CSI kitteh
CSI kitteh iz collecting evidenze
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Kitteh haz no clue.
Haz been hangin owt wif Telly Savalus trying to solve crimes, aifinkso.
lol! Tootsie Pops!
cultural reference WIN
Concatshoelaces on yer solo nawt sekkund, NC66! Hao wud u liek to sillybrayte?
Oh fanky NS. Uh nice Stout and uh grrrl band sawng sounds deliteful.
Haow ’bout dis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eONhto0x_nI
Okay, ai noes, nawt an awl-grrl band. So trai dis (ai lubs dis song!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxf6Xd75yUo
*pours a Guiness*
*luuks arownd fur the Guiness Piggeh*
*puts a Bangles CD on teh juke bawks*
GMTA, Nightshayde!
~scurries bak in frum the kitchen where NC wuz cookin’ dindin~
Oh lurvly NS.
♫♪ Time, time, time
See whats become of me
While I looked around
For my possibilities
I was so hard to please ♫♪
~goez wild and starts dansing arownd liek uh fool~
* Grabzez NC66z paws adn joynz in deh dansingz.
Dans dans dans dans dans!!!!
*walks lyk an ejypshun*
*bends arms & walks with hed facing sideways next to PK*
*paints heavy black mascara awn teh cween*
*and pretends herz iz Ejypshun royalty*
*az NC dans wif her and udders cheezpeeps*
*tew the Bangle sekkund song*
♫♪ All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance don’t you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They’re falling down like a domino ♫♪
Hee hee — it wuz eever dat or Bananrama, or The Go-Gos.
Bananarama*
*Sticking with the seasons theme*
♫♪ Hot summer streets
And the pavements are burning
I sit around
Trying to smile but
The air is so heavy and dry
Strange voices are saying
(What did they say)
Things I can’t understand
It’s too close for comfort
This heat has got
Right out of hand ♫♪
~NC does The Sprinkler dans~
Wut wuz dat band wif Belinda Carlyles?
**Dans dans**
Baykayshun awl ai ebur wanntid..
Baykashun hadda git awai…
**pondurs**
**faiswing** Nightshayde awlreddy got it, teh go-gos. **makes note to chek upfred befoar makun commints.**
Hey NC66!! I cauted dat twain!! Den it tooked mii home. Mii Mama wuzn’t on da twain — she were at her haus cookin salmon -so I diddint needz to ketch herz. I ated salmon, piked up mii puppehs and naw i iz at my berry own haus!!! yea!! Butt its poring here in CheeCaGo land and mii 10 mos. puppeh Jazz is makin me and de Lady Jane (mii 6 yr old big goggie NUTZ!!!) Rite naw da LJ is trin to eet himz – iz berry loud heerz!!
*dans dans dans tu Bangles*
IZ dansdansdansin to da moosic uv puppeh barkin!! Whooooo
Fanks Elsa_Mama.
Your puppeh barking moosic reminded me
of teh name of dis band.
youtube.com/watch?v=SgZ3KbLNz50
~mmmmm caaaaanddeeeee~
YEAA!!! I wantz CANDY too!! Whooohooo…. My Jazzy puppeh wuz in da rainz — I brushed his hair into a faux hawk like da singer!!
*falls off chair, bounces off ottoman*
ROFLCOPTER!!!
U okay der NC66????? — I hopz U did not bounce too high!!
con cat shu lacerations nativeca would you like some chocolite martoonies and fugey pi?
Fanky agarwaendaedraug ~nom nom~
Ai’m goin ‘tew save the martoonies fur a littlol later.
Yew liek grrrl bands?
The guitar riff part of Hazy Shade of Winter jes started up fred.
Com dans wif us.
Oh hile, yu ar tu yung. Dint Simon an Garf unkl do that song nawt second!
BTW I luv yer neu hat!
Fanks OL. Iz mai St. Patty’s day hat.
Ai beeleb yew awr right ’bout S&G.
youtube.com/watch?v=MRwURvCqSOk
They made it teh yeer ai wuz borned.
Oh nooooos! Yu ar a meer chiled! Ai am awl enuf to be….. nebber mind. Ai onlee feel 36…yeah, d
continues…
Yeah, dats rite, onlee 36 yeers old butt don tell aneeone. Mai brodder sended me a breminder dat we sawd da Beetles on Ed Sully van 45 yeers ago.
Hows dat eben poss able?
Ifinkso, sum uv us haz goneded frew a tiym warp… wii still yung….
Reminds me of an I Love Lucy episode.
Wii awr awl onlee az old az we feel.
It varies day 2 day wit me.
Sum days ai feel my own age,
sum days ai feel like uh twelb yeer old.
Sew, yew go ahead and bii any age yew want OL.
Ai’ll eben make dem card yew at the NB.
*grabs cweenmj’s hand and duz the tiym warp again*
Schmoo!
Kitteh iz eatin ear waxz. Iz grozz but teh dos it ane wayz.
Mi kitteh doz.
de gog deed it
…in teh pantry, wif uh teh can opener.
Nope. *showz NC deh pantry card.*
~embarrassed he wuz wrong, NC ducks into uh secret passage~
*rollz dice. Moves 4 stepz. Enterz deh Ballroom.
Eet wuz deh Ebil Maus in deh ballroom wif deh Zippo
*looks at own cards, nope, nope, nope*
N-E-wun else? no?
Gud suggestion yor majesty.
Wuld yew liek tew make an accusation?
Um…. no. no akkuzashunz rite now.
*emerges frum secret passage in study*
Teh sourpea did it in the study wif deh tendril ob doom
Hmmmm. * showz NC66 deh tendrillz uv doom card.*
sry.
*rollz dice. takez 2 stepz.
ratz!
*pawnders*
Who culd it bii?
Ai wuld ask kitteh in the lol,
but apparently he has no clue.
mutterz under breaf:
Y i gitz awl deh ruum cardz adn b kleer on uzzer side uv board frem deh conservatory?
*rollz dice, takes 6 steps*
*stands outside library blocking door*
ai bet coconuts are in teh envelope
*makes note on detective pad*
oooooo. he’z playing hardball….
*rollz dice. takez 5 stepz. enters Dining Room.
*checkz cardz.
suggest Red in deh Dining room wif deh Seltzer bottlol.
*peeks at cards, gets squirted in the eye*
Ai fink ai hab the seltzer bottlol.
*rolls, enters liberry*
suggests leeza in teh liberry wif teh whippy cream pie
*chekkz cardz….
Hmmm. nope, nope, nope.
U wanna making deh akuzayshun??
Nope. Nawt yet.
*mutters coconuts*
*Chekkz notez.
Wish I kud reed mai own handriting.
*rollz dice…. takez 3 stepz.
*rolls dice… takes step to the riIiIiIght*
*towards the Billiard room*
*Rolls dice. takez 5 steps, enterz Conservatory.
*kunsultz notez. lukz at kardz agin.
.
suggessts LCB wif a shinee thing in deh Conservatory.
HAY! U sinked my battlolship!
How’d u git a battlolship in deh conservatory?
Nope, ai haz teh shinee…
Wait! Where did it go?
.
Hmmm duz ai hab Conservatory, no?
*suspects cweenmj haz awl the room card*
.
Ai gawt nuffin.
Accuzayshun?
Turned left at teh Billyard Room.
I akkuze LCB wif deh shinee battlolship in deh conservatory!!!
U like? Come aboard. U can relax in teh j’accusey.
*hed desk!! hed desk! Hed desk!!!*
Adn now tu bed… so’z i can haz bed hed in deh moarning.
G’nite!!
{{{NC66}}}
{{{LCB}}}}
~openz envelope~
Hey where did awl the cards go?
~luks in hand~
Hey where did teh envelope go?
~luks in udder hand~
Hey where did my cards go?
~checks board~
Hey where did teh board go?
Where’s the dice?
Where are the weapons?
~luks towards LCB jes in time to see her~
~make awf wif eberyfing~
~in uh shinee battlolship~
Goodnite! I mights be around a liitle 2morrow — I has a day orf!
‘Nite MJ.
I’m awf tew bed 2.
Enjoy yor day orf LCB. ‘Nite.
*snuglolz intu bed wif a smilol.
*tiny tendrils 0 doom trip off teehee-ing to bed wif cardz*
*JCH4K reeds teh fun gayme wundering how come she nebber played any ov tehm.
.
*Sees tiny tendrils disappeering around teh corner*
*Ponders teh meening ov Laif.*
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42!!!
But awl teh evidence will haz fur.
we needz moar DNA
Your DNA. Iz collektin it wiv a swab.
wears duz dat kitteh needz to pu dat swab???
GMTA!
In Soviet Russia, DNA collects you!
Awl hims fines is traces ub corms!
Iz him in NY, Miami, oar Vegas?
Ifn him in NY, I can has Gary Sinise?
Ifn him in Vegas, DIS awn Wil Peterson!
oops, dat iz, DIBS!
May bee he iz part of NCIS, nawt CSI.. Den we can haz Antonee Denozo. Tho i likee dat Gibbs too
Ai donut nose the NCIS. Ai onlee yewshalee wadsh CSI (begus) an Howse. Butt (hehe) yew kin haz him, oar dem boff, az yew preefur?
weel… Antone Denozo iz a young Gibbs — so boff just mite be nice contrast …hmmmmm…..
NCIS – Navy Crime Investgatie Service … Dat Gibss wuz a Marine!!
Mai huzbin sez sumwun needz to beet deh cwap owtta Denozo.
Yea Ifinkso dat he iz rite. Butt (hee hee) heez still cyoot
troo, but heez kinda yung fur mii.
I can haz David Caruso?
Oakee doughkee. I gess we hab dib-eed dem awl up gud. Party in teh NB?
I worries abutt David Caruso — himz haz a week neck… hiz hed is all ways tipped ober to da side!! Whasup wit dat?
Ai pwomiss to be jentul wiff himz nek, then.
Ai will halps yoo, NS.
OOOOOooooo 2 awn 1 fur David Caruso … to the NB wif U!
Alreddee dere!
Otayyyyy…. weeeeel den carry on 4.5K and NS … carry on!
Iz there vultures in teh NB?
I know David doesn’t luk gud wif his hed like dat,
but ai doan fink he kwalifies az carrion, yet.
Mus be a boi fing. Mah huzbin duzzint get teh atrakshun. Momcat & ai boaf fink Caruso iz teh yummeh.
…
OK. Dat mite be a liddul disturbing. Nah — we boaf fink George Clooney iz beyond hawt.
*hands 4.5 a vanillol martoonie*
Oooh fankies, NS!
*sipsipsluuuuurrrppppp!*
Elsa_Mama, I wondered why his head was always tipped too! I thought maybe his glasses were too heavy, or else someone had just slapped him upside de haid just before they started the cameras rolling….. I never thought about him veing cervically challenged!
My Kitteh lurves the Cute Ips as play thingz.
I haz no kittehs naw — but has goggies. Mii babeh goggie luvs da cute tips too, butt den he alzo luvs da tissues and da TP and da sox and da .. weel eeneeting dat ken bee ripped all up!
Kitteh shud tare up fuglee carpet – maybe dere’s ebidense under it!
kitteh readeez toolz 2 dus 4 feenaprinz, aifinkso..
den notices encrimnaiteen spot on fugly carpet n den solbes de criem… Grishm wuld b proud..
later. right now hes bizzy scratching the furniture for samplez
Pleez tew appli yur spit tu dis cute-ip.
*zzzznnnnzzzz*
*hack*
*ptooie*
Hows dat?
Oops, sawry ’bout dat.
Gawt uh liddlol awn yor forensic kit there.
Hayyyy Onlee needz da spit … nawt al dat udder goooiii yeller stiffz… eeeeewwww!
kitteh sez ‘ Ahh c’mon guize, sumbuddy hasta has a lite! Wares dat Maus an hiz Zippo win yo needz him?’
“what a sick sosietee…cheezburgers disappearing across teh city…im gonna get to the bottum of tihs”
He’s no CSI… the lights are on and he’s not using a flashlight! IMPOSTOR-KITTEH!
LOL FTW!!!
There is your culprit, sir!
He’s wurking under cubber.
Miss Marple kitteh is on deh case
of deh body in deh liberry
note 4 teh lab: evidenze kud be a littul changd bay tuna-flavurd saliva.
Kitteh, noooo. You’re contaminating evidence!
Yay – itz tiem fur meh to going hoam! Gud nite, Cheezpeeps!
‘Nite NS. Fanky fur the drinkseez and danseez.
Awite! Hooz teh wise guy wut put peenut budder awn mai swabs?
Peenut budder iz deh noo orinj — poysun!!!!!
That’s so funny… not only does it look just like my cat, my cat also loves to play with Q-Tips. She goes nutty for them. Sadly though, my baby has yet to make her first ICHAC appearance.
o hai! hope to see yur babey berry soon.
WOOT!
**oh lookie – nightshadye and nativeca66 are all decked out for St. Paddy’s Day
alreade**
WOOT!
So r u!!! u haz a green kwilt!!
OOO – cweenmj u be rite. Ai forgetted. Goez well wif my real last naem:
Kelly
kewl!!
Noobi in da hous…Militay kitteh lukin fur deck to swob…
Kojak kitty!! Who luvs ya baby!
my bf’s kitten digs in the trash for Qtips all the time! so thats what she’s doing…
Opun wydez! Ai wil swabyu naow.