By mid-winter, u can
By mid-winter, u can always tell who uses a tanning salon.
nd den dere r dose who tan funneh.
picture: someone in Grayling, MI. lol caption: silver22
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oh, deer!
Congrats cc – juss u an me agane!
gonga ratz tu yu tu, deer fren annipuss. iz teh horspistol bizit awl dun? is yu okeh? {{{{{annipuss}}}}}
(“gonga”? duhhh!)
Yep, Ai wuz seed awlmoast az soon az Ai got dere an dey sed ebbrifin iz unner control. Had 2 get up wun an a haff owerz b4 ushuel tho!
ai’z saoooow happeetaylz taht ebbryfing bii teh okeh! yaaay! ai’z sawree taht yew havingded tu luze sum sleapytymez, butt (ho ho!) ai’z hoaping teh gud nuuze bii wurthfit. yayy annipuss. ( adn yaaaaayyyyy annipuss’s dr. tinycat.)
oh – hab u beans tu da horsepitul?!?
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*sends ober grapes an magasines to Anni*
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Gud to heer dat its undeh controal… God bedring (as we saes in may nick ob de wuds)!
{{annipuss}}
Thx, but it wuz ownlee a rootine out-payshunt chekk fur mai iis! Soe Ai doan’t fink Ai kwalifie fur graypes! Ai wuz ownlee dere fur haff an ower.
ummmm, yersh, yu kwallifie foar teh graypz, “in teh rownd” and awls in teh furrmented stayte. wii can pore yu sum:
Alicante Bouschet (taht’s an obskyuur wun!)
Burgundy (teh *reel* fronsch stuff
Cabburnay SoeveenYAWN (izzit reelly teh taim foar teh bed?)
Dom Pairunyone (teh bubblolz uv awl bubblolz)
E…
Elegant port
Fronsh claret
Grate Chablis
Hole bottlol ob pink shampers
I…
Indage, Chatto (Indien weinary)
Jaykobz kreek merlow
Korbel
Lwaar vallee, wein frum teh
Malbek
N…
Neuf du Pap, Chatoe
Oak Ridge Chardonay
Plum Wine – Chinese
Q…
Why awl teh wineing?
becuz we am cheezy….
Quik-werk stuff
Really tastee Liebfraumilch!
Sum old Navy rum
taht’s sao nais, nennepus! ai lukt it up (fanx, iGooglol) — it meens “good health.”
Used as Get well soon!
Skål!!
Gud helf — glad yu haz it, annipuss!
Thx Moe! Ai haz lots uv fings rong wiv me, but ownlee teh arfritus bovverz me!
Nennepus – what does God bedring mean? Good …??
Good “be better” – is the literull meaning!
Not berry elo… illo… well sedd dough – so good health issunt so bad translashun!
Dat is troo, but Ai fort dat wuz bad fur u
Waal, mebbeh teh deerz tehy yoozing teh sumskreem? adn awlso, it beeingz teh winnturr. teh sun nawt soe strawng (eshpeshlie whair teh’rz teh snoa).
Unlessn yur in Antee Arkteaka! Deres a beeg holey in teh Oooozone layur, yu kno?
But Aifink dey haz finded dat teh whole iz gettin smallur.
Yus maam! Yu r korrekt! Dose scientifical types r contradiktikatin demselbs awl ober teh plaice!
Caerful! Ai werked in a syentifik plaes a lawng tiem ago – Ai still rigard maiselb az a syentiss!
we do not. yes we do. do not. do. do not. do
(heh heh, ai sed do)
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srsly, annipuss, ai didn’t noes yew wuz also sinetifical. is gud to hear.
Iz awn mai profiel! Ai wuz inbolbed in reserch wen tranzisterz wuz a nyoo inbenshun.
I has a sientifical degree… just never gotted a chanse to use it… yet!
muwahahahahahahahaaaaa
ooh – werld watch aot!
agin – dont liek craods…
Mad scianteest skwrrlgrrl taeks rebenj bay inbenting:
A reelee skaree kittehmunster – based on cheezeland trull…
Bombs – cocomonut bombs… (mebbeh dat was a C…)
Catnip dat wurks on humans… craodcoantroal no moar possiblul!
D…
Doggies dat dew kitteh’s bidding
Ellii fawnts dat dew kitteh’s bidding
Fevvered niminols dat dew kitteh’s bidding
Ger raffs dat duz kitteh’s bidding
Hoarses dat duz kitteh’s bidding
I…
Inverse proportions of ebil:good
Juggernauts of ebil
Kittehs dat duz only skwrrlgrrl bidding
Leaf blowers of doom (wut?)
M…
Mulivariable sperimunts involbing seberal YNGs
Nashunal Security werk
Opposeable Thumb growing fer kittehs
P…
Piles uv totallolooloy free Nip
Quiet qushions for goggie feet so kitteh can sleep
Rather charming kitteh-themed decoramishoons for kitteh water closet
Sumthing dat maeks sense?!!
yerssshhh, africat. taht muss tu beeing teh narstee kundishunz furr teh pengwinz. aaaowwww. sunnburrnt pennguinz — taht’s terriblol!
whuts blak and whyt and red awl ober?
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a pengwin wif a sunburn!
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(oar a gnus paper…)
er a nun inna knife fight
ora embarrassed zeebra
umm, akshulee, naow ai geddit. yersh. yur so rait. teh tamnming saloons nawt gud foar yu, aifinkso tu.
but, but, but Ai lubs mai elektrik beech! Ai goes tu teh Fake ‘n Bake awl teh tyme.
Ai noes it nawt so grate, axulee, but it makes me nawt sew S.A.D. (seezunal
affective disordr) and stuf lyke dat…. Ai is kwite tan awl teh tyme.
(mumbles abowt “gotta dy uv sumting….” mumbles, wanders awf tu mayk
apointmint wif tanning saloon, Ai meen, salon…)
and dis durm shel makes fur weerd tan lynes, tu….. LOL
Iz does (giglol) Al-Bye-No dears?
gud wun!
I see… One deer. 6 eyes, but only the one deer. … I’m scared.
adn i’ze comfouzzld, mistur d — abowt teh 6 aize? ai doan’t gedtit… (fankz foar teh eksplayning…)
?`coz teh 2 wite wunz aer kamoflajd?
waal, awrite mebbehso, butt (duh) tehre’z teh *reel* whait deer neer heer, adh tehy bii byootimuss. tehy bii awn teh point reyes, nr teh point reyes station taown. byoteemus. wellwurf a vizit.
Dere aer deer in teh park neer ware Ai lib ware we aer goin to haz a cheezmeet .
Is deere a cheezemeet in Lundun?!?
Wen?!?!
Teh lass week in Mai – teh dai haz naw been disidid yet.
mii tu — yu iz teh
*deer*fly?;;; halp tu splayne, pleez?
i wish i knew when this was taken. i didn’t think there were any white deer anymore. i mean i think they all died out by me. i miss them. we used to have one come to our garden every night just after dusk.
There’s a whole bunch near the Seneca Army Depot in upstate NY.
Oops, they be white deer, not albino though:
http://senecawhitedeer.org/
Woo, Ai kaem up wif teh rest ob teh Ai befour E ruul! Heerm eet b: Ai befour E, sept aftur C, Which neber applais, becuz eets awl LAIZ!
aaaaaaooowwwww nawr can staying aawatk! nyte awl…
nyte nyte!
sleep tyte
doan let de beddbugs byte!
an eef dey du – use dynamyte!
o hai cheezladn… we can has norway adn denmark cheezpeeps awround? ai needs 2 noe wut normal dinnur dus cost inna norway adn inna denmark adn hao much u needs fur libbing der a dai oar 2es… n-e-bunneh noes dat?
Ohai!
Norway present
when I’m out trabelling foar my job ai git det standard libingmunnies set bay de gubberment – 477 NOK – when breakfust is in cluded at de hotel – an it always is… Its no problem eating on dat, speculli in Oslo where de range ob eatingplaysis is fairlee large on the cheaper en (spesully good thai an vietnamese playces have a main cours foar around 90-120 NOK).
Butt (hee) – Norway is a so called haigh-kost country… an Denmark issunt far behind us…
ohai nennepus!
fankis fur ur fastist ansur… dis halps berry much wif mai plannig fur da company outing (dat sowns ridiklus *scratchis heed* aiz talking bout da “holidays wib da peepz frum work adn da bossis too). is hard noing hao much munnies u gotz da taeks wib u… wai u noe habs da u-roes? wuds be so much moar e-z fur liddlol confusdid ol meh ^^
Is that a pitiful lil spikey antler onna hed of the wuns dats nommin? I luks a lidlol like a crooked radio antenae. Das it, dis is Robobuck! (no, nawt Mr Sears’ partner)
Dat mite splain why he’s so white, He’s Buck nekkid!
:snerk:
Wudolf teh wed noze weindeer, had a berry shinee noze! Alla uvver reindeer sed tu heem, wear kan ai git wunno dose?
heh – in TTI u can git dem ebrywears rait nao – dey be preepaying for Red noas day…
Kewl! Wee useta hav dat in Souf Afrika too! Ai dunno ifn dey still dodat, havn lived dere fur moar dan six yeers! *sob*
oh – dont hab a sad!!!
{{{{{africat}}}}}
*Pulls out a tray ob:
- rooibus tea wif lion onda pakij
- castlol beer
- a botlol ob chattoa libertas
- playt ob yellowfin an sosagjis*
*fires up de braai tu cuk de fish an sosijis*
*finds sordid salads an fings foar de bbq*
*luks aot on:
- cape green
- kruger park
- wineries of Paarl*
(ur choyse..)
Cheers AfriCat!
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an schmoo tu u! – is a spesull anti-hoamsiknis shmoo – no needs for faynt legs…
ooh – forgitted de safari-likueur…
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we do needs dat – foar de safari-luk… (cant remembur de tayst…
Fankees! Wowzers an Golly! Goodness grasious greatz ballz ov fire! Woot woot woot! … erm sawry…
gotz a leedle bitz karried away bai alla Souf Afrikan goodies an vistas an everyfing! {{{{{Nennepuss}}}}} an shmoo tu yu too! 
awwww noes, I woeked up to more snowez. ’tis cold here. da oil tanks iz awl gone aifinkso. tiem ta call da oil mens. ma kittehs ahr nice an warmz frum da cuddlings.
Aiz needs 2 cawl mine too. Iz warmer agin outsiyd dan inside. Iz a ? of munny — sometymes seemz like everting iz.
Hmmm, I wonder what tanning salon that deer’s going to *thoughtful smile* He (or she, I can’t tell) hasn’t fallen victim to the tango tan that’s typical from most tanning salons
I can haz melanin?
Funny. That large wooden logo (shaped like a buck’s head) behind the caption text is the logo for the Browning fiream company. I’m guessing the landowner is a gunowner, and most likely a hunter. It kinda adds a different level of lol to think of deer just wondering into a hunter’s yard.