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See! Ai sed u beeted me sumtiemz! Congrats!
ooo fankies! Hao shud wii sillybrayte todai???
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Ai has nawt had a nawt sekkund fur EBBER!
Ai fink Ai need sumfin nawt 2 rich affer awl teh caek an fansee noms yesserdai!
Hmm… mebbeh wii can has froot platter wib lawts ob smoobies adn joose?
Dat is berry drool-maekin!
* arranges platters wib pinapplol sculpchures, meloln bawls, froot kabobs, Bananananananana smoobies adn lawts ob freshlee skwoze applol joose (steel warm, juss hao LCB lieks eet) *
Thx, er… Ai pass awn teh applol joose tho.
Hmm, yesh is prolly gud ideeya!
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oh oh oh, wii can has partee gaymes??? Wii cud plai Tweester? plzplzplzplzplzpl canaicanaicanaicanai??? huh? huh? huh? plzplzplz
*spins teh fingee*
*puts left frunt paw awn bloo*
* spin spin spin *
* puts right front paw awn green *
* spots skwirrlgrrl cursing WP *
* spin spin spin *
* puts swkirrlgrrl’s tayl awn red *
hay! carefull there piggeh!
it’s already been borked twice!
*spin spin spin*
*puts ryte bak fut awn lello*
*wunners hao tu keep leeza frum notising teh cocomonut furver daon fread*
* spin spin spin *
* puts left rear paw awn lello *
ohai prysma!
*applies stikky stuff to feets*
oh this?
nuffin….
*spins*
*sniffs at leeza’s feets*
What yu putted awn tehere???
nuffin, I tolled u!!
*hides stikky stuffs behind back*
oh luk, right hand bloo!
*reaches around GP*
Umm… hu’s go is eet?
*spin spin*
)
*puts ryte frunt fut awn red*
(sowree… had fone call
Sins when duz we keep trak uv turns an rools? o.O
* spin spin spin *
* rite front paw, red *
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pfft… moobe ober skwirrl!
they’re reelly guidelions, mostlee
*pushes GP back*
u’re trying to make me looze!
* grabs leeza tu stawp frum fawling ober * HAY! Stawp taht!
((bf just axed what ai duing… ai sed, “playing Twistur”… him luked at lappytop, luked at me, gotted odd ekspreshun, an nawt ax ennymoar.
ROFL))
Caerful, yu gunna nock me ober! *scrambuls tu nawt fall*
so r u guys all playin’ righ’ hur cause its hard to tell …
*spin spin spin*
*puts tayl-tip awn green*
*sways preecaryuslee*
Wud yu tu beehayve? Sheesh…
Dun worree, ai nawt nose whut is going awn eeder!
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* spin spin spin *
* left bak paw, prysma *
hay.. my fut’s fallin asleep here!
*sways agen*
*Raindrop joins big knot to*
*spin spin spin*
hmm*right front paw on red*
plays dramatic NCIS theme music for encourage ment
LOL! this luks laik fun, but it so crwoded awlreddie, ai think ai’ll just watch from this comfee chayre!
*curlz up in comfee chayre*
*Taeks furm froot* nom nom nom
*Brings out BEEG picher ov mixed lemonaid an oranj joos*
Enewun thurstee yet?
*spin spin spin*
Parks battlolship on puce.
* tayl, bloo *
*spin spin spin*
*fawls ober*
*left frunt fut awn green*
*twists salf intu a pretzel trai-ing tu reech*
*encounturs a battlolship*
*spin spin spin*
orinj floofy left paw – RED!
Hey! P-K just sunk LCB’s battlol sheep!
*consults rools*
That meens u has to give up a feet!!
*crawls owt uv teh tanglol ober tu Janet’s feet*
Yu menshuned joos, aifinkso?
*wispers from underneef a floofy pile*
duz she have cookies too??
Noooooes, yu cannawt taeking mai feet! Ai need tehm!!!
* spin spin spin *
* rite frunt paw, green *
* skweezes unner skwirrl, ober gremlin adn arownd battlolsheep *
*sniff sniff*
*whispurrs* ai finkso ai smell cookies, uh-huh yep!
*trips over piggeh* OOF!
CUKKIES! Did sumbuddy say CUKKIES!!! *leaps over pile, runs over to J4K*
*duks owtta teh way befoar gremlin can flattin hur*
*moovs tu slow*
*gets flattind*
*spin spin spin*
*right back paw blue*
*streches under Skwirrl an over pinnygig to blue*
well u has alreddy left teh game, so u don’t need it rite??
*spin spin spin*
*f’c'sle, beige*
*manoovers battlolship around flattened cheezpeeps*
*reminds self to refresh more offen*
ok who’s left? is everyone stopping for cookies?
kwitters!!
* gets flattened bai battlolsheep *
I’M STILL HUR but kookies smells gudd
Sawree to teh peeps I flattind! *sits on fancee cowch, besyde J4K, nomming a cukkie* Mmmm, chonklit chip with eggstra chonklit and chonklit sawse on tawp. Nommy!
*waivs paw faintlee inna air*
Ai WAZ gunna haz joos an cookees, but purrhaps an amblolinse, sins ai iz a lil tramplold…
COOKIES
*shows beeg platter heeped hai*
Chonklit chip, chunkee peenut budder, Skotch shortbred, vanille Kipferln,
an sum almond windmills.
Peenut budder cookees!!???!!?
*maeks miraculus recobery*
*nom-nom-nom ten pb cookees*
Just fur a littlol brake to unflatten a bit!
Milk? Nice cowld milk?
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Oar sum tee? Url Grey?
er… TEH pb cookees… naw ten.
Rite, cuz u rly nommed elebenty-seven of them.
hmm… to brake or not to brake wat does yall tink ?
*still on teh twister mat*
guess it’s me, raindrop and u, GP!
*narrows eyes*
forgets brake u is goin’ down SKWIRRL
UMM pRYSMA SPIN FUR US KK PLEEZ
*freez wun hand frum pb cookees*
*spins teh spinner fingee*
Uh… whuber’s turn it iz, put yur ryte hand oar frunt fut oar whateber awn red.
*ahem*
We ar sitting awn mai NOOOO fancy faynting cowch that teh charming Africat gave mee a fyoo threds ago!
Whut is I and my battlolship? Choppified livers?
*sneeks in tu applai antee-rinklol creem arown leeza’s eyes*
*scurrees bak tu cookees*
*watches pretzled twisted cheez peeps engajed in a grate battlol.*
*Watches Choppified Livahgrrrl holding battlolship wif grate interesst*
Otay, otay… ryte frunt fut oar hand, oar starboard, uh, frunt part, awn red.
oops sowry LCB, u must have had ur cloaking devise on!
*re-narrows eyes*
spin it prysma!!
** Sits awn comfee cowch wif Janet & pours a drinkee **
Whew…werk has been teh B-A-D these last few days.
Ai hazzint been heer in forebber!
*puts ryte hand oar frunt fut oar whateber awn red* lol
*spin spin spin*
Ryte fut, oar back fut, oar starboard stern sekshun, oar whateber yu happin tu haz, awn lello.
*wipes cookee crums awf paws an scoots in wif teh antee-rinklol creem fur leeza agen*
Oops, sowree, did nawt meen tu drop a glob uv it awn teh board.
*trais tu wype it up*
der is onli won ting i leave dis to runs to but i no tell u gotta gues cause i no lose to any older ppls specially if my Karate master finds out he’d beat my butt for losin’
*cruises over to eeck, waves from teh deck*
*flattens Cheezpeeps along teh way*
*loads battlolgun wif shamwows, aims at spilled creen*
*giglol* But winning nawt be teh poynt, reellee, Raindrop.
Jus tu be silleh an haz fun!
*puts Ryte fut, oar back fut, oar starboard stern sekshun, oar whateber i happin tu haz, awn lello.*
*throws iyceberg out in front of battleship*
*sees LCB wif teh gun*
*runrunrun tu saeftee*
i no an dats y i for fits kk,
*runs to Prysma and orders onli thing she cant resist*
any one gots a Martoonie?
** waves to LCB **
Ohai!
Pleez to aim your largest canons at mai werk!
Kthxgottagetowtuvdisbuilding!
*shoots shamwows at iceberg*
*teh color comes up from teh iceberg*
*gibs Raindrop a virgin chokklit martoonie an a hug*
{{{{{Raindrop}}}}}
lol thanks *blushes behind floofy white fur and sips Martoonie*
(((((Prysma)))))
so is der antyone elze playin’ or did Skwirrl win …
*throws out anotter iyceberg wif all noo shamwow-repellent coatings*
Well, teh pinneh-gig WAZ heer, but seems tu hab vanishd, oar been sinkd bai teh battlolsheep, oar sumfing….
Dat iz a gaem Ai’d raver watsh dan plai, Aifink!
i has two moor Q 1. how does u makes the animations and stuff besides this one
and 
and 2. how does you makes the writing bigger
*shoots repellent shamwow guy at shamwow-repellent-coated icebergs*
*iycebergs shrink in horror*
Umm…
deed ai win?
wai is leeza awl cubbered in creem?
hu ate awl teh cookies?
*wipes cookie crums from piggeh’s face*
1. Go to the Cheez Town Cryer (cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com) and look in the helpers, it haz hao tu maek teh smileys.
2. Yu cannawt change the font type/size yu type in, az far az ai know. Yu can maek awl writing awn yur skreen biggur bai going tu teh View menu in yur browser.
*runs to thermostat turns heat on blasting to melt iceburgs, and stuffs overly large peace of gumm into front of blaster gun ting* sheez u both lose come eet kookiez wif us…
*runs back to couch wif Prysma*
*shoots battlolgun, giant bubblol comes out, battlolship floats away*
HALP!
* noms cookie *
* watches LCB float awai *
* wipes skwirrlgrrl down wib a shamwow *
hows about truth or dare so we dont has to run around we can just sit and eet cookies and martoonies
*bubblol burstifies*
*battlolship plummets, hedded strate for whare piggeh is nomming cookies*
Hmm, taht’s nawt teh kynd ob gayme wii normerlee plays heer, rly.
*battlolship continues to plummet*
Akshullee, ai haz tu go fur a bit. Rayn oar nawt, if ai duz nawt get teh gushifuds fur mai kittehs, ai in biiiig trubble! LOL Just trai eksplaining tu a kitteh oar free, “Sowree, no gushifud, ai did nawt want tu get wet!”
But ebreefing else still wayting tu be dund. ))
Problee ai shud get this drattid hoamwurk dun, tu. *sigh* Reeding Week be praktiklee obur, an ai nawt dun much, wif stoopy messt-up hand. ((Otay, it waz a nawsum ekscoos tu spend tuns n tuns uv tiem wif mai bestest frenz
{{{Raindrop, Leeza, LCB, GP, Janet, Gremlin, Annipuss, an enywun else in reech}}}
See yu laytur, guis!
* watches battlolsheep ‘plummet’ slowlee *
* lukks at watch *
* noms an otter cookie *
*tossis Game uv Lyfe, Tribial Purrsoot, an Monomonomolopy behind her awn teh way owt*
{{{Prysm}}}
oop, srry wellllllll what could we do next? or is it time to leaves cause i cant tell wat time these thing last till
*battlolship plummets slightly less slowly*
Wii gets a gnu LOL in a phew minnits, ai is shore dere wheel be moar silliness awn taht won!
*battlolship crashlands on toppa piggeh*
OOF!
Dere NEBBER be a shortage uv silliness heer !!
Ai kums heer to watch and smilol, an offen iz leik lurkloling.
Temp haz jus dropped prolly at leest 10 F, frum mid-fiftys. Iz supposed to snso tonite, if 56% chance meens sno here.
conger matriculations — a freeway ty (bettr tahn freeway tie-up!). yay gp, mm adn ap — teh ty booteek iz haz sum nue shinee britez adn flooffee foofs. whaite kitteh sez surv pitcher uv teh whyte russhinz. adn heerz teh plattur uv teh chrispee, chruntchee chawklit SNAP cookeez foar yur scylla bragh sinn…
ooo fankies! * noms a cookie *
…yuss, it iz, an doan evuhr deefai an angree Perzhun.
Nao. Plz.
oar teh noez gets it
Ai need fud an snorgles
iz hawrd tew gib snorgles wen ur poyntee enz aer hangin awn mai noez…
cc actin laaik bc?
Ob corse nawt. CC’s demands aer awlwayz in teh bestest interests ob awl conserned. Espeshully hoomins who downt want close encounters wib sharp poyntee ends.
NOMS NOW, I NEEDZ DEM!
Boink boink
I wants sum gushifoodz
wakee wakee
hello mcfly!!!!
bttf ref ftw
LOL Teh kitteh looks lyk teh Grinch!!1!!
It remynz me of teh kitteh in “Cats and Dogs”.
looks to me lyke gloria swansun in sunset blvd. kitteh has teh eyes of teh wurld
Ai’z reddy fer muh closeup naow
@@@@@!
Jess, Ai finkso tu.
Hay! I kin see teh bottum of teh fud bole!
Kitteh sez: If ai don’t gotz nose, u can’t haz nose. Boop!
Himz pewpils iz fixed like my harbls…
Clear!
Kitteh luks lyk teh Cowertly Lyin, frum Ozzzz.
pai noe attenshun tew teh mann behynd teh kurtin…
Ai haz flat fais… ai steel yur noes so yu haz flat fais tu! Muahaha!
Stoopy hoomin is sleepin awn teh job…..agin!
*peekz aroun teh corneh*
oh hai! I iz new heah. I iz PawsAlmighty.
I can has frienz?
ohai nu cheezpeep! ai can haz bee yur frend. cheezland bee teh moast frendlee, wundrmuss plaise, wehre ebbrywun getz alawng adn wii awl haz teh funn tugehter. wellcum, noo frend pawsalmighty! o, btw, yu speakingz teh reallee gud lolspeak awlreddee. conga ratz!
A’corse yu can haz frenz! Ennywun whu playz nies wif us can! Walkome tu Cheezland, Pawsalmighty!
ooo lookit a gnu cheezfrend!!! Hai Pawsalmighty! Welcum tu Cheezland!
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* offers hawt chokklit adn cocomonut pololar bare *
U is poysining noo cheezfrends????
*hedbats GP*
pfft! * hedbats stoopy skwirrl* is desicrated cocomonut, is otay!
*stops*
desicrated?
.
*wispers*
wut did u do to it?
Ai gawt eet frum Mick… * shrug * Yu want sum?
ew ew ew
Mick?
*shudders and runsawayfast*
Duz u haz a lerjix to coconuts or duz u jus despize dem (liek ai despize bell peppurz)? Or did u haz a traumatik egg-spear-yentz wif a coconut wen u wuz but a liddul skwirrl?
Yu misst teh Cocomonut Insident??
Teh linkee be awn teh Lore n Lejinds page in teh Cryer.
oh yas, fank cc the cween put that owt there!
how did u miss that ns? it was last fangs givving.
ohai leeza how iz Uz dis aftanoon?
ohai two_kittehs!
did u see my note about teh cheezmeet?
not yet
* goes to chek*
brb
it’s on teh cryer ackshully.
that’s why I asked where u lived…
*dreemilee emerjing from massaj-induced trans*
*runs to chek*
…
brb
Hmmm. Ai wuz eben ther fur part uv teh orijinul fighting fred. Gess ai wuz bizzee atwerk or sumfin.
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Relaytin teh storee to LCB, and den GP’s fite wif teh cocomonut wuz boaf teh funneh. *tries to regain composure*
I wanna hear about NS’s trommatic speriences wif bell peppers.
Um … sry but ai haz blokked dem awl owt, aifinkso. *shudder*
Sum fings shud jus stay in teh past, neber to be spoken uv agin.
Ohai PawsAlmighty, Walkum 2 dis happi plaes!
Ohai Pawsalmighty! welkom!
HELLO IS IT EVERYONE IGNORE RAINDROP DAY no body said hey to me yet
Hey.
FANKS:) finali and sumbodie woo not evn on meh frienz lisd…sheez
ohai, 4n6_kitteh — adn wellcomb too cheezland! ai haz teh plsttur wif teh chawklit SNAP coookeez. Halping yurself, pleze!
umm, dat’s “plattur”…
So um, is yo Raindrop or foreign-six kitteh? Eever whey yer welocme here ob course, it jest seems odd for the DID to aflix sumwun so yung. I wud sujest that you go to yer profile and accept/confirm sum fren requests.
whos is DID again….and what does u mean aflix me and i’m Raindrop but i also wanna be a foresnsic scientist SOOOOOO i put dat but now everyone is confused so i went back to raindrop lol
ai wuz bery confuzzled! Ohai Raindrop! Lyke Judson sed, u shud goe tew ur profyle paige an confyrm ur frend rekwests, ai bett u haz a bunsh uv tehm!
DID is Dissociative Identy Disorder or Dual Identity Dissorder or Dual Injector Distributor or sumfin lyke dat. It’s wut many cheezpeeps haz when their alternate Idenities appeer. Maus/Ebil Maus mite be one case although I now spect that they’re actually two different individuals. Leeza and Skwirrel Gurl is annuder case, Mary O and Sweet Pea, so as you can see you can be whoever you want an hab sebberal personnas but it makes it less nervous making if we know whose behyne the mask. There usta be a yung lady here named No 1 in Particular who had many different Names, wus hard to keep up.
As I fink about it, naow dat we no dat Raindrop and 4N6 are de same you can go ahed and be either wun. Wut is nawt good is to choose to be some else who alreddy exists. I fer instance wud lyke to be STEND but den peeps wud expect me to smart and funny – too mush pressure.
Fanx JCH4+K but you an I boff noez dat Stend, S.T.E.N.D. Stendahlismo is (wuz) one ob the moast smartest and funniest ob awl ob the Cheezland Alumnae.
Ai don’t see Raindrop in dis fred. In ennee caes, dis isn’t kwite liek a chat-room, dere aer awl sorts uv fings goin awn an peepl drop in an owt an doan’t stai heer awl teh tiem.
Sumtiemz, WP plaiz a trikk awn u ware u can see ur messij, but nowun els can, Praps dat happind 2 Raindrop’s messij.
no b/c i IZ Raindrop but i isz under dis (i is confusin’ everyone)
I wanna be a Forensic Scientist when i grows up so i put that put i’ll change it … der dat better
But der wuzn’t a messij eggsept teh wun showtin dat u waz bein ignoard!
oh well i sent one on the bottom and the top so i guess it was just messed up den
oh i has noncment’
IF ANYONE IS FRIENDS WITH JACK WILL YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO HIS PAGE
Jack Deth?
*nod* ‘zaktly. Nawt-sekkund fing ai saw waz complaint uv nawt saying ohai.
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Plz tu remembur also, menne peeps be dropping bai heer frum wurk an skool, when tehy haz teh tiem between duing uvver fings, nawt being heer constintlee.
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Best fing tu du is just get inbolbed in a conbersashun going awn, an be payshunt. An nawt taek it purrsunallee if ebreefing yu say duz nawt get responsis… it happins tu ebreewun.
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Relaks an enjoy teh plais az it be, ‘kay? {{{{{Raindrop}}}}}
KK THANKS sorry i beens complainin’ oh and did you see my comment i have a solution to ur problem but you might have to take your own advce and be patient because if at sumpoint i CAN help you with it, it would take about 30-60 mins but it MIGHT just fix your problem ((((Prysma-Kitteh))))
Thx, Raindrop, ai ‘preeshiate teh wanting tu halp, but nawt tu wurry abowt teh profyle fing… teh Cheezes be wurking awn it, an srsly, tehre be nuffing tu be dun frum teh user syde tu maek it wurk awn enny ‘puter in mai howse, in enny oprating systum, in enny browsur. Ai did trubbleshooting an iz sumfing incompatibul in teh .aspx files. Fank yu, tho.
*poynts up-fread*
Want tu come plai Twistur wif us, er, slitelee oldur folks?
here u is prysma!!
if u don’t get back to teh game in eleventy minnits, u four feets it!
yesh pleez lets see if yall older folks are as flexibull as dis hot sexy yung kitteh
Hawt seckksey yung kitteh? Hoaw kin I join de game? Oh nemme mind, Ise older and fatter and moar rigid den my memory allows. De older I get, the better I wuz.
Hey Rayndwop, I just saw yer post onna last pikchure whare yew splained who yer awl alters were. I wished I had seen it sooner, I wodden hab been so cornfuzzeled.
hot young sexy kiteh???? meeeeeeeeeeeoooow
Ohai Raindrop / Frensix_Kitteh! Welcum tu Cheezland!
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* offers hawt chokklit adn a cherry filled chokklit possum *
YEA thanks!
hai frensix_Kitteh
Ai didz nawt reconnize U.
I-bawls.
Want!
hewoo in der!! *nok nok* Did ai kill da hoomin wit cootness. metinkso.
What a beautiful cat…do you want to rehome it, you can start over with a kitten !!!
your snorez………..I stoppez dem.
gud wun, shd!!!
ah huh-huh, thank-ya…….thank-ya verra much.
ohai dan!
I has a burfday month present for u.
*hand dan a case of Dr Pepper*
ohai Skwirrlgrrl are we friends yet or not i cant remember, if not, wanna be?
sure, I can always use more frends!
hey i just read your profile and you gave stray kittehs away on my birfday
Nov. 1
Raindrop hun, u needz tew goe tew ur profyle paige tew akcept hour frend rekwests, kay?
just what-all am I supposed to *ahem* “do” fer it?
no strings attached dan!
unless u want them to be…
*wikked grin*
Again, ai’m happee to halp!
Oh, adn here’s a big carrot caek wif lotsa creem cheez icing fur yoo, Dan – mai speshultee!
Dan? Did wii skaer yoo off?
nah, I’m in the middle of Sesame Street…..Elmo’s green thumb.
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at least I don’t have the flu this time around. Last year was murder.
no flus is gud noos!
((((pawsalmighty)))) *hanhs chokklit martoonie to everybody*
*CHEEZ, TO NEW KITTEH BUDDIE*
Plastic surgery kitteh sez “I fink we can git rid ob dese baggies under the eyez and bob dis big old honker and botox de fourhed wiff no prollem. Mek yew luk twenny yeers yungerer”
plastik surgen kitteh taiks cair uv doze bahgs unner ur eyez…wevver u wan him tew oar nawt.
oohhhh, taht wuz a GMTA wif Judson onlee ai wuz mush slooower, hee hee!
fankee BF! I am nawt usually kwiker wif the keys or de wit den most Cheezpeeps. Wuntz agin yo has brytened muh day.
awwwww…. It’s the first Mr. Bigglesworth before he went bald!!
wen dr. evil is angries, mf. bigglsworf iz upset.. and wen mr bigglsworf iz upset, peopls die!!
dat hoomin iz viktum of mr. bigglsworfs angries.. meybee used sharks wif lazer beems nex time…
“I’m rather badly burned…”
Duz ennywun hav enny anti-bakterial kreme?
Um Leeza has lotsa creem; nawt shur if iz auntie bacteerial, tho.
ifinkso I’m gettin a repyootashun.
OHAI!!! dis iz my furst post on cheezland! I jus wannna sai HAI to eberyone! i haf ben lurkin fur 3 yerz and it bout tyme i cum otta teh cave!
welkom outta teh cave jinxycat!!! yay! ai hoap u wil joyn hour fun offen naow u haz taiken teh nawt sekond step!
jinxycat, WELCOMES to the land of Cheez! It too me abowt a yeer to delurk, so you’ve been here lawnger than manny ob us so praps yer nawt sekkund post makes yew nawt a noobie but an old timer. Noaw Ise cornfuzzled, I needs a dwink.
iz ben here fur a bery bery looong tyme… twas b4 teh lolcatbible waz ebn tought ov :3
Ohai jinxycat! Walkum!
cats, they are the best. i absolutely love them. thank you cats!
Lawton, we who are abowt to eat gushifud, salute you! Are yew new Here? I don’t rememers yew but den I am constantly introdusin muhself to muh wyfe so my memory is suspect. So wut wuz I saying? Oh yesh, if yer new, welcome, if nawt, welkum bak.
Ohhh – dis be such a laet post, but ai be having dejavu all ober again. When ai seed “Lawton” ai wuz back in ohai school. Ai gradumated frum Lawton High School **mumble** years ago. So ai klicked onna ur blu naem and it wuz true, u be in Lawton! WOW.
u shot me!! ai can’t belief u shot me!
Itz onlee a flesh woond.
CATZ ARE EGOTISTICAL RATZ
Yay!! Sumbuddy broughts da sour graeps!! Now weez can maeks whynes!!
*taeks fluffy paw and smashes sour grapes*
and yer poynt wood be?
When iz counts down frum ten to teh won iz snap my pawsis you can has awake n… oh noez… i doens’t hab enny fumbs.. lol
Little Rudie tells me i need to buy moar cat-grass by rather forcibly chewing on my beard in teh morning…ouch
Hey hai The Crapture!
Please don’t furget to be bloo when yoo come! Ai do laik looking at yur kitteh pickchoors!
Dis kitteh be liek mai kitteh *Kidd* when he wakes me up inna mornin at 5:00! Him sayz “wakee wakee, aiz hungri naow!”
Hewman! Iz der a soul in dere!
great job, ljeanb!!!! I favorited this one!
Kitteh pounch…. *pow*
Man: What the heck!!!! *throw the kitty and whack it*
Kitteh: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW!!!!
100% natural epicness :3
Huhh?
own
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