hamstur made look fun but it not.
mebbeh u needz 2 start runnin.
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congra tulashuns Rattipuss!! wat u want 4 drinkees?
Ooooh, dis mah ownlee sekkund nawt sekkund!
Ummmm . . . ah finks da pina clawlotta wud b berry nihs, fank you.
Ohhhh! NOM NOM NOM!
yay, iz very special, da second nawt second!!! *makin pina clawlotta 4 rattipuss* also maed shimpees 4 appeetizrs..
Shrimpees?
Oh, lukks ober dere! Dere’s sum gushifuds?
(noms shrimpees)
Wut?
(lukks innersents)
Species Identity fail!
Pretty ORng kitteh shud get diffrunt color uv ball, Ai finks.
Oh, The Stabbing Pen…..
I am staring with fascination at your site….
I have bookmarked it…
Dude, I fear wii wur sepawrated at birf.
Um…nevermind.
Fascinating none the less.
LOL!
oooo – ai iz layte, iz deere ne pina clawlotta left??? ai wud liek sum pweez, if dere iz…
Heer. Is plenny fer ebberbuddy.
fank yew!! ai lubs pina clawlottas, nawt had wun in fureber! *slurp, slurp, slurp – bbbuuurrrppp* *luuks arownd*
sawry guies – ai nawt meen tew be such a disgrayce..
In sum kultchurs, datz a compliment, UK! Donut worree — u iz among frendz!
no worreez.. n ai maek fyre so dat we can sleeps as well. bery gud pina clawlottas.. nommy shrimpees n gud frendz..
Ur abatar is Rexii kitteh, javogabo?
Skuse me, Rattipuss…
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Mayday! Mayday! Lebel Elebenty Splort Warning!
Floofeh Orinj Bebbeh-kitteh Being Cyoot!!!
Plz tu ware purrtekshuns!!!!!
CCC opurrators, tu stayshuns, plzkthx!
Aux… ax… support peeps, get teh ekstra supplais, plzkthx!!!
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*drops tu nees, hed in arms, repeeting, “Must nawt splort, must nawt splort” ober an ober*
No, mus nawt splort. Do nawt lukks at da bebbeh or at hims lilleh floofy bodee or ‘magine hims lilleh pinkie toe pads.
kthxbai
*imajins teh pinkee toe pads*
Oh cwap.
SSPPLLOORRTT
Blarg, ai r ded frum teh cyoot… but smiling!!!
*skoopee skoopee skoopee up p-k’s bwaynes*
*patpatpatpatpat inna hed*
*rapraprap wif teh duckytayp*
*kleen up teh extree*
*tux floofie blankee rown NS*
*get extree hawt choklit wif extree marshmellohs*
*taykes off blankee*
*wraps blankee arownd PK*
…
Silleh cut & payste!
*giglol* Fanks, NS! We can share?
Shur!
*tuks part uv blankkit arown NS*
*hedbonks jentlee*
*settlols into blankee*
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Whew! Fankies, wulfie.
Ai losted teh battlol, but yu savdid me! {{{{{daedraug}}}}} *sip sip teh hawt chokklit*
Ai ar a liddol cunsernid bowt ‘kleens up teh extree’ – wuz der … ummm … ‘leftobers’, sew tu spiik, dat yu dint puts bak inna hed?? Duz dis meen parts ob owr blubbid P-K bees lostid???? Onoes!!!!!!elebentee!!!!
Whut is dis “extree” uv which U speakz? Extree brain cellolols? R U shsur??
Duz Pkitteh mynd?
Wel, butt (onose, ai sed “butt” aginn!) taht kulur lukz fabuluss onyu!
ai tew fatz too fitz
Ur nawt fat, kitteh — u iz byootimuslee floofee!
reel bawl uv fun tehre…
Dere is no corms in heer!
just not ur size kitteh
Ur nawt too big, kitteh. Teh ball iz too small.
….
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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*splort*
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Teh bebbeh orinj wuns gets me ebree tiem.
Orinj wuns is poysen. O.o
No no no no no. Nuffin dat kyoot kin be teh poyzin. Onlee teh orinj mausies iz teh poyzin!!!
Oaky, fanks for clareyfi– clarfurcatio– makin dat cleer.
If teh orinj kittehs wuz teh poyzin, ai wudda died a lawng tiem ago. Teh kitteh in dis pikshur luuks bery bery muchlee liek mah Skimble. Teh fur iz purrzaktlee teh saem kulur! Only mah Skimble izzint a bebbeh ennymoar — himz gonna be 8 yeers owld in April.
Aifinkso tihs must be berry muchlee what mai Angel-girl luked lyk when her waz a bebbeh… ai nebber will gno, ’cause her waz yung adult when her finded me. *cuddles an Angel-floofeh-lioness-kitteh*
Oooh – ai just seed ur kittehs on ur blog. Dey iz teh byootimus!!! Plz to giv dem snorgles fur Auntie Nightshayde!
Ai will du so, wifahappeh!
Yu be snorgling yurs fur Auntie Prysma, otay? Tehy luk soooo snorglee!
Will du! A fyoo uv dem eben lieks hazzin their bellehs rubbed & kissed. Ai kin only rub Skimble’s belleh wen himz standin up, tho. Uvverwize ai getz bunneh-kikked to ribbunz.
Bunneh-kikked to ribbunz…..snerk!
Oh {{catsablanca}} u be all dressed up 4 St. Paddy’s Day
like so many cheezepeeps. We’re all gettin festibe.
mah Injeh kitteh is orinj, herz berre cute
herz has white pawzes 2
Ah has free bebbehs: wun wil b tin in Augus, wun wil b nien in Jun, and wun wil b six in Aprill. Hers da bebbeh.
Doesn’ has enny ornjty wuns, but wud lub wun if hasd it.
Awl bootiful! Orinj, gray, tabbeh, BC, CC, tuxee, meezers, an teh elebenty-gazillyun uvver wunnermus colurs kittehs coming in.
*nod nod*
We wented to teh Zoo las weekend — saw teh lions & tigers (and a bear – oh my) & a leopard. Big cats fascinate meh. Dey iz SOOO byootimus! Wen we wuz luuking at teh lions, teh male wuz lying down & teh lioness wuz prowling. Den she wented ober to him, gaev him nuzzlols & hedbonks, an den he likked hur hed. Ai awlmoast splorted rite there in teh Zoo. Dat wud haz bin embarrassing!
Ai lubs teh big kittehs tu… it mazes me endisslee hao berry lyk owr lil kittehs tehy be. Saem body langwij an ebreefing. Tehy awl so byootimus an powurful an graesful, so berry purrfekt fur being them…
*blushes an duks hed, embarised*
demz sleeps a lot too, jus like our kittehs
our kitteh is really miniature tigers and lions
so purty and strong!
‘God made the cat so that man might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.’ – Ferdinand Mery. (Dis kwoat awlso atree…atturb…sed tu bees sed bai Rudyard Kipling, foar huum ai is beri sawree hims pearental yoonits naimd him dat … ai meens srsly — Rudyard!!??? Hims jus a babeh — hao kud yu haets hims dat mush awlreddee???) Mai furbabehs rimyunds mii ob der ‘tygurrnis’ awl teh tiem, eech foar difrint reesins – Lucy an Brynna wen ai wants tu trim der pointee ends, Percy wen ai trys tu gib hims medisin, Panda wen ai aksidentlee steps awn Brynna an she shreeks (dats hims nu wummin, an ai owlee kum sekkund nao, an he kums an smaks mii – twis!) an Delia wen ai du enneefing dat afrunts hers dignitee, wich chanjis wif teh wevvur, parintlee.
*gigglol*
It awlwaiz amayzes meh hao much eech purrrrsunalitee is diffrint.
Ai shud say dat, Delia bees awlmoas 16, wii finks, sew iz intitilld tu bees grumpee az she wants. Awl mai kittehs birfdaes bees July 1st (Canadia Dae) kus dey wuz awl straes an wii ownlee gessin der aegis. Dis yeer, Wii saein dat Delia bees 16, Lucy an Percy bees 10, Panda bees 6, an Brynna bees 2.
*nodnodnodnod*
Ebree wun be so utterlee yooneek!
An such wunnermus tresure eech wun being.
An we can luv tehm, an tehy can luv us, an iz a fing speshul beyond wurds tu haz taht bond an tu be abul tu speeriens taht yooneekniss, in purrfekt luv an purrfekt trust.
Iz kwite teh howsehold! Ai onlee can luk aftur free propurrlee ryte nao, an teh yunger tu be reskyood strays an nawt berry frenlee tu uvver kittehs sept eech uvver an Loki. *sigh* Sumday ai be crazy cat lady an hav howse wif more!
Loki be 13, an Trick-or-Treat an Angel, teh strays, came sepratelee but bof be about 5 oar so.
Ai gunna bees crazee cat laydee tuuuu!!!!!! Kors, moas ob mai frens sae ai der nao ….
Aifinkso iz teh lyf ambishun uv menny cheezpeeps. *giglol*
{{{{{nicewitch}}}}} Ai duz nawt seeing yu oftin enuff.
(altho aifinkso a lawt uv taht be awn mai end.)
omcc… I luk at my 3 and feel liek I has one too many!!
altho I wud never give any of them up.. I finkso 2 is teh perfect number.
(take that wif a grane of salts… as I is still cleening up kitteh pee…)
O, hao ai wisht salt wurkd wif kitteh pee!! Tho, yooslee, ai fynd dat vinnigur halps a liddol bitt, butt (heehee) teh enzyem stuf wurks bestist. An dees babehs gibs mii pees tu sperimint awn a liddol tu offin (yooslee mai punnishmint foar bein slow wif teh liddurboks kleenin – duuh!)
Ai wish ai kud spen moar tiem heer in Cheezland, stoopee RL keeps geddin inna wae. Ai reelee lubd teh Twistur gaem tudae — dat wuz hillary…hularee…teh funnest ting yet!!
Wel, ai godda go an fiids teh kittehs der bedtiems noms (Panda sed sew, an he bees teh Alpha mael). Nietee-niet, ebreewun – ai cees yu tumoarow sumtiem!
Ai haz an oranj floofy boi hoo haz a ruff laik a tigrrr. Wehn hiz tayle gits bushee, sew duz teh ruff. Wehn Ai goez 2 Busch Gardenz, ai tellz mai famblee nd/oar frenz 2 goe haz fun, Ai will b bai teh taigrrrz. Oranj taigrrrz r teh moast magnifisent creeturs alaib, aifinkso. If u has neber seen a Liger, taek a luk at tihs:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=liger Tehy r HYOOJ!!!
An U ‘membered teh 1st rule ob snowball fites, or U wud nawt be writin to us.
Anna nornj fishees, aifinkso.
Yu noes, ai bin tryd FREE TIEMS tu taek awf mai KrissMous hatt an reef, an nuffin wurks. Ai musta pudit awn wif teh krazee gloo oar sumfin. Sheeesh! We den, lemmee bees teh BERI NAWT-SEKKUND tu wishis ebreewun Merree KrisMous an Happee Ebreefing inna 2009. So der, stoopee WP.
{nicewitch} – just leabe it on 4 St. Paddy’s Day. It be green and right
in da spirit of da “season”.
onoe.qwik get the CCC!
*skoopee skoopee skoopee up NS’s bwaynes*
*patpatpatpatpat inna hed*
*rapraprap wif teh duckytayp*
*kleen up teh extree*
*tux floofie blankee rown NS*
*get extree hawt choklit wif extree marshmellohs*
whew, hoep ai wuz in tyme!
Fanks, jk2k — ai iz feelin muchlee beddur nao.
If u lissen carefully, u can heer teh hamster gigglol.
Duz u haz tu holding deh ball tu ur eer?
Yes. U can also hear all teh lemmings as they jump into teh ocean.
ohai y’all!
hay, does anyone hear screeming in teh distanse?
*lissens*
*heerz teeny tiny cries uv “wheeeeeeee!!!!!”*
*perks up eers*
*iz preddy shur she hurd wun teeny voyce screem, “cowabunga!”*
Wow. Mebbe nawt recobered frum splort yet.
*wispurrs to PK*
Ai iz prittee shur ai heered wun sez “Oh carp – ai kint swim!!!”
So mebbe ai waz nawt loosinating teh wun yelling “Bonsai!” eever?
*sigh* Mus habbeen teh gardner lemming tu teh beri lasst.
So a carp came swimming up tu deh pore lemming and helpifyed himl. Deh lemming sat ond deh carpz bak. And deh liddlol carp carryinged deh lemming tu shore.
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Deh lemming steppinged ontu deh shore. He turned tu deh carp and sayinged, “Fankeez, carp.”
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Deh carp tipped himz hat tu deh lemming and sed,”ur welkum, I’m shur.”
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Adn deh lemming livinged happily eber after.
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Deh End.
Ooooh — ai duz so liek teh happitayl endingz!
Happee N Dings. Waht dreems ar maed ov. . .
*lissenz*
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*Heerz liddlol voice yelling:
GEEERONIMOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!
*hopez dere wuz lemming liefgardz on dootee*
U noes, a lifegard is like a firemans in a speedo.
*swoons*
Ai noes. Ai yoosta be wun.
*ponderz Hello Kitteh in a speedo.
*fayntz*
U must beez a beree strong swimmer
Yup yup. Eeben moreso bak den. Ai still swims laps fur werkowts … tho ai hazzint dun it in a kuppul week weeek weeeeeks. *sigh*
ohai ns… I usta be a leifgard too!
I wud liek to swim laps again, ware do u get ur soots?
Do u gets tehm online?
I usually wait until there’s a swimsuit sale at either Big5 or SportChalet & then I stock up. Either that, or I go by the pool when there’s a big meet & buy from the vendors there. Usually stores, though.
** haz a pondur **
Seeeewwww ….. duz dis meen yu laydees boaf luk liek fyermens???
**nawt shur ai wants tu kawntinoo dis pondur**
GEEERONIMOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo???? Deys jumpin in awn kowsis nao?? Ai’m priddee shur teh kowsis doan liek teh swimmin ….
*raps ekstra dukky taype arown CHRG*
*puts awn rap-arown peril-senstiv gogguls*
Nawt splot nawt splort nawt splort…
yew kin hanger in dere! iz hawrd tho, diz wun is cyuuut….
uh-oh…
*Flyz in and rappz PK adn jk2k wif eggstrey dukkee taype.
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dere ya go, no splortz now.
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ooooopz i thinnk i dukkee taypingined u tugezzer…..
ohai pk, fancee meeting u heer diz cloase! an awl taypeed tewgeddur tew!
Tihs can nawt be gud… *poynts tu top uv fread*
Ohwait, ai nawt can poynt, ai ded frum teh cyoot.
Yay, ai r nawt ded frum teh cyoot ennymoar!
Nao, what tu du abowt all dis dukkytaype ebreewhair… *pondurs*
SSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT
uh-ohe..
*runs oevr wif CCC*
*skoopee skoopee skoopee up agar’s bwaynes*
*patpatpatpatpat inna hed*
*rapraprap wif teh duckytayp*
*kleen up teh extree*
*tux floofie blankee rown agar*
*get moar hawt choklit wif moar marshmellohs*
*fawls ovr pooperd*
Y did yew run obur agarwaendaedraug wif teh CCC? O da huge manatee! Sumwun cawl teh fyremins!
Ai need three CCC crews over heer! An sumbudy hook up teh high pressure hose! Dis is quite teh mess!
Nnnnooooooooeeeeessssss! Nawt tu washis awae teh ‘kleen up teh extrees’!!!!!! Dees miet bees beriberi portint parts ob owr frens!!!
**skoops up awl teh extrees she kan fynd**
**ownlee haz wun bukkit, sew dey gets awl putt inn tugevver**
Uh-ohs — ai miet nawt bees abil tu sepraet dees propurrlee tu teh rietful ownurs.
Wandas ober and hooks ub teh Ohai pressure hoze…
weights till awl the brains has been scoopied up and packed back in Proper braniums tehn woshes down teh palce
wad a mess!
“ohai pressure hose”
LOL!
*looks wonderingly around* Why did everything turn pink? =/
FTW zaffy!
Kitteh iz seein teh whirld thru rose-kulured plastix.
U had a hamster but I eated him
Plz to nawt eet teh rodintz. Duz we hasta haz anuvver concert?
but they is natural food fur kittehz
and demz is good source of lean proteinz
and dey is nootrishus and delishus
-orinj kitteh
Dey iz natural kitteh fuds owtside uv ICHC. Insied, rodintz iz frendz – nawt fuds!
oh ns how iz Uz now?
Beddur, fankies!
{{{{ns}}}}
U has mush more pashunz dan I does.
An she had teh nerv to tell meh ai had NERVE!!!
Sheesh.
*starts to get fluffee agin, but taeks a deep breff & calms down*
LOL!
She’s just an enfant, n’est pas?
Oui. Sheesh – but oui.
nawt tu worriz da hormonez will change an shii wantz tu bii yur bff tomarrow..waz just deelin wif boi hormonez..uuugh
*pulls bak owt teh paypurwurk fur mayking NS teh patron saynt uv payshunce an resooms filling it owt*
Wow, tehre be a lawt uv info tehy want!!
oooh, just reference last LOL and sine it..here i will sine it tu
sorri, i haz had awl da hormonal teenagerz i can takez tunite.
oh don’t take that az i waz speeking tu yuz..just referin tu da last threadz hormonal outburst
{{{{{3km}}}}}
thnx PK obviously mine hooman boi iz feeling better. how iz yur hand?
Wunnerfully bedderer!
*luks puzzloled* If ai cud just figgur owt if teh lump unner teh wurstest hole be absess oar damij tu tennon oar sumfing.
But uvverwise, awl bedderer!!!
Just in tiem tu spend teh last tu days uv mai reeding week scrambling fru hoamwurk an londrees an fings.
Ai haz a big happeh teh hyoomin boi be bedderer enuff tu be annoying.
prysma that happend to a friend of mine. I think she had teh lump for kwite a long time. From a bite, not a scratch.. but I dont finkso it was an abcess, but maybe just somethin that took a long teim to heal.
Hm. Taht being useful tu gno, Leeza, fank yu.
ifinkso as long as it’s not sore, or hurting, and not having any redness or discharge, shud be ok, I hopes!
Ai gunna keep an eye awn it, an mebbe drop bak bai campus helf tu get it luked at just in case. But (heehee) iz nawt berry sore, an nawt red oar scaree oar ennyfing.
Hm. Prolly ai shud go tu bed. CC furbid ai be nawt awayk tu du londrees tumorro. An hoamwurks.
{{{{{leeza}}}}}
{{{{{ebreewun else still heer!}}}}}
{{{{{ebreewun nawt heer but whu reeds laytur}}}}}
*wandurs awf tu negoshiate wif kittehs fur spayce awn teh bed*
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Ai lubs it heer!
I can give hur a referense if anny is needed!
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Leeza: NS DUZ DESERVE SAINTHUD. YES YES YES SHE DUZ.
DON’T U AGREE? WHY ISN’T U ANSWERING, HUH? HUH??
LOL
Iz jai-ant hard candee wif soft, skwishy, yummee centur.
Nawt to eet da ornjty bebbeh! O.o
Okay, but is yummy.
too infineteh, AN BEEYOND
You are a TOY, Dengarde. A TOY.
*luks at watch*
well I gotta go eet dinner.
That meens DK will show up in 3, 2, 1….
*snerk*
Ai awlwaiz noe wen Jamamamamamakitty will show up cuz itz wen itz tiem fur meh to going hoam. Sumtiemz she shows up earlee tho.
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Hab a niec dinnur, Leeza!
Hay, where’s tath Leeza???
*gigglol*
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An where’s dat Jamamamamamakitty?!
Ai wuz SHUR Jamamamama wud be heer by nao. Hmmm.
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Well — itz tiem fur meh to going hoam. Ebbreewun haz a gud nite an a grate weekend (in case ai duzzint tuch a computer ober teh weekend).
ah NOO it!!!
‘Hab spacesuit will trabel’ Otay, helmut is a gud start.
long live the memory or R.A.H.
it wuz the furst SF book I ever red (fifth grade), ‘Wrinklol in Time’ wuz de sekund, there has been a few hundred sints an I doan remember the order.
ooooh Wrinklol in Time was my firstest SciFi too!
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how prophetic.
*hevy breething**hevy breething*…Luke…I iz ur fazzer…
o this cud be teh low budget ICHC vershun…
Star Warts!
(we can has Jabba teh Toad)
*snerk*
Jabba teh Troll?
can u get warts from teh trolls?
that wud werk!
*sniffles, tearz running down warty green face* Oh pleez Leeza, I nawt tryin to be uglee!
oh not U caretroll!!!
we know u is speshul.
snserk!!
OMCC. I ackshulee LYK a pair of boots dat ModCloth is adbertisin!
**falls outta chayre from shock…..an margajareeta mix**
…nawt necessarilee in dat ordur.
Troo….
**luuks at self awn floor**
Nawt a gud nite to has wored a skirt….
here get up
*offer rhsb her hand*
how is uz? feeling bettah than U did on deh earlier fred?
Ohai, 2_k.
Fanks foar halpin me up.
I’m feline a liddlol beddur, but dat’s mostlee due to Senor Cuervo.
If Uz wants 2 tell me bout it U canz
U can sends me emeow
Thanks for the offer. I appreciate it.
I means it
I has to go to bed nowz
Bai Bai
nite two_kittehs!
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red didja get to lissen to taht song?
Yabbut, my speakers aren’t so grate, so I’ll lissen to it agin, an also mebbe reed teh lyriks.
Thanks for thinkin of me.
Do u have anything fun planned for teh weekend?
I do… painting teh back porch floor.
I’ve been invited to go to brekkie wif my aunt an mahm, but donut kno if I’m willin to get up DAT erlee awn a Caturday.
My sleeps has been messded up too. I ether sleep 4 howers oar 14 howers! Nuffin in between. Iz nawt gud kwalitee sleeps, ethur. I’m hopin dat Sr. Cuervo will halp wif dat tonite.
**whispurrs I also bought pre-mixed Mudslides tonite. Dey iz inna fridj.**
its hard when ur sleep gets mest up, can be a vishus cycle!
duz u get any exercises?
even a walk will halp, ifinkso..
oh and btw, I just found teh acoostic vershun of that song, and I lieks that too!
I heard “I’m Yours” by Jason Mraz foar teh nawt-sekkund tyem today. I ackshulee LYK it.
Nao, ifn I cud onlee find sumwun who wud say dat to me….
*wipes nose on warty green paw* *sniffles again* Ai’m urz, Red!
Aw, fanks, Caretroll.
Has u an EM fownded enny potenshul sootors foar me yet?
I liek that song too red!
Ware do you hear of teh noo musicks? On teh radio??
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Ifinkso I is gonna turn in.
*yawn*
I has a tired.
Nite..
Noooooo! Ai’s heer naow!
I’m a kronik channlol surfer in teh car, so most times, I catch stuff whiel surfin.
‘Nite.
Smellz gud tho…
Kitteh checks out da new viewing port uv da next model uv kitteh submarine.
erm…uh…
…how u works tihs crazee thing…?
berri, berri karfulli
Luuk maahm! Aiz a spaicemanz! Luukluukluukluuk maaaaahhhhmmmm! R u luukin? Luuk luuk luuk!
yuz nawt spaicemanz yuz da little red riding kitteh
*powts* ai cahn bee a spaicemahn iffen ai wanna. Maaaaahmmmm! 3kittymomma won let meh bee a spaicemahn! *powts summore*
Heer yu goe BF: An Acme Rocket Ship ov yur berry own!!! Jus bee kareful, somthymes dey blo up go BOOM!… soe yu bettur take dis Acme ejectin seet an a parachamute, jus in case… Enjoi!!!
ohai AfriCat i nebber getz tu tawlz tu yu..i usualli nawt up at dis time. how are yuz?
O boi! *sitz awn teh ejectin seet, pushez buddon* SPROING!!!!! Wheeeeeeeeee!
Wuz ejecshun seet purchased by W.E. Coyote? DO NAWT WANT!
*gigglez* yuz gotz da red no spaciemanz weerz da red hoodz..
ooopz dat nawt typi rite..mainly coon layin awn da arm..
Grownd cawntrol tew major tomcat!
Take yor protein pills adn put yor helmut awn.
grab a drink, and may gawd bii wif yuz
Ohai 3KM!!! Ai is at hoam, (wurkday fur mee) wiv a pleh back. Wul hav tu vizit DrTinyCat fur injecshion oar sunfin laddur.
awwww {{{{AfriCat}}}} sew sorree u haz teh pleh, teh muskle relaxiners dint hep? Ai hoap Dr. Tinycat cahn hep maik u feel awl bedder.
Fankees, ai hoap so tuu. Doan furgetz yur nu rawketship upfred!!!
ooh datz da bummer i nowz about da pleh backz..i had a DrNastiCat dat wanted tu injek mii wif da kortizone ebben do i had bad reaktshon befor.
Spinal Stenosis. DO NAWT WANT!
oooh kum awn join da parti
Ai hab tew admit, teh kortizone iz teh WIN,
but Dr. Tinycat ownlee let meh hab free doses
‘fore hii cut meh awf.
*razzin frazzin degree holdin’ sumanaw…*
There’s drinksees? Sweet!
~Luks arownd~
~googlols drinks named Ignition~
Tawp ‘o teh mornin tu ye, NC66! Naice hat!
G’day AfriCat.
Fanky!
Jes gettin’ ready for St. Patty’s day.
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Yews gittin’ injection?!?
Dat can’t bii N-E-wherez az gud az an Ignition.
~NC continues to googlol drink recipes~
nity nite cheezpeepz haz tu goo now..hab a wundermus nite
‘Nite 3K. Sweet dreams.
Gud nite, sleepz tite.
Orb of silence nawt sew gud akshulee.
Can still teh hear chief chew owt 86
for finking dat pink iz the new orange.
~99 tries awn pink miniskirt tew make sure~
Max iz nawt amuzed.
Frows rawk intu teh creek wut flows frew teh meadow.
*KER-SPLASH*
No wun notices sew early in teh morning.
~NC walks slowly down teh path thru the morning fog~
~wut hangs heavy at the base ob the hills.~
~Iz deafly quiet in the meadow az dawn peeks ober teh horizon.~
~It illuminates the fog with an efermeral glow.~
I wunder wear dey awl go tew snorgle tugeffer.
~NC notices snack wrappers left awn the path by the nite watchman and~
~smilols at teh fot ob teh dearly missed kittehs~
~hoo hab sumwun to luk affur dem.~
~NC frownz at the realizayshun dat he missed tawkin to Eric,~
~but then smilols agin cuz kittehs awr well protekted.~
The stories he must hab ob kittehs frolickin’ *sigh*
~NC pats hiz thighs and clicks hiz tongue~
~tryin’ tew attrak teh attenshun ob Marco and Noey.~
*Here Kitteh Kitteh* … No sign ob dem.
~NC pulls owt uh liddlol packet ob crunchy fuds.~
*shake shake russle russle russle*
~In an instant, Marco and Noey appear.~
*MEW MEW MEW*
~NC reaches down and pats teh pair awn their hedz.~
~Noey turns tail and Marco flawps awn himz bak.~
*SCRITCHY SCRITCHY & RUB RUB RUBBY~
~NC ticklols Noey’s back where it meets her butt wit wun hand~
~and enjoys Marco’s warm pink belleh floof wit teh udder.~
~Affur uh while NC plops down awn teh bench next tew the path,~
~leans bak, and stretches owt hiz legs.~
~Noey and Marco hop awn NC’s chest and take their positions,~
~wun awn each side ob hiz heart.~
*WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER*
~NC strokes bof kittehs tew the rythm of the~
*BUH-BEAT BUH-BEAT BUH_BEAT*
~and tellz dem about eberyfing dats bin happening IRL.~
~Affur gettin’ their fill ob snorgles and rythmic breathing,~
~bof kittehz hop awf and run intu the bushes~
~chasin’ small critterz and each udder.~
*SIGH*
~NC tosses anudder rawk in the creek.~
*KER-PLUNK*
~Getz up and begins walkin’ down teh path.~
*Disappears intu the ether…*
*waves at NC66 an AfriCat*
*sits outside de cawfeeshop wif a pot ob tea an toast an jam*
Brekkie aneewun?
NC66 – dat wus a bootimus walk…
gave me a beeg sad – eben dough ai has Buster – ai still miss mai Monty, who left us 5 years ago, he wus runober by a car…
*dries eyes*
*STREEEEEEEEETCH*
*Yawn*
Hmph. Insomnia iz uh mutha.
*SHUFFLE SHUFFLE*
~Sits next tew nennepus outside the cawfeeshawp.~
~Signlols fur uh dubblol expresso Costa Rica Tarrazu~
~Scritches eyes~
Mornin’ nennepus.
Az soon az ai get uh liddlol lead in teh tank,
Ai’ll tell yew ’bout my foreber here kittehs
wut halp meh wen ai miss teh wunz wut went ober the bridge.
Hmmm…ai seem tew hab sleepily wandered awf the fred.
Dis ‘posed tew go unner nennepus’ cawmint.
Gud moaning!
Ai wont maek de saem mistaek an uffer u techie lit.. lut… buks to maek u sleeps
(mai mistaeks – sumtiems ai lurns frum dem…)
Weer inda wurld ar u not sleeping?
*luks out intu de snowy garden – still a cuple ob feets ob snoe – an -11 celcius dis moarnig…*
*switches back to cheeseland – purrs som moar tee*
Lukking forward to herring bout dem!
Iz 41° F here in SoCal USA, but iz 68° F inna howse.
I fink the warmth might be keepin’ meh up.
Iz nawt natural fur February…er…almost March.
Ai prefer tew leeb teh heat off, teh windowz open and the fireplace awn.
Gawt big comfurters to keep meh warm, but ai kept kickin’ dem owf.
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Ai wuz pwayin’ wit Skippy and Kimba tonight (last night).
They awr bof reclusive kittehs like Noey, but wen I brought Kimba owt tew the ‘puter, she wuz awl ober meh jes liek Noey used tew dew wen I wuz tryin’ tew type.
And Skippy is uh Salt and Pepper kitteh liek Marco. He musta known ai wuz feelin’ a liddlol meloncholy, cuz him kept rubbin’ my legs and wuldn’t stawp. I doan know iffn he wuz jellus ob himz mom Kimba hoo wuz monopolizing teh keyboard, oar wut, but he wuz az affekshunate az Marco used tew bii.
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It jes gawt meh finkin’ ’bout dem.
hmm – woak up dis moarning wif sooper coald noase – lukked at de weather stayshun inde bedroom (who hassunt gotta weather stayshun inde bedroom?!?!) and it showed 5c… aka 41f….¨
Hmm…~pawnders sleepin’ owtside~
~applies coyote repellent~
Gunna try tew sleep uh liddlol.
Jes uh nap by nao.
C-ya later nennepus.
sleeep tayt – dont let de bedbuggs byte!
dat wud be a cayj – wuddent it???
:mcgreen:
oh – dey usully noes wen we’re under de wedder…
Ai cut maiself kleering de dishwusher wuns (long klumsee storee…) – got de pointeh ends of a nife in de palm ob may hand – cried out, an monty came a sat by til ai stopped crying… den he jumped doun an just went abaot his usul bisniss…
Kittehs an keaybords – not a gud koambinayshun when wun is trying tu tajp sumfing lid… led… reedablol!
hmm – nao aim outtof line…
btw – 41f dats onlee 5c!!! dats shilli!!
*heer soam moar tee an blankets*
Don’t yew hate it wen the pointeh ends awr stickin up and git yew?
Ai hab uh rule in mai hows…
No knives in teh dishwasher.
Plz tew put dem in the sink awn teh left.
Ai will bii happy tew warsh dem by hand.
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Ai lub it wen yew go tew cuddle dem coz yew realize dey awr tryin’ tew comfort yew, and that’s wen they deside…Oh, yer fine, ai’m goin’ ober here fur a while.
Yeah. Let’s deh kitteh roll deh hamy ball…. Me-ouch!!!
Why WorPress eat my posteses? Why?
(Still very kewt kitteh. Looks like he protektin himself from splort!)
havin’ a ball!…
…ur doin it rong
ohai evreebuddie