
Ohai!! Sorrys to wakes you, but… Wheres do you keeps your shuvel?
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Ohai!! Sorrys to wakes you, but… Wheres do you keeps your shuvel?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Cramboli
it be snoes here – taek it aways
Yesh. Please.
we’ve bin thru that!
NO refunds, exchanges or returns!!
Rassinfrassin return policies! I iz a disatisf… defatis… NOT a happee customer…
Would u like to lodge a complaint? Then u can go over to teh complaint lodge. Here, u’ll need these snoshoos.
wud u liek to fill owt one of our customer survays??
u can call 1-800-elebenty, and speek to any one of owr operator, who is standing by rite now!
Ur too cheep to buy a chare for ur operator? Hmph!
*revises sales pitch*
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Operaturs are sitting by RITE NOW!!
*checks LCB’s apartment adn finds it full ob shyny operator chairs, perfect for a kitteh to spin on adn hab fun, or claw teh bak ob*
Yeah, but I bet their Givvadammer is borked, and tehy dont has their Roundtoit either…
isn’t the operator on that line Helen Wait?
cormgratulashuns
we can has dancis 2 da tybootek adn eet adn drink in da cheez restorint?
No wunder I kudn’t git in heer….. it b a seben way ty!!!!
Off tu deh Tye Boo Teek wif awl uv u!! I haz heerd dehre b green Tyz an green sckarvz and emerald nekklissez wif matching bracelitz and eeringz adn bobblol hedded St. Paddyz kittehz chazing deh bobblol hedded snakez…..
ooh – yes please! ail hab ebryfing boblolheaded
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hab de funs – aim off tu habs annibersarydinner wif hubbykatt – 13 years…
an shampayne – dis be may nawt-sekund top ob de brayd onna “reel” lol!!!
Speshul congrats in dat caes!
uuuuhhh… wonnermus! ai lurves da green adn ai lurves paddys dai!
**dans dans dans awf tu Boo Teek**
*dances awf in lien wib da birdie… *
ai fink ai’ll gitz lawts ob green fings… yesh… *rumages fru da green fings*
ooohhh… lokkit dat!
der bees gweat fings jes laik da cween said – ai noe… da cween is alwis riet ^^
der bees…
applols, da gree uns wib kitteh faices carfed in dems
bubblolhedid kittehs in gween
cute scarfs – in gween
delichus chocklit wib green pistachies…
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emerald joolreez
flashee shinee fingz
green garlandz
h….
hooge evergreens
joocy grapes
kold melons
L…
lieems cuverd in emrilds
menthawl-grien coctayls
noo shoowts awf grarse
o… oh…. OH…
orinj taht am nawt veree griin
peez taht am berree griin
qumkwatz am pawsiblee griin…
r…
Red fings dat kullurblynd peepuls sees as green
Sum uvver fings dat kud goes iyvur wae, kullurwais
Toadallee inbisibol fings dat noewun noes teh kullur ob
Unyoosyoolee briet an shinee fings
Vermilyun fings dat ar nawt green a tawl
W…
wii juzt haz teh noo d libburee ov snoe shooz @ teh tybooteek.
mebbeh a liddul layt.
butt wii haz teh snoe promist hear 4 laytur in teh weak.
an ewe kan awlwaiz sel tehm awn eebai az ‘rijinul reel tenniz rakitz’ wen teh wethur getz beddur.
happe 2 oblyj
R tehy teh *gasp* KittehKat PawPrint wuns? Teh wuns taht leev a jyunt kittehkat pawprint wiv ebberee step? Huh?Huh?Huh?
ai seen purty snows onna mountoons when drivings but was 80 degrees warm
snow iz nice for a visitings but not fittings for civilized kettehs to live ins
We see what you’re doing there!
Shuvelling snow ???
Nope. The snow stopped, but now the wind has kicked up to about 30 mph and the wind chill is around 0 F. Sheesh. I’m not shoveling in that. I would end up as a Maussicle!
Oh come on, are yoo a man or a maus?
Irrelevant. What am not is a damn fool…
I can heer teh laffter all teh way from VLC….
Yeah. 0 degrees. Ooooh, so cowld!
**wispurrs erjintlee**
Pssst – doan forgit wii libbin in SellseeyusWhirrld, an days tawkin frum PlannitFarAnHait – owur 0degriisC bees a lawt warmur dan der 0degriisF!
Amen to DAT !!
No need to be a hero….
or get frostbite on yr noes n toes.
OT, anybody out dere on beta blokkers, be wary of frost nip.
i noes whereof i speek.
ok, end 0 PSA, return to yr noarmally skeldul{d lols.
Ai jist came in frum shuvelling teh frunt wok, aifinkso ai am a burdsicle. Jeez, dat wind iz cowld! **shibbur shibbur**
*hans parrothead a lectriclol warming hunnerd dollar towil*
** hands parrothead a hot buttered rum **
*ponders iffn 2 goes owt inna coeld wuds bee a good ideer fur getting hot butterd rum 2es…*
**gibs Siobhan a hot butterd rum** Du nawt go owt if yew donut hab tu, Iz biddur cold owt dere! (At leest in Birginia)
aweeee fankies ^^
*hugs da rum furst… jes b-cuz eben finking ob birginia maeks meh sibber*
noe… iz ‘februree mex mii shibbur
wit ebberee paypur eye d libbur…’
eyefinksew
♫ bad noos on teh doorstep…
I cannot taek one more step (wiffout my KittehKat PawPrint snoe shoos).. ♪♫
Ofankee Siobhan! **Wraps towil rownd toez, wunners if melting snoe will short owtZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZ!!!!!!!!!!
I ment tu du dat.
oupsie… ai fink nao u can needs eecks buttered rum ^^
*rapz parrothead in floofyy Cheezpeepz map blankee.
Siddown in deh kumfee chair while i fix deh fyre.
*trowz nuzzer log on fyre.
*sparkz fly up chimblee.
*Handz PH a hawt chokklit wif mushee mellowz and a kandy kane.
Heer ya go…. u b warm in no tymez.
ai cahn reserbe wun uv doze cumfee chares pleez? wunce ai finishez mai lunsh ai gotta goe owt an see iffen ai cahn cleer teh dribe enuff tew get teh car owt, gotta goe tew wurk layter
**putz ‘reserbed fur BF473 ‘ sine awn comfee chayre neggst tu fyre**
Pleez tu be karefull if yu must go owt, BF! Mai husbing wint owt an promptly put teh larj propain truk inna ditsh! Himz owt waytin fur teh toe truk!
O deer, himz nawt hurted ai hoap? Ai haz tew tri mai bes tew git tew wurk, mai cumpee iz teh cheepskates an ai doan haz mennee paid dais ai cahn taik.Hait tew uze anee sew eerlee in teh yeer. Butt iffen is tew bahd ai wil cawl in aneehoo, nawt riskin life an limbz fer a jawb, tahts fur shure
Himz nawt hurt, himz jist stoopee. He finks he must go tu wurk awlla time sew nowun will be teh cold. No maddur he iz teh onlee wurkur awn teh rode, an nao hez nawt eben AWN teh rode.
No need fur rezervashunz, dere awlwayz b wun moar!! Adn dere awlwayz b a blankee sitting on deh radiator so it b toasty warm.
Wow, fanks guise! **wraps in towel, snuggles in blankee by fyre, alturnaytes sips ov buttered rum and hawt chokklit** Ai feel mush beddur nao!
*Abominibul cuvvered-inn-sno woman coms bak in, sits in cumfee chare, taiks hawt chokklit, stirz wif kandy kane* *whimpurrz*
*uses blowdryer awn warm tew thaw out snow woman* o look its Blues!
* wraps BF n a warm rainbow kolored ATM fur blanket *
*offurs hur a hot brandy fur puttin in the choklit*
Mauscicle teh musical!
La-la-la-lol…
I likes it!
Now playing in East Overshoe, West Podunk, and coming soon to a theater near YOU!!!
Mah turrible singin, let me showz yu.
LA-la-LA-LOL
l-o-l-a LOL-a
La
Srsly, teh Shuvel!!! Kwiklee!
ohai GP! i seed ur annowncmint about the next safari park event on the cryer. May i offur my services agin? I could offur a selection frum the NOM menu.
Ohai mu! yesh plz!!! Ai wud send yu tu mai layzee phlonquais but but but ai has nawt seed hurr fur a whyle… AngelPlume…? ANGELPLUME! Ware yu is? pfft.
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Whut yu has tu offer fur noms?
Strawberries wiff dipping choclit
mini blue cheese buffaloe burgers
fish kabobs – chuncks of fried fish awnna stick wiff tarar or cocktail sauce
shrimp kabobs
sweet potatoe fries
ice cream cones
turkey legs
rosted corm cobs
and a full bar
ov course
Yu is teh HYRED!
*yawn, streeetttccchhhh*
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u cawld, o mitey piggeh? u needz moar helpz at teh safareh park?
AP! Dere yu is!!!
Yu can’t bury teh goggie alyb in teh snoe. At leest run him ober with the CCC first.
Meaks sens, no? Udderwais he be eskayping frum snoe, mebbe.
We haz had a slite assident….
…involvink da goggie.
in ur shu
and no, we have no idea where da goggie be.
maybee:
Accidentally lock’d in bafroom
Behind da
Couwch we muved to twap him
Dizzyfying hissef chasing hizzown tail
E…
Eetin teh naybors owt uv howse an hoam
Flew tew teh Bahamamamamas
Gon fishin
Hydin an seekin
Icy creem shawpin
J…..
jumpin up an down inna snow
killin da skweekie toi
loosin his lunch
M…
Munching macaroons
Nomming nomburgers
Opening teh gayts tu hel.
Pawing at da hole we frew hm in
Juss diss`peerd
Kept rite awn 2 teh end uv teh rode
Left fur gud
Mayd off wiv teh lydee goggie nex dore
N…
Not over here
Or over there, either
Perhaps he’s down that way?
R…
Roof, he kept saying sumfin about it.
Sendz hiz luv frum teh sekkrit locayshun
Took awl hiz toiz and left
Undur teh deck, mebbeh?
V….
very soon in Dubai
walking on deh beech
x-ercising after deh long flite
yoo sented him on.
zatz wut I fink.
Snow shuvell?
we gotz a bodeh 2 hied
…or u shuddint hav fed us awl doze cheezburgers las nite,iffin u knoes whut we meens….
O.o … dat mussa been sum huuuuuuuuuuuuuge burger!
..or a few White Castles…
8)
Why d’ya think they call ‘em “sliders”…
eeww!
Bahahahaha!
… brainbleech plz…
ewwwwwww Whiteys….. a horrid export, tu be shure!
We can hazzim awl obber arown heer…Ai hayt tu dribe by teh playz,
it stinx up teh hole whirld! PLEH!!
Whut…u no liek “Eau de Onion” ???
I fought we wuz DUN wif da stool jokes…
Ai cants standz enny moar!
Pleh!
Torture tu me wood be to be chayned tu teh tabul ina
Whitey’s, habbing tu smell dat horribibble smell….
no lyke Eau de Onyun, nawt at awl…. nor Parfum du Greese….
If yu nawt noe Whyt Kasles, den yu mite noe Crystal, down sowf.
Tehy mush teh saym.
BLARGH! Nawt enuf alkeehawl in teh Whirld tu makes me wunna
nom awn dem fings……
Homicide…doin it rite.
Hidin teh merderz…doin it rong.
Homicide…doin it rite.
Hidin teh merderz…doin it rong.
ummm. don{t ax why we wanna no…iz not imprortant.
No reeson,no reeson. u doan needz tew kno, jus goe bak tew sleepie naow.
o an ummmm……teh goggie cawled wile u wer sleepin….hez um…..gawn awn vakashun.
A bery bery loooong vakashun aifinkso.
A bery bery looooong vakashun aifinkso.
Ah! I made a cheezymisteak!
nawt tew wurree rnwen, WP playin triks awn u iz awl part uv teh magik uv teh ICHC eggspeerence!
It crashes mai computer lots too aifinkso.
Yum! I lerves Philly Cheezymisteaks! Wif fryded onyums an mushyrooms!
nommy! i hassa hungree noa!
doan ask, doan tell, jus gib up teh shovl
Hey can U getz up? We has a hungree
*gets radder larg pladder of choklitt, penut butter and MnM kookies fur all da hungry pplz, oh an big fluffy chairs enuff fur ebbreeboodee*
o taht sownds nyce! *heps sef tew penut budder cuukee* nom nom nom. Fank u raindrop!
*snuggles ntew a chare nibblols a cookie*
Fankies!
lol mewelcum
Also, ware u keep teh lime?
iz in teh kokonut aifinkso
and she drank them both up…
U is sposed to mix them? No wonder! I has been taking teh lime and teh coconut separately.
…you such a silly woman!
Don’t shout. U’ll wake up teh doctor.
Nawt DAT kinda lime?
Teh bodee-dissinigraytin kind….powdery stuff, omes in a bag….
U seems to has a lotsa eggsperience
hmmm
Um….I has, uh….jes HERD stuf…..
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Yah, dats it. I has HERD stuff.
My ex-huzbin? No, I nawt seen him latelee.
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Why u ask?
*hehe* ^^
ai sweers rhsb wus rownd here awl da tiem officur two kittehs…
yeah, dat be teh kwik-lyme, Ai goted sum, Toni…
Ai did wut yu towld me tu duz…..
Ai gotted teh pakkige wif elebenty duzzin munnies, unmarked,
non-seekwenshul, an awl dat stuf…..
nuffin tu see heer, moob alawng…. Ai’m inniscent Ai tells ya….
Has he gone underground?
wait a minit
I needz to take down all Ur statements
Ai wuzzent tehre
Ai doan kno ware tehre iz
Ai cahnt member
Ai dint dew aneefing
U cahnt prov otterwize.
Taht iz mai offishul staitment an ai iz stikin tew it
An i waznt even here wen i didn’t do it.
In a mannur uv speekin, yep, him haz gon unnergrownd….
**starts singin “Goodbye Earl” by Dixie Chicks**
LOL ai lyk dat sawng….
manny’s teh peep dat cooda endt up in mai twunk uv kar….
O, and does u also has…
Alckyhol wipes
Backhoe
Coffin, little one is ok
Dynomites
Extry potting soil
Flours
Garlics, lots and lots
H…
Harbinger of doom
Igor to halp us
Jack 0 lanturn oar flashlite
K…
Kay bullz
Longshoremen
Massive pile uv sea ment
N….
Kwik-set cement
Large amount of bodybags
Maybe some big rocks?
N…
Nappie-wipe-ies
Old soxes
Potting soilz
Quicksandz
Random rubbelz
Sterilizin solutions
Tub o’ bleach
Undertakerz
V…
Verreh larj gardning shears, sharp!
Woolly blankies
X-acta knyfe
YNGs, a hole army uv them, with shuvels
Zippers, teh syze big enuff yoo kin zip a grayve klosed with, YKK brand. . .
Varyus sharrp impluminks
Wieps fer owr hands?
Xorsist (jus in caes)
Yn (to taek de memrees awai)
Zzzz awl dun nau!!
i haves dynymites *i makes it fur secret bom factory*
oh wait, LCB i haves Q fur YU rnt u lyke famous on lolcats cause i saw a hole stories on u …
Don’t bleev everything u read.
Including this.
u am famous!! i b droppin ur naem awlla da tyme! I’m awl liek “ya, i kno LCB, no she dont beet up hur philoquious….”
WHUT? Who has been saying I beet up my phlonquais? Who?
GP! Has u been spreading lies about me again? Ur such a drama piggeh!
*hedbats drama piggeh*
A little drama never hurt anybody… well… hardly ever…
I think Abraham Lincloln would disagree wif u.
“Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?”
* scamper scamper scamper *
* WEEEEK WEEEEK WEEEEK *
* climbs awn soapbawx *
* Micrololfone Fudbak *
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Ohai Ebberywon!!! Ai can has yur Tenshuns, plz? Fankies. Umm… Skwirrl… wai yu has tu disrupt EBBERY thyme ai maeks nownsmint? plz tu put taht shuvel down adn step awai frum Maus…
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Otay, yu mite member a littlol ebent wii has a littlol whyle ago… dere wus lawts ob bebbeh animlols adn cocomonut smushing adn Mick wus selling Wierd Pretzels adn dere wus a Tour Bus adn ebberyfing!!! Ob corse eet wus teh grand opening ob teh Cheezland Safareh Park tu rayse munnies tu halp awl teh littlol animlols in teh Cheezland shelturs… * holds up bebbeh panda *
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Lass thyme wii deed nawt has enuff thyme tu get ebberyfing dun so aifortso wii can has “Cheezland Safareh Park – Part Deux, Seekrits Rebeeled” O, yesh yesh yesh!!!
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Awn Chewsdai teh 10nd Marsh, rite heer awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL ai wheel wonce agen be throwing teh gaytes tu teh Safareh Park open adn inbiting yu awl fur a won thyme ownlee chance tu taek a ryde in teh Cayblol Cars ober teh terrifying “Troll Canyon” * shudder *
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Dun worree, yu wheel be teh perfiklee sayfe – wii has a berry BERRY speshul guest tour gyde – Troll Hunter!!!
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O yesh, adn aifinkso Ambercat wheel be doing sum Caterpilloler Raycing, Skwirrlgrrl wheel no doubt be doing sumfing wib creem oar cocomonuts, Mick wheel be heer agen selling his umm… speshul brand ob Wierd Pretzels adn ob corse dere wheel be teh yoosyooul silleenuss!
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Teekets arr free, yesh FREE but but but wii wheel ob corse be acksepteeng dohnayshuns fur teh bebbeh animlols!
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Fankies fur yur tenshuns, ai now return yu tu yur regyoolarly skedyooled LOLS!
wii cahn see teh Weird Pretzl mawnster agin? an maybee poak it wif a stik?? pleezpleezpleez??
Ahem, plz tu NAWT be poking WP wib a steek!
does yu no hao manee Rabid Weesuls wii umm… lawst… getting him in his cayge???
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Awl togebber nao…
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O, teh Hyooge Manatee!
What?? I’ll have you know that I hardly ever poke anyone with a stick! I use a sea urchin, so there!
Hay, kwitit! That tickles!
W00t!! w00t!! dat will b funz!! I kin hardly waiting!!!
*wunderz wut deh Sea Kritz b. *
*hides shuvle behind bak*
I dont know WUT u r talking about.
*sniff*
I always gets pikked on.
But you axed fer it…
Oh u is axing for a shuvling urself, mister….
U no like it, u can go plays somewhare else. Here is teh paper. U can check teh want adze.
Tehn you can rakewest a new assinement…
Please, I can’t take any mower of this!
*sythes*
I’m sawry LCB…
Well, ok, if ur rly sawry… HAY!
Do u two need hosin off?
Aw k’mon!! I wuz kinda diggin it, maisef.
screwed agin!
Butt ur commints nailed it, as awlwaes!
Bodiees? Noh. Noh bodieez. What meks youse aske?
Butt hurries yup behfour noh bodieez becumz noh zombees.
Arrgh. Rawr.
Too laite.
wat?
dem kitties am up tew sumfing… and dey needs a shovel????? uhoh!!!!
Yesh, lookit teh xpessions awn dose furry faices, deres defnitely sumfin rong. Aifinkso!
The dog whut dog? we hasn’t seen him.
we doesn’t knoz where he is
Soe wy iz dat snowman ober dere wimperin? Huh?
Because he just looked at teh statement from his retirements account, same as all of us.
Heh! Puts a nu spin awn teh ideer ov “economic meltdown”!
Retirements Account eh?
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* flicks thru ‘contract ob employment’ *
“Contract”?
“O, I trusts u, LCB” u sed
“I will does whatever us sez for as many moneys as u wants to give me, LCB” u sed
“Contracts is for stoopy skwrils, LCB” u sed
but but but whut is tihs peace ob payper wib green crayon awn eet den?
That? O, that is ur form W-elebenty. U needs to file that wif teh Infernal Revenue Serviss.
oh, otay is tihs teh won taht maeks tehm maek yu pai me mineemum waige?
U shud noes that onlee teh documents in blue or black crayon are official.
but but but AWL teh wons she maed me syne arr in green wax crayon!
Time to get a lolyer,ai finkso…
one that specializes in crayon,marker,fingerpaint,and chalk documents.
*glares at eeck*
GP, don’t u rembers? U didn’t like teh documents in black and bloo. U sedd it reminded u of a former employer what was abyoosive. So we made a ggsepshun 4 u and drawred up all ur official papers in green crayon. Look, her’es where Mick countersigned in purplol. Well, by “countersigned” I mean he drawered some lips, but is legal anyhows.
hmm… no, ai does nawt member… o, wayt taht remindifies me…
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* czechs itteh bitteh seekrit diareh *
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“Member tu rite notice letter tu…” Hay! Gib taht bakk!
Well, now that I thinks back, we did has ur innerview at teh pub. U dids a lovely dance on teh tabloltop, IIRC. U sed it was ur speshul “Look at My Kwalifications” Dance. Mick was teh impressed, but teh landlord wanted u to pay 4 teh dammages.
O yesh yesh yesh, NAO ai members! Ai lernt taht dans frum teh bideo Red gabe me…
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* slow, sad hedshake * Yu nose, juss won thyme ai wud liek fur us tu taek Mick sumware adn NAWT has tu pai fur teh dammages…
*stoopy skwirrl shows off contract and stiks owt tung at GP*
* puts awn itteh bitteh spectacles *
* examines stoopy skwirrl’s contract *
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Hmm… eet sais heer taht yu has tu obey awl commands gibben tu yu bai Guinness Pigs… inneressing…
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Go fetch me a Coke, adn sum pork scratchings.
wut wut wut WUT?????
ALL commands?
*calls stoopy lolyer to demand refund of munnies*
*gets GP his coke*
*slips an asprin innit wile he is not lukkin*
Here’s ur stuff….
Sigh.
*gets out checkbook from “Pay 4 Mick’s and GP’s Dammages Fund”*
well gotsta go cya lata ebreeboddee!
Bye {{{Raindrop}}} take care!
I’d like to have this image without the caption! The image itself is superb!!!
Chris, iffen u skan up tew neer teh tawp an clik awn ware it sez ‘recaption this’ u goez tew teh lolbilder an seez teh pic wif noe capshun. aifinkso u cud saiv it tew ur puter wif noe capshun frum tehre. It iz a grate pixure, teh luuks awn tehyre faices!
Thanks bluesfan473!
I’m not well versed in lol-speak, but I got the point
supuuuuuurrrrrrb pic!
u kno, teh saem ol stuff, but graduate student kittehs b piling theirs higher n deeper
thx to teh kittehs to lemme goto werks
I WANNA STAY HOME
I need these kittahs. Now!
Wat, u gots somefink u needz to hyde?
Hay guies, I finkso I heerd a gud sawng foar waht I’m goin thru rite nao:
“Ordinary World” by Duran Duran!
Here’s teh chorus, which I find berry fittin:
But I won’t cry for yesterday
There’s an ordinary world
Somehow I have to find
And as I try to make my way
To the ordinary world
I will learn to survive
ohai rhsb, I has always loved that song… hang in terhe!!
Shuvelmayker iz de shit ! xD
luv these cats-priceless!!
Thoaz ar sum verii Qte bluiez. Butt disturbin, askin fur shuvulz.
These Kittehs look positivly demented!
Fabulous!
this is totally Ebenezer and Snooch from http://www.twolumps.net !!!
its in da garage now let meh go and catch mor Zs