Ceiling Cat releases
Ceiling Cat releases The First Cat of the Apocalypse
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Nawt shore wat dat culler meenz
ohai annipuss — adn connery gash elations fur teh kwik-pawd nawt-sekkind! wood ewe laik sum hawt buttrd rhumb, adn sum jinjr biskits, furr teh nytienytetyme snak?
Nawt shore bowt teh rum – fink dat mite be a bit 2 ritsh fur me! Au ushullee juss has hawt chikklit, thx!
*handz annipuss nais mugg uv hawt chawklit, nawt tew ritch butt (tee hee) *vairry* nommee.* ai’ll habing sum rhumb in main, adn dunkink teh jinjr biskitz. anni, shal wii duing teh jentl dans tu teh ty booteek? kinda laik a lollaby foar teh feetz? den teh sleaping comez teh eezier…
Ai haz 2 get 2 bed a bit erlee 2nite – haz 2 get up berry erlee (fur me) in teh mornin `coz uv a stoopie horsepitul `poyntmint dat dey wudn’t chaynj. Pleh!
ooh lookkee anni — ai fyndid sumfing foar yu at teh ty booteek foar teh bettur sleapiez: it’z a sleap shawrl taht halpz putt yu tu teh sleaping, adn halps keepeng yu sleapeng. nais lavndr fraygrunts.
Ai awlwais put sum labender oyl awn teh pillo – dat halps 2!
Mai can has wun ub doze tu? ol laideez nedez sum hlep tu going tu slepe sumtiemz. Labendur oyl awn da pilo iz gud.
ohai ladymonde! uv corse — heer bii teh lavndr-infoozd sleap shawrl foar yu tu. iz embroy… immbroi… uhh, it gotsa pikchur uv teh classee grean haiheal shu. btw, lm, whar’z hoam 4u?
gud luk tumorraow. hoap teh horsepistol poynteemint iz teh eezee-peezee! {{{{{ annipuss }}}}}
Iz juss rooteen chekk awn glaucoma – nuffin diffykult.
{{{annipuss}}}
Haz a gud nite annipuss.
Fanks mai cween,
G’nite ebriwun, g’nite!
‘Nite, Anni!
Has gud day tomorrow!
Well, it cud meen teh kitteh will be sownding teh Seben Trombones, or dat it iz gowing tu open tehg Seben Cans ob Tuna.
Hard tew tell. Rider nawt biziblol.
Biblol sez ridee shuld bii wite.
Mehbee interpretayshun wuz…erm…awf.
Mehbee iz JC himself. Nawt anti-JC.
Purrhaps albino maus iz jes outta site.
~haz uh hopeful~
O, teh Horrur! Teh HORRUR!!!
I fot fer a minnum I’d see a pictoor ob my car the Caravan from Heck or as muh wyfe sez … The Anti-Chrysler!
Lol, Judson!
behold a white trapdoor
Burglar sayz.
“Wait a minit, this no bank…”
…oar gushifuds stoar.
no cheezburgrs eethur
May hap dis b LCB in seerch uv shiny fingz.
Nawt shiny-fings stoar, ethur.
Nawt YNG stoar, eder.
Okay, dere’s no munnies, gushifuds, cheezburgers, shiny fings oar YNG’s heer? Nuffin worf gettin, den!
Ah heck, let’s get outta heer an try sumware eles.
Hao bowt teh Nawty Barn?
Ah yesh, wii KNO dere iz YNG’s in dere.
I wuz finkin abowt re-stockin ackshully. Witch ob coarse wud rekwyre INTENSE inventoryin.
Wanna halp me, Ly?
Ob korse, Ai be happitail to do sew!
restock? Wut happened to the elebenty YNGs yew had? All borked? Wored out? Or werse, Worn down?
Noes, just worn in!
Dey hab store fur dat?!?
~Orders free yung nekkid gurls in flannlol PJ’s~
~and various hare culorz~
*Danny Elfman continues to haunt meh~
Ifn tehyz in flannlol PJs, tehyz nawt nekkid.
Iz him gonna has to beet dem awf?
wit dinna mack it innit unnitill yazs try ty
Oh, DONUT bemind me! Ai sertenlee putted mai paw in mai mouf last nite!
*Ly blushes dark, dark red*
Twaz a classik kayse of Freudian Slip, I finkso!
U shudda been heer wen sumwun asked me ifn I needed dans pole in my car!
I howled so lowdlee, I thot my famlee wuz gonna cawl teh mens in teh purty whyte coats.
LOL, wal we set up a pol fer bof ob us, oteh?
Maibe ar nekkid undur da flanul pjz. Iz tu cowld tu be nekkid awn tawp ub nekkid.
Bak in ohai skul (awl dem mennee yeers agon) wii has dees sillee liddol kards, liek bizniz kards, dat wii wud gibs tu peepluls-ob-teh-hoppeesit-seks, beri awffin stranjurs. Teh kards jus sed ‘unnerneef mai cloves, ai’m nekkid’. Wii thot dis wuz funnist ting inna whirrld – yu jus gotta merembur, dis wuz lawnglawng tyme agon (laet 1970’s) bfoar gud humer wuz inbentid.
Omigudniss!!!! Ai ar warin mai Springlee Hat!!! An mai sham rok (nawt a reel wun) foar Sinpad Rik’s dae!!!! Tankyew, Annipuss – wuz yor adbies dat saevid mii!!!!!!!!elebentee!!
We were nawt so differmint inna layt sixties. Muh GF wood say “Pick a nummer between wun and fife” so I wood and she’d say “Rong! take orf yer cloves” I could never git the right nummer, even after she changed it to pick a nummer between wun and free.
Ai finkso the flannlol PJ’s is fur deh shipping of deh YNG’s two NC66.
Iz coooollld owt dere, and deh YooPeeEss truks duz nawt has deh heet inna back wear deh pakajis iz.
Thot dis woz LCB…
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3061850
Oh, how purty hur iz! Hurz got a mask an ebberfing!
Maibee a disguys oar a phlonquai?
Floof? Check.
Mask? Check.
Intent consentration on shiny fing? Check.
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Yup, datz LCB awl rite!!
~Awp-peers frum the eethur~
~and tries tew steal awl the cheezburgerz, “Ai gawt uh rawk”~
~Dis-awp-peers agin~
Get bak heer, yung man!
Didyoo see ware I gibbed u schmoo in teh last lol?
Ai missed uh schmoo?!? Oh the Huge Manatee!
~runz awf tew czech last lol~
U nawt liek teh niec red hedz schmoo?
*hedbat teh nc66. furgetz ai haz teh mud pi *
U be niec tu teh purdee burd adn teh rhsb, yes?
Ohai, Troll! I shudda known u wuz comin, I smelled ya 20 minnits befoar u akshully gotted heer!
Now, nawt be hedbattin NC66! Himz my fren an iz nyse to us.
I wud gibs u teh schmoos, but u luuk (an smell) lyk u need teh presshur warsher tukk to ya.
Ai hab the fyremenz heer at mai hows today.
BEEZ cawntrol, butt (!) iz gud x-cyoos az N_E, rite?
Unforchewnawtlee, noes womenz awn teh truck,
butt ai git awl the namez ob the men type dat came.
Brian and Pete and Charlie and Yoosef (SP?).
N-E takers owt there?
Dey said day wuld kum back iffn itwuz ‘mergency.
MEEE!!!! I’m a taker!
I will take dem AWL!
that sure caught me off guard! So this doesn’t count…..
Greetingz, Mai Lady!! Lukz like it sprized deh lolspeek rite owt uv u!!
*snerk* Ai hait it wen dat habbenz.
It shur did dat. ai can has da brane freze.
It b so c-c-c-c-c-cold heer, i haz deh hole boddy freez!!!!
EEP! wez in trubble naow!
Conquest, War, Famine…..and Floofy?
I has knowed sum kittehs dat wud put u thru tryals an tribulayshuns….
Famine, Fleas, Furballs & Dead Things on your pillow – that’s the four cats of the Apoclolalypse.
Sowndz liek teh fun troll pardee.
*Sneeks up bhind Troll E Troll and throwz gunny sak over himz hed.
*Raps baling twine rownd gunny sak at Troll nek and tiez in firm not.
*Hog tiyz Troll wif nuzzer peec uv baling twine.
Gottid ‘im!!!
Oh, Birfday Fairy!! I haz a nuzzer Troll fur ded fak tree!!!
Dead Fake Tree?!?!? Iz dat a prop foar teh Cheezburger Low-Budget Theater?
Gud goin, Cween!
Garsh, himz a stinkee wun, izznt he?
Wuz spozed tu be “deh faktree.”
I knoes, I jes thot it wuz funnee cuz it luuked lyk Dead Fake Tree wen I nawt-sekkund luuked at it.
Flood Fyre Famin – Crud Crap Corruption – Plague Poop and Pestilents!
* smoek starts cumming awf teh twines den dem meltz frum teh troll sweatz*
Aifinkso U nawt wuntz tu be frens. Ai go finds auwt.
* runz awf tu teh swampz cawleen fur teh purdee burdee*
O, but I b cunserned fur ur welfare…. a gud job at deh faktree in dees tiymez iz sumfing tu b thankful 4!!
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*mutterz tu sef: ungrateful troll.
Who u finkso nawt wanna be frenz? Me oar teh cween?
I be ur fren, Mr StinkeeFeets.
Yay! concats on ur ty, annipuss an calicocoa! I has not been around fur a wile, so I duz not no wut silly brashuns are in order nowadays. Wut’s ur pleasure?
ai aer nawt shur kitteh iz goin tew fyt thru trapdoar…
Suk it in, kitteh!
Iffn teh wiskurz get throo, teh ress uv teh kitteh wull.
tahts wut thay SAI ennywai!
Yew’ve neber seen uh kitteh git her hed stuck in uh can ob chili ‘fore.
~Dang, why iz the camera awlayz in teh udder room~
Butt Ai’d rathur haf teh furry lil’ kitteh come down frum deh ceelin’ than a spydurz.
Anom to dat!
Id rathur has floofy kitteh come outta ceelin then almoast ennyfing!
Liddlol Miss Muffet ref FTW!!
Wutz in the bowl, B#####?
Andrew Dice Clay ref.
“yo, nyce tuffet!”
Iz kitteh been releeased from CC oar bein taken by CC?
…and so begins da tribble ations… da whole erf will be cobber’d wif floofy purring creachurs dat eet all da tritykaylees. o.O.
Nooooooes!
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Wait, can we still haz cheezburgers?
yesh, you can haz cheezbrgrs until da tribbles eat da triticaylees, and den da next kitteh 0 da apokLolLips bursts forf…
izza Meezer kitteh wif luch lowd trib Ulations wich mek you cobber yr eerz, dey be sooooooooo lowd. whilest yr hands/paws be cobberingk yr eers, da hongree tribbles, having a triticaylee but eated dem, start nommink da cheezbrgrs.
(oops, noo scribe on dooty here…luch=much)
o.O Ai finked it was such.
oooh, such a imp roof mint.
*skritchskritch*
luch muchsuch*wif accent of da gyant*
I invite you to dinner, but let’s go dutch.
*looks fur a purrrs* How bout this clutch?
Vezini, you likez my pomes? o, icy. not mutch.
TTFN eberybodeee; stay in touch…
Noooooooooes! Tehy steeling owr cheezburgers!
Teh whirrld mite as well be ending!
Iz teh end of teh whirled az wii kno it
an I feline fyne…
as lawng as it happens whyle ai in dreem-faze uv sleep.
Ohai, sweetpea!
Wuz ur eers burnin erlyur 2day?
Wateaminnit……Duz u eben has eers?
*luks sly*
why duz u ax?
No reezun. Jes axkin iz awl….
*tendrils traipse round da threds to see wassup*
*reads comets*
comets haz wurds?
whu gnu?
mai, iz edumakayshunal ebening!
yesh, comets has werds. in da tales.
*hazza happi cuz HRH da cween wniked at me wheeeeeeeee*
*tinytendrilstangledinthirllingtwurl*
ai can haz wink too?? *runs off wif a quickness fur a cuppa tea* brb
*tinytendrils twitch open da cween’s treshure trove*
*borrows a winkee face to gib da jamammamakitty*
*catches wink* ooooh cyoooot winkie!!! are yew sure teh cween wont mind?
Hay! hoo ben steelin mai Wink?!?!!?
Oh, u not meen mai Winky cat? Datz ok den.
Heer, I haz winkz fur ebbreewun.
I goez tu bed now, so u kin tawk abowt mii bhind mai bak.
dat be full 0 awesome adn WINk!
ooooh oooooooooh all teh winkies a gurl cud want……. sry teh cween go to bed alreddy….but ai gess if it’s rilly cold her needs a snuggle….
yew gots snow SP??
shiloh jus squeaked at you!!
skeeek bak atcha, shiloh!
*which, being interpreted, eee dere’s lotsa snow, comober n playiniit tomorro!*
gnite, sweet peace dreams…
Pawrkurr Kitteh knoez
dayrz beeg Cattznipp Mowsee wutz
hydeengz in diz rume
Pawrkurr Kitteh no
needz rapelleeng hawrness 2
reetch t3h floor frumz heer
Pawrkurr Kitteh knoez
dat wayrz dayrz Cattnippz Mowsee,
dayr beez Cheezburgrz!
Jack.
I don get it
Yu goda has leest a smijit ob biblol nolij tu unnerstan sum refrinsis – der bees lawts dat goes *zooom* riet ober mai hed.
I hab BEEZ!
C-ya later cheezpeeps.
~cawls vector control~
Vic Turkin Troll? Iz sumwun nu heer?
If itz a troll we nedez tu be waching him so nawt maikz trubulz fur us.
so wutz da buzz?
tell meh what’s happenin’…
Teh fyremenz kum owt and gib awl kindz ob sympafees, but the beez nawt uh risque tew life and limb, sew dey suggest ai cawl county vector cawntrol (already did dat) oar uh private vector cawntrol speshulists.
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Ai’z gunna cawl NO BEEZ tumorrow, meanwhile wii iz using the back doar entranse.
Butt teh littol beez bees moastlee sumfing gud – wii niids dem foar tu pollee’n'ate teh flours an teh froots an mennee vejabils, tu. An kollinees awl ober teh plais has teh kulapsin trubbils. Mebbeh der bees teh kiiper ob beez neer yu, hu wud kum an taek teh beez sumware beddurur??
**has a sad foar teh littol beez hu bilt der hows inna rong plais**
**stanz up an stretches**
I finkso I gonna go get inna hawt tub at teh NB.
Iz a shame deres no Cheezmen heer to joyn me.
Oh well…
**heds to hawt tub at teh NB**
dis teh prublum onna westcoast. erry buddy goes tew bed soooooo earlee!
da furst cat haz seksi eyez……
Oh no, it are teh end of daiz!
………….adn deh bee ginning uv nitez….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The leading cat is white
The second cat is red
The third one is a black
The last one is a green.
(Aprhodite’s Child – 666)
Ifn ai sees teh green wun, ai jus tink sum ijit gon tu faar wif teh Sinpat Rik’s Dae silleebrashuns.
How do all doz kittehs keep getting in da ceiling?
In like a lion?
Oh NOES!! it iz dey begining of dey end!
lol