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Obercum wiv zzzzz
conga rats annie! *offurs a nice glass of pino greegeeoh*
Thx Princess!
When I wuz a beertender, we always callded it “Pino Grunjeo”…
hahah! * gives Maus a scotch*
Fanks, Mu.
*GlugGlugGlugGlugGlug*
*HICK!*
ohai anni adn teh ty booteek qwartette, wif lcb, gp adn ns. sillybrayshunz foar all, adn drinkeez adn nomz adn, adn, adn, whew! *calicocoa scampurrs wifakwikness tu teh ty booteek to dubbel-chek teh invuntoaree adn fynding foar purrfeck snoglobez wif teh sno-cuvured haouziz adn treez.* dat’s whot.
ai haz a tyred……..
heers a soft reekliner, a nyce fire, som hot chocklit wif baylees an an cheezemapblankie…
Just sit heer an relaks an enjoy de silliness!
Ai nose haow yu feelz. Somtymz three stepz iz awl yu kan tayk.
As Tuxey Frodoecat neared the tawp of Mt Doom, the weight of the ring became overwhelming and he had to rest after every three steps.
nao all he needs iz a chezburger an a blanke……
Fluffy will wait for teh movie insted.
because fluffy am lazy, purhaps he am a pholonquious….
My phlonquais certainly is in that pose a lotta times.
Ur phlonqais sound lazy
it am the wai ov the phlonquais… cant be changed. u should juss keep a squad of YNG’s handy. thats wut i dew.
fluffy iz nawt lazy. fluffy iz cheezburger-challenged.
Mebbeh ai wheel trai agen tomorrow…
oar u can maek ur skwirill go fur u
hay!
Duz this mean that teh skeirrlil has bekom phloquais to teh pinny gig?
*duks nd runs wif a kwiknees*
Ai kint kwite pikshur skwirrlgrrl az LCB’s grand-phlonquais.
… an wundurrd if he left teh stoev on.
I do that all the time! stupid stove!
None Shall Pass!
..unless you gentlee nudge me owt uv teh way!
I wud be afeered ov a sneeky pointy-endz attack, aifinkso…
My mu used to take up a whole stair space at our old house she was immovable!
Okai,then….
None Shall Pass….
unless you give me a cookie!
What didya think uv teh Top Chef finale ???
I thot deh most undeserving purrson won
Carla choked, Stephan was over-confident, and The Hoser won it basically ’cause he didn’t screw up. So… this season we have a Top Competent Cook. Meh.
I think his sous chef was deh reason fur Hosea’s win
he was mediocre thru out deh season
his childish rivalry with Stefan kinda got on my nerves
Yesh…ai did nawt liek Carla at first,but I was reely rooting for her by teh end.
Hooty-Hoo !!!!!
me 2
Even though she lost I thought she handled herself with
class and dignity at the Judge’s Table
aaaoooowwww pooooore carla — but she fergawt to keep listning *oanlee* tu her innr voysez, adn *nawt* tu sum “helper” whuze ideers wurr unfuhmi… umfumil… uhh, noo tu hur. teh hosea’s a sweet boi adn compa… cumpe… uhh, deecent enuff cheff. gud riddantz, snawtee stefan!
ZZZZZzzzZZZZ
Ai’s goin fur a shortwalk – Ai mebbe som tym!
Umm…umm……. wun ob the plolar splorurs, ai fink, nawt can merembur wich wun? Stoopee brayn sels, jus doan opin liek day yoostu.
evin goeing *daon* stares!
An ai put on may toksido fur nuffing…
it’s okeh thats ur everyday tuxedo
dats tru – ai deedint put on da bowtay… to puffed foar dat!
Dis is mii trying to get upstares at nite… Puff, puff, puff!
Duz u haz a hebby cast awn ur anklol? Wen Ai borked my anklol, it feeled laek a lump uv led awn mai leg.
ohai Annipuss is it spring time in TTI yet?
It iz at teh momint, but we nebber can be shore dat it wull last! Teh crocussiz aer owt an sum daffloldilliez, butt (tee hee) we hadd lossa sno at Eester lass yeer, tho it wazn’t berry lawng-lastin. `Coz we aer a smallish eyeland ower wevver dipendz awn wich wai teh wind bloes!
I haz an envious, is till too cold up here
today deh tempreshoors is above 40 but it ar gray and rainy
do not want
and neggst week is going to be even colder
We mite ged up 2 50 awn Sumdai, but it wull be raynee. We has got 2 50 moast daiz dis week.
dat sounds nice! I hope U gets sum sun along with the
warmer temperatures
Ai haz juss seed teh wevverman an he sed it wuz in teh mid 50s 2dai an we had sum sun. Cooler 2morro tho an clowdy!
Yash! From mai toeses to mai nee. Butt ai goes upstares awn mai bum – iz prettee eesee, akshulee!
I needs sum refreshmint plz
*dips shamwow in cola, wrings out over leeza’s glass*
There u go.
EWWWWWW haow ewe kno waer dat Shamwow haz bean?
This shamwow has a GPS onnit, that’s how. STN.
gud wun, lcb!
Will a stwabwrry eyescreem soda due?
is dat gud as an antiwrinklol eyecreem tu?
Kitteh needs an Amp, aifinsko. How ’bout you?
Amp?
AMP energy beverage. Mt. Dew on steriods.
… or steroids. Pleh. Friday. And I hasta werks laet too.
sry.. I’ve been off all day!
and yesh I cud yoos a Mtn Dew!
lucky Leeza! I hasta werk tonite unless somewun changes teh laws of fizziks!
*changes laws ov fizziks*
You must not be Scotty…
*gets owt Maus’s spritzer boddel*
SPRAYSPRAYSPRAYSPRAY
Refreshed?
Um… DK… I think there was Debriefing Fluid in that one…
is dat an instant eefekt? oar moar gradjual?!?
u’ll have to ask DK. I has my deflectors on full.
Oooh! Are those noo deflectors? Whare u finded them? They is teh cute!
I can reads teh label?
*grabs deflectors, unenables deflectorification*
NOW, Maus! Get ‘er!
*hedbats LCB*
*then hides behind hur*
*Lowers the Cone of Silences over Leeza*
*Bonksqueeeeeeeeeetinklecrackwhimper*
Oooooohhhh. What attractive undergarments you’re wearing…
*Tosses them to LCB*
*is speechless in aw ob teh master*
*tosses leeza’s unnergarmets to teh shamwow guy*
WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YALL TALKIN’ ABOUT
I fink it wuz a Hall an Otes sawng
♪♪”I’m nawt talkin’ bout yer linnins,
and I doan wann waist yer tyme”♪♪♪
NEW WowKnickers!
Holds 12 times their weight in liquid!
Mick’s been switching undies wif me AGAIN???
*cursez under breffs*
wehn I get hold of that silleh GP I’m gonna make him take that stoopy Mick and *mumblemumblemumble*
SO HALP ME!
Um … if Mick kin switch undeez wif u & u nawt noes abowt it until u iz debriefed, u mite haz sum sort uv problum. Yesh? Or izzit nawt rillee a problum?
he keeps sneeking into teh lawndree mat!
he takes mine, and leeves his!!
he duz this to LCB too.. that’s why she always gets cotted wif teh OLUs…. MICK’S, again!
*hedbonks leeza*
sew if leeza was debreefed, whut is she weering?
That’s …. disturbing.
I CAN COMES INTO UR CONVO?
Plz to nawt yell.
Raindrop, dawlin… der is no needz to axe permisssions bee fore joinin a thwed!! Jes addz ur commints and yous in!!! Jes not to YELL at us. otay!???
Hey thare Raindrop/4N6 there are many references to historic posts here in Cheezland. If you look at the Cheeztown Cryer many of them are explained. Mauses debreefin process has been around fer many munfs and is often dragged out fer a bit. There are others that will make no sense unlest you become familiar with this new werld yer traveling in.
If these become popular, will u has to make significant modifications to teh double-wide debriefing cart, Maus?
Nah. It has a trailer hitch, so I can double the capacity with The Debriefing Cart Annex Trailer and BBQ Wagon…
We burn the removed briefs in the BBQ smoker. It adds that je ne sais quoi to the flavor of the food…
Haven’t you been enjoying the BBQ at NOM and Cheez?
*restaurant reviewer overhears*
*goes off to rite a review of NOM*
*offers restaurant review teh inside scoop on NOM*
Hay! Nom is a classy Place. besides we dont offur BBQ… anymoar…
srsly!
Ai nebber lieked BBQ enniwai!
Duzzint deez eggzist? Izzint dey called “diapers” or “nappies?”
*just grossed hurself owt*
*shudder*
*runsaway*
i knows how to fix all da fightin’
*grabs LCB’s Shamwow and ties, Skwirrl, Maus, and LCB togetha*
dere is alllllll better now
oh teh hugh manatee! next peeps will be glued together!
jest as longgg as da haz der briefs and boxers on bee four the glue is applied!!
GAMMACAT!
ixnay on teh ooglay!!
sowwy leeza! just saw a commercial fur new animated movie called G-force (bout pinny gigs) and taht reminded me of the yew-now-whut!
*Gets out the Ebil Souper Gloo*
*DabDabDabDabLeeza*
*DabDabDabDabGamma*
*Presses them together*
Voila! Conjoined Cheez Peeps!
ur makin it WURSE!
sssshhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
*hopes no one is reeding up heer*
*gets out de-gluing kreme*
dinna wurre, is nice smelling and maykes yer skin soft!
*dab dab dab*
der, all dun!
*gos after Maus wif teh goggles taht show onlee gurlee moovees*
just wut I need.. more creem!!
*slow, sad hedshake*
oooh, make shure it’s set for Lub Story gammacat!
that’s his fave.
Itz bee eetable glu? Wearz da YNBs at …. Dey comes wif da eetabkle gloooo?
what da heck Maus ur weird … but funny lol oh and dont worry Skwirrl i is not reading about it at all
Gotta go guys! We’re putting some new computers in my lab. Everyone have a good weekend!
have fun un-stormin teh cassel!
u 2!
cya oh and next tyme you should use like gumm or stiky tak or duct tape … wurks good on prisoners…. no tells polycy mans
has a gud weekweekweekend Maus! hope they are gud compewters!
Da Maus haz left da Haus!
w00t! Mai nawt-sekkund debreefing? How’daido how’daido?
wut do da debreefing fluidz due to a peepez?
oooohhhhh … luks up da thred…. it makes ur briefs cum loose!!! Do nawt want!! Hopes Leeza has a baf robe!!! Maus — due da bebirefin’ occur in the NB???????
It remoovs teh breefs, uv coarse.
Sew iz it liek teh takeela — makes teh cloze fall off?
Yesh – but applied externally ravver den internally.
wud u liek at glass ob fronsh sovvinjon blanc?
wif sum schwimps?
*Beeeeeeeeeep*
Leeza is being debriefed at the moment.
Please leave your name and nomber.
*Beeeeeeeeeep*
i kin halp wiff dat. I’l just test theese noms fur hur till she gits bak!
*gives Princess a sturn luk*
U can habs hafs – afink Leeza will need de rest to git ober de shock ob debriefing…
dats troo, I’ll b gude
Wut didid Leeza due such dat shez needz to lose her briefs?
I dunno… It’s Friday?
u just wate Elsa.. he will get round to u sooner or later…
ifinks dat da Maus need to git his briefs loosed … o maabee himz wear da boxers??? Heemz has a debriefer fluid deflector — Soooooo…. SSSSssssssppppprraaaaaayyyyy…. Maus bee naw covered wif da deBOXER fluidz. Eberybody — Jumpz on heem wifakwikness heemz boxer is comin’ loose!!!!
No? Da Maus not swoonable wifout heem boxerz? I nebber noed da Maus wuz sooo scawee wif out hiz boxerz … Maa Bee iffin we use a blind fold???
Ohhhh nooooo… Maus’ loose boxers feld off awl buy demselves….. Mabee we needz a cone o blindness???
I’m wearing my DFRUs. Nothing’s coming loose today…
DFRUs?
*gets out lolspeek akronym book*
*starts pawing at pages*
Debriefing Fluid Resistant Underwear…
if I bat my eggstra long eyelashes and toss my luxuriant hare, will yew tell me were to get sum?
*bats lashes*
*tosses hares*
Butt — yous wuz sprayed wif da deBOXERing fluid. Iz differnet frum da bebriefing fluidz!!
I am immune to your feeble flirtations!
BEGONE, DEVIL WOMAN!
*tryies puppy dog pout and leeky eyes*
Sorry. That only works if you’re Mrs. Maus or Daughter Maus …
*hedbonks Maus*
gud {insert appropriate time of day here}!
where did yew get a cone of silence? I need wun to put over a cow-werker!
It’s part of The Double Wide Debriefing Cart. Unfortunately, no portable models exist. But here’s a 55-gallon old drum with one end cut off. Will that do?
furr this person, yuppers! an if it ‘accidentally’ gets shipped tew the junk yard, well… what can yew do!
he has to use a cone of silense becuase his hands r sew cold!!
Seamed liek a gud eye deer at teh tiem!
Kitteh d-tuer. Seek alturnet root.
Epik not sew much. Mineh-series. Possibleh.
Mebbe onlee a 2-parter ?
Paws-ulbee three.
Tunite onna berry speshul Blossom…
*spittake*
*snerk*
ai shud uv pakded sum cheezburgers…
always a gude plan!
12 step kitteh afraid of fourth step…
haha! gode wun!
Iz dat “edmit dere’z a haiyur powur”? Kittehz alweyz haz trubbul wif dat wun.
so wat r we gonna talks bout dis tyme?
angwy ferwits!!1!
Angwee ferrits??? I foughted dat angwee ferrits were gibben a job as slippers??? No?? Didid dey get fired from da slipper gig??
*sigh* dey nomed sum foots n den teh rest is hipstory… i fink dey wented back to der soups…
Angwy Ferrit Soup!!!! Iz dat on the menu at NOM?
Angwee Ferrit SOUP!! Iz dat sold at NOM too togefer wif the smoled brief BBQ?
Arrggg — mii stoopy connecteemun todaa!!
ummm… weeel…. scritches hed, luks up da thred … Ifinkso dat der bee a kuppula different tings dat iz beein diskussed. I kno dat Leeza be loosin her breifs & I done no Y!!!
well, hay… lets see … oh … HORSES EET IT….umm…it smells like tea when its green… and thats all i can think of, hey is not a very exciting topic ……. lol HOLA … ‘sup
I fought wid grabitee but grabitee won
Grabitee uzullee duz dat. *nod*
In fakt, last nite on teh gnuz, ther wuz a storee about sumwun crashin an ultralite. Wen teh gnuz purrrsun said “What caused teh ultralite to fall to teh erf?,” Momkat & ai boaf said to teh teevee, “Grabitee!!!”
Grabitee stay deh hell awai frum me
poor hubkitteh got all dressed up but still waiting fur deh Mrs to get ready
and is bored out of himz mind
herz has already changed three outfits
*groan*
As he waits for the dreaded “Does this outfit make me look fat?”
Does dis outfit make me look fat?
*Sincere Look On Face*
Of course not, dear! It’s gorgeous!
*Maintains Sincere Look On Face*
*hed bats Maus on general principols* :p
ooh – ai sens year ob practise behind da sincere look on face!!!
we menz pwactise dat look fer when dat kwestshun is axed. We kin be sincere wevver we mean it or nawt.
Did yoo ever try reading this lion as “No. It duzzn’t maek you LOOK fat.”
I don’t beleef U
*walks out in a huff*
to try a fifth costume change
U haz a fifth costume? Izzit a fifth uv vodka? Gin? Bourbon?
Inkwirin minds wantz to noe!
is not me it ar Mrs Kitteh dat Tuxie kitteh is waiting for
pashuntly
Silleh meh!
guyz hav it sew easy! they don’t have to put on makeup, or find jewelry…
or deh rite bag or shooz and don’t even get started bout deh hair
*shudders* ai was tryin not tew think bout teh hair! it taykes a proffeshunal 30 minutes to blow dry mai hair. By myself, bout 4 hours!
I knoz, a few years ago we wuz going to Gnu Year’s Parteh
an I flat ironed my hair (took about 45 min) and guess whut
by deh time we reached our destinashunz it had started raining
an mah byootifully done stick strait hair wuz back to a frizzy mess
in no time at all
*sigh*
This iz why CC invented ponytails, aifinkso!
In Croydon (dat’s part uv Lundun) pony taylez aer cawled “Croydon Faes lifts”
Oooh – datz wen u noe itz too tite. Owie!
but but Iz wanted to look cute and fashionblol
ponytayls is an ebryday look
NO! eberybudy wearz da ponitales awl da timez now – eben on da Red Carpet!!
OMG ennyfink but teh HARE. Doan evuhn getz mi startud awn TAHT nytemarez.
we is getting late plz to hurry up
kittehs always arrive at teh rite time! eberywun else is earlee!
Wyze gammacat. Iz wyze.
gammacat noze her kitteh fakts well
i’m lost were is everyone talkin at on this page?
ai just luk under the ‘whos talking’ box and then jump in…
ok but i’m talking about on THIS page b/c ppl arnt just typing in the bottom of the page there all split up …
deer ar LOTS o differint conversamations happin all togethers!!
People talk all over the place, Raindrop. It’s generally not a coherent thread from beginning to end. It’s more like a cocktail party (with or without cocktails) — lots of conversations are going on simultaneously. In real life, people might get offended if others randomly jumped into conversations, but here that doesn’t happen. You can come and go from discussions more or less as you please. If you want to respond to someone, make sure to use the “Reply to this comment” link with the appropriate post in order to (try to) make sure your response goes with the correct comment. If there is no “Reply to this comment” link (this happens when a certain number of comments are “nested” together), use the “Reply here” link. If you just comment at the bottom of the thread rather than using the correct “reply” links, nobody will have the proper context for your comments & you’ll confuse everyone.
*clappity* nicely explained NS!
Fanks, Mu. Ai started in lolspeak & den givved up. Nao mah hed hurts. *sigh*
Gibbs NS too Iboo pro fens and a bigz gwass o waterz… an a fluffy piwwo to rest her hedz on fur a minit or to
Fankies, Elsa_Mama. Mebbe ai shud stop bangin mah hed on mah desk, azwell.
*maykin a conscious effort to be a niec kitteh rite nao*
Yous a beery nice kitteh rite naw — weez all are!! Jest breef reel slowwwww an haz a XL drinkee
*bites hur own fingurs* (seems more appropriate than biting my tongue since I’m typing)
…
Ai iz tryin. Ai iz rillee tryin. *deep cleansing breath*
…
See, LCB — dis iz wut happens wen ai duzzint haz mah “o” durin teh daytiem!
DOES ANYONE NO IF SKWIRRLGRRL IS STILL HERE ?????
*turns off Raindrop’s caps lock*
Raindrop,please do not yell, the use of all caps is for emergencies or announcements only. I know that someone pointed out that this is not a chatroom so people pop in and out at odd times. I know that I check out ICHC when I can but that might be for three minutes every other hour. During that time I read the posts and try to see if there is an opportunity for me to contribute. While there are really no rules here there are some conventions that keep things running smoothly: no vulgarity, no yelling, try nawt to be needy, don’t sit in companionways, never drop yer golf bag on the green, when bowling eat yer french fries wiff yer left hand (unless yew bowl lefty), never pull your darts until the scorer has totaled yer points, etc. We really are happy that you have joined us but unlike many new kittehs you weren’t a lurker before you started posting so you are nawt yet familiar wiff the culchure of Cheezland, and just as you should nawt go to France and expect them to act like Americans, you can’t come to Cheezland and expect us to act the way you want us to, sorry.
*jentlee kisses Judson on teh cheek*
…
Purrrrzaktlee!
best ever
okay, now taht wuz weerd. wen my Sekrit Idenity loggd owt, dis LOL wuznt on teh frunt page anymore!! at leest not teh frunt page taht hur/him culd see!! so i had to coming in teh bak way, throo teh “hooz talking.” anyway, after taht thrilling advenchur, i am finaly heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! inklooding Maltiemomma, Tameta, an Vikingdude! if it iz yor burfday too, don’t be shy, speek up and joyn teh party!! burfday fairy wuz in teh mood for a snikkers candy bar (haz choklit, peanuts, karmel, an floofy stuff, for ths hoo haz nebber habbinged wun before), so we haz snikkers caek!! (yooze yor imajinayshun – iz too delishus to be deskribing!!) an snikkers i skreem barz!! an refreshing fizzy party punch (cawze teh caek an i skreem barz are being very rich), an poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm!! an goodie bags wif bownsy ballz taht light up liek a lava lamp wen tehy bownse, ittybitty elektronic handheld “fire teh hairballz at teh trollz az tehy falling frum teh sky” games, kandeez, an sparkly tuxie-kitteh stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Fanks BF! *puts awn pompom hat*
Ohai, BF!
*stiks a sparkly tuxie-kitteh stikker on hur monitor platform*
*smilols az she luuks at teh stikker & ignores hur werk*
thankee for teh goodie gabs BF!!
since tho teh notwerking netwerk (@werk) is getting werse, I’m goin to get sum gushifud! TTFN yew-awl!
*puts awn pompom hat*
*puts sparklee tuxie kitteh sticker on monitor*
*joynes NS in ignoring werk*
*goes bak to banging hur hed on hur desk*
*goes fur a walk before hur blood preshur spikes*
*runs back to give NS a hug*
{{nightshayde}}
enjoi yer walk!
Fankies — took mah car in fur servis & dey wuz dun wiffit wifamayjurkwikness. Itz a byootiful day & teh shop iz neer mah werk. Ai kin haz a niec walk to pik up teh car, den get sumfin yummeh & unhealfee fur lunch.
Fanks Gammacat, I wooda runned up to give nightshade a hug but dat wooda drove my Blud preshur up. Nightshade, do you want a spare mauspad fer when yo bangs yer hed on yer desk?
LOL! Ai akshullee haz wun!
…
Ai tayked mah walk & went to Rubio’s fur lunch. Mmmm… fish tacos. Ai eben did sumfin ai hazzint dun in a long tiem — ai had a beer wif mah lunch. Boy – did I need that?!!!
…
Nao ai iz a calmer & happier kitteh.
ROFL … den *heddesk heddesk* handz ober I’s grabs & cuddles mii cyoot Jazzy puppeh
*skritches teh Jazzy puppeh on himz or hurz belleh*
Da jazzy Puppeh give you hiz bestest wiggles adn hiz happiest happy face — & jes so you nose — no one kin keep a sad wehn da Jazzy puppeh gibs you hiz wiggles and happy face!!
*Runs after da Jazzy puppeh — he just ran out da goggie door wif my shoos!!!*
fankies Burfday Fairye!
*taeks a bawl an starts to bouns eet round*
ooh – luk at de pretteh lababublols!
*bouns bouns bouns bouns bouns*
now were is everyone talkin at ?
Plz to read NS’s reply to you when you aksed dis queshun fur deh furrst time.
Raindrop — please look at the big paragraph I wrote you a few minutes ago. It explains quite a bit.
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People talk where they talk. People are involved in their own conversations. You may gently pop into conversations if you want to — but just as in real life, it’s not particularly good form to bust into a conversation & ask what people are talking about. Just sit back, read, and absorb. Please also know that there are a whole lot of recurring inside jokes & references to stories from other days, other conversations, and other threads. You can find many of the often-referred-to stories and threads on cweenmj’s blog (cheeztown cryer). If we are involved in games/mirth/silliness/seriousness/etc & you don’t know what’s going on, please don’t be insulted — and please don’t complain that you don’t understand. If you don’t get a certain reference (as I was unsure of Leeza’s issue with coconuts), feel free to ask — but don’t ask about everything. You can consult the lolspeak wiki for some info, and the Cheeztown Cryer for a LOT of info. Try to figure out as much as you can from context on your own before asking. It’s more fun that way anyway — some of the older threads are really really funny & fun to research.
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We are here to have fun. We’re happy to help with making ICHC a fun place to hang out — but we’re not here to specifically entertain any one person over another, and aren’t here specifically to teach chat room/comments etiquette.
Oh — and please don’t type in all capital letters. It comes across as “yelling,” and it’s quite unsettling.
patience U has it!
not patience, NERVE oh and that tyme i was yellin’
ok ok ok ok i’m leavin’ now i WILL come back with a better attitude tommorow but i need to kewl down just as much as you do now…. – ugh -
Oh trust me. That was patience… and plenty of self-restraint.
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PLENTY of self-restraint.
you do no that i iz not sum grown up mature adult like all u guys i’m a 14 year old who is homeschooled an lonly and i’m sOOOOOOOOOO sorry about the whole wanting attention thing but i dont see ppls very often and i just wanna fit in like i AM one of the adults here …. i’m sorry, really… i can has good mood now pleez
i PROMISE I WILL LOOK AT THE STUFF SO I WONT HAVE TO ASK QUESTIONS 
oh and when i type in big letters i’m not yellin’ thats just my way of sayin’ that i’m seriouse or surprised or whatever the case may be but i dont yell unless i’m like cheering for someone or somthing like that …. oh well cya off to read …. and dont send me a friend request pleez …. we be nyce but we not on quite a friend lvl right now *goes away tail up ears back*
bye to all my FRIENDS on right now, promise i’m gonna not be so annoyin’ next tyme
Raindrop — I know you’re young & I know you’re homeschooled. There are a number of other youngsters who post regularly here & you’re certainly all welcome. I was just trying to explain some etiquette so that things won’t get out of paw. An important part of growing up is learning how to deal with grownups in a variety of social situations & I hope we help you learn to deal with grownups in THIS social situation.
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Take care & have a nice weekend.
{{{{{{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}}}}}} Tank yew foar awl teh halp yu gibs, an foar yur payshins an kyndnis!
{{{{{{{{{{raindrop}}}}}}}}}} Dis bees lurnin speereeins foar mennee ob us – hoep yu keeps lurnin wif us.
*Hugs nightshayde*
*quietly slips her o back in her pokket*
ohai LCB how beez U an Ur kittehs?
How is Esme?
O hai, 2k! I has been havening a severe case of RLS. Today I hadded teh day off, tho. Liam wented to teh vet for his annual checkup. He did vry well; such a laid-back kitteh in teh car and at teh vet, even when there was a barky dog in teh wating room. He has a eer infeckshun, but otherwise is teh ok. Everyone sed how handsome he is.
Esme wented to chemo on Tuesday but her tests prior to treatment showed that teh disease is spreading and there’s nothing moar they can do for her. She has losted lots of wate — 2 pounds in just a few months. So we will take teh bestest care of her that we can at home until it’s Time.
{{{{{{{{Lolcatburglar}}}}} I am SOOOOO sorry to hear this. I had really hoped for a better outcome . . .Teers ar running down my face right now. I has such a sad fur you.
{{{{lcb+Esme}}}} I is sowee, U is gud kitteh momma
mah eyes is leaky too,
I doesn’t knoz whut to sai
I iz proud to hab U as mah fren
Thx, guise. It is teh hard, but I did knoes going in that we were only buying her some time, not a cure. Until vry recently, it was totally worth it to have her on teh chemo because she was benefitting from it. She is slowly declining now, but she has had a wonderful life, has been well-loved and given lots of joy to all who know her. The peeps at teh chemo vet all lubs her and everybuddy sed they was teh happy whenever they sawr her name on teh schedule. That makes me happy and even though the disease will win, because if it lotsa people got to know what a wonderful kitteh is my Esme.
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*wieps leekee eyez*
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U & Esme haz bin blest to have eech uvver. If we who haz nebber meeted u in teh reel lief can tell hao bery muchlee u luvs ur kittehs, ai cannot eben IMAGINE hao muchlee dey noes u luvs dem. U iz gud pplz, LCB.
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*wispurrs* Fanks fur givin mah “o” back. Ai iz calmer nao.
does herz like shinee fings too?
*dangles a shiny sparklee ball in frunt of Esme*
{{{{{LCB and Esme}}}}} I will be thinking about y’all.
Nawt much more I know to say….
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{{{{{Liam}}}}}
I wish I had anything to say… Esme’s a lucky girl to have you.
Anything I can ever do, if only yet another understanding shoulder…. *spreads both hands, running out of words*
*wipes leeky eyes wif leftover shamwow*
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{{{{{{{{{{LCB & Esme & Liam}}}}}}}}}} Wishing you great strength, my dear. Your heart is known to all of us here, Esme and Liam are blessed to be so loved by you. Giving and receiving love is the only real ‘spell’ there is.
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So sorry to hear of your situation. It’s so hard to let them go, even when we know it’s inevitable, and it’s time. You are a wonderful kitty mama and your kitties are blessed indeed. Esme will go on her way surrounded by love, and she will have no more pain or sickness when she does get to the bridge.
We are all holding Esme up to the light, and you, too. You are both muchly loved here. {{{{{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}} {{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{lcb and esme}}}} i soooo sorri lcb
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Much lubs to awl of yoo.
Oh, well, I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever
as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
*purrs lazily*
I uhgree wiv fluffy…. iz too musch wurks…
Lazy cat!
aifink it be becaws Africat isnt heer wif his roasis and purrrrfumes an midlol-easturn lugsuries…
Dis issa kinda Zen place, fings happen when they needs to happen nawt nessasaryly when you wants them to happen, fer eksample notice how many alphabetical listes never git past ‘J’, dats bekawse it wuz nawt thare time. Thares a flow that is best to simply go wiff. Be easy, pilgrim. OOOOOMMMMMM.l