
naps should always be on your agenda
nd sumtiemz dey nawt on ur agenda.
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naps should always be on your agenda
nd sumtiemz dey nawt on ur agenda.
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in ink
An in pilloes.
Creme an’ whyt Paradys. Mayks mii want tu dyve ryte in fur snorglingz.
oh, calicocoa adn carosue!! u haz deh ty!! haz u seen deh green in deh ty booteek?? Dey haz awl sortz ov green tyz and skarvez and kitteh faised lawleepawpz fur St. Paddyz Day. Adn emerald nekklissez wif matching eeringz and bracelitz!! Adn deh bobblol-hedded St.Paddy Kittehz chasing deh bobblol-hedded snakez!!!
Ooooooo!
Or on teh couch
oar deh kumfee chair, oar on deh daybed, oar in deh rekliner, oar on deh sunny windowsill…
kittehs always find bestest, sunniest playces for naps! “Where should I put the solar panelz?” “Follow your cat!”
yup.
Naps an den lunchies wif corms and den moer naps and den dinner and den liddle naps bufore bedtimes.
Yesh. Purzactlee.
Yoo skedules deh biggust an mowst impurtant tings nawt-seccund.
Den fitz deh rest ub deh tings round dem.
Liek in deh Sevun Habbits of Ohai-lee Efectimowse Peeps!
Awww I’ve neber been this close to getting furst
Psssst! Yew used teh F wurd! I bedder go gets teh soap!
What? Okay i am outta here
{{{_linin_}}} Iz okai. Just sai nawt-sekund.
??? But nawt-sekund can meen ANYFING other than sekund….
By teh way, dis is a veri preddy kitteh. Kan come home wif me, ifinkso!
Teh kitteh bed I has is made uf fake flease and is MUCH softer than that ol agenda.
Fake fleas is definetly bettur dan teh reel wuns.
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Softer, too…
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heben noes they’re on mine!
my yoda kitteh be thinkin naps shud alwais be nawt sekund on de 2doo list.
wen mine kittehz gitz up after dey eetz dat iz da nawt sekkund thing they du
Napz iz where itz atz. Nap early and often! Kittehs and hoomins can ahgree awn this poynt of policy.
dreem diahury – ikeepz wun.
meeses, burdies, gushiefudz, skritchez, meeses… zzzzzz
LOL! That’s hilarious! Naps are nice…
he’s pointing to it on teh calendar … sez it right there … nap time
~Hangs~ Dew nawt disturb! ~sign~
Nap oar no nap. Dew nawt wanna hafta git owta bed.
Hao appropreeut, gibbon taht ai just waked up frum a Loki-indoosed catnap.
napz aftur lunch iz awlwayz own mine agenda tu bad wurkz gitz in da wayz
Ohai, 3km!
U has dat problum too, huh?
ooooh yess gibz mii sum fudz specialli wif da carbz an iz soo sleepiz
how yuz biin rhsb? i nawt been heer fur a little
Last week wuz relee bad, so I’m hopin dis comin week be bedder.
U feline bedder? Over ur pleh?
better nawt great..yesterday i tawt i waz gonna die an afraid i wouldnt but feel much better tuday..nawt lukin forward tu goin tu wurkz tumarrow kauz they ar gonna tortur mii
I had stoopy co-worker/co-irker come in2 werk WIF TEH FLOO!
I wanted to beet hur wifin a inch of hur lyf.
nawt fair tu ebberiwun der! i nawt lettid aniwun wif da fever leev da howse. hooman bois DrTinyCat looked at him an wented an gettid da gloves an mask for herself..i knew i was in trubil then
TAYLE me abowt it!
Wen hur figgered owt dat I thotso hur needed to go hoam, hur started irritaytin me. At wun poynt I sed, “Get away from me, u germ-infested heifer!”
Kitteh Haz a dreem—> uf tuna adn cheezburgurz.
Ohai, WRr!
I been in teh NB hawt tub. Wanna joyn me?
Lemme see…my next awpointmint iz wif…Mr. Sandman.
Sweet!
~cues Metallica~
Hush liddlol bebbeh
An nawt say a werd
An nebber myn dat noyze u herd
Iz jes teh beest under ur bed
In ur clozit
IN UR HED!
stop scaring me
I will has to call mommeh
**stiks tong owt at 2_k**
Wuss!
I lubs dat part of teh sawng an nawt had to googlol it!
Pulls rhsb’s tail and runs awai
oh and by the way I has putted ticklol me Elmo
on your bed just like U aksed me 2
WUT!?!?!?!
U get dat liddlol ebil fing AWF my bed!
An who tolded yoo I hate Elmo?
**prolly knows but wants 2_k to tayle hur**
bai teh wai, rhsb, did yoo has yur partee yet? ai hoepz ai nawt misseded itt….
Ohai, DK!
Nawt yet.
*whew*
ai haz haddeded mai lappytawp takkeded awai frum meh fur 3 wiikz!! haoebburr, ai mite bee ablol tew git awn furr a littlol whilol ebbeeree feyoo nitez, tho…..ai haddeded tew git anuthurr pyooturr tew werk sew ai cudd git heeer….awltho, dat werk wuz partt ob teh fun…..*spinzz propellurr awn GH(wpoi)*
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ai’z happee nao….ai nawt wanteded tew miss yur partee…..
wat did yuz du tu gitz in soo much trubillez?
ai misseded teh buss inn teh moarnink too tiemz……
ooh DK did yuz mis skool tu or didz momma haven tu tak uz tu da skoolz?
mai parentlol yoonitz dribbed meh tew skoolz….haoebburr, dey’z reetyered, sew ai wuddn’t finkso dat dey haz a lawt bedder tew du….
awltho, ai can unnerstayund, adn trai tew git upp erliurr inn teh moarnink….pleh…
i nowz da mornin iz da pheh.. trust miiz i know..sorri yuz gettid in trublez
ai iz ebbenink purrsun….ai culdd stai upp awlmoast awl nite, wiffowt a problum….butt itt taekz liek, /furrebburr/(adn a dai) tew git meh upp inn the moarnink…
put teh ‘larm clok akross teh ruum. maiks yew HAF tew git up. iz teh onlee wai. ai noez. bettuh tew put in teh baffroom if yew nawt tew far away.
i lik da nite i nawt lik da mornin
~haz uncawntrolluhblol urge tew duz air guitar~
Go fur it!!!
Ifn u do air guitar I will take my hares outta ponytayle an hedbang!
i can heedbang tu haz been veeerrri long time but i thinx i still member..
oooh mite have tu headbang wif hair clip tangled in hair trying tu break free
I hoap it nawt come owt an hurt sumwun – lyk ME!
Ya kno wut? I wuz luukin at teh pikshur awn my profyle teh uther day….my hares has growed ALOT since dat pikshur! It wuz tuuk mid-November.
i just recheked yur profile i nawt seen yurz pic
U hasta goes to my Pikshurs sekshun. I’m teh fat chik in teh red swetter.
ai chekked yur piktchurz sekktchun…ai nawt seed dat piktchur….
miii edder
Try goin to my lol’z. I jes made wun wif it.
hmmm…WP musshab nommed awn it…
gud nite DK and rhsb and other cheezpeepz
*rhsb it is sayfe to go to bed
I has taken deh tiklol me Elmo wid me*
bai
nnkai…..teh lol iz dere….
nite, 2k!
‘Nite, 2_k.
Fanks foar takin teh ebil liddlol red fing wif u!
Sweet dreems.
oooh Elmo nawt bii bad y u thinx Elmo iz bad?
I has my reezuns. Nawt wanna go in2 dem heer.
I nawt lyk Barney eethur. Agin, purrsonal reezuns.
Barney iz Evil!! i nowz dat fu sure
Barnee’z eebil,
Dis ai knoez,
‘Cuz mai teevee
Tellz meh sew!
Uhhh…..drat…ai wuz gonna sai sumpink else, butt ai furgotteded…
himz burple bodi scarez me so
himz big an fat an gross i know
hii makez mii hab bad dream
an i wakez up wif da screamz
ooooh! yew reallee duz haz beestee in yr hed… bunway airlyns reserb!
Yew noes… lyk “hares”
Ohai, BDM!
I has missded u! How u been?
Ai haz missed mah Cheezfrends!
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Ai beh the otay… stew dent teechifyin is going gud (mah supervisor and mah cooper aytin teechifyer beh the awesum and full ub win…co ordynator still the pleh, but he nawt ablol tew dew sew mush tew meh nao)
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Eet beh the lawts ub werk (waz makin lessun plan, which is whii ai nawt responded rite awai), butt (hehehe) ai haz a happitayl, eben awn daiz dat nawt sew grate, akshuallee, sew ai noes ai am dewin whut ai needs tew beh dwin. /
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Hao is bean singlol agen?
Nawt mutch has changed, relee.
I had relee bad week last week, so I’m hopin dis week will be bedder. I had sum brick walls pop up outta noware an dey nocked me awn my butt an made my mind go to playses I thot it nawt go ennymoar.
Dere is guies I’m innerested in butt I’m skeered to let dem know. I’m also skeered dat I will be luuked at as “too mutch trubblol, nawt werf teh effort” cuz of bein marryed an diborsed 2 times.
Mah silli fren…. yew is werth teh “trublol”. When yew beleebs it, dey will tew. Until den, enjoyify habin yr freedum, and yr lyf bak. Yew duz nawt needs a man tew “kormpleet” yew. Yew is kormpleet, awl bai yrsalf!
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*SCHMOOS!*
I kno I iz kompleet wifowt a man. Basiklee, I has been singlol sinse Oktober 2007, wen jerkfayse moved owt. Whiel I wuz in intense cownselin, werkin awn wut I did to mess fings up, him wuz werkin awn how to get owt scot-free.
I desperatlee needz a bakayshun! I finkso I’m gonna “run away from hoam” foar a few dayz. I’ve been tryin to talk a fren of mien in2 doin it too, cuz I finkso wii bofe needs a brake from realitee.
Ai nawt noes if yew wud want tew kums where itz kowlder, butt yew cud crash heer (an mai beh wii haz cheez meet?)
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An nao, ai muss goes tew bed tew beh ablol tew teachify tewmorrow.
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Hoaps yew gets yer bay kay shun frum reality fur a bit…
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nyt nyt, Cheezfrens, wun and awl!
Fanks foar teh offur. I nawt kno ware I’m goin oar when yet. Will keep u in mind, tho!
‘Nite BDM! Has gud day 2morro!
“Nite BDM! Schmooo!
Adn ai will sai gud nite to ebreewun naow, too. Sweet dreems!
‘Nite, DK!
Hay Red, R yoo on Facebook? AI succumbed to peer pressure and joined yesterdai. GP started a Cheezfrends groop a week week weeeek ago!
don cha knowz boiz likz trubblez!!!
specialli da red head trublez.
Butt, I has alwayz herd dat blondes has moar fun.
Nawt troo?
Deep down, we awl be blonde.
I started owt as blonde.
When I wuz bebbeh, I had whyte-blond ringlets. It nawt started turnin moar red until I wuz in elementaree skool.
U jus wayte. I two started as whyte-blond, then redhed, then dull, dull brown.
Naow I are prematurlly whyte-blond! Id cud happen two U!
Bang?!? Hed?!? I’m in.
Wavez arownd frantically trying
tew dew hiz best James Hetfield impression.
ooo noezzzz – yew be on fiya? wair da CCC…duz it haf exti…exit.. fiya put owt stuff?!!!
**danses arown lyk crazed woman**
**hares flyin eberyware**
‘hare banguh’?
Ohai, WKM!
Iz u noo heer? Ifn so, Welcome to Cheezland!
ohai! ai nawt noo. ai old noo….few munts naow. i jus tiep slow. ;p
yoo tiep /dat/ slowlee? butt den…hao duz yoo haz teh poastz awn teh noo lolz…..?
jk, jk…..ai wuz jusst habbink a littlol joak…
*dukkz az teh rabbitz flai obbar mai hed*
*wun hitz mai hed annewaez*
*iz knokked obbar*
exit lite
enter nite
take my hand
off tu never never land
Naps, noms, and snorgles. The life of a cat is awesome.
Frum Kitteh’z poynt ubz
veew, Napz amz eesennshull pawrt
ubz ebbeeday lyfe
Kitteh Napz happenz
wenz dayz happenz. Iz summfeeng
Kitteh nawt cawntroalz
A coazee spawt andz
wawrm Sunlyte amz too ubz free
Napz Tyme reekwyrementz
Oanlee feeng misseeng
iz t3h Kitteh, hoo coodz yooz
ten oarz twennee weenkz!
Jack.
purrrfik xplanation uf da kitteh
Ther ar mani fings that, when yew add a kitteh, become excellent! Fank yew fer the poem, Jack. It wuz exellant as uzual!
sorry ai cannot meet wif you. ai has an important appointment starting right soon. it’s right here in my agenda.
Iz dis b wut ur agenda b lukking like, Fleep??
Yes Phillipe…. do tell!
De kitteh’s got de rite idee aifinkso. Yep, naps are proof dat CC lubs us and wanz us to be happi.
Naps: They do a kitteh good.
Gawt NAP?
WRC sez dreemz ub toona n cheezburgers. Ai fink deh mehbeh dreemz ub toona meltz, tu.
ooops. aiz stoopy. ai meenz WRR, nawt WRC. okthxbai.
WIN!!!! adn ai /has/ tew agree wif dis!!
Kitteh agenda
Wake up at 3am
Run around deh house chasing deh other kitteh
Sleep on deh humin’s head at 4am
Starting waking up deh said humin at 5am
Catnap at 8am
Siesta at noon
Gooshie fud tyme at 5pm
Catnap at 6pm
Dinnah time 7pm
Naptime 8pm
So iz refreshed fur kitteh crazies at 3am
Moar gushiefudz 9pm
sleepeetiem 10pm
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/nao/ cann haz kitteh crazeez att 3am…
We wud like to hear the sales figures report.
But first, Fluffles has an update on the comfiness of the offis fernicher.
Fluffies: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz…..** Huh? wut? sawree…sumwun sed mai naem?
aww I just want to cuddle now
LOL — I wuz chekking deh cheez town cryer adn on deh newest post, I saw dis:
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I fink wordpress b thinking wii haz a problem!!
*snikkurs*
I finkso WEERDPRETZL has teh problem! An eetin problem. It noms owr commints at will.
I has a happitayle!
I gots emayo today from Dell. My lappytop has been shipped!
oh boi! wut lappytawp arre yoo gonna git?
Dell Inspiron 1525.
hmmm….*gitz owt littlol CATalowge adn chekkz itt*
hmmm…..oh! naiez wun……
that IS a beeg happitay. Hooray for red adn hur nu puter!
want. that. kitteh.
Ohai sweetpea! Yoo can has!
Ditto dat thot!
GMTA!
nity nite cheezpeepz.. i gotz tu go tu bed now nawt been tu wurkz fu a week now .. sii yuz tumarrow
i am like that when i stick to my agenda too!
Helloo?
ohai!
hi dere
**clappity clappity** yay! sumwun tew play wif! wut tiem iz it for yew? Iz 12:35am Mon morn for meh.
Mornin WKM it be 8.55am Mundane mawnin here in TTI.
Teh sun is shinin an birds be singin.
Now i be tryin to shoehorn Angsty wun owt teh door for skule. She bein a liddle moo tihs mornin.
Angsty? Kitteh?
Angry teenaged dotter. She dribes me madO.o
{{{{tidmum – and angry daughter}}}}}
kitteh haz very impotant nap to perform at 2pm
so hes is spendin all moarning
rehearsing for it
Enneebuddee stil awaeks owt der? Ai jus rote free pajis ob baysiklee defendin maisefl frum mai ownlee-resintlee-insaen lanlud, an is awlmoas foar inna moarnin heer, an ai tyerd, an hassa hedake, an ai has a sad dat mai 5-yeers hoem mite be taekin frum mii, an awl sorts ob stuf liek dat. Ai kud yoos a hug riet abowt nao.
{{{nicewitch}}}
{{{{{{{{{Nicewitch}}}}}}}}}
sowwee yoo has teh insanelandlord!!
Whut him doin,tryin to tayke yor hoam away?? Pleh! awn him!
*Tuk tuk tuk floofy blanky rownd NW,hands mug ob cocoa an box ob sordid chokklits*
icanhascocoa, tew?
Ai wuz lukin at ur faborits – wen ai moar awaek, ai wanna goes bak an maek shur dat ai hasnt missd ennee foar mai faboritin tu. An ai lub teh lol wif teh rakuuns. Kan yu imajin ceein awl dem at yur doar?? Ai lubs teh rakuuns, butt moaslee atta distins.
Tankyew guis. He jus bein stoopee. Ai fink he unhappee bowt habbin tu retyre lass yeer, an ai’m jus aneezee targit. He liekd me lawts til den. Ai kant tawk tu him ennee moar (mai Dr. TinyCat sed sew, kos ob wut it duz tu mii), sew mai bestist frend is lukin affer dat foar mii. Cheezland bees the bestist part ob mai dae, kos heer, ai kin laff an laff an laff. Ai preshe8 dat – tankyew!!
MMMM – ai dew lub teh sorkid choklits! Anna snuglee blankee, an hawt koko, tu!
Ai puts jus a liddol rhum in der, ai fink.
Tankyew foar teh lukin-afturs, Tidmum. Mai Panda-kitteh and Lucy-kitteh ar tellin mii dat ai shud gibs dem sum fuds, sins ai’s awaek, an den day’l niid tu sleeps awn mii foar awyol (mai porpoise in lief -let mii shew it tu yu – ai ar warm kitteh furnitchewr). It bees beri kool in heer, sew ai miet eben gets awl fibe ob dem cuddlee wif mii foar a kuppul ob owers. Nietee-niet, an tankyew agin. {{{{{Tidmum}}}}}
{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}
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Can ai just gib a teeeny weeeny piec ob adbise???
get sumwun to reed de letteh befoar u be sending it…
letters written in frustration – late at night – and then sendt – not a gud idea…
been there – done that…
Is beri gud adbies, aifinkso! Ai dun dat bfoar, tu – stoopee, stoopee, stoopee, yesh. Butt, foarchoonitlee, dis nawt a leddur tu bees sendin – it jus bees a owtlion ob teh sitchyooashun, sews mai frend nawt furgets nuffin bowt it. Wii bees gowin obur it tugebbur at lonchtiem tudae. Hugs bak tu yu {{{{{Nennepus}}}}}
or mehbeh nawt. *heavy sigh*
if enywun owt dere – nite nite
Ohai! Yu stil dere?? Ai’ll cheer up if ai gots sumwun to plai wif!
*sigh* ai haz a sleepy. 1am heyur. plai niec.
Yu goes tu sleepees, an wii kin plai sum uvver tyme. Tankyew for teh hugs! Ai fiil beddurur dan ai did bfoar. G’niet!
that looks like a MUN agenda :O
It is! This is my kitten Sebastian, and I’m a MUN grad student.
YAY for Sebastian.
I am also a MUN student…. won’t graduate until next month
OMGosh! Dis id 2 cute! wer did u get such cute idea?
Haha! Is that a Concordia agenda!!
“keeps
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:34 am
It is! This is my kitten Sebastian, and I’m a MUN grad student.”
apparently concordia just has the same agenda format as MUN…
but i’m a concordian! with a lolcat too!
Whut! Concordia and MUN agendas is look exackly liek U of T agendas!
Sumone not paying 4 personalised look.
lolz cutez ftw