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Cheezburger Network Blog
Because he is picking up nooz broadcasts from teh other side of teh whirled.
ar U sure its not from himz mothership?
“Greetings Earfling. Take us to ur cheezburgers.”
if dey is not availablol den gushifoodz will do
Congrats, LCB!
conga rats lcb. u gawt teh nawt-sekund awl by urself!
Yes, but wich whirled? Adn is it in a galaxy, far far awai?
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Oh an corn grit yew lace shuns on yaw nawt sekkond! Martoonies foar eberywun! How will yu sillybrate?
Vigorously.
In case you haven’t looked, LCB … you’re getting quite a few responses at the bottom of the last thread.
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U iz in teh hearts uv menny cheezpeeps.
Thx, ns. I sawr, and I knoes. And I appreciates it vry muches.
*sprinklols catnip on LCB*
*LCB is beset by elebenty dozen frisky kittehs*
HALP!
And wun wiggley Jazzy puppeh who gabe mii mii shoos bak!
Butt (yeah, ai nose, ai sed “Butt” aginn!) whair ar hiz whitskurz??? No wandur he iz kunsernd!!!
It lukks liek sumfing srsly rong
Yes. Hims hare cut.
naw, he iz jus wunderin y himz mawm is layt wif teh gushifuds. a berry berry serius wurry foar a kitteh, u kno…
Aifink him iz a rex kitteh – dey haz teh short harez and big eerz.
Down’t spoyl it by beeing sirius.
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Heez a cute rex, too. I could almost… almost… almost… ****SPLORT****
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up JD’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*gasp* Fank yew! *wheeze* Dat waz a major splort.
Wake up, is U ok?
O noes I may has to dial nine elbenty
but I has no thumbs
*has a worried*
Human passed out aftah reading himz 401K statements
himz 401k iz now 201k
more like 01K
Likwid heeleeum iz nawt nommable.
moar lyke 201b
maybi changed tu chapert 13
ooops chapter 13
*cheks in teh Kitteh Buk Ob Gud Spellinks*
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Noa, chapert iz correkst.
iz wudermus place where mine miskeyz an bad speeling wurkz
miskeys? Bad spellik? Wut? Ware? I alwey fot yew were at a moar advantsed lebel of lolspeek den I yam.
ooopz i meenz yess iz beri hard language tu lern
*luks up deez meesteereeus turms*
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Miskeys… miskeys… Ah. Heer it iz. A myskery iz wat Agatha Kitteh rites.
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Wat woz de obber one? Speeling.
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Ok, fownd it. Speeling iz wat wun duz to a spotato befoar mashing it.
i see yew iz back on yewr theat fastest jd
oar wurs
Dat wood be 200.5k. You no does teh mafs rite.
Concerned because his mouf too small to eet cheezburgers!
Dat’s wat mai gramma cawled a proonz an prisumz mouf
I do nawt unnerstan the prizums part. Can you essplayn?
*meekly raises paw*
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Ai haz a gess. Aifink it meens “persimmons.”
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Prisms in ingerlish – it wuz sumfing u wuz suppozed 2 sai to maek ur mouf a gud shaep. (Ai had 2 lukk it up in teh dikshunree 2 see haow 2 spell it in ingerlish!)
abowt y u r layt wif her gushifuds
your boyfriend ez twelvity years older dan yew at leest
an he’s meen to yew
he hitted yew and lefted a nastie bruize, may be infecterd
Noooo, pleese — dat gibs me a big SAD! Who woodz bee meeenz to dis pritty kittteh? Call da coppers to tkae dat souper bad meenee kitteh away!
pleez nawt tu bii cryin bebbeh kitti yur earz are nawt that bigg
but mommeh other kittehs in skool laffs at me
dey are just jealous kauz yu can heer better
demz saiz I luk funneh
I not going to skool tommorow
ooooh yesh yu are yung man!
i will go an tawlk tu the principle tumarrow about dose bulliez they wont bother yuz animorez
u cannawt let tehm win adn skeer u awai! u hassa standupadnfayc tehm. iz okai
tehy will bakdown wen tehy bee seeing u nawt afrayd.
an u will grow intu tehn in gud tym
Iz….BAT CAT!!!!
LOL
Fennec kitteh!
iz fawxee!
GNUZ FLASH:
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Luv child uv Batman an Catwoman haz bin identified. Film at elebenty!
Deh Joker is having a last laff
nightshayde u iz ful uf awsum! dat is a wundermusfulee funnee!
*clappity clappity clap*
*tries to settle hur raised hackles & floofee tayl & battlol eerz*
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*deeeeeeep breff*
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*sloooowly breeeev owt*
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*deeeeeeep breff*
wat iz rong NS?
… nuffin rillee important in teh jenerul skeem uv teh whirled. Ai will calm down & ai will be teh ok.
{{{3km}}}
Ai haz leff u a messij awn ur profiel, ns
Fanks, annipuss — ai seed it & haz respawnded.
ooh dat hormonal hooman..i nowz, i haz wun… {{NS}} nawt tu worriz
LOL — mine is going to turn 5 in a couple of weeks.
*haz a worried for 9 years from now*
depends mai sister waz onlie like tens when she startedz to beez really moodswingy an stuff, carabby besdes as welz
based on wut I hab seen, yew has prolly dun a berry gud jawb inna first five yeers and after that the you really cant make any majer chaynges so it simply a matter ob keepin dem onna path yew’ve established. Teen yeerz suck fer everybuddy, moar fer sum den udders but (!) nowun is immune
Aifink she will be ok, akshullee. She haz awlwaiz bin a kind, thotful, sweet, empathetic liddul gurl. She noes she iz bery much luvved.
Feeling berry luved maeks a ginormuslee hyooj diffrins, aifinkso.
dat r so troo.
Dat an consistency, sumfin I has not been verreh good at.
ur right aifinkso, i haz luckily had it lesser alot eazier if yew just axcept wat yew haz den wanting wat yew cant and just being contented
speeking frum xperience yu will lukz up an dey will bii in middle skool an da bestest daiz uf yur life wif da beebehz is gone cherish ebberi minute
Iz sum tenshun frum teh last fred. Ai will be teh fien. Ai iz jus annoyed nao.
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Fanks fur teh konsurn tho, ichcoffee.
{{{icanhazcoffee}}}
why do the cheezpeeps but brackets around who thei our talkin tew
{{{ns}}}
Iz a virtuel hug!
It signfies a hug. So by putting my name into brackets, you just gave me a hug.
ok thanks i has been hear somez but not enoughz to catchez on to dats i seemz to learnz somefingz neu eberydayz about cheezland
an we reely appreciates dat yew are lookin and lernin an only askin when yo caint figgur it owt. I and meybe we, prefer yer meffod to the alternative which is the jump in an demand attenshun and explanashuns ob ebberyting
ai tri not tew be tu obtrusive, (or to braod casting bout my ignorancesness)
and fankyew foar being pashient wif meh (almost furgetted)
Ossim abatar, agarwaendaedraug!!!
Ossim abatar, agarwaendaedraug!!!
fangks i likes it tough iz teh most common pikshur of a wolf on teh interwebs is neatest
daedraug, I lykes you, I finx dat yew noes dat igormints can be fixt wiff sum edumacashun but stoopy is ferever.
Fankies fur the messij, Judson. Ai haz sended u a response.
{{{judson}}}
That be part uv teh fun: lerning gnu fings ebree day!
*luks at naem n trais tu figgur owt shorter form*
Yu can haz breeviayshun, agarwaendaedraug? Will maek it berry much eezier tu giving yu hugs! {{{{agarwaendaedraug}}}}
daedraug is fine, wulfie is fine most eberybody youses wulfie
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Okeedokee! *maeks mentul noats*
An if ai nawt sed it yet (ai lus trak sumtiems)… welkomes tu Cheezland!!!
fangkew p-k i likez itz hear, tkaez up lotsa times at teh nights
Taeks up ebree owr uv ebree day, if yu lets it.!
Iz awlways sumfing else tu get inbolbed in oar laff ober, an frenz tu du teh laffings wif. 
ai iz steel in teh higher school do ai cant letz it
Ai iz bak in collij (fur teh sekkund tiem – career chanj tiem!) an ai cannawt letz it eever. *sigh* Iz sad when Reel Lyf gets in teh way uv importint fings.
yes eet iz
Did U read deh last thread?
{{{ns}}}
noe, ai jus gawt heer. ai goe reed it naow….
*going now tu chek*
{{{{{{NS}}}}}
Ai can nominominate yu fur saynthud???
Yu be a wunnermus, payshent purrsun, NS. Ai gno iz eezier tu say tehn tu du, but plz tu nawt be letting it upsetting yu, otay? Tehre be menny peeps whu luving yu an admiring yu. Yu did a nawsum fing, an ennywun whu nawt unnerstand teh valu uv a jentul eksplanayshun lyk yurs just nawt be wurf it.
*hedbonks n purrs*
Oooh! If NS is a saynt, we can has statchoos of her in our cars and stuff?
♪♪ Well, I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, sittin’ on the dashboard of my car.
Comes in colors, pink and pleasant, glows in the dark cause it’s irridescent
Take it with you when you travel far.
Get yourself a sweet Madonna, dressed in rhinestones sittin’ on a pedestal of abalone shell
Goin’ ninety, I ain’t scary, ’cause I’ve got the Virgin Mary, assurin’ me that I won’t go to Hell.
Get yourself a sweet Madonna, dressed in rhinestones sittin’ on a pedestal of abalone shell
Goin’ ninety, I ain’t scary, ’cause I’ve got the Virgin Mary, assurin’ me that I won’t go to Hell. ♪♪
Imus used to do sumtin lyke dis:
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“Oh I don’t care if it rains or freezes,
as long as I got my plastic Jesus,
ridin on the dshboard of my car.
I can go one hundred miles an hour
as long as I got the almighty power
glued up there by my pair of fuzzy dice.”
((NS)) it’s the new Iphone hug cuz it’s hard to find the curly brackets
:goes to check last thred:
Fankies.
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Ai haz calmed down nao… an ai shud prawblee stop ignorin mah werk. *sigh*
I need to take a nap – I have to be at work from 7pm – 4am!
Have a good day before Caturday!
((peeps))
Ai kin be thin agin in mah statchoo representayshuns?
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Oh — an be caerful. Ai wuddint want u to get hitted by litening. *blink blink*
Not to menshun teh hole pigeon issue. So to speak.
O, dang. I menshunned it.
Hoapfullee ther wuddint be pigeons insied pplz cars. Dat wud be messee.
EW.
Well, lotsa peeps drive coops.
*heddesk*
Ouch.
Dat wuz teh funneh!!!
:stocks tae-bo-teek wif bobble-head NS statues:
*goes intu a fit uv gigglols*
oooh I can has???
Well — u can haz a Hello Kitteh sumfin or uvver & pretend itz Nightshayde.
Butt, dere iz no hello kitteh wherein spiffee seezunallee approrite, approtyte, um seezunalle kurrekt gween lyke hour nightshayde!
Y yew haz a embarrussid?
*hedbonks n purrs in respawnse*
Fankies, PK. Ai iz teh ok nao. It meens a lawt noeing ai haz teh support uv moast uv the pplz heer!
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww………………look at dat adorable st.patty day
kitteh!!!!
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!*
Devvuns rool!
aiz worreed bout u.. tell meez wats rong..
WHAT!?!?! Irene, I can’t beleeve muh ears!! Yer leebin meh fer Rotney!?? Why? Why? Why ? He caint lub yew lyke I dew.
Kitteh sez, “I gave all mah kibbuls to Bernard Madoff to invest… and he eeted dem!”
himz Madeoff wif dem awl
*heddesk*
owie!
Leeza, plz tu be lending tihs kitteh sum antee-rinklol creem!!!
duz she need teh Chyerrl Teegs kind or teh Xtry moistury kind?
*rummages*
But…but I wil haz moar furz wen I gitz biggur, rite?
Kitteh sez: “Tawlk to me. I’m awl eers.”
Me: “Kitteh, wif eberfin’ goin awn, I wud talk eben UR eers awf.”
**sigh**
*haz an instant wurried*
What be rong, Red? {{{{{Red}}}}}
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Iz u ok, red?
Fanks guies.
I’ve had sum relee dark dayz latelee an dey iz no fun, speshulee wen u thot dey wuz ober an dun wif.
Ohnoes. What happin?
*raps Red in floofeh blankkit, pushes her jentlee tu sit inna middol uv comfee cowch, an sits awn wun side*
Talk tu us. We heer.
I nawt wanna go into alot of deetayle, but letz jes say dat teh stoopy brik walls keep poppin up from outta noware an nock me awn my bakside.
Pluz, I hadda go to teh fyooneral hoam after werk. Wun of my cuzzins passed away.
Also, teh Nikklolbak consert iz tonite an I nawt could go.
Dat wuz relee disappoyntin. I wanted to go so hard!
o ai haz a sowee foar u – ai wish wee cud gib u hugz in reel lyf!
{{{{rhsb}}}}
ai hoap fings get bedderer foar u reely soon!
{{{{red}}}}
shud we get out teh tekillya?
Alreddy dere.
Boughted a bottlol of pre-mixed margajaritas after werk. Cracked it open a liddlol erlyur.
*gets out teh Patrone, and sum lymes*
we need musics?
I wuz lissenin to Sixx AM and Eve 6 at werk.
I’m in teh mood to lissen to a sertin sawng by Eminem but iz berry egg-splissit.
hay, do u see a post from me wif a link about 2 spots down?
I left u a linky but I finkso WP mite have eeted it.
It was Love Hurts (Incubus)
I nawt see it. WP musta got hongree.
Iz dat song teh same az teh wun by Nazareth so long ago?
Speekin of remakes…. Seether has dun a “Careless Whisper” remake. Pleh, pleh pleh.
no no, TOTALLY diffrent song!
try this wif 3 w’s in front:
youtube.com/watch?v=zxPcmi1U25g&feature=related
no no, TOTALLY diffrent song!
try this wif 3 w’s in front:
youtube.com/watch?v=zxPcmi1U25g&feature=related
EEP
WP can has ekko.
Ai heered dat remake. Iz trulee pleh. Pyookee, eben.
Awldough ai wuz nawt beeg fan ov ory-genul.
Ohai skwirrl! **Luks wifahopefulniss at the patron an lymes**
*goes to lissen*
oh well.. I kinda liek it
but I’m a Seether fan…
shure! as long as u don’t mind drinkin wif a Seether fan!
Ofankies swkirrlgrrl! **skweez lyme intew glass** Ai lyke Seether, jist nawt dis sawng. Dere’s berry fyew remaykes ai lyke, doh.
Aiz nawt lissenin tew eneefing rite nao, aiz macon burfdai kardz fur mai frenz ai will sea tumarra, an haf-watshin Gowst Wizpurrer.’ My eggsite-in lyfe, let me show yew!
I like some Seether songs.
Disturbed did a good remake of “Land of Confusion”.
me eeither ushually!
but this was sew verra differnt from teh original.
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did u liek the remake that Johnny Cash did of Hurt?
I think I lieked that better than teh original.
Datz the nyne-elebentee insh nayles, rite? Ai LUBBED dat!
and I dew like Nine Inch Nails tew..
*clinks glassez*
Here, has anotter wif meh!
Ofankee!! ***clinks glassez*** Ai rellee lyke Nine Inch Nails, wuz gowing to go tu konsert, but my dotter wanted teh tikkets. Am ai a gud mudder oar wut?
Y yu nawt klinkee glassez wif us red? Tu mush margareeda pree-micksed?
{{{{{Red}}}}}
Hang in tehre, otay?
An if yu want tu rant, feel free tu emeow me.
Fanks, p-k.
U haz a bizzy az it iz. I nawt need to add to ur list.
o.O Ek-skweez me? Yu finkso ai nawt MAEK tiem tu lissen tu a fren??? Hmph, yu haz low pinyun uv hao much ai lubs mai frenz.
{{{{rhsb}}}
ohai red!
I’ve been up and down myself teh latelee.
I saw this song and wanted to share wif u:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxPcmi1U25g
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plz ignore teh gratuitous yoos of camels.
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arghh! *hedbats innertoobz purrvider* ai lawst kunekshun – ai had wifdrawal simptumz adn evreefing! ai hada dew wifowt ICHC foar at leest fifteenie minits!
butt (hee hee) ai iz bedderer naow
oooh i noez wen i hadz no lektrikz i wuz gonna die i thinked
Wen owr lektriks wuz awf cuz of teh icee storm, I wented to werk – awn a Caturday – so I could get my “cheezburger” fix!
i wented tu mine daddi-in-lawz butt dat wuz no scarifice himz howse better din ourz..waz much thnxful fur hot water shower and litez and interwebz
can someonez tells me what de URI fieldz iz foor ? and explainedz what gushifoodz meands. i no figgur owt what it meands. und whys my pickture i uplodes no shows when i postzes comentts
Gushifuds – canned foods.
Ifn u go to ur profile paydje, copy the address (teh http fingy). Come bak heer, an paste dat in2 teh URI feeld an make comment. Dat makes u bloo!
Donut kno how to get pikshur az abatart, so others will has to halp u wif dat.
http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
for abatar iz in cweenmjs newspaper i likes tew keep handiez
Ohai, Pawsalmighty!
Gushifud coming frum a can, an kruncheefud be kibbles.
Yu can find teh ansurs tu menny menny queschuns (inclooding abatars an bloo nayms) bai going heer: cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
An gushifud be teh opposit uv kruncheefud.
need to repost, my linky is not showing:
u mite alsew want to luk here:
(insert 3 w’s here).speaklolspeak.com/page/A+%E2%80%93+C
ohai!
u mite alsew want to luk here:
http://www.speaklolspeak.com/page/A+%E2%80%93+C
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it’s from teh link at teh top of the commints. I halped me a lot.
Ohai! Ai haz teh happee tudai. Teh parunts are bak at hoem. Teh hoem health care will be heers caturdai tu set up teh schedule wif dem. Ai can go hoem Sundai adn get mai goggies outta jayl (teh V.E.T) Sallee will be happe tayl ai am hoem. Billie bawb aifinkso not so much (himz gotted teh N wurd).
Yays fur teh WRr parints!!! An teh WRr goggies!!!!! An teh WRr!!!!! {{{{{WRr}}}}}
Wut PK sed!!! {{{{WRr & famblee & doggeez}}}}}}}
Ohai, WRr.
I has happee foar u. Glad sumbodee iz gettin gud noos.
Me, nawt so mutch. See up-thred a liddlol bit foar moar info.
ohai!
thxfoarhelp
kbai
ooh u is bloo!!
Needs to snorgles dis bebbeh so not has a worried.
*handz Rattipuss deh snorglol snorklol.
Have at ‘im, Rattipuss!!!
Iz dat dybbur still down?
Ai wud be cunserned if mai ears wur bigger than mai faec…
Kitteh must hav just gotten her 401k statement….
Fenec fox?
Luke, when gone am I… the last of the Jedi will you be.
adorable devon rex
O….OMG.
I am stealing dis kitteh and running away wit him.
*melts*
Cindee sed Santy Claws izznt reel. Shez lyin, rite? Hez reel rite? Rite??? Mom?? Rite??
Yup! Heez reel awrite.
Fit foar film a la Marty Feldman.
:B aww cute kitteh
Mee Presscioussss… Gives it me!
he’s worryed because the nip scam was found out he not want to go to jail
what breed iz diss kitteh?