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5 scents plz
my harblz. dey needz mor tonr
u dont fink copy paper grows on trees doya??
oh wate…
Actiule. Dat kitty be ecolog …ecolo…. ecofwiendly. hims apr be all recycld
Gotz tubee a Qte butt, tu!
teh sykyuhtrisst is in!
but…butt scents:
do not want
…thatz pawsitivlii catological, catological humor!
mai butt iz sew cyut! doan u finksew?
GMTA jk2kitteh!
wood yew lyke a martoonie or hawt chokolit?
or chokolit martoonie?
kopy kat?
Butt owt, Ambercat
Unless ur gonna sing us a song.
I’z a sucker fur ur byootiful boyce.
I habs a memree ov it.
Oh well, seein as yu arskd so nysely…….
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYT!
Nawt a sowwnd form teh
*deepbreff*
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYVVMUUUUUNT!
Has teh mune lorst her mamrees?
She is smylin
Aloen
Tankyuverreemush, Ai’s heer awl week, larst orders at teh bar; myn’s a pynt!
Oh, dat waz juss wondermuss!
Dere’s nawt anudeder kitteh dat can sings it bettan den U.
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*apaws a paws apaws*
*standing Ohvay, dere’s sumfing shinee…*
ur still up???
oh my cc. ur gonna need teefpicks for those eyes tomorrow…
Ai kno! Ai has teh restluss legs an teh bizee hed an teh gritty eybawls an Ai wont to go to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!
duz u have any over teh counter sleep aids?
*wispers*
I takes one every nite.
yup, an perskipshun wuns, ‘cept Ai’ve runned owt (an tehy donut werk so gud wen mai will NAWT stawp finkinfinkinfinkin). Butt Ai has no poynmunts tomorro, so Ai can “Werk form
BedHome”{{{{ambercat}}}}
not bein able to sleep when u want to is teh WORST.
She’s used to wurkin late, bein teh amazing singer dat she iz.
Dey keep yellin fur annudder onkor, and she can neber say noe to her fans.
She neber leebes until awl teh autograffs r sined.
Ai canut dissappoynt mai pub lick!
I read that SEW rong!
*heds to NB*
oh noes!!!
*wut dems sed*
:snerk: wif deh Dr. Pepper up deh nose!!! Aaarrrgh!!
Dr. Pepper???
It had to be Dr. Pepper?????
ROFLelebenty!!!!!11!
Iz dat stokked in teh NB?
LOL, and whut a kyoot and fuzzeh butt it is tew!
No Brazillion waz on dat keester.
I meant WAX…apoligees to awl teh Brazillions ov teh whirled dat may or may nawt hab been on teh afore menshioned keester.
Cat Scan?
If ai had a butt liek dat, kitteh — ai mite do teh saem!
{{{{{{NS}}}}}}}
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I just redded sum uv deh commintz on deh last cuppla lolz.
I fink u needz a hug, so dere it iz.
I can add a tart to taht hug?
I cudn’t see ur new abatart til todays!!
Sew, we can give u whatever u wants.. u has a flavr? I’m thinkin NAWT to give u teh sowr grape one….
How abowt pe-can tart?
I wanna add to hug too!
{{{{{{Nightshayde}}}}}}
Foar wut iz werth, I fink ur fulla AWSUM an WIN!
Fankies, rhsb! {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
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Didja haz a niec weekend? Nawt too full uv pleh, ai hoep.
Week-end was nawt bad, fank CC.
Went shopping wif mahm an my aunt. Wuz fun.
um,
, teh tart was for NS.
altho the cween is always welkom to one too!
Mmmm…. tart. Mebbe applol/cranberree? *drool*
Ooh – ai let mah tummeh get teh beddur uv meh …
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*finds hur manners*
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Fankies, Leeza! {{{{{skwirrlgrrl}}}}}
Ohai. U nawt gunna maek me wurk inna fak tor reeng pls?
Ai brotted u a boukai.
* handz teh cween teh boukai maed uf moastly catnipz wif a cupplol uf tiger lollees *
*aksepz boo kay.
Fankee beery much, Troll. I likez deh Tigger Lolleez adn nip!
Deh burfday Fairyz fak tree b needing awl deh help it kin get. Mebbee u kud b a manager. U seem like a brite yung troll.
Ai nawt liek teh insied jawbs. Ai iz teh oawtsied troll.
**mumblols unner hur breff**
pickee….pickee…..
Welll, he wudn’t b a troll if he wuz agreeablol.
Ai can haz a sopebawks pls? Ai wantz tu let mai trollnus haz a bref.
Heer, dis prolly as close to sope az ur gonna get, huh?
**slides sopebocks to Troll**
**Luuks at cween** Dis shud be innerestin….
Alrite Mr Troll, teh floar iz urs.
Plz Tu nawt let Ur kitteh plai awn teh copee masheen.
It will Nom himz tayle!!
Iz nawt teh copee masheen. iz teh scannur!! Iz U awl puter illiturates?!
Plz TU stawp uzing teh lolspeeks. Us edumicated IDtenTs nawt can unnurstandz U.
Whai U nawt haz teh clawks awnna saym tyem az mai clawks?
* Kawf Kawf *
Be rite bak, Ai need sum waddurs…
* luks fur teh waddur fowntain tu haz a drink. *
**snikkurs**
**runs aftur Troll**
I finkso I lubs u!
I finkso parrothed mite nawt lyk wut I jes sed…..
**luuks foar playse to hied frum teh burd**
She had a ragtop El Dorado tuck and roll pleat She
picked me up in Colorado and put me right in the
driver’s seat I said I got no money you know I got
no job She said I tell you what honey let’s find a
place to rob Now the man at the station’s name was
Jim I saw it sewed on his shirt I told him do what
I say you’ll live another day nobody’s gotta get
hurt It was the crime of passion she took me by
the heart when she took me by the hand Crime of
passion a beautiful woman and a desperate troll
i agreez wif da cween {{NS}}
Fankies. {{3km}}
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Fank yew. Iz u prowd uv meh fur nawt bekummin a hawribul witchee troll?! Izzya? Izzya?
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Ai finished mah werks — aifink ai will go hoam (aftur PetSmart) in a fyoo minnits. Ai needz a nap befoar teh 2-hour episode uv 24 comes on dis eebening.
U b a saint. I fink I saw a bobblol hedded St. Nightshayde in deh Ty Boo Teek!!
Haz a gud ebening, deer.
Schmooooo.
Schmoooooo to u, too!
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Ai haz wun moar werkday befoar vacayshun. Hooray!!!
Ai wud hugz U tu NS, but ai just gawt dun rollin in ded fishes.
U can haz dis lollypawp insted?
*holds owt lollipawp wif teh ded wurm inna middlol *
Haz teh mezcal flavr.
Dat iz a lubberlee thot, an ai appreesheeaytes teh offur … but aifink ai will pass on dat partikyular flavr. Duz u mebee haz a graype wun insted? *luuks hoepful*
Lessee.
* rummij inna sak *
ai haz teh mud, ded bug, sour lemun, ajunt orinj, Oh heer
* handz NS teh purplol lollipawp *
Iz nawt mush win in troll land fur teh grayp, ai haz it 4 whn teh troll bebbeh sez teh bad wurdz
Oddly enuf, it kin be teh sowr graype. Ai lubs lubs lubs sowr candee!
Yuze needin hugs?
{{{{{NS}}}}}
Fankies, ly! {{{{{lyanthya}}}}}
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Itz jus dumb drama. Ai haz decided to be a duckee & let it awl jus roll off mah bak & go away furebber. *nods*
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Well — dat an teh heddake that iz refyoozin to jus roll off & go away furebber. *sigh*
OH NOES! Heer, has sum ob mai majikal heddake-banishing hawt chokklit.
Oh yesh yesh YESH PLEAZE!!!
{{nightshayde}} go get sum gushifud from PetSmart!
an has fun on yer vacashun iffin I don’t see yew tewmorrow!
yes.. teh ‘hedake’ that is refusing to go away…
shud we talk abowt it?
opinions?
leest sed is soonest mended, Ai finkso
ok.. just seems to be.. a littul difficult, more for some than others…
I dinna tink it will be dat bad…
butt, ai has been sew busee wif teh pleh werk, I mite not be gettin teh full effect!
well, just read teh last 2 lols and ifinkso u get teh drift.
oh, and BOOP!
Have y’all seen teh bideo of teh purson sittin awn teh copyur to copy dere butt an FALL thro teh glass?!?! Iz teh funnee.
LOL
wut, did tehy aks sumwun to videotape tehm copying tehms butt? or wuz it on a sekyoority camra? ink wiring minds want to know…
Luuks lyk sekuritee kamra.
youtube.com/watch?v=vAaP1Sv0bF8
Taht am NAWT teh rite wae to shake yer thang! Wud HERT!
Luuks lyk teh rite way to CUT ur thang!
Yah, himz needz thang-shakin lessunz!
Wayle Ly, ur teh master (mistress), so I bolunteer U to teech him teh correck tekneek.
Oteh, Offis Man, heers hao is dun! YNG, yu stan bai an woch.
**Nekkid dansdansdans**
**Ly shakes her thang**
**YNG drools**
Oteh, nao yu trai!
**Nekkid dansdansdans**
**Offis Man shakes his thang**
**YNG pukes**
Oohh, boi, we can has LAWTS ob werk wif tihs wun, Red.
iz a tuff job, but sumwun gots to do it
i haz a scan ub mine beloved Grayson’s pawz were he wuld lay on da scanner an nawt scared when it turned own. i miss himz
{{{3kittymomma}}} taht iz nice mememenento to be having.
it makez mii laugh ebberitime i seez it
him waz most unusual kitti thanx LM
I thot abowt habbin Josie’s pawprint tattooed awn me but nebber did it.
oooh wat a wundermus idea..i bii haffin tu gibz dat sum thotz. i nawt hab a tattoo but alwayz kinda wanted wun.. thnx rhsb!!!
I thot abowt habbin it put awn my chest, neer my hart.
It tuuk me at leest 2 yeers to get teh nerve an teh munnies at teh same tyme foar teh tattoo I do has!
i waz sooo close tu gitting wun an da artist dat wuld do wat i wanted was tu buzi that nite..then i sobered up the next day an never went bak
Teh gui who did mien wuz in jayle. I nawt kno ifn him owt oar nawt.
U kno ware “Ur Design oar Mien” iz, awn Allendale? Scotty did mien.
Yash, I’m a reel wild child! LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=-CrCo8ntHAE
OMG i know Scotty him wun uf mine customerz!!!!!111!!!
himz wife iz Pam i cant member hiz brudderz name butt they lukz almost just xactly alike!!!11!
Relee?!?!?! Kewl!
Yah, himz did my tattoo. Berry skeery luukin gui, but haz alwayz been nyse to me.
U kno my emayo address, 3km? U mind emayoin me an tellin me ware u werk? Mebbe I kin stawp by sumtyme. I gotta be in Lex dis Wed nite ackshully.
himz intimidating luking butt nebber met a nicer person himz or hiz brudder and wife
i will emayo yuz later wif it otay?
But one of yur butts is moar than enuff
At leest u nawt has to kleen up after teh copyeed butt!
Buttskan initiate…
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
lubz t3h sownd masheen maykz wenz
bawtumm getz wawrm
Masheen iz splendidd
feeng. Maykz noyze, wawrmz butt andz spitzz
owt paypurr 2 lay awn!
Prittee Wun shoodz taykz
masheen hoam! Tukkz Kitteh’z tyredz
ubz playeengz wiff Mowss
Jack.
LEEZA!!!! I thot of u awn teh drive hoam.
Dat song u had me lissen to, teh wun by Incubus? I heered it awn teh raydio dif aturnoon! Iz gud. I lyk it.
Hey! Sorry, I’m only halfway heer… they’ve bin playin it here for a bit, but we has a pretty gud alternative music station… can u listen to musick online atwerks? well, even at home u cud.. if you wanna give it a lissen, just google 1065 the end and it shud come up.
oh and btw.. they were talkin on teh way home tonite about teh Seether G. Michael cover.. they’re addin it to teh playlist…
Dey has relee kracked down awn owr innertoob yoosidj at werk. I nawt kin play heer berry mutch durin teh day, egg-sept durin brakes an lunsch.
Wii kin lissen to raydio awnline an I do dat, but ennyfing eles MUST be teh werk-relaytid. Pleh.
Hay, at leest I still gots a jawb, rite? :-/
well then u shud be able to listen, ifinkso…
once you go to teh website, and click onto listen on line, it opens a separate box, u don’t have to keep teh website open.. which is gud, b/c there’s sum risque stuff tehre for werks!
Haz ennywun seen mai brayne? Iz onlee litlol nd not yewsd mutch, butt ai needz it for twerk. Ai haz teh dumdums todae.
I saw wun skampering arown heer eerlyer, but i dunno wair it wented.
Yesh — but aifink u iz teh next in lien fur Saynthood.
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*bows to kimkiwi*
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Ai iz goin hoam nao — but if ai finds ur brayne, ai will let u noe.
bii da careful goingz tu da homez!! haz manii funz on vaca ifin i nawt siiz yu before! {{NS}} nawt tu worriz about some ob da thingiz tuday “it” will pass
Fanks. It prolly cuddint faind itz wae hoem.
Ai is traiink to wriet a report nd got teh wrieturs blok aifinkso. Taht nd ai keeps goink into lolspeak, wich iz no halp. Ai wrieted a sentins taht sed “teh stoppied woad iz to be solded to teh peeps neckst door.” What ai meandid to sae woz “the stopped road is to be sold to an adjoining landowner.”
Iffin mai braybe nd ai cud jist be fwends, we cud atcheeve sew mutch!
i hate dat. i hab started going into lolspeak sumtimez when writting up jobz can bii beri hard awn da person reeding it
Ai orlso haz a kaes of teh “Ai Donut Kaers” wich no halps.
Ohai KK. Is yer gibadammer borked? I hab dat problem alla time wif da writings and stuff. Sometimes I hab to bribe myself. Okai, I write one page I getta cookie. I write one sentence, I getta cookie. I write 1 werd, I getta pursonal trayner…
Ohai PC. Yis mai gibadammer is rilly borked nd in peesis on teh floar. Teh repayrmenz sed tehy haz to send awae to Upper Girobia fore partz.
Oh Sowee to be hearin dat. I fink yew shud just drink tekillyas wile yew be waitin. Here yew go…
*hands kk an elebendy ownse tekillya.*
Fankies PC. Duz yew noes wot happinid teh larst tiem ai dwinked teh tekillya?
*shudders at membree but dwinks ennywaes*
Hehe! Ai sew glad sumwun elz duz dat! Ai gibbed mai ’sistunt a poe-stit note dat sayed ‘please to call Mrs. ______.’ Hur wuz lyke, um, pleez tu? **embarassed fayce**
Lol. Ai kannut tel yew hao mennee tiems ai haz had to go thru a lettur nd chaeng ‘teh’ to ‘the.’
Ai noes wot ai meenz, dammit. Katchup IRL peepl
Ai cud yewz less IRL peeps in mai lyfe, furr shoar.
Wai wii haz IRL peepz enneeway??? Dey duzn’t unnerstanding us… wut dey gud fer?? Dey just kunfuzzilating us…. adn specting us tu beeing sumfing wii not. I like cheezpeepz bedder, yes I duez.
Ai twerk in locil govvermint… iz hard cos ai haz to be naice to IRL peeps orl teh tiem nd ai nots alowed to sae “deer sir, goes awae. DOES NOT WANT yew to be anoyink me wib yore silleee problims.”
Wel, ai cud, butt ai kwite liek habing a job.
Oh, Ya, I fergot abowt deh ‘habing a job’ thing.
gittin paid iz gud, tu!!
Iz not liek Buddy wil get a job nd maek teh munnies. Dispiet mai aksing her naicely on a daylee baysus.
Buddy haz teh jawb. Iz payed in fuds, nipz adn snorglols.
i wuz writin e-mayo to my boi’z last-period teecher, tellin hur taht my boi needings to be egg skyoozd erly tomorrow, himz haz apoyntmint wif dr. tinydentist to get hole in himz toof fillinged up, plzkthx. wuz reely hard to rite in playn engerlish. dis iz himz Langwij Arts teecher, so reely not wanted to slip into lolspeek!
I’ve started slippin lolspeek into regular conversayshuns. I gotta be carefull who I do it in front of, tho.
Ah sold eet for a cheezburger. Sowwy!
Yew gottid a gud priec for et tehn.
Unless LCB haz boroed et to see et in teh liet…
PC Load Kitteh
iz loaded
:snerk:
‘PC Load Kitteh?!?!? Whut duz dat meen?!?!?’
‘pc load kitteh’ **clearz throwt**
pc load kitteh refurreeng tew teh stoopy messudge fum teh stoopy pwinter wen finks dere beez no paps. (Reed pAAAps – lawng A)
‘pc load kitteh’
okthxbai
*runz n hieds*
my pwinter duz taht more an more tehse dayz. gess its too gud for teh paper i gibs it, wants sumfin fancyer.
i scan haz cheesburger?
@@@@@!
FTW!!!
This littur bawks haz teh heeted seets.
*hands WWR a roll ov papah towels*
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Cleen up on copier 2.
an is gonna be spittin sparks if yew use it!
Liek an electrified bidday.
Dew NAWT want!
MORE poop humor? Dese threds be berry stinky deze days!
We shud reely puts a lid on it.
tihs site is going down teh drain
Dew u fink elebenty copees will be enuff fur awl mah fans?
elebenty hunnurd, mebbeh! Yu are teh faymus!
Famous, mah butt.
Yesh Yesh! Mite eben need elebenty fowzund!
I doan kno iffs I hab enuff finners and toes to count dat ohai.
Yew nawt hasta cownt, jist keep yur paw on teh green buddun till the warm liddur bawks runz owtta papur.
Romeow, how beez Ur gnu kitteh?
ur butt is famous?
j-lo got nuffin on yew!! schmoooo
Oh Hai dere!! tu uv mai favriteest peepz atb here wunst!!
I hopez u beez duing otay!!
lots ob fabrit peeps on here………… but aifink ai skeered dems awl aweigh!! ohai Cweenie!!!
*Lukz at mai commint.
I fink mai finnerz dusn’t b ty ping so gud. shudda sed
‘tu uv mai favriteest peepz b here at wunst.’
I can haz dyzztypeia?
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Enneywayz, Hai Jamamamamama. Hope deh Shilo b fitting intu hur noo home j just fine.
oh seh is rite at home…….. tewdai teh naybor kitteh cum to teh patio door an shilo wuz tawkin wif it thru teh door… aifinkso her misses her kitty buddies frum teh foster home..
Mebbee u needz a nuzzer kitty? Dey say dat deh bestest toy fur a kitty iz a nuzzer kittee. Adn if hur b used tu lotza catz, seh wud prolly take tu hazzing a liddle wun tu lub. Mai Winky needed tu haz a nuzzer kitty. Seh wuzn;t happy az an only kitteh. Adn she adopted 5 babehz I brung her over deh yrz. She owt lived awl but wun uv dem. Adn she lubbinged dem awl. Eben Muffin deh B**ch Queen!
ai still planning on getting a somali kitten dis summer…… den dey can haz cumpney… yesh her wuz soooo happy to tawk wib dat kitteh but ai nawtwant her outside cuz her is smart enuff tew jump on teh fence an go fence cruisin… mamakitty libbed in condo for so long her dint know she cud get out ob teh yard.. silly kitteh!!
* luks at teh donkee *
Duz U noes mai fren teh ogre?
nity nite peepz heed iz starting tu achz again hopez tu see yu guyz tumarrow
An DAT’s whuy I keeps de coopier in de OFF pozition.
WRr – I needs ur halp.
I am a chronic channel-surfer when it comes to the car radio. The other day, I came across a song on one of the country stations that I really liked.
It was a guy singing it and he was talking about how he couldn’t afford a fancy ring for his woman, but that didn’t reflect how he felt about her, or something to that effect.
Of course, the only thing that was said about the song afterward was it was a new one but didn’t say who sang it or the title.
Sound familiar? I’ve searched as well as I can online, but haven’t been able to come up with it yet.
If it is a new one, I may not have heard it yet. I haven’t had a lot of time to listen tu the radio the last few weeks.
That’s troo.
How’s teh folks doin? Wuz teh goggies happitayle to see u?
I has herd sum gud country songs latelee. “Forever” by John Michael Montgomery (lokal gui!) an “Feel That Fire” by Dierks Bentley are two favrits so far. Oh, an “Country Boy” by Alan Jackson iz gud too.
Oooooh! I jes fownded it!
“Don’t Think I Can’t Love You” by Jake Owen.
It’s got a real “bluesy” sound.
**closes eies an sways to myoosick**
Ifn ennywun iz lefted heer…..I’m gonna go crawl unner teh cubbers an try to gets sum sleeps.
G’nite/moarnin/afturnoon/wutebber!
See y’all laytur.
nite nite rhsb {{{rhsb}}}
Ummm, did annybunny amember tu say corn cat shoelaces tu skwirrlgirrl fur hurz nawt sekkund????!!!!
Oh, you Copy Cat :O xD
Kitteh can has a tawl tail to tell abowt this…
Ware’z teh nyoo lol?
Gud Moarning Anni! Hao yu is todai?
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Mebbeh teh cheezes is habbing a lie-in todai?
Lukks dat wai, Ai aer nawt 2 gud dis mornin – din’t sleap mutsh an woke up deff in wun eer an hedd full uv cottun-wull. Pleh!
{{{annipuss}}} sownds liek yu has teh pleh!
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* rushes in wib sooper cumformabull chare, dubblol floof cheezmap blankie, extry chokklitty hawt chokklit wib marshdemallows adn sum cheeken noodull soop *
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Nao, yu sit heer adn relax – ai wheel go waek up teh beeg cheezes…
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Cheez…? Tofu…? CHEEZ! TOFU! Ware yu is??? Wii want oar gnu LOL! Pfft.
has deer been a daylayt saeyvings-thingy sumwhere? dat has borked de lol-ing thymes?
God bedring Annipuss!
*ads a cup ob tea wif hunny and lemming to de tray*
*oh – an graeps an magazines*
{{{{{annipuss}}}}}
I think that is next weekend in `Merica. Teh end uv March fur TTI. I fink teh purrsun hoo shud haz chaynjd teh lol muss haz oberslept!
Oof! Dat nawt gud. Hoap yu feel bettur soon! {{{{{Annipuss}}}}}
Stoopy wurd press ate my remarx.
Glad I found you guize here at the bottum of teh fred. Good morning and I hope Annipuss feels bettur fast. Can I come sit wiv you and have some tea wiv u and Nennepus? Will AfriCat and GP to joining us?
O yesh yesh yesh! * sips awn a lemming tee *
Thx, Ai awlwaiz haz tinnitus in dat eer an dis mornin it’z liek a jet playn taykin off!
Oh, deer. Does the tinnitus waek u up in the A.M.?
Todai I will go to aeroporto to pick up my frend, who haz bin in Lunnin-town and in Paris for 2 weeks. He promised to bring me some Green and Black organic hazelnut/chocolate spread: the way-better-than-Nutella alternative! I love the store, Partridge’s, near Sloane Square and Waitrose’s.
NEway, the sun, she’s up and shining here in Meecheegun. Wii did nawt get ne snow like what blanketed eastern YewEssAy. My fambly in Massachusetts had day off from work and skool yesserday. I am so over winter for teh year. I want spring!
No, duzn’t waek me, but sumtiemz stops me goin 2 sleap.
Ai haz bean 2 Waitrose dis mornin! Teh wun fing Ai reelee needed wuz owt uv stokk! Ai got sum uver fings tho.
We aer habbin mixt wevver 2dai rayn, sun an wind!
Ai hopes yew feline beddur soonlee, annipuss! {{{anni}}}
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Ohai, pinnygig! Ai haz nawt been seen rownd heer mush, and haz misted mah Cheezfrens! Yew beh such a sweetheart takin gud kare ub annipuss when she has da pleh! Yew beh full ub win and awesum. *schmoo*
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Ai haz tew goes nao. Sebenth grade duz nawt wayt fur LOLs (mush tew mah dis mai!)
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*schmoos* Cheezfrens! ai hope tew beh bisiting heer lawnger sewn!!!
Thx, BDM Gud 2 see u. It iz juss cat aargh! Aifink.
Ah, so that’s where those weird pictures where from :-O I was beginning to wonder
Wait to ya see what I did to your stapeler
so… I wakes up, and comes to see wuts up.. and we has stale cheez? o noes!
Ai don’t fink wee corn gratulated yu fore yur nawt sekkund Leeza! Sawry! Soe CORN CAT SHOELACES!!!
oh fangs, Africat!!
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*wispers*
fink u cud put on teh kilt for a late danse?
Och aye lassie! *slow drone as teh pipers warm up, leedin into a wild skirlin ob teh bagpipes as AfriCat resplendent in Royal Stewart Tartan does a sword dans ober two crossed swords, kilts flyin in teh wind*
*SWOON*
*Gently picks teh skwirrlgrrl up an carries hur tu teh swoonin couch* Yu jus lie heer tillz u feel beturr,k? *cubburs skwirrlgrrl in soft floofy tartan blankee made wiv Skawtish wool an places teh dark Swiss chocoleets awn a table nex tu teh cowch. Tiptoes awa nawt tu wak teh slumbrn skwrrl.
oh don worry.. I’m fine..better than fine, eben…
oh noes!
*fastens anti-swooning gogglols taitleh on – wif eggstra duckkytape – tartan ob corse*
*taeks a swig ob de laphroig doblol-matured, kask-strengf whisky*
well – stopped de swooning…
bonk – passes out froam de wihsky…
ohai and gud morning eberybuddy.
where’s teh new picshur?
wut’z happening?
is this real life?
ok, ai have two fingers … no, ai have four fingers!!!
I WANTZ MI LOL…….
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D’yoo fink dey haz runned owt uv nyoo wunz?!
LOLZ anni!!!
I wunner if its somethin to do wif teh upcoming switch to daylite savings tiem?
Din’t haz dis prollem in teh Autumn (sowwee, Fall!)
dey kant hab – ai maed wun de otter day!
wussent berry funneh – but dey kan use if dey be needin wun!
An dey haz nebber yoozed ennee uv myne!
iz grate werk ov art. pls frame and put n googieheim.
COPY CAT!!!
faxin dis to teh dawctah
itch daun there gots wurse