invisible stool
i gotz sum extra wuns if u needz dem.
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oar lebitashun?
Canoe believe it?
Frum teh IKEA uv teh spotless mynd, ryte?
Visible fallin awn yer butt, coming up!
Yew can just see it coming, huh? Me, tew!
Congaratz on teh not sekund place!!
grabbity, ai defiez it!
{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}} Hai!!!!!! Ai miss you!
Ohai {{{linin}}} haow r u? studyin hard?
Fanks, I’m pretty gud. Aibeen studyin loooooots and ai have no work this weekend. Yay! So that meens cheezland all teh tyme! Fanks for aksin
LOL Iz what mai nawt-sekkund thot waz, almost: yur fizziks, ai defai tehm.
LOL, thats a good wun, you shud make that!!
Hang in dere, baybuh!
“Ai can has cheezburger now?”
Either that or she want gushifuds.
At owr haus tudai wuz bakun ina fry pan. Arly noze beddur dan jump awn kownter but….. (hee) smelz so gud.
Kitteh luks liek she fownd uh way to avoid getting liddur awn her paws.
Stool visible in uh minute ai finkso.
Eew!
It take da appeerance ub da bois to git the poop jokes started!!!
GMTA Elsa_Mama. Dats wut my GF jes said wen she read mai cawmint.
hmmm. why is it that my mind was alreddy thinking like NC66′s when all ai cud see wuz the “invisible stool” title, before ai even saw the picshur. Why is that? Ai wonders.
~putz anudder notch in Fleep’s man card~
Yew’ll bii elijublol fur dat flame thrower soon.
ok what duz it meen if I did teh same thing Fleep did??
Yew can haz honorary membership.
~hand leeza speshul edition salmon colored card~
Wii doan dew “pink”
I is a honorary man??
KEWL!!
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and I hasta say, nc66, I has been ROFLMAO at ur comments.. my sides r aking!! I luv a good bit o potty hoomer!!
Boiz will b boiz!!!
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Sumtiymez i wunderz wai wii lubz dem.
Coz yew git tew assign us the doodie ob cleanin’
awp teh specimen dat kitteh is about tew deliber?
Becuz dere’s boiz!
b-cuz wimmin lub fings dat maek dem looks good… adn whut wud maek u luk beddur den ur compashun 2 halp sum poor liddlol boi growin up adn ob cors… one ulwais looks good nekst 2 a nawt so good looking other…
aiz nawt sain bois nawt look good… ai meens… yngs.. hello? but… mostleh… wimmin look jes beddur ^^ (adn iffn we doan der’s loooooooads ob producs so we can chaeng dis)
here I wuz finkin dat dis kitteh only neede one more mouffull ub beans and she wooda been lifted allah way onto the counter.
BWAHAHAHAH
We’re eberywhere today.
QUICK! Pull my tail.
im so glad somwun beet me to taht joak
Mai shamelessness. Let meh show it tew yoo.
Noooooooooooo!!! Keep ur cloze on. Puh-leez!!!!
8)
LOLZ!
Hey, ai resemble dat remawk.
Yew been talkin’ tew mai GF MJ?
Shud wii call U SCATalogical humor??
Invisible stool?! THAT’S NOT THE LITTER BOX!!!
Wudn’t ya no?? Anuzzer guy.
GMTA. Nawt surprisin’ yew iz mai namesake.
Snappy lookin cap yer sportin there NC66. Is it a Tam?
Fanks judson. It didn’ stawt owt tew be wun.
Sumwun apparently nommed the pom.
Butt, aifink it ended up bein’ wu, sew dats wut ai’m goin’ wif.
When I saw the caption, I was like, uh, poop pic? DX
Nawt tew wurry SCAT CAT.
There’s TP (PT?) foar yor holio awn the next cownter.
Awr yew threatenin’ meh?
Bungholio!
Must…resist…urge…tew…quote…Beavis
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Mehbee sum cawfee will halp.
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CRAPPUCINO! dang
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I’d hate for my holio to get polio!
Do you have any oleo?
Would you like to see my portfolio?
Would you like… a spatula?
Is this Nicaragua?
I come from Lake Titicaca!
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rakakaka rakakatokotoko uuaaa!!!
Breaking the Law! (ub grabitty that is)
Phuny how bof main topics ob dis lol can be linked tew B&B.
Hey Stoopy goggie come ere! (heh heh) Bombs away!
Cheezus twice, get inna CAR!
Kitteh iz tryin to think outside tha box?
WIN
In the liddur bawks iz where ai duz mai best finkin’.
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sumbawdee stawp meh
Oh reelee, lets hab less scatologee an moar CATologee plzthx!
Awr yew threatenin’ meh?
Srysly tho. N-E-fing foar yew annipus.
I’m dun. Ai prawmiss.
Hear dat guys? No baiting meh.
U eber heered of teh game Cornhole? Dey playz it alot heer.
Ware I werked seberal yeers ago, wii had werk-piknik an had Cornhole turnament. Teh guy who wun, I called him Teh Grate Cornholio! So, wat did him walk arown sayin awl day? “I needs teh tp…..”
Silly Ralphy. I miss him.
~bites lip~
~luks sideways at annipus~
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Iz dat the game dat iz kinda like hoarshooz?
I nebber played horse-shoos, so I nawt shur.
U frow small skware been-bags at a target an try to get it in teh hole of teh bored. U get poynts ifn u land awn teh bored, moar teh closer u gets to teh hole. (Garsh, either dis is startin to sownd dirtee oar iz jes me bein…..well, me.)
**goes to sit in corner**
Ai’ll joyn u!
ANNI! U bein nawtee too?
Iz so hard to be gud sumtymes, izznt it?
Teh Ohai skool Ai wented 2 had a repyootayshun fur habbin teh gurls hoo cud alwaiz see teh durtee meenin…..
is sumtimes also good to be hard… just sayin
IIRC, yoo iz rite.
Horse-shooz iz like dat.
Yew frow…well…horseshoes at stakes in teh grownd
awn opposites sides of uh field.
And yew get points for being closest tew the stake
and wrapping a horseshoe arown the stake. (ringer)
There awr alsew rulez diffrunt peeps use foar cancelling
and touching (leaner) the stake.
see anni? nawt wun uncomfortable reference
**hazza prowd**
Well dun! Ai haz no objekshun 2 gud cleen smut, but ai aer nawt berry fond uv poop joeks.
“Gud cleen smut”? I finkso dats a consept I nawt kno abowt.
Now, teh reel dirtee stuffs, I iz teh egg-spert!
Red, rilly, is yew making dis a challenge? Duz yew know how hard I werk to keep muh commints in the PG 13 range? You do nawt nawt wanna unleash muh less refyned beest.
U? Unrefyned IRL?
**fans self, grasps pearls arown nek, thickens akksent**
Oh my! Me bein a Southern Lady an awl, I shorely do nawt kno WUT u iz tawlkin abowt!!! I iz nebber unrefyned, an nebber tells teh off-color joak, an an an…..
**pauses foar a moment, luuks owt at audyense an glares**
WAT U LAFFIN AT?!?!?
*Appleyez crinkley kream to red’s eyes.*
*skampers away wifaqwikness*
Hay! Dey iz crinkley enuf alreddy! Donut be makin dem werser!
Judson – U familyur wif teh song “Animals” by Nikklolbak?
Teh nawt-sekkund tyem I heered it an lissened to teh lyriks, I
baksyde awf, cuz dat sorta-kinda happened to me an teh tehn-boifren! My parents nawt inbolbed, but wii gotted “spotlited” wun nyte, whiel wii wuz “sumware” doin “sumfin”. 
OOps. I mented da “ANTI krinkly kream”.
An did yew say DONUTS!?!
*barrels in an runsebbrybody ober*
Anti-crinkley cream? Well, dat’s diffrint.
Plz to bring 5-gallon bukkit of teh stuffz.
Dere is awsum donut stoar in dis area, called “Doughdaddy’s”. Dey gots HYOOJ selekshun of donuts! Onlee playse I kin gets unfilled caramlol lawng johns. NOM!!!!
*PC backs semi trailer up to Doughdaddy’s.*
Booop, booop, booop.
*Delibbers 5 gallon bukkit ob ANTI-crinkley cream*
*Fills awl remainin space wif donuts*
Oh sure. Wuts gud foar the ganderz iz nawt sew
grate akshully foar the geese ai see.
*razzin frazzin dubblol standard*
WELKOME TO TEH WHIRLED OF A WOMAN!
Awr yew yelling at meh?
‘Tis truly teh same fem whirld ai libing in.
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And…lubing it!
I nawt meen to yell at u, sorry.
U wud fink dat, wif teh yeer bein 2009 an az “modern” az eberyfing iz, a purrson wud nawt run in2 teh dubblol standard ennymoar, but I has. Granted, iz nawt offen, but it still happenz.
Sum wimmens has maded lyf a PITA foar teh menz, tho. I has heered of guies who iz skeered to open a door foar a woman cuz dey has been YELLED foar doin so! Nawt me, I smilol an say “Fankyoo”, no madder wut teh age of teh gui is. I also say teh sayme fing to wimmens who do it an has dun it foar others.
It sownz lyk u gots grate GF, an u is prolly a grate BF. I kno u iz good fren.
U iz luckee to has eech uthur.
~googlols PITA~
~bites lip~
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Fanks red.
Ai know yew nawt really yellin’
Ai kid yew coz ai liek yew.
Jes sumfing ai picked up awn the playground.
*SCHMOO*
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P.S. Iz wurth ebery minute N-E-way tew
habs teh honor and teh pleasure ob libing
amung teh womenz.
**SWOONS from Schmoo**
U iz luckee u gots GF an iz libbin in CA, d00d.
U gots singlol brudder? **she asks wif a hoapful**
Yesh yesh. Doan ai know it!
I suffers frum the luck oberload!
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No brudders IRL, jes mai BRO’s awn ICHC.
U remynd me of sawng, “Wat a beyootiful mess” by Diamond Rio (I think).
Oh, I thot of u last nite: mahm had awn red plaid flannlol pj’s!
Sweet addiction…I has it.
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PFPJ’s?!? ~swoon~
gud clene smut *snurk*
a few drop in comments
1) what a floofy tayle!
2) kitteh matches the counter tops!
3) Mehbee kitteh’s lebitashun abilities hab sumfing tew dew wit the angel awn teh cabinet. I can has miracle?
Kittehs IZ angels! Floofy angels.
Ohai, frenz.
How iz eberywun 2day? Teh coldness is bak in KY. Pleh. Do NAWT want!
Oh, sorree to heer dat. Bunnle up warm an maybe put a liddl peprmynt schnapps in ur cocoa.
Teh wetness myt be bak tonite in CA – DO WANT!
Ohai, {{{{snippet}}}}} we stil nedez da rane. Da flowrz wantz tu blume.
Ohai, rhsb. Haow are you? Hav yew met me befoar? Well, obveesly I’m linin. If yew hav met me, then ai just has bad memoree! Teh coldness is heer too! Ai do nawt want either!! Plus ai has tew doggeh sitting tewday too.
Ohai, linin!
I has seen u postin, but donut kno if wii has formalee meeted yet oar nawt.
I’m “rhsb” or “Red”, I ansur to eethur. Welkum to Cheezland!
**extends floofy paw in frenship**
Ohia, rhsb (what *does* that stand for? Red headed southern belle?). It’s cold here in Meecheegan, too, butt (hee hee) the SUN!! is out todai. This makes awl teh diffurenz in teh wurld. Huzbin and ai even went for a ried in teh car. I wanted to put teh top down, but eben tho iz sunny iz only 30 degreez F. A littlol too cold, I reckon.
Ohai, Q!
Ur gess is close an cud werk, but teh orijinal iz “Red-heded step-bastidj”.
Wen I wuz in ohai skool, I spended ALOT of tyem at my bff’s howse. Hur parents wuz grate an dey cawled me dere “Red-heded step child” cuz dey sed dey ‘dopted me.
Fast-foarwerd to several yeers laytur: Dere wuz joke in teh famlee dat teh mahm an dad nawt marryed legal-lyk (cuz hur maiden name nawt spelled rite awn marridj lisense oar sumfin lyk dat). Teh dotters wuz sayin “Wii iz bastidjes”! Yes, dat wuz teh egg-zack werd dey yoosed. I den sed, “I must be teh red-heded step-bastidj”. An teh nayme stuk.
oooh but I liek red hedded southern bell too for u!
Dat luks lyk mai Mainly Coon! Onlee he cant do dis ennymor, hez twelb an REELY arthritik. We hav bilt or stakt liddl starestepz bai all hiz favrit furnichur so he can get up on em in a digneefyd mannur.
Dats a bery good eye deea. Ai has a kitteh (who happens to be mainly coon as well) and she has trubbles gettin on stuff sometymes. Sept she is 22!!!! Bery old indeed.
U has Mainely Coon? DO WANT! Plz to gib him snorgles foar me, k?
Before my Josie crossed the bridj, wii set hur up a step system so hur could get in teh bed wifout halp. Also, dere wuz tymes hur wud has trubblol gettin onna cowch an aftur hur tryed wunse, wii wud halp hur. Hur gotted yoosed to us halpin hur, an aftur hur tryed, hur wud luuk at us, waytin to be pikked up!
Ai snorgld Ernie for u n he mayd a big PURRRRRR.
Den he went bak to sleep.
He snorz, too.
Dis looks likes mai Hazel floofybutt too
Cept she has white mittens…an prolly weighs moar
she did tihs eggzakt leep today, tryin to steel sum forbidden noms.
did she yuse a trampLOLeen?
if she yoosed a trampLoLeen, den she wudda hit teh floor *Thud*..
seh musta had a rokkit up her btm to get as high as seh did
ten was mad scrabblol at teh side to stop fawlin.
Wuz teh funneh
Besydes, teh tramploleen belongs in teh bedroom, nawt teh kitchin!
hey!You been lookin ?
Nope. Iz jes dat EBERBODEE knowz dats ware teh tramploleen belongs!
Tehn she needs teh big rownd peepul catchy fingy, fur teh sawft landin!
she fell in teh cleen lawndree baskitt wiv teh floofy towils in.
Sat there an nonchalentlee likliklik paws,as if seh ment to do taht.
Heehee
Well, ifn u wud nawt try to STARVE TEH POOR BEBBEH TO DETH, mebbe hur wud nawt try to steel fuds.
Dats whut seh be tellin EBREEWUN!! O.O
Honnistlee, if peeps lissuned to the wails an moanin cus she is “starbed I am”
“Eebil mah Mum is” ..”Nebber feeds me she don’t”.. point at mouf she does. Rolls around onna floor….
Teh Performance is award worthy
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On a gud note, she has losed sum wate an her skin is MUTSH bedder
No Kibble ,Hazel. Sowwee. It’s fer your own gud. *sigh*
Poor Hazel. Sud I call teh animlol crueltee cops awn u, TM? Abyoosin an neglecktin dat poor beyootiful ball of floof….
Yah, rite. I kno beddur. Dem kittehs has got it DARN GUD but will nebber admit to it. Iz part of teh kitteh code, I finkso.
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dats sum Kisses for yoo frum Hazel
She juss sayin taht “at leest SUMWUN bleebs me ,Mum. rhsb noes it troo
that yoo starb me….”
Hazel, mai sweet floofybutt lubblee Kitteh, if yoo was starbed, then I be
a Munkeez unkle. *Pokes tung owt* ….skritch skritch schmoo♥♥♥♥♥
Fanks foar teh schmoos, Hazel! I be sendin sum bak to yoo an Fern!
Yah, I bet Hazel an Fern iz abyoosed abowt az mutch az Josie wuz.
Iz ennyfing tu help arfritik kitteh nawt hurtz? Mai calikoz are 12 tu nd seme tu be hurting sum. du nawt want tu goze tu v e t unles can rele helping.
I has seen “joint health” supplements u kin buy foar kittehs an goggies at pet stoars, but I nawt kno if dey halp oar nawt.
I kno dat Glucosamine/Chondroitin halps hyoomans wif arthritis, so mebbe dere is kitteh vershun?
U has calikoes??? I has such weekness foar calikoes….
‘k, dis is gonna be HYBRID post, cuz it wont help u any if ai try to type medissin nayms in LOLspeak.
We started owr arthritik Mainly Coon (akshully heez Fully Mainly Coon) on Cosequin – itz glucosamine, chondroitin and MSM in chikkin flavr sprinkly capsools. Sorta werked. But vet sez wut teh body uses to fix teh joynts iz a mollycyool MADE uv dose, so body has to assemblol dem first.
Just added Adequan – itz been used for horsiz n goggies, resintly approovd for kittehs. Itz closer tu teh final form of teh mollycyool teh body usiz to fix teh joynts. And itz working, aifinkso! Too dayz after first wun, he jumpded on teh couch by himselfs!
Now teh bad newz. Can u give a shot? Itz an injekshun. Ai noo how alreddy – owr tabby (now at teh bridj) wuz diabetic an I gave him insulin for yeerz. Dis goez in same way – u pinch up a liddl loose nek scruff n just poke it in dere. Vet sez twice a weke for a munf, den we’ll start scaling back n see wut’s wut.
Ask yer vet. You kn du dis!
Gibbin shots iz no beeg deel. Iz berry eezy to lern how to do! Josie wuz dyabetik, an I gibbed her shots 2x a day foar >6 yeers.
Teh V E T taughted me to gib hur teh shot whiel hur wuz eetin. Sinse hur fayse wuz in teh fud dish, nuffin eles matturd to hur!
Mai Mainly Coon Marco wuld akshully jump awn the cownter (affur yeerz ob negative reinforcement) to get hiz D shot coz he new he wuld be fed affurwards.
Frenz, I heered a storee 2day dat gave me sum hoap foar hoomanitee.
lolspeek off:
Last year, an employer gave everyone $.50/hr raises. This year, due to economic problems, they realized that they were going to have to take the raises back.
When some of the higher-paid “Senior” members heard about this, they went to the powers-that-be and said, “Take my raise back and then some. That way, some of the lower-paid people won’t have to lose their raise.”
/lolspeek on:
Izznt dat FULLA AWSUM AN WIN?!?!?!
Hmf. Wish dat was hao my hubbins’ cumpanee wurkd. NObody getz raiziz dis yeer, but teh CEO mayd shur evrybuddy noo he wuz NOT going to tayk ANY bonus dis yeer.
OOH, wut a sakrifyce! Hope hee can stil afford grossreez on his TWELB MILLYUN a YEER sallry.
Grrrrr…
Yah, unfortunatlee, teh storee I tolded iz yooshulee teh EGG-SEPSHUN an nawt teh rool.
So far, I iz wun of teh luckee wuns, cuz I still has job, an bein gub-mint employee, has lowur risk of bein layed-awf. Howebber, teh inshurins rates wented up, an I onlee gotted 1% rayse foar dis yeer. Between teh two, I am bringin hoam LESS munnies!
Owr agencee is relee habbin to BEG foar supplies! Owr boss asked foar sum skotch tayp, an wuz gibbed TWO rolls! Dere is 8 of us in teh offis an, wif a beeg mayl-owt comin, I will go thro two rolls in a liddlol ober a week… Wii nawt has enuf paypur rite now to print teh ledders, an iz alreddy resortin to buyin owr own pens, highlighters, post-its, etc jes to keep from havvin to beg for stuffs an get it CC-knows-when.
Funny, but I’m afraid it’s just not TOO funny.
Wich stool iz it? Iz kind u sitz on or kind that comz out?
LAWLWHUT?! I have that same granite counter-top and cabinet arrangement.