
Breaking News – Recession hits Zoo hard – Elephants resort to part time car washing to make up the monies
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Breaking News – Recession hits Zoo hard – Elephants resort to part time car washing to make up the monies
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: AngelAndz
yeh, butt whut’z inna trunk?
Ohai cc, we haz anuvver tye! Congrats awn gettin in nawt sekund!
ohai annipuss, adn fankee! reddee foar elebenzeez? mebbeh wif sum shampayn? adn sum eggstra froot? (inna shampayn…)
Iz a Beetle car — teh engine iz inna trunk.
Are you talking about the bonnet? Shhh, no one’s supposed to know about that yet
“Doan bug us, man. Wii ar maykin teh munniez.”
Dass a wai uv ernin a pennee
i did not got any thging.
deys werkn 4 peenuts….
or buttons and pretteh picturs as wi say in Norbay…
working in teh car wash blues
conga-ratz Anni & CC…
I gnow it be time for me tew go back tew bed. I seize a pink lolifant in dat pikture!!1!
Sleap tite cs…. er praps dat shud be sleap sobur!
Iz sobur just very sleepy… {{{{ Anni & CC}}}}
The bed, it cawls me… bye
nitey nitey catslave. ai’z teh sackin’ aowt sooen tu. butt (heh heh) nawt til anni adn ai skampurrz tu teh ty booteek adn findz sumfin fun. ai’z sawinged teh sparkloly jingl belz teh latst tiem adn ai’s gonna bringing tehm hoam wif me! haow abowt yu, annipuss? {{{{{ catslave }}}}} {{{{{ annipuss }}}}}
Ai juss haz tiem 2 grab a kwikk coffee den Ai’m off owt! Sleep well cs an cc!
fankies anni — hab a gud shawpink tiem! bai awl zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
yur rait, cs. teh wun inna teh bcak iz teh *pinkish* (adn teh udder wun iz teh *greenish* — kinda laik teh stachoo uv libburtee patina…
yur rait, cs. teh wun inna teh bcak iz teh *pinkish* (adn teh udder wun iz teh *greenish* — kinda laik teh stachoo uv libburtee patina…
oh gud… yu seez em tu. i fot i wuz still drunks frum last nyye!
Yeah, you’re right
And haff you noticed teh baby elephant is green? :-O Are they making multicoloured elephants now?
btw, I have a pink elephants lol if anyone wants to see it?
Can I just say that this is my very first time on the front page, and even though you guys can’t see me through your computer screens, I am happy dancing in my chair *lol* ^_^
Conga ratz! An berry wurvy uv teh frunt page it be, tu! *dans dans wif yu*
Fank kew ^_^ *invites ovvurs to join dans too*
*grabbity pawz wif AngelAndz adn PK
Dansity, dans, dans.
Dans, dans, dans!!!!
Why, you dance devinely MJ *dans around the room wiv MJ and PK* Doesn’t she, PK?
Absololutelee! Owr cween, she be grayseful purrso… persu… reelly berry grayseful!!! *dans dans spin dans*
Elolefentz!!!! Hurray fur deh Hefalumpz!! Yay!! Pakki Dermz !!!
They’re very good carwashers, aren’t they?
I say we should tip them extra as the baby ellifun is doing so well
– Andie
oH HAI AngelAndz!! It tookinged a whiylez fur ur comment tu showing up.
Iz u noo??
*extendz floofee paw uv frendship.
Welkum tu Cheezland!
Fank kew MJ *shakes paw* It’s nice to meet you
I’ve been around here for a while now, but this is the very first time I’ve got on front page so I’m basically new to this part of the site ^_^
Walkome! Tihs part uv teh site be wunnermus fun!
Iz eezee tu oberluk, tho, an just fink teh pikshurs be teh onlee thing heer!
Yay! Walkum AngelAndz! Congrats awn gettin a lol awn teh frunt paij!
Fank kew, Anni
Everyone here is so nice
*giglol* An it be a lil kwiet, cause iz teh weekend… rest uv week, wud be moar peeps heer, an moar peeps saying Ohai!!!
Yu haz seen teh Cheez Town Cryer? Iz wunnermus fur new frenz… lots uv infos.
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
(WP be eeting akshual links latelee, so need tu copee n payste)
lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/toy_dolls/nellie_the_elephant.html
an ders teh klassik pink elephants on parade: disneyclips.com/lyrics/lyricsdumbo.html
I lub Nellie the Elephant ^_^ I used to play that song loads when I was a kid and used to stomp around the room pretending to be her *lol* Plus teh pink ellifuns are a pure Disney classic that will go down in history even centuries from now
btw, What about Dumbo The Flying Elephant? If it wasn’t for him there’d be no pink elephants
– Andie
gud moarning!
wut a delightfully silly bideo!
*goes of tu du soam moar houswerk humming Nellie de lollofant… trump trump trump…*
Morning Nennepus!! *trump trump trump*
hab a gud dai cween! i’ve gotta goo nao. ai needs tu figgur owt whai teh smileycat is awf centur… hims widdul hed is gettin choppt awf!
Oh Noez!! Not tu losing deh smily fais!!
mebbeh the orijinul fyle just needs tu be a littol smawler?!?! Werd press maight be nomming de saydes dat doant fitt in…
wud be typicloll werd press…
*off agin – trumpety trump trump trump*
Cud be… iz whai ai nawt replaised mai Trick-abatar wif mai rainbo paw: even tho is preddy small, WP insists awn eeting parts uv it. Ai nawt gotted arownd tu playing wif it yet tu trai tu fiksing it.
Ai agree, mai cween! Iz a wunnermus fing tu seeing, nawt-sekkund fing inna moarning! Lolefants!
Good morning, all cheezpeepz. This lol reminds me of the marvelous Nicola Bayley book about the cat who daydreamed he was an elephant. NEone else know it? Or any of her books wherein the cat dreams it is something else (parrot, polar bear, spider, crab)?
o.O Whai wud a cat daydreem being ennyfing else? Ask tehm: tehy being purrfekt az tehy iz, no ruum fur impruvmints. LOL
A Kitteh dat haz tu much nipz befoar bed will haz teh nitemares, aifinkso
I don’t think I’ve heard of it before, but it sounds like kewl book to read
He He lol – good laugh
Oh, enough with the comments that are only ads in a thin disguise… *sigh*
Yeah *rolls eyes* Oh, I suddenly has a urge to go learn German online. No wait, nevermind, I learn it from book. Book doesn’t burn up electric like computer
Holy cow…
Wair?? *lukz rownd* I doan see no cowz!
*whispurrs to cweenmj* Step bak. Yur looking throo teh hole!
Um… bak tu skool fur yu, if yu finking tohse be cows…
Dey not caows
Dey ellifuns
wow. you can do anything with photoshop eh?
Somehow I don’t think it’s been photoshopped
If you look carefully you can see the reflection of the baby elephant’s trunk on the car bonnet
why would they need to PS it when elephants just luv playing with water and grasping pipes and stuff with their trunks? ^.^
Pls Tu tip teh car wash tendant.
If U nawt tipz teh tendant, teh tendant willz tip ur car aifinkso. Wif U innit!!
:shosk:
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oh darn…


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is wut eet shudd bee…
Teh car wash tendant will be very happy wiv all teh tipses
Mind you, you’ll haff to maek sure dey don’t get teh wrong idea when teh word tip is menshunned and tip yoor car wiv yoo in it as yoo tip dem wiv monies
Durn! Carwushin wuz MAI backup plan!
I’m sure teh elephants wud be glad of some extra
Sure dey can wash teh outside ov teh cars, but dey too big too hoover and pollish teh inside
Q. Wut duz a heffalump hav in common wif a Beetle car?
A. Dey bofe haz trunks in teh front end.
Hey, that’s a good one
can i get in on that?
Sure
Deh elephants need all the help dey can getz
Hey, how much monies do you guys think those elephants have made now?
Reckon they’ve made enough for a new tyre set?
Where’d everyone go? :S
Um, ignore that last comment *blush* I’ve only just read about the etic. etti… how to act around here and I know now that asking where everyone is doesn’t work and is a bit annoying. Sorry guys
– Andie
Washing for free. Yippppiiii.
Free? Who said anything about free? These loliphants are working for cash and peanuts
Wai dat frunt effalunt is greenz?
Deh baby loliphant? I think that green stuff might be some sort of mud
Mind you it doesn’t explain why deh mummy loliphant is pink :S
I fink dese elefunnies cud use a noo hose sistum!! Wud save em lotsa munniez!
But mebee I shud get dese to wurk at mi place XD
Oooh, they’d love that
They’ll even throw in a free car polish if yoo book them naow
varreh cutee
Thanks ^_^ I’m glad you like
Iz a Beetle car — teh engine iz inna trunk.
Teh loliphants hab good taste, don’t they?
how is an elephant like a volkswagon.
They both have their trunks in the front
I really like elephants, my favorite animals
Jeeeeijjj free car wash, and fee zoo too.
:)