Classics: now with favorite buttons!
We r adding favorite buttons 2 sum classic lolz, so u can favorite dem!
Check awt sum other classic lolz dat nao have favorite buttons!
» Japan iz making a real live Monorail Cat! Click below to see!
Thanks to Toby for submitting the video!
Monorail cat Lives!!11
OHAI catslave!!! Up there on HAI! May ai pleez han annipuss’s burfday nounc mint awm yur verree verree nice (and handee!
) Tawp Spot? Thanks!
BURFDAY PARTY 
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Ta rah ta ta rah ta ta rah ta ta TAAAAHH!!
AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMINT
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cweenmj and JCH4K an teh proprietors ov CHEEZ & NOM
most cordiallee invite AWL DWELLERS OF CHEEZLAND AND LURKERS, too!
TO A
starting awn teh VERREE NEGGST PIKCHOOR!!!
im honor ov our beloved
ANNIPUSS, aka “Fast Fingurs Anni”
(hoom we awl sware to purrrtek an defend to teh deth if rekwired!)
Teh festibbittehs will begin at the beginning ov the neggst pikchoor!.
6AM ICHC time/5PM TTI/6 PM Yurp/Noon EST/11AM CST/10AM MST & 9AM PST
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Caek an deelishus & nootrishes finger fuds will be provide bai CHEEZ.
Drinks az usual awn teh haus (ladders will bee provided)
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Princess Mu, Maus, Leeza an teh NNYGBB awl say ‘BE THER OAR BE SKWARE!’
AND itz teh burfday ov CATSRME, too!
cool
aww, iz seckond.
aww, iz stoopid head.
dis.
Cat gratz on nawt second, what u wants for silly bration?
Hawt Chocololate, Stwabwerry Scones, and floofy scrambloled eggz plzthnks
den Wii Scampers of tew teh tybotique
Wodd hab bean better wif Subtitles
Mai bee u shuld makz it. Since uz the top Kitteh.
Sore -e Bom_Momme I nawt speak Japaneses
Sorri Catslave, I keps forgetn to clik on reply.
Here iz your nommies. How is wever in your part of da world.
HEY EBERY1 THERE IZ 2PIC/TALKS GOING ON!
Duz N E wun speek Japaneeze? Did dey give credit tu ICHC fur teh monorail cat idear? Wii can haz trayde mark ™ ? Wii can haz copee rite (c) ? Wii can haz patent pendink (p) ? Wii can haz royalteez?? Did n e wunz cawl ower lolyerz Dewey, Cheatim and How?
“Nyan, nyan, nyan” meenz “Meow, meow, meow.”
Dis prawbublee nawt sew halpful, akshulee.
@Tribble
Did dey give credit tu ICHC fur teh monorail cat idear?
WTF dude, ICHC did not invent the whole LOLcat thing. It was a meme on 4chan loooooong before ICHC existed. Trademark my ass
plz to be beein niceez?
you be mean to teh kittehz and they not be happy
This goes to show that reality in Japan is much more surreal that lolcat photos.
ah, Japan an der ob.. obss…. lurv of awl things cyoot n cuddli.
As a matter of fact, this has nothing to do with our Monorail Cat for multiple reasons. Firstly, it ain’t a monorail. Secondly, this is the famous Tama, a stray cat who was adopted by a Japanese railway station and named its station master (a purely ceremonial function, of course… or is it?), hence the hat. They’re just decorating a mundane commuter train with cat decals. And you weren’t missing much of anything by not speaking Japanese: they were just describing what you were seeing on screen, for the most part (“Not just on the outside, but the inside, too!”). And finally, yes, this is what passes for news in Japan.
Thanks for clearing that up. It’s a very cute story and it’s nice to see a formerly stray kitty getting so much attention.
As for the quality of Japanese news, until I stop hearing about this crazy woman and her octuplets plus six previous children, I’m not sure I can say we’re that much better off.
Wif lots of pawesome help from mai kittehs Ai haz foundz itz!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7421259.stm
Have too go maek cheezburgerz for da grlz nao, kthnksbai
ps dun no hao to maeks linkies herez so youse gotta do the copy/pastey thingie.
hehhehheh linkie werkd anyhooos
i read about tama the cat in neo
Iz nawt monorail cat….is cat monorail!
Verr Nice! Verr verr nice!
Tama-chan ichi-ban! We lurves Tama-chan!
ah witle ter came 2 meh i!
Iz Monorail Kitteh a “Magecktic Levitashun” kitteh? Could be sum Stimuluz Pakajez for him!
Now THAT one’s a classic.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF
They’re TRILLIONS of dollars in debt in Japan and the flush their cash down the toilet on a MONORAIL CAT!?!?
GGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Yep, oldie but goodie.
http://www.monorails.org/tMspages/PuppyMover.html
is acshully been around for quite some time. sidebar in blue and white squares reads, essentially, “Super Cat Station Master.” Tama (cat) is one of at least two of these “station master” cats that I know of.
dat iz one nawt-happy kitteh.
major lolcatwuvers…. japan haz dem!!!
-.- its not a real monorail cat…. its just a cat that is a reaally special feature of a train station. I did a Mt. Fuji(San) project and I learned bout him.
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Just experimenting–
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FAIL
Ai do nawt speek Japanese