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…from teh kyoot!
Congrats, Lyanthya!
fanks, Annipuss!
conga ratz awn teh foar-peep brayd, adn tu teh leeder, lyantha…
drinleez? danseez?
duh, drinkeez ai ment…
Strawberi margareeta pls! An rhsb am doin a fien dans fur me!
But Ai needs sum halp beetin tehse YNGs orf!
*beetbeetbeet*
*snerk*
~falls awf couch~
Hay! Dat’s MY job/duty/priviledj.
Aifink yew were right the nawt sekkund time.
plz tew see messyjiz foar further clarificayshun
OH NOES! Ai did nawt eben FINK ob hao taht sownded! Ai mented, beetin teh YNGs AWAE! Nawt ORF!
Ai can has SUTSH a m bare assed!
*Ly turns scarlet*
Gon go hiedz unner teh bed nao…
Um… too beee onest wiv you, Lyanthya, Ai wudent hab notisst it if you didn;y say sumfing!
Wal, ebribuddy els seemd to notiss! Ai were wunnerin wat tehy wuz laffin bowt, tehn Ai reeded mai post agen, an it were SEW ovveeus!
conkatshulayshuns! haow wud u liek 2 sillybraet?
Conga-rats, Ly!
**nekkid dansdansdans**
**Red shakes hur thang**
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**whispurrs to Ly: Am I doin it rite?**
Yuze doin it purrfeck!
*YNGs come running from all directions*
Too dood, Ai finkso!
**looks at Ly**
Is dere such a fing as doin it too gud?
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
ai haz a mess uv lubs foar u!
Wut a wunnerful mess.
Wut a byootiful mess?
~facepaw~ How did ai miss dat wun?
A booty-ful mess?
an splortashus 2!
Wuz liek a red red roze
gud wun (yewzing passed tents) annipuss!
Yur valumtiem wuz lait
ROFL
Ai fot yew said valium time at nawt sekkund.
Kitteh definitely nawt hab worries ’bout teh tardiness then.
4:20…4:21 – wateber it taeks.
Mr. Mom ref – FTW
Gud wun Steve.
I can has valium time?
I finkso my valium time be 8:00 am – 4:30 pm, Monday-Friday.
hart-splort!!11
O deer, wut a messsss.
Gotta rack mah brain and figure out howta fix dis.
I finks dis may be whut a splort akshully luks like.
Uh….uh…..uh…..
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SSSPPPLLLOOORRRTTTT!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up rhsb’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fanks foar teh save, Anni.
U iz gettin gud at dribin teh CCC. Has u teeched sweetpea hao to do it wifowt runnin ober ever-fing an ever-bodee?
Teh ownlee lessun her had wuz wen she skwished a troll!
Oh, well den hur nawt hitted ennyfing importint!
Anyone remember this TV line?
“Blinker, mirror, blind spot… TURN!”
CC holds alot of harts.
Awwww kitteh’s hearts splorted. Like my brainz.
:::splort:::
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Johnnyface’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
I has nawty comment regardin dis pikshur but I’m tryin SO HARD to nawt make it!
**bites tong**
**nawt tells whose tong hurz bitin**
~finks he knows the cawmint~
Butt (!) the question then iz how tew get dem awf.
**gigglols**
Yo! Dood wif green hat: U has messidj (nawt emayo).
Right back atcha.
Ur turn agin.
Tag! Yor it!
**hassa prowd of hurself**
ohai nc!! fanks for teh honoarry membership!!!
*starts to hug nc*
*then thinks better and slaps him on teh… caboose*
Yer welkum yor honor.
~nawks nukklez wif leeza~
mebbe iz gud fing teh kitteh iz nawt… darkbloo?
**has to wipe tea awf monitor**
Note to salf: SWALLO ENNY BEVRIDJES BEFOAR REEDIN COMMINTS!
Too much kyootness!
MERRY BELATED VALENTINES DAY, FROM ALL DA KITTEHS OF ICHC?
Mai lonely dais r ober…
**starts singin**
“Sum kittehs has awl teh luk
Sum kittehs has awl teh payne
Sum kittehs gets awl teh brakes…”
Shake dat thang, red! Ur dewing it rite!
Fanks, POC!
Teh problum gonna be gettin it to KWIT shakin, I finkso!
Dis is wun of my current fabrits:
“Lonely No More” by Rob Thomas
Now it seems to me
That you know just what to say
Words are only words
Can you show me something else
Can you swear to me that you’ll always be this way
Show me how you feel
More than ever baby
I don’t wanna be lonely no more
I don’t wanna have to pay for this
I don’t want to know the lover at my door
Is just another heartache on my list
I don’t wanna be angry no more
You know I could never stand for this
So when you tell me that you love me know for sure
I don’t want to be lonely anymore
me too rhsb!
Iz gud song. Ifn u nawt heered it, go chek it owt awn teh yoo-toob. I wud post linkee but WP wud nom awn it foar CC-knows-how-long an it mite nebber show up.
Zaffy – U wanna joyn teh “Unrekwited Lub/Lonelee Harts” Club dat me an GP has started?
Sure rhsb! How duz i do that?
I’z sew pawpyoolur it taykd meh ’til nao tu get owt frum undr awl teh valuntainz I gawt dis yeer.
Braggart.
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**feelz lyk Charlee Brown waitin awn teh valentyne from teh liddlol red-heded gurl**
Ai fot yew WUZ teh liddlol red-heded gurl.
I iz, but teh onlee valentynes I get wuz from teh (wimmen) cheezfrenz.
Dey wuz wunnerful an awl, but jes nawt teh sayme.
**U gots teh messidj agin**
Who knew?
The LRHG sufferes frum Charlee Brown’s own syndrome.
‘Tiz uh strange whirld indeed.
<3 <3 <3
Triplol bypass harts few yew
coz ai bypassed giben uh sentiment
tew N-E ob my ICHC fwends awn VD
*messidj waiting*
Aw….fankyoo.
**tryes so hard to nawt make commint abowt VD**
Messidj, u has wun…
If’n it halpz ehnee, I akshulee didunt get ehnee valuntainz. But lukz liek kitteh did.
Heer ya go!
*** <3 ***
Sowwy, wuz best I cud be doing.
Fot iz wut countz, and fot iz luburlee.
Heer iz shwour uv hartziz fr u:
<3 <3 <3 <3
<3 <3 <3
<3 <3 <3 <3
<3 <3 <3
<3 <3 <3 <3
I has enough lub for everyone
Dat cud be berry danjerus in dis day an adj.
Wif aplola geez tu Robert Burnz
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O mai luvz like a red red hart
Datz splorted ebree wair:
O mai luvz like deh balen tinez
Datz floated in deh air.
Aw, dats sweet, cween!
Ai shairs a birfday wif Bobby Burnz. Nawt saem yeer, uv corse.
:snerk: gud thing u added dat bit bowt it nawt deh same yr!! Uzzer wize wiii awl wudda thot u wuz berry berry auld!!!
Ai thot ebreewun heer wuz yunger tahn springtaim.
Hao meny cardyolgists iz it gonna taek to fix dis kitteh?
Kitteh needs elebenty bypass surguree.
Onoe! Donot bypass dis kittehs harts!! Kittehs donot like CABGs!!
Enjoi teh ress uv ur Caturdai, ebbriwun – it’z free minnits 2 sumdai heer an Ai’m goin 2 bed. G’nite awl, g’nite!
G’nite !! {{{Anni}}}}
‘Nite Anni! Sleep well, my fren.
‘Nite Anni.
Kitteh jus didnt has teh hart for an asplosion…
The capshun is a really good name for a song.
I wud add my hart to teh stak – teh pink nosie, teh tramsparunt eers, teh delikcat white pawsies are majorly to be luved…but mah harts alredy been taken by BlooMax and mah Simon Meezer.
this is so adorable =)
KAWAII!!!!♥