked eyez, hadnz klutcchink GH(wpoi)*
N…..nn…..
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runrunrunzawfftewcrai*
*skaelz chaenj colurr*
This, THIS, iz what can be happening if yu baf yur pore kitteh an yu nawt be a lisensed legal professional – vet tech – aerobics instructor!!!!!
Fur teh luv uv CC, du nawt be duing this tu yur kittehs!!! Leev it tu teh purrfeshionals!!!elebenty!!1!!! Yu duz nawt want yur kitteh tu end up lyk this wun!!!!
Oh, the porositee!!!!
*runs back tu studying nao*
ohai, PK!!
Gud rant!
oK, he’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, especially since I have a preference for black kittens, but seriously, isn’t he too skinny? He looks like a few feral kittens I’ve rescued, and that’s the only time I’ve had to bathe them – when I first got them and they were too young to dose with flea/tick medicine. So in the bath they went. His tummy should be fat, his tail should seem really short at this age, and his face should be fuller. SO the cuteness factor is neutralized by the worry factor for me.
This kitty isn’t real. Cat toes don’t even look like that. It’s a computer generated 3D kitty.
Ironic, ’cause the hard drive of my computer was just replaced today.
awww….liddlol kitteh….sew kyooot! Heer, Ai has sum Statik Gard…(holds can uv spritz obber kitteh) ***SCHOOOS***
izznt dat sum bedder? (fluffs kitteh floof and smooves teh floof intu a lubblee style)
Yu luk sew sweet…DO WANT to snorgle!
WIN!!! ai agreez wif yoo!!
Ai jus hoapz tihs kittoon iz awlryte. Ai wishez ai cud knoe fur shur.
dis kitteh, he be so familiars, ai noes not why!!
why is familiar?
whyyy?
can’t fink of where I be seeing hims.
he has a cute. and a diabolical methinks.
EEP! sumwun git tihs pour skinee kitteh a gushifud sammich!
Ohai BF, hao r yu?
ahm gud, fank u, jus unwindin frum wurk. haow bout ur bak, anee bedder? did u goe tew dr. tinyspeshulist yet?
Ai mus cawl ita nite, ai hoap u r feline bedder {{{AfriCat}}}
hez a halloween kitteh! wherz hiz witchy?
Yus ai did. Hee gave mee teh bag fulla drugs an aim floatin arownd teh plaice chasin pixies an purplol elolaphants! But noe (oar berry leedle) pain, so dats gud. Hav tu goe bak nex week an den hee mite doo an MRI tu check teh diskees. Fanks fur axin. O, an tu anser yur kwestion (nawt a stoopy kwestion!) abowt teh dress fur foreign peeps in Saudi. No teh forin wimmins don hav tu wear teh face veil, butz dey hav tu wear teh abaya (blak shroudee fing). Also dere r noe tourists heer. Onlee fur work, business oar pilgrimage to Makkah. Otterwise, noe entry!
Moarning Africat!
Gud tu hear ur back is responding well to fahrmahsyuteekahls! an fingers kroassed dat de disk will slip back inn bay itselbs!
Hao is it to lib in saudi?!?
Gud moaning Nennepuss!
Waal, its betturr ifn yur a manly peep. Nawt soe grrreat fur teh wimmins, fur xample, teh wimmins noe can drive teh car; nawt sposed tu bee in a car wiv wun man ifn hee iz nawt a fambly member, aldough dey doo allow drivers (male wuns).
Generally gud: No tax ov anee kinds! Bootiful nature in plaices. Gud shoppin, bootiful Persian/Afghan carpets fur berry good prices, anteekews etc. Can prrrty much find aneefing yu wud in a “western” country, so on teh hole, life is gud. O, dere r no ceeneemahs dough, pleh!
ob corse no ceeneemahs – dey be de den ob sin… Dere must be a floorishing dvd-market?!?!
O yus! Bof leegal an piratical! VCDs, DVDs an Blu-rays. All de latest stuffs. Awlso tuns ov Bollywood movies yu prolly wudn get in Europ oar teh USA. Lukkily ai kin subscribe tu Showtime, a sattelite serbice fur teh muddle eest wiv mannee progees in English. BBC-shows, Merican series lyke CSI, NCIS, DEspurate Housecats, etc. Awlso all teh sports ai lyke, lyke rugby an criket. Soe nawt too deprived!
We had showtime at the hotel in Sharm-el-sheik a few years back – butt (hee) the funniest – funny as in incredibleh cheezy an full ob bling – was the lebanes music-channelol – dat was full ob LOL, at least for a nordern yuropian!
– needs de sunglassis to watch de TeeVee!!!
Dat wud bel LCB’s channel ob choyse – ooh – lots ob shinee fings!!!
ai coms frum an intens rugbyfamblee – daddykatt played on fronsh junior team when hims wus a juniorkitteh, an may brudder played until he had stop becoz of bechterews (rhoomateek plehness). Ai just cawl it “fotballslåsskamp” – literulleh footballfighting – it wus my spawntanius diskripshun ob it when ai saw it foar de furstest thyme at age 6… (but ai do liek nao – but noat much ob it in norbay…)
likes crickitt tu – speshully one-day-games wif 50 obers… de 20/20 finnishies tu fast an testmatches, nebber understuded hao long dey pleyed foar…
Waal, ifn anneebunny eber fougt a baseball game was long, teh cricket test is 5 days! It can end befoar 5 days r ober, butt (!) it can awlso last fur five dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wut? ai wasn sleepin! Don reely laik teh 20/20 eiver. Teh 50 ober wuns r jus rite. Haows teh wevver in bootiful Norway tuday?
Iz grey… and +3 celcius meens we libs inna giant slush-masheen… We hads 3 feets ob snoes – is slowleh getting to tu footses, butt (snerk) – it’s supposed tu snoes agin frum tumorrows…
dis be de generul feeling:
muttscomics.com/art/dailyarchive.asp?month=2&date=18&year=2009
an in saudi? anudder coald nite? still need det fan and coald drink to wurm u upp?!?!
Teh wevver heer is weird. Shuda been mush warmerer awlreddy. Don maind dough, teh cool wevver iz berry naice. Waal has tu sai cya ladur, mai stoodints r gunna write dere weekly quiz soon, soe its bak tu wurk fur mee. Kthxbyee!
Teh puur babie luks liek it whas shaoerd ‘n’ den putt in teh freazer!!
This kitten is not a “live” kitten, it’s made in 3DMax.
And lo, Basement Kitteh was sent forth unto the world…
Photoshop skillz… Someone haz dem.
iz tht a rl kat?
this be plagiarism! Ive seen one just like this before, just the same, with different words
looks like my cat!
I should hope not, or else you’re an animal abusing freak.
That or really good in 3D Max. Hard to tell which, considering it’s not even a real cat. It shouldn’t resemble anyone’s cat at all.
Can’t you noobs tell that it isn’t a photograph? Not a real kitten, not a real hard drive, not real tile….
is that a real cat?!
Dis fotoshopd – hoo cares?
I guess you could call him electro-cute.
is it compooter jenerated?
Nah, me father was a porcupine.