When does monorail dawg leave stashun?
monorail goggie iz experiencin sum delayz. (via I Has A Hotdog)
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Nawt fur sum tiem, Ai fink!
…cuss da driber be asleep @ da wheeeeeeeeeeel
conga rats, annipuss! how’d you like to sillybraint?
Neerlee tiem fur a liddle smatterin uv sumfin, Ai fink (juss gon 3pm heer) so a cup uv tee an sum caek plz!
Izzit da rite time fur Ohai Tea?
*rummjrummjrummj*
for Tea i haz:
A sordid herbul tees
Bergamot flvr Erl Grey
Camel meal
Darjeeling
E…
Erl graey shirley
Fig jam
Grene t
h…
hibskus
irish brkfest
jasminn
k…
kettle, tea; part of matching blak set incl. pots dat call.
Louisiane brand tea
Maplol syrup, justin case sum pancakes sho up.
Naval Oranges, just shipp’d
Oranj/mango jooosh
Pancakes, to keep da maplol sirrup compny
Quinz jam
R…
Rooibos
Spearmint
T…
TAZO
Uncle Lee’s Oolong
Very fragrant Rose
Wissotzky
Xtra Black Golden Monkey
Yogi Thai Delight
Zhena’s Gypsy Tea
Aifink Ohai tee is a bit latur, Ai haz affernoon tee naow (juss tee an caek oar biskits). Diffrunt peepls haz diffrunt eyedeerz tho.
wee can haz bofe?
Ohai tee adn afternoon tea, oar caek n biskits?
yesh.
Ur a grrl after mai own hart, Maiwree!
Oh yes, she will take dat tu!!
Caek or death?
congarats awn ur nawt sekond annipuss! ai haz sum nyce fresh cawfee an pumpkin spyce bred if u lyke
Thx bf, Ai nebber tryed pumpkin spyce bred. Sowndz inneressin!
**scuts in, slippin awn floor** Ohai bluesfan473! Dat smells wunnerful! Iz dere enuff tu share, pawsablee?
ov corse, tehre is plenny tew goe round! ai admitz ai dint maik it (sew ur awl saif) butt iz bery gud.
*slice slice slice*
Ofankee, iz deelishus an nootrishus! Nom Nom Nom!
ooh…. punkin spice bred. me two pleese…….
dots!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
thanks so berry much for the noms BF
Ohai Annipuss! Conga rats awn yur nawt sekkund!
Thx AC! Haow iz ur bakk 2dai?
Ai misst afing? Yu habing back pleh, AC??
{{{{{AC}}}}} (wifacareful)
Mush beddur, fanks! Teh DrTinyCat tuk sum x-rays an showded mee mai own spine! Eew! Apparunlee dere may bee sum nerbs bein squished bai teh disks oar sumfin, soe aii has tu goe an see teh orfopeedik TinyDr tumorrer.
*winsis in sympafee* Ooohhh, AC… ai wud nawt wish taht awn ennywun! BF say him wish yu teh gud luks an hopes it be nawt berry bad, an him gnoing hao yu feels.
Fankees PK! An fanks tu yur BF tuu! Hoap hees feelin bedderer dese days. (copied frum wayyyyy daown beelow)
Him says, sum days bedderer tehn uvvers, but fizzy-o-thera-pea an paynkillurs halp.
My former boss had the ruptured disk and had sum back surgery and wiffin six munfs he wuz bak to hiking wif a fifty pound backpack so there is bobviously a chants fer a complete recubbery.
Awl depenz awn hao bad teh damij iz, whair teh damij iz, hao menny discs / vertebray it iz, an what kind uv damij. Sumtiems, iz toadal recobery. Sumtiems, nawt. *sigh*
*wisspurrs – ai don laik teh S wurd
an “back surgery” gibs mee a dubble 
* Fanks fur teh enkoarugements dough! 
Relaks! Mai dadcat had pleh bak (him waz farmur), fizzy-o halped him, no s-wurd.
ohai Africat!
sowry to hear about ur back.
don’t worry about teh S wurd so muchly.
I had teh back ‘S’ for a disc thing a few year ago.. it is not leik it used to be. It was outpashent, and I was home by lunch.
And it was teh miracle for me…
{{{{africat}}}}
Fanks Leeza!
Nawt soon enuf, kittoon. NAWT SOON ENUF.
Massage Kitteh!
ahhhh, a pointy ended bak walk, refreshing!
Gud mornin ebreewun!
Massaj an acupunktur awl in wun?
a tewfer!
Ouchahhhhhouchahhhhouchahhhhh!
Gud moaning tu yu, BF! (heh heh, dat grumpy liddle red ridin kitteh jus slays mee ebery thyme!)
time fur a near wurm? [africat mebbee tew yung to no wit]
♪Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You’re everything a big bad wolf could want.
aaawwwoooooo!
Sam the Sham an de Fairrows?
Ai lubs taht sawng!!! *dans dans dans*
♫♪ Eben bad wulfs can be gu-ud! ♫♪
Reminds mee ov Meetloaf’s sawng: “Wud yu offer yur froat tu teh wulf wid teh red roses?”
*purrrrr*
Duz he luv me?
YUS!
ai luvs yu tu.
*hedbonk* *purrrr*
I bet you say that to all the boys!
Onlee teh wuns taht purrrr.
liddle red grumpy hood fanks u
monorail dawg haz had a brakedown, bedder cawl a cab kitteh
taxi cat?
doggonit, missed my ride agin…
Aifinkso monorail goggie in need uv fiksings!
wot he wontz is [fill in da blank] wif all da fixins:
A fried chikken dinneh whiff all da fixins
Burger whif a.d.f.
Cheeezbrgr w.a.d.f.
Deli sammich w.a.d.f.
E…
Eggie salad sammie w.a.d.f.
Fronsh fryes w.a.d.f.
Green jello w.a.d.f.
Ham dinner w.a.d.f.
Icy creem! w.a.d.f.
J…..
J……Ai gawt nuffin. Kinnawt fink ov eneee ficksins jellee donuts need. Sawree. **goes to get moar kawfee**
psssst, parrothead … jellydonuts needs cawfee as fixings. also an otter jelly donut.
OOO, yew rite! Iz no wunner yew are faymus sekkrit syuntist! How iz yew, PdB?
jelly-donut w.a.d.f.
krispy kreme jelly-donut w.a.d.f.
large krispy kreme jelly-dount w.a.d.f.
many large krispy kreme jelly-donuts w.a.d.f.
n …
(Temptid 2 put “nausea w.a.d.f.” but thorth Ai’d bedder nawt)
*snerk*
(well, true. we are, after all, talking about a goggie here
Ew. *Reelizuz shud shuddup cuz hur goggie finkz deer doo iz teh bestist treet**
Nutella onna krispy kreme jelly doughnut w.a.d.f
Other kinds of Krisp kreme Doughnuts w.a.d.f
Peanut butter onna Krispy Kreme Kruller w.a.d.f
Q…
Judson, yew are a kitteh aftur mai own hart, er, my own stummach! Letz run awai tuggedur tu the krispy kreme stoar an wayte fur the ‘hot donuts nao’ sine tu lite up! (The peanut budder melts sew nysley awn the hawt wuns.)
**hazza flashbak tu a layte nite in teh eerlee 80s, ree-heeted jelllee donuts wif peanut buddur** **Shrugs** Wuz gud at teh tyme!
We nao return yew to yur irregyewlarlee skedyewled afabit.
Ai refur u to mai commint uv 4.34!
I kaint hep to recall dat Elvis died on the Loo wiff a peanut butter and bananner sammich, so if yo gotta go (an we awl do eventually) why nawt go lyke the King!
as I fink abowt it, der isn’t much dat yo caint schmeer peanut butter awn
Ai riard peanut budder az saberee an teh eyedeer uv habbin it wiv sumfin sweet is Pleh big time!
Ware did dat “g” go? Shud be rigard!
Congarats tu awl the kwik-fingurred frenz! Hao tu sillybrate? Iz Caturday moarning here, hao bowt meemosas?
The Taking of Pelham 1.2..zzzzzzzz
Iz a berry cyoot lil tabbeh-bebbeh, tu. Ai wants tu pet him an play wif him an lub him!
poor goggie sez ‘ur awn mai las nerve kitteh, git awf mai bak!”
goggie monorail nawt neerlie az reliable as express kitteh monorail service. goggie is local and bery scenic. expekts to leaf mebbee by tiems 4 walkies..
Mature goggie says, In mai dai kittehs walked themselfs tew to teh fud bowl! Kidz tudai!
With no shoes. In the snow. Uphill. Both ways.
An dere were no blankees wif pikshurs of bones! We layed awnna cold hard grownd!
an dynosores romed teh erff….an stepped awn uz
An we LIKED it.
Fankees PK! An fanks tu yur BF tuu! Hoap hees feelin bedderer dese days.
Mawn~o~rayl Doggeh
canz Napz wennebburz Strypee
Kitteh feenkz iz gud
Mawn~o~rayl Doggeh
habz shoart liddil leggz so himz
stayz low 2 t3h growndz
Mawn~o~rayl Doggeh
no canz jumpz way up hye lyke
Strypee Kitteh canz
Mawn~o~rayl Doggeh
duz getz gud Nomz andz Treetz witch
duz maykz himz yoosfull
Jack.
looks like a bus dawg!
i wonder if this blink tag works?
it does not
Byfurnao, cheezfrens! Ai habba lunsh dayte wif mai frenz. Fanks fur macon mai Caturday moarning fun!
Byfurnao, cheezfrens! Ai habba lunsh dayte wif mai frenz. Fanks fur macon mai Caturday moarning fun!
**sighs** Ai wunner if ai’m duvelupin a twitsh oar sumfing.
haz a gud lunsh {{{ph}}}, breeng uz a goggie bahg pleez!
Yu wants a bahg ov goggies? Hmmm, wut yu gunna doo wiv dem?
Ai can haz kitteh bag insted?
Ai can has horseh bag?
*pownses on DK*
ohai!
Hay yoo! Guess wot? Ai arribed 5 minutes after yoo lefted last nite – natch!
lol! I saw that!
so doez that meen the universe is out of balanse if we is here at teh same tiem?
*lissens and luks fur proof ob dis – sees nun* – Nope!!
Sowree ai missded yoo – ai had to warsh teh dishes, adn mai hares, adn mai CPAP equipment.
Oh, ai finalee herded frum mai GP’s offis yesterdai, butt teh path report onlee sed sumfind abowt sum type of abnormal cells; nuffing conclusive. So ai has a ‘pointment wif mai GP dis week week weeeeek adn will prolly need moar tests. Dat meens moar wating. Sigh…..
hm.. well that’s not really grate, but I guess it’s better tahn definitely bad??
wut other kindsa tests kan they do??
not anotter bio, I hope!!
Ai’m finking dey mite wants to get a bigger sample, butt ai reelee donut noes. Ai has alreddee had a CAT scan. Maybe dere’s anudder kind ob scan dey can does?
R yoo reelee painting todai? Wii can has winter again – yesterdai it wented frum plus 7C to abowt minus 20C in teh spaec of a phew ours. So iz kowld n slippry. Ai stai inna haus, aifinkso!
MRI, mebbe? *luks unsertin*
yesh I am!
I has got everyting out of teh mud room, warshed the walls, warshed, sanded and warshed teh floor.. now I’m wating for it to dry so I can put down teh first coat.
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Rite now it’s raining kittehs and doggehs, but we is sposed to get snow tomorrow!
Yu haz enuff kittehs, nawt tu be bringing moar in!
.
Srsly, ai haz an impresst!
Aaaargh! Wayting be pleh! Tehy say, “sumfing rong… mebbe… we nawt shur,” an leeb yu tu wurry!! {{{{{DK}}}}}
btw, yu has joyned faisbuk groop yet? *bownsis lyk silleh bebbeh-kitteh*
*sets up Catbook apple-cayshun awn Faisbuk insted uv hoamwurks*
Lol Prysma – ai shud be wurking, too! Fanks alot fur teh {{{}}}.
Izza speshul FB groop fur cheezfrends? *interest is peeked*
GP maked wun! Surch fur “I can has Faisbukk Groop”
working on Caterday? o noes!
.
Sooo….. teh peer presshure, it can werk?
*chants… FB…FB…FB*
Yash, Leeza tells mii ai shud be awn FB, butt ai not noed abowt Cheezee groop! Dat widdle piggeh – ai lubs him!
*luks woonded*
I has bin trying to talk hur into it!!
u needs to halp me prysma!
Ai has to do sum wurks todai becuz ai not dooded enuf yesterdai.
*sukkumbs to peer pressure adn goes off to luk at FB, muttering “Iz prolly a gateway site, uh uh, uh uh”*
Ai did faisbuuk befoar, but got finded bai peeps ai nawt wantid finding bai. Ai maked gnu accownt an
stoletuk intu teh lite mai bf’s last naem. So tehre, annoying peeps frum past.Ai be habing fun, an haz hole gnu way tu avoid wurks!
Dat’s zacklee wot ai’s wurreed bowt!
(Bof fings!)
Use diffrint last naem?
Aifinkso iz privacee settings tu, ai gunna luk intu, an mebbe if ai can keep frum being finded, ai switch tu reel last naem.
.
Come, join us, be wun uv uz! *staggurs tuwards DK wif arms owt lyk zombee*
Noes! Awai wif yoo! Yoo shall nawt has mai braynes!!!
*can’t deside btw lol-ing and running in terror*
But… but… they be such egg-salad braynes!
Mmmm…. egg salad… nao I haz a hongree.
*staggurs aftur DK smore*
I fink maybe u skared hur off!!
Ai… ai… ai dint meen tu!
*luks cyoot an forlorn*
DK? Come bak! Ai nawt nom yur problee-nutrishus-an-delishus brayns!!!
Otay, guise, iz dun. Yoo has mii naow.
Naow trai to gets rid ob mii! Bwahahaaaaaa!!
Aaaack! Cwazee gloo! Oh nooooes! *swoons dramatiklee*
ixnay on the ooglay!!!
Yu iz spost tu be painting, aifinkso, skwirrl. *frowns sturnlee*
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an what be teh problim wif pore innosint gloo, ennyway?
Hay skwirrlee! Ai sended yoo a fwend reqwest on FB.
Prysma, yoo bees mai nawt-sekkund FB fwend!
Yays! Onnured, ai iz it!
*roll*
I ended up chattin wif someone else for a minnit, and then got cotted up in tryin to set up a blog…
{{{DK}}} Ai hoeps u feels beddur soon. Ai send U happee foughts.
Oh fank yoo, WWR. Happee foughts bees teh win!
Ohai. MAi parunts sez fanks fur awl teh happeetayl foughts and gud wishus U sended dem.
Aifinkso yur parints be berry welcome! {{{{{WR famblee}}}}}
so tehy is ok and all over teh flus?
and how is u WRr?
hope u din’t catch it tu.
Ai did. So did mai sistur adn hurz huzbin. de nefew wuz heer but wii sended him awai wif a kwikness so he nawt geddit tu. den wii had teh blizzie. teh snoe drifts iz ober teh tawp uf mai truck! Ai digs aowt tudai den goes hoem aifinkso. (ai am awn mai dadcats puter..iz 15 yeerz awld adn sloe.
{{{{{WRR}}}}}}
Plz to gets beddur soon.
As fur teh blizzee – enuf snoes! Enuf, ai sai!!!
Nodz hed viguruslee, uh-huh, uh-huh, yus plz!
hey guys i came to say hi and bye cause i’m not gonna be on anymore after this comments so CYA!!! ((((((everyone))))))
Ohai {{{raindrop}}}, wai u nawt gonna com see uz aneemoar?
but yew were just gettin good, why yew quittin naow?
Dats tu badd. Mennee hugs tu yu {{{{{{{{{{raindrop}}}}}}}}}}
didnut see it comin…
…teh kyoot kitteh!!
SPLODE. flop. ded.
iz in ur grabeyard lien in ur coffin
Oh halps. Dey is playing “Teh Candee Man” by Sammeh Dabis awn teh radio.
Bad, bad eerwurm!
This picture is fake. You can’t edit a picture for this, that’s just dumb!!
Awwww…. this looks just like our Pogo, our beloved dog when I was a kid.
teh monorail dawg iz out ofs orders. ride monorail cat
Uhh,, Its obviously one photo retouched onto another . There are’nt any others like that are ther?