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heer r sum of mah udder cuzins.
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Iz my cuzin from Japan…
heer r sum of mah udder cuzins.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Kathybear
Hello Kitty!
Seh lost her bow!
hello Mausie! tawp spot wins a cheeseburger and a giness!
Fanks! I wuz atta Irish pub heer in town and hadda drinkee called a “half-n-half”. Twas half Guinness Stout and half Harp Lager. Berry yummy!
that does sound good!
What was neat was that the Guinness floats atop the Harp. So the flavors are sorta separate and sorta not.
Iz calded Blak N’ Tan in Irishland. We getz it herez ebery onced in awhil
yesh, it’s called Blak n Tan here too… our celtic roots in teh southern us, let us show u them!
OMCC! R yoo seeing teh ad fur skwirrl unnerwares frum Perpetual Kid?!?!?!?!?
YES!
me tu – a squirrl in underpants… not sure ai wanted to see it dough…
O.M.C.C.
That is just RONG!
Ware is teh Dekorum Police when u needs them??
Butt… butt… he iz waring unnderwares…
but thats wut I meens!
skwirrls donut need no stoopy unnerwares!
everyone knows tehy goes commando….
TMI TMI TMI!!!!
BTW, did yoo figgur owt ur dreems yet? Yoo noes wot Froyd wud sai abowt dreems abowt snayks…
*afrade to ask*
Oh, ai’ll let yoo do ur own resurch, aifinkso.
Don luk, heer let mee put deze paws ober yur eyes! *hmmm, wunner hoos paws dosew were?*
Oh greate, naow ai’m down to wun gud paw.
Sawry!
mai baaaad!
Ohai Upfi! Ai has a qwestshun: howkum ur faec adn ur feets faec in opposite direckshuns? Enqwiring minds want to noes!
Feet? Wot feet? Dis be mai hares, u noes! Teh wuns sum cheezpeeps were flinging teh ovver day.
Butt ob corse! Ai gets it naow!
*wispurs* Butt whar bees ur widdle feets?
hur wuz so foot loose, she losted hur footz!!!
And of COARSE ai shud habs nown dat teh kween hurself has a gud eggsp plane ashun for teh absunce of mai footsies! Fank u, mai cween!
Ahem. Ai woz born like dis, u noes. Ai awlways lukked like dis. Peeps in TTI called me “maggot” when ai libbed ovur dere.
Ai alwais thawt u was un ur back, wiggling ur little feets wiv a joi and smilin over ur sholdur! Kinda cyoot…
tahts wat ai fot tew! *tikkletikkle teh lil feety luukin fings*
I can has a *giggle* at teh vry thawt of tikkletikkle widdle feets? Teehee…
hehehehehe… stoppit! U is tickloling me! STAWP!!!
hehehehehehehehehe LOL
HALP!
Yur as-usual-outovit-JCH4K reporting fur doody.
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What is this “perpetual kid” ov which yoo speek? And iz this sumwhere ai can see it??
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tho ai must admit – skwirrls in teh unnerwares sounds a bit do. not. want. At eh very leest, stranj! Wai wud enewun want to put cloth ober awl taht prittee fur!?
Ohai Janet! “Perpetual Kid” is a company, ai guess. Ai’m seeing teh ad neer teh top of teh paij. A skwirrl in tytee wytees!
Ai luvz Perpetual Kid!
Tehy haz teh manee inturesting tings!
why fank u Janet!
I do fink it’s attracktive.
*fluffs up tail*
Harp is a lot darker than a typical lager, though. They also had a traditional Black-n-Tan using Guinness Stout and Guinness Lager.
Ohai, Maus!
I usta make Blak an Tans, usin Guinness foar teh blak an Bass Ale foar teh tan. I gots purty gud attit, ackshully.
When I wuz a waiter, one ov my frens used to order Black-n-Tans made with Guinness and MILLER LITE! Pleh and dubble pleh!
Did you slap him ???
No: he wuz a HUGE Persian dude. But we did taunt him quite mercilessly…
“Now go away,or I will taunt you a second time….”
(Duzzint look as funny when it’s written…needs the outraaaaageous accent!)
Perzactly!
Sounz lik the ougally stuf dat Bud-Dumber makes. We calz “big red one” mad wif beer and matoe juice. Dae maks wif Bud an Clamato juic! Beeg ougly.
naw, we ireesh wudn’t spoil a berry gud guinis meexin it wiht pail ail, We dreen seeengle
* eyes cheezburger wib a hongree adn guinness wib a thurstee *
*offurs GP a nice big platter wiff Cheeseburgur and a large Ginnus
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OOHHMM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM SLURP SLURP NOM NOM NOM
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EEP! Ware arr mai mannurs??? Fankies mu!
Scuze mee GP, butt(!) ai hav a leedle kwestion abowt teh piktur awn yur FB profile fingy… *wispurrs* Hoo iz dat grrll, an is dat yu in de piktoor?
ssshhh! Is seekreet identeetee!
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Hurr is liek IRL bershun ob bebbeh otter… * nod nod * uh huh, is kwite innocent, uh huh, yesh. * lukks arownd nerbussly *
Oooohhh, ai sea! Kwite innosent… erm… yus… ai sea…
Innosent?
Has u herd from my lolyers yet??
Akshully no.
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Go fetch me a hawt chokklit whyle ai is wayting. WIB Marshdemallows.
*narrows eyes*
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*mumblerassinfrassinpiggehtheresgottabealoophole*
*reheets hur leftober hot choklit from teh splort*
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U want creem wif dat?
Speeking ob dreem: *dab dab SPLOT de antie rinklol creem arownd Leeza’s eyeses*
hmm… tihs ‘hawt chokklit’ is not so grate akshully… adn WARE deed yu get that creem frum? huh? HUH?
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pfftstoopyskwirrlcan’tduaneffingrite
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Bring me a shrubbery insted. A NYCE won.
but but but… it’s still hot!
just liek u liek it….
* narrows eyes *
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Nao, yu don’t wanna go in yur cayge agen… du you?
It wuz UR speshul order snoe creem, rememburs.. heeted and smoothified just liek u axed, and now u don’t want it?
*mumbles abowt fikkle piggehs*
Cage??
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*wonders if GP remembers that nuffing is skwirrl pruf*
* whips out “ACME Skwirrl Proof Cayge” *
u – u- wants to restrane meh??
ACME! O noes! Kwik, wears my helmut, sumfin iz gonna go BOOM! Ai jus knose eet!
oh sumfin will go boom alrite….
* ties up skwirrl, puts awn Africat’s helmut, shuves skwirrl in cayge *
Hey!!! *runsawaiwivakwikness showtin* Halp, Halp! skwirrlgrri has beened putz in a caige! Call teh fyremens! Call teh pololleesmen! Call teh navymen! Call teh marinesmen! Halp Halp!
*starts to gnaw thru ropes*
*then heers Africat calling for fyremens*
*pawses to considur opshuns*
[insert ebil laff here]
*shivverr*
O teh huje mannatee!
Hey!
Az I always suspeckted!!!
*luks from GP to Ebil Maus*
*luks from Ebil Maus to GP*
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*gulp*
Ohai guys!
*flutters i-lashes and hopes for teh best*
You have nothing to fear from me. I’m just Ebil, not Unethical…
Hola queso amigos!! Que tal??
Hmm… EM – nao wii has hurr, whut shud wii du wib hurr???
Hmmmmm… Let’s see…
Airblast her
Bombard her with…
Creem Pies
D…
Drench with seltzer
Elelolphant, sit upon her
F…
Deebrief Her
Eet fuds in frunt ob her
Fling rottin froot at her
Grab her thru teh bars
H…
Debreef hurr! Oh waidaminnit, skwrrls go commando…
I debriefed her last week anyway. There’s prolly a statute of limitashuns er sumpfin…
WAT???
I just gotted debreefed last Friday!
isn’t there any recovvery periud aloud?
BOOM!
u am welkome!
ohai maus — comga ratz awn teh tawp uv teh brayde! (aifinkso mebbeh gmta hallo kitteh yufinkso?)
Con Cat Ulations Maus an Anni on da two wae tye. What iz plans for tye bootiq?
*Whispers* U missed calicocoa!
awww fankz annipuss, foar speekin up! ai ‘preeshyatez taht (eevun thoe ai woodn’t uv mynded ifn ai hadn’t bin noatissed). sumtaymz teh laytur nawt-sekkundz get sploppd furver daon teh fred, adn it’z hard tu fyned tehm…
Hangs hed in sham*******
I berri berri sorri I mised Calicocoa. I ofers to you mi beri specal Irish coofee or Blak ‘N Tan ale drinkee az apolagies.
*Fank U anni*
Iz nawt Hello Kitty. Iz Shii. Sings Luna’s boat song.
Tuk a lawng tiem 2 get here…
but himz berry walkum!
ohai Annie! *offurs a cheese burgur anna ginnus*
Thx, Princess!
Der Princessmu; Sori I lebid in mid-conbersashun about the coofee. Mi stoopi puter loked up agin. I spended four hours wif the stoopi Apple stor fixers befor I gotted it fixded. I hate Apple puters!!!!!!!!
Offers nue Irish coofee with cream D Mint.
no prob! nOM! *sipsip*
Iz bestz caus hubbikitten maks wif homemaed creme wif vanilla in whip creme.
sounds sew gude!!!!
aifink de cheez-burgher ar habing a snoe day – an ar wurking froam hoam in der baff-roabs…
yes – must be…
Ai wuz reeding alla da posties yeshterdai bout da sno, an wuz feelin blu caus Ai diint has neu sno. Ai hadda sad.
Butt (!) twodaii Ai haz a happy! Iz snowing! Yeah. Ai haz a snowdai!
ohai hallo kitteh!
has a nice Burgur CC. Congarats awnna very nice brade
Ni hao! oh – dat chineeez
mebbeh Hello Kitteh unnerstanz it enni hao (dat’s inglish)
corny sheeva! koray wah knee hun no nayko days ka? =^.^=
**frantiklee pajis fru trance latur buks**
Umm … dats sumfing tu du wif sheefs inna cormfield, an ……. welessee heer ….ummm ….’The crayon wif knees habs noes mayonees tudae, ‘kay?’ Der – dats it!!
**has a prowd fur trance laytin sew gud**
GRATE trance layting job! Nao it awl maeks scents!
yah, until ai reeded teh trance layshun, ai wundered whut teh sentenz ment. ai lernz sew much at ICHC!
Japanese, but it’s been so long I can’t translate any more. Ai hasa sad
He can has culture shock
Kitteh worlds collide.
splort
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Leeza’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh noes!
*runs tu de sploart-recubbereh room wifakvikness*
*drags de CCC bak to leeza*
*finds and rincies awl de bits an pieces wif sake an minrul-bawter*
*tukks it awl back an fasten de skull-boan wif ducky-taep – de tartan wun from de last lol*
*puts on 4 CHRGs wdoi and puts moar ducky-taep on*
*taeks leeza back to de recubbery-room, tucks hur inna soft tartan wollie blankie and gibs hear tea wif lemming an honey and som lemming-curd shortbreads*
heer u goes – u shudd be fine nao!
Oh No! Skwirrl down!
*Get out the Nucueler Bust Duster*
*Sucks up the brains*
*Reverses the motor and puts the brain back*
*Puts on CHRG (wdoi)*
*Wraps it with ducky Tape*
*Gives Leeza a floofy blankee*
*Gives Leeza sum Hot cocoa wif shambord*
There! Feel better now?
She ort 2 affer 3 reskyooz!
yesh, fangs!
now.. how to deside btw lemming tea, hot cocoa wif shambord, or hot choklit?
Wye nawt awl free?
Yesh. Just mixem all togetter…
last 2 mixed together may not beez so bad
but lemming tea with it
fanks but no fanks
Yesh. Watch teh lemon in teh tea curdle the milk in the hot choclit. Ewwwwww…
Ifinks it wuz teh thot ov lemmings/rodinz in her tea that wuz mayking her squeemish
um, kin ai just skip all that aftur alls and go for teh Blak and Tan?
*gibs skwirrlie a nyce kold blak an tan*
yup! mega splort kwochunt!!!!
eye bedduh leye daon a wyol…..
ohai gibbo cat! ai’z heered alotza teh reellee gud fingz abowt yu. ai’z vurry, vurry pleezd tu mietchu.
o hai gibbocat, niec tu see yu agin. ai nawt arown berry regyulerly mahseff, but ai finkso yu haz bin gone a lawng tiem! hao u is?
Weeell, at leest yoo must hav bin waring yur CHRG(wdoi) if awl yoo hav to do iz “leye daon a wyol. . . .”
And it IZ nice to see yoo heer! 8)
Ohai kitteh. Domo!
AI gotz my braynes rapped tite today. No splorts fer meh…
aww lookit teh kewt lil…
:::SPLORT:::
o fankz, mai princess! will u hav a burgrr wif mii?
ai gotzta skampurrr tu teh wurk nao… {{{{{ cheezpeeps }}}}}
{{{cali}}}
oh noes!
*runs tu de sploart-recubbereh room wifakvikness*
*drags de CCC bak to Johnny*
*finds and rincies awl de bits an pieces wif sake an minrul-bawter*
*tukks it awl back an fasten de skull-boan wif ducky-taep – de tartan wun from de last lol*
*puts on 4 CHRGs wdoi and puts moar ducky-taep on*
*taeks Johnny back to de recubbery-room, tucks hims inna soft cheezeland wollie blankie and gibs hims tea wif lemming an honey and som lemming-curd shortbreads*
heer u goes – u shudd be fine nao!
Ohai Nennepuss! Ai hoap yu didn hurtz yur hed wen yu “fainted” awn teh prebious fred. Ai has teh wurried!
oh noes – ais fine agin – jus noat used to whisky…
Gin on de otter hand…
Ai dunno abowt teh taste butt (hee) ai doo laik teh smell ob Gin. Mmmm, frooty!
Ai lieks de tayste to – butt (
) juniperberriesmell is eider jum og pleh aifink…
Liek sage… dat is pleh tu meh – an jum to moast italiuns (mesurd by hao menneht rissipies foar italiun foods habs sage innit…)
Juniperberries, ai didn kno dat. Naow ai unnerstans teh Dutch/Afrikaans name fur Gin bettur: Jenewer.
yepp – an gin comes from Genever tu!
alldough de dutch Genever and ingerlish gin ar differunt nao aifink… butt (hee) – it came tp TTO wif da dutch sailors a long long thym ago…
eh – TTI….
Fanky Anni. I bees gud nao. Speshully sins I slipped sum burbon in teh teaz.
Lemonny toddy allus make mai hed feel gooder. Moar gooder. Bedder.
::hic::
I iz fain nao.
I ment nenni. shulda typed den sipped teh burbons…
::burb::
Wai is teh room spinnen?
Do you has a lisence for taht minkey?
Ware wuz teh won taht shood hab bean heer 3 ourz agow?
I finkz the Washington Stat must be habing the rainies. Somethyms iz fludy thyme.
Ai was pondering teh bery saym kweshun!!! Ai had to WURK! Oh, teh Hugh G. Manatee!
I thot hello kitty beez frum Taiwan
I iz not shure tho, that’s whut my Taiwanese fren telled me
`Cordin 2 Googlol, teh cumpanee iz Tokyo bayst.
This is mah ICHC cuzzin – her nom is “Ohai Kitteh!”
akshully I has 2 ICHC cuzzins Ohai Kitteh and Kthxbai kitteh
Yu cud bee rite abowt teh Taiwanese origin of teh Ohai Kitty, nawt sure. Liveded in Taiwan fur 2 an a halb yeers 1997-2000. Saw Hello Kitty awl ober teh plaice!
Hello Kitteh is a globe-trotting modern gal! We lubs Hello Kitteh awl ober teh whirld. Yes, I yam moar than 40 yeers old, but I still luvs to look at teh Hello Kitteh littel-girlie stuffs in teh store! Wher is NightShayd? She shuld luving this LOL!
Mii too, Gremlin!
At airport in Hong Kong, ai saw an aeroplain taht uz paynted wiv Hello Kitteh and frendz! I LOLd abd LOLd
Heer ai iz!
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Mah liddul gurl jus fownd a kyoot liddul Hello Kitteh rattly stuffee sumwun had given to meh wen ai wuz teh preggers wif hur. She sleeped wiffit clutched in hur arms last nite. It gave meh a happitayl.
Princess Mu i cant figr out hou to askz to be frenz, Wil u bes mi frend?????
sure! let me see if i can figure it out… brb
okeh, i fink i did it. did u git mai rekwest?
Yes, fank U so much. Iiz humbold bi the honr (honestly you iz berri important in cheezeland.)
*blushy* fanks
Ohai princessmu. Can yoo pleez go to mai profile . . .an rekwest teh frenship frum there? Ai can’t FIND yoo!
Ohai Janet ov teh multiplol kittehs! Ai dunno ifn yu knoes dat ai naow hav teh 2 kittehs?
YAYAYAYAY!!! Ai ar so happee fur yoo. Two? Yoo got two at wunce? WHAT fun!!!
An no, I dint know. Ai’ve bin kinda bizzee in teh past fyoo daiz.
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Yesterday mai sister Pyzi an ai were in Shekago seeing a VERREEE stranj pordukshin pv Moazrt’s “Abduckshun Frum teh Seraglio.” Luked laik tehy spen awl there munnies aun teh first akt set and had nuthing left fur teh rest ob the opera! An teh staging wuz SHOKINGLEE amatooish.
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an mai Ant Daizee iz in teh horse spittal – again. Ai haz a werreid.
{{{{{Janet’s Ant Daizee}}}}} Hoap shee feelz betturr zoon. An noe ai didn get 2 moar kittehs, jus wun extra. Tammy an Smoky. Smoky iz abowt 1 an a half munfs owld. Berry small an kewt. Ai haz a bebbeh!!!
Conga ratsis shewlasis awn ur noo addishun tu teh famblee!! Wishing awl ob yu mush joi an lubs an kayshunlee a liddol sleeps! Doan forgit tu poast sum pikshurs!
we am frens nao! we finded each ovur!!!!! {{{{Janet}}}
Ai dont know hao it happened!
ai never saw it dun that way befoar! LOL! Yoo awlwaiz ar speshul!!!
hey ebreebodee I waned to share sumfing I juss reads ok here goes …. Kitteh Rules Number 507-516 #507If its mine its mine #508if its urs its mine #509if I like it its mine #510if I can take it from you its mine #511if I m playing with sumfing ALL the pieces are mine #512if I thinks its mine, it is #513if I saw it first its mine #513if I had it then I put it down it is still mine #514if you had it and you put it down it is now mine #515if it looks like the one i have at home its mine #516 if its broken its urs…hopes to make day happieer
and hands out smiles
Fanks Raindrop an
tu yu too!
Oh hai, Raindrop. How’s teh wevver at ur end? Ai is habbing gray skies wif a spittlol of rain. *sigh*
sens happie rainbo of sunni shiniee to Upfi
Ooooh, fank u! Dat is bery kind of u. *sits under rainbow to stay dry*
VA iz cold an windee! 20 F, afinkso tehy sayed wif winchell is 8. BRRRRRR!!
omcc i wanna go to VA really bad too! ! !everyone lives were i wish i lived …
Whar duz yoo libs, Raindrop?
i libs in a place u problie neber hearded bout, Waycross GA
i use to live in FL but i moved to GA 4 years ago on April 8th … happiee soons to bee mai forf yur of libbin in GA to me !
Ooh, dere wuz a kuntree song, “Miller’s Cave” — aifinkso it is set in or neer Waycross, GA.
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“Dey’ll nebber fine me kuz I’m lawst in Miller’s Cave…”
O noe dey dont! Beeleev mee! Unless yu wanna walk arownd wid a lawng blak abaya an a hed-scarf wid a black veil so ownlee yur eyes an yur toes r bissible!
Ai wud HAET that!
tho ai’ve stranjle awlwaiz wanted to see Saudi Arabia. Did we tawk about teh sand roses? Frum teh desert? Made ov sand.
Did U seez deh show Anthony Bourdain didz on Saudi Arabia?
wuz beree inturesting
it was! i luv Anthony!
One of his bestest episodes, IMO.
Yus, aive seen piktoors ov dem. Bootiful! Ifn yu reely wanna bisit dis part ob teh wurld, mai advice is tu goe tu Dubai. Its berry innerestin. Mai momcat an ai spent four days dere an wee had a great thyme. An yu don havta wear noe icky blak abaya eiver. Itz berry naice.
the aceint parts ov da werld facinate me, but i are scared to go tew a muslim contry. if i maek a mistake an goe tew the wrong plaec alone or show a ankul. i could get in BIG trubble!
Dats xaclee y yu shud goe tu Dubai Princess Mu! Day r berree laid bak kompared tu uvver Muslim countries.
Ai hav two ov them. Cudn’t yoo just go into teh desert an find sum fur yurself???
Mebbe butz ai fink dey r purrtekted. Soe itz prollee illegalol tu pik em up.
doesn’t dat get really hot tho?
I mean blak absorbs all radiation
must be berry uncomfortablol
Aifinkso! An teh menz wear white! Nawt berry fair mee finks.
Ohai AfriCat! Dis mai bee stoopy kwestion (mai nawt knowin, let meh sho u it) butt eben foren bisitors r rekwired tew ware teh blak robes an vale fingies? EEP!!
akshully – it sounds liek de rules may litlol brudder used tu enfoars…
ob corse – dese days its de kitteh dat dus it
it kold heer in GA.
It cool heer in teh dessurt! Teh ubber nite it wus 22
Celsius!!! Ai fink ai saw pengwins an a pololarbare!!!!!
We’ve been in the singlol digits heer in Meeshigun.
Thank CC for heated blankees!
( and warm kittehs! )
It’s like 18 F here in Delawhere wif windy chill down to 0 F. Brrrrrrrrr…
How much snow did you get ??
About 8 inches before it started blowing around. Half my driveway and my cars were almost cleared, but the other half was drifted a foot or more. And of course, right after I finshed shoveling, the snowplow came and blocked the end of my driveway. Mumblegrumblerassinfrassin…
Waz sam fing in I Oh Way A – I mosly hate da snowplow, dae also tooked out mi snail malebox free thymes.
*wraps Mause ina scarf *
Lundun iz cawldish (45F 7C) an wet an windy. Ai aer glad Ai went owt erlee b4 teh rayn.
i wana g2 Lundun SO bad it juss looks really gret there!
Just wayt until u gets caught in stop-n-go traffick on a bus and feel sick laik ai did on mai school trip..
lol i gues dat migh change mai mind
yesh. It’s cawld in A2
:snerk:
well – de ice being gone – dey will hab tu lib sumwhere!!!
* hands ober a cooling fan and a long coald drink to help africat wurm up*
u lives in GA lol so do i is cold butt (snikr) is not snowin but yea is cold …
but, by caturday it will be toasty warm! i kant wate!
Oh poor bebes, libbing in such cold places. I haz a sad furr U. Come visit mii ina Grate Wite North an aisle halp U akli…. accomid…. get used to reel cold so Us kin stand up to dos minus zeros. Iz berry warm hear twodai dough, only -23 C (-9 F), zo weight until Thirstdaii wen id’l bees reelly cold.
P.s. bring warm an fuzzy kettehs. U’ll need em. U betcha.
Semms to mi dat kitteh rules iz alot lik mi rules wif hubbikitteh. He folloz and all iz happees
akshully…
ROF
Looks to me more like Neko, the famous Japanese cat. I remember a fun little thing that someone wrote for the old Macintoshes that had Neko playing, napping, scratching at the screen borders….
oh kute!
so i take it u haves no kitteh right ?
*gives Jon 8 liddle maginary kittehs*
der now u can be Jon no Kate plus 8
I haz no kittehs, no. At least not ’til now….
Oh, and I found out that there is iNeko, a recreation of the old Mac Neko desk accessory, but for the iPhone.
Now I haz Neko back.
Wuz a skreen savur, aifinkso. Ai had wun fur a wile.
An MS Office had(has?) teh liddol ‘Help Assistant’ dat yu kud chews hoo yu wantid. Der was a kitteh, a puppeh, a wizzird, Lolbert Einstein, teh paypurklip, sum uvvur wuns. Ai alwaes liekd teh kitteh, butt (*!*) wuz distraktin wen he gottid board an kep plaiyin awn teh skreen wen ai wuz sposid tu bees wurkin.
MS Office still has da “Help Assistant”. Ai hab da kitteh adn he popps up wif weird docs anna spreadsheets.
Da kitteh screen saber dat Cassidy adn KittlessJon wuz talking bout wuz so kute. Ai had it on mai old werk
puter, but den ai got a new wun last year and lost da URL.
teh has Nekko for the iPhone now…
Yesh, Gammacat! I haz iNeko now!
Looks like Shii was having trouble finding a box of her own to live in when she moved to the US…
I LOVED that animation of Shii from several years back. Too bad the copyright owners of the song were so nearsighted. I didn’t know that Shii dolls were being made. Anybody know where to get one?
oh, I’m so glad someone correctly identified shii!! I do have a link to the animation, I will gladly share!
shii’s song
(I have no idea how to do html so it maybe didn’t work, but the url is in there somewhere…)
lol i is wurkin’ on an essay an i keep typin’ in lolspeak instead of regular … – ugh – is frustereetin’ me …
he he – aifink we awl du dat moar oar less oftun!!!
ya it can bekome a habit to translate intew lolspeak. i catch myself all the time.
My dawter and I speek in lolspeak all the thyme.
Drives my huzband koo-koo!
Oh gud. Her training in hubsand-confusilating bees well on track.
Ohai!
I has a kwestion. What time is it in Cheezland?!?!?
I am so konfused. Seems that Cheezland time used to be posted on the
frontpage, so I could sorta keep up, but is no longer there.
I am in USA Central Time. Can someone help me translate from
Cheezland time?
Kthxsbai
cheezetown cryer at wurd press dot com has a list of time translations
Thanks!
Iz 10:28 A.M. in Iowa (Central time) Post sites for us are – 5AM – 8AM – 11 AM etctra. so our time is 5 hours later than time on braid.
But Janet of Gar – can’t yoo see teh taim right under yur name??? Taht iz teh offishul Cheezland thyme. An it’s teh same az Hawaii!
hace nieve, mi queso amigos!!!!
Guten Tag meinem freund
hace frio, mi queso amigos!!!!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. There b seberal peepz hoo haz joyninged uz in deh past few weekz adn I wud like tu halping awl uv dem enjoy deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
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Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
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I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
(just add deh 3 dubyaz in frunt)
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Fanku! Ai gehs Ai’m sorta nu heer….sorta….
But fanks!
Hey, isn’t that a Long Cat plush?
You know, that 4chan meme…
It looks like Shii. ~
Da Japan lolz wud say:
Kah-wah-EEEEEEEEEEE!
omg careful counzins are pain in butts O.O really……….
KITTENS!!! Inspired by kittens!!!!
Does cousin say “Ohaiyoo”? (Ohayoo is Japanese for hello)
I WURK REERY HARD CUZ IM NO FUN,BRONG!!!!!omg i horibal