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oar r u just a slinky kitteh? (ICHC Video)
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slinkee dood
Congrats, cc! U leed teh brayde.
me gots grabbed by the horrible spindly thing! HALP!
Moarning all!!!
sillybrayshuns furr u calicocoa!
Tee an toast enniwun??
an pretteh fingies froam de ty booteek???
fanks, annipuss! ai’z happehtayl to shayring teh freeweigh tai wif yu adn nennepus. shall wii skip-dee-skip to teh thai boat teak? we can haz seekret prezzies!
Gud eye deer! Den Ai wul haz 2 lub u awl an leebe – need fuds!
ohai nennepus! tee un toest iz teh purrfeck, butt (teehee) ai’z gotsa hab teh camomilol soze ai kin fawl asleapy. off tu teh booteek now, yersh? *calicocoa leadds brayde uv 3 inna skippity-skip tu teh ty booteek*
hoppety hippety!
ai heerd dere was to be St. naytshade boblolhead kittehs – ai fink aill hab wun ob doze for may kollekshun!
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an heer – try dis kreem from Badger – is sleepytime creem – to be put awn ur templols to help u sleep!
ai boughted it in TTI… butt (snikkers) is meericun brand…
*note tu self – tel NC66 bout it… mebbeh helps him sleeps tu…*
I spect taht the cheezpeeps has a common prollem wiff sleeplessness and I yam guessing it’s a malady dat aflix lottsa peeps who are smart (lyke you Cheezpeeps). Der is simply too mush going on in thare heds to allow the inactibity ob sleepin. I knows dat sumtiymes eben I find myself thinkin too hard to sleeps: Der hasta be sumfin dat rymes wiff orange: snoreage, s’morage, doreage… or OK de wrapper sez each sheet is 4.5 inches square and der are 1500 sheets so dats 1500 times 4.5 or 6750 inches, devide by twelve dats 560 feet give er take, dat means dis full roll of Toilet paper would unroll abowt as far as I kin hit a four iron, meybe I has nawt enuff of a pawse at the tawp of muh back swing …. if I lubs her wiff awl muh hart but muh hart is small and hard like a golfbawl duz dat mean I don’t lub her enuff? …
*goes over tu judson and applies som badger sleep balm on hims templols*
dat shud keep raymingchallinjes and golfswingwunderings away…
… (ooh dots!)
an yes – a full hart ob lub is always enuff – no matter haow beeg de hart – fink ob kitteh hart – dey not so bigg – and dey ar oberfloeing ob luvv!!!
*Judson fawls offa chair asleep and konks hed. In hiz dreem he finally fine a reel werd dat rymes wiff orinj, wakes up excite (nawt unusual) and fergits it*
does you rilly fink kittehs luv us or do they simploly put up wif us cause we cleen de liter bawx and provides the fuds and are a warm place to sleep? I has often been kneaded by de kittehs but rarely really needed.
*luks daon at teh Loki asleep snuggloled agenst hur, keeping hur frum getting up tu get brekkfist*
Aifinkso it depends awn teh kitteh, awn yu, an awn teh relashunship yu haz wif teh kitteh.
Ai haz nawt teh fayntist dout taht mai Loki luvs me. Had no dout taht mai Nermal, nao across teh Brij, luved/luvs me tu. But sum kittehs, sum hyoomins, an sum relayshunships be awn diffrint terms.
Aim kwite sure dat kittehs kan lub deyr hoomans! mai unclols kitteh
went into a deep dipression wen mai unclol kwite suddenleh crossed de
rainbow bridj…
Dey had a berry speshul relashunship – an kitteh was trulee distressed when he
cuddint find may unclol. (It was may auntie who fed him).
Aim kwite sure dat may kitteh lubs me too – as much as hi dislieks hubbehkatt…
*snikkerss*
I take meds fur taht!
Ai haz teh ongiong problim tu, nawt want tu go tu sleep, tu menny inneresting fings tu du an lern an laff abowt an an an an… finlee fawl asleep when eksostid, tehn haz trubble getting up. Reepeet ad infinitum. (hao yu lolspeek latin an maek it unnerstandabul? argh, nuvver fing tu pondur!)
me, ai do too fings evree day ai don’ wanna: ai getz up and go to bed
Lyke, kulurfull, man!
it’z a clebber trikk!
verry long slinky attaks kitteh…
ai fink da slinkee will regretz dis… has no pointe ens… nawt a good desishun… poor poor slinkee
yes – dat was a berry nawt-fought-fru-desishun oan da slinkies part…
but – slinkies ar toys ob berry litlol brain…
Winnee deh Pooh ref FTW!!!
By jorje – afink shes gottit!
And a Mai Fare Laydee, ref!!! W00t, w00t!!!
aifinkso wii iz having teh sorta GMTA heer — yufinkso?
(teh gmta ref beeing abowt teh slinkeez, np…)
yupp yupp! we has!!
akshully – we has a TGMTA
“trooleh great maind think alik”
it should be paws…..
kittehs nawt ownlee poop rainboes…
Ahh but can the Cat bend a spoon using only the power of his mind? For he is MEO(w)!
But there IS no spoon, ‘member? Besides, Neo (the original) couldn’t maintain his bent. I’m sure MEO(w) would do much better; just look at the length of that photon stream!
Com pleat lee orf toepick: Ai can has a byk trayler! Ai has juss moobed teh pannyer rak, to loosn teh reer aksel, to attach teh fingy taht huks up teh trayler! An AWL wivowt swaering, slysin open a fingeh or eben braking a nayul! An Ai has been for a test ryd an diddunt capsyz teh trayler! Ai’ll mebbe taek it shawpin layter – Ai has a happi!
Con cat shoelaces awn a job well donez!!!
Ai is nao a fully-fledjed BikeItLaydee! (Taht’s wot mai skools cawl me)
Conga rats on yer successfull install. I has an interest in wut kinda trailer yew gotted, most of the wuns I had looked attachs to the seat toob. Is der a wbsite fer yer trailer dat I cood look at?
Tihs is wot Ai got – butt taht issunt wot Ai payd! In fact, Ai’s nawt payd atall, werk has.
http://www.allterraincycles.co.uk/product/112742.html
Fanx Ambercat! That is a very secksey trailer! I only went bicycle camping wunst because I found that I couldn’t carry as much gear as I could when back packing, if had had one of dese I wooden hab gone as fast but I cooda been more comfy when I finally gawt there.
clappety clappety – whistlol whistlol!
ooh – fink ob awl de shopping u noa can du!!!
u can has:
Apricots
Bulldosers (toy wuns…)
Cheeseburgers (goes wiffout saying akshully…)
Caek
D…
Dates (teh kind ewe eat)
eggyplantz
fettttttttttuchine
gwoceries
h…
horseradish
ice kreemz
jelly
k…..
kangaroos (toy ones)
larj chawklit martoonee glasses
mallomars
nice sparklee fings
o…
oranges dat rime wif sumfing
purtektive gogglol to restock teh CCC
quinoas that peeps kin purnounce
rowziz to gib tew yur frenz (smyle)
s…
oranges dat rime wif sumfing
purtektive gogglol to restock teh CCC
quinoas that peeps kin purnounce
rowziz to gib tew yur frenz (smyle)
s…
sumfing tu fix doo plee kut commints
t…..
Thare’s snuffin dat rymes wiff orinjes (I’ve tried and tried)
Usual pantry items (salt sugar flour etc)
Very indulgent chocolats (cause yer werf it)
W…
Shineys
Trowers for cycloling in
Umbrelly to attatsh Bike for shade or rain purrvention
V…
ermm..Trowsers.
Dat was teh wrong ones, but yoo bedder mind you nawt bai teh wrong Trowsers or it cud be a Wallice an Grommet sitcheayshun..
Wrong trowsers fer walking on Ceelings
Xray specs from back of comix
Y ears supply of martoonies (every munf
Zebra, kause the w and X bras wer too snug
*heddesk*
*Snoffeed awn screen*
*wipe wipe wipe*
snerk
FODCROFL (oar sumfin liek dat…)
:LOL:
dang I skipt V, um, Very large quinces?
Iz otay, yew had teh win wif teh zebraz…… **wifpes cawfee awf screen, wipes cawfee running owt ov nose**
Odeer!
Ai haz a happee fur yu, Ambercat!
Haow on erf did u manij 2 do it wivowt swarin? Ai can’t eben fyned teh rite toolz fur a job wivowt profannitee!
Ai kno! Ai wus berree Sir Pryzed at maisef – eben knu wher teh allenkees wer AN got teh rite allenkee, furst tym!
ambercat – ur onna roal… hurry up an git awl ur unfinnished IKEA furrneetur finnished befoar de majik dis… desa… goeas awai!!!
dere’s a hoomin here who rides himz bike to werk, pulling a lttlol trayler. in teh trayler? himz blind golden retriever goggie who goez 2 wurk wiv himz evree day!! wenebber ai see demnz, mai heart singz
*snifful* Taht be so sweet!!!!
Aw bless! Amber chekked owt teh trayler, Bfor Ai hukked it up to mai byk, but she hassunt com fur a ryd wiv me…yet!
Raymbo ektoplazm kitteh may jus bee fur reel!
I lobes apricots… n raymbo plazma kittehs!
Hmmm, butz witch wun dus yu laik tu nom?
Exskweez mee, butt (hee) ai has tu goe tak a liddle nap an den tu wurk – pleh! – see yu all laterzzzzzzzzzzzz
Byron, wokez up wit an eggstra SPRING in his step! *boing*
Tank you berry much, cweenmj! Iz noobi and am havin’ phun!
not tu say – ur habbing a pun
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Welcum to cheezeland!
De onleh rule is play nyce – an if deres sumthing u want tu noe – laik hao tu git an abbatar or ur naem bloo – click on her majusties bloo an reed de cheezlandblog!
Ohai PootyTat Walcium to cheezeland!
(Waves Floofy paw to PootyTat)
Welkum tu Cheezland!!!
adn uzzer fun stuffz related tu deh ICHC.
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Dis b a wundermouze plaic….. deh peepz b nice adn deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!! u kin eeting awl u want heer…. deh fudz haz no kalreez, adn u kin drinking awl u wantz, tu, kuz deh drinkz haz no alkeehawl!! Dere b a wiki linked up top so u kin leering sum stuffz bowt deh way wii b tawking…. adn I haz sum halperz fur deh noobeez and not-so-noobeez at
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cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
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It b full uv deh informashun fur making deh linkeez and gitting abatarz adn making deh smilee faisez
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*handz PootyTat a chokklit martoonee
*klinkkee glassez
Cheez!!!!
Ohai! Walkome tu Cheezland! *waive waive*
Fank you awl! Ur so nice! Iz bin watching teh groop fur awhyl…decided to joyn in awn teh fun!
Iz eben moar fun when yu be inbolbed in teh sillehness! {{{pootytat}}}
Afrimi…afurm…ur corekt.
Yay…I’m blu! And I have teh avatar…
Woohoo! Blooness, yu haz it!! Conga-rats!!!!
Yay, Walkum, PootyTat frum teh muvver uv Puddy_Tat!
hahahaha. cool blog.
what do u think of me: Bubu, the Psycho Cat ?:)
http://www.depressionselftherapy.com/images/crazy-cat-depressed.jpg
O.o Aifinkso this nawt be propriat plaice fur adbertising, iz what ai fink.
Iz Thyme for a Stowry
IT wuz early Caturday moaning Mausville, and teh fog krept in on floofy widdle pause, sending sofywii floating tendrilols ebery witch way. In teh distance the moanful sownd of a twain horn cood be hurd…
…eet wus teh Elebenty O’Clock Cheeztown Eggs Press reddy tu taek teh cheezfrends awn a dai trip tu…
deh beech. Dehy took deyre beech bawlz, adn sunskreen adn picanik baskitz adn….
wend down tu teh stayshun. Az dey lyned up to bored teh twain,…
The twain wus decorashuned by de Burfday Fairy – becos dis wus a speshull burfday beach partay train!
It was a burday parteh foar awl de cheesepeeps boarn on de 29th of february!!!
Nycewitch had for dis speshull party put a spell on de train an de beach… when it left de stashun – it wud majiklolleh be feb. 29th…
The whistlol bloo – and de cundoktor saed “awl abboard”!!!
Jist then,…
Tranes pull owt wiff a grate hissing and a blast from the train horn and gaverin speed it heds norfbound frew a gentle rain. Settling into their compartsment the Cheezfrens talk excitedly about the fun they hope to hab when suddelny thare a great lurch and a thump and…
awl teh cheezfrenz cry, “Hay, ai speeled mai drink!” an “We need reefulls!” an “Pleez tu pass teh ShamWOWs!” Barkeeps hussul to wype an reefull. Suddenly,…
Hogsmeade and Hogwarts!
*stumblols up teh JCH4+1K ave lukking foar teh troll boof. finds teh soapbawks insted. tries tu resist urge, but gets up awn soapbawks. Cleers throat, spitts*
Nawt Tu let teh kitteh plai wif teh slinkee. Will pinch hur pore pinkee toepads.
Izz nawt niec tu frow slinkee at teh kitteh hed. culd put teh aie aowt.
Ai iz nawt a ‘rowbicks instrukter, ob coarse, but ai beeleev dat is the plastick slinkee, tehy are berry filmsee, prolly nawt pinsh eneefing. Wee yewzed tu by dem fur mai dotter.
Izz sorree. iz teh natur uf trolls tu du dat. If wii nawt haz teh soap bawks ebery noaw and den wii haz teh splortz. Haz a mud pi?
*offurs teh purtee burd teh mud pi wif sprnklols onnit*
O, sprnklols! **takes byte** **spitts** Ew, dat iz reel mud! Ai wuz eggspektin missississississiisiisi,, um, i-p-p-i mud cayke!
Nao pleez to pay elebentee munnies to teh Sarfari Park oarphun fund.
*pullz aout elebentee troll munnies frum teh stinkee sock*
Heer iz teh munnies, u can show me tu teh park?
Um, ai donut fink tehy tayke troll munnies. **direks troll e troll to munnies exchange boof an sekyewritee debreefing boof**
are we shir we wanna debreef a troll? Just sayin..
ewwww – u gotta point dere…
*looks anudder way – not want see dat at awl!!!*
*finds de “maek ebbryfing pritteh an witteh an wise”-goggles an puts dem on*
*ooh – dere kan be tu much ob a gud fing – taeks dem off agin*
*goes to NOM – far away froam de sikrit boofs”
Is tiem for afturnoon tea heer in Oslo! an aill hab wif shampayn becoz is catturday!
*claps paw ontu judsun shouldur * R U beeing meen tu teh niec burdee?
*skweezees a littlol*
Nawt tu bee meen tu mai fren, pls Ai nawt lieks it
*luks at purdee burd*
If U needs NE fing U jus lets me nose K?
Judson beligerently knawks Troll E Troll’s paw offa hiz shoulder and sez “hey Bub, I’ze trine to prevent a debreefin here, why duz you want debreefin flooid sprayed onn yerass? Do Nawt Make me angries, yew wooden lyke me Angry.” The Burd an I gits alawng fyne, heres yer chants to do the same! (Judson can act righteously indignant when rekwired)
Fank U fur awl Ur halps.
*hugs teh purdee burd, stumblols towardz teh sekyewritee debreefing boof *
after this picshur wuz taken, kitteh obtained posishun as trainee at d’Beaker Labs SubAtO’Mic PartyCal Division. Is now werking undeground in Swizerland….
rilly? at the Pretty durn big halo crasher? Kitteh sez “I may nawt be no fysicist. but I noes wut matters”
Misticul AND sine-tiffic! Oh mai!
Hmmmm, ai still don trust dat super collidin fingy. Wut ifn deres a super collision an dey BLO UP DE UNIBERSE!!!
Wut den, huh, huh? Wut den, ai ax yu?
Um… tehn we wud gno whu tu blaym an we cud su tehm fur ending teh whirrld?
um, nuffin? den Nuffin? An who cares? Wutta we needz a universe fer ennyweys? wuts it ebber dun fer yew?
Teh uniberse be a cumfee plais tu be whyle awn ICHC….
Nawt to wurry. Yew can relax. After all, the big hadron collider-thingy is being runned by highly trained sine-tists, like yers truly and Igor. Wut cud possibly wro gong?
nuffin can go wrong…go wrong…go wrong…go wrong…
cats don’t have hands
makes me think of donnie darko, actually.
This made me laugh and feel a bit nostalgic….as a little comic-book-readin’, superhero-obsessed kid, I had a pair of glow-in-the-dark plastic Slinkys that I used as “energy beams” when I played superhero.
its nor funny
Hello dear fellows. Oh my this is indeed a splendid picture but I am having a rather hard time understanding your hideous language! You barbarians should indeed obtain a well written dictionary from your local litterature store.
Lol daw kitty will stop teh fight between basment lolcat and cheiling lolcat :3
i think cat’s are so funny when you make then look so funny.
wow dats 1 magical cat
lulz! super magicz beamz of leezars +2 to teh rescoo! meh? :3
hi
dis is [myowsome :awsome ]
Can sumbudy teech me lolcats speak?
Donny Darko’s Cat?