
THE ART OF DISGUISE not wurkin so gud
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THE ART OF DISGUISE not wurkin so gud
picture: Meeka. lol caption: Kpaw
Ai fink dat iz a fail!
Yeah – back at de toap!!!!
a glass ob mulled whine tu sillybrayt anni?!?
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an leading a magnifisunt brayd…
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Ai hoaps de ty bootik is well-stocked!!!
Thx, Nennepus, dat wud be gud – Ai haz 2 go an cuk mai dinnur in a minnit, so an appy tizur iz wat Ai need!
*gets out de mulled wine – deres innuff foar ebbrywun*
*finds a playte ob sordi apritif-crackers – deyre fronsh!*
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Here u go – helps urselbes!
Feelin’ lite hedded???
facepaw!
hedkeyboard…
ouch…
Sry, ai cud nawt reeseest!
Halp meh to Escape deeze commints.
I needz sum Space!
Diz iz a Capital offense!
I won’t go Back!
Eben iffs u put teh Cap Locks on meh!
I wanna go Home, butt I fear dis iz teh End.
Oh Shift! I wanted a Pawse.
Wat u meen I’z a Ctrl freek?
I just need sum space.
Ctrl yurself, Romeow!
Tehre iz awlways an alt-urnativ!
I feelz like I’z in an Alt uniberse.
just take a littul paws!
(psst, did yu get mai emeow yessurday?)
Finking alike, we duz it… twice!
Wwe iz teh Dubble comMint twins!
I just responded!
Fanks!
hey guys pleez to refer to my almost at the bottom of screen Q and resonpd pleez, fanks
Romeow, kwik answer (will reply propurrlee tho bai emeow): ai nawt be toadally happeh wif FB eever, but ai jacked up teh priva-sea settings enuff taht no wun gunna finding me owtside teh groop, an mebbe we can find wurkarownds fur whateber else yu nawt lyk. An will be teh funnn!!!
* slow, sad hedshake * Sry Romeow, wonce yu is in cheezland dere is no eggs cape… Ai trai, but but but ai nebber rly maeks eet!
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Heer, has a chokklit Army Diller
I fink iffs I can pik dis Num Lock, we can End it awl.
insert *faysepaw* heer
ROFLMAO! Modurncat iz verii modurn.
let me show it tu u…
Ai sees u kitteh.
‘Tiz nawt troo! Iffn ai cawn’t see yoo, den yew cawn’t see meh.
**puts awn plaid flannlol pj’s an runs up to NC66**
Ohai fren!
Schmoo!
Gotz mah partee hat!
Duz NC66 hab a hat liek dis?
He seamz 2 haz a hat fur awl ockayshunz!
~czechs inventory…nope~
*rummage rummage rummage arownd in trunk…nope*
~Uh lightbulb goez awf ober NC’s hed~
~googlols lampshade party hats~
GMTA!
WP nesting fail!
This was supposed to be under Romeow’s “party hat” comment.
It is, but dere aer sum fings in bitwean – dat’s teh wai uv Word Press.
Stoopy hoomin hazn’t switched ober to CFA bulbs yet.
Duz kitteh hab to do eberyfing?
Hao meny kittehs duz it taek to change a lite bulb?
ai doant nose – hao menneh!?!?
Just one kitteh to hold teh bulb,
and teh whirled revolves around him.
O dats prysliss, an sooooooo troo!! @@@@@@@@@@@elebentee!
Meh, kitteh cud doo it wiv wun paw Bhynd teihr bak…if tehy wonted….but tehy donut wont! Hoomin can do it; kitteh can see in teh dark!
How mennee kittehz duz it taek 2 chatnj a lite bulb?
GMTA
An at `zaklee teh saem tiem 2!
soooo…how many???
ink wiring minds wanna know….
one to hold teh doggeh and teh other to hedbat him?
Watebbr u do, do nawt pul fuzzee whyt lihtswitch…
i bets this iz
anuthur wun uv ur
bright ideeaz
facepaw
hedkeayboard agin…
aouch – agin…
Aifink u nead a spunj rubbur keybord!
eidder dat – oar a ais hawkkie goalie helmut…
Wen Ai plaid feeld hokkee, teh gowlie ownlee had shinpadz and toe purrtekturz!
Ah butt (*snerk*) yu had yur green floofy nikkers awn! An we awl kno; tehy can repel eben a dyrekt meetyor stryk!
But nawt a shot frum teh oppuzishunz senter forwerd!
Mai perfurred poesishun wus awlwais rite bak – rite bak in teh chaynjin rume, if Ai cud get awai wiv it!
hey guys ssrry i had to do a science pro. so do u guys think i’m annyoying me and NS gotin a catfight about me …. i want ur honest opinions …. and i may needs a NOT so virgin martoonie after this …
Hai Raindrop. I don’t kno wat ur asking.
i iz askin’ if yall thinks i’m annyoin’ cause i ask to much questions, because Nightshayed was gettin’ really mad at me
{{{{{Raindrop}}}}}
I doan kno ennyfing bout it.
I doan hab teh tiem to reed awl the comments on awl the pics. Liek GP said, there iz prolly juss a misunderstanding. If ur frenz wif NS, you can send a message and get fings awl cleared up.
Cheez Peeps (and dat includes u) are nice Peeps. I’m sure dat if u tawk it owt, it will all be resolved and b juss fine.
* pulls up comfy chare fur Raindrop *
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Heer, plz tu sit down adn relax – tihs is a happee plaice ware ebberywon plais nicely wib eech otter – has a chokklit martoonie adn a chokklit army diller adn joyn in teh fun wen yu can.
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Lawts ob peeps juss liek tu sit adn watch, otters liek tu get inbolved – dere is no pressure, juss be yurself adn ebberyfing wheel be otay.
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{{{Raindrop}}}
thnks but Nightshayde was bein’ sorta mean and i sorta blew up and i wanna no wat yall thinks then i go back to happie cat as usual
Ackshully, NS was nawt bein meen. Hur wuz tryin to tayle u how wii do stuffs heer an u nawt seemd innerested in lissenin.
whut rhsb said
I was on deh thread you speak of fur some time
and I fink Nightshayde was being reasonable and patient.
thnks but Nightshayde was bein’ sorta mean and i sorta blew up and i wanna no wat yall thinks then i go back to happie cat as usual
Ai is shore eet wus awl a missunnerstaning – iffn yu wants tu no fings abowt Cheezland, dere is a LOLspeek wiki up teh tawp ob teh payge adn cweenmj has teh Cheeztown Cryer wib lawts ob info tu cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
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Oh, adn plz tu nawt worree if ppl donut reply tu yur posts strate awai oar eben at awl – dere is so mush going awn, sum gets missed adn ppl come adn go awl teh thyme.
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Plz tu be happie cat!
This was the thread in question, guis. Can’t really link to a specific comment ’cause it was here and there, but mostly lower down.
icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/27/funny-pictures-it-was-to-much-wurk/
oks is happee cat now
notso hppe prysma posted papr me an NS fite wuz on but is happeer and happee to see Prysma antyway
How are they supposed to tell you what they think if they don’t know what you’re talking about?
Maturity involves making informed opinions, not snap judgements.
Hai Raindrop. I just went back and read the thread.
I didn’t see any fight. What I saw was NS trying to help you along so you could have more fun at ICHC.
This isn’t a chat room, and maybe that’s where some of the confusion came in. NS gave you some sage advice and took a lot of time to respond to your situation. That was an act of kindness on her part.
I understand that you’re 14 years old. I hope that you can see that NS was trying to help you with some good advice.
Be happeh.
thanks you guys … i can has forgivness … and frends again
Ohai Raindrop! Ai just sended yoo a frend reqwest!
well….gotsta go … cya later ((((prysma)))), ((((romeow)))) for helpins me understand, i relly is srry antyway talk to yu lata and will sumone tell NS i’m srry for cause in’ stress in her day and i now understand she was tryin’ to help me …
ok BYE oops srry caps, bye
Answered on the last thread, where I first saw it.
socket toomee baybeh
AAAIIIEEEEeeeeee!!!BZZZZZZZZTTZZ
*x-ray pic of kitteh*
Spy kitteh just need to fine toon her disguise.
* scamper scamper scamper *
skwirrls!
* lukks arownd fur layzee phlonquais * pfft… ai has tu du EBBERYFING arownd heer!
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* Micrololfone Fudbakk *
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Ohai Ebberywon! Ai can has yur tenshuns plz? Ahem, yu in teh bakk – plz tu pai tenshun!
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Nao, nawt sekkund plz tu sept mai polojees fur nawt bean heer berry mush resuntlee; ai has had an attack ob SRLS (stoopy reel lyfe syndrome) but but but is otay agen nao so ai kin plai agen!
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O yesh, yu is prolly wunnering wai ai has yur tenshuns…? well…
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* holds up bebbeh otter *
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O, yesh yesh yesh! Yu wanted eet! Yu asked fur eet! Teh bebbeh otters knead eet! Ai kin delibber eet! Is teh Nawt Therd Half ob teh Cheezland Safareh Park Tour!!!
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Awn Chewsdai teh 10nd ob Marsh wii can has “Cheezland Safareh, Park Deux – Seekrits Rebeeled” O yesh yesh yesh!!! Awl ob teh beeg seekrits wii deed nawt has thyme tu show yu lass thyme wheel be rebeeled tihs thyme rownd!!!
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As ebber, dere wheel be teh yoozyooal zibits ob awl yur fayborit Bebbeh Animlols, Hyooge Manatees, Grumpee Catburglars adn tihs thyme wii can has Cayblol Car Rydes ober teh gnu “Troll Canyun” wib oar berry BERRY speshul guest host – teh Troll Hunter!!!
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OMCC – eet wheel be full ob win adn ossim!!! Moar nownsmints wheel follow – Be heer awn Chewsdai teh 10nd Marsh awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL wen teh fun wheel beegin!
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Fankies!!!
wut?
yu nose full well whut yu was doing… * slow, sad hedshake *
*startled*
oh, u wuz talking?
ok, I pays tenshun now.
*wates wif a rapt*
well??
* hedbats skwirrlgrrl * Sea, tihs is wai yu deed nawt has a zibit awlob yur own lass thyme…
adn aifortso gowldfeesh had a short tenshun span!
but I was halping u out.. and ranned the shy fing with those awful coconutts… *shudder*… and u hedbats meh?
*narrows eyes*
runs to take care ov Prysmas job… *puts on eye cream*
* applies creem tu skwirrl *
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So whut? yu wants a medlol nao? pfft… * sticks bottlol tawp awn leeza *
now I is overcreamed again!!
what is I sposed to do wif all this??
Hmm… lemme sea… yu cud:
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Applai eet tu anotter cheezfrend
Bulk sell eet awn Fleabay
Creem a caek
D…
Dump it on teh neerest GP….
ohay, why go on?
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*takes xtra cream and applies to teh piggeh*
*takes xtra care to make shure it is all nise and even*
* scampers affer skwirrl awl cubbered in creem *
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YU IS MINE SKWIRRL!!!
*runs up the neerest peep, wich happens to be DK*
*perches on DK’s hed*
but but but.. yoo luks years yunger!
that RLS was adding on teh wrinklols, it was!
*holds up mirror to GP*
lukilee fur yu, skwirrl, ai has tu go nao… but but but ai shall NAWT forget tihs…
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* maeks notes in itteh bitteh seekrit diareh *
*wonders what this meens*
now you both luks 10 yers yunger lol
ooo fankies
Lol! Ai bemember doing tath as a kid. Wii wud pry teh cork out ob teh cap, put teh cap on wun side ob our shirt n the cork on teh otter, den we’d hab a shinee badj!
dermatololgiss says dats no godd fur da eye pleez,fanks … and says be fankfu u haves frends ta appli da stff if nessisarie
hey spekin’ of Prysma is he on now ?
i mean she srry lol
ohai Raindrop,
U asked for feedback and heer’s my 2 cents.
This is an example of wot Nightshayde was talking about.. if you took some time just to watch and learn, and understand the site and how it works, u wud have known by looking at Who Be Talking, up above, that prysma had just made a post minutes before u asked if she was here.
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Asking if someone’s still here.. well we don’t know any better than u do, people come and go all the time, and u can only look at the most recent posts (under the previously menshuned Who Be Talking) to see who has posted the most recent commints. That’s just an example.. there are many intricacies to this site.
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Most of us here lurked and watched for quite a while before commenting, so we understood how things werked, and if we needed halp filling in blanks the peeple here were only happy to do so. But jumping in here without taking at least a little time to read a while first, and then get aggravated when u don’t understand what’s going on, is just bad form.
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It’s not that we don’t want you here.. but it’s like going to a foreign country and getting irritated because you don’t speak their language. If you ever travel, you should take the time to learn the basic phrases, and you will find that most people are more than happy to help once they know YOU are making an effort yourself. And so it is here.. you really should take the time to read awhile before you post.
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Another thing I would mention, is that most of us here are, well, much older than you are… not sure if you realized that but I just thought I’d make you aware. Anyway, like I said, it’s not that we don’t want you here, hopefully you will be able to read through and absorb all the feedback, and learn how we play here, and be able to join in, once you understand it better, k?
**claps floofy paws an gibs teh skwirl a standin obayshun**
Bravo! Bravo!
*hands skwirrlgrrl anudder akorn fur dat one*
Ifinkso that’s teh longest commint I ever made!
U cud ask Anni to borrow hur YNG. I gibbed hur wun foar hur birfday, him speshulyzes in massadjes, especially hand an finner massadjes.
thanks Skwirrlgrrl i apprechiate all u guys tryin to halp me out and i really am gonna try to gets better at just chilaxin’ and not gettin’ all frustreated like u said its exactly like the forein country thing … (((((Skwirrl)))))
*rolls an acorn near skwirrlgrrl*
ooh!!
*runs after akorn*
*kiks akorn bak to Romeow*
Oh, a game of Skwirrlgrrl inna Middle!
*frows akorn juss ober teh floofy tayl, bak to 4.5kittehs*
*makes a jump to teh left*
*then a step to teh rite*
* puts hands, err, paws awn hips *
pinneygigs hav hips?
whu gnu?
is u dansing wif us prysma?
or just doing vet asst anatomee homewurks?
c. All ub teh abuv.
*brings hur knees in tite*
yepp – cheezland pinny gigs ar full ob surprisies!
you is vett assistant ! ? ! sryy umm Prysma u is ffriend and i just read ur comment and i think i takes it better from u den from NS … i is srry and i try to be not so … me-ish … i guess dat bein’ lonly causes me to be annoying, so fankies and when i left my comment i was hopin’ to be on but then i had to go so i just said bye … i really will try not to wants to be center of attentions antymore
really … ok cans i go back to happe cat mode now wif all my frends
now do teh next step…
*runs in and snatchez akorn wile teh peeps r distracted by dansing*
*skwirrlgrrl duz happeh danse wif her akorn*
Thank you, Raindrop. Everyone here can be friends, if you let them. Many of them have been here longer than I have, and I learn things from them all the time about how to act here and how to do things.
To have friends, you don’t need to be not-you, but you do need to listen to people when they give you suggestions, and be less quick to take offence. This community is built on **everyone** showing patience and understanding, and wanting to
have fun all together, not being the middle of everything that happens.
Relax, don’t try so hard. Spend a bit of time reading back through comments to get a feel for the way everything works. ‘Kay?
prysma-kitteh – always sais it wif class.
Well dun.
Kay
Oooooooo, ai hassa xsietid! Ai lubs teh Safareh Park!
**dansdansdanswifxsietmint**
Mebbeh ai eevun has tyme tu pry dis nao-stoopi KrissMous hat an reef awf, an ware sumfink moar Springlee. Affur awl, ai ownlee tryd foar tymes tu du dis – yu lissnin, stoopi WP?? FOAR tymes!!!!!
hmm – 5th tyme is de charm?
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Wii kin ownlee lib in teh hoeps …
Ai jus tryd sumfing, lemmee cee wut happins.
Wel, DAT’s nawt itt. Hmph.
Hao bowt DIS??
Haz u tryed cleerin ur cache? Dey iz offen teh reezun nyoo abatarz won’t sho
i don see anyfink!!! wat iz dee disguise???
Dis guy’s disguise iz bettah den we fot!
disquise delimit
I luv lamp
Den, I saw a brite white lite…
I fink I seed Ceiling Cat!
Wide awake, I face teh day.
Mah dreem iz ober – or has it juss begun?
Sylent Loosiditee?
Yes yes, Queensryche!
Oh, u tew r gud!
I didn’t fink ennyone wud get it.
Fanks, Romeow!
I yooshualee miss teh moovie stuffs, but rarelee miss teh myoosik stuffs.
TehMost OSSIM SONG !!!!!!!
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I had it awn a compilation taype taht an old ( an xtreemly scrummy blak eyed lawng hayred Bf maded for me.
I lubs it
Wh00t!! *has a happitayl taht ozzer Cheezfrenz noes teh sawng
*snifffle..sob…I has lawsted mai copy
oh I hadn’t heard that in forever!!
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Red I has to say btw.. I am REELY lovin that noo Seether remake that u din’t like…..
I’m glad YOO lyk it!
I yooshualee lissen to a lokal raydeeo stayhsun online at werk an dey iz playin it to deth! Wii no kin yoose yoo-toob a purrsonal jook-bocks at werk ennymoar, so I ether has to take hedfones awf oar lissen to cd wen it playz.
Seether iz tourin wif Nikklolbak an dey wuz heer in KY dis past Fryday nite. I wanted to go SO HARD but wuz nawt ablol to swing teh pryse of teh tikkits.
{{{rhsb}}} Ai sawree. Ai did nawt git teh Jimmee Buffit tikkitz diz yeer eedur, ai iz savin eberree dyme fur dotter’z cawlidge. We shud hab a jammowt an purtend we iz at teh show, afinkso.
Fanks foar teh sympatheez, ph.
I COULD has afforded teh tikkits, but it wudda had to come owt of my bakayshun fund, an I has GOT to take a baykayshun dis yeer! I’m plannin at leest wun, an mebbe 2. Dey nawt be beeg baykayshuns – lyk a crooze oar sumfin – but dey will be baykayshuns awl teh sayme.
ohai rhsb? Happeh Sundai afternoon!
how is Uz todai?
Ai nose dat feelun, ai need a bacayshun tew! Aifinkso we are jist going to rent a beesh howse.
Hay, gess wut? Ai hab snow! Bowt a insh rite now, but tehy are sayin we are gonna git 6 to 10 inshiz tunite! Ai mite habba snow day tumarra! My stoopee pleh baws libs abowt 2 minnits frum the awfice, so we nebber git a snow day, but if we git 10 inshiz ai am stayun hoam. Lukky ai don’t hab enee ‘pointmints tumarra!
when is the stoopee wintah gonna be over?
Prolly bow teh sayme tyme spring gitz here, aifinkso! **Beekbats two_kittehs**
Ohai, 2_k. I’m doin okay. Hao bowt u?
Wii gots snow heer late yesterday. Now iz cold an berry windee! I nawt stepped owtside at awl 2day.
I’m still luukin to run away frum hoam foar a few dayz, but nawt kno when oar ware.
I iz doing gud, but drowning unner deh stuffz I has to do
Iz cold herez 2, no snow yet, but dey is eggspecting
6 to 7 inches tonite
Can I runz awai wid U, I needs a vacashun from RL as well
owie parrot head Ur beak is sharp
*headbat parrothead*
2_k, shure u kin run away wif me. Wii will go sumware warm, dats foar shure! Mebbe wii go bisit Hyooj G Manatee in teh Carry-bean?
I has gots lots of stuffs to do too, but donut wanna do enny of it. I am doin lawndree an a liddlol straitenin up, but gots tons moar to be dun.
My lazyness, let me show u it!
*remembers that herz has to be folding the lawndree
instead of being on ICHC*
Carrybean sounds wunnerful our hai tommoroz is 20F
do not want!
Has U had too mush catnip?
Katpurrflaje…
Ai gots to do eet a bitt betteh aifink…
I can’t see them, thus they cannot see me.
Hay guies, I has kweshtun regardin messadjis.
Iz teh time dat a messidj was lefted foar u Cheeztyme, teh sender’s lokal tyme, oar ur lokal tyme? I has alwayz wunnerd dis an nebber thot to ask befoar.
I’ll leave you a message with my local time in it (cheeztime +1hours) so you can find out!
Luks liek it is ur local tiem! 12.42 by teh tiem it got dere!
Ackshully, it luuks lyk Calyfornuh tiem!
My lokal tyem iz 3:42 pm rite nao.
Weerd.
TTI time is cheeztiem + 11 owerz, nawt +1 (I’m breaking in a new keyboard an teh touch is nawt az lite az teh owld wun, so Ai keep missin ledderz!)
I has wondered too!
Okay, so lemme get dis strate:
Cheeztyme iz Eastern -6 howers.
Californiatyme iz Eastern -3 howers.
TTI tiem iz Eastern +5 howers, I finkso.
Anni, wut tyme iz it dere rite nao?
It’s 8.47 now
In teh ebenin?
Yes, dark cawld ebenin! Wen Ai go 2 bed bowt an ower affer teh 12am cheeztiem lol, it iz midnite heer.
Yup. Now it be 8.54pm awn Sunday march 1st..oops..nawtsekkund
tehy is 5 hours ahed of us. So, *8:49 pm ifinkso
Yup; Eestern + 5 – rite nao it’s 20.57
Wuz eezee 2 fyned owt!
I gots it awl figgered owt, foar now.
Wen wii Spring Forward, I’ll be losted agin!
U falled bak a weak b4 us, in Oktobur lass yeer – dat wuz berry comfuzlin! Had 2 ajust twyse!
Kin mai answur jist be ‘Mt. McKinley’? Mai brayne cannawt du maffs rite nao. **Marvuls wunce agin at teh wizdum ov teh cheezfrens**
Mt. McKinley, huh? Ai wuz thottin ‘green, an a bits tu teh lefft’ – izzat clows?
Is that Romeow wid deh lampshade on himz head?
Ohai two_kittehs! Ai finked dat berry sayme fing! Iz Romeow dat floofey?
I finkso!
Aifinkso too! Haow are all my cheez frends? Gess what? It be snowin floofy white flaykies evreewhere!! YAY! Sorry, ai havn’t had a snow in 7 yeers or so
Ohai, linin!
Ware u libs? Ifn wii gets moar snow heer in KY, I will send it to u. DO NAWT WANT it heer! I’m sik an tyred of Winter.
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Otay, less after teh rain teh uvver day, but still gots enufftu share!
Beeg Flooffee Kitteh
juss wantz 2 knoez wutz maykz t3h
bryte lyte wurkz so gud
Beeg Flooffee Lyteshayd
Kitteh coodz beez heer awyle
inz kwest 4 annsurrz
Beeg Flooffee Kitteh
habz beeg flooffee pawz dat no
canz mayk Lyte Feeng wurkz!
Jack.
Cursin dat lak of ‘pozablol fumbs fing agin, huh?
Red! Ai loozed yur emeow addy! (akshully, ai fink iz awn mai uvver puter, which nawt currently bees turned awn an is in nuvver room an an an an ai lazee).
Yu cud emeow me plzkthx?
Mefinks kitteh needs to refink his haiding stratujies
Its a major award
I just uses ‘Sombody Elses Problem Field’. Then hoomans ignore me.
and now your Cat Lamp!!!
I want that lamp! Does the light turn on when you pull the fluffy tail?