Is ai in eet? pfft… eet wus mayde ABOWT meh!
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Dey sed sumfing abowt me nawt akshully bean in teh moobie cos ai is TU cyoot adn tehy deed nawt want teh ordeunce tu SPLORT, uh huh, yesh…
.
Akshully, ai shud prolly fynd out wen ai gets teh royaloltees…
Hmm… ai is nawt rly teh shawping type, yu nose. Ai gets awl crabby adn trais tu bai sillee fings adn den ai gets board adn hongree adn crabby adn board adn hongree… yu wud nawt liek eet… nope, aifinknawt
Ur boff rite.
.
Mai littul Angelina, aka AngelPlume, is a kyoot littul gurl kitteh. Ai let her do most ob teh tawking, adn she lets me do most ob teh typing.
Ai can haz a creem to stawp brayn payn? *luuks hopeful* Ai haz had a heddake sinse Sunday nite & ai iz KWITE dun wiffit.. *sigh* DO NAWT WANT ennymoar heddake.
…
*wandurrs off to whimper in a corner*
awwww {{{{{{{{{{NS}}}}}}}}}}}
has u tried takin one of every pill has?
did usually werks for me. When I wakes up from teh coma, teh hedake is almost always gone….
*raps NS in a xtrastrenghtsawftyfloofy blankie preheeted by reel kitteh, compleete wif complimentary kitteh fur*
well.. Im not shure wot kinda creem that was. he got it from Mick didn’t he??
But then agin.. I’m shure Mick has had many many many mosteruss hedakes….
* holds up squirrel by the tail *
.
Are you SURE it’s not rabid? It’s kinda scrawny looking and it’s certainly bad tempered! Look at all that white residue around it’s eyes too!
*jentlee brushes skwirrlgrrl’s fur bak into playce*
…
*slow, sad hedshake*
…
Wut iz teh whirled coming to wen big-lipped oddballs feel dey kin manhandul rodintz at will?!
ohai Troll, dat is teh sweet of u to offur, but let’s leeve that to GP.. and ifinkso he’s gone anyways… he got a lite offa teh lampost and I saw him go down teh alley wif that bike currier…
Heh — ai tried 6 kinds uv meds yesturday & wuz still in payne dis moarning. Ai tuk uvver stuff today & ai iz a liddul beddur today den ai wuz yesterday. Hoepfullee wen we get owr vacayshun underway & ai kin stawp stressin abowt plans, it will go away. We shud be landin in Orlando abowt dis tiem tomorrow!
ha ha – an starting to du eet pretteh gud too!
must hold upper boaddie strayter dough and point wrists an anklols a bit moar…
*ballroom dancing – noes absolutolly nuffing abaot it…*
*They sneek de lols in at the oddest thymes tuday…
wurking hoam on snoe-day in bathroab is throwing de wurld outta synch!!!*
..
Aifink kitteh loast her walkman wif abba-sung on jumping around liek dat!!!
There was a glorious day, during Spring Break last year, when the trolls were out in force. We all poked and prodded at them but, when we had all moved on to other LOLs, The Crapture was still there, pitchfork in hand, muttering and cursing in the most wonderful fashion! I remember it fondly. As I remember the days of Teho and Stend and Gayla34 (who brought in the YNG and the Nawty Barn) and Luvb (of the pinkee pinkee toepad song) and so many others..so many. Gone now, but not forgotten. And maybe, just maybe, those days can return….there are glimpses, now and again, of the wit and wonder that first drew me here. And those glimpses keep me here but when you have to explain 18oz mochas and green floofy knickers and the origins of the chicken head rubber glove, I dunno, the magic fades a little.
Guess i’m just feeling nostalgic. Or premenstrual. Or have the Winter Blues. Or something…
{{Ambercat}} As ai sed wonce before, aifink teh wimmin of cheezlan ar
syncing! Ai has teh crankee plehs tew
On the T-R-O-L-L-S, dey have bin SEW mean and nastee, its more upsetting for me to taunt them. Ai dinna now how anyone else feels bout the NPT poly-sea
Aim moselee just lurkin agin, but AC, ur rite. Teho adn Gibbo adn sew mini incredibly witty peeps, nawt here ne more. But Ai jus keep on lurkin, hopin tehy mite come bak. P deBeaker only pops n wuns n a wile. Sew mini peeps, sew funnii, missin from ICHC but nawt r harts.
Att mai haus, wull cost teh $75 US to get reel glass Ai habs put into reel (old) wud fraam.
Eff Ai cud taek to town, wud ojnly cost $35.50 oar so.
Mau watter heeter splorted sum yeers ago, but iz nevr fun 2 haz happen.
{{{wrr}}}
Ai gunna nawk teh owld haws dawn. It needz teh gas waddur heetur, ai putted lectic heetur in teh noo haws. Ai tri tu finds teh uzed heetur foar 2 months.
oh noes…
*hands ober waders, snorglul, smal dingi and otter water parafurrnaliah needed when haos is obertaeken by water*
*hands ober botlol ob scotch needed when haos is obertaeken by water*
*oh – an number to waddur heetur-repayrman…*
Hoaps u manaj tu get it fiksed wiffout tu much hasslol!
Ai trai to maek been singul positif: In the Haus ob Amber, wiv no significant “otter” (part frum Amber, Axl Pinny Gig, An Val ‘n’ Tina Bunrab) Ai can:
Act daft an nawt be laffed at
Brake wind. Lowdly.
Chu wiv mai mouf opn
Dansdansdans in teh Kitching
E…
OK, Cheezpeeps. Ai iz heddin owt uf teh office to pak fur mah vacayshun dat starts tomorrow. Ai duzzint know if ai will haz access to teh intertoobs or nawt durin mah vacayshun. If ai duz, ai will pop in to sez “O Hai!.” If ai duzzint, ai will be bak layte next week.
…
Ai will miss u & awl uv Cheezland wile ai iz gone!!! Plz to tayke gud caer uv eechuvver wile ai iz gone (as if u wud do ennyfing less).
{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}
Ai dans liek dat–in my hed.
congarats Hissy! *danse danse danse*
fanks, princessmu. Ai wus awl aloan here fur seconds n seconds. Ai thawt everbunnies went somplais els.
Everybody did go somewhere else.
Dey aer sertinlee messin bowt wiv teh tiemz 2dai!
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whut IS going awn??? o, mai brayn hurts!
*hands GP speshul kreme*
teh cheezes are reelee havin fun wif us todai!
* rubs creem intu hed tu stawp brayn payn *
*hands GP warm drink for brayne payne*
btw, are yew in teh new G-force movie? (feel free to hedbat iffin dis is an old kwestun)
Is ai in eet? pfft… eet wus mayde ABOWT meh!
.
Dey sed sumfing abowt me nawt akshully bean in teh moobie cos ai is TU cyoot adn tehy deed nawt want teh ordeunce tu SPLORT, uh huh, yesh…
.
Akshully, ai shud prolly fynd out wen ai gets teh royaloltees…
dat was veree wise! splorted ordeunces wood be NG!
.
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Just think, teh royaloltees cood go tew teh safareee park an teh bebbeh animlols!
O yesh, ob corse, teh bebbeh animlols, uh huh, yesh, au had eet planned fur tehm teh hole thyme, uh huh, yesh…
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* hydes blooprints adn lukks arownd nerbussly *
Oar mebbe LCB wud liek sumthin Shinee??
pfft… she alwais wants shinee fings… but but but aifinkso she has tu manee awlreddy!
Silleh GP. A gurl kin NEBER haz tu manee shinee fings!
dats tru NS
*plans shawping trip wif GP tew luk for shinee fings*
Hmm… ai is nawt rly teh shawping type, yu nose. Ai gets awl crabby adn trais tu bai sillee fings adn den ai gets board adn hongree adn crabby adn board adn hongree… yu wud nawt liek eet… nope, aifinknawt
why u need a shopping trip?
she has sew manee.. just go takes a few, and regifty them to hur.
Trust meh.
ssshhhSSSHHH… yu wheel get us boff hedbatted iffn she seas taht!
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Ahem, HAO deed yu get out ob yur cayge?
GP, ai has a goshwowshinee iPhone for yew to plai wif while I shawp!
oh oh oh WANT! No, wayt… do NAWT want, aifinkso… ai wheel stikk wib mai * lukks arownd adn prepares fur onslaught * Windows based Smartphone!
cage? moi?
I donut know wut u refers to.
Hmm… ai spose taht yu batted yur eyelids at Maus adn hii let yu owt?
.
Well, nao taht yu arr owt… bring me a Coke, wib a slyce ob Lime.
umm.. I fot u had Angelplume back…
did u run him off again alreddy?
*slow, sad hedshake*
*wispurs* Hay Leeza, get mii wun too, plzthxusingtehgimpcard
Wut? Dint u lyk ur pepsi?
.
Heer, ai gots anudder *shake-shake-shake* …
hay AP!
GP sez u is a grrl!
I thot u was a boy?
.
Maybe we needs a debreefing to be shure.
Ur boff rite.
.
Mai littul Angelina, aka AngelPlume, is a kyoot littul gurl kitteh. Ai let her do most ob teh tawking, adn she lets me do most ob teh typing.
Ai can haz a creem to stawp brayn payn? *luuks hopeful* Ai haz had a heddake sinse Sunday nite & ai iz KWITE dun wiffit.. *sigh* DO NAWT WANT ennymoar heddake.
…
*wandurrs off to whimper in a corner*
awwww {{{{{{{{{{NS}}}}}}}}}}}
has u tried takin one of every pill has?
did usually werks for me. When I wakes up from teh coma, teh hedake is almost always gone….
*raps NS in a xtrastrenghtsawftyfloofy blankie preheeted by reel kitteh, compleete wif complimentary kitteh fur*
oh, and I has plenty of creem tu, wich kind did u wants?
Bailey’s Irish Creme, aifink.
…
Srsly tho — wutebber creem teh pinnygig wuz rubbin on himz hed to maek teh ake go away. *gigglol*
well.. Im not shure wot kinda creem that was. he got it from Mick didn’t he??
But then agin.. I’m shure Mick has had many many many mosteruss hedakes….
… at leest as many as he’s given….
Huh? What’s going on? Where is my lip cream? Who took all my meds? Why is that squirrel talking?
.
Wow, I should NOT have had that second Pretzel!
*hedbats Mick*
thats wut u gets for consooming teh inventory!
AAAHHH! A Rabid Squirrel!!! Get it off me! It’s in my hair, my beautiful hair!
Cawm down Mick! Tath’s not a Rabid Squirrel, iz just Leeza adn her floofy… tayle!
**hedbats mick**
yew luk better wif a skwirrl in yer hair!
**nods vigoursly**
See NS, THIS is why u shudn’t use Mick’s creem… ever.
*rethinks hur source of creem*
*decides to get creem frum moar repyootabul playces*
* holds up squirrel by the tail *
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Are you SURE it’s not rabid? It’s kinda scrawny looking and it’s certainly bad tempered! Look at all that white residue around it’s eyes too!
UNHAND THAT SQUIRREL!!!
*narrow eyes*
U know what that is!!
Itz ur freind GP that cuased that!
Gladly! EW EW EW! * strutsawayveryfast *
*lands in a heep*
*collects self, dust off pleh Mick gurms*
*watches Mick wander up to a streetlamp and ask for a lite*
And he calls ME rabid!
*jentlee brushes skwirrlgrrl’s fur bak into playce*
…
*slow, sad hedshake*
…
Wut iz teh whirled coming to wen big-lipped oddballs feel dey kin manhandul rodintz at will?!
{{{{NS}}}}
I will miss u wile ur gone!!!
* watchus teh skwirrlgrrl adn teh Mick *
Want meh tu hedbatz him fur U littlol skwirrl? Red sez U iz hurz fren.
ohai Troll, dat is teh sweet of u to offur, but let’s leeve that to GP.. and ifinkso he’s gone anyways… he got a lite offa teh lampost and I saw him go down teh alley wif that bike currier…
Heh — ai tried 6 kinds uv meds yesturday & wuz still in payne dis moarning. Ai tuk uvver stuff today & ai iz a liddul beddur today den ai wuz yesterday. Hoepfullee wen we get owr vacayshun underway & ai kin stawp stressin abowt plans, it will go away. We shud be landin in Orlando abowt dis tiem tomorrow!
be sure to gets lotsa fluids
got cup of tea alwaiz helps me
*brings ns a steaming hot cup of lemon ginger tea*
{{{ns}}}
Fankies, two_kittehs. Dat sownds gud. Ai had a big mug uv lemon tee dis mornin befoar werk. Mebbe ai will go hoam and haz anuvver wun.
oops I meant hot cup of tea
*wunders whut got cup of tea means*
Apply DIRECTLY to the hed!!
Ai tink tehy has teh Werk Egg spear yence boi in!
* nod nod * eider taht oar teh cheezes is rolloling arownd teh fluur lolling at us!
.
* shakes littlol paw in genrul direkshun ob Hawaii *
i don’t fink it’s there anymores.
Tehy moved teh island ifinkso… it’s LOST
ooo do u get that in TTI?
o yesh yesh yesh! but but but best wii nawt talk abowt eet juss in case summedy has nawt seed eet yet… otay?
otay. I hasn’t seen last week week week’s myself yet!
Dat wud eggs plane it!
“Wot happuns if Ai press…ooops!”
Kitteh iz traynin fur stricklee cum dansin
ha ha – an starting to du eet pretteh gud too!
must hold upper boaddie strayter dough and point wrists an anklols a bit moar…
*ballroom dancing – noes absolutolly nuffing abaot it…*
Yu had me fuled!
Stop hurting the cat!
Will sumwun plees put taht Troll Mask bak in its boks?!
{{{Ambercat}}} NPT
Hay! Dat mai sopebawks! getchur own.
Cweenmj gibbed dat tu meh lass nite.
Crouching Kitteh Hidden Birdz
en wif dat groaner I leebs fur teh day
*faycepaw*
Butt (??) Ai snerked at yur joak! Ai luvs teh wurd-jookx.
ai snerked tew! but since ai has a hubbeh kitteh who luvs tew pun, ai HASTA faycepaw (an sumtimes heddesk)
@@@@@!!11!!elebenty!
Ai miss teh voting brgrs
hm
*They sneek de lols in at the oddest thymes tuday…
wurking hoam on snoe-day in bathroab is throwing de wurld outta synch!!!*
..
Aifink kitteh loast her walkman wif abba-sung on jumping around liek dat!!!
Is Footloose Kitteh!
Kitteh, iyt duz mai hart guud tuu sea yuu dans liek taht!!!!!
Goe awn, jest: DANS, DANS, DANS!!!! ENJOI YUUR LIEF!!!!!
(wun ov tehm, enneywai!!!! Yuu haz eihgt moar lefted!!!) *lol* *lol* *lol*
ahem: Shuud hav bin:
Handsumm Ornjj Tukksee
Kitteh danseeng wiff himmsellf
luukeeng 4 a dayt
Handsumm Ornjj Tukksee
Kitteh duz t3h ‘Lindee Hawp’
wiff ‘Kung-Foo Fyteeng’
Handsumm Ornjj Kitteh
may luukz sillee, but diz willz
getz him owt ubz baff!
Jack.
Kung-foo Fyteeng is wot Ai thort too!
I beweve I can fry….
seems to be floatee kitteh day on ICHCB
Dat’s teh onlee wai ai will danse…ifen nobuddies lukkin.
*puts paws ober eyes*
okai, no wun is lukkin!
*peeks fru paws*
ai iz nawt luukin eedur
*peekee peekee*
*imagines godzilla doin Tom Cruz imitashun in livving room*
move the furnitchures back, wayyyy back!
invisible ladder!
Kat! Ai’m a kitteh kat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4zvJNXbdI
dans dans dans dans dans – aim a kittekat!
oh noes Ambercat… u shudn’t be postin videos when u is sleep deprived!!
Even the damn CAT dances better than me.
Ah well.
*gasp*
Teho! Gud to see yu! Pull oop a kitteh an stai a whyl – Ai fink we needs yu.
An Stend.
An The Crapture; hims teh best Troll Fyter Ai kno!
Whai U wantz tu fyte meh? Ai try tu be teh gud troll
There was a glorious day, during Spring Break last year, when the trolls were out in force. We all poked and prodded at them but, when we had all moved on to other LOLs, The Crapture was still there, pitchfork in hand, muttering and cursing in the most wonderful fashion! I remember it fondly. As I remember the days of Teho and Stend and Gayla34 (who brought in the YNG and the Nawty Barn) and Luvb (of the pinkee pinkee toepad song) and so many others..so many. Gone now, but not forgotten. And maybe, just maybe, those days can return….there are glimpses, now and again, of the wit and wonder that first drew me here. And those glimpses keep me here but when you have to explain 18oz mochas and green floofy knickers and the origins of the chicken head rubber glove, I dunno, the magic fades a little.
Guess i’m just feeling nostalgic. Or premenstrual. Or have the Winter Blues. Or something…
tired?
{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}
No, got 5 hours sleep and have been home for hours, just lolling on the sofa, so I’m pretty rested. Just, you know, sometimes…..
eep!
less then six hours and I feels liek a zombeh!
but yas, I kwum.
{{Ambercat}} As ai sed wonce before, aifink teh wimmin of cheezlan ar
syncing! Ai has teh crankee plehs tew
On the T-R-O-L-L-S, dey have bin SEW mean and nastee, its more upsetting for me to taunt them. Ai dinna now how anyone else feels bout the NPT poly-sea
It seems to have worked, we were going through a bad patch for a while there… maybe it’s just coincidence???
has anyone seen Cookie’s human? I hasn’t seen her since last Easter I fink
her wuz fasting for lent. I misses her 2.
An Bubbashoomin – he had an operation, something pretty serious, came back briefly but stopped posting soon after
Aim moselee just lurkin agin, but AC, ur rite. Teho adn Gibbo adn sew mini incredibly witty peeps, nawt here ne more. But Ai jus keep on lurkin, hopin tehy mite come bak. P deBeaker only pops n wuns n a wile. Sew mini peeps, sew funnii, missin from ICHC but nawt r harts.
Ohai Teho! how are yew?
Tired, I guess. Trying to rally.
* finds teh wall. bangz hed against it. wundurs whoos hed iz banged awn wall *
Ai haz teh pleh dai.
Mai waddur heetur splorted.
Att mai haus, wull cost teh $75 US to get reel glass Ai habs put into reel (old) wud fraam.
Eff Ai cud taek to town, wud ojnly cost $35.50 oar so.
Mau watter heeter splorted sum yeers ago, but iz nevr fun 2 haz happen.
{{{wrr}}}
Ai gunna nawk teh owld haws dawn. It needz teh gas waddur heetur, ai putted lectic heetur in teh noo haws. Ai tri tu finds teh uzed heetur foar 2 months.
{{WRr}} wuz der musch floodin, or just teh cold showers?
Juss teh cowl showurz. Tempz wuz -0F dis maorning to.
oooh noooz i haz a big big big sorri fur yu
oh noes…
*hands ober waders, snorglul, smal dingi and otter water parafurrnaliah needed when haos is obertaeken by water*
*hands ober botlol ob scotch needed when haos is obertaeken by water*
*oh – an number to waddur heetur-repayrman…*
Hoaps u manaj tu get it fiksed wiffout tu much hasslol!
I do this sometimes.
Ai do tihs AWL teh tym! Wot’s teh poynt ob been singul if yu canut dansdansdans in yur kitching lyk yu juss donut cayr?!
Ai do tihs AWL teh tym! Wot’s teh poynt ob been singul if yu canut dansdansdans in yur kitching lyk yu juss donut cayr?!
whut doz being singlol hab to dew wif it? I duz this tew! just hasta mayke shur dat no kittehs are underfoot!
Ai trai to maek been singul positif: In the Haus ob Amber, wiv no significant “otter” (part frum Amber, Axl Pinny Gig, An Val ‘n’ Tina Bunrab) Ai can:
Act daft an nawt be laffed at
Brake wind. Lowdly.
Chu wiv mai mouf opn
Dansdansdans in teh Kitching
E…
Eet fish’n'chips owt teh papur.
Feel free to do wat Ai want
Go owt wivowt habbin to say ware I’m goin
Hab wat Ai liek fur noms
I..
Ignore teh rools uv nootrishun
Jus sai no 2 teh houskiipin
Keep mai stuffs NEwear Ai want (nuffin rong wif floors adn chairs)
L…
It’s OK for cats to dance like a fool when dancing because it’s cute.
OK, Cheezpeeps. Ai iz heddin owt uf teh office to pak fur mah vacayshun dat starts tomorrow. Ai duzzint know if ai will haz access to teh intertoobs or nawt durin mah vacayshun. If ai duz, ai will pop in to sez “O Hai!.” If ai duzzint, ai will be bak layte next week.
…
Ai will miss u & awl uv Cheezland wile ai iz gone!!! Plz to tayke gud caer uv eechuvver wile ai iz gone (as if u wud do ennyfing less).
{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}
bye ns!!!
has fun!!
has a lubly trip! Ai hoeps yu donut mynd teh flyt too mush an yur heddak fynully gose awai. Sai “ohai” to Mickee form me!
Hab a gud bacayshun, NS – Ai fink u haz erned it! {{{{{{NS}}}}}}
Haz a great vacashun.
has fun in flour-ee-da! {{NS}}
grammar FAIL
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3575903
big trubble in liddle chaina
Wy yu reemoovd mi comment?
Seriously, cause what would the other cats think! Seeing him do the Snoopy dance. :O
amg dat is wel kul
i wis ma kiteh did dancin lessuns
xoxoxoxx
DANCE LIAK AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!