I gotz tu lay off
I gotz tu lay off the nip, nao I iz seein little pink poniez!
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Greybeard55
« Previous mai luv | Breaking News – Next »
» 179 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
-
Who be Talkin'
cweenmj on Oh noes! Lungdoc on Oh noes! keshet on Oh noes! rhsb on Oh noes! Lungdoc on Switchboard operator kitt… cweenmj on Oh noes! Fuzzywhisker on Oh noes! miniminsmum on Oh noes! cweenmj on Oh noes! kitkay on Oh noes! cweenmj on Oh noes! cweenmj on Oh noes! cweenmj on Oh noes! kitkay on Oh noes! Aahz on Oh noes! 
Cheezburger Network Blog
At least they don’t sing.
Adm heer cum deh conga ratz awl dresst up in deh kulerful owtfitz and dansing fur carosue!!!
dans, dans, dans, kik!
dans, dans, dans, kik!
Oar mebbe dey shud b dansing deh Pony:
.
Step1 Stand like you normally would facing your partner.
Step2 Jump to the right, landing on your right foot with your left foot suspended above the floor, next to your right ankle.
Step3 Put your left foot down on the toes only. Lifting your right foot off the floor to ankle height.
Step4 Step back down with your right foot and again lift your left foot to ankle height above the floor.
Step5 Jump to your left and put your left foot down while bringing your right foot above the ground to ankle height.
Step6 Put your right foot down on the toes only, lifting your left foot until it is ankle height above the floor.
Step7 Step back down with your left foot and again lift your right to ankle height above the floor.
Step8 Move your arms up when you are “ponying” right, and down when “ponying” to the left.
Step9 Repeat for the entire dance song.
LOL! Ai just traied that!
ai nebber played “Cloo” nor “Battlolship” nor “Twister,” eether.
.
ai think aill trai it again. Ai nebber HURD of teh “pony” befoar.
.
But then
Iz dun to berry funa and fatee moo zic! Yous haz to bend ober a leetle bit and get ur groovez on … udder wize peeps mite tink yous are doing the Polka!
hmmm … dat shood a been Funz and Fastee moo zic. Iz a 50’s sock hop danz!
Oh gud! Ai can polka! Nao ai just need to . . .get mai grrroove awn.
Whair did u grow up??? Don’t dey haz gamez in Mouse Agin??
Ummmm ai wuz. . .Ai’ve SEEN tehm/ Duz that count?
not kwite has u tleat played nopolies??
Nom a polly, pahr cheezee, shineez chekkers . . . an sum moar . . .
Trivial purrrr soot.
deh last one eez a great un, tough i nawt gud at teh riginal, dey haz one for teh lawrd of teh rangs iz good at dat
Yoo cud play wif mai brother! He hz it – awl ov it – memorized, ai think!
.
but reelee? There iz wun? Wud maek a grate pressie fur him, ai think!
Wun ov mai kittehz iz eben naymed “Glorfindel.”
ai haz alot ub eat memorized, jus ken neber land on deh center square… so i ALWAYS lose to my brudder
Teh dredded center skware landing! Ai know it well!
yes my brudder eez awn it at least thre tries beore i touch eat even if ai had all deh pie at least five turns befur hem… eez annoying to se teh least
Iz he awlder tahn yoo ar?
nao eat countz
I wuvz da Pny Dans!!! Jump touch touch Jump touch touch …
Iz more funz da doo dan to type!! Do da Pony! and Swing da Hares back and forth
I dint see enneefing bowt rabbitz in deh destrukshunz.
da rabitz makes eet beddur aifinkso
I thot dey wuz only inbolbed in deh bunny hop.
nao deyz in dis tew, do i donfinkso dat teh ponees like tehm muches….
Mebbe deh ponyz iz trying tu stomp on deh bunnyz. Dat b wai Elsa Mama wus swinging dem back adn forf. *nods*
aifin dat rite
Iz Imp Pro Vizing!! Addin a litte bit o body eenglish, tiz da hed and swing da Hares… whoo hooo
~Putz Chubby Checker awn the juke bawks~
~grabs the cheezfrens hands~
~and leads dem tew the dans floor inna big boss line~
Dis hao yew dew it ratz.
~jumps tew the right~
*gitz in line wif NC66
*Ponyz tu deh left.
Wuz dat armz up when pony to deh left? oar armz down??
I tawt wuz right armie up when jumpz left and left armie up wenz jumpz to da rite!… ?
No wunder eberywun fot ai wuz riber dansin.
yesh — armies up and down and bendz in da body — nawt all up rite and stiffz like riber dansz .. yous haz to be loooooserer NC66
(an dats Y I schwing da Hares … )
ai no canz be looze, always redy for sunfing
Ai wuz dansing too! but nao ai am rolling awn teh floor laffing!
*tripz over Janet.
*rollz on floor laffing, 2.
I fink i haz had enuf dansing fur now.
OK. Letz awl go sit awn teh cowch an hav summoar hawt choklit!
.
We cud play. . .Trvial Purrrroot – teh opera version?
Dere’s a opera version? Pleez tell me moar…
LOL! ai don’t think so – ai just maed that up. But there SHUD be!! If ai eber find wun, ail let yoo know!
Awww … wuz just gettin warmeded up!! Iz ebery wun dun wif dansin da Pony? I kin put da Hares bak down ….
Oh no! We can be duing it again! Ai wuz just *snikr* getting mai grrove awn. Akshullee, ai nebber did THAT befoar eether.
yous had led a berry sheeltered lif ifinkso!!
akshoolee, moar geekee tanh sheltured, aifinkso!
wii kin danz tu dis.
youtube.com/watch?v=C2BQpYCRl-Q&eurl=http://www.tsrocks.com/c/chubby_checker_texts/pony_time.html
.
*pransez rownd deh ruum
Boogety, boogety, boogety shoo!!
Yea!!! Tpp Bad no bideo ub da dans!! Nowz I wantz ta Do Da Twist!! Too…
Whoo hooo… Dans da Pony! Do da Twist!
Do da Twist!! Round an ROund and UP and down … Now I haz berry big Happity! Eben iffin I cant be swingin mii hares!
Ai say – if yoo’ve gottem, swingem!
Otay! Da hares bee a swingin agin — Butt (oooo..) dey bee swingin bak and fort, I donut tink that I will schwinnnnggg dem eeny mores!
Teh swingin lamp is lited in all awthoraized kwarters…
*grabbity pawz wif iddd and
Rooooownd adn roooooownd,
Up adn down!!
wun tew free jump
wun tew free kik!!!!!
Ifink dat we havin a Sox Hop!! Sox Hops r da funz! Iz waring a bloo poodle skirt wif a wite poodle oz it. wite shirt an cyoot babe bloo sweeter. Mii hare iz inna pony tale fur da bestest swingin”"
And wite bobbie sox — o curse!
Yaaaay… *dansdansdans wif teh cween!*
**boogitty boogitty boogity —shoo!***
C’mon ebrybuddy.. Letz twist agin- like we we did last somer.. ♫
♫Les twizt agin, like wii did last yeeeer…
.
I haz on mai bobbee sockz and saddlol shooz
and pleeted white skurt and fuzzy pink swetter.
Iz waring elebenty krinilins undr mai full skurt, wif a baby bloo angora swetter, Mai hare is tied inna ponytale wif a shiffon scarf..
I haz shiny penniez in mai loafer shoos.. Ooo000ooo.. dreemy!
Ai’m waring much teh same, but MAI shoos are whyte bucks – extree whyte becuz au just uzed mai bunny bag awn them befoar dansing!
Who putted Chubby Checker awn teh jook-bocks? Him iz gonna brake it! Him nawt skinnee u kno….hense teh naym CHUBBY Checker?!?!
Sheesh….
**takes Chubby Checker awf jook-bocks an sends him hoam**
Donut send heem home!!! Let heem sing standin awn da floorz!!
Okay.
**goes an bring Chubby Checker bak**
U sing foar us, but NO gettin awn teh jook-bocks!
tanks and jeeps RHSB! Chubby Checker be wun ub da bestest singers
Chubby and rhsb comez an jonz us uppity da trwed — weez havin a sox hop!! Chubby Checkerz iz da bestest sox hop moozic guy!
* pulls aowt kareoke micrololfone *
My Little Pony, My Little Pony…
I comb and brush her hair.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Tie a ribbon to show how much I care
My Little Pony, My Little Pony…
I take her wherever I go.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony…
Oh I love her so.
Akshully, I wuz thinking uv dis Pony song –
stlyrics.com/songs/c/chubbychecker5883/ponytime233800.html
OOooh! Great owtfitz, rats! I especially like teh liddle gold hats an teh red tutu skirts! Fank yew fer roundin up teh rats, deer Kween!
Yur nawt kwite awl alone! Ai ar heer too, an am bringing awl kinds ov kukies (which ai maed fur yoo and DIDNT eet! an sum reel hawt choklit. Wif marsrshee mellows if yoo laik.
) faynting couch an enjoy waching the dansing Conga Rats.
.
We can sit heer awn mai fancee (but comfee
*sitz wif Janet and sipz sum yummy hawt chokklit.
Dat hawt chokklit b just deh fing. It b c-c-c-c-colddddddd heer.
Has ebree wun bin OUT??? Teh moon last nite – a slender sikel lying awn it’s bak, wif Venus just up to teh rite! Ai don’t know if it will be so nice tonite, but worth going out to see fur shur!
Hmmm… Don’t make me get owt mai red pencil!!
Lol IDDD!!!
Yus! Ai did sea teh moonie fingy larst nite hear in TTI. Woot woot!
Ohai poohbear3931! It wuz reelee teh byootiful, wuzzn’t it?
Worth at leest five w00ts, ai thot!
Hi!!
Yay – ai saw it tu – de night befoar, comming hoam froam de ayrpoart!
Dats wen ai wished ai had a gud camera wif a tripod… dat wus cool!!!
Yew has a faintin couch? I likes does. We has wun, but it is owt inna shed waiting fer teh day when we win teh lottery an haz a place fer it!
Ai wuz in teh “swooning” contest wif Africat. In teh end, he gave us awl wun so tehre wud bee no teers.
.
It’z maed ov teh finest woods, wif Damask silt an tassuls.
Yea fur Conga Ratz!
Dansdans dans wif da Conga Ratz
Twee cheers fur Carosue — Hip Hip Hoo Ray… Hip Hip Hoo Ray…Hip HIp Hoo Ray!!
Dans kik kik kik!
MANEtain, bred. It will shirley pass.
Kitteh certainly didn’t get the mushroomz frum meh.
Yoo still haz them? We cud fry tehm in budder! Tres yum!
Dat’s a huge flee!
Ewwww!
Ohhhh … dis iz the closest I eber got to bein nawt seccond!!! At leest I’mz inna ty fur seccond!!
Is sumfing wurth celebrating. Purhaps yew would like to havesume drinkines and danses wif me, since I is awl alown up dere?
Yesh!!! Altho you getz Xtra sillybrations since you gots a SOLO nawt seccond!!
Dans DansDnas wif Carosue!! Drinkz sum yumminy Sangria wif xtra froot! Wut you liks to dwink?
I shall jus nom teh froot! Fanks!
Iz flee? Kitteh must hab peptobismul running frew hiz veins.
An reeeely borked genetics. Purhaps the flees is nommin the uraninum again.
A flea adn a fly in a floo
were trapt –oh wut kud dey due?
“Let us flee,” sed deh fly.
“Let us fly,” sed deh flea.
So dey flew trew a flaw in deh floo.
lawl it esh rly funneh
Take mii to ur Leader and nawt wun weel get hurt!
Congrats carosue!
First pink ponies, then little green men…
Phink Ai will go back tew booze!
Da pinkee ponees is need lubs, 2!
An more corms!
iz a tinee but most dangeroustest ponie in teh wawrld
*shamblols bak still lukkin fur sumwun tu taek teh troll munnies *
Ai hadded teh pinkie ponee wunce…Ai eeted it.
Dem iz gud wif teh Carolina BBQ saws.
**goes up to troll**
Elebenty munnies, plz! Nawt inkloodin tip.
Iz Foar teh troll rode, so ai hoepz teh troll munnies iz okai
* pullz aowt teh stinkee sawk, getz aowt teh elebentee troll munnies, handz dem tu rhsb *
Peee-yoo!
Wat has been warin dat sok, a rat?!?!
**puts awn surjical glubs to take munnies, an warshes teh munnies in creek**
Yash, I’m munnie lawnderin now….
Wuz awn mai futz when ai walked tu cheezlandz. iz a long wai. Ai nawt haz a chanj uf sawks wif.
Dood, u needs to see a docktor abowt dem feets….
NUFFIN shud smell DAT bad!
**gets woozy frum teh green gaseous funk dats rollin awf teh sok**
I wud rekkomend burnin dem soks, but iz prolly sum EPA violayshun….
money launderin’ *facepalm*
**comes in, cursin unner her breff**
Stoopy interwebs and/oar modem! I gotted kicked awf foar an HOWER!
**begins shakin, rememberin teh horror**
I can has tekillya plz?
yew no can has wireless?
I has teh wyreless upstayres, but teh modem to get teh innernets in teh howse nawt wyreless.
Wen I nawt-sekkund losted teh innernets, I czech’d to see if rowter wuz sendin signlol. It wuzznt so I hadda go downstayres an reset modem.
It happens alot heer. Pleh!
ai about died when i no had wireless, cause i could no print stuff oar connect to teh interwebs wifout getting on my sisturs compooter, ai o has modem cabel…
Duz u see teh pink ponies befoar or aftur teh pink lolifants?
**has a cornfuzzlold**
I seez *hic*
I seez azure allimigators.
Blooberri beez
Cerise craynz
Darned doylies
Eggplantz eelz
Fuschia fawns
Grey ghostees
H…
Hyooj hares
Icckee iguanas
Jumping jackalopez
K. . .
Hellishly colored Helicopers
Inky Igloos
Jewel tones Jelli Fishies
K…
Kiwi Kangrooz
Lime Libayshunz oh fankoo don’ mynd if I duz
Maroon …? maiselb onna beech wif cabana boiz?
N
nanner kulllerd zebraz
orinj oktopussez
prikklee porkee pinez
q…..
quince colored question marks
ruby raptors
sapphire snakes
topaz turkeys
u….
unbleevablolly pixelated pixiez
very teeny tiny elolefantz
Wunderfully wize wabbitz
xtrememly brillyantlee kullered flamingoz
yellow submarinez
zig-zaggey striped ware wulfz.
TA DA!!!
tambureen an lolafunts,
are playin in teh band..
won;t yew take a ryde awnt the flyin spurn, do do do.
Dyna sore bictrola, lissnin tu buck ownens, do do do
lukkin owt mai bakdooor.
well good nite peeps eez gettin told to sleepie
‘Nite, wolfie!
I saw pikshur of wolf 2day an thot of u.
Ai kin haz a ‘drank tew mush’ sumwun tell dey luv me commint?
Sumwun haz gibbed U a sad Purdee burdee?
Whu wuzzit? Ai will breaks dem fur U!!
U wuz niec tu meh dis mornin.
Ohai mai fren troll e troll! Ai nose yew a troll, butt (hehe) yew seem sew nyce! {{{{Troll E Troll}}}}
rhsb, aifiinkso ai am in lub wif a troll. Iz dat purlitkkalee kurrect? Wut kweshtons shud ai ask? Ai dew nawt wanna infeckt teh whole fred!
Oaifurgot, dis iz 2009, Nancee and Lawra are gone, ai kin speek freelee!
Uups, nawt pawlitakul. Jist ignore me cheezfrenz.
Nancee an Lawra? Iz Nancy Droo? I nebber reeded Nancy Droo.
U shur u in lubs wif a Troll? Mebbe iz infat-choo-ay-shunz. Him iz kinda kyoot, izznt him? Watch owt foar teh socks, tho. Dey iz teh stinkee!
Oh, an u prolly nawt in lubs. U jes alkahawliklee-inklyned.
Altho, teh NB iz kinda kwiet rite nao, so U cud lure him to it an…..**fill inna blanks urself**.
*Startz grabbing peepz at randum *
*grabz teh wulf*
Wuz U meen Tu PH? * frows intu JCH4+1K fountun*
* Grabz teh redhedded munnies taekr *
Wuz U meen tu PH? *frows intu pi stall*
**comes owt of pi stall, carryin appropryit weppins**
Oh, dat wuz teh RONG fing to do to ME, mistur!
**lodes pies in2 multiplol-pi shooter an fyres at teh Troll**
**Nails him wif teh pies, so now himz awl cubbered in whippy creem an pie-stuffins**
i’m nawt eben gonna go dere, wut ai cud say bowt kleening the whippee creem… osawreee, ai nawt say dat.
Whippee creems! pleh. Ai needz teh baf.
*runzwifakwiknesstutehneerestswampz*
**follows Troll E Troll intw swampz.** **Gitz lawtz** Odeer.
GITS LAWTZ!?!?! LAWTZ of WUT!?
Nebber mynd….I doan wunna kno….
**cubbers eers**
LALALALALALALALALAAAAA
odeer, ai meent lost! Pleez tu nawt EBER let me drink hefferwysur, um, heffensurwiks, um, Jist make me stawp drinkun.
Oh, fank gudness!!! Dere for a minnit I thot U wuz braggin!!
Odeer, ai alwaiz git in trubblol wen ai habs dose poizun orinjs. **hangs hed in shayme**
Odeer, ai alwaiz git in trubblol wen ai habs dose poizun orinjs. **hangs hed in shayme**
Itz OK.. Doan wurree- bee happee!!
I finkso dey gibs U teh hikkups!!
But,
*Finds teh big pool uf stinkee mudz. jumps in*
Cannunballz!!
scuze meh ai iz bery mean wehn angirly and yew jus maded me angirly trol ai waz sleepy dis hole timesz
Wuzzamatta u, ph?
Foar wut iz worf, I lubs u!
Ohai rhsb! Ai lubs yew tu! {{rhsb}} Ai hadda lunsh wif mai frenz, we drinkked the Hefeweizen (ai finkso dats hao yew spell it)) and dere wuz poizun oranges in it! We had wun pitcher, oar mebbeh 5 pitchurs, an nao we are awl teh intawxikatid. Sawree if i speeling stuff wrong.
Doo yew finkso the poyzun iz slow aktun? Ai feel moar an moar lyke ai bean poyzuned eberree minnit.
Mebbe u shud try sleepin awf teh poyzin.
U cud has nawty dreems abowt a sertin Troll…..
Dem nawty dreems iz werf goin to sleeps foar!
Yew rite! ai tried tew type moar, but ai gibbed up.
but i nawt seen pink ponies, yet. mebbeh i need annuder beer. He He.
I kno ware dis kitteh been!
“sittin downtown in a rayleway stayshun….”
Drybun dat trayn, hi awn ((mumbul mumbul))
Kasey Jones yew beddur watsh yur speed.
Trubblool ahed, yu nose, trubblol beehyn..
an yew nose dat noseshun, jist crawssdid mai myn……. oh dotz
Wun towk obur teh lyne,
oh my, burfday fairy haz comed in very late!! but dont want to miss a day if i dont hab to, an gotta get in tohse in-betweeny feb. 29 burfdays!! i’ll repeet tomorrow, to make shur all teh bayses are cobered – shuld feb 29 burfdays be on feb 28 or march 1?? i kind ob finking march 1, but to be on teh safe side i’ll get bof dayz. so, anyhoo, HAPPY BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehmz burfdays today, hoo iz being Tumnus, an mebbee yoo too!! an HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo wuld be habbing tehr burfday on teh day taht wuld be between today and tomorrow, if tehr wuz a day between today an tomorrow!! LaraCroft, Mbur_eggburt, Dekk_Rant, an fantimaroolz!! an anywun else!! sinse it iz being caturday night, i haz a caturday night pizza party!! tasty hot pizzas wif melty cheez an all yor favrit toppings!! along wif cold root beer an also teh alkyholik beer (but teh alkohol only cownts in cheezland if yoo wants it to), an teh tradishunal tasty homaed fudjy caeks and iskreem, an noyzemakers!! also goodie bags wif yoyos taht wissle “S-A-TUR-DAY NIGHT!!” wen yoo yoyo tehm (plz to seeing youtube.com/watch?v=KWjqqq50bZE), ittybitty handheld elektronik “shoot teh trolz falling frum teh sky wif cheezburger cannons” games wif wireless interaktibe gameplaying!! so yoo kan play against eech ovver!!, kandeez, an puffy stikkers taht luking liek teh bay city rollers wif googly eyes!! an sparkles!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Peetsa??? YUM!
Fanks, Birfday Fairy! U iz fulla awsum an win!
{{{Birfday Fairy}}}
Oh, u gots room foar anudder Troll? Wii gots wun. Himz teh extry-stinkee, tho so u mite wanna has him werk by himself.
Oh boi!! burfday Fairy, u rokz!!!
*grabbity pawz a peeze uv pizza.
After awl dat dansing up deh fred i needz sum sustinance!!
ohai, cween!! yesh, pizza iz always being teh rite fing for caturday nite dans-dans-dansing!
*Pshew* Fanks!! I needs sum cold root beers after all taht HOT dansdansdans-ing..
Passes arownd root beers an plops in sum banininlla iceecreems too! *cheez*
furst a sok hop, den a pizza party!! just like a reel caturday nite!!
w00t!!
ooh, flotes! tahts a gud idea!!
pizza an root beer flotes an dans-dans-dansin iz teh purrfekt caturday nite, if yoo aks me!
fanks, rhsb!! yes, i culd yoozing wun extry-stinkee troll, to be kleening teh restrooms at teh facktree. no wun notises himz extry-stinkee in tehr. altho iz hazardus dooty, turnz owt taht troll, erm, wayst produks an kleening suppliez be eggsplosib wen yoo puts tehm togevver. hoo knoo?
taht iz how teh bafroomz gotting eggsploded before, an why i needed a noo kleening croo. very trajik, ob korse. an bekawz 
it’s a pain to have to keep finding a noo kleening crooi’m such a hyoomayne facktree owner, i will gibbing him a very stylish haz-mat soot to wering whil him kleenz teh bafrooms.Dem trollz just don’t noez how gud dey haz it!! U such a gud fak tree owner..
Grate!
Last I saw him, he wuz doin cannonballz in teh mud.
U gots preshur warsher, rite?
Otay, ai wuz nawt gonna du dis, butt (hehe) sinze ai’m wasted awai agin enneeway,, here gose: Pleez tu gib me yur opinyun, wif no thought to my feelins, ob dis “senyur tribyewt’ fur my dawtur:
“Since the day God blessed us with you, we have been overcome with pride in your wisdom, grace, strength. humor, and beauty. As you reach this next milestone, know that we are still so proud of you, and that we we love you more than anything, always have and always will. They say you should give a child roots and wings. You have deep roots, and strong wings. Spread them wide. Fly high in your own sky. And awlways, BELIEVE. We love you, Booja Bear.
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
Any direction you choose.
(Dr. Seuss)
oh, taht iz luvly. ifinkso hur will be very touchd. (altho, bein a teenajer, she will prolly nebber admit it. or mebbee tahts just teh boiz.)
fank yew bF, she will be teh imbarrasud, ai kin heer it now, “”MAWM, why did yew do dat?”
fank yew bF, she will be teh imbarrasud, ai kin heer it now, “”MAWM, why did yew do dat?”
fank yew bF, she will be teh imbarrasud, ai kin heer it now, “”MAWM, why did yew do dat?”
Ai shud ’splain, pleez tu ignore the intockseekatud burdee, dat “fly high in your own sky’ iz a Jimmee Buffett fing, frum a sawwng he rowtid hiz dotter,, an Booja Bear iz teh name we cawlled my dotter wen hur wuz a bebbeh.
Ai shud ’splain, pleez tu ignore the intockseekatud burdee, dat “fly high in your own sky’ iz a Jimmee Buffett fing, frum a sawwng he rowtid hiz dotter,, an Booja Bear iz teh name we cawlled my dotter wen hur wuz a bebbeh.
Awwww. Datz byoooteemus. Booja Bear shud b beary happeetayl. (duz bearz haz taylz?)
Ummm… Ders IZ a Tale of Teh Three Berz…
Ohai yur madjustee! Fank yu fur teh kyind wurds. Ai nawt meen to postid dis, ai had tu mush to drink in RL. My RL frenz say o, hao nyce, but ai needed a unpredg adis oopinyun. Nawt relebant to teh cheezrefns interests, ai nose, ai sawree.
Nebbur has tu bees sawree dat yu shairs ur pryde in ur dottur! Itz lublee!!
Poor baby looks so…perplexed.
Ai go nite nite now. Gudnyte mai frenz, a speshul gudnyte tu Troll E Troll. Ai sawree fur inbaydin teh fred.
Yu nawt dood a inbayzhun – yu jus shairin wif ur frends. Ai hoeps yu nawt feel yukkee inna moarnin (frum teh leftober drinkees, ai meens).
Did sumwon menshun PIZZA?!??!!? Mmmmmmm
*NOM**NOM*
Dis is teh kind of vizshun that comes out of pony kegs…
I iz bein attaked by sea monkeys!
ai gotzta tell u awl dis… u bees da gweat. reeleh. ai jes redid fru da fred adn nao aiz xaustid frum da laffink u brotid 2 meh. ai lurves u cheezpeepz
u bes da bestist mad-e-zine one can gets. dem sais dat laffink is hefli, dem bes riet… adn ai sais… dem shuds maik da cheezladn sum offishul mad-e-zine… eggsept fur peepz hu suffer frum troll-e-reet-ez.
Schmoooz tu yooz!! {{{{{{{siobhan}}}}}
{{{{{Siobhan}}}}}
Aifinkso teh peeps whu need cheezland, an can laffing heer, finding it suuner oar layter.
OMG!!! That looks like my cat!
Peenk poneez muchly cyootr den peenk lolephuntz.
Luk owt! Luk owt!
Peenk poneez awn purrayd
Heer dey com!
Clipitee-clawpitee!
Dere heer! Dere dere!
Peenk poneez ebbrywayr!
Luk owt! Luk owt!
Deyr walkin arownd teh bed
Awn dere hedz
Clipitee-clawpitee!
Arrayd n brayd
Pink poneez awn parayd
Wutllaido? Wutllaido?
Wut a un u shoe wul vyoo’
Ai kin stend teh syt ov wurmz
N luk at myk row skawp ick jurmz
But tekneekulur eek wyn o durmz
B rly tu much fur meh!
Ai nawt b teh typ tu faynt
Wen fings b odd or fings b kwaynt
But ceeng fings u noes dat aynt
Can gib u such a awe full fryt
Wut a syt!
Chays em awai! Chays em awai!
Ai b afrayd
I can has ur aid?
Peenk poneez awn parayd
Peenk poneez!
Peenk poneez!
Haha, that’s my cat Garfield! This picture was originally for my comic series Death By Pink!