“TURNITOFF! TURNITOFF! TURNITOFF!”
“TURNITOFF! TURNITOFF! TURNITOFF!”
sumwun musta bin asleep at teh weel.
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rodents on spin cycle weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
P. d’B FTW! (adn conga-rats foar teh nawt-sekkind…)
luks laik a *sebbin*-weigh ty! conga rats to awl. shal wii awl stawp aht NOM adn CHEEZ foar the susct… sussti… ummm, yumz onna wai tu teh ty booteek?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHu8LAWSKxU
Hamster spinning extremely fast in wheel
curse u centrif… senterf… spinning forse!
are those the famus conga-rats that is being spunned there? we has heard about them so often …..
conga-ratz noo dans rooteene goez terriblee, terriblee rong…
OMCC!!! LOL!!!!!
as they spun out of control…details adn update at elebentees.
wun struck the clock, the rest excaped wiff minor injoories.
rat race: fail!
oahi fillip why noe blue name so weez kin be frendin yew?
hmmmm. good question. let me investigate.
ok, lettuce see what happens now.
back in full working order.
Yoo doo luk mutch beder in bloo.
OHAI FLEEP!
BURFDAY PARTY 
May ai hang thiz littol nownce mint awn yur glow rheaus nawt second? Mercy Buckets!
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*Strumpits sounding* Ta rah ta ta rah ta ta rah ta ta TAAAAHH!!
AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMINT
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cweenmj and JCH4K an teh proprietors ov CHEEZ & NOM
most cordiallee invite AWL DWELLERS OF CHEEZLAND AND LURKERS, too!
TO A
Tomorrow, Purrsday, teh 26th Day of Febrooairy
im honor ov our beloved
ANNIPUSS, aka “Fast Fingurs Anni”
(hoom we awl sware to purrrtek an defend to teh deth if rekwired!)
Teh festibbittehs will begin at the beginning ov teh THURD pichoor ov teh day!
6AM ICHC time/5PM TTI/6 PM Yurp/Noon EST/11AM CST/10AM MST & 9AM PST
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Caek an deelishus & nootrishes finger fuds will be provide bai CHEEZ.
Drinks az usual awn teh haus (ladders will bee provided)
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Princess Mu an Maus say ‘BE THER OAR BE SKWARE!’
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AND Leeza and teh NNYGBB!
Cheez shall be servin sum reely nommy gushifuds, aifinkso!
Reelee nommee??? Baked Camembert wif Preiselbeerren purrrhaps!
*droolz just a littlol*
What be annipuss’ favo… fabu… moast-lyked fuds? We can haz taht?
Nawt boiled cabbij!
macheen tayks ovar
D’yu fink iffn we cud get enuff meesis werkin weelz we cud yooze dem 2 maek `trisitee an sabe teh planit?
Nedez tu hab da kittehz chais dem nd den da goggiez chaisez da kittehz. Shud maik enuf tristee fur ebreewunz.
eben better than the cat wif teh buttered toast.
*luks suspishuslee at PdB*
Yu iz related tu Ponder Stibbons?
AHA! Sew da werdpretzel be usin HEX. Dat’s yer problem rite there!
HEX be MUCH moar relayabul tehn WP!!!
WP be imp-powrd, aifinkso.
an Igorina improved!
WP needs von Lipwig tu coming in an fiks it up. *nods wyselee*
teh goldee suit improobs eberyfing.
*wunders whut Maus or GP wuld luk like in goldy suit. Bof ov em alreddy has teh line ov creatib flim-flam*
differunt, but relayted/
“Gib ‘em teh ol razzul dazzul,
razzule dazzlle ‘em”
WP dazzles us wif kittehs,
but P d’B dazzles us wif (blue) sky-ense
Ai is trappd inna vortex!
Ai fink Ai is abowt to get frown into teh miggle ob nekst weeeeeeeeek weeeeeeeeeek weeeek!!!
LOL!
weeeeeee!
t’s owt uv control
WP eeted dis den spat it owt agane!
willit go round in sirkles?
willit fly hi lyke an iggle inna sky?
kinda looks tahat way, duzzn’t it?
taht’s whut ai thot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yiYbCJitvQ
kewl, Billy Preston playing a Hohner melodica?? i awlays thot dat wuz a harp [harmonikkah]…now i kno…
Fur teh luv uv CC — maek it STAWP!!!
ohai ns I was jus joking bout hellokitteh and hellcat in deh las fred
plz not to be taking it purrsonally
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ts owt uv kontrol
Kum rat u lashunz awl yu sebunz. nawt secund tiem in menny wilez ai se “no commintz” nd cant fink ub ennyfingzz tu sai.
OH SHI
*Puts awn troll marsk*
Blah blah blah, yu is awl so crool an hartless, blah blah, hau can yu laff at teh por weelly fing! Blah blah blah Oh teh huge manatee! blah blah Legul perfeshnul, ayrobiks instruktor anna vet tek!
Yu kno, tihs issunt as much fun as it yuse to be
Phhhbbbbtttttt!
*Throes aai troll mask*
ai thot mebbe we shud feel sawrry foar teh white mousies, butt (!) OK, heer goez:
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ooooh, teh poor wheely fing!
*picks up troll mask*
pleeze do not be so stoopy. ai has examinified the picshur carefully, and those is mice, and there is nawt a single manatee in the picture. why do peeple here talk about manatees when there are no manatees in the picshur? why don’t they talk about lolcats instead of manatees? why is the sky bloo?
*pulls off troll mask*
*falls over from exertion*
whew!! ai hasn’t done that for a while. it’z hard werk.
LOL – taht gabe me a gud giggul wen Ai gawt oop tihs mornink, fankyu!
teh wiils uv teh mausbus goe raown an raown
raown an raown
raown an raown
teh wiils uv teh mausbus goe raown an raown…
Ai wuz jus lukkin at kittteh wif Much cheezburger in belleh. Nao Ai iz feelin a bit …
*clapses han over mouf an runs (wil it B quickly enuff) for teh baffrum*
Pleez recommend me as your friend! Pleez…
*haz a puzzloled* Teh bestest way tu get frenz, aifinkso, iz tu getting inbolbed in what be going awn. Tehn peeps wud know whu yu be an wud wanting tu be yur frend.
An habing a bloo nayme wif a link tu yur profyle wud maek it much eezier fur peeps.
Yu haz sed this befoar, nuffing but, “send me frend rekwests”. Iz sumfing rong?
Ai think Energy iz verree yung. Maybee urlee teen?
JCH4 now yuz haz +1 kitteh…did yuz get new kitteh or just bebbeh sitten?
Ohai, 3km! Yu tuk hyoomin boi tu Dr. TinyCat tuday bowt teh feevur an hed-ack? Iz otay?
Dis nawt teh tilt-a-Whirl!!! 1!!!
Why dose fuds is runnin’ awf awl da flavors?
I’m late… but (hehe)…
It’s RONCO’s New…
Maus O’ Matic…
The Best Maus You Ever Tasted!
“We’ve got maus here, fast and easy and ready to pour, mmm-mmm! Super Maus-o-Matic ‘76 comes with ten interchangeable rotors, a nine-month guarantee, and a booklet: 1,001 Ways to Harness Maus. Super Maus-o-Matic ‘76 works great on Hausmaus, Voles, Otters, Rabid Weasels and other small creatures…”
*Hehehehehehehe*
He never learns, does he…
*Hehehehehehehe*
vizualizze whirrled piece…
an spun gold mauses…
*jk2k vizzyewuhliezus wirrld pees*
ew, noefankyew, ai iz nawt a conoh.. connoe … ai duzznt sew much liek teh mashed griin vegetebalols!
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Duz we hasta haz anuvver concert?!!!
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Aiz shokked — SHOKKED, ai tellz u dat u haz maed up dis ideeyuh, Maus. U uv awl cheezpeeps shud noe dat rodintz izzint fur teh nomming!!!!
ooh, nightshayde, I likes yer new abatart!
Fankies! Itz fur St Patrix Day.
Iz can see nuffing diffrunt
Is U green?
Um… but… iznt me teh saggy-pants comic-releaf heer?
*Sprays himself with a seltzer bottle*
*Splats a creem pie in his face*
Ha, ha, ha, ha…
*Looks around fer… I dunno…*
Oh. Dear. Me. Massive DID flare-up. :blush:
Um master? I donut understand. Dis duzzunt sound berry EBIL.
Yup yup — ai iz green. Liddul green dress & liddul green bow.
Oh nightshayde! Ai still see teh pink. but yoo see green. Sttranj indeed ar teh ways ov WP.
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Maybe soon we will awl see it!
Ai seez it green, butt (!!) Aiz laytur R I vin than teh odder peeps. Az all waies.
JAAAAAAANE!!! Stop this crazy thing!
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE STOP THIS CRAZY THING !!!
jettsons refrence, FTW!
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3 minds– same stoopid thot for ol 3 of us.
How do you like my centrifuge, Mr. Bond? When I throw this lever, you will feel centrifugal force crush every bone in your body.
You mean centripetal force. There’s no such thing as centrifugal force.
A laughable claim, Mr. Bond, perpetuated by overzealous teachers of science. Simply construct Newton’s Laws in a rotating system and you will see a centrifugal force term appear as plain as day.
Come now, do you really expect me to do coordinate substitution in my head while strapped to a centrifuge?
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
lol
ftw
lol some more.
That’s reelee sum site yoo have there, o Wolf Plushtoy!
xkcd has teh funnehs.
Most uv tehm, ennyway. Ai drop bai nao n tehn.
Not mine, but the owner lets me do what I want with it as long as I say that it’s originally his and don’t try to make any money off of it.
Ai liek mai myces stirrd, nawt shakn.. Iz all gud
whew. good fing i red dat befoar i wrote’d sumfing about imaginary foarces, wich was my inertial, er, initial ideah. nebbermine/
green energi, still needz alittle wurk
Goblinmama choke on Cheerios stopitstopitstopit Want nice maus to eat…on toast, mabe…
HALP! HALP! JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!! JANE!! HALP, JANE!!!
This picture was taken at Petco. I recognize our bedding and the water bottle. Thing is, customers are not supposed to take pictures inside of the store. Oh well. It is amusing to watch the mice on the wheel. They like to cling to the mesh on the wheel while one runs.
looks to me like someone deliberately span the wheel fast for the laffs and took the photo… not nice person… needs to be put in a giant version of rodent wheel and have it spun fast so they can see what it’s like… one of those meeces looks like it’s just about to have a very sore neck…
No, the mice actually do do this. If you ever go into a pet store, watch. Like we would do something so cruel..haha…no. It’s not worth losing my job to get a few moments worth of laughs. Also, PETA could come in at any time. Do you really think we’re that stupid? Come on! Not only that, but 99% of people working in a pet store are pet lovers…not the type of person to do something so childish.
I used to have a few pet mice and they did this sort of thing all the time. They didn’t hurt themselves doing it either.
I was just watching the mice at petco doing the same thing. (that’s where this was taken)
Aw. My mousies used to do that too
lolz i c dis all teh time in teh food stoar, er i meen, rodent sechun of pet stores…i no nom them, i swears it!!
Hamster Wheel of torture….
Poor Jelly!
Space Station?? I can has cheezburger??
I am reasonably certain this is in a Petco cage…don’t ask.
Poor ickle mousy-wousy!
I WANTS ONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!
rofl funny