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The wrestling match ended early due to sudden naps
dis wrestlin match iz a bit moar heated.
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Is snowin in Delawhere today. 4 inches so far. Pleh…
wut, u don’t liek it?
we sent it speshul deliverie to u…
I dint order no snow. I is gonna return it to you…
We don’t need anymore snow,thanks…….
snow es good! tis made my boyfriend stay wif me at school cause his plane got canceled
ah, teh silvur lining awnna snowflakes
snow ES good- & beautious also! i walked thru 7 lusterous inches today & saw teh sweetest liddul maus tracks around nibbled-on maple seeds…..
oweee! picturs!
remembur – it must be returned in de orijinul pakkajing – in orijinul stayt… (u habs tu chekk de wedder repoart du noes wat stayt it camed froam…)
no, sorry, no returns, exchanges or refunds!
*throws a snowball at Maus*
*throws a floofy snowball at Skwirrlgrrl*
**Snow ball Fight!!1! **
*dodges, and fyres one back at catslave*
*ducks behinds a tree*
ohai! wut r u guys doin here??
Did you get any snow yesterday, Leeza?
o yesh yesh yesh… at least six inches.. not xactlee sure what teh total was!
We’re gonna end up with 6 or 8 inches by the time it stops. Then I hasta shovel the rassinfrassin stuff. At least my employers closed our office today and told us to work from home. So here I am, “working” most productively…
We has a delayed start.. I have to be atwerks at 11.
*throws anothur snowball at Maus*
*Picks up a BIG shovel full of snow*
*Dumps it down the back of Leeza’s coat*
*runs off to change clothes and go to works*
Bye hunny! Has a gud day atwerks!
*Airkiss*
*offurs hot toddies tew everywun*
we got sno yesterday and had sum ice dis mornin but it shouldmelt soon heer in GA. it’s berry cold tho!
Now ai has a mental piktur uv Maus in his bathrobe,wif a cuppa joe,sittin at his home pyooter,”werkin” away….
I actually got dressed. I work from home at least 2 days a week week week, so I treat it like any work day (shower, dress, etc.), except that the “commute” is ten feet instead of 20 miles.
It’s supposed to keep snowing through the day. They didn’t really close: most of us can work remotely, so they said “non-essential” folks don’t need to come into the office.
Teh wae teh Hek Awn Mees bees gowin, ai nawt shur ai’d wanna bees wun ob teh peepuls cornsiddurd ‘nawn- senshul’ – teh bawsis miet disied ib deys nawn-senshul inna snoes, deys nawn-senshul inna sunshiens, tu. Skairee thot! Ai stops teh thotting nao.
de snow here is too dry, is nawt good packing snow. Snow balls jest fawl apart. *Judson frows a snow cloud in Catslave’s general direckshun*
oh we has teh nise wet snows, just purfeck for teh packing!
*stuffs some down judson’s back*
*then runsawaywifakwikness to get reddy for werks*
*Judson gyrates wildly looking very much lyke a camel on ice skates*
Snow iz almost gone heer
** throws handful of ded grass **
LOL!!!1 @@@@@!!!!
*goes to ditch – maeks snobawl frum icky durty snow remnantz wif ded grass mixed in – throws idsrwdg bawl at eecktehcat *
** commences to make giant icy-snow-wif-garbage-innit to catapult across state **
SPROOOINGGGG !!
Ohai,Janet!
*drags’ catapult aut ov teh traktor shed*
*Salleh helps Janet maek hyooj icee-snoball-wif-lots-iv-stiks-anwaht-apper-to-be-rotten-pares-teh-deer-dint-eet-innit*
*catapults it bak akross teh state*
SPROOOOOOIIINNGGGGG
Ohai eeeckthecat
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*Fawls down in teh frozen (15 degrees) left over hard leef pile laffingU
Could you catapult some beer from the Holland Brewery,pleez ??
*Lukz rown fur wep pun*
no snow, no rain, no ded leefz.
wut tu dew, wut tu dew?
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*grabz fist full uv sunshine*
*pakz it titelee*
*Frowz it at deh Maus
*Sunshine flyz frew deh etherz and asplodez
*in a brillyunt
…… FLASH uv lite blinding him!
Hmmm, ai wunder if dat kud bee klassified a WMD (Weepon ov
Mass De-briefing) ?
*runs in wuf a kwikness*
*piles cat-a-pullet HAI wif Holland Brewerree Beers*
*THAWWWWNNNNNNNGGG*
*beers ar flying in awl direkshuns! *
*soaring hai in teh skye, a cupple ar eben awn tehre way to
teh Saudi Arabia!*
*Cheezpeepl ar running awt into teh snow an sunshine an ketching a tastee and refreshing drink frum Meeshegun*
Fanks Janet! Glug glug glug, hic! Hee hee, hic.
Other than a couple of snow showers, this is the first “real” snow we’ve had all year. In March. Feh.
Thiz is awnlee the thurd oar foruth taime we HAVEN”T had snow on the ground sincie Novembrrrrr!
tries to make water bawl frum teh (pleh) rane, butt (teehee) It runs frew mai fingers. Shakes watur drops in Judsons direction. (mebby wen tehyhit teh cauld air tehy trun tew snow!)
Fanx catslave, naow I kin make a nyse oooshy slushbawl to delibber to muh fren skwirrelgrl.
Ewe shud hab stayed in Orygun Maus…No snew here in Beberton. Just lots ub (pleh) Rain.
BTW I s frum teh Gnu Jersy. (LOL)
Gnu Jersy iz LOL werthy??
Indeed it is…
LOL werthier tahn Deli Wear???
While both states are quite funny, I think NJ wins by a nose…
Norf Eastern Joisey is bad plais to have a working nose.
Y izzit a berry fragwant area?
Very fragrant, if you like the smell of oil refineries and such…
Ew! Wee passed bai teh oil refynery owtside Durban a kupple ov thymes an ai remember hao pleh dat wus!
ai wuz akshuoolee aiming at this! But ai started out a bit rong and nao ai hav to go an don’t hav taim to fix it!
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math.boisestate.edu/gas/mikado/webopera/mk208.html
it r snow ober here in teh filladefia… is 5″ nao n free moar happen noa… noa mah pee frozeded…
iz snoe here too.. 10-14 inches, about 6-7 so far, aifinkso… we habs lots of snoes here in Maine. *cry* third year in a row foar snoe on Mar 2. iz mai anniversaree an can no go owt. =^..^=
Awww, soe sawry tu heer dat. Happy annibersary, k? {{{{{pawsalmighty}}}}}
aww fanks Afri, dat waz nice. =^..^=
Ohai pawsalmighty frum ur nayber in Noo Hamster! Sorree u caht goe owt butt happee annibersary aneehoo! aifinkso wii haz bout 7 oar 8 inshes awn teh grownd butt wuz sew windee taht it iz awl driftd an hard tew tell.
OMG *SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!*
Resslin iz berry tyrin
speshulleh wib dis hawt kittehcostumes…
wunner whut dem names demselvs… basemints minion vs. fallin ceilingkitteh?
good naems!
Teh Floofinater an Teh Irun Claw?
Hay! Dat luks eggsaklee liek mai Panda-kitteh (teh tuksee wun) an hims liddol b-lubid, mai Brynna-kitteh!! Is nawt dem, butt (*!*) sheeesh .. teh resemblolins bees amaezin!
**luks clowsur at teh pikshur**
An eggsept foar teh bloonisis, dat luks liek mai libbin-rum …. oar mai bedrum … oar mai dyninrum/myoosicrum/studdeerum/lybrerirum (is a beri DID rum, dat wun) … oar enneewares els in mai partmint, akshulee. Ai has teh shurs dat ai has boksis eggsaklee liek doas.
iz hard werk dis…
adn pritteh dansherous 2… dem seems flattend… jumpded frum 2 ohai laddur mebbeh?
fankies agin fur ur ansur nenne
ur welcum!
an do nut worries aboat de øres – dey onleh coms in 50-øre coins – an u doant see maneh ob dem round!!! umm – dey be round – just no around…
awlmos sowns laik ai habs 2 gitz un fur da memreh ^^ a rownd but nawt awrond coin *hehe*
Takedown Two Points!
GMTA
ltho they CUD be scheduled naps. It’s gud fud and lottsa rest that makes dose shiney cotes!
Teh bawks iz rite there. Pack up teh kittehs and mail them to me, kay?
NaP attacks
plus teh referrees cud not tell where 1 ended and teh otter began…
wut – otters? heer? nao? were?!?!
btw – did u see awl de gud ideas wive commed up wif foar u (onda las lol…)? – foar wehn u git tu use u sciens digree…
o rly?
*goes to luk*
ooooh.. I liek the Leef Blower of Doom!!
Leef Blower of DOOOOOOOOOoooooommmmmmmmm! Ewe haz to sai it rite… LOL
*ahem*
Leef Blower of DOOOOOOOOOoooooommmmmmmmm!
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that bettur?
Pitch purrrrrfekt!
Here’s a perfect pitch fer skwirrlgrrl
*Jason git good hite onna sluchbawl and it lands splat on tawp of skwirrlgrrls hed allowing icey slush to run down nexk. Movesoffwiffalackritty*
Wif Ala Ckritty – hus Ala Ckritty? a gnu cheezpeep? Ohai, Ala, ifn yus bees lissnin!
Ala ckritty: sumfin liek ala mode, butt wif ckrittys insted ob hai skreems?
NaPs iz berri impotant.
Hey….you’re wrecking a perfectly good box there !
Shroedinger wud be SEW annoyed!
ai noes – his sikrit wud be out ob de boks…
Greko-kitteh rasslin is very cornusing to watch, de kitteh onna bawttom is often winnin.
*Attenshun* pleeze to here* I haz happee to Nounce*
Transferin to Engrish tramslatr.
We have been adopted by a new he cat. He iz 10 lb, two year old, “male, domestic longhair, brown tabby. But when he gets so meat on his bones he will be ginormus. My husband is hoping ( looks very likely) that he has some Maine Coon. His name is Peter but we call him Petey. He looks like he was a drop-off (what we call an animal that someone didn’t want so they drove out to the country and dropped off. We had to have him “educated” and so he still has tons of testonerone flowing and so we have some hierarchy issues. If they work out, I will post pic within the week. Pleeze keep good thoughts for us. I NOW RETURN YOU TO LOLSPEAK* I has to go to massage kitteh, I pulz a gron muskl. Ifinkso.
Oh BOM_MOMME I yam happi 4 teh gun addition tew your fambily. A big snorgally Kitteh id gud tew hab.
AI simpafize wif ewe abut the puld Groan muksel. I hab one of dem tew. It hurtz!
Ai hopez tehg massage ketteh can make it bedder 4 ewe.
{{{{{BOM_MOMME}}}}}
I haz a jelus! Teh Mainly Coon Cats are so snorggly! An sawft. An lovey. An sumbudy just dropped him off at yer house! Sumtimes teh do that heer, too, but teh last cat we gots that way is Crazee. Gud luck wif yer pretty new kitteh!
Yew pulled a muskl pettin a kitteh?!!! Yew iz dewin it rong, ifinkso!
Noes, I pulled a muskl trin to sit ona flur to gibe apetey snoggles and brushes da matts outof fur
{{{{{{{{BOM_MOMME}}}}}}}
It awlwaiz maeks me so happee to heer ov yet an otter kitteh reskewed. An there’s niuthing laik a gud edmacayshun fur . . .weell, it haz suh a civileyezing effect, afinkso! 
Mai mom sed I need to be *educated* also. What dat meen? Iz 2 awld to beh gone bek to skool…
oh noes!!!
u doant want tu be singing de sopranoes!!!
aifink she meens collij – oar grad-school – or night-scuul – or DYI-class at local DYI-stoar…
Mebbeh she finks I need edumocayshun fur teh JCH4+’s civileyezing. Ayez not so civilayezed [Sybil-ized mebbeh, at leest dats wut teh voyces in mai hed tellz meh]
Nawt to werree! We laik yoo just teh way yoo ar.
Awwww shucks
Fanky Janet.
Ohai, Bom_Momme. Sownds lyke a wunnerful kitteh, mebbe a liddl lyke mah Dexter (cept Dexter has teh short hayrs). Teh part Maine coon is wunnerful – yoo will hav yor hanz full! Welkum to Petey, bran noo furreh son uv Bom_Momme!
*hands Bom_Momme a gift bag uv kitteh fuds, treets, rattly myce, skratchin posts, and sawftee blankees* Here is himz welkum baskit!
OH! A GEFT baskit! Hao verree thottee yoo ar
cormgratshoelashuns awn ur adopshun
2 chaingis whut has been saided… anotter hoomin (famblee) resquued…?
concatulationz on bein adopted by Petey. ai hopez he worhks owt nicely wifin yer familiez.
=^..^=
Yay! Yay! Mazel tov! Win win win!!
Ooo ai has a happeehappeehappee foar lukkee yu an lukkee Petey!!! Conga rats shewlasis dat yu has fowndid and sabed eech uvvur!
Wai I aughta….ZZzzZzzZ…
Hey Moe!…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Oh wyze guy, huh… ZZzzZzzZ
I’ll do teh Curlee Shufflol……after my nap….zzzzzzzzzzz.
*Slap slap BONK!*
ZzzzzzzzzZzzZZZZzzzzzz……
Bonk? Wai Soitanley!
::Bonk::
…ZZzzZzzZ
Ohai, guies.
I wud say “Happitayle Mundae” but I’m NAWT happitayle. Stoopy werk has alreddy maded me mad an I onlee been heer 1 1/2 howers.
Dis duz nawt bode well foar teh rest of teh day.
Ohai Red! Lukky yu nawt karryin a gun, huh?
Ohai Red. Moandai is just anudder day. sew take it EZ. Though a Snow brawl fight at werk might liven teh day ub a bit.
{{{{hug}}}}
it b hokay hng in der
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
But at leas u can haz cheezypeeps to makes you feelded betterz!
so tie-tie zzzzzzzzzz
power trayning 4 teh Twister playoffs.
ur doin it sleepy.
twisting foar de power-nap sleep-off on de otter hand…
ur doing it quite purrrrrrrrrrfektleh!
u iz sew rite!
Pleh
in massachewsets, 11 to 15 inches
Pleh pleh pleh
*wants summer longingly*
**Iz glad hur nawt libs in Massachoosits no moar**
it turned owt to be only 1 foot
….
*pawnders….. good or bad…*
Mausachewsits? you iz getting lots ob snew there! AI phinque sew…
Two way sleepahold gon a-rye.
hehe… win ^^
Dere’z a joke in dere sumwhair abowt deh pumpernikklol, but I can’t figger it owt.
*shrug*
We iz tired after our midnite kitteh frenzies
zzzzz..
ohai! ebbreebodee i r lernin’ lolspeak is moar diffikult den i thot
*took me ten minutes to find all this lol*
Oh Hai Raindrop!!
U noez wii iz not AWL growd upz heer. Plasticat b abowt ur age…. I think he b 13. Adn Draconic Kitteh b 16. Werdycnan b 16 oar 17. She b homeskooled tu, ithink. Shez not on heer much, but u mite want tu add hur az a friend. There b a few uzzer kidz hoo commment sumtimez…. sunnybunny adn Shadow. I think Shadow mae have altered himz name a little…. mebbee he b shadowcat now….
Alos Hashim!
Oh, how kud I hav furgot tu list Hashim!?!?!?! He b 13 adn libz in Pakistan. He hazn’t ben round much lately eezer. He haz lotz uv studying tu du, ifinkso.
hokay! i b frends wif Draconic Kitteh allredie fankies too Upfi
butt i keepz mai eyez opan fur da udders
I think that you just kind of make it up as you go, I read though the lolspeak wiki and just kind of went from there.
you iz bein jus fine wif da lolspeak! =^..^=
fankies!!
Ohai! Hao r yu tuday?
i r tootyred too payz attentyon to mai skewll wurks but i b hokay, … yu ?
Aim fyne fanks, jus gotta bit ov a pleh back. O tu bee yung agin!
iz not so gret actully, has itz upsies and downsies … lyke skewll… butt i haves to do it ifin i evr wantz ta b a 4n6 scyentyst…
Kewl! Mebbee wee wull sea yu awn teh CSI! Yu wull bee teh famouse!!!
i enjoy talkyn too ‘dultz moar den i lyke talkyn too kidz sumtymes because kidz says alot moar meanness ‘den most ‘dultz do ….
wellll i havez plans too b onda NCIS my FAV. show adn i fink it beez a reall job too …
unpleasant newsflash, the elder folk (yes…..I’m a member) are mean as well, they’re just more subtle about it. sneeky even.
*handz Dan sum camel mile tee.
Wuteber kud u meen dan??
see whut-ah-meen folks, subtle, sneeky, yet *sob*……mean.
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*luks to see if annybody buyin’ it*
*czechs change purrse*
*slow sad hedshake*
well done by the way.
Speek foar urself, mister!
Me, I’m nyse as dey come….
Yooth be wasted awn teh yung.
How old are yoo, AC?
My nosyness, let me show u it!
oh yea well oldness b wastted awn teh old
wana traed, i woode luff to b oldr, cept i no wana wishez mai life away a qote frums mai mudder …
Hmmm, ai fink ifn ai tell yu, ai mite get in trubblez!!!
Why u get in trubblol, AC?
jus telz me no won round ani WONT tel i prom hiss
pleez tel, lol i ment to write dat up here
Waal, yu axed fur it, aim 45.
OOoooh, ur anshunt!
**whispurrs, I’m nawt dat far behynd u**
Ai kno, dats wy ai wus eggspectin teh hedbats!
Wayle, sinse u wuz egg-spektin it…
**hedbats AC**
WHAP!!!
lol i’m onli …. ummm … carry the one… 31 YEARS BEHIND yea me … :rolls:
oops i ment
srry
Yowch!!! Ai knewd eet, ai knewd eet! Ai knewd eet wus ginna hapn. *sob*
Ohai AC – ai leaved 45 behind long time ago. Butt (tee hee) my brain is still about 30 (thank
cc). Adn ai can keepz my job 4 a while longer?
And the Russian judges are gonna subtract three points for the foul.
wut?
fowl??
I don’t see no burdz in deh pixor!!
This is a Level 4 Splort Alert. I repeat, a Level 4 Splort Alert. This is NOT a drill.
Cute squared makes for double the danger of splorts.
Please make sure your CHRG’s are securely fastened and doubled, if possible.
The CCC is on ready status and the hot chocolate is still steaming.
That is all.
NAP ATTACK!!