My first owner was Moses… … he taught some tricks.
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Dis wun iz berry yooseful
Caerfull kitteh; Moses had tablets! Ob stoen!
gud place to kewl harbls, aifinkso
It’ll taek mor tahn a pillpokket to get TEHM down!
But aer dey enny gud fur heddakes?
Iz dat annifing like hairballs of stoen?
Shud tehy mebbe has “brass kitteh” alert?
Fanks, coudnt member hairballs/brass.
Moziz knowsiz roziz, tu.
moses supposes his toeses are roses
but moses supposes err-oh-knee-us-lee
cos no-body’s toeses are roses as Moses supposes his toeses to be.
Teh snow parts ware ai want tew wok!
Luks liek mai truk inna momcatz dribeway Fried egg morning.
an piles up where I want tew wok!
dis b teh *whait* see.
an dat be a FLOOFY kitteh
wid huge poofy tayl
Hoap teh floof is halpin keep him warm.
I’m cold jes LUUKIN at dat pikshur!
**cold chill goes up hur spyne an hur shibbers**
*puts a sawftee cheezpeep map blankee arownd red’s shoulders*
Fanks, NS.
**snugglols in2 blankee**
*hands red a warm drink*
*puts a sawftee cheezpeep map blankee arownd NS’s shoulders*
is yer hedake bettur nightshayde?
Fanks, Gammacat.
U gies is teh bestest inna whirled!
Fanks, gammacat! Mebbe a liddul beddur than earlier today, but nawt much. Ai iz werkin wif mah sunglasses on. Meh. At leest ai haz a job!
yuz can haz mine job ifin i kan keepz da check.
♫’yew wear yer sun-glasses inside’♪
:cue howloling kittehs:
ai wish ai culd tell yew tew go home!
{{{NS}}}
I has dun dat (wore sunglasses insyde) befoar when I has had hedake. Nawt fun.
Duz u get teh migraynes? Ifn dats wut u got (an dats wut it sownz lyk), u has my full sympathees.
Oh, an I did leev u messidj awn erlyur lol abowt flyin.
Ai duz get teh migraynes, but aidonutfink dis beez wun. Itz nawt teh rite tiem fur dat (ai gets dem at a … um … certain tiem) — but sumtiemz stress brings dem on so ai dont know.
…
A co-worker just brought me some ginger cookies (not for the headache – just because she’s nice). I think my head is feeling a little better. I’m not sure if it’s the cookies or a fantastic coincidence, but I’ll take whatever I can get.
Teh ginger is good for teh nausea, and teh sugars and carbs prolly halped 2.
Ai eeted picklold ginger (liek wut dey gibs u wif sushi) wen ai wuz teh preggers. Iz bery bery gud fur nausea — delishus, nootrishus, and useful!
mmmmhhh, picklold ginger! ai lubs it almost as much as ai lub sushi!
*wishes sushi lunch wasn’t over*
Ai lubs teh candeed gingur in sirurps. Ai drayns teh sirurps (gud awn hai skreems, in tee, oar miksd wif likkur) an den chops sum ob teh gingur foar sturfrys. Teh rest ob teh chunks, ai dips in choklit, tu eet jus liek dat. Mmmmmmm. Heer, ai brottid sum foar ebbreewun tu trai.
**hans rownd lubli bambu plattur ob gingur cubberd in awl kynds ob choklit**
**awlso brings in nies Mexican-glass glassis anna pitcher ob teh gingur sirurps, anna varaietee ob hawt an coald likwids tu miks it wif**
Hmmm – that sounds quite intriguing!
Its lublee! Teh gingur sirurps in tee bees speshlee gud wen ai has a coawld. Beri warming.
Fankies, rhsb — ai seed teh post ober dere.
pharoe’s army got drownded … err… make that cobered in snow…brrrrr.
just like in Mulan!
*goz back to skipping thru hallways at werk*
Ohe NOES! TEH APOCALYPSE IS AKCHUALLY HEREZ! RUNZZZZ!
Wut else did him teech u, kitteh?
O, all kindsa stuffs. Like…
Always take a map wif u to teh desert.
Burning bushes is hot. Ware oven mitts.
Commandments carveded into stone tablets is teh heavy.
D…
Droppin dem meen u brake awl ten at wuns
Egypt izn’t a gud plaes to stai
Fliez aer pests
G..
Golden calfs are… shiny. So vry vry shiny.
Um, sry. Whut was teh kwestion again?
remember where temptashunz will leadz U lcb
Up on toppa elebenty mattressesses?
Ai brotted u a areport laddur-ramp fingy. Knocked down a wall wiffit & ebbreefing – mite az well keep it fur future merjenseez, aifinkso.
I sawr that. Good thinking. Eggsept it has one major flaw: NO FIREMANS GREGG!!1!
Fyremans Gregg? Who dat an wut hoppened to Fyreman Cary? 0
yew just want us to call Fyreman Gregg again!
Think of teh bebbeh kitteh’s he is reskewing!
Always take a map wif u to teh desert — LOL, fankx
Iz awf to werk erk erk erk!! Ai goez.
and like himz I has mah commandments giben to me by the ceiling cat
U will has fresh gushifoods fur deh kitteh to eat
U will has catnippy mice fur deh kitteh to play
…
U will has sawft & warm playce for deh kitteh tew sleep awn
I am teh kitteh, ur rooler.
Thou shall has no pryoritees abuv me.
Remember Caturday an do nuffin but attend to my ebery whim.
Thou shall nawt want thy naybor’s kitteh. U has me.
Thou shall nawt do ennyfing teh kitteh nawt want u to do. Converselee, thou shall do everyfing teh kitteh wants u to do.
> Remember Caturday an do nuffin but attend to my ebery whim. <
to kitteh, everydai is Caturday!
Troo, troo…
Oh Red
what a pity you don’t understand.
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.
Oh Red
you’re so pretty
can’t you understand.
It’s gals like you
Red
ooh what you do
Red
**SWOON**
I remember wen dat sawng camed owt! Teh name of teh singur shocked me (I’m sure u kin figger owt why) an my BFF an I started singin it AWL TEH TYEM! Drove eberwun arown uz crazee.
Ah….teh dayz of owr yooth….
toni basil? why?
FYI: from wikipedia, “Basil revealed that she still owns the same cheerleader sweater she wore in the video.”
Teh kitteh — teh absololoot rooler, wants dis:
Albacore toona (frehsh oar cannd)
Ball (wif jinglee bellz insyde)
Cheezpeep map blankie (awl floofy adn tukkety)
D…
Doggies tu go away
Ebberithing yu own iz mine
Fresh fishes
Gushifudz
H…
i could use a kitteh like dat rite naow!
hamtaro!! taht show iz full ob teh kyoot an win!
*sneeks dawn tu JCH4+1K circlol, wif bushell baskut fulls of stuffs.
Luks around nawt seez NE wun
Emptees teh baskut (uf fresh nipz) next tu teh pi stallz *
Hollurz FREE NIPZ
*runzwifakwiknesstuhiedadnwatch*
*pownces on Troll E Troll cuz his baskut still smellols of ‘nip*
Ohai, Duz U wunna maek me wurks inna fak toe ree?
I nawt, but I am gonna spray ya!
**sprays stinkee troll wif preshur warsher**
Dere! Now u awl kleen an un-stinkee!
An u iz teh HANSUM too! **swoons** U kleen up gud, dood.
*wheelz in teh swooning cowch & katches rhsb just in tiem*
* frows teh leftobur ded carp inna swooning cowch *
Dis will halp waeks U up! Maeks meh fink uf hoem.
Eww!! pleh!! Ptu!! U nawt niec, but ai haz a cure.
*pullz teh tu week week week ded carp outta teh baskit. Tosses awn teh ground and roles innit *
AAAaaaahhhh, Dat mush beddur.
Darned mai DID iz shoeing.
*comes in shivering aftah picking up the mail*
It ar snowing and is so cold
we can has spring now plz?
Awl in favor of Spring comin erlee dis yeer, say “Aye”!
AYE!!!
AYE!! EYE!! AI!!!! I!!!!!
Faylin dat, I kan borro dis kitteh? Bin snowin heer sins midnitez.
AYE!!! pleez spring come soon bifor i lose mine little mind!
aye now dat eberywun is cold, but spring meens pleh allerginks for me. do noawt want! lettuce go strait tew summer!
O AYE AYE AYE AYE (etc.,etc.,etc.,) Pls plsplsplsplspls tu maek it bees springleee naow!!
An 5 moar AYEs – ai gots teh proksees tu voet on bhaf ob mai kittehs.
* Hands 2K teh hawt buddurd rumz *
U wantz teh applol pi oar teh applol spiec caek wif dat?
oh that sounds delishus
why fanks I will has deh cake
*sips deh rumz*
fanks WRr that was nice
Gotta go take care of sum stuffs.
BBL.
Okay, I’m bak foar teh momint, but prolly shud run thro teh shower, cuz I’m swetty.
wow yuz realli did takez care of sum “stuffz” wuz it da shamwow boi?
Aifinkso it wuz meh. she nawt liek teh nachural smell uf troll…hurz tried tu gib me teh baf. * shuddurs at teh egg spere ants *
oooh that wuld xplane thingz
U can haz sum nipz?
Iz fresh frum teh swmpz dis moarning.
**comes in, freshly-showered**
Now, I feel better!
Unlyk SUM peoplol arown heer (luuks at Troll), I nawt lyk bein stinkee.
Go awn, sniff me….donut I smell gud?
Also, I gots kweshtun: Why izzit dat wen u tryin to yoose up bottlol of bodee warsh u nawt lyk, it takes foar freakin EBBER?!?!?
teh pixies cum in when u sleepz adn putz a lttlol moar inna bottlol ebery nite fur U.
I finkso ur rite.
Dis stuff has teh “exfoleaytin beeds” innit.
Iz lyk takin shower wif sope an sand. Do NAWT want!
Iz dere enny way I kin gets dem to refill teh Rainbath bottlol insted? I lyk it mutsch bedderer.
Sham-Wow gui? **laffs**
Him cud nawt handlol me!!! :wicked:
*peeks floofy hed ’round cormer*
umm… i can has friends pleez, and fankies?
i know u guys dont want me here but i can just has frends woo DO want me to bee here…
Ohai randrop… ai leeved a messij fore yew on teh preevyus piktur. Plz to go reed it nd ai wil meet yew bak heer, yis?
okay…
Yew bak?
i bac nowand ur right butt i dont rrealy care about ppl rightin’ back its just i want to fit in and be wanted sumweres because i’m not here in GA even wif da ppl i DO see when i’m not in my homeschool thing… adn for once i thought i really WAS fitting in but then Prysma said sumfing and NS and now Annipuss and i NOW there right but i’m just tryin’ to fit in ..
Otay. Pls unnerstand taht peeplz is traiink tew be halpfull nd maek yew pheel wantid. It kin be vairy dauntink wehn yew furst start “torking” heer, nd speshlee for new peeps – ai wud wundur wai nowun was replaiink to mai kommints sumtiems butt (hee hee) liek ai sed, sumtiems peeps get bizzy, sumtiems cos of tiem diffrunses araond teh werld, peeps is at werk or sleepies or ennyfink. Nd sumtiems peeps not sees yore kommints – is jist wae ob lief.
Iffin yew wud liek to startz over, ai wud be happee to be yore Cheezland “Big Sistur” and show yew raond nd help yew owt. Butt (sniker) yew haz tew promis to not get sooooo upset baout fings, otay?
ok butt i DONT care if ppl dont see my comments i just wanna have frends hoo like me for me yung or not …i repeat NO cares about da comments i mean i would lyke a respons but i dont need won immediatly anymore i DO understand that ppl cum in and out but thats not wat i’m wurried about …
{{Raindrop}} its okai Raindrop! deep calming breffs!
*hands Raindrop a hawt chokolit*
lol thanks Gammacat cya
*takes deep calmin’ breffs*
bye
{{Gammacat}}
Annipuss said i was annoyin’ and i’m srry about all the bugin’ i did but i under stand that ALL now and i just wanna hang wif the rest of the ppls i understand everything now and i’m readin’ everythin’ bout cheezburger.com and then once i now bout it i just wanna fit in like any of the othhers thats ALL i want, i dont cares about attention i dont cares about askin’ question i just wanna fit in and be a normal cheezfriend… and no one seems to be understanding that
ohai raindrop! welcum bak. ai’d laik tu bii yur frend heer tu. ai livz in kalyformya so wee’er inna diffrnt tymzoanz, butt (teehee) nawt so diferunt az wif tti oar yurrup. (btw, tti meenz “england” — teeny tiny ingerland, and yurrup meens, wal, europe.
raindrop, ai ken see taht yur smart adn sweet adn eeger tu bii part uv teh cheezland fammilee. taht’s wundrful. iz so mutch fun. fings yu ken trai, tu get yoost to fingz, ar:
1) playin’ teh alfabet gaym (peeps do abowt 3 lettrz at a tiem, tehn summwun els piks up)
2) sayin’ conga rat shoelaces (congratulations) to teh peeps whoo gettz teh “nawt sekkind” foar a gnu lol. if teh’re’z moar tahn wun inna saim minnit az teh tawp peep (top person), tehn cown’t um up adn say sumfin’ abowt goin’ tu teh “ty booteek” (tie boutique). iz plaise tu get nais gifties adn sutch. yu kin awlso offur fuds adn drinkies (umm, guess tehy oughtsta biing nawn-alkhlolic so wii brakez nao feddrul undurayj lawz…).
3) hav fun wif teh kreeaytiv spelloling. lolspeak haz lawts uv rume foar diffrunt spellolingz, grammur, etc. (irawnicly, ai’z an edditur irl (in reel lyfe), adn typink teh lolspeek iz teh helthee foarm uv reebellyun foar mee.
4) ebbrywun *awlwayz* appreshyaytz when peepz cawmint abowt teh kitteh(s) in teh lol, adn/oar menshunz tehir oan animlolz.
ai hoapz taht helpz, raindrop. ai’z heer adn ai’z yur frend. yu’re welcum heer, adn ai knao taht wii’ll awl hav teh fun tugethur!
{{{{{ raindrop }}}}} (taht meenz i’z hugz yu.)
yor frend,
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Ohai anni.
wuld U liek sum hawt buddurd rumz oar kokoa?
Ai haz teh applol spiec caek tu go wif.
*offurz trai tu anni, kimkiwi Adn teh Raindrawp *
Ohai, U iz noo heer?
i iz i dunno about Kimkiwi doo
umm hopes is virgin rumz cause i is 14
*takes martooni frum own stash*
well guys i gotsta sign off too is only 7:13 hur butt i gotta go home anyway … CYA tommorow ebreebodee and tanks fur ur help *promises to be gudd next tyme and not so nnoyin’* anyway bye!
Dat iz wai ai hab teh kokoa tu. iz fur tehm dat chewz nawt tu haz alkohol fur whateber reezun dey haz.
Ohai WRr kin ai jist haev teh kokoa? Ai iz on teh pleh medisin nd kannot dwink.
Ob course. Ai haz been der and dun dat tu. hoep U iz beddur soon.
Ai had a pleh cowd nd it wentid into my chest nd becamed teh myild new monnia. Teh pleh medisin maeks me pheel sleepie nd yukky butt
ai stil haz to coem to twerk.
I’m signing off now as it is just after midnight here and I need to get to bed.
G’nite ebbrywun, g’nite!
so does u guys understand that i just wanna fit in now and that i PROMISE to read about everything and not be soooooo annoying I WAS WRONG i NEED to read about everything and i AM i understand and as soon as i do understand everything i will become just anudder cheezbuddie
{{{{Kimkiwi}}}}
{{{{Annipuss}}}}
thanks and i’m catchin’ up on my readin’ right now so cya !
g’nite sleep tite nolet da bed flees bite
Gud niet raindrop. Liek ai sed, ai iz happee to halp yew. Purrhaps we cud go to Cheez fore a dwink nd tehn ai will taek yew to Nom for dinnur?
lol maybe tummorow CYA!
ohai agin raindrop! ai hoapz yu gotsta see mai looooooong commint, abuv. yu’r fittin’ in *jess fyne* nao, adn ai *lubz* yur sents uv yumer (teh vurjen rum adn teh bed fleez! gud wunz!)
ai’z gotsta go bak tu mai edditing werk nao. ai hopez ai doezn’t lappse into teh lolspeek!
Defnitlee tumorrow.
Yew is mai Litlol Sistur nao.
g’nite raindrop. ceeya tewmorrow iffin I dont get burried wif werk!
Ohai, Raindrop:
U can fitz in heer
enneewayz U wantz. Drawpz in.
Hangz owt. No wurreez
ICHC iz
playss wayr wii canz lawtza
phunn andz no wun cayrz
Reedz sumz poastz. Ryte sum
cawmmwntz, oarz nawt. Reelakkz, laffz
andz blowz awff sum steem
Jack.
tanks Jack … i dont tink were friends yet will u add me scince u no has a link …
Flooffee Kitteh beez
eeben moar flooffee~urr wenz
itz snoweeng owtsydez
Flooffee Kitteh habz
too layurrz ubz fur 2 keepz
Kitteh nyss andz wawrm
Outsyde layurr floofz
upz andz owtz 2 deeflekktz coaldz
away frum Kitteh
Insyde layurr iz
mutch moar denss andz fyne 2 rapps
Kitteh awll awroundz
Flooffee Kitteh habz
flooffee pawz dat splayz owt andz
spreddz wayt eebenlee
Jack.
*cheers* yet moar wunnderrfull wurdz of wizdome frum Jack
*clapity clapity clapity*
verra nice pome Jack!
Iz just LOVES dis.
It’s hilorius!
Clearly, this is a God Cat.
Lol, not only iz dis a super hillarius lol but it’s alzo very cleverz!!1
yoo shuld seeing taht fing i do wif teh frogz
FTW Lunarmommy! An wen yew be putting down da gushifuds, yew’ll sware dere be some lokusts too!
Wow! Moses kitteh hab mazin’ powers
I wonder if he does parties an speshul ohkayshuns *thoughtful smile*
My first pet was Moses…..
I taught him some tricks….
OMG this looks just like my dear departed Buffy, even with the little orange moustache…
‘scuse meh – kittehs neber haz oners… we haz humin staffz.
looks like ur magic-Mosescat